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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: It's just so little episode.

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Speaker 3: Anxious, lively, way fucking thurday.

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Speaker 2: So anxious. Hi, Hi guys, Oh wow, Maurice, please Sydney.

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Speaker 3: I feel like every time I try to say something,

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Speaker 3: you also try.

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Speaker 2: To say something. Yeah. I feel like we're gonna be

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Speaker 2: twins soon.

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Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, I'm super congested.

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Speaker 3: Tess the season for me to lose my voice, love

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Speaker 3: to hear it.

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Speaker 2: Are you losing your voice too?

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Speaker 5: No, it's just it is early, and we don't normally

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Speaker 5: come this early on a Sunday and Saturdays. We usually

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Speaker 5: stay out late, which I did not, but I'm still like,

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Speaker 5: so early.

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Speaker 2: Excuse I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so you be up earlier than this for work, work, work,

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Speaker 3: work work.

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Speaker 2: My weekends those are mine, you know.

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Speaker 5: It's just like that's how I had a long ass week.

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Speaker 5: So I was looking forward to sleeping in and then

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Speaker 5: Andrew message just last night, Hey.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget ten am, bitch fortune.

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Speaker 4: No, I would have remembered, because you know, my cousin

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Speaker 4: is coming to the next episode. So also with the

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Speaker 4: reason that we're here sitting is because of your next weekend.

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Speaker 2: So honestly, this is your fault. Yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Have a weekend in DC, and I did not forget,

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Speaker 5: but I kind of forgot. But yeah, this is my

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Speaker 5: this is what I what I was gonna do. I

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Speaker 5: was gonna go to d C Friday night, do my shows,

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Speaker 5: get back on a bus at midnight, take the bus,

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Speaker 5: get here, do the podcast, do the two episodes, get

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Speaker 5: back on a bus, go back to d C, do

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Speaker 5: my shows.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, that's ridiculous. You're gonna get on

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Speaker 4: a bus. No, but it's unnecessary. It's for a guest

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Speaker 4: that lives in New York. It's not for some like

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean. It's not for somebody who's

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Speaker 4: in town specifically for a couple of days.

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Speaker 6: Isn't even considering that. I think that's commendable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but Sydney would have overslept and we would have

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Speaker 4: been sitting here on Saturday, because think about it. You

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Speaker 4: get off the you get on the bus at midnight

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Speaker 4: to come back to New York. You get back to

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Speaker 4: New York three, four o'clock in the morning, then you

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Speaker 4: gotta go to bed, and then you gotta be back

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Speaker 4: here at eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 2: I would have just been like, Marie, can I come

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Speaker 2: to your house?

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Speaker 3: And at four o'clock in the morning. I would have

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Speaker 3: been like.

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Speaker 2: B B B.

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Speaker 6: Day at four o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What you're saying, work house at two am. Don't do that.

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Speaker 4: I leve my house at two o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 4: And that's there's dick. There's dick on the other end

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Speaker 4: of that. There's nothing on the other end of this.

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Speaker 4: For Sydney. Sidney gets off the bus at four o'clock

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Speaker 4: in the morning, She's getting to my house at four

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Speaker 4: thirty four forty five, and she's gonna talk to me

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Speaker 4: for a full hour.

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Speaker 2: I would never full out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So go to slow friend and is there and

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Speaker 3: I don't have a couch, so we're sleeping in the

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Speaker 3: bed together. Yeah, what's the proach putting her cold feet

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Speaker 3: on me?

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Speaker 4: No, then I'm up all night and I gotta be

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Speaker 4: here with crusting my eyes at eleven o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 2: To be on.

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Speaker 4: Nah, bitch, are you saying, let's just come in on

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Speaker 4: an Maria? Are you fucking crazy? No, Sydney, You're crazy.

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Speaker 4: I feel like everything that I'm saying is like legit.

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Speaker 4: You would get to my house and you would not

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Speaker 4: fall asleep right away.

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Speaker 2: You would want to talk. Oh girl, the bus the

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Speaker 2: bus broke down. The driver said, that's your storyline.

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Speaker 4: The driver said he was driving for the for the night.

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Speaker 4: So I was on the satur road till seven am. Girl,

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Speaker 4: What you got to eat? It's cold here now I'm hot.

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Speaker 4: It's too many plants here. I don't Andrew, she could

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Speaker 4: have gone to your house, I wouldn't. Well, the bus

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Speaker 4: would have dropped her off, like near Chelsey, so she.

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Speaker 5: Could, but then I would have to get up earlier

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Speaker 5: because you were time.

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Speaker 2: You have to leave.

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Speaker 6: I like believe it takes like forty five minutes. Age.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck out of here.

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Speaker 4: You live like a d I did roll my ass

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Speaker 4: right down the I was like, what time is it?

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Speaker 3: Nine nine fifty eight? Let me get up, Let me

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Speaker 3: get up a dude podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it is commitment, but also showing up, you know,

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Speaker 4: on a Sunday, it's also commitment or committed to y'all.

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Speaker 2: It's commendable. Marie.

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Speaker 3: I'm just I know, I know my friend, and I

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Speaker 3: know what she would do at my house at four o'clock.

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Speaker 6: In the morning.

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Speaker 5: Marie, We've been friends for so long and this is

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Speaker 5: which still just doesn't want me to sleep in the

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Speaker 5: bed with her, even though we slept in the bed together,

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Speaker 5: which is fine, Like.

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Speaker 4: Sidney wouldn't want to take a shower. You're getting right

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Speaker 4: off the bus into my bed. Absolutely, not one hundred

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Speaker 4: percent unaccepted. Oh my god, she said, oh it's cold

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Speaker 3: You should get a space heater at the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Can I put it in the shower with me? You

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Speaker 4: have a blow dryer. I want to blow dry in

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Speaker 4: my toes. There you plugged the stone put all of that, Andrew, And.

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Speaker 2: She's like, really wouldn't know. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm telling you, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, Sydney. Have I done that to you?

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Speaker 4: I'm saying that you would get to my house like city,

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Speaker 4: get in the shower. You're not getting in this bed.

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Speaker 4: But but girl, it's cold. We have to be up

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Speaker 4: in several hours. You ain't got no snacks? What is

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Speaker 4: this oatmel o?

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Speaker 2: God, that's the.

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Speaker 3: Brand ship you know your friend too? Well, yeah, that's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna put your cold feet on? How to wake up?

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Speaker 2: In her hand? Would be on my face. I would.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to think of you. Well, that's love, friend, Now,

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Speaker 2: this is love. This is love, This is love. That

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Speaker 2: of you. Is this love? Is this love that I'm feeling?

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Speaker 2: This is love?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And I'm saying, is it? Sorry? Friend? So what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Do you have any uh, Dick appointments, jobs, deaths, deaths.

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Speaker 4: Wow, obituaries that I want to read it for the week. No,

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Speaker 4: I feel like I've been good with the Dick appointments.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm still you know, not getting done. But

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting up.

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Speaker 2: I feel like future Dick. I feel like, ooh, so

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Speaker 2: you're just chatting with people. It's annoying. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to talk to these people.

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Speaker 3: They're taking application, they're pretty, they're all pretty stupid.

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Speaker 2: I think, honestly, I'm ready for a boyfriend.

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Speaker 4: I'm ready for a boyfriend for the twenty nineteen, twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty year, just for like, even if it's just for

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Speaker 4: the winter.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like, oh, it's getting cold, and.

