Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: It's just so little episode.
Speaker 3: Anxious, lively, way fucking thurday.
Speaker 2: So anxious. Hi, Hi guys, Oh wow, Maurice, please Sydney.
Speaker 3: I feel like every time I try to say something,
Speaker 3: you also try.
Speaker 2: To say something. Yeah. I feel like we're gonna be
Speaker 2: twins soon.
Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, I'm super congested.
Speaker 3: Tess the season for me to lose my voice, love
Speaker 3: to hear it.
Speaker 2: Are you losing your voice too?
Speaker 5: No, it's just it is early, and we don't normally
Speaker 5: come this early on a Sunday and Saturdays. We usually
Speaker 5: stay out late, which I did not, but I'm still like,
Speaker 5: so early.
Speaker 2: Excuse I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you be up earlier than this for work, work, work,
Speaker 3: work work.
Speaker 2: My weekends those are mine, you know.
Speaker 5: It's just like that's how I had a long ass week.
Speaker 5: So I was looking forward to sleeping in and then
Speaker 5: Andrew message just last night, Hey.
Speaker 2: Don't forget ten am, bitch fortune.
Speaker 4: No, I would have remembered, because you know, my cousin
Speaker 4: is coming to the next episode. So also with the
Speaker 4: reason that we're here sitting is because of your next weekend.
Speaker 2: So honestly, this is your fault. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Have a weekend in DC, and I did not forget,
Speaker 5: but I kind of forgot. But yeah, this is my
Speaker 5: this is what I what I was gonna do. I
Speaker 5: was gonna go to d C Friday night, do my shows,
Speaker 5: get back on a bus at midnight, take the bus,
Speaker 5: get here, do the podcast, do the two episodes, get
Speaker 5: back on a bus, go back to d C, do
Speaker 5: my shows.
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's ridiculous. You're gonna get on
Speaker 4: a bus. No, but it's unnecessary. It's for a guest
Speaker 4: that lives in New York. It's not for some like
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. It's not for somebody who's
Speaker 4: in town specifically for a couple of days.
Speaker 6: Isn't even considering that. I think that's commendable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Sydney would have overslept and we would have
Speaker 4: been sitting here on Saturday, because think about it. You
Speaker 4: get off the you get on the bus at midnight
Speaker 4: to come back to New York. You get back to
Speaker 4: New York three, four o'clock in the morning, then you
Speaker 4: gotta go to bed, and then you gotta be back
Speaker 4: here at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2: I would have just been like, Marie, can I come
Speaker 2: to your house?
Speaker 3: And at four o'clock in the morning. I would have
Speaker 3: been like.
Speaker 2: B B B.
Speaker 6: Day at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: What you're saying, work house at two am. Don't do that.
Speaker 4: I leve my house at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: And that's there's dick. There's dick on the other end
Speaker 4: of that. There's nothing on the other end of this.
Speaker 4: For Sydney. Sidney gets off the bus at four o'clock
Speaker 4: in the morning, She's getting to my house at four
Speaker 4: thirty four forty five, and she's gonna talk to me
Speaker 4: for a full hour.
Speaker 2: I would never full out.
Speaker 3: Okay, So go to slow friend and is there and
Speaker 3: I don't have a couch, so we're sleeping in the
Speaker 3: bed together. Yeah, what's the proach putting her cold feet
Speaker 3: on me?
Speaker 4: No, then I'm up all night and I gotta be
Speaker 4: here with crusting my eyes at eleven o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: To be on.
Speaker 4: Nah, bitch, are you saying, let's just come in on
Speaker 4: an Maria? Are you fucking crazy? No, Sydney, You're crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like everything that I'm saying is like legit.
Speaker 4: You would get to my house and you would not
Speaker 4: fall asleep right away.
Speaker 2: You would want to talk. Oh girl, the bus the
Speaker 2: bus broke down. The driver said, that's your storyline.
Speaker 4: The driver said he was driving for the for the night.
Speaker 4: So I was on the satur road till seven am. Girl,
Speaker 4: What you got to eat? It's cold here now I'm hot.
Speaker 4: It's too many plants here. I don't Andrew, she could
Speaker 4: have gone to your house, I wouldn't. Well, the bus
Speaker 4: would have dropped her off, like near Chelsey, so she.
Speaker 5: Could, but then I would have to get up earlier
Speaker 5: because you were time.
Speaker 2: You have to leave.
Speaker 6: I like believe it takes like forty five minutes. Age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck out of here.
Speaker 4: You live like a d I did roll my ass
Speaker 4: right down the I was like, what time is it?
Speaker 3: Nine nine fifty eight? Let me get up, Let me
Speaker 3: get up a dude podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is commitment, but also showing up, you know,
Speaker 4: on a Sunday, it's also commitment or committed to y'all.
Speaker 2: It's commendable. Marie.
Speaker 3: I'm just I know, I know my friend, and I
Speaker 3: know what she would do at my house at four o'clock.
Speaker 6: In the morning.
Speaker 5: Marie, We've been friends for so long and this is
Speaker 5: which still just doesn't want me to sleep in the
Speaker 5: bed with her, even though we slept in the bed together,
Speaker 5: which is fine, Like.
Speaker 4: Sidney wouldn't want to take a shower. You're getting right
Speaker 4: off the bus into my bed. Absolutely, not one hundred
Speaker 4: percent unaccepted. Oh my god, she said, oh it's cold
Speaker 4: in here.
Speaker 3: You should get a space heater at the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Can I put it in the shower with me? You
Speaker 4: have a blow dryer. I want to blow dry in
Speaker 4: my toes. There you plugged the stone put all of that, Andrew, And.
Speaker 2: She's like, really wouldn't know. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm telling you, I.
Speaker 2: Know, Sydney. Have I done that to you?
Speaker 4: I'm saying that you would get to my house like city,
Speaker 4: get in the shower. You're not getting in this bed.
Speaker 4: But but girl, it's cold. We have to be up
Speaker 4: in several hours. You ain't got no snacks? What is
Speaker 4: this oatmel o?
Speaker 2: God, that's the.
Speaker 3: Brand ship you know your friend too? Well, yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: You're gonna put your cold feet on? How to wake up?
Speaker 2: In her hand? Would be on my face. I would.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to think of you. Well, that's love, friend, Now,
Speaker 2: this is love. This is love, This is love. That
Speaker 2: of you. Is this love? Is this love that I'm feeling?
Speaker 2: This is love?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I'm saying, is it? Sorry? Friend? So what's going on?
Speaker 5: Do you have any uh, Dick appointments, jobs, deaths, deaths.
Speaker 4: Wow, obituaries that I want to read it for the week. No,
Speaker 4: I feel like I've been good with the Dick appointments.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm still you know, not getting done. But
Speaker 4: I'm sitting up.
Speaker 2: I feel like future Dick. I feel like, ooh, so
Speaker 2: you're just chatting with people. It's annoying. I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk to these people.
Speaker 3: They're taking application, they're pretty, they're all pretty stupid.
Speaker 2: I think, honestly, I'm ready for a boyfriend.
Speaker 4: I'm ready for a boyfriend for the twenty nineteen, twenty
Speaker 4: twenty year, just for like, even if it's just for
Speaker 4: the winter.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, oh, it's getting cold, and.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like being outside or talking to none
Speaker 2: of these people.
Speaker 6: And oh I hate that face that you saw.
Speaker 2: That sound that she's making. This is too much. Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck right, So I feel like I'm cutting this
Speaker 5: up and putting this on instance stories.
Speaker 2: You know that what saying? I think I'm ready for
Speaker 2: a boyfriend for twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Well just for the winter time. You know, somebody that
Speaker 3: could cuddle on my non existing couch.
Speaker 2: With is okay?
Speaker 5: So what do you want in a boyfriend? Let's talk
Speaker 5: about that. Oh, okay, cool, this is yeah, this is good.
Speaker 5: What do I want in a boyfriend? Somebody who is
Speaker 5: obsessed with me? Okay, obsurst?
Speaker 3: You want a stalker? No, I want him to be
Speaker 3: obsessed with me? But cool about it. You know you
Speaker 3: want them to be more into you than you are
Speaker 3: into them, because you don't really want them, but you
Speaker 3: want them to want you.
Speaker 2: So you want somebody who's me?
Speaker 4: No, literally the opposite of this everything that you are
Speaker 4: but not? Oh my god, why not?
Speaker 2: You know I'm obsessed? Yes, I love you more than
Speaker 2: you love me. Yeah, probably.
Speaker 5: What I forgot my zola off? Oh yeah, whoa. I
Speaker 5: guess I'm gonna take it. I guess I'll take it
Speaker 5: at twelve something.
