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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Peer's Nikki. Hey guys, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's the final show of the week for four

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Speaker 1: days a week. We really do it here at the

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Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer Podcast. UM, thank you, no uh, thanks to

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Speaker 1: you know. We're still new, so I like to give

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Speaker 1: some shout outs to um everyone who's listening, subscribing, writing reviews,

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Speaker 1: writing into the show, following us on our private Instagram account,

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Pod, where we post exclusive content where I

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Speaker 1: show more skin. Sometimes I show more like I'm just

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Speaker 1: showing side of my I talked about it yesterday, but

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Speaker 1: like just leaning into like my true self because I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's kind of what I'm pre hunting here

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Speaker 1: on the podcast, and that I don't have um as

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Speaker 1: many creepers or like who just followed me to hate me,

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Speaker 1: which I know it sounds crazy, but like on my

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Speaker 1: actual account, like if I post something it oh that

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Speaker 1: like has my bikini shot or like me looking really

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Speaker 1: pretty and it's just a picture of me looking hot.

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Speaker 1: Like yesterday Andrew had me I took all he took

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Speaker 1: all these pictures of me in this like amazing green

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Speaker 1: jumper between you and me. Noah, I looked like I

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Speaker 1: looked pretty good yesterday. And this one green jumper, I like,

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Speaker 1: you did you see it? It has like no, it's

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Speaker 1: very middle boob exposing. It was for the shot that

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Speaker 1: I did for the show. It's the second last taping

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Speaker 1: of the show, and it was like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if the look really matched the tone of the show,

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Speaker 1: but this jumper was just like on my rack all season,

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Speaker 1: We're trying to make it work, and so we shoved

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Speaker 1: it and we didn't even have to shove it into yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I like demanded it. It just made me feel amazing.

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Speaker 1: I felt like Share like on the Sunny and Share show,

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Speaker 1: Like it was just so it just so cute. And anyway,

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Speaker 1: I had Andrew took some pictures of me while I

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Speaker 1: was waiting to go to set, and I was holding

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Speaker 1: this guitar that is always in my green room at

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Speaker 1: this house where we we shoot the show, and um,

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Speaker 1: and then I I Andrew was like, send me some

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Speaker 1: pictures to post on Nikki Glaserpod and and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: So I sent him. I edited this one and he

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Speaker 1: posted it yesterday. And by the way, we always like

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Speaker 1: say who writes it? Because sometimes I'll post on there

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Speaker 1: and sometimes he will. So if it says heart energy,

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Speaker 1: that's a me post. If it's a C, it's Andrew.

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Speaker 1: And if it's uh no A and A, it's uh

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Speaker 1: not applicable. No, oh no, it's no uh and um.

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Speaker 1: And But yesterday he wrote one and he said a

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Speaker 1: C and energy, and I guess technically I had nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with it. I do have to talk to

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Speaker 1: him about that and say, listen, Andrew, that had nothing.

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Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with that. I did send

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Speaker 1: you that picture and doctorate for you to send, but like,

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Speaker 1: that was you posting it? Because I just still feel

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Speaker 1: stupid posting a picture where I'm like, I look hot here,

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Speaker 1: Like honestly, it's uncomfortable for me. The other day I

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Speaker 1: posted one on my main account. This is like not interesting.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to people, but it's like all a part

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Speaker 1: of the struggle to love oneself. Like on my main account,

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Speaker 1: Andrew was like, Hey, we could post a Niki Glazer

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Speaker 1: pot all day, but like, I think it's still good

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Speaker 1: to drive people to our podcast on your main account

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Speaker 1: because I I'm really bad at promotion. I love that

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Speaker 1: Andrew was your social media manager. I said that to him.

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Speaker 1: Did know what say that I should post more, and

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Speaker 1: he's like, no, it's just like I think that it

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Speaker 1: would be really good, like he goes, and by the way,

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Speaker 1: our numbers, we got like nine subscribers because of that post,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, you're right, this ship does translate.

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Speaker 1: So I posted this kind of sultry picture on my

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Speaker 1: own Instagram page where I'm not like wearing a lot

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Speaker 1: of skin, but I I'm making like a sexual face.

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Speaker 1: But it was just because I was feeling like sexy

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Speaker 1: or what. I don't know, and m and it just

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Speaker 1: feels so stupid posting things where you're like, I just

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Speaker 1: I think I look good, do you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 1: it's not that wasn't the purpose. The purpose was to

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Speaker 1: I'm on a beach, because it's as good, you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: aperture setting. I don't know. I learned about photography last night.

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Speaker 1: I'll get into that later if I if if I,

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Speaker 1: but obviously I didn't because I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: but you know, like it was pleasing to the I

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Speaker 1: to then steer people to the caption, which would steer

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Speaker 1: very proud of, and I can stand behind and say

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Speaker 1: this is great. Um. Sometimes I have a really hard

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Speaker 1: time posting anything of myself. I don't post stand up

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Speaker 1: clips I have, Andrew thinks I brag about all the time.

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Speaker 1: I have three. Uh, I have the equivalent of like

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Speaker 1: three and a half. No, I've equivalent of four hours

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Speaker 1: of stand up online, probably more of original material with

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Speaker 1: two hour specials, two half hour, three half our specials,

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Speaker 1: It's it's like more than four hours of material in

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Speaker 1: my seventeen year long career, and since I've been doing

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Speaker 1: up that much material. But I don't take those clips

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Speaker 1: or even like, because I don't want to put it

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Speaker 1: out there and then have people I like when people go,

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Speaker 1: you know what I like Nikki Glas, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: to Netflix and I'm gonna watch Banging. You have accountability.

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Speaker 1: You went to Netflix, you pressed on banging. When so

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Speaker 1: it's the same psychology as when you asked someone to

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Speaker 1: grab you something like No, Like if I asked you, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you grab me that glass of water? And you

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Speaker 1: went and got it? You like me more than before

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Speaker 1: I asked you for the glass of water because your

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Speaker 1: psychology is, why am I grabbing her this glass of

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Speaker 1: water that she could get herself. I must like her,

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Speaker 1: And so your brain convinces even though you do like me,

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Speaker 1: and you're doing it as a favor, and that is

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Speaker 1: people don't like it as much as if they paid

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Speaker 1: forty dollars. When you get a tattoo, no, what have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen the show? Uh? Inc Master, it's like

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Speaker 1: a tattoo reality show. There's some awful tattoos that happened

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Speaker 1: the line, but right away, there's this cognitive distance that

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Speaker 1: happens because you chose it, because you have this permanent thing,

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Speaker 1: because you invested in it, you will not hate it.