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Speaker 2: I don't feel like being outside or talking to none

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Speaker 2: of these people.

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Speaker 6: And oh I hate that face that you saw.

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Speaker 2: That sound that she's making. This is too much. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 5: Oh fuck right, So I feel like I'm cutting this

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Speaker 2: You know that what saying? I think I'm ready for

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Speaker 2: a boyfriend for twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: Well just for the winter time. You know, somebody that

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Speaker 2: With is okay?

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Speaker 5: So what do you want in a boyfriend? Let's talk

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Speaker 5: about that. Oh, okay, cool, this is yeah, this is good.

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Speaker 5: What do I want in a boyfriend? Somebody who is

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Speaker 5: obsessed with me? Okay, obsurst?

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Speaker 3: You want a stalker? No, I want him to be

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Speaker 3: obsessed with me? But cool about it. You know you

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Speaker 3: want them to be more into you than you are

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Speaker 3: into them, because you don't really want them, but you

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Speaker 3: want them to want you.

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Speaker 2: So you want somebody who's me?

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Speaker 4: No, literally the opposite of this everything that you are

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Speaker 4: but not? Oh my god, why not?

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Speaker 2: You know I'm obsessed? Yes, I love you more than

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Speaker 2: you love me. Yeah, probably.

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Speaker 5: What I forgot my zola off? Oh yeah, whoa. I

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Speaker 5: guess I'm gonna take it. I guess I'll take it

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Speaker 5: at twelve something.

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Speaker 2: Now. Fuck? Where is it? If I have a It's

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Speaker 2: at the house.

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Speaker 3: Fuck.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you guys ta get it at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Every day. Did you eat today? I did? So you

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Speaker 2: ate and you didn't? Well, because I mean, what was you?

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Speaker 5: Because I take it at twelve thirty, I mean at

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Speaker 5: ten thirty am.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean we here, so if you need to

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Speaker 4: step out, me and and Andrew will continue the solo episode,

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Speaker 4: you know, till you get back. No, okay, you think

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Speaker 4: it's gonna get you to take you to get to

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be too long. It's fine, You're gonna miss

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Speaker 5: both episodes. Yeah, it's okay, I'll I'll be okay. Guys,

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Speaker 5: are you taking zolof or Like antidepressants do, sometimes you

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Speaker 5: like miss when you're supposed to take it. You'll be fine, right,

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Speaker 5: as long as I don't miss the day, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: I ac stuill have no idea how that works for

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Speaker 3: you know, neither of us are doctors.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I was on well buttrin for a while.

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Speaker 2: Well buttrin.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like it's like not quite prozac, but prozac.

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Speaker 6: I'm mean what but yeah, I was like taking it

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Speaker 6: at a different time every day and I don't and

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Speaker 6: then I found it just didn't work, and so then

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Speaker 6: I got off of it.

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Speaker 3: Well maybe it didn't work because he was taking it

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Speaker 3: at different times exactly.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's probably what it is.

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Speaker 4: Is there a zoloff patch is this something you could

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Speaker 4: just stick to your tit take.

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Speaker 2: There's no pets, idiot, there's.

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Speaker 4: Not a like an IUD for the zolof that just

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Speaker 4: like releases dopamine in your coach.

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Speaker 2: Right, please tell me what else do you want in

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Speaker 2: a man?

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Speaker 3: I don't really in my mind, the vision is not

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Speaker 3: very clear.

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Speaker 4: I just want somebody that I like on call Dick

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Speaker 4: and on call like, well, let me tell you what

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Speaker 4: my friend did, and him to be like, yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 2: She sounded like a cut like I want that.

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Speaker 4: I want for the like, you know, December, January, February,

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Speaker 4: and then he could probably start to leave at the

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Speaker 4: end of March.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's right, that's literally me. I listened to your problems. No,

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Speaker 2: she doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Leave. I got to listen to Sidney's problem. I don't

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Speaker 4: I don't know, friend listeners, Let's figure this out.

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Speaker 4: But maybe his face could be smooth too. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Even I take that George Clooney salt and pepper beard situation.

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Speaker 5: I think that's like different than communication skills. That's just

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 4: You said something the other day to the owner of

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Speaker 4: So so and so out up with me and they're upset.

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Speaker 4: That's what you text me. You don't say good morning beautiful,

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Speaker 3: Just be like hi, Hi, Hey, Hi, and it'll be

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say hi, and then say the thing that you

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Speaker 2: Andrew'll be like what you need? Well you did say that, bitch,

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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, but I say hold on, hold on, guys, listen, listeners,

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Speaker 5: I say hi to see if you're up, because then

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Speaker 2: Well, Hi, anxiety when you just say hi. No, because

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Speaker 2: I say hi if you're right back. Then you looked

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Speaker 3: It's smart, no, m it feels like a sticking on

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Speaker 3: Actually last Saturday and you'd be like, who anyway, Good morning, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon, ma'am Andrew, good morning beautiful.

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Speaker 6: I hate you. Don't like when that you want that

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Speaker 2: I want to text that.

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Speaker 3: I could be annoyed about, like girl, he still texting

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Speaker 3: mid that I'm beautiful gross, And all my friends were.

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't have anybody. That's what I want. That's

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Speaker 3: I need him to match my fly so we like

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Speaker 4: Also, I'm ready to make like another group of friends.

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Speaker 4: I feel like that's what it is. That's kind of

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Speaker 4: to do stuff with people that they're cool with, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: You get to experience like not comedy things or not

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Speaker 2: Things you just don't want to do cool other things.

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Speaker 2: You know. I want somebody teach me how to play pool.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna learn very well or very fast, but like,

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Speaker 2: Is stressing me out.

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Speaker 3: And now I don't know if I want you to

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Speaker 2: It's because you don't want me to learn how to

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Speaker 5: This is like, this is like how do I tiptoe

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Speaker 3: Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's also what I just said.

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Speaker 5: That's definitely where you said I want to make new

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just at me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, say it to my face, say it to my face,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But I like, I don't know, these apps feel

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Speaker 4: and I'd be like, oh he damn. Meanwhile, I got

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Speaker 4: you know, it's cute. Yeah, I'm throwing emoji's in it.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you're I'm using the wrong your I don't know, Andrew,

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Speaker 4: you do you want a boyfriend.

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Speaker 6: I would like a boyfriend, yeah, But I feel like

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Speaker 6: the same way as you do, Marie, Like I want

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Speaker 6: don't want to hear hear problems.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear your straight man problems. Bitch y'all.

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Speaker 3: Just get on answer stories and talk to your followers then,

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Speaker 3: because they're not responding to me.

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Speaker 6: And also I know, like I'm not having sex with

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Speaker 4: Not having sex with them, and I want to like

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Speaker 4: go to dinners and I want to like meet their friends.

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Speaker 4: That's I want to do stuff like that, Like I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like so.

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Speaker 4: One that's gonna like take me out of the things

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Speaker 4: that I normally do, Like somebody that's like Yo, my

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh my god, can I bring my

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like I don't have anybody

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Speaker 4: to play. I don't and I don't want to plan that.

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Speaker 4: I need somebody else to plan it, and then I

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Speaker 3: With my own way luggage. I packed all the wrong stuff.

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Speaker 3: Theyselks doesn't have snowsuits, Like that's.

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Speaker 5: What I want. Oh, that's so cute. Okay, I get it.