Speaker 2: Now. Fuck? Where is it? If I have a It's
Speaker 2: at the house.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Wow, you guys ta get it at the same time.
Speaker 2: Every day. Did you eat today? I did? So you
Speaker 2: ate and you didn't? Well, because I mean, what was you?
Speaker 5: Because I take it at twelve thirty, I mean at
Speaker 5: ten thirty am.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean we here, so if you need to
Speaker 4: step out, me and and Andrew will continue the solo episode,
Speaker 4: you know, till you get back. No, okay, you think
Speaker 4: it's gonna get you to take you to get to
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be too long. It's fine, You're gonna miss
Speaker 5: both episodes. Yeah, it's okay, I'll I'll be okay. Guys,
Speaker 5: are you taking zolof or Like antidepressants do, sometimes you
Speaker 5: like miss when you're supposed to take it. You'll be fine, right,
Speaker 5: as long as I don't miss the day, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I ac stuill have no idea how that works for
Speaker 3: you know, neither of us are doctors.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I was on well buttrin for a while.
Speaker 2: Well buttrin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like it's like not quite prozac, but prozac.
Speaker 6: I'm mean what but yeah, I was like taking it
Speaker 6: at a different time every day and I don't and
Speaker 6: then I found it just didn't work, and so then
Speaker 6: I got off of it.
Speaker 3: Well maybe it didn't work because he was taking it
Speaker 3: at different times exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's probably what it is.
Speaker 4: Is there a zoloff patch is this something you could
Speaker 4: just stick to your tit take.
Speaker 2: There's no pets, idiot, there's.
Speaker 4: Not a like an IUD for the zolof that just
Speaker 4: like releases dopamine in your coach.
Speaker 2: Right, please tell me what else do you want in
Speaker 2: a man?
Speaker 3: I don't really in my mind, the vision is not
Speaker 3: very clear.
Speaker 4: I just want somebody that I like on call Dick
Speaker 4: and on call like, well, let me tell you what
Speaker 4: my friend did, and him to be like, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: She sounded like a cut like I want that.
Speaker 4: I want for the like, you know, December, January, February,
Speaker 4: and then he could probably start to leave at the
Speaker 4: end of March.
Speaker 2: Well, that's right, that's literally me. I listened to your problems. No,
Speaker 2: she doesn't.
Speaker 4: Leave. I got to listen to Sidney's problem. I don't
Speaker 4: want to really listen to his problems. I want him
Speaker 4: to be like.
Speaker 2: You, no problem. So who the fuck is that gonna be?
Speaker 4: I don't know, friend listeners, Let's figure this out.
Speaker 2: Somebody who doesn't have any problems. Maybe.
Speaker 5: Well, if you get like a CEO of something, they're
Speaker 5: gonna have Oh.
Speaker 2: I was like the CEO. Yeah, they're gonna have to
Speaker 2: take care of a whole fucking business.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but I feel like CEOs don't like real
Speaker 4: like top tier management don't really do no work. They
Speaker 4: have people that they delegate stuff to and they just yeah.
Speaker 4: But I don't know, I haven't really thought about it
Speaker 4: all the way. But in my mind, that's.
Speaker 2: That's what I want. What do you want him to
Speaker 2: look like?
Speaker 3: I want him to be tall. I want him to
Speaker 3: not skip leg day.
Speaker 4: I want him to have perfect teeth because you know,
Speaker 4: I wear my retainer every day. And I want him
Speaker 4: to have like a like a like a nice beard,
Speaker 4: no patches.
Speaker 2: In it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But maybe his face could be smooth too. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a
Speaker 2: Dick vision board what.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is gonna be possible. Well,
Speaker 5: I know, like a little spots in his beard that I.
Speaker 2: Mean, it could be. It could have a little got
Speaker 2: some grays in it.
Speaker 4: Even I take that George Clooney salt and pepper beard situation.
Speaker 4: But also somebody who is good communication skills and knows.
Speaker 2: When to shut up.
Speaker 5: I think that's like different than communication skills. That's just
Speaker 5: somebody who doesn't talk much.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, somebody that like you know, like, can
Speaker 4: send a text like I feel like I'm ready for
Speaker 4: like a good morning beautiful text and like I'll be
Speaker 4: annoyed about it but still be like, Okay, morning message
Speaker 4: you every morning, han girl. You know, hey, we need
Speaker 4: to talk about the podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 4: You said something the other day to the owner of
Speaker 4: Forever Dog. It's problematic and I'm like, what, Hey, girl,
Speaker 4: I can't believe you said that.
Speaker 2: Why would you Wow? Girl?
Speaker 4: So so and so out up with me and they're upset.
Speaker 4: That's what you text me. You don't say good morning beautiful,
Speaker 4: you don't say it night beautiful, you don't say nothing.
Speaker 3: Just be like hi, Hi, Hey, Hi, and it'll be
Speaker 3: just high and then there won't be another message until
Speaker 3: I respond.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say hi, and then say the thing that you
Speaker 4: texted me for, because I'm like, what what is it?
Speaker 2: Andrew'll be like what you need? Well you did say that, bitch,
Speaker 2: and it was not nice, but.
Speaker 6: I said what's up? We already talked about it.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, but I say hold on, hold on, guys, listen, listeners,
Speaker 5: I say hi to see if you're up, because then
Speaker 5: I don't want to have this paragraph, and it's just
Speaker 5: like there and me having anxiety waiting for you to respond.
Speaker 2: Well, Hi, anxiety when you just say hi. No, because
Speaker 2: I say hi if you're right back. Then you looked
Speaker 2: at your phone.
Speaker 3: It's smart, no, m it feels like a sticking on
Speaker 3: it holding a little box up Hi, and you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: very quiet, Hi, and you'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, she puts me for something. Hi, girl, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm at work. So what you need.
Speaker 3: Actually last Saturday and you'd be like, who anyway, Good morning, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, ma'am Andrew, good morning beautiful.
Speaker 6: I hate you. Don't like when that you want that
Speaker 6: you want to text.
Speaker 2: I want to text that.
Speaker 3: I could be annoyed about, like girl, he still texting
Speaker 3: mid that I'm beautiful gross, And all my friends were.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't have anybody. That's what I want. That's
Speaker 2: what you want, Marie. I hate in love and happy
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 3: I need him to match my fly so we like
Speaker 3: look good together and we have stuff to do together.
Speaker 4: Also, I'm ready to make like another group of friends.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what it is. That's kind of
Speaker 4: like the bonus of dating somebody cool? Is you get
Speaker 4: to do stuff with people that they're cool with, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
Speaker 4: You get to experience like not comedy things or not
Speaker 4: you know, you know, broke black girl.
Speaker 2: Things you just don't want to do cool other things.
Speaker 2: You know. I want somebody teach me how to play pool.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna learn very well or very fast, but like,
Speaker 3: you know, so you do a baby and he puts
Speaker 3: like his dick on my bullet and I'm like, oh, this.
Speaker 2: Is stressing me out.
Speaker 3: And now I don't know if I want you to
Speaker 3: have a boyfriend why.
Speaker 2: It's because you don't want me to learn how to
Speaker 2: play pool.
Speaker 5: This is like, this is like how do I tiptoe
Speaker 5: away from Sydney in comedy for a little bit?
Speaker 3: Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's also what I just said.
Speaker 5: That's definitely where you said I want to make new
Speaker 5: friends that we don't have to do broke black girl things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just at me.
Speaker 3: Okay, say it to my face, say it to my face,
Speaker 3: direct eye contact.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I like, I don't know, these apps feel
Speaker 4: like too much work. I've been talking to these people
Speaker 4: and I lose injuriest. They say something, they spell a word, wrong,
Speaker 4: and I'd be like, oh he damn. Meanwhile, I got
Speaker 4: all these just misspelled words in my thing. But it's like,
Speaker 4: you know, it's cute. Yeah, I'm throwing emoji's in it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're I'm using the wrong your I don't know, Andrew,
Speaker 4: you do you want a boyfriend.
Speaker 6: I would like a boyfriend, yeah, But I feel like
Speaker 6: the same way as you do, Marie, Like I want
Speaker 6: someone that I could talk more. You know, I really
Speaker 6: don't want to hear hear problems.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear your straight man problems. Bitch y'all.
Speaker 3: Just get on answer stories and talk to your followers then,
Speaker 3: because they're not responding to me.
Speaker 6: And also I know, like I'm not having sex with
Speaker 6: them also, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Not having sex with them, and I want to like
Speaker 4: go to dinners and I want to like meet their friends.
Speaker 4: That's I want to do stuff like that, Like I
Speaker 4: want to like, oh, yeah, so and so surprised me
Speaker 4: with a trip this weekend. I'm not I'm not in
Speaker 4: town like something like stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like so.
Speaker 4: One that's gonna like take me out of the things
Speaker 4: that I normally do, Like somebody that's like Yo, my
Speaker 4: friends are getting a cabin and we going sking it
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh my god, can I bring my
Speaker 4: friend's skin? And it's just like black people ski weekend,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like I don't have anybody
Speaker 4: to play. I don't and I don't want to plan that.
Speaker 4: I need somebody else to plan it, and then I
Speaker 4: can be like here I am.
Speaker 3: With my own way luggage. I packed all the wrong stuff.
Speaker 3: Theyselks doesn't have snowsuits, Like that's.
Speaker 5: What I want. Oh, that's so cute. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 5: That's crazy because I don't want to meet anybody, Like
Speaker 5: I don't want to meet people's friends. I don't really
Speaker 5: want to have to have a conversation. I just want
Speaker 5: to be able to sit in the room we be
Speaker 5: together and not.
Speaker 2: Talk at all. I don't just want food in the room.
Speaker 5: Yeah we can eat, there's things going on. It's just
Speaker 5: I don't want to have to really chat. But that
Speaker 5: that comes. That's like a type of intimacy too, though.
Speaker 4: When you're with somebody and you don't feel the need
Speaker 4: to fill that silence, you just you just exist in
Speaker 4: a space and it's like.
Speaker 6: But I feel like you're such a social person though, Sydney,
Speaker 6: you're with people though.
Speaker 2: That's why, that's why she's tired. She doesn't want to
Speaker 2: talk to you because she's always on at work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I really just don't want to have
Speaker 5: a conversation. And sometimes someone will look at me in
Speaker 5: my face and I'll look back at them and I'm like, hmm, what, Like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck? I don't have work, I don't have
Speaker 5: anything to say. I'm tired. And it's just like you
Speaker 5: have all these pointless conversations all day, and then we
Speaker 5: do comedy. We're on stage, we're saying the things in
Speaker 5: quotations that we really want to talk about, and then
Speaker 5: we get off stage and we have to talk to
Speaker 5: fucking people and other comedians and it's like, I don't
Speaker 5: I don't have the mental capacity to have these back
Speaker 5: and forth.
Speaker 4: Sweet sounds like that both and both sounds like that
Speaker 4: missed Zlaf talking.
Speaker 2: I hear it. I don't want to talk to anybody. No,
Speaker 2: I don't. So a lot is supposed to help me,
Speaker 2: like be okay with chatting exactly, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Sounds like the misted zh like I don't want to
Speaker 4: see nobody don't talk to me, don't look at me.
Speaker 2: It is don't compliment me on my hair twenty nine,
Speaker 2: you bitch.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think sometimes we ask for stuff that
Speaker 4: we're not necessarily ready for, or we ask for things
Speaker 4: that we think that we want. Like I say regularly
Speaker 4: that I don't want to do these app things. I
Speaker 4: want somebody to approach me on the street and talk
Speaker 4: to me and ask before my phone number. And the
Speaker 4: other day I was getting out of an uber and
Speaker 4: I was putting my key in the front door and
Speaker 4: there was a dude standing out that far from my building,
Speaker 4: and he was like, excuse me, Can I talk to
Speaker 4: you for a minute. And I was like, well, let
Speaker 4: me see what his face looks like up close. I
Speaker 4: can't really see it in the street light. And I
Speaker 4: took my AirPods out and he was like, hey, he's
Speaker 4: like you are I don't know. He come up into
Speaker 4: me and so you're stunning or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're beautiful. Can I take your phone number? And I
Speaker 2: was like, and I gave him the wrong phone number.
Speaker 4: I gave him the right phone number up until the
Speaker 4: last digit, and I changed the last digit, and then
Speaker 4: he repeated it to me. I was like, what am
Speaker 4: I doing? I asked for this and I have it,
Speaker 4: and I'm giving him the wrong number. So I gave
Speaker 4: him the right phone number and then he texted me
Speaker 4: the next day and I did switch up. Well, yeah
Speaker 4: cause I because the last because my phone number is
Speaker 4: the same two numbers.
Speaker 2: Over and over again. Yeah, it's crazy, so it sounds fake.
Speaker 4: So if I changed the last digit, you know, and
Speaker 4: then I changed it back and he.
Speaker 2: Was he was like, oh, okay, yeah I heard it wrong,
Speaker 2: because you know, is he cute?
Speaker 4: Like I mean no, if he was, I feel like
Speaker 4: I would have picked I would have text him back.
Speaker 4: I just was like, I asked for somebody to approach
Speaker 4: me in the street and somebody did and then I
Speaker 4: and then I resisted it.
Speaker 5: Those be the ones, though, Yeah, we just have to
Speaker 5: go out to different places that have nothing to do
Speaker 5: with what we're fucking doing.
Speaker 2: We have to go out time.
Speaker 5: I was going home and he was like, a yeah,
Speaker 5: you don't want to meet anybody like near your house,
Speaker 5: that's scary.
Speaker 2: It was literally just in the doorway, like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: you don't want that. He was going to like the.
Speaker 4: Bar person knows where you live, But Andrew does that
Speaker 4: remember you met that homeless man. We don't want to
Speaker 4: live It's like, what would Andrew do?
Speaker 2: We don't want to do that. No regrets, no roverts.
Speaker 2: Yeah up, he said in a circle.
Speaker 6: He was fully going to the club after with a
Speaker 6: backpack on.
Speaker 2: You're like, I saved him.
Speaker 4: He used your house as a co check. He was like,
Speaker 4: let me leave my bags here, I'll be back at four.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just yeah. I think it's tough for you
Speaker 5: to have a little man a male counterpart.
Speaker 2: You know. I just have to make sure that I
Speaker 2: opened him and look nice. And you don't have.
Speaker 3: To be nice to not jealous? Well that I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't help you with that, sis, But you don't
Speaker 3: have to be nice to him.
Speaker 2: I want to be nice. It's helpful.
Speaker 4: You'll be friendly when you meet them and then you know.
Speaker 4: But I don't know why you would. He would obviously
Speaker 4: be perfect. I don't know why you would not be
Speaker 4: nice to him.
Speaker 2: He would have all his taste.
Speaker 6: And what is the name that you're projecting for this person?
Speaker 2: What is the name?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, I'm not projecting a name.
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to be protecting a name?
Speaker 6: Is that? How? I like that? For the future?
Speaker 2: For your man. Yeah, well, what's the name that you
Speaker 2: got in your head?
Speaker 6: I like like a Brandon Randon.
Speaker 2: M okay, yeah, I know some black Brandons. That feels
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 6: Boring, but Brandon at least, like I don't like a
Speaker 6: one syllable name. As long as you have two sills, Joe,
Speaker 6: you don't have Chris or like, yeah, k.
Speaker 2: No, that's not a good Clint. No.
Speaker 3: Corbyn Corbyn, cor Corbyn, Chase yea Corbyn high school musical Corbyn.
Speaker 3: That was Corbyn Blue? Yeah, mm hmmm Corbyn Blue Corbyn.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's I don't like Corbyn.
Speaker 2: No, mean there, what's his name?
Speaker 4: Says Corbyn redateing these white dudes again, and then he
Speaker 4: shows up and he looked like Corbyn blue.
Speaker 2: When people are like, he's still kind of still know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I need to learn how to be not selfish anymore.
Speaker 5: I think I in order for me to be in
Speaker 5: a relationship, I need to be more thoughtful. I am
Speaker 5: a thoughtful person when it's like surface level, like my
Speaker 5: friends like people that like arms reach. But it's when
Speaker 5: somebody's like sleeps in the bed with me, we see
Speaker 5: each other every day, I just it kind of slips
Speaker 5: through the cracks, and I just forget you think you
Speaker 5: started to like take them for granted. Yeah, and make
Speaker 5: it all about me.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're a star darling. Thanks for meat.
Speaker 5: Don't feed that into my head because I will take that.
Speaker 4: Take iticated right now, so you're not medigated to this
Speaker 4: your soloft shut up?
Speaker 2: Yes, friend?
Speaker 4: Okay, So how are you gonna take steps to be
Speaker 4: less selfish in relationships?
Speaker 5: I mean it's it's freaking hard, just like thinking about
Speaker 5: what I want for the future for myself and factoring
Speaker 5: somebody else as well. Like I want to have my
Speaker 5: shit almost together, almost almost together.
Speaker 2: Almost doesn't care I want it.
Speaker 5: I'm almost there, and then somebody swoops in and then
Speaker 5: we could be one hundred percent together.
Speaker 2: But what do you mean have yourself together? Like?
Speaker 4: What is what does ninety percent of that mean? That
Speaker 4: means you're paying all your bills on time? Yeah, that
Speaker 4: means you're on a show. That means you sold something. Okay,
Speaker 4: so we're gonna wait until that happens. I mean that's
Speaker 4: gonna be twenty twenty, mid mid twenty twenty. You're about
Speaker 4: seven eight months to get yourself together.
Speaker 5: Then, right or just like you know at least mentally
Speaker 5: and emotionally. I'm very sensitive and I overthink everything.
Speaker 2: But you're always going to be sensitive.
Speaker 5: No, I think it's it's even this is the most
Speaker 5: I've been in my head for a very long time. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like twenty four to seven. I'm thinking. I'm overthinking.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about shit that I should not think about.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking about? Oh?
Speaker 5: This person hates me? Or is this person muting me
Speaker 5: on Instagram? Like just dumb shit?
Speaker 2: Do you? Well?
Speaker 3: You can't check if somebody mutes you can't. But I
Speaker 3: have somebody the other day.
Speaker 2: Who oh my god, Wait, talk about it. You didn't know.
Speaker 2: Let's finish you and then we'll talk about me.
Speaker 5: Look at you, Mury. I feel like you are ready
Speaker 5: for a relationship in our friendship. You have like come
Speaker 5: so far that it's mind blowing. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: you should be with someone.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're ready? How far have I come? Friend? What
Speaker 2: words are saying right here? Or are you? I still
Speaker 2: feel like I'm doing the bare minimum as a friend. No,
Speaker 2: that's not true. It's like skirts car, No, not at all.
Speaker 3: Like I haven't spoken to so and so in several days.
Speaker 4: You know what you posted something on Facebook about people
Speaker 4: messaging you and asking you for things and not.
Speaker 2: Saying hello or blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: So now when I text people and I'm getting ready
Speaker 4: to ask for something, I'd be like, well, let me
Speaker 4: see what the last cool interactions have been.
Speaker 2: So I'm more aware.
Speaker 4: Now because of you, Because of you, because Kelly Clarson.
Speaker 5: When I first met Marie, I would pay for all
Speaker 5: the ubers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was because you was rich. I was rich,
Speaker 4: but you would not offer at all because I was poor.
Speaker 5: Now Marie offers to get cabs, or she doesn't even offer,
Speaker 5: she'll just like get the app out, nah.
Speaker 4: City will jump in the car, and I'd be like, well,
Speaker 4: I guess we're splitting this car.
Speaker 2: But you never asked, you never requested me.
Speaker 4: Yes, But because that's because Uber keeps giving me these
Speaker 4: little forty percent off promotions. Yeah right, And like it's like,
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna be paying this much money anyway for
Speaker 4: an Uber X and you sitting here, you might as well.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, Sydney, can you send me two dollars? Right?
Speaker 2: You pay for food, you know, nook.
Speaker 3: The Patreon pays for food.
Speaker 4: We'll go out and I'll be like the Patreon paying
Speaker 4: for this, and it's like, we don't.
Speaker 3: We're not putting any of the numbers in a spreadsheet.
Speaker 3: I don't really know.
Speaker 2: Summary very kind.
Speaker 5: It's like you're thoughtful, and I think we're gonna do
Speaker 5: Secretsanna with just us, me and you.
Speaker 4: Okay, well let's figure out the budget. Sis, what's the
Speaker 4: budget for Secret Santa this year?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: I'm not poor either, so I mean, yeah, I see you.
Speaker 4: You also do. City hasn't been on the train since
Speaker 4: twenty eighteen. That's a fucking city exclusively uber x l's
Speaker 4: now and I believe a lot girl, even I take
Speaker 4: the train still, not like as much as I had to,
Speaker 4: because it's not a lot of stuff close to my
Speaker 4: house anymore.
Speaker 3: But girl, Sidney, also, the last time you out on
Speaker 3: a subway?
Speaker 6: Dude, dude, dude, Wait, really.
Speaker 4: Sydney doesn't take the subway. Maybe when I met her
Speaker 4: she didn't like taking the subway.
Speaker 2: Maybe the summertime, summer time, Yeah, no, I don't Where
Speaker 2: were you going? Who were you? We were? It was
Speaker 2: all of us at work. We had to get on
Speaker 2: the train. See if they had jumped in a car,
Speaker 2: she would.
Speaker 5: Have and I didn't have a Metro card, so I
Speaker 5: went through the gate and they were like, Sydney.
Speaker 6: Do you have a Metric card right now?
Speaker 2: No, she don't have a Metro card right now.
Speaker 5: I literally spend a lot of my money in Uber.
Speaker 5: That's like, mainly because I don't really I don't really
Speaker 5: buy a lot, Like it's not like I eat out
Speaker 5: all the time, Like I'm at work most.
Speaker 2: Of the day.
Speaker 4: I want to say, eighty five percent of Sydney's money, yeah,
Speaker 4: expenses ubers.
Speaker 2: Ubers, and I can't believe that.
Speaker 5: Nobody, no car service has like paired up, has done
Speaker 5: an ad with me.
Speaker 2: It's like insane.
Speaker 4: No, Sydney, it's insane that you spend more on ubers
Speaker 4: than rent a month. That's a fact fact. But since
Speaker 4: I've known her, it's been like that. Yeah, and we've
Speaker 4: been friends for five going on six years, going on
Speaker 4: six years. Friend, Sydney, you could have bought a house
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 5: When you didn't know me, Sis, I definitely could have
Speaker 5: bought two homes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be thinking about it in my apartment, like yes,
Speaker 4: and you should own a building by.
Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, because I was, I was making over one
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars a year over, and that money went
Speaker 5: to drugs and titties, trips, cars.
Speaker 4: Money, cash, hose money, cash hosey.
Speaker 3: Is it money and cash the same thing? Yeah, money,
Speaker 3: cash hosny respect Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. So I just want to be less about
Speaker 5: me so I could think about somebody else. But I
Speaker 5: can't think about somebody else until I settled the score
Speaker 5: with myself.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Sydney versus Sydney Tokyo drift.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think that you being aware of how you are
Speaker 4: in relationships is a major part of being better in relationships.
Speaker 2: You see me. You hear me, doctor Phil, you hear it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But I think that's that's you now, Like you
Speaker 5: are so self aware of your stuff and you have
Speaker 5: your own place now, and you know you've be spending money.
Speaker 5: I'm like, Oh, she got a couch, since it back,
Speaker 5: got another couch, got a rugged, got that kept the road?
Speaker 3: Talk about the road. We didn't even talk about it
Speaker 3: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, So I ordered a rug. I saw
Speaker 2: it on this girl's Instagram.
Speaker 4: It's a zebra print, you know, not like the tight
Speaker 4: zebra lines, but like the big ones and I ordered
Speaker 4: it from Overstock. They said it was delivered. I got
Speaker 4: a text. I went downstairs. There was no rug down here.
Speaker 2: I called them.
Speaker 3: We didn't talk about this already, No, no, I haven't
Speaker 3: heard that.
Speaker 4: We talked about it, and they said the rug was
Speaker 4: in Patterson, New Jersey.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, but I live in Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: And they're like, yeah, we're gonna give you a refund.
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, but where want this rug?
Speaker 3: And they're like sold out, sold out, And.
Speaker 4: I was like, what about the rug in New Jersey.
Speaker 4: They were like, yeah, that's coming back to us. I
Speaker 4: was like whatever, Overstock. The next day, knock on my door.
Speaker 4: The rug is at my door, but the refund in
Speaker 4: my account.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I got the free rug.
Speaker 5: But you just it's like, you have good luck with
Speaker 5: this stuff. Because Gag we had an episode where we're
Speaker 5: talking about the mattresses. A free mattress and sis we
Speaker 5: forgot her name. She hit us up in the DMS
Speaker 5: like hey, I did the same thing, and they were like, oh,
Speaker 5: don't worry, we'll come and pick it right up. And
Speaker 5: they came and picked up that mattress and she said,
Speaker 5: and she's sleeping on the floor now and she's still
Speaker 5: waiting for her refund.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry girl. I was like, damn, Marie.
Speaker 3: I said, well, maybe she got the wrong brand.
Speaker 2: No, she must have got the wrong brand. It was
Speaker 2: so bizarre. It's tough and needle.
Speaker 4: Well, the person who tell me about it, they did
Speaker 4: it too, and that's why I did it.
Speaker 2: And I got my money back, and you.
Speaker 6: Got like a mattress cover something too. I remember that
Speaker 6: was like my first episode recording with you guys. No,
Speaker 6: I got a free mattress, free mattress.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a free queen size mattress that was
Speaker 3: insane more expensive than I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a twelve hundred dollar bit.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And they gave me my money back and they did
Speaker 2: not come pick it up.
Speaker 4: So you know, some of us, I guess, are a
Speaker 4: tiny bit luckier than others when it comes to scamming.
Speaker 2: That girl.
Speaker 5: She didn't seem mad, but I just felt like, I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm mad for her, So just let me order it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send it to your house and then they're
Speaker 2: gonna send me my money back.
Speaker 6: And then that other listener got a ticket while.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gammy from CC, she's actually a friend, we know
Speaker 5: her and she's listening.
Speaker 2: We will not be paying that ticket for you. So sorry.
Speaker 4: If you started GoFundMe for people who've gotten tickets listening
Speaker 4: to the Unofficial Expert podcast and put it on.
Speaker 2: A corporate card. Wait what happened? Why? Wait? Why did
Speaker 2: she get a ticket? She was trying to find the
Speaker 2: podcast on her phone while she was.
Speaker 4: Driving, I guess, and she got to take it for
Speaker 4: being on a phone while operating a vehicle.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys sliding over to the Patreon and like,
Speaker 5: give some money to Gabby so we can pay her
Speaker 5: back to Sarah MACLACHLANU. Wait, so I've been going through
Speaker 5: the dms. You guys have been hitting us up heavy
Speaker 5: and it's been I.
Speaker 4: Love it so sweet, but it's so many messages and
Speaker 4: it's hard and.
Speaker 2: I'm missing some of them and it's so annoying.
Speaker 4: You know what you have to do is you have
Speaker 4: to screenshot screenshot folder because I screenshot on the other day.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, friend, you have something you wanted to read.
Speaker 5: Yeah, can you guys, just like before you put your
Speaker 5: whole long ass post, can you be like important message
Speaker 5: or like read on pod like.
Speaker 2: So hi hi, yeah, subject Hi.
Speaker 4: Then when we respond then you could say yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is from Lisa Lisa Caldy Ladies Queens of Comedy.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you how amazing you do are? I've
Speaker 5: never checked out a podcast before based on a commercial
Speaker 5: because they're always dumb, but yours was always funny and
Speaker 5: I thought, let's check it and bam. A couple of
Speaker 5: weeks later, I have listened to so many of them.
Speaker 5: We've gone through them. Yeah, I've got oh no, I've
Speaker 5: gone through them and most deaf joining the Patreon Okay
Speaker 5: that is you are hysterical, smart and tough women and
Speaker 5: I love it. I've been going through some shit and
Speaker 5: so my dating life hasn't been popping, and I felt
Speaker 5: like it was it was time yesterday, but I was
Speaker 5: a little in doubt if I was really going to
Speaker 5: go for sex on the first date.
Speaker 2: But I was standing on his beautiful balcony.
Speaker 5: Who Moon and Stars, and I thought, E prey home
Speaker 5: baby and had a good night with the guy. Thanks
Speaker 5: for the A level entertainment and waiting for you to
Speaker 5: to get a show. Much love from Amsterdam. Ooh that
Speaker 5: is answer gorgeous and amazing.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna read a message that I got from
Speaker 4: somebody who was responding to me saying men should not
Speaker 4: be silent during sex, they should say something. Okay, this person,
Speaker 4: Frankie H said, a couple of years ago, I hooked
Speaker 4: up with this white guy who was just weird as hell.
Speaker 4: He was serving a lot of normal compliments at first first,
Speaker 4: which was cool. Then midway in he just came out
Speaker 4: the mouth, came out the mouth with some weird stuff
Speaker 4: like do you like this white dick in.
Speaker 2: That dark pussy?
Speaker 4: And then complimenting my sweet caramel hole, and like at
Speaker 4: one point he took my glasses off and was like,
Speaker 4: oh good, now you're completely naked.
Speaker 3: He took a glasses, Now you're totally Did he take
Speaker 3: off your wigs?
Speaker 6: That's rude.
Speaker 4: Peel off your clippings? Okay, all on top of crazy
Speaker 4: loud moans and like just doing way too much satist.
Speaker 4: Part of the story was that the dick was actually
Speaker 4: quite good, but she never saw him again because he
Speaker 4: said too much caramel hole, this is not.
Speaker 2: A porno corbet, this is not what we're doing today,
Speaker 2: that this is.
Speaker 3: Not a basic beige fucks hot black bitch.
Speaker 2: Like this is that ebony? That was gross?
Speaker 5: Sir, If you're listening, do better, do better, say nothing.
Speaker 5: Here's another one. Let me see this person's name, Anthony Saheed. Yeah, hi, Sane.
Speaker 5: Marie just wanted to say that you too, honestly make
Speaker 5: my week. I was listening to the pod last week
Speaker 5: near the end when y'all were talking about squirting and
Speaker 5: going and going, Well, my car window was down and
Speaker 5: I was driving through a neighborhood. What I didn't see
Speaker 5: was a father and three little boys walking next to
Speaker 5: me while my window was down. Needless to say, we
Speaker 5: are spreading the good word, sending you both love and
Speaker 5: positive vibes. Yeah, don't listen to our podcast out and
Speaker 5: about and.
Speaker 2: What your windows rolled down?
Speaker 3: Yes, the kids teach the kids.
Speaker 4: The more you know, those that fathering them kids now
Speaker 4: know about squirting.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's we're better for it right. This is this
Speaker 5: is from Ronnie Myers Meers. Hey, y'all, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: y'all have more than six straight men listening to the pod.
Speaker 5: I'm one of them, so keep it up. Y'all are hilarious.
Speaker 5: And when I come up to n why, I will
Speaker 5: make sure i'm there on a Sunday to see y'all.
Speaker 2: Ps.
Speaker 5: It is possible to make a woman come back to
Speaker 5: back while squirting each time. I did it just last
Speaker 5: weekend to a girl that I only did it one
Speaker 5: time with, You're fucking lie.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm gonna be in New York on a Sunday,
Speaker 3: just so you know, I'll be making people squirt and why.
Speaker 5: He's like, if you want to find out, He's like,
Speaker 5: if you want to find out, go ahead and slide
Speaker 5: in my DMS right back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: We gotta get this freaking email up and running, and
Speaker 5: I want to make sure that people can write us
Speaker 5: and we talk about it. Just go over it, because
Speaker 5: you know, we talk about our lives a lot every week,
Speaker 5: and sometimes there's nothing going on.
Speaker 3: No stuff going on, we just don't want to talk
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 4: We live full, somewhat fulfilled lives, and everything that we
Speaker 4: do doesn't need to go on this podcast.
Speaker 5: That is actual, factual, right and very important important message.
Speaker 2: It's actually some message. It's actually self care.
Speaker 5: Not to put all of your damn business on front street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, on a podcast or on social media.
Speaker 2: Everybody needs to know you don't have to live tweet
Speaker 2: your spiraling situations.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is true some of your message and something
Speaker 4: I'll needed to hear that.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, what do I I'll be
Speaker 5: on Twitter just going through it.
Speaker 2: You got ten thousand followers, friend, I know. I'm so
Speaker 2: proud of myself. People love them. Mess a bitch. Finally
Speaker 2: it happened to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're gonna get a boyfriend, It's gonna happen.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get jealous and then kill him and then
Speaker 5: beat the case. Because who's gonna put a beautiful black
Speaker 5: woman in jail?
Speaker 2: Nobody?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? The United States of America?
Speaker 4: The Supreme Court, the Pellet Court, State Court, all the
Speaker 4: courts are putting black women in jail. And then when
Speaker 4: you get to jail, they like, can you take your
Speaker 4: wig off? And you're like, this's my natural hair, and
Speaker 4: they're like is it.
Speaker 5: Remember when I got arrested and they asked me if
Speaker 5: I could take my braids out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do because they thought that I.
Speaker 5: Would strangle myself with my braids, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I just got these done. Definitely not doing that.
Speaker 2: I just got them. I'm not taking them out.
Speaker 5: Nor am I strangling myself with my new braids.
Speaker 2: Not today.
Speaker 5: I just got these paid too much money. I took
Speaker 5: too much time.
Speaker 2: Too much. So we had a live show that was fun.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that we're doing. We're just gonna keep running it, guys.
Speaker 3: He looking from Philly, people came from Staten Island.
Speaker 2: And people came from Singapore.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Can we talk
Speaker 4: about it Singapore. I didn't even know that people in
Speaker 4: Singapore liked listening to podcasts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they were so cute. I was like, wait,
Speaker 5: let's get their names, because I definitely there were so
Speaker 5: many people that I saw that listen to podcasts and
Speaker 5: they were telling me their names, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna shut you out, and then I fucking forgot.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm trash. I should do better, but I can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean we hug y'all, y'all approach us.
Speaker 4: I feel like people message me regularly and they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be at the Knitting Factory show on Sunday,
Speaker 4: but I'm just gonna be a regular fan and I'm not.
Speaker 3: Gonna come up and say hello.
Speaker 4: And I alway say just come say hi, you know,
Speaker 4: and you know they come and we're nice to them.
Speaker 4: And whenever someone says they listen, I'm like Sidney someone,
Speaker 4: So listen to the podcast so that you get both
Speaker 4: of us. It's not just like me not trying to
Speaker 4: hug you. That you get, you get the full snem experience.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: There was a what's that? What's her name? Meka? Meka?
Speaker 2: Is that her name? No, Makayah. I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm looking at here, says.
Speaker 3: Her name, makayah Uh, McKay, McKay, McKay, Makay Johnson, Mickay Johnson.
Speaker 2: She pulled up.
Speaker 5: Ah Fro was so moisturized it was insanity. Her and
Speaker 5: her cute ass friend. I was like, thank you so
Speaker 5: much for coming, she said. She graduated Lafayette College this year. Work, bitch,
Speaker 5: you got a job. Now, what's going on?
Speaker 2: We love it.
Speaker 3: We love when people are working and doing it and
Speaker 3: making money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we want to get more like young ladies like
Speaker 5: the US.
Speaker 2: Where are they at the youths?
Speaker 5: Who is under twenty five and listens to the pod?
Speaker 5: Can you hit us up if you're eighteen, nineteen twenty,
Speaker 5: That's that's what I want my demo to be young gals.
Speaker 5: Young gals is what you think we deserve. I want
Speaker 5: young gals because you know, they just they're so over
Speaker 5: zealous and they haven't lived life, so they don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I also like meeting guys that listen to our podcast too,
Speaker 4: though I feel like they don't come up to us
Speaker 4: as often. But I like meeting the guys that listen
Speaker 4: to the podcast as well because I'm always surprised to
Speaker 4: see like how different everybody is in like in age
Speaker 4: and like number of followers they got. I'm just like,
Speaker 4: look at like these young, well moisturized people, and then
Speaker 4: like older people that got like four h one k's
Speaker 4: and stuff come up to us.
Speaker 3: And we'd be like, wow, I mean you who you
Speaker 3: must be doing mad if you listening to us.
Speaker 5: Our friends from Singapore, Marissa. I don't know your other
Speaker 5: friend's name, but Marissa, we love you. Our picture was
Speaker 5: so cute together we put it on the instores and everything.
Speaker 2: I think it might have to be a real post.
Speaker 5: It might have to be a real post, so I
Speaker 5: should message her and be like, hey, can you actually.
Speaker 2: Send this because I want to post this on the
Speaker 2: page is that pause?
Speaker 5: M hm, yeah, I mean we have a I will
Speaker 5: say that we have a diverse group of people listening.
Speaker 5: It's not all women, it's not all gay men. No,
Speaker 5: it's not all weirdos. It's a lot of people who
Speaker 5: got they shit together, who are also messy like us.
Speaker 5: There's some people who got coins. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 5: what if we had like thirty dollars tickets?
Speaker 2: Y'all come in. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on. Here's a message.
Speaker 4: I once had a five to six Colombian bodybuilder come
Speaker 4: over to my place where he douched in my bathroom.
Speaker 4: Didn't ask, just did it. Then he told me my
Speaker 4: bathroom wasn't clean enough. And mind you, he got he
Speaker 4: sharded all over the place. Only meetings, okay, and then
Speaker 4: during sex I had to stop multiple times because he
Speaker 4: kept screaming, bloody murder. My landlord lives downstairs and he
Speaker 4: would not stop screaming. Okay, Well, that's not what I
Speaker 4: was asking for when I said I I meant to
Speaker 4: be more vocal. Don't be screaming. That's gross.
Speaker 5: I like that, You like that. I like that message.
Speaker 5: Just a good message.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Tyler message. How you come to somebody
Speaker 4: else's house and you what we do shit here?
Speaker 2: This is not the douche stop spot. This is douche read.
Speaker 2: You can catch me at the hot spot. I'm a
Speaker 2: ball y'all all night.
Speaker 4: No pop ell anyway, Sidney, Thanksgiving is coming up. Do
Speaker 4: you have plans for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: No? Mm, that sounds like you do. Uh Smiths you
Speaker 2: have plans for Christmas? Well?
Speaker 4: I mean, do you know if you're gonna be here
Speaker 4: for Thanksgiving or you gonna be You're gonna be traveling.
Speaker 2: I'm okay what you're doing. I'm gonna have to be
Speaker 2: here too.
Speaker 3: I called my mom yesterday and we were talking on
Speaker 3: the phone and she was like, she was like yeah.
Speaker 4: I asked her something like, I was like, how you doing?
Speaker 4: She was like I'm doing better than your ugly ass
Speaker 4: hair or something.
Speaker 2: Like oh my god. So my mom.
Speaker 4: I didn't tell her that I bleached my hair and
Speaker 4: because we talked about it, and I know she doesn't
Speaker 4: like black people with blonde hair or whatever.
Speaker 2: It is problematic, but I live.
Speaker 4: But my brother showed her my Instagram a post that
Speaker 4: I put up, and she was just like just going
Speaker 4: in and I was like yo, I said, look, I
Speaker 4: don't care if you don't like my hair, Like I
Speaker 4: don't care if he don't like my hair. I said,
Speaker 4: I don't care on a plane. I won't care on
Speaker 4: the train. I won't care in a house. I was
Speaker 4: get hitting it with some doctor Seuss and she was like.
Speaker 4: I was like, it doesn't affect you, and she was like, yes,
Speaker 4: it does, because when we're together we walked down the street,
Speaker 4: people going to be like, she got a black mom,
Speaker 4: but she wants to be white. And I was like,
Speaker 4: first of all, oh, come on, I don't even even
Speaker 4: walk with you anywhere. We don't live in the city
Speaker 4: and y'all be in a car exactly, and she just like,
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a thing like my brother has
Speaker 4: like a mohawk, and my brother won't do all this
Speaker 4: crazy stuff to his hair, and she won't say nothing
Speaker 4: about it. She's like, yeah, but his hair is still black.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, but it looks dumb any day white women.
Speaker 4: Any So, what are you telling me that I want
Speaker 4: to be literally dating white women? But like with Haitian mothers,
Speaker 4: their sons are there, like their sons can do no wrong.
Speaker 4: So we call him precious. My brother is precious to
Speaker 4: them and he can do no wrong. But like I
Speaker 4: was like, well, I was like, well, I'm done talking
Speaker 4: to you. And she was like, oh, you're done talking.
Speaker 3: To me with your dusty your dusty, your dusty scalp.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I was like, I'm done talking to you.
Speaker 3: I was like bye, and she was like.
Speaker 4: By girl with the ugly hair and I hung up
Speaker 4: on my mom so she before she found out my
Speaker 4: hair was blonde. You trying to get to come home
Speaker 4: so she could show off her new bathroom or whatever.
Speaker 2: Or feed me.
Speaker 4: And I'm like what, I called my sister and I
Speaker 4: was like I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving and she
Speaker 4: was like what. I was like, I'm not coming. She's like, well,
Speaker 4: you gotta come. She was like I need somebody to
Speaker 4: run in appearance on me. Like She's like I can't.
Speaker 4: You can't have me over there by myself. And I
Speaker 4: was like, you have puppy, you have.
Speaker 2: My bald dad. Yes, that's your ally. I love him.
Speaker 2: I love him. He is an ally.
Speaker 4: I was like, I will let you borrow my suit
Speaker 4: case so you can bring me my food back the
Speaker 4: day after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: She was like you have to come for at least
Speaker 2: a day. She was like, where a hat? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You know, Sis, what once you once you taste freedom, Sis,
Speaker 4: once your scalp tastes freedom, you can't go back. I've
Speaker 4: broken the chains of wig bond bondage.
Speaker 5: Speaking of wigs, I got a lace front. Yes, I
Speaker 5: love it, the very end of the pod. Let's get
Speaker 5: into it. So I have a lace front, never had
Speaker 5: one before. You know, I love a beauty supply, you know,
Speaker 5: first shelf wig, you.
Speaker 2: Know one that I barely pluck a floor model.
Speaker 5: I love when it's just like real, feels like real,
Speaker 5: lifted in the in the mid.
Speaker 2: No, this is great.
Speaker 4: First lace front and it's quality. It's twenty six inches
Speaker 4: or something magical like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really nice.
Speaker 4: An all Brazilian girl in in Brazil. That's that's cold
Speaker 4: right now. Shout out to Maven Hair. Yeah, I did
Speaker 4: a little like collab with them, so you know.
Speaker 3: They they give me the hair and then they set
Speaker 3: me up with the stylist, go to the stylust they.
Speaker 2: Do my hair and it's all together in the package.
Speaker 5: And it's it's quite smart, you know, smart, it's smart.
Speaker 5: That they they link you up with a stylist that's
Speaker 5: near you, that has like that's through the company.
Speaker 2: Is this an app, it's a service, it's not an app.
Speaker 4: It's so like, if I want to get my hair done,
Speaker 4: I go I call a number or you go online. Okay,
Speaker 4: so I go on to the website and I make
Speaker 4: an appointment. I say what I want and then they
Speaker 4: send somebody or no, they order the hair closest to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you order the hair and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: do you want a stylus in your area, No, stylust
Speaker 5: give a stylist and you figure out what style you want.
Speaker 5: They give you all the pricing and it's like boombo
Speaker 5: pop and it's like quick boo boo boo boo, and
Speaker 5: we blue and I blo and it's great.
Speaker 2: It's I I feel good.
Speaker 5: I just feel like lace fronts are a lot because
Speaker 5: you always got to put makeup on and you got.
Speaker 2: Gotta put makeup on the hair.
Speaker 5: No on my face, Like I just look weird with
Speaker 5: this like really done hair.
Speaker 2: What you can throw it.
Speaker 4: In a low pony. Is that the only way that
Speaker 4: we can party. We can't do a middle park. We
Speaker 4: could do a middle park.
Speaker 2: You want me to do a middle show me, now,
Speaker 2: show me. Well, I don't have a I don't have
Speaker 2: a comb comb.
Speaker 6: I don't have a comb.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have edges.
Speaker 4: You don't have one of them tiny tiny picture day
Speaker 4: combs that they used to give black kids in school.
Speaker 4: They used to give that to you, the little black comb,
Speaker 4: the lights comb, the light's comb, right, and they were like, here,
Speaker 4: brush your hair for a picture, dad. And it was
Speaker 4: like raids and they're like, well, cut, go ahead and
Speaker 4: brush these braids.
Speaker 2: Well, do you have some oilchine while you're at it?
Speaker 2: You got some pink lotion?
Speaker 3: Back then?
Speaker 2: The fuck they never did? Yeah, they never did.
Speaker 5: And so I like did a video about like how
Speaker 5: when I don't have my hair done, like people ignore me,
Speaker 5: push me in the street, I have to pay for things.
Speaker 5: And then I got my hair done and then like
Speaker 5: you know, I'm walking down the street.
Speaker 2: Everything's great. I'm going to wear the video.
Speaker 5: Ah, they're editing it. It's gonna be real yanky because
Speaker 5: we believe. Yeah, because I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not a YouTuber. I don't know how to make
Speaker 3: things like cool. Yeah, but we saw you on a
Speaker 3: dildo hoverboard one sis. I mean, that wasn't cool, but
Speaker 3: we saw you on it.
Speaker 2: That almost ruined my life. But that's how I got
Speaker 2: my agent.
Speaker 3: So you got your agent from the dildo hoverboard video
Speaker 3: the internet really bringing people.
Speaker 2: She's like, Oh, you're gonna go somewhere with this.
Speaker 3: It was like, ah, many years later, where did I
Speaker 3: go with that across the streets?
Speaker 2: I did? I definitely don't know.
Speaker 4: Harverboard took you across the streets? Well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: we love to see it. That's growth is growth with
Speaker 4: an f the hair is growth. But I would like
Speaker 4: to do a short like natural cut. But I just
Speaker 4: I don't like my hairline.
Speaker 5: Like this lace front is really high, and so my
Speaker 5: forehead is shorter, and I was like, I would look weird.
Speaker 2: With a high or the lacebroad is low. I don't
Speaker 2: know how do you say it, but like it doesn't
Speaker 2: put you. They don't put it on your real hairline,
Speaker 2: so it's low. It's low. It's low.
Speaker 5: So like my forehead looks small and that's what I
Speaker 5: genuinely want, but it looks kind of weird.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Also, I feel like you have a complex about your forehead.
Speaker 4: I do, you don't have a big forehead. When I
Speaker 4: met Sydney, she never didn't have a bang. She always
Speaker 4: had blue blue, like a big bag. And it was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: like Nicki Minaj, nick came out China gall and I
Speaker 4: was like, you know, we kind of shamed her into
Speaker 4: not shamed you, you guys shamed you.
Speaker 2: We convinced you that your forehead was fine and you
Speaker 2: didn't need to cover it. You were like, girl, you're
Speaker 2: not tired of wearing that hair. That like, you're not
Speaker 2: tired of the bang is your forehead?
Speaker 4: Don't be sweating, yeah, be breaking out of there? Were
Speaker 4: you putting makeup on and then sweeping your bang back down?
Speaker 4: Or you weren't putting any makeup on your phone?
Speaker 2: I don't think I was putting makeup. Ah, So you
Speaker 2: had that line of demarcation at your eyebrows. Got it? Anyway?
Speaker 2: This is growth you Like you're like a completely different
Speaker 2: person now, I know. But it's just like to love.
Speaker 2: People always talk about like you gotta love yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 5: And it's like but how you know, Like everybody's like, oh,
Speaker 5: get confidence.
Speaker 2: It's like how how do you do that? Like people
Speaker 2: say these things and it's just like how do you
Speaker 2: work on that.
Speaker 3: I just think it.
Speaker 2: Starts with like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes people like you'll be in your own head and
Speaker 3: you'll be like, oh, I'm so dumb.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I just did that.
Speaker 4: And we all, I think, at least once a day,
Speaker 4: well we'll think something like that, Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 4: so dumb.
Speaker 2: Why did I just say that or why did I
Speaker 2: do that? Or why did I this? This? This, this?
Speaker 4: But I think if you say that all day long,
Speaker 4: you start to believe that about yourself. You think, oh,
Speaker 4: I am dumb. Of course this happened to me because
Speaker 4: I'm stupid. But like that's not how we should be
Speaker 4: talking to ourselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's true.
Speaker 3: You should be playing like Lovely Day, Bill Withers in
Speaker 3: your head all day long, A lovely day.
Speaker 2: Like all day long. Hmm.
Speaker 4: I mean I'm not saying that that's what I do.
Speaker 4: I look, Alexa, play Lovely Day and then this song.
Speaker 4: Just sometimes music just changes my mood.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it might change my mood.
Speaker 5: But just to like accept yourself and say this is
Speaker 5: I'm great, this is perfect.
Speaker 4: Well, obviously you're not perfect, but you can say that
Speaker 4: you're great and like believe that I'm great.
Speaker 2: I am great. People want to be friends with me,
Speaker 2: and people want to bang me. People want to be
Speaker 2: like me. People strive for this.
Speaker 4: I'm not perfect, but like this is like I'm in
Speaker 4: a good place and like I'm you. I don't know, Sydney,
Speaker 4: I feel like you. It's not something that you need
Speaker 4: to like work hard at. You know, you're attractive. People
Speaker 4: do like you. You're funny, you dress well, you do
Speaker 4: you for your makeup, and you don't look like an idiot.
Speaker 2: Like what, like, what more do you need? Friend?
Speaker 4: Your butt is big, your stomach is flat, flat, flat,
Speaker 4: like what you're like? I'm just I need to be
Speaker 4: better at self confident? What what do you need?
Speaker 3: Friend? You you need a good morning, beautiful text?
Speaker 2: Yes, I.
Speaker 3: Know, maybe good morning, good night.
Speaker 2: Good night babo. Did you have a good day? Babe? Babe?
Speaker 2: I want to hear all about it. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's I think it's I think.
Speaker 5: Once I hope that the antidepressants start working, I could
Speaker 5: get like better and not being my head, not being
Speaker 5: in my head and beating myself up.
Speaker 2: That's what I would like to work on. But you
Speaker 2: never know. Andrew, you you got off of it.
Speaker 6: So yeah, not good. For the longest time, I was
Speaker 6: on the same page like not being able to feel confident.
Speaker 6: But then I'm like, I don't know, it's like so cloche,
Speaker 6: but like life is like short, Like why can't I
Speaker 6: just like celebrate like the things that I know that
Speaker 6: I'm good at, the things that I have and everything
Speaker 6: like that. You know, yeah, this is fun. I get.
Speaker 6: You get to come in here like every other weekend
Speaker 6: and do this and it's fun. It's easy.
Speaker 2: You know, you're a part of the pod. I mean
Speaker 2: you are a part. You are the pod. You know that. Honestly,
Speaker 2: people be like, well shut up, Sidney and Marie.
Speaker 5: What Andrew got to say by him? Yeah, what's you
Speaker 5: need to stop bullying him?
Speaker 4: Or they'll be like they'll message to Andrew be like
Speaker 4: please tell the host to stop eating on the mic,
Speaker 4: And it's like whoa, yeah, yes, now they're talking to
Speaker 4: Andrew about us. They're like, hey, what's up, babe? Uh yeah,
Speaker 4: tell them host that they're doing too much.
Speaker 2: You're doing a great job. I hate them, host, but
Speaker 2: don't change a thing. It's so true. I feel like y'all' turncoat.
Speaker 4: Oh my, after everything that we've been through after fuzzy
Speaker 4: recordings at our friend's house, and then and then sirens
Speaker 4: and and mice running around my apartment and my lab
Speaker 4: refrigerator at my house.
Speaker 5: Remember we used to rent out rooms. Yeah, we rent
Speaker 5: out room to do his spot.
Speaker 2: We were like prostitutes. Yeah, podcasts prostitutes.
Speaker 3: Prostitution war, prostitution hors. And the people that listen to
Speaker 3: the podcasts are like, yeah, but y'all suck and babe,
Speaker 3: it's not the host to shut up.
Speaker 2: We would like to hear more of Andrew. Could you
Speaker 2: stop cutting him off? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I mean I think with every positive as a
Speaker 4: negative too, right, Like somebody will say something good about Andrew,
Speaker 4: and then somebody will say something bad about it, and
Speaker 4: it's like, well, you know, pick a side.
Speaker 2: We can't please everybody.
Speaker 5: We can't please everybody. I'm over here trying to please myself.
Speaker 2: I can't even please.
Speaker 5: My mom, Oh Marie, Well she's Haitian. They're hard to please.
Speaker 5: And I know that from firsthand.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, well, I mean gonna you're gonna go home
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving? I mean, you know my mother could cooks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw a black I'm gonna spray paint my
Speaker 4: scalp black. I think, Yeah, just hit it real quick, Ima,
Speaker 4: hit it with a black rinse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit it with a black rim and have like
Speaker 3: the the line on my forehead dripp into my drip
Speaker 3: into my Sideburg.
Speaker 2: Let me borrow that wig for Thanksgiving? You want to? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: that wig and I Friendsgiving. It's a new wig, Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2: It's the wig that keeps giving. Shout the giving wig.
Speaker 2: Can we write a show the Giving week?
Speaker 4: I want it to be like the Charlie Brown episode,
Speaker 4: the Thanksgiving episode, but with hair.
Speaker 2: Was it a Thanksgiving or was it Halloween?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: That's Halloween.
Speaker 2: There's no Thanksgiving Charlie Brown episode.
Speaker 3: I mean movie, I don't know whatever. Well, it's we're
Speaker 3: coming to the end of the episode. Andrew.
Speaker 4: Yes, uh, do you have anything that you want to
Speaker 4: work on for the for the new year, which your
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving plans?
Speaker 6: I would just like to get out there more, you know,
Speaker 6: just do you out there?
Speaker 2: You is out there?
Speaker 6: No, but like you know, do do stuff at events
Speaker 6: and bars and stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want to do more work things?
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, and create more you know.
Speaker 3: What type of stuff you're trying to create because you know,
Speaker 3: we can workshop an idea here.
Speaker 2: The listeners will send you feedback.
Speaker 6: Well, I love just like the game format at like
Speaker 6: like trivia bars and everything. I was doing that for
Speaker 6: a while. Now I'm doing bingo once a while for
Speaker 6: old people, or bing's audio bingo. So I'll play like
Speaker 6: nineties music, okay, fifteen second clips and if you if
Speaker 6: I play like hit me Baby one more time and
Speaker 6: you have Britney Spears in your sheet, then you mark
Speaker 6: it off.
Speaker 2: Go off? Where are you doing that?
Speaker 6: Ye? Thursday?
Speaker 4: Well Andrew, this episode is gonna come out. Yeah suck,
Speaker 4: but just tell us, like is it x.
Speaker 6: X day, second Thursday of the month, second Thursday.
Speaker 2: That's so weird.
Speaker 5: You know what, We're gonna promote it on the actual page.
Speaker 5: I love we got Just send us the information. We'll
Speaker 5: post it. Yeah, will come because they love you could
Speaker 5: stock you.
Speaker 3: You have to get you ready to get your single
Speaker 3: white female on.
Speaker 2: That's okay, it's gonna wear your face.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna be and Jason Bourne love it. Also, you're
Speaker 2: looking for a.
Speaker 6: Man, yeah, just have a good penis.
Speaker 2: Ah good, that's it that's all you need. A good penis,
Speaker 2: good penis. Well, that's gonna be hard to find in
Speaker 2: this dusty city. So God bless it's good penis.
Speaker 4: Your good penis, good, personality, good, good vibes good, he said,
Speaker 4: And you don't even care about the personality. Okay, shitty person,
Speaker 4: we got.
Speaker 6: It for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the name of his memoir. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: name of this title.
Speaker 4: And that is the little The little on the inside
Speaker 4: cover says, h paper plate but paper play butt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would be advertising that about myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shitty person, good dick, paper plate butt.
Speaker 2: That's your stats.
Speaker 3: But also taller than six feet yeah, yeah, please we stand.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: And then Sydney, which you have planned for the rest
Speaker 3: of the month. What we're doing, we're going We're focused
Speaker 3: on focusing on.
Speaker 5: Working, working, more on myself, you know, just trying to
Speaker 5: be happy and whatever that means. And uh, you know,
Speaker 5: I got I get like two weeks off and just.
Speaker 2: Some wow, okay.
Speaker 3: Ski trip. Let's plan some things now, you know, because
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a man, so I don't know if
Speaker 3: I'm well, if you're single. If you're single, let's plan something.
Speaker 3: Since that happened like something like what we could go somewhere.
Speaker 2: You're trying like a couple of trip with me. I
Speaker 2: don't know. We can ask the other friends to come.
Speaker 5: To We only have two. It's on the couples and
Speaker 5: a couple. We could do a Miami birth dueux, but
Speaker 5: not Miami. We can go somewhere else.
Speaker 4: Honestly, what we need to be thinking about is what
Speaker 4: we're doing for New Year's Eve? Yes, right, yeah, because
Speaker 4: I feel like I want to do something this year.
Speaker 4: I would like to go somewhere or like do like
Speaker 4: do something this year. Last year I was at home
Speaker 4: me too. I was home on New Ye's Eve and
Speaker 4: I fell asleep and I woke up.
Speaker 2: And I was like, is it next year? And it
Speaker 2: was not?
Speaker 4: And I went to the Bowdega and got a sandwich
Speaker 4: and that was I think I celebrated with the Bodega
Speaker 4: cat last year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, guys, we'll tell sure Thanksgiving plans yep,
Speaker 5: so we know. And if you have like good food, senators,
Speaker 5: we got a peel box.
Speaker 4: No, don't send us none of your raisin topped castle
Speaker 4: rot dishes.
Speaker 3: We don't want none of that. They don't think it's
Speaker 3: a bomb.
Speaker 2: In your dry ass turkeys. Yeah, we don't want your
Speaker 2: corn bread from the box. I love that though. I
Speaker 2: love me some corn box.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Rate comment, subscribe, Happy Holidays, get on that Patreon
Speaker 4: one say.
Speaker 2: Being a ho ho home e prey home. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also, you know, like be nicer to yourself. Yes,
Speaker 4: send yourself a good morning, beautiful text.
Speaker 2: You deserve it. Yeah, maybe you are the one.
Speaker 3: You're hot, you're great. You listen to us. We're upset sexy. Anyway,
Speaker 3: Bye friends, Bye, good Christian gaze.
Speaker 2: Before you go, hold on, we got a cute, cute
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Speaker 3: We are hosting one of the shows for Janelle James
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be really kep going on from the fifth
Speaker 2: through the eighth. We're doing the seventh at the Bell
Speaker 2: Bell House.
Speaker 3: It's a movement, it's a movie.
Speaker 5: You love Janelle James. She's been on the podcast You're
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Speaker 2: Last year was like Amy Schumer, David.
Speaker 3: Cross, Hannibal Burst, Hannibal was there, Who's it? One from
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Speaker 2: It was huge, big, sold out, huge, huge.
Speaker 5: So we're gonna be hosting a night and it's gonna
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Speaker 2: Out right.
Speaker 3: On it.
Speaker 2: Yes, most importantly, we're hosting it. We're hosting, so that will.
Speaker 4: Be there the entire night because we're not allowed to leave. Nope,
Speaker 4: that's what a hosting means. But it's gonna be a
Speaker 4: good night. We had a great time last year. Seventh
Speaker 4: the seventh is the show. It starts at what time,
Speaker 4: eight o'clock at eight pm. And you know we'll have
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