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Speaker 1: So when people invest in seeing me, whether it's clicking

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Speaker 1: on a link and downloading it or paying for a show,

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Speaker 1: they're going to like me more than if I just

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Speaker 1: am throwing a clip in their face on Instagram. It

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Speaker 1: leaves me much more open to ridicule. It leaves because

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Speaker 1: if a clip comes up and you're just like, like,

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Speaker 1: it and think it's not funny because it's out of

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Speaker 1: context for you, because it was following a picture of

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Speaker 1: Because you also follow a lot of stray rescue accounts

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Speaker 1: like me throwing a clip in your face like I

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Speaker 1: have been. It happens to me, I have ended up

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Speaker 1: I saw a clip that was shoved in my face

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Speaker 1: that I watched on my own volition, but not really.

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Speaker 1: It was almost like I was clip raped. And I'm

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Speaker 1: saying that not jokingly, but it's in the sense that

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Speaker 1: but I let happen because it was like harder to

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Speaker 1: maybe skip over it. Or maybe they're like, I didn't

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Speaker 1: mean to use that word jokingly. I really didn't, and

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Speaker 1: so please don't come after me for it. But you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, so anyway, I don't like

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Speaker 1: putting things out there that for like Instagram is forcing

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Speaker 1: people to like shoving things in their face without them

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Speaker 1: having any effort. That's why I like the Nikki Glazer

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Speaker 1: Pod because you have to actually like ask request access

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Speaker 1: like you you asked for this, bitch. Yeah, following our

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Speaker 1: and the effort that people would be making. Yeah, is

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Speaker 1: like I'm happy with my level. I would be so

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Speaker 1: much more successful if I could get over this fear

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Speaker 1: I have of promoting myself. But I'm just not comfortable

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Speaker 1: I'm talented. But I still have these fears that I'm

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Speaker 1: my looks, and that's another thing, Like my my looks,

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Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't, no matter what you say.

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Speaker 1: At this point in my life, I do love the

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Speaker 1: but there's a little part of me that's a fifteen

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Speaker 1: it's mad that I was born telling my parents I

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Speaker 1: was mad that they even had sex because they could

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Speaker 1: make a child as ugly as me, and like, I

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Speaker 1: just felt so ugly and this isn't to be like

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Speaker 1: when when poor and Nikki. I mean, it is sad,

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Speaker 1: but that person is still in me. So when I

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Speaker 1: read a comment it says you look like Larry Bird,

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Speaker 1: or when I read a comment that says you look gaunt,

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Speaker 1: or why are you so orange? Uh, your arms look

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Speaker 1: like uh iggy pops. Okay, they didn't say that, but

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Speaker 1: for the comment to happen because I right now I'm

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Speaker 1: you when you lose too much weight as a woman.

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Speaker 1: They're like, are you what are you doing? Like you're

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Speaker 1: and crime. Now he helps birds and at risk youth

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00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 1: have a better life. What just happened there? I said youth? Wrong.

426
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: Youth is a very tough word for me. Have you

427
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 1: ever seen the two utes? It's from my cousin Vinny.

428
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: Oh it's great. He goes to two what utes? Ut? Yeah,

429
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: the utes? Yeah it's youths Okay. So a man is

430
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: saved by falconry. Yes, okay. So this guy, Rodney's s Thoughts,

431
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: spend his twenties dealing drugs in Southeast Washington, d C.

432
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: During the crack epidemic, daring the agent sport of capturing

433
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: juvenile raptors and helping them survive to adulthood when they

434
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 1: can take care of themselves. Mirrors his own experiences and uh,

435
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,199
Speaker 1: he's you know, if you could rehab a bird, he

436
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: could rehab himself and help others. And I know how

437
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: much you love birds. Thank you for choosing this. I

438
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: know that's why I picked it. You went to the

439
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: bird sanctuary recently? Yeah, I went to the Cayman Parrot

440
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: Sanctuary in Grand Cayman. Um. It was so fun. I

441
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 1: posted a video of it yesterday where I was petting

442
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: two girls that were holding guinea pigs. Um, oh my god,

443
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: look at a photo. Look at this falconry saves a

444
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: man from life of crime. Um. Yeah, it's like birds

445
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: are incredible and I, I don't know I connect with

446
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: like these kind of birds w are He's showing your

447
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,959
Speaker 1: an owl of falcon like ship like that, but like

448
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: every day like pigeon or something like Mike Tyson had

449
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: a bunch of pigeons that he loved. But I can't

450
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: connect to a bird. I think their head is too small.

451
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Like I can't. Their eyes are

452
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: really little, like I just feel your eyes and so

453
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: you can't feel like it doesn't have as much of

454
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: a human eye, and that's what people like. They eat

455
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: animals that have beady eyes, and then they don't that

456
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: have like kind eyes. Some people are like vegetarians that way. However,

457
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: I think that birds with beady eyes, like a budget parakeet, um,

458
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: little parrots, a cockatil that are these black eyes that

459
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of like expression, are my favorite

460
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: animals and and are so cute and have such personalities

461
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 1: and um, so pretty much you're just like wrong. Oh,

462
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,959
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be right, but no, no, no,

463
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. But like there's certain dog

464
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: breeds that I'm just like, they're not human Like. Yeah,

465
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: so I get mad, but it's like, wait, I'm getting

466
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: a ZeVA really quick. Keep talking. Well maybe okay, Nikki's

467
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: gone right now, So this is my moment, guys, I

468
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: just okay, I'll just do it normal. She's yelling at

469
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 1: me from the from far away. H No, but I

470
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: I honestly think you know birds, no, uh, you know birds?

471
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: To me, they just like they they don't do enough.

472
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: They don't hug you, they don't put there. I guess

473
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: they could put their head on your shoulder a little bit,

474
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: but I need something to cuddle me. I need something

475
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: to hold me. I need they hold onto your finger

476
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 1: with their with their little claws and the best feeling.

477
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: I get it, you know, Like, but that's why a

478
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: bird can't lay on its side. I understand what animals

479
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: aren't for you to to offer you comfort, Like that's

480
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: not the goal of animals. That's not what that's not.

481
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: What I get for animals from animals is like, oh,

482
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: this animal cuddles me, and so it's like more worthy.

483
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: Like the other day on set, I did a Q

484
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: and A with the cast because we were just like

485
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: getting a shot that didn't need audio, and so I

486
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: was like, it's a drone shot. We can we can

487
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: talk about literally anything. I go, does anyone any questions

488
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: and one of them goes, dogs are cats? And I go, well,

489
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: you know, in terms of a pet, I would prefer

490
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: a dog, but I don't like dogs more than cats.

491
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: I love all animals equally, and I really meant that,

492
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: like I love spiders as much as I love birds.

493
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I I prefer to be a round a bird,

494
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: but like I I have compassion and feel uh like

495
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: every animal has a soul and like a it could

496
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: be me, you know, like I believe. I don't believe

497
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: in reincarnation, but I do believe like if you asked

498
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: to be humans, being like I'm just gonna eat animals

499
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: and kill spiders and get those glue traps and trapped

500
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: like these animals, and and thinking like I could never

501
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: be that spider. I'm so much better than a spider.

502
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: I'm a human. That's insane to me. Like, I understand

503
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: we're more intelligent creatures, but that doesn't mean we're more worthy.

504
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: I just I haven't. I had an awakening where I

505
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 1: realized that I am not, as a human more important

506
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: because I'm capable of cuddling than an animal that isn't

507
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: and because of that, I'm better than you know. That

508
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: is not what I'm saying at all. Would you give

509
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: your life for spider? No, of course not because I

510
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: because my life and this isn't the real reason, but

511
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: my life will contribute to more animals being saved if

512
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: I live. Then if that spider dies, how would you

513
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: feel about the spider if a spider, and that's not why,

514
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: it's if I want to live, you know, how would

515
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: you feel though the spider was huge and was threatening

516
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: to kill you. Um, Self defense is always okay if

517
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: you feel like if you're going to die, But when

518
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: you there's no reason to kill an animal unless it's

519
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: you feel like that, it's like a fight to the death.

520
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: There's just no reason in my opinion. Well, and I'm

521
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: sure that there are many reasons that what could be

522
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: brought forth that I would go, oh, actually, that's the

523
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: it's an invasive species and it's ruining like but unless

524
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: it's threatening life on a massive scale, I just don't

525
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: see why things should be needlessly murdered. But it taste good,

526
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: And I like, my, what are we gonna do with

527
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: all the cows that we have to kill them? Because

528
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: there's millions of crowds. We just stopped eating meat. Now

529
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: what do we with all those cows and pigs? Um? Okay,

530
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: let's just murder all the ones that we have right

531
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: now and just stop it after that. How about that?

532
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: Does that sound good to everyone? There's my solution. I

533
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: don't have a problem with killing the animals. That's not

534
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: my problem. My problem is how animals are treated before

535
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: they die. I am not scared of death, but I

536
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: am scared of a life of suffering. For myself. I'm

537
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: not scared of dying. I'm scared or dying young. I'm

538
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: just true. I'm just scared. I just don't like the

539
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: way animals are treated before they die. Andrew, next story,

540
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: Well that answered my question. People are just like, oh god, Nicky,

541
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: get off your fucking high horse and killing the horse too. Yeah,

542
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: kill the horse for me, Nikki, you know, because it's yeah,

543
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: get off threatening me having fans, and so I will

544
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: kill that horse that I'm on. Next story. I hope

545
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: you're still having fun out there. I know this that

546
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: was tough, but hey, it's not tough. I have to

547
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: stand up for animal rights. Animals don't have voices. I'm sorry.

548
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: People just have to put up with it twice a week,

549
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: that's all I ask. And the animal rights people that

550
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: have me and said keep talking really appreciate it. Next story. Also,

551
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm not anti animals here. I feel like we're we're

552
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: going uh. I don't think you are. I'm just trying

553
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: to enlighten you to like, I think you're compassionate person

554
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: and you can extend it to every animal and maybe

555
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: not eat meat anymore. But I don't judge you that

556
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: you do. And you're stole in my life, and I

557
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: would date someone who's not a vegan. But it was

558
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: a little Next story, Yeah, a lot of people. That's

559
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: the question. How is it with hanging out with a

560
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: vegan when you're not a I never talk about being

561
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: a vegan. It's so it's it's not something I ever

562
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: judge people. People eat meat around me all the time.

563
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: By the way, just one last thing, literally, this will

564
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: be my final thing for a couple of weeks. I

565
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: promise you guys. If you can just eat vegan one

566
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: meal a week, great, I am so happy. It's not

567
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: like all or nothing. I'm not a perfect vegan. Things

568
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: slipped through. I eat altoys sometimes when I need it,

569
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: and they have gelatine in them. I'm not perfect by

570
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: any means. But just do your best, that's all I ask.

571
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: I know. I had a cheeseburger yesterday and it's delicious. Man,

572
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: I'd impossible burger. I'm all into it. I had a

573
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: possible burger. Next story. Japanese woman auctions huge husbands Yugio

574
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: cards for a hundred and eighty eight thousand after she

575
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: found out he cheated on her. Yeah, so you know

576
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: he was unfaithful, So she sold these. I don't know

577
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: what kind of cards these are. I guess they're really

578
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: nice bogeymons. I mean, obviously they're collector's items. Uh yeah, Yugo.

579
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: You know what. I don't know anything about animal, but

580
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: I know what Yugo. I know a lot of people

581
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: are in this stuff like this. I don't get it.

582
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't get I would love to. I wish I

583
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: had a hobby like this to be into this. But

584
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: the thing is, I just I can't believe you've gone

585
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: your life and never heard of Yugio because I don't

586
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: know anything about these characters, but at least know the

587
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen Predator, but I was able to

588
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: do an impression of Predator yesterday. I get that, you

589
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, just because you haven't heard

590
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: of something doesn't mean you don't know here, but seen

591
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: it on the screen. I go, I've seen that before.

592
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: I don't recognize that, but I recognized the name Yugio.

593
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: I guess we processed information differently. I know, you know. Okay,

594
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: so this woman sold her cards after she got him

595
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: cheating on her. Here's yeah, I want to know at

596
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: one point when someone cheats, what remember the bobbing lady

597
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: that chopped her husband's dick off and my husband's dick

598
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: off clean and then I threw it in my neighbors

599
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: magazine mode clean mode Lawan. He had to go and

600
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: look forward a road and then I went back inside.

601
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: I went to bed. My husband had a whole career

602
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: in his head because I chopped off his dick and

603
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: it was what I wanted to do. That's a car

604
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: under song about Lorna bobb It. But everyone when when

605
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: she chopped off his dick, people were like, motherfucker cheated

606
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: so long dick? Like at what point cheating out of her? Yeah?

607
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Um that did you throw it out? The

608
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: It takes two to tango. Uh if you get sorry

609
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: for people who have been cheated on and don't want

610
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:13,479
Speaker 1: to hear this, like you like not that it's no

611
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: one's fault. I don't even blame people who cheat on cheating.

612
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: It's just like and I don't blame just you if

613
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: you find out your husband cheats and it's you're totally

614
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: blindside and you've been lied to for years and like,

615
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: but he's a fucking sociopath and you've been completely misled

616
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: and it's like you. That really must be so painful

617
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: to feel that deceived, and it must cause you to

618
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: do things like sell his Yugio cards or cut off

619
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: his penis. And I acknowledge that hurt. But um, okay,

620
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: then let's move on and pick up the pieces and

621
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: go on and like and mourn it and cry. But

622
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: like I just maybe that's what you need to do.

623
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: You need to do something drastic. Once you get one

624
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: drastic thing, I love that, but it's not healthy. But

625
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 1: I think one drastic then you could let it go.

626
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 1: I think you cut someone's dick off. You don't need

627
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: to cut his dick off every day mentally after that,

628
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm not saying cut your

629
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: husband the cheater's dick off, but maybe do something drastic.

630
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: Maybe you know him, leave him, never talk to him again.

631
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: That's how I do it. That's how if a man

632
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: hurts me, I go, uh, never talk to me again.

633
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: You never get to ever have me in your life again.

634
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: And that is like almost like cutting off a dick

635
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: because if well, that's yes, that's well, I'd say, well,

636
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: then I'm the mother of your children, and like that's

637
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: and we can talk about the kids and have that relationship,

638
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: but outside of that, you will get nothing from me. Ever, again,

639
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: there's no like you have betrayed me and I can't

640
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: trust you. So I will proceed like this and I listen,

641
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: this is as someone who's not been cheated on like this,

642
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: and so I can't. Um. I'm sorry to women who

643
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: have and are like fuck you, but you have no

644
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: idea what it's like and the pain. And I hope

645
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: I never do. No, but I do hope that um,

646
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: those women go on and those men who have been

647
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: cheated on just can completely detach and not be so

648
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: focused on the revenge. I recently like got hurt and

649
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: all I wanted to do was like, God, I just

650
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: want to go fund someone else, like fuck you, I

651
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,479
Speaker 1: want to find someone to have sex with right away.

652
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: I've never had that instinct, and it was so gross

653
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 1: to me because that doesn't solve anything. Yeah, and as

654
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: your roommate, you were looking at me real weird. No,

655
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: I saw your very emotional night, and I just I

656
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: had the thought of like, can I find someone to

657
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: have sex with that will that this person it could

658
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 1: And it was it was a second of a thought,

659
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: but it's never that's kind of revenge has never occurred

660
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: to me, and it's really ugly because that doesn't solve

661
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: anything and anything. It opens me up to diseases and

662
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: intimacy problems with whoever I choose next, And it would

663
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: just it was it would just be such an ugly response.

664
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes that first thought is the one

665
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: you need to have to go, Okay, what's the what's

666
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: the second thing I can do? That's maybe a better

667
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: thing for myself and others? Alright, a guy without the Jesus. Yeah,

668
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: but it's hard to check, you know, in one night.

669
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: You gotta find someone quick. Al right. Next story, Oh man,

670
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: these are doozies, boy, I mean, people definitely are having fun.

671
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: I bet uh the weekends here, you know, my birthday

672
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: is coming up. Everything's fun. Yeah, Okay, maybe we'll go

673
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: through the sports story here. Oh yeah, I think we're

674
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: ready for the sports moment. Yeah. Let no, it will

675
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: bring up her work on Trail Real Media Player VLC. Okay,

676
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment sound and

677
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: Thrilled one segment a week to talk about sports. Let's

678
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: see how you do You haven't really got at the time.

679
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I have brought it. I've

680
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 1: made stories that Tiger Wood. You've been into them. Okay,

681
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: I don't like Shaquille O'Neil last week. That's true. You

682
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: don't need to make it palatable for me. I didn't

683
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: know if I didn't give you that instruction, Like I

684
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: kind of want to be educated too about sports and

685
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: these things too. Well, yeah, someone wrote me to stopping

686
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: a little bit and do a real sport do a

687
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: real sports story. Don't freaking down. You said that Kansas

688
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: wasn't in the finals, and you've got all the stats wrong.

689
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: So I don't know if that person should trust you

690
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: with real sports. Yeah. No, let me just say to

691
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: preface this. The other night Sports Center was on all

692
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: day here all day, Okay. It was just like, no, dude,

693
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: it was all day Andrew, It is fine, boys do

694
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: this all the time. But I have an interest, not

695
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: because I was annoyed, but because I just wanted to understand, like,

696
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: do you just like it on the background, is like

697
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: to just keep you company or is there like something

698
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: special going on in sports right now that you're keeping

699
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: up with? And I go, is this like a good

700
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: sports time? And there goes, Well, I don't it's like

701
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, it's sports. He got so defensive,

702
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: and he goes, I go, what what is like the season?

703
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: He goes like, well, baseball just started. There's a hundred

704
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: and sixty games a year there, and like they're like

705
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: first ten games, so like that's something. I go, well,

706
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: that's that's like the opposite of sports being meaningful right now,

707
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: So like baseball is not meaningful at all right now.

708
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: It's like very early season, so count that out. And

709
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: I go, March Madness is obviously done. I go, what

710
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: about you know what about NBA? I go, when are

711
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: the finals? Are those coming up? And he goes um,

712
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 1: And I go what month are the finals? And he goes,

713
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. He goes June and maybe May or April,

714
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, And I go, oh, is that not

715
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: something like people who are sports fans know of like

716
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: when the thing is because I usually know that the

717
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: World Series for baseball is like around September. I just

718
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: like know that because at the time of year that

719
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: that like thing that I've sometimes cared about as a

720
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: cardinal boyfriend's underwear or like March madness. I know because

721
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: it's like March. You know, there's like a time, but

722
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: you go, people don't know that. We're being to know that,

723
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: and so I want to know, like is that true?

724
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: Like you really don't know when the NBA fight. I

725
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: have an understanding of it. You said April COVID has

726
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: affected scheduling. Okay, but wouldn't you know if they're coming up?

727
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: Like at what point? Yes? I know where they are.

728
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: We're past the All Star break. We're about Uh. I

729
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: believe last night Brooklyn played uh Philadelphia seventy sixers, and

730
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: their records were thirty seven and seventeen. So that means

731
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 1: seasons have been cut short. Like last season with the NBA,

732
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: they were in the bubble, like things have been differently. Okay,

733
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was a COVID thing, but I

734
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: know that there's five people on each team. Most people

735
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: have eleven people people on the court at one time. Yeah. Yeah,

736
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: so already, Uh, why don't you fill NICKI in on

737
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: the UFC drama, Andrew, Oh, there's a lot of drama

738
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: going on. First of all, we've watched this fight. The

739
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: second fight. It was Dustin POORI avers Connor McGregor is

740
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: king at a hot sauce. Connor McGregor is king of

741
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: the um Irish whiskey of throwing a chair at a bus. Yeah,

742
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: he did do that. How did you know that? Because

743
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: I listen. I actually it's like huge, oh man, like

744
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: I might not know all the players, but I know

745
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: the big events. So Connor McGregor came from nothing as well,

746
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: but he's seen as this like multi multi millionaire because

747
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: he started a whiskey company. And then Dustin's like this

748
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: raw guy from Louisiana. So that's how they like. So

749
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: they're fighting again. They're fighting for the third time. A

750
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: trilling the second one. You saw the second one, the

751
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 1: first one with your girl and then my ex boyfriend. Yes,

752
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 1: that was such a weird night. So the third one,

753
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to watch it. Oh my god? Yes,

754
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: when is it? Uhs, June July or augustness? Okay, July tenth, Okay,

755
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: we could do it. Um yeah, so we'll both be

756
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: hopefully getting fingered when we're watching it. So that wasn't

757
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: a part of oh did you finger your lady while

758
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: we were watching her? Yeah? Oh, well, good to know.

759
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: I thought you fingered her when we were watching Veep.

760
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: Every show okay. So McGregor promised, though, to give Poorier's

761
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: charity five thousand dollars after the fight, maybe thinking he

762
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: might have will win and then give him money. But

763
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: he lost the fight and he apparently hasn't paid up yet.

764
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: Hilarious and fucking Pourier calls him out on Twitter for

765
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: not paying good no but yes, and then McGregor responded

766
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: that he was waiting for plans for the money, like

767
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 1: he didn't know where the donations were going, like he

768
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: just wanted to so both. Then Pourier comes out and goes, hey,

769
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: I jumped a gun. It's a five hundred thousand dollar

770
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: promised donation. Okay, yes, I think that's important. Yeah he

771
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: said that. I think I said that. Noah, but thank you. Sorry, Yeah,

772
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: that's yeah. So has our relationship. Yeah, jumped a gun. Uh,

773
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got caught up. And then I

774
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: just read a quote Pourier said he jumped the gun

775
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: by saying by saying it on Twitter, like, at what

776
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: point should you bring out personal shit or like you know,

777
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: like that shouldn't be that's private. In a way, it

778
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: helps the fight, I bet you. It's a lack of sleep.

779
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 1: It's like I was talking about it yesterday, like dealing

780
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: with relationships and like just with smartphones, like you if

781
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: you wanted to confront something with someone about something like

782
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: you used to be like, oh, the extent to see them,

783
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna let them have it, or I'm going

784
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: to call them on the phone, and like you have

785
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: all weekend to think like oh, Monday at school, I'm

786
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: gonna let this person. And I feel now teens just

787
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: pick up their phone and text like that. You know

788
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: that first thought I was just talking about with like, oh,

789
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: I want to go fun someone to get it back,

790
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: like you can. You can start that first thought immediately

791
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 1: that you're in it. Whereas because you have a phone,

792
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: you have access to people you can fuck, and like

793
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: I could put that into motion immediately when back in

794
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: before smartphones, that first thought finds its way out of

795
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: your brain and like onto the next thought that's more

796
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: logical because you have space to do it, because you

797
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: can't do the thing without seeing people and without going

798
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,919
Speaker 1: out and Monday at school or Monday at work, I'll

799
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: be to confront. Now you can confront someone from work

800
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: over your phone with a click of a button, and

801
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: people are are are you know, they get worked up

802
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: with their friends, they just pick up the phone. They're like,

803
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: I am going to call that asshole out. Yeah, so

804
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: this is all a symptom of So you're saying that,

805
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: so if I can get this right, So you're saying

806
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: that Dustin Port having access to Twitter so easily that

807
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: he's just like, oh, I'll just posted on here. I'm

808
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: not even gonna think about it, and that's what I'm

809
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: going to call him out, as opposed to like you've

810
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: done it before though, like posted things like just like

811
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: because you thought in the moment, and like last night

812
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: you posted a picture of you fat, a fat you

813
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: put your face on a fat app you look fat,

814
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: and then you post a picture of yourself now and

815
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: you're like I lost weight, and you were like giggling

816
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: to yourself like so hard because you were like I

817
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: just posted this. I don't even know if it's like

818
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: there was like this nervous energy of like I just

819
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: put this thing out here. It was like a hair

820
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: brained it was like a hair up my ass, Like

821
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's called, like up a wild

822
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: hair up your ass moment where you're just like I'm

823
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: just doing it, like jumping in a pool naked. Yeah.

824
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: I mean it's like when Michael I bet you Mica

825
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: Rappaport when he he relieves Kevin Durant another sports story.

826
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:25,959
Speaker 1: But Kevin Durant a basketball player, very famous. Uh, he

827
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: releaves d ms private d ms that worked to him,

828
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: and he probably had that moment. He's probably just like,

829
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: this will get me attention all crazy. Like even on

830
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: this podcast, I say things that I'm like, why did

831
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: I say that? It was just like a you can

832
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: say something right now and put it out there to

833
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: the world. Everyone can hear it, and you don't have

834
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: time to edit yourself and just and and self reflect,

835
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: and it's it's dangerous and that's why people get canceled.

836
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: And that's why people are so quick to cancel others

837
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: because they know they're so scared themselves of doing the

838
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: same thing, and like they're so scared of you know it.

839
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm never going to accidentally say something unintentionally racist, because

840
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: that's my biggest fear deep down. It's like this is

841
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: not me saying this, but like a character of being

842
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get so mad at this person who

843
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: made this a mistake by saying this accidentally really offensive thing.

844
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to shame that person because I will never

845
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm so scared of doing that that

846
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna double down on how much I hate when

847
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: people do that, because my deepest fear is that I

848
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: do it. Because everyone is susceptible of having a couple

849
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: of drinks shooting off a tweet that is just like

850
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: not funny, more like offensive than it is funny and

851
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: being misunderstood and they land in Africa and they lose

852
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: their life. Do you know that one that story of

853
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: that girl something? Yeah, it's like these are we I

854
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 1: think cancel culture comes after these people because we're all

855
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: so scared of being canceled. So if we go hard,

856
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: like I hate that person that did that, that that

857
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: protects you from being like, oh, it will never happen

858
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: to me, because I'm so mad that it happened. Like

859
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: it's like, should that Kevin Durant, should he have released that?

860
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: There's no shoulds in this world anymore. I think that

861
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: probably given a weekend to decide whether or not to

862
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: post that, he probably wouldn't have. I have drafted so

863
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: many texts to boys and sent them to my friend

864
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: Noah and sent them to my friend Anya and run

865
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: them by you before I send them off. That have

866
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: protected me from coming across not how I actually feel,

867
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: and protecting saving this moment that like last night, I

868
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: just journaled. I was so upset and I wanted to

869
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: text this person and I wanted to like cry and

870
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: call my friends, but instead I just went outside and

871
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: I journaled and got all my feelings out and it

872
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: just like helped me process it. And when I later

873
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: saw that person, I had collected my thoughts and I

874
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: didn't say anything I didn't mean. And I think that

875
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 1: if that person would have just showed up right before

876
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: I journaled, it would have been it would have been

877
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: a disaster. So it just a smart phones really lead

878
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: us to, like the idea of texting is wild, that

879
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: you can just think something and say it to a

880
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: person across the world that just never happened before. Yeah,

881
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: back in the day, if someone like owed you money

882
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: or something, you'd be like, if I see them in

883
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: the street, I'm gonna you know, you'd have to like

884
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: you you've done things you regret like in text y oh,

885
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, t J. I mean that's a whole

886
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: but that was a drunk thing too, but watch out

887
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: with alcohol and texting. I mean, everyone knows that, but

888
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: how many That's why I had to quit drinking. Is

889
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: like waking up to these texts of being like, what

890
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,959
Speaker 1: the funk was this embarrassing? Let's get a listener mail.

891
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of feedback from you guys, not

892
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: only on the reviews, but you right into the pod.

893
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Pod at gmail, the Nikki Glazer Podcast at

894
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. You can d m us at Nikki

895
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: Glazer pot on Instagram. So we have some advice from

896
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: one of our besties. Okay, Nicki and Andrew I recently

897
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: this is from a bestie. I recently had sex with

898
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: a guy that I've been seeing, and I noticed that

899
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: he is very are he boring with sex? Like no

900
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: guy has ever not sucked my dcup tits when presented

901
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 1: to them, but this guy didn't. He doesn't use tongue

902
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: when kissing either. It almost seemed as if he wasn't

903
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: that into it. But then he called me a few

904
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 1: hours after I left his place in the morning just

905
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: to check in. He's a great guy, but I just

906
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: wish he was more sexual in bed. This is a

907
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: lost cause and I should and should I move on?

908
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: Or should I say something to him? Okay, first of all,

909
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: I can't just stop thinking about them. I know. As

910
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: soon as I said that, I was like, oh, Andrew's out.

911
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: Literally I heard nothing else after. I saw Andrew like

912
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: like shake when he said, so, what do you think

913
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: she should do about her diagnosis? That it could have

914
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: been anything? No, I honestly think that she definitely should

915
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: bring it up to him. I think that, of course,

916
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: try it out. How do you tell a guy that

917
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: though without that he's boring and feel like he's doing

918
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: something wrong, Just be like, look, I don't know. Just

919
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know how into it you are

920
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: when we're in it sexually. I would like to explore

921
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: more things with you. I'm really into you. I think

922
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: you're really hot. I don't uh, you know, give him

923
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: some compliments and then go into you know it's all toned.

924
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: Don't be like you're not sucking on my fucking d tits,

925
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: You're not sucking throwing these big ass fucking melons in

926
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: your mouth, you pussy. Just be like, hey, bro, stopping

927
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: a pussy him. Yeah, I mean it's that, But also

928
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: I mean I would approach this if I was in

929
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: bed with someone and like I like to have my

930
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 1: It's like do you like to have your tips sucked?

931
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 1: It's not about like, why doesn't he liked to suck

932
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: my tits? Like maybe he's not a tit sucking guy,

933
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: but maybe maybe if you um phrase it like I

934
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: enjoy my nipples being sucked so much, and then he'll

935
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: maybe start doing it and he'll like it. Because I

936
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: found that when I voiced things that I actually enjoy,

937
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: um and express things that maybe I might feel like, oh,

938
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: this guy might be threatened by this because it's a

939
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: move that obviously maybe someone else has done to me,

940
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: or it's a move he's not doing or didn't occur

941
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: to him, or he's doing it wrong, and I'm going

942
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: to tell him a different technique that will hurt his ego.

943
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: But instead, if the guy is a really good person,

944
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: if it makes you feel good, it's going to make

945
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: your experience better and it doesn't make him feel worse

946
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 1: because it's not degrading or whatever reason, I think they

947
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: will be very open to doing those things. So I

948
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: think phrasing this all from a place of like I

949
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 1: really like my tips sucked. I really like tongue when

950
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: we kiss. Is that something that you would be open to?

951
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Just like, like, can I just show you the way

952
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: I would prefer to be kissed like you're getting and

953
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: then maybe you might get into the way he kisses

954
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: you know, Like I've I feel like I've been able

955
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: to come around two things that I wouldn't normally turn

956
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: me on because the person that I'm with enjoys them

957
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: so much and is so turned on by them and

958
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: um vice versa of like wow, like yeah, and if

959
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: he doesn't do it, I'll suck on the mutters you know. Yeah,

960
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: that's oh yeah, I forgot. We'd close every advice segment

961
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: with you offering to to funk our listeners. Does that

962
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: make sense matter? What is? No? I think that's a

963
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: great I think that's great advice. I really do, because

964
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: it's not pointing and is calling you a few hours

965
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: after you left his place in the morning just to

966
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: check in. He's a great guy, you say, but I

967
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: just wish he was more sexual in bed. You just

968
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: need to express that sex is important for me to

969
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: like when I'm when a guy is perfect, but they

970
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: don't like sex as much as I do. Or they

971
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: something seems to be holding them back. It's it will

972
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: eventually ruin us because to me, sex is a priority

973
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: at list at this point in my life. But that

974
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that people can't come around to it um

975
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: and and I've learned that through my own um experience

976
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: of like, just be vocal, tell people what you need,

977
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: men need instruction, and if they can't handle it and

978
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: they go, no, I'm doing it my way, get the

979
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: fuck out sooner than later. Because I've also made that

980
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: mistake of being like, hey, can you like suck my

981
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: clip and they're like, I've got it, and they're like,

982
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: just give me time, We'll give me like hold on,

983
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 1: and you go, okay, Well after this is over, and

984
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,479
Speaker 1: by over, I mean as when I'm finally done letting

985
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: you nibble on my clip in the wrong way that

986
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: I don't want and I've told you the way I

987
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: like it, but you're gonna do it your way. Uh,

988
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,479
Speaker 1: well we'll be over. Yeah, And look, you can always

989
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: cut his dick off exactly. Let's get to this comment

990
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 1: about Andrew's laugh. Andrew, I feel like you've heard this before.

991
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: High Nikki, Andrew and Noah and Arizona first and foremost

992
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: love you first and foremat foremost. Um. I love the

993
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: new pod. You're getting me through some hard times and

994
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: making me look forward to Mondays. Oh that's great. I

995
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: love that. The enclosed YouTube clip is all I hear

996
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: whenever Andrew starts laughing hard, I can't un hear it.

997
00:51:53,320 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: Thanks for all the swells, Jim, alright, let's go. Oh yeah,

998
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: it's dastardly and Mutley. Mutley's laugh, it's a dog. Yeah,

999
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: you have that laugh. When did that laugh start? I

1000
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: don't know. I I probably when I got sleep apnia.

1001
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, there it is again. You gotta go

1002
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: get tested for sleep. I will. I will, because it'll

1003
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: give me at least a new five minute chunk. And

1004
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: whenever I ask you how you slept, it's always like

1005
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: you're always tired, even if you slept like you're always like,

1006
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: don't feel refreshed. And I'm like, I think you have

1007
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 1: sleep apnia. Dude. Yeah, I don't know when the Mutley

1008
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: laugh started happening. It's like, uh, like, I don't know,

1009
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: because I sometimes I laugh like, yeah, I get really

1010
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: into it. That's when you know I'm really laughing. It's

1011
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: like a half laugh. Oh so it's you don't think

1012
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: it's a full laugh. You think it's more of like

1013
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,959
Speaker 1: just giving someone something. It doesn't exert as much because

1014
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: I have the last two where I'm like, that's like

1015
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: my real laugh of like, but sometimes I'm like, but

1016
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: then like you'll be in a show and someone will

1017
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: be laughing at you. You laugh weird, and that person

1018
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 1: is like, well, now I never want to laugh again.

1019
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: I know some people have the worst laugh though. I

1020
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: mean my laugh does. Every time I met a club

1021
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: and watching a stand up and I laugh, people turn

1022
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: around at their tables to look at me, like what,

1023
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: And I always feel like one of those people that's like, dude,

1024
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: my mom laughs in movies, Like we watched something about

1025
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: Mary together and she was like losing her fucking mind

1026
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: and it was like, huh, I went to go see

1027
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: There's Something about Very with my dad. It was like

1028
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: one of the only movies I saw with my mom,

1029
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: and like, I remember it, and I remember, you know,

1030
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: my mom was so depressed for so much of my life,

1031
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: and seeing her laugh at that movie your mom some

1032
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: more comedy, Oh my god, dude, I could almost cry

1033
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: thinking about how happy she was at that moment. And

1034
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 1: how embarrassed I was. That's really cool. It's almost like

1035
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: you may have learned like the power of laughter and

1036
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: like how it's you're funny because your mom was depressed.

1037
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: I think, oh, one thing, did you make your laugh? No,

1038
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: not much, which is kind of weird. I never really

1039
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: shot for that. I would, if anything, I like ignored

1040
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: her and like because it was just too much. So

1041
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 1: I would just go to my room and we wouldn't

1042
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: interact that much. Like we'd go out to dinner, and

1043
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: like she'd have like her sunglasses on her, like prodest

1044
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: sunglasses and no bra, which was interesting, like you're covering

1045
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: the wrong pair of their mom and uh and uh.

1046
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: We would just sit there and I would just we

1047
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: would just not even talk. So then like seeing her

1048
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: laugh at something that I thought was so funny was

1049
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: such a bonding experience. You know. Did your dad love

1050
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: that movie? When he saw the coming, Cameron dias Hair

1051
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: begged him to take me. I was in eighth grade

1052
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: and I went with my friend Kristen and he took

1053
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: me to my friend Kristen. She's one of the cuds

1054
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: and that Kirsten and I remember, I didn't get so

1055
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: much the jokes and that I didn't know them. The

1056
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: com thing. Didn't understand what that was. I don't even

1057
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 1: know what I thought it was, but I just definitely

1058
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: didn't know about com My dad was like rolling his

1059
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: eyes the whole time, just like I can't believe I

1060
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: brought my daughter to this. But there was a line

1061
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: where she goes camber Dieus is talking about like breaking

1062
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: up with Brett Farve and she's with Sarah Silverman, this

1063
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,240
Speaker 1: other woman at the table, and she's like it's fine.

1064
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: She was like, it's not a big deal. I still

1065
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: have my vibrator. And my dad laughed like it's not

1066
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: even that great of a line, but he laughed. And

1067
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: I remember like being like, vibrator, vibrator, Like look, but

1068
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: my dad laughed. Maybe he was laughing at the Matt

1069
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: Dylan laughing at another table, and maybe not just the joke,

1070
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: but I remember being like, you need to look up

1071
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: what a vibrator is, and this was pretty google So

1072
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, I gotta find out what that

1073
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: was because my dad laughed so hard. I'm going to

1074
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: keep listener mail into the final thought. This is a

1075
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: thank you note, Hello bestie. This person says, I just

1076
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: wanted to thank you for bringing some light into my

1077
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: life right now. This past year was very tough on everyone.

1078
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: And I've never told this to anyone, but I've been

1079
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: stressing out every day and barely sleeping at night because

1080
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: of my anxiety. I have this enormous weight on my

1081
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: shoulders because I got into what most people consider a

1082
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: small amount of debt due to COVID, but to me,

1083
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 1: it is suffocating. I know there's people dying, and I'm

1084
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: here so desperately worried, and I'm here so desperately worried

1085
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: and obsessed with something minimal. It just feels like I

1086
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: can't get a break or a raise. Anyways. I don't

1087
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: want to bother you with my problems. I really wanted

1088
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: to say thank you for making a podcast that can

1089
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: make me smile and forget about my issue, even if

1090
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: it's just for an hour of my day. Thank you

1091
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,479
Speaker 1: for the lightness you bring. Thank you for talking about

1092
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: mental health and bringing joy into such a sad world.

1093
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry to end this podcast that you're trying

1094
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: to escape your thoughts from with the exact thoughts that

1095
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: you're trying to escape that you articulated for us. But

1096
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 1: thank you for your letter, And I mean, I feel

1097
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: this so much because I, you know, like whatever, when

1098
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: I made that money and then I became in debt,

1099
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: and I know that people don't really know about the Yeah,

1100
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: so I I work in realist day. In my early twenties,

1101
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: I made a lot of money. Then the market crash

1102
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: and I ended up not paying all of my taxes

1103
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: because I thought I'd make another million dollars the next

1104
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: year because I had all these deals lined up. It

1105
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: seems like a completely different world ago. But because of

1106
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: that debt and the high debt, like financial debt will

1107
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: lead into depression. I sat. I remember just being in

1108
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: my room in the dark, just sucking watching YouTube all

1109
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: day long, like with the blinds clothes and just like

1110
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: literally just I couldn't look at myself in the mirror.

1111
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: I was. It was fucking me up. So like, don't

1112
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: short change whatever. And that's a but like, don't short

1113
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: change your your hurt or your or your feeling of

1114
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: like oh it's just money or it's just this, because

1115
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: that's real, that's real. Ship doesn't really make your anxiety worse.

1116
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: To feel bad, like your anxiety is going to be

1117
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: piled on because you're not being kind to yourself about

1118
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: how sad do you feel about it? You're not even

1119
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: letting yourself feel sad about it because oh, there's people dying.

1120
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: So that's a good point, like the relief you can

1121
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: bring yourself today. You might not be able to affect

1122
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: the debt, but for me, listener, will you allow yourself

1123
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: to pity yourself today and feel sad about it and

1124
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,959
Speaker 1: feel like, not mad at yourself for getting in the debt,

1125
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: but like poor you that you are in a position

1126
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: where you're in debt. You didn't want to be an

1127
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: asked to be this way you You're always trying your best.

1128
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: Everyone's always trying their best. So I know that this

1129
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: debt is not because you're a flawed person or because

1130
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: you're a bad person, because you're so stupid or whatever

1131
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: you're telling yourself. You don't want. No one wants to

1132
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: be in debt, so just know that about yourself, like

1133
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: this is this is not your fault, even though it

1134
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,439
Speaker 1: feels that way, It truly isn't. Um and the other yeah,

1135
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: and and and let yourself feel sad and then and

1136
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: then after you feel that, literally attack the debt, like

1137
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: like there's so many ways to take on debt that

1138
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: we don't even know. They should teach it in a

1139
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: fucking high school class. What taxes aren't like how to,

1140
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: because there's a way to, like to approach your debt

1141
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: and do it in a proactive way. I finally got

1142
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: an accountant, I finally got my taxes up to date.

1143
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 1: Let's talk about like what stuff you did maybe before that?

1144
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: Did you get on it? Maybe Zoloft working now, But

1145
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: like your mental health had to improve before you were

1146
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: able to tackle the debt because it's like it's selling.

1147
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: It's a press person, get out of butt and take

1148
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: a shower, and they're like yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's

1149
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: the baby steps. But like you might need to be

1150
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: on um. Um, you mean you need to talk to

1151
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: a professional about the the lack like not being able

1152
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: to start to even attack the debt. And again, that's

1153
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: not because you're a bad person and lazy. If she's

1154
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: in debt, though that might be hard for her to

1155
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: afford at the moment, totally I get that. Um, But

1156
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: there are things you can do for your mental health

1157
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: that are free. Um. You can meditate, you can listen

1158
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: to different podcasts about therapy or the struggles of anxiety.

1159
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: There's David Burns Feeling Good. That's about all cognitive behavioral therapy.

1160
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: There is free things out there that you can do

1161
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: that are very minimal, even just meditating for five minutes

1162
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,959
Speaker 1: a day. There's the Waking Up App. Honestly five minutes

1163
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: of meditation a day starting the Waking Up App, Waking

1164
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: Up Course, twenty eight day course to learn meditation ten

1165
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: minutes a day. You learn it, and then there's a

1166
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: new meditation every day, lots of lessons on that thing.

1167
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: It's that's a free app that does chart, it does

1168
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: um asked. It's behind a paywall, but if you write

1169
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: into info at or support at waking Up dot com,

1170
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 1: I believe, but it's a waking Up app, they will

1171
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: give you the app for free, no questions asked. And

1172
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: there's so many resources in there. They are totally free

1173
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: that will literally get you on the jump start to

1174
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: better mental health. That will help you attack the debt,

1175
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: because the debt is not the issue and it's not

1176
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: your fault either. And I really hope you just let

1177
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: yourself feel sad and when you do cry about your

1178
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: like little add things in your life that seems so

1179
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: minimal compared to like the world burning, that it doesn't

1180
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: the world. The world could not be on fire and

1181
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: you would still get to cry about it. And even

1182
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: though the world is, it has nothing to do with

1183
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: how sad you feel, So let yourself feel sad. And

1184
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: thank you for writing into us, Thank you for listening

1185
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: this week. We gotta go anything else, Andrew, I mean,

1186
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: I'll have sex with you even if you're in debt exactly,

1187
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: And that's that's what's most important here, and and and

1188
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: uh and all the swells, all the swells. Thank you

1189
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: so much. We best friends. You guys are awesome. The

1190
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: engagement has been incredible. Is on Sunday if you want

1191
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: to wish him a happy one on Sunday. And uh, yeah,

1192
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: we'll see you on Monday, when Andrew's forty one closer

1193
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: to death