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Speaker 5: That's crazy because I don't want to meet anybody, Like

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Speaker 5: I don't want to meet people's friends. I don't really

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Speaker 2: Talk at all. I don't just want food in the room.

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Speaker 5: Yeah we can eat, there's things going on. It's just

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Speaker 5: I don't want to have to really chat. But that

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Speaker 4: When you're with somebody and you don't feel the need

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Speaker 6: But I feel like you're such a social person though, Sydney,

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Speaker 2: That's why, that's why she's tired. She doesn't want to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I really just don't want to have

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Speaker 5: what the fuck? I don't have work, I don't have

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Speaker 5: I don't have the mental capacity to have these back

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Speaker 4: Sweet sounds like that both and both sounds like that

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Speaker 2: I hear it. I don't want to talk to anybody. No,

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Speaker 2: like be okay with chatting exactly, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like the misted zh like I don't want to

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Speaker 2: It is don't compliment me on my hair twenty nine,

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think sometimes we ask for stuff that

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Speaker 4: that I don't want to do these app things. I

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Speaker 2: You're beautiful. Can I take your phone number? And I

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Speaker 4: I gave him the right phone number up until the

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Speaker 4: I doing? I asked for this and I have it,

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Speaker 4: and I'm giving him the wrong number. So I gave

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Speaker 4: the next day and I did switch up. Well, yeah

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Speaker 2: Over and over again. Yeah, it's crazy, so it sounds fake.

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Speaker 4: So if I changed the last digit, you know, and

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Speaker 2: because you know, is he cute?

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Speaker 4: Like I mean no, if he was, I feel like

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Speaker 4: I just was like, I asked for somebody to approach

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Speaker 4: and then I resisted it.

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Speaker 5: Those be the ones, though, Yeah, we just have to

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Speaker 5: with what we're fucking doing.

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Speaker 2: We have to go out time.

443
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Speaker 5: I was going home and he was like, a yeah,

444
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 5: you don't want to meet anybody like near your house,

445
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,600
Speaker 5: that's scary.

446
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,320
Speaker 2: It was literally just in the doorway, like, yeah, no,

447
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,280
Speaker 2: you don't want that. He was going to like the.

448
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,040
Speaker 4: Bar person knows where you live, But Andrew does that

449
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,879
Speaker 4: remember you met that homeless man. We don't want to

450
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 4: live It's like, what would Andrew do?

451
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:17,320
Speaker 2: We don't want to do that. No regrets, no roverts.

452
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:21,439
Speaker 2: Yeah up, he said in a circle.

453
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,679
Speaker 6: He was fully going to the club after with a

454
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Speaker 6: backpack on.

455
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 2: You're like, I saved him.

456
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,159
Speaker 4: He used your house as a co check. He was like,

457
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 4: let me leave my bags here, I'll be back at four.

458
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just yeah. I think it's tough for you

459
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 5: to have a little man a male counterpart.

460
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 2: You know. I just have to make sure that I

461
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 2: opened him and look nice. And you don't have.

462
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Speaker 3: To be nice to not jealous? Well that I can't.

463
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 3: I can't help you with that, sis, But you don't

464
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 3: have to be nice to him.

465
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,280
Speaker 2: I want to be nice. It's helpful.

466
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 4: You'll be friendly when you meet them and then you know.

467
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 4: But I don't know why you would. He would obviously

468
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 4: be perfect. I don't know why you would not be

469
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 4: nice to him.

470
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 2: He would have all his taste.

471
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 6: And what is the name that you're projecting for this person?

472
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 2: What is the name?

473
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, I'm not projecting a name.

474
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to be protecting a name?

475
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 6: Is that? How? I like that? For the future?

476
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 2: For your man. Yeah, well, what's the name that you

477
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 2: got in your head?

478
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 6: I like like a Brandon Randon.

479
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 2: M okay, yeah, I know some black Brandons. That feels

480
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 2: kind of.

481
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 6: Boring, but Brandon at least, like I don't like a

482
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 6: one syllable name. As long as you have two sills, Joe,

483
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 6: you don't have Chris or like, yeah, k.

484
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Speaker 2: No, that's not a good Clint. No.

485
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 3: Corbyn Corbyn, cor Corbyn, Chase yea Corbyn high school musical Corbyn.

486
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 3: That was Corbyn Blue? Yeah, mm hmmm Corbyn Blue Corbyn.

487
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's I don't like Corbyn.

488
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 2: No, mean there, what's his name?

489
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 4: Says Corbyn redateing these white dudes again, and then he

490
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 4: shows up and he looked like Corbyn blue.

491
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Speaker 2: When people are like, he's still kind of still know.

492
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

493
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 5: I need to learn how to be not selfish anymore.

494
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 5: I think I in order for me to be in

495
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 5: a relationship, I need to be more thoughtful. I am

496
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 5: a thoughtful person when it's like surface level, like my

497
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 5: friends like people that like arms reach. But it's when

498
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 5: somebody's like sleeps in the bed with me, we see

499
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 5: each other every day, I just it kind of slips

500
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 5: through the cracks, and I just forget you think you

501
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 5: started to like take them for granted. Yeah, and make

502
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 5: it all about me.

503
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 2: I mean, you're a star darling. Thanks for meat.

504
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 5: Don't feed that into my head because I will take that.

505
00:22:55,920 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 4: Take iticated right now, so you're not medigated to this

506
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 4: your soloft shut up?

507
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 2: Yes, friend?

508
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 4: Okay, So how are you gonna take steps to be

509
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 4: less selfish in relationships?

510
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 5: I mean it's it's freaking hard, just like thinking about

511
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 5: what I want for the future for myself and factoring

512
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 5: somebody else as well. Like I want to have my

513
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 5: shit almost together, almost almost together.

514
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 2: Almost doesn't care I want it.

515
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,959
Speaker 5: I'm almost there, and then somebody swoops in and then

516
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 5: we could be one hundred percent together.

517
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 2: But what do you mean have yourself together? Like?

518
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 4: What is what does ninety percent of that mean? That

519
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 4: means you're paying all your bills on time? Yeah, that

520
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 4: means you're on a show. That means you sold something. Okay,

521
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 4: so we're gonna wait until that happens. I mean that's

522
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 4: gonna be twenty twenty, mid mid twenty twenty. You're about

523
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 4: seven eight months to get yourself together.

524
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 5: Then, right or just like you know at least mentally

525
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 5: and emotionally. I'm very sensitive and I overthink everything.

526
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 2: But you're always going to be sensitive.

527
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 5: No, I think it's it's even this is the most

528
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 5: I've been in my head for a very long time. Yeah,

529
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 5: it's like twenty four to seven. I'm thinking. I'm overthinking.

530
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 5: I'm thinking about shit that I should not think about.

531
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 2: What are you thinking about? Oh?

532
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 5: This person hates me? Or is this person muting me

533
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 5: on Instagram? Like just dumb shit?

534
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 2: Do you? Well?

535
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 3: You can't check if somebody mutes you can't. But I

536
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 3: have somebody the other day.

537
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: Who oh my god, Wait, talk about it. You didn't know.

538
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 2: Let's finish you and then we'll talk about me.

539
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 5: Look at you, Mury. I feel like you are ready

540
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 5: for a relationship in our friendship. You have like come

541
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 5: so far that it's mind blowing. And I'm like, yeah,

542
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 5: you should be with someone.

543
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 2: Wow, you're ready? How far have I come? Friend? What

544
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 2: words are saying right here? Or are you? I still

545
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: feel like I'm doing the bare minimum as a friend. No,

546
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: that's not true. It's like skirts car, No, not at all.

547
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 3: Like I haven't spoken to so and so in several days.

548
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 4: You know what you posted something on Facebook about people

549
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 4: messaging you and asking you for things and not.

550
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 2: Saying hello or blah blah blah blah.

551
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 4: So now when I text people and I'm getting ready

552
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 4: to ask for something, I'd be like, well, let me

553
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 4: see what the last cool interactions have been.

554
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 2: So I'm more aware.

555
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 4: Now because of you, Because of you, because Kelly Clarson.

556
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,959
Speaker 5: When I first met Marie, I would pay for all

557
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,479
Speaker 5: the ubers.

558
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was because you was rich. I was rich,

559
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 4: but you would not offer at all because I was poor.

560
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 5: Now Marie offers to get cabs, or she doesn't even offer,

561
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 5: she'll just like get the app out, nah.

562
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,479
Speaker 4: City will jump in the car, and I'd be like, well,

563
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 4: I guess we're splitting this car.

564
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 2: But you never asked, you never requested me.

565
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 4: Yes, But because that's because Uber keeps giving me these

566
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 4: little forty percent off promotions. Yeah right, And like it's like,

567
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna be paying this much money anyway for

568
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 4: an Uber X and you sitting here, you might as well.

569
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, Sydney, can you send me two dollars? Right?

570
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 2: You pay for food, you know, nook.

571
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 3: The Patreon pays for food.

572
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 4: We'll go out and I'll be like the Patreon paying

573
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 4: for this, and it's like, we don't.

574
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 3: We're not putting any of the numbers in a spreadsheet.

575
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 3: I don't really know.

576
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 2: Summary very kind.

577
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 5: It's like you're thoughtful, and I think we're gonna do

578
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 5: Secretsanna with just us, me and you.

579
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 4: Okay, well let's figure out the budget. Sis, what's the

580
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 4: budget for Secret Santa this year?

581
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: Well?

582
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 4: I'm not poor either, so I mean, yeah, I see you.

583
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 4: You also do. City hasn't been on the train since

584
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 4: twenty eighteen. That's a fucking city exclusively uber x l's

585
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 4: now and I believe a lot girl, even I take

586
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 4: the train still, not like as much as I had to,

587
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 4: because it's not a lot of stuff close to my

588
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 4: house anymore.

589
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 3: But girl, Sidney, also, the last time you out on

590
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: a subway?

591
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 6: Dude, dude, dude, Wait, really.

592
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 4: Sydney doesn't take the subway. Maybe when I met her

593
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 4: she didn't like taking the subway.

594
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 2: Maybe the summertime, summer time, Yeah, no, I don't Where

595
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 2: were you going? Who were you? We were? It was

596
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 2: all of us at work. We had to get on

597
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: the train. See if they had jumped in a car,

598
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 2: she would.

599
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 5: Have and I didn't have a Metro card, so I

600
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 5: went through the gate and they were like, Sydney.

601
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 6: Do you have a Metric card right now?

602
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 2: No, she don't have a Metro card right now.

603
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 5: I literally spend a lot of my money in Uber.

604
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 5: That's like, mainly because I don't really I don't really

605
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 5: buy a lot, Like it's not like I eat out

606
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 5: all the time, Like I'm at work most.

607
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 2: Of the day.

608
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 4: I want to say, eighty five percent of Sydney's money, yeah,

609
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 4: expenses ubers.

610
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: Ubers, and I can't believe that.

611
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 5: Nobody, no car service has like paired up, has done

612
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 5: an ad with me.

613
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: It's like insane.

614
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 4: No, Sydney, it's insane that you spend more on ubers

615
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 4: than rent a month. That's a fact fact. But since

616
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 4: I've known her, it's been like that. Yeah, and we've

617
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 4: been friends for five going on six years, going on

618
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 4: six years. Friend, Sydney, you could have bought a house

619
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 4: with that.

620
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 5: When you didn't know me, Sis, I definitely could have

621
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 5: bought two homes.

622
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be thinking about it in my apartment, like yes,

623
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 4: and you should own a building by.

624
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, because I was, I was making over one

625
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars a year over, and that money went

626
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 5: to drugs and titties, trips, cars.

627
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 4: Money, cash, hose money, cash hosey.

628
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 3: Is it money and cash the same thing? Yeah, money,

629
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 3: cash hosny respect Yeah yeah.

630
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. So I just want to be less about

631
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 5: me so I could think about somebody else. But I

632
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 5: can't think about somebody else until I settled the score

633
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 5: with myself.

634
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Sydney versus Sydney Tokyo drift.

635
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

636
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 4: I think that you being aware of how you are

637
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 4: in relationships is a major part of being better in relationships.

638
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 2: You see me. You hear me, doctor Phil, you hear it.

639
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, But I think that's that's you now, Like you

640
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 5: are so self aware of your stuff and you have

641
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 5: your own place now, and you know you've be spending money.

642
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 5: I'm like, Oh, she got a couch, since it back,

643
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 5: got another couch, got a rugged, got that kept the road?

644
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 3: Talk about the road. We didn't even talk about it

645
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 3: on the podcast.

646
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, So I ordered a rug. I saw

647
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: it on this girl's Instagram.

648
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 4: It's a zebra print, you know, not like the tight

649
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 4: zebra lines, but like the big ones and I ordered

650
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 4: it from Overstock. They said it was delivered. I got

651
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 4: a text. I went downstairs. There was no rug down here.

652
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: I called them.

653
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: We didn't talk about this already, No, no, I haven't

654
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 3: heard that.

655
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 4: We talked about it, and they said the rug was

656
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 4: in Patterson, New Jersey.

657
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, but I live in Brooklyn.

658
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: And they're like, yeah, we're gonna give you a refund.

659
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, but where want this rug?

660
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 3: And they're like sold out, sold out, And.

661
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 4: I was like, what about the rug in New Jersey.

662
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 4: They were like, yeah, that's coming back to us. I

663
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Speaker 4: was like whatever, Overstock. The next day, knock on my door.

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Speaker 4: The rug is at my door, but the refund in

665
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Speaker 4: my account.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

667
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Speaker 2: So I got the free rug.

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Speaker 5: But you just it's like, you have good luck with

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Speaker 5: this stuff. Because Gag we had an episode where we're

670
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Speaker 5: talking about the mattresses. A free mattress and sis we

671
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Speaker 5: forgot her name. She hit us up in the DMS

672
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Speaker 5: like hey, I did the same thing, and they were like, oh,

673
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Speaker 5: don't worry, we'll come and pick it right up. And

674
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Speaker 5: they came and picked up that mattress and she said,

675
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Speaker 5: and she's sleeping on the floor now and she's still

676
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Speaker 5: waiting for her refund.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry girl. I was like, damn, Marie.

678
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Speaker 3: I said, well, maybe she got the wrong brand.

679
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Speaker 2: No, she must have got the wrong brand. It was

680
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Speaker 2: so bizarre. It's tough and needle.

681
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Speaker 4: Well, the person who tell me about it, they did

682
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 4: it too, and that's why I did it.

683
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Speaker 2: And I got my money back, and you.

684
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Speaker 6: Got like a mattress cover something too. I remember that

685
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 6: was like my first episode recording with you guys. No,

686
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 6: I got a free mattress, free mattress.

687
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a free queen size mattress that was

688
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 3: insane more expensive than I mean, I don't know.

689
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Speaker 2: It's like a twelve hundred dollar bit.

690
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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

691
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 2: And they gave me my money back and they did

692
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Speaker 2: not come pick it up.

693
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Speaker 4: So you know, some of us, I guess, are a

694
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Speaker 4: tiny bit luckier than others when it comes to scamming.

695
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Speaker 2: That girl.

696
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Speaker 5: She didn't seem mad, but I just felt like, I mean,

697
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Speaker 5: I'm mad for her, So just let me order it.

698
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send it to your house and then they're

699
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: gonna send me my money back.

700
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 6: And then that other listener got a ticket while.

701
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Gammy from CC, she's actually a friend, we know

702
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 5: her and she's listening.

703
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 2: We will not be paying that ticket for you. So sorry.

704
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Speaker 4: If you started GoFundMe for people who've gotten tickets listening

705
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 4: to the Unofficial Expert podcast and put it on.

706
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: A corporate card. Wait what happened? Why? Wait? Why did

707
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: she get a ticket? She was trying to find the

708
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 2: podcast on her phone while she was.

709
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 4: Driving, I guess, and she got to take it for

710
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 4: being on a phone while operating a vehicle.

711
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Speaker 2: Fuck.

712
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Speaker 5: Okay, you guys sliding over to the Patreon and like,

713
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Speaker 5: give some money to Gabby so we can pay her

714
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Speaker 5: back to Sarah MACLACHLANU. Wait, so I've been going through

715
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 5: the dms. You guys have been hitting us up heavy

716
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Speaker 5: and it's been I.

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Speaker 4: Love it so sweet, but it's so many messages and

718
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Speaker 4: it's hard and.

719
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Speaker 2: I'm missing some of them and it's so annoying.

720
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Speaker 4: You know what you have to do is you have

721
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Speaker 4: to screenshot screenshot folder because I screenshot on the other day.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, friend, you have something you wanted to read.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, can you guys, just like before you put your

724
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Speaker 5: whole long ass post, can you be like important message

725
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Speaker 5: or like read on pod like.

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Speaker 2: So hi hi, yeah, subject Hi.

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Speaker 4: Then when we respond then you could say yeah.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is from Lisa Lisa Caldy Ladies Queens of Comedy.

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Speaker 5: Can I tell you how amazing you do are? I've

730
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Speaker 5: never checked out a podcast before based on a commercial

731
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 5: because they're always dumb, but yours was always funny and

732
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Speaker 5: I thought, let's check it and bam. A couple of

733
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Speaker 5: weeks later, I have listened to so many of them.

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Speaker 5: We've gone through them. Yeah, I've got oh no, I've

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Speaker 5: gone through them and most deaf joining the Patreon Okay

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Speaker 5: that is you are hysterical, smart and tough women and

737
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Speaker 5: I love it. I've been going through some shit and

738
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 5: so my dating life hasn't been popping, and I felt

739
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 5: like it was it was time yesterday, but I was

740
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 5: a little in doubt if I was really going to

741
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Speaker 5: go for sex on the first date.

742
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Speaker 2: But I was standing on his beautiful balcony.

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Speaker 5: Who Moon and Stars, and I thought, E prey home

744
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Speaker 5: baby and had a good night with the guy. Thanks

745
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Speaker 5: for the A level entertainment and waiting for you to

746
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Speaker 5: to get a show. Much love from Amsterdam. Ooh that

747
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Speaker 5: is answer gorgeous and amazing.

748
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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna read a message that I got from

749
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 4: somebody who was responding to me saying men should not

750
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 4: be silent during sex, they should say something. Okay, this person,

751
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 4: Frankie H said, a couple of years ago, I hooked

752
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 4: up with this white guy who was just weird as hell.

753
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 4: He was serving a lot of normal compliments at first first,

754
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 4: which was cool. Then midway in he just came out

755
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 4: the mouth, came out the mouth with some weird stuff

756
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 4: like do you like this white dick in.

757
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: That dark pussy?

758
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 4: And then complimenting my sweet caramel hole, and like at

759
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Speaker 4: one point he took my glasses off and was like,

760
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Speaker 4: oh good, now you're completely naked.

761
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Speaker 3: He took a glasses, Now you're totally Did he take

762
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Speaker 3: off your wigs?

763
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Speaker 6: That's rude.

764
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Speaker 4: Peel off your clippings? Okay, all on top of crazy

765
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: loud moans and like just doing way too much satist.

766
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 4: Part of the story was that the dick was actually

767
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 4: quite good, but she never saw him again because he

768
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 4: said too much caramel hole, this is not.

769
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Speaker 2: A porno corbet, this is not what we're doing today,

770
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: that this is.

771
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 3: Not a basic beige fucks hot black bitch.

772
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Speaker 2: Like this is that ebony? That was gross?

773
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Speaker 5: Sir, If you're listening, do better, do better, say nothing.

774
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 5: Here's another one. Let me see this person's name, Anthony Saheed. Yeah, hi, Sane.

775
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 5: Marie just wanted to say that you too, honestly make

776
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 5: my week. I was listening to the pod last week

777
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 5: near the end when y'all were talking about squirting and

778
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 5: going and going, Well, my car window was down and

779
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 5: I was driving through a neighborhood. What I didn't see

780
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 5: was a father and three little boys walking next to

781
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 5: me while my window was down. Needless to say, we

782
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 5: are spreading the good word, sending you both love and

783
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 5: positive vibes. Yeah, don't listen to our podcast out and

784
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 5: about and.

785
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 2: What your windows rolled down?

786
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 3: Yes, the kids teach the kids.

787
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 4: The more you know, those that fathering them kids now

788
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 4: know about squirting.

789
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 5: Okay, it's we're better for it right. This is this

790
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 5: is from Ronnie Myers Meers. Hey, y'all, I'm pretty sure

791
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 5: y'all have more than six straight men listening to the pod.

792
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 5: I'm one of them, so keep it up. Y'all are hilarious.

793
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 5: And when I come up to n why, I will

794
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 5: make sure i'm there on a Sunday to see y'all.

795
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: Ps.

796
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 5: It is possible to make a woman come back to

797
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 5: back while squirting each time. I did it just last

798
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 5: weekend to a girl that I only did it one

799
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 5: time with, You're fucking lie.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I'm gonna be in New York on a Sunday,

801
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: just so you know, I'll be making people squirt and why.

802
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 5: He's like, if you want to find out, He's like,

803
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 5: if you want to find out, go ahead and slide

804
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 5: in my DMS right back.

805
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

806
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: We gotta get this freaking email up and running, and

807
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 5: I want to make sure that people can write us

808
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 5: and we talk about it. Just go over it, because

809
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 5: you know, we talk about our lives a lot every week,

810
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 5: and sometimes there's nothing going on.

811
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 3: No stuff going on, we just don't want to talk

812
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 3: about it.

813
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 4: We live full, somewhat fulfilled lives, and everything that we

814
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 4: do doesn't need to go on this podcast.

815
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 5: That is actual, factual, right and very important important message.

816
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 2: It's actually some message. It's actually self care.

817
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 5: Not to put all of your damn business on front street.

818
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, on a podcast or on social media.

819
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: Everybody needs to know you don't have to live tweet

820
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: your spiraling situations.

821
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 4: Okay, this is true some of your message and something

822
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 4: I'll needed to hear that.

823
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, what do I I'll be

824
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 5: on Twitter just going through it.

825
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: You got ten thousand followers, friend, I know. I'm so

826
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: proud of myself. People love them. Mess a bitch. Finally

827
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 2: it happened to me.

828
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're gonna get a boyfriend, It's gonna happen.

829
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get jealous and then kill him and then

830
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 5: beat the case. Because who's gonna put a beautiful black

831
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 5: woman in jail?

832
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 2: Nobody?

833
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? The United States of America?

834
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 4: The Supreme Court, the Pellet Court, State Court, all the

835
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 4: courts are putting black women in jail. And then when

836
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: you get to jail, they like, can you take your

837
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 4: wig off? And you're like, this's my natural hair, and

838
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 4: they're like is it.

839
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 5: Remember when I got arrested and they asked me if

840
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 5: I could take my braids out?

841
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do because they thought that I.

842
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 5: Would strangle myself with my braids, and I was like,

843
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 5: I just got these done. Definitely not doing that.

844
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 2: I just got them. I'm not taking them out.

845
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 5: Nor am I strangling myself with my new braids.

846
00:38:59,360 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 2: Not today.

847
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 5: I just got these paid too much money. I took

848
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 5: too much time.

849
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 2: Too much. So we had a live show that was fun.

850
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: I'm glad that we're doing. We're just gonna keep running it, guys.

851
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 3: He looking from Philly, people came from Staten Island.

852
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: And people came from Singapore.

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00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Can we talk

854
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 4: about it Singapore. I didn't even know that people in

855
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 4: Singapore liked listening to podcasts.

856
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they were so cute. I was like, wait,

857
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 5: let's get their names, because I definitely there were so

858
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 5: many people that I saw that listen to podcasts and

859
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 5: they were telling me their names, and I was like,

860
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 5: I'm gonna shut you out, and then I fucking forgot.

861
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm trash. I should do better, but I can't.

862
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean we hug y'all, y'all approach us.

863
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 4: I feel like people message me regularly and they're like, oh,

864
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be at the Knitting Factory show on Sunday,

865
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 4: but I'm just gonna be a regular fan and I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Gonna come up and say hello.

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Speaker 4: And I alway say just come say hi, you know,

868
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 4: and you know they come and we're nice to them.

869
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 4: And whenever someone says they listen, I'm like Sidney someone,

870
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 4: So listen to the podcast so that you get both

871
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 4: of us. It's not just like me not trying to

872
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 4: hug you. That you get, you get the full snem experience.

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Speaker 6: You know.

874
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: There was a what's that? What's her name? Meka? Meka?

875
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 2: Is that her name? No, Makayah. I don't know what

876
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Speaker 2: I'm looking at here, says.

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00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: Her name, makayah Uh, McKay, McKay, McKay, Makay Johnson, Mickay Johnson.

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Speaker 2: She pulled up.

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00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 5: Ah Fro was so moisturized it was insanity. Her and

880
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 5: her cute ass friend. I was like, thank you so

881
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 5: much for coming, she said. She graduated Lafayette College this year. Work, bitch,

882
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 5: you got a job. Now, what's going on?

883
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: We love it.

884
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 3: We love when people are working and doing it and

885
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 3: making money.

886
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, we want to get more like young ladies like

887
00:40:59,320 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 5: the US.

888
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 2: Where are they at the youths?

889
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 5: Who is under twenty five and listens to the pod?

890
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 5: Can you hit us up if you're eighteen, nineteen twenty,

891
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 5: That's that's what I want my demo to be young gals.

892
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 5: Young gals is what you think we deserve. I want

893
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 5: young gals because you know, they just they're so over

894
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 5: zealous and they haven't lived life, so they don't know.

895
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

896
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 4: I also like meeting guys that listen to our podcast too,

897
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 4: though I feel like they don't come up to us

898
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 4: as often. But I like meeting the guys that listen

899
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 4: to the podcast as well because I'm always surprised to

900
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:36,439
Speaker 4: see like how different everybody is in like in age

901
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 4: and like number of followers they got. I'm just like,

902
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 4: look at like these young, well moisturized people, and then

903
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 4: like older people that got like four h one k's

904
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,479
Speaker 4: and stuff come up to us.

905
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 3: And we'd be like, wow, I mean you who you

906
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 3: must be doing mad if you listening to us.

907
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 5: Our friends from Singapore, Marissa. I don't know your other

908
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 5: friend's name, but Marissa, we love you. Our picture was

909
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 5: so cute together we put it on the instores and everything.

910
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 2: I think it might have to be a real post.

911
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 5: It might have to be a real post, so I

912
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 5: should message her and be like, hey, can you actually.

913
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 2: Send this because I want to post this on the

914
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: page is that pause?

915
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 5: M hm, yeah, I mean we have a I will

916
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 5: say that we have a diverse group of people listening.

917
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 5: It's not all women, it's not all gay men. No,

918
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 5: it's not all weirdos. It's a lot of people who

919
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 5: got they shit together, who are also messy like us.

920
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 5: There's some people who got coins. You know what I'm saying, Like,

921
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 5: what if we had like thirty dollars tickets?

922
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: Y'all come in. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on,

923
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on. Here's a message.

924
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 4: I once had a five to six Colombian bodybuilder come

925
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 4: over to my place where he douched in my bathroom.

926
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 4: Didn't ask, just did it. Then he told me my

927
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 4: bathroom wasn't clean enough. And mind you, he got he

928
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 4: sharded all over the place. Only meetings, okay, and then

929
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 4: during sex I had to stop multiple times because he

930
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 4: kept screaming, bloody murder. My landlord lives downstairs and he

931
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 4: would not stop screaming. Okay, Well, that's not what I

932
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 4: was asking for when I said I I meant to

933
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 4: be more vocal. Don't be screaming. That's gross.

934
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 5: I like that, You like that. I like that message.

935
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 5: Just a good message.

936
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 4: Shout out to Tyler message. How you come to somebody

937
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 4: else's house and you what we do shit here?

938
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 2: This is not the douche stop spot. This is douche read.

939
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 2: You can catch me at the hot spot. I'm a

940
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: ball y'all all night.

941
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 4: No pop ell anyway, Sidney, Thanksgiving is coming up. Do

942
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 4: you have plans for Thanksgiving?

943
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 2: No? Mm, that sounds like you do. Uh Smiths you

944
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: have plans for Christmas? Well?

945
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 4: I mean, do you know if you're gonna be here

946
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 4: for Thanksgiving or you gonna be You're gonna be traveling.

947
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 2: I'm okay what you're doing. I'm gonna have to be

948
00:43:59,400 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 2: here too.

949
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 3: I called my mom yesterday and we were talking on

950
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 3: the phone and she was like, she was like yeah.

951
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 4: I asked her something like, I was like, how you doing?

952
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 4: She was like I'm doing better than your ugly ass

953
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 4: hair or something.

954
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 2: Like oh my god. So my mom.

955
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 4: I didn't tell her that I bleached my hair and

956
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 4: because we talked about it, and I know she doesn't

957
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 4: like black people with blonde hair or whatever.

958
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: It is problematic, but I live.

959
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 4: But my brother showed her my Instagram a post that

960
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 4: I put up, and she was just like just going

961
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 4: in and I was like yo, I said, look, I

962
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 4: don't care if you don't like my hair, Like I

963
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 4: don't care if he don't like my hair. I said,

964
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 4: I don't care on a plane. I won't care on

965
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 4: the train. I won't care in a house. I was

966
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 4: get hitting it with some doctor Seuss and she was like.

967
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 4: I was like, it doesn't affect you, and she was like, yes,

968
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 4: it does, because when we're together we walked down the street,

969
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 4: people going to be like, she got a black mom,

970
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 4: but she wants to be white. And I was like,

971
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 4: first of all, oh, come on, I don't even even

972
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 4: walk with you anywhere. We don't live in the city

973
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 4: and y'all be in a car exactly, and she just like,

974
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a thing like my brother has

975
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 4: like a mohawk, and my brother won't do all this

976
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 4: crazy stuff to his hair, and she won't say nothing

977
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 4: about it. She's like, yeah, but his hair is still black.

978
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 4: And I'm like, but it looks dumb any day white women.

979
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 4: Any So, what are you telling me that I want

980
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 4: to be literally dating white women? But like with Haitian mothers,

981
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 4: their sons are there, like their sons can do no wrong.

982
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 4: So we call him precious. My brother is precious to

983
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 4: them and he can do no wrong. But like I

984
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 4: was like, well, I was like, well, I'm done talking

985
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 4: to you. And she was like, oh, you're done talking.

986
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 3: To me with your dusty your dusty, your dusty scalp.

987
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I was like, I'm done talking to you.

988
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 3: I was like bye, and she was like.

989
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 4: By girl with the ugly hair and I hung up

990
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 4: on my mom so she before she found out my

991
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 4: hair was blonde. You trying to get to come home

992
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 4: so she could show off her new bathroom or whatever.

993
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: Or feed me.

994
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 4: And I'm like what, I called my sister and I

995
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 4: was like I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving and she

996
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 4: was like what. I was like, I'm not coming. She's like, well,

997
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 4: you gotta come. She was like I need somebody to

998
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 4: run in appearance on me. Like She's like I can't.

999
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 4: You can't have me over there by myself. And I

1000
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 4: was like, you have puppy, you have.

1001
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: My bald dad. Yes, that's your ally. I love him.

1002
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 2: I love him. He is an ally.

1003
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 4: I was like, I will let you borrow my suit

1004
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 4: case so you can bring me my food back the

1005
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 4: day after Thanksgiving.

1006
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: She was like you have to come for at least

1007
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 2: a day. She was like, where a hat? Yeah, yeah,

1008
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1009
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 4: You know, Sis, what once you once you taste freedom, Sis,

1010
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 4: once your scalp tastes freedom, you can't go back. I've

1011
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 4: broken the chains of wig bond bondage.

1012
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 5: Speaking of wigs, I got a lace front. Yes, I

1013
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 5: love it, the very end of the pod. Let's get

1014
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 5: into it. So I have a lace front, never had

1015
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 5: one before. You know, I love a beauty supply, you know,

1016
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 5: first shelf wig, you.

1017
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 2: Know one that I barely pluck a floor model.

1018
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 5: I love when it's just like real, feels like real,

1019
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 5: lifted in the in the mid.

1020
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 2: No, this is great.

1021
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 4: First lace front and it's quality. It's twenty six inches

1022
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 4: or something magical like that.

1023
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really nice.

1024
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 4: An all Brazilian girl in in Brazil. That's that's cold

1025
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 4: right now. Shout out to Maven Hair. Yeah, I did

1026
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 4: a little like collab with them, so you know.

1027
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 3: They they give me the hair and then they set

1028
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 3: me up with the stylist, go to the stylust they.

1029
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: Do my hair and it's all together in the package.

1030
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 5: And it's it's quite smart, you know, smart, it's smart.

1031
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 5: That they they link you up with a stylist that's

1032
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 5: near you, that has like that's through the company.

1033
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 2: Is this an app, it's a service, it's not an app.

1034
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 4: It's so like, if I want to get my hair done,

1035
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 4: I go I call a number or you go online. Okay,

1036
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 4: so I go on to the website and I make

1037
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 4: an appointment. I say what I want and then they

1038
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 4: send somebody or no, they order the hair closest to me.

1039
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you order the hair and then they're like, oh,

1040
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 5: do you want a stylus in your area, No, stylust

1041
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 5: give a stylist and you figure out what style you want.

1042
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 5: They give you all the pricing and it's like boombo

1043
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 5: pop and it's like quick boo boo boo boo, and

1044
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 5: we blue and I blo and it's great.

1045
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,479
Speaker 2: It's I I feel good.

1046
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 5: I just feel like lace fronts are a lot because

1047
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 5: you always got to put makeup on and you got.

1048
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,919
Speaker 2: Gotta put makeup on the hair.

1049
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 5: No on my face, Like I just look weird with

1050
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 5: this like really done hair.

1051
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: What you can throw it.

1052
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 4: In a low pony. Is that the only way that

1053
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 4: we can party. We can't do a middle park. We

1054
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: could do a middle park.

1055
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 2: You want me to do a middle show me, now,

1056
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 2: show me. Well, I don't have a I don't have

1057
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 2: a comb comb.

1058
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 6: I don't have a comb.

1059
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: He doesn't have edges.

1060
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 4: You don't have one of them tiny tiny picture day

1061
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 4: combs that they used to give black kids in school.

1062
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 4: They used to give that to you, the little black comb,

1063
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 4: the lights comb, the light's comb, right, and they were like, here,

1064
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 4: brush your hair for a picture, dad. And it was

1065
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 4: like raids and they're like, well, cut, go ahead and

1066
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 4: brush these braids.

1067
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: Well, do you have some oilchine while you're at it?

1068
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 2: You got some pink lotion?

1069
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 3: Back then?

1070
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 2: The fuck they never did? Yeah, they never did.

1071
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 5: And so I like did a video about like how

1072
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 5: when I don't have my hair done, like people ignore me,

1073
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 5: push me in the street, I have to pay for things.

1074
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 5: And then I got my hair done and then like

1075
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 5: you know, I'm walking down the street.

1076
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: Everything's great. I'm going to wear the video.

1077
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 5: Ah, they're editing it. It's gonna be real yanky because

1078
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 5: we believe. Yeah, because I'm not.

1079
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 3: I'm not a YouTuber. I don't know how to make

1080
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 3: things like cool. Yeah, but we saw you on a

1081
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 3: dildo hoverboard one sis. I mean, that wasn't cool, but

1082
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: we saw you on it.

1083
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: That almost ruined my life. But that's how I got

1084
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: my agent.

1085
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 3: So you got your agent from the dildo hoverboard video

1086
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 3: the internet really bringing people.

1087
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 2: She's like, Oh, you're gonna go somewhere with this.

1088
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: It was like, ah, many years later, where did I

1089
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 3: go with that across the streets?

1090
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: I did? I definitely don't know.

1091
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: Harverboard took you across the streets? Well, I mean, you know,

1092
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 4: we love to see it. That's growth is growth with

1093
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 4: an f the hair is growth. But I would like

1094
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 4: to do a short like natural cut. But I just

1095
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 4: I don't like my hairline.

1096
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 5: Like this lace front is really high, and so my

1097
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 5: forehead is shorter, and I was like, I would look weird.

1098
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: With a high or the lacebroad is low. I don't

1099
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 2: know how do you say it, but like it doesn't

1100
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 2: put you. They don't put it on your real hairline,

1101
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: so it's low. It's low. It's low.

1102
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 5: So like my forehead looks small and that's what I

1103
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 5: genuinely want, but it looks kind of weird.

1104
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.

1105
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 4: Also, I feel like you have a complex about your forehead.

1106
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 4: I do, you don't have a big forehead. When I

1107
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 4: met Sydney, she never didn't have a bang. She always

1108
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 4: had blue blue, like a big bag. And it was like, yeah,

1109
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 4: like Nicki Minaj, nick came out China gall and I

1110
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 4: was like, you know, we kind of shamed her into

1111
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 4: not shamed you, you guys shamed you.

1112
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 2: We convinced you that your forehead was fine and you

1113
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: didn't need to cover it. You were like, girl, you're

1114
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 2: not tired of wearing that hair. That like, you're not

1115
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 2: tired of the bang is your forehead?

1116
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 4: Don't be sweating, yeah, be breaking out of there? Were

1117
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 4: you putting makeup on and then sweeping your bang back down?

1118
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 4: Or you weren't putting any makeup on your phone?

1119
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 2: I don't think I was putting makeup. Ah, So you

1120
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: had that line of demarcation at your eyebrows. Got it? Anyway?

1121
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 2: This is growth you Like you're like a completely different

1122
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 2: person now, I know. But it's just like to love.

1123
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,959
Speaker 2: People always talk about like you gotta love yourself, love yourself.

1124
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 5: And it's like but how you know, Like everybody's like, oh,

1125
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 5: get confidence.

1126
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 2: It's like how how do you do that? Like people

1127
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 2: say these things and it's just like how do you

1128
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 2: work on that.

1129
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 3: I just think it.

1130
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 2: Starts with like, I don't know.

1131
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 3: Sometimes people like you'll be in your own head and

1132
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 3: you'll be like, oh, I'm so dumb.

1133
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 2: I can't believe I just did that.

1134
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 4: And we all, I think, at least once a day,

1135
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 4: well we'll think something like that, Oh my god, I'm

1136
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 4: so dumb.

1137
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: Why did I just say that or why did I

1138
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 2: do that? Or why did I this? This? This, this?

1139
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 4: But I think if you say that all day long,

1140
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 4: you start to believe that about yourself. You think, oh,

1141
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 4: I am dumb. Of course this happened to me because

1142
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 4: I'm stupid. But like that's not how we should be

1143
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 4: talking to ourselves.

1144
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's true.

1145
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 3: You should be playing like Lovely Day, Bill Withers in

1146
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 3: your head all day long, A lovely day.

1147
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: Like all day long. Hmm.

1148
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 4: I mean I'm not saying that that's what I do.

1149
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 4: I look, Alexa, play Lovely Day and then this song.

1150
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 4: Just sometimes music just changes my mood.

1151
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, it might change my mood.

1152
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 5: But just to like accept yourself and say this is

1153
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 5: I'm great, this is perfect.

1154
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 4: Well, obviously you're not perfect, but you can say that

1155
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 4: you're great and like believe that I'm great.

1156
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 2: I am great. People want to be friends with me,

1157
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 2: and people want to bang me. People want to be

1158
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 2: like me. People strive for this.

1159
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 4: I'm not perfect, but like this is like I'm in

1160
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 4: a good place and like I'm you. I don't know, Sydney,

1161
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 4: I feel like you. It's not something that you need

1162
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 4: to like work hard at. You know, you're attractive. People

1163
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 4: do like you. You're funny, you dress well, you do

1164
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 4: you for your makeup, and you don't look like an idiot.

1165
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 2: Like what, like, what more do you need? Friend?

1166
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 4: Your butt is big, your stomach is flat, flat, flat,

1167
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 4: like what you're like? I'm just I need to be

1168
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 4: better at self confident? What what do you need?

1169
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 3: Friend? You you need a good morning, beautiful text?

1170
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I.

1171
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 3: Know, maybe good morning, good night.

1172
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 2: Good night babo. Did you have a good day? Babe? Babe?

1173
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: I want to hear all about it. No, no, no,

1174
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 2: it's I think it's I think.

1175
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 5: Once I hope that the antidepressants start working, I could

1176
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,479
Speaker 5: get like better and not being my head, not being

1177
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 5: in my head and beating myself up.

1178
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 2: That's what I would like to work on. But you

1179
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 2: never know. Andrew, you you got off of it.

1180
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 6: So yeah, not good. For the longest time, I was

1181
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 6: on the same page like not being able to feel confident.

1182
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 6: But then I'm like, I don't know, it's like so cloche,

1183
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 6: but like life is like short, Like why can't I

1184
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 6: just like celebrate like the things that I know that

1185
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 6: I'm good at, the things that I have and everything

1186
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 6: like that. You know, yeah, this is fun. I get.

1187
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 6: You get to come in here like every other weekend

1188
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 6: and do this and it's fun. It's easy.

1189
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: You know, you're a part of the pod. I mean

1190
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 2: you are a part. You are the pod. You know that. Honestly,

1191
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 2: people be like, well shut up, Sidney and Marie.

1192
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 5: What Andrew got to say by him? Yeah, what's you

1193
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 5: need to stop bullying him?

1194
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 4: Or they'll be like they'll message to Andrew be like

1195
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 4: please tell the host to stop eating on the mic,

1196
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 4: And it's like whoa, yeah, yes, now they're talking to

1197
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 4: Andrew about us. They're like, hey, what's up, babe? Uh yeah,

1198
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 4: tell them host that they're doing too much.

1199
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 2: You're doing a great job. I hate them, host, but

1200
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: don't change a thing. It's so true. I feel like y'all' turncoat.

1201
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 4: Oh my, after everything that we've been through after fuzzy

1202
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 4: recordings at our friend's house, and then and then sirens

1203
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 4: and and mice running around my apartment and my lab

1204
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 4: refrigerator at my house.

1205
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 5: Remember we used to rent out rooms. Yeah, we rent

1206
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 5: out room to do his spot.

1207
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: We were like prostitutes. Yeah, podcasts prostitutes.

1208
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 3: Prostitution war, prostitution hors. And the people that listen to

1209
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,760
Speaker 3: the podcasts are like, yeah, but y'all suck and babe,

1210
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 3: it's not the host to shut up.

1211
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: We would like to hear more of Andrew. Could you

1212
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 2: stop cutting him off? Yeah?

1213
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 4: But I mean I think with every positive as a

1214
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 4: negative too, right, Like somebody will say something good about Andrew,

1215
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 4: and then somebody will say something bad about it, and

1216
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 4: it's like, well, you know, pick a side.

1217
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 2: We can't please everybody.

1218
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 5: We can't please everybody. I'm over here trying to please myself.

1219
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 2: I can't even please.

1220
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 5: My mom, Oh Marie, Well she's Haitian. They're hard to please.

1221
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 5: And I know that from firsthand.

1222
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, well, I mean gonna you're gonna go home

1223
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving? I mean, you know my mother could cooks. Yeah,

1224
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.

1225
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw a black I'm gonna spray paint my

1226
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 4: scalp black. I think, Yeah, just hit it real quick, Ima,

1227
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 4: hit it with a black rinse.

1228
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit it with a black rim and have like

1229
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 3: the the line on my forehead dripp into my drip

1230
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 3: into my Sideburg.

1231
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 2: Let me borrow that wig for Thanksgiving? You want to? Yeah? Okay,

1232
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 2: that wig and I Friendsgiving. It's a new wig, Charlie Brown.

1233
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 2: It's the wig that keeps giving. Shout the giving wig.

1234
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: Can we write a show the Giving week?

1235
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 4: I want it to be like the Charlie Brown episode,

1236
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 4: the Thanksgiving episