WEBVTT - 2020 Vision 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.520 Forever. 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:06.840 It's just so little episode. 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:14.680 Anxious, lively, way fucking thurday. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:23.959 So anxious. Hi, Hi guys, Oh wow, Maurice, please Sydney. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.920 I feel like every time I try to say something, 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:26.840 you also try. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.320 To say something. Yeah. I feel like we're gonna be 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:29.880 twins soon. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:34.280 No, no, yeah, I'm super congested. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.560 Tess the season for me to lose my voice, love 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:38.080 to hear it. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:39.919 Are you losing your voice too? 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:43.440 No, it's just it is early, and we don't normally 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:47.240 come this early on a Sunday and Saturdays. We usually 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:51.080 stay out late, which I did not, but I'm still like, 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:52.400 so early. 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:53.920 Excuse I don't know. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:58.040 Oh, so you be up earlier than this for work, work, work, 0:00:58.160 --> 0:00:58.720 work work. 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.600 My weekends those are mine, you know. 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.360 It's just like that's how I had a long ass week. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.520 So I was looking forward to sleeping in and then 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:13.680 Andrew message just last night, Hey. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.280 Don't forget ten am, bitch fortune. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.399 No, I would have remembered, because you know, my cousin 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.679 is coming to the next episode. So also with the 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.600 reason that we're here sitting is because of your next weekend. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.399 So honestly, this is your fault. Yeah, I. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:35.080 Have a weekend in DC, and I did not forget, 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:38.600 but I kind of forgot. But yeah, this is my 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.360 this is what I what I was gonna do. I 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.800 was gonna go to d C Friday night, do my shows, 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.240 get back on a bus at midnight, take the bus, 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.880 get here, do the podcast, do the two episodes, get 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.520 back on a bus, go back to d C, do 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:55.160 my shows. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.400 And I was like, that's ridiculous. You're gonna get on 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.120 a bus. No, but it's unnecessary. It's for a guest 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.240 that lives in New York. It's not for some like 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:06.280 you know what I mean. It's not for somebody who's 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.480 in town specifically for a couple of days. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.280 Isn't even considering that. I think that's commendable. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.320 Yeah, but Sydney would have overslept and we would have 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.200 been sitting here on Saturday, because think about it. You 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.800 get off the you get on the bus at midnight 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.040 to come back to New York. You get back to 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:24.560 New York three, four o'clock in the morning, then you 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.240 gotta go to bed, and then you gotta be back 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:27.800 here at eleven o'clock. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.280 I would have just been like, Marie, can I come 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:29.800 to your house? 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:31.600 And at four o'clock in the morning. I would have 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:31.919 been like. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.840 B B B. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:37.560 Day at four o'clock in the morning. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.280 What you're saying, work house at two am. Don't do that. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.320 I leve my house at two o'clock in the morning. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.079 And that's there's dick. There's dick on the other end 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.639 of that. There's nothing on the other end of this. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.320 For Sydney. Sidney gets off the bus at four o'clock 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.399 in the morning, She's getting to my house at four 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.640 thirty four forty five, and she's gonna talk to me 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:56.560 for a full hour. 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.040 I would never full out. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:02.160 Okay, So go to slow friend and is there and 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.360 I don't have a couch, so we're sleeping in the 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.680 bed together. Yeah, what's the proach putting her cold feet 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:08.000 on me? 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.440 No, then I'm up all night and I gotta be 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.160 here with crusting my eyes at eleven o'clock in the morning. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:13.680 To be on. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.200 Nah, bitch, are you saying, let's just come in on 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:23.760 an Maria? Are you fucking crazy? No, Sydney, You're crazy. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.880 I feel like everything that I'm saying is like legit. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:27.720 You would get to my house and you would not 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:28.720 fall asleep right away. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.280 You would want to talk. Oh girl, the bus the 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.840 bus broke down. The driver said, that's your storyline. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:38.040 The driver said he was driving for the for the night. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:42.400 So I was on the satur road till seven am. Girl, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.720 What you got to eat? It's cold here now I'm hot. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.680 It's too many plants here. I don't Andrew, she could 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.960 have gone to your house, I wouldn't. Well, the bus 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.480 would have dropped her off, like near Chelsey, so she. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.440 Could, but then I would have to get up earlier 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.440 because you were time. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:03:59.960 You have to leave. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.440 I like believe it takes like forty five minutes. Age. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:03.520 Yeah, fuck out of here. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.000 You live like a d I did roll my ass 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.880 right down the I was like, what time is it? 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:12.640 Nine nine fifty eight? Let me get up, Let me 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:13.840 get up a dude podcast. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:18.320 Yes, it is commitment, but also showing up, you know, 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:21.840 on a Sunday, it's also commitment or committed to y'all. 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.240 It's commendable. Marie. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.359 I'm just I know, I know my friend, and I 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:29.480 know what she would do at my house at four o'clock. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:29.640 In the morning. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.480 Marie, We've been friends for so long and this is 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.240 which still just doesn't want me to sleep in the 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.440 bed with her, even though we slept in the bed together, 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.200 which is fine, Like. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:41.800 Sidney wouldn't want to take a shower. You're getting right 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.120 off the bus into my bed. Absolutely, not one hundred 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.360 percent unaccepted. Oh my god, she said, oh it's cold 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:48.760 in here. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.240 You should get a space heater at the bathroom. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.440 Can I put it in the shower with me? You 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.120 have a blow dryer. I want to blow dry in 0:04:56.160 --> 0:05:02.279 my toes. There you plugged the stone put all of that, Andrew, And. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.640 She's like, really wouldn't know. I'm telling you. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.760 Absolutely, I'm telling you, I. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:10.160 Know, Sydney. Have I done that to you? 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.440 I'm saying that you would get to my house like city, 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:14.200 get in the shower. You're not getting in this bed. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.240 But but girl, it's cold. We have to be up 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:21.919 in several hours. You ain't got no snacks? What is 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:22.840 this oatmel o? 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:24.920 God, that's the. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:28.960 Brand ship you know your friend too? Well, yeah, that's disgusting. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.440 You're gonna put your cold feet on? How to wake up? 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:34.360 In her hand? Would be on my face. I would. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:39.840 I just wanted to think of you. Well, that's love, friend, Now, 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.760 this is love. This is love, This is love. That 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:48.000 of you. Is this love? Is this love that I'm feeling? 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:48.800 This is love? 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:49.240 Yeah? 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:54.920 And I'm saying, is it? Sorry? Friend? So what's going on? 0:05:55.000 --> 0:06:02.160 Do you have any uh, Dick appointments, jobs, deaths, deaths. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:06.440 Wow, obituaries that I want to read it for the week. No, 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:08.920 I feel like I've been good with the Dick appointments. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.560 You know, I'm still you know, not getting done. But 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.280 I'm sitting up. 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.080 I feel like future Dick. I feel like, ooh, so 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.840 you're just chatting with people. It's annoying. I don't want 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:19.719 to talk to these people. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.400 They're taking application, they're pretty, they're all pretty stupid. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.840 I think, honestly, I'm ready for a boyfriend. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.880 I'm ready for a boyfriend for the twenty nineteen, twenty 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.440 twenty year, just for like, even if it's just for 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:31.880 the winter. 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.120 I just feel like, oh, it's getting cold, and. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:35.800 I don't feel like being outside or talking to none 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:36.280 of these people. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.320 And oh I hate that face that you saw. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:44.520 That sound that she's making. This is too much. Oh 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:45.039 my god. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.359 Oh fuck right, So I feel like I'm cutting this 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.040 up and putting this on instance stories. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.000 You know that what saying? I think I'm ready for 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.240 a boyfriend for twenty twenty. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.840 Well just for the winter time. You know, somebody that 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:58.920 could cuddle on my non existing couch. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.159 With is okay? 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:02.920 So what do you want in a boyfriend? Let's talk 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.840 about that. Oh, okay, cool, this is yeah, this is good. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.640 What do I want in a boyfriend? Somebody who is 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.440 obsessed with me? Okay, obsurst? 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.640 You want a stalker? No, I want him to be 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.840 obsessed with me? But cool about it. You know you 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:18.360 want them to be more into you than you are 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:20.640 into them, because you don't really want them, but you 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.760 want them to want you. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:23.320 So you want somebody who's me? 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:31.920 No, literally the opposite of this everything that you are 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.880 but not? Oh my god, why not? 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.760 You know I'm obsessed? Yes, I love you more than 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.040 you love me. Yeah, probably. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:52.240 What I forgot my zola off? Oh yeah, whoa. I 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.880 guess I'm gonna take it. I guess I'll take it 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:55.720 at twelve something. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:08:00.600 Now. Fuck? Where is it? If I have a It's 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:01.240 at the house. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:03.080 Fuck. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.200 Wow, you guys ta get it at the same time. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.600 Every day. Did you eat today? I did? So you 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.360 ate and you didn't? Well, because I mean, what was you? 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.200 Because I take it at twelve thirty, I mean at 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:17.560 ten thirty am. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.280 Well, I mean we here, so if you need to 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:25.040 step out, me and and Andrew will continue the solo episode, 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.880 you know, till you get back. No, okay, you think 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:30.240 it's gonna get you to take you to get to 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:30.840 the house. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.559 It's gonna be too long. It's fine, You're gonna miss 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:38.640 both episodes. Yeah, it's okay, I'll I'll be okay. Guys, 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:42.800 are you taking zolof or Like antidepressants do, sometimes you 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.480 like miss when you're supposed to take it. You'll be fine, right, 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.640 as long as I don't miss the day, I'm good. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:49.520 I ac stuill have no idea how that works for 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.480 you know, neither of us are doctors. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.800 Yeah, but I was on well buttrin for a while. 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:54.840 Well buttrin. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:59.679 Yeah, it's like it's like not quite prozac, but prozac. 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.400 I'm mean what but yeah, I was like taking it 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.719 at a different time every day and I don't and 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.560 then I found it just didn't work, and so then 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.240 I got off of it. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:08.560 Well maybe it didn't work because he was taking it 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:09.640 at different times exactly. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.439 Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:12.160 That's probably what it is. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.640 Is there a zoloff patch is this something you could 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:15.800 just stick to your tit take. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:19.040 There's no pets, idiot, there's. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.200 Not a like an IUD for the zolof that just 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.800 like releases dopamine in your coach. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.120 Right, please tell me what else do you want in 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:27.559 a man? 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.800 I don't really in my mind, the vision is not 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:31.520 very clear. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.160 I just want somebody that I like on call Dick 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.680 and on call like, well, let me tell you what 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:39.000 my friend did, and him to be like, yeah, you're right. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.000 She sounded like a cut like I want that. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:45.479 I want for the like, you know, December, January, February, 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.760 and then he could probably start to leave at the 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:48.440 end of March. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:55.079 Well, that's right, that's literally me. I listened to your problems. No, 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:55.960 she doesn't. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.559 Leave. I got to listen to Sidney's problem. I don't 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.280 want to really listen to his problems. I want him 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:01.719 to be like. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:08.400 You, no problem. So who the fuck is that gonna be? 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:13.480 I don't know, friend listeners, Let's figure this out. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.040 Somebody who doesn't have any problems. Maybe. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.600 Well, if you get like a CEO of something, they're 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:19.920 gonna have Oh. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:24.480 I was like the CEO. Yeah, they're gonna have to 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:25.959 take care of a whole fucking business. 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.240 So yeah, but I feel like CEOs don't like real 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.719 like top tier management don't really do no work. They 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.240 have people that they delegate stuff to and they just yeah. 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:39.480 But I don't know, I haven't really thought about it 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.280 all the way. But in my mind, that's. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:42.400 That's what I want. What do you want him to 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:42.760 look like? 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.800 I want him to be tall. I want him to 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:48.360 not skip leg day. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.920 I want him to have perfect teeth because you know, 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.480 I wear my retainer every day. And I want him 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.720 to have like a like a like a nice beard, 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:58.800 no patches. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:10:59.160 In it, you know what I mean. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.559 But maybe his face could be smooth too. I don't know. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.160 I don't know. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:06.360 Dick vision board what. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.400 I don't know if this is gonna be possible. Well, 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.800 I know, like a little spots in his beard that I. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.160 Mean, it could be. It could have a little got 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:15.000 some grays in it. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:19.679 Even I take that George Clooney salt and pepper beard situation. 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.600 But also somebody who is good communication skills and knows. 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:23.080 When to shut up. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.560 I think that's like different than communication skills. That's just 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.240 somebody who doesn't talk much. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:35.200 No, no, no, somebody that like you know, like, can 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:36.840 send a text like I feel like I'm ready for 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.520 like a good morning beautiful text and like I'll be 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:43.720 annoyed about it but still be like, Okay, morning message 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:47.200 you every morning, han girl. You know, hey, we need 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:48.120 to talk about the podcast. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:48.640 Hey. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:50.560 You said something the other day to the owner of 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:55.080 Forever Dog. It's problematic and I'm like, what, Hey, girl, 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:56.320 I can't believe you said that. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:58.679 Why would you Wow? Girl? 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:01.160 So so and so out up with me and they're upset. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:03.600 That's what you text me. You don't say good morning beautiful, 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.040 you don't say it night beautiful, you don't say nothing. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:12.160 Just be like hi, Hi, Hey, Hi, and it'll be 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.520 just high and then there won't be another message until 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.959 I respond. 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.080 Yeah, say hi, and then say the thing that you 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.200 texted me for, because I'm like, what what is it? 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:28.640 Andrew'll be like what you need? Well you did say that, bitch, 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:30.000 and it was not nice, but. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.199 I said what's up? We already talked about it. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:36.480 Yes, okay, but I say hold on, hold on, guys, listen, listeners, 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.600 I say hi to see if you're up, because then 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.920 I don't want to have this paragraph, and it's just 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.240 like there and me having anxiety waiting for you to respond. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.360 Well, Hi, anxiety when you just say hi. No, because 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:52.080 I say hi if you're right back. Then you looked 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:52.679 at your phone. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:13:00.320 It's smart, no, m it feels like a sticking on 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:04.880 it holding a little box up Hi, and you'd be like, oh, 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:11.240 very quiet, Hi, and you'd be. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.920 Like, oh, she puts me for something. Hi, girl, Yeah, 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:16.679 I'm at work. So what you need. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:27.120 Actually last Saturday and you'd be like, who anyway, Good morning, beautiful. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:33.880 Good afternoon, ma'am Andrew, good morning beautiful. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.040 I hate you. Don't like when that you want that 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:37.920 you want to text. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:38.720 I want to text that. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.520 I could be annoyed about, like girl, he still texting 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:44.640 mid that I'm beautiful gross, And all my friends were. 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.000 Like, I don't have anybody. That's what I want. That's 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.800 what you want, Marie. I hate in love and happy 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:51.160 you guys. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.520 I need him to match my fly so we like 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.160 look good together and we have stuff to do together. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.560 Also, I'm ready to make like another group of friends. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.760 I feel like that's what it is. That's kind of 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.880 like the bonus of dating somebody cool? Is you get 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:07.120 to do stuff with people that they're cool with, you. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:07.440 Know what I mean. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.280 You get to experience like not comedy things or not 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:12.800 you know, you know, broke black girl. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.360 Things you just don't want to do cool other things. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.760 You know. I want somebody teach me how to play pool. 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.000 I'm not gonna learn very well or very fast, but like, 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.600 you know, so you do a baby and he puts 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:28.360 like his dick on my bullet and I'm like, oh, this. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.560 Is stressing me out. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.080 And now I don't know if I want you to 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:32.840 have a boyfriend why. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:34.360 It's because you don't want me to learn how to 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:34.920 play pool. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.960 This is like, this is like how do I tiptoe 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:43.160 away from Sydney in comedy for a little bit? 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.960 Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's also what I just said. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.640 That's definitely where you said I want to make new 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:52.560 friends that we don't have to do broke black girl things. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.440 Yeah, it's just at me. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:59.720 Okay, say it to my face, say it to my face, 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:01.320 direct eye contact. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:04.680 Yeah, But I like, I don't know, these apps feel 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.800 like too much work. I've been talking to these people 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.640 and I lose injuriest. They say something, they spell a word, wrong, 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.560 and I'd be like, oh he damn. Meanwhile, I got 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.920 all these just misspelled words in my thing. But it's like, 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.120 you know, it's cute. Yeah, I'm throwing emoji's in it. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:22.640 I'm like, you're I'm using the wrong your I don't know, Andrew, 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.000 you do you want a boyfriend. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.680 I would like a boyfriend, yeah, But I feel like 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.760 the same way as you do, Marie, Like I want 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.200 someone that I could talk more. You know, I really 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.320 don't want to hear hear problems. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.800 I don't want to hear your straight man problems. Bitch y'all. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.080 Just get on answer stories and talk to your followers then, 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:40.440 because they're not responding to me. 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.000 And also I know, like I'm not having sex with 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.080 them also, and I'm. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.280 Not having sex with them, and I want to like 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.240 go to dinners and I want to like meet their friends. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.720 That's I want to do stuff like that, Like I 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.520 want to like, oh, yeah, so and so surprised me 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.600 with a trip this weekend. I'm not I'm not in 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:58.360 town like something like stuff like that. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:00.000 Yeah, but like so. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.960 One that's gonna like take me out of the things 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.200 that I normally do, Like somebody that's like Yo, my 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.800 friends are getting a cabin and we going sking it 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:09.200 and I'm like, oh my god, can I bring my 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.880 friend's skin? And it's just like black people ski weekend, 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.440 you know what I mean. Like I don't have anybody 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.400 to play. I don't and I don't want to plan that. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.120 I need somebody else to plan it, and then I 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:19.640 can be like here I am. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.080 With my own way luggage. I packed all the wrong stuff. 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.280 Theyselks doesn't have snowsuits, Like that's. 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:30.760 What I want. Oh, that's so cute. Okay, I get it. 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.280 That's crazy because I don't want to meet anybody, Like 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.160 I don't want to meet people's friends. I don't really 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.280 want to have to have a conversation. I just want 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.240 to be able to sit in the room we be 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.120 together and not. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.360 Talk at all. I don't just want food in the room. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:48.120 Yeah we can eat, there's things going on. It's just 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.600 I don't want to have to really chat. But that 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.040 that comes. That's like a type of intimacy too, though. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.040 When you're with somebody and you don't feel the need 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:58.680 to fill that silence, you just you just exist in 0:16:58.720 --> 0:16:59.920 a space and it's like. 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.040 But I feel like you're such a social person though, Sydney, 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.240 you're with people though. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.080 That's why, that's why she's tired. She doesn't want to 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:08.520 talk to you because she's always on at work. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.720 Yeah, I don't. I really just don't want to have 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:15.480 a conversation. And sometimes someone will look at me in 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:20.280 my face and I'll look back at them and I'm like, hmm, what, Like, 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.040 what the fuck? I don't have work, I don't have 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:25.719 anything to say. I'm tired. And it's just like you 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:29.720 have all these pointless conversations all day, and then we 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.199 do comedy. We're on stage, we're saying the things in 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.600 quotations that we really want to talk about, and then 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.000 we get off stage and we have to talk to 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.280 fucking people and other comedians and it's like, I don't 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:45.320 I don't have the mental capacity to have these back 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:45.960 and forth. 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:49.600 Sweet sounds like that both and both sounds like that 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:50.720 missed Zlaf talking. 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.400 I hear it. I don't want to talk to anybody. No, 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:55.359 I don't. So a lot is supposed to help me, 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.720 like be okay with chatting exactly, That's what I'm saying. 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.520 Sounds like the misted zh like I don't want to 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.560 see nobody don't talk to me, don't look at me. 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:09.560 It is don't compliment me on my hair twenty nine, 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:10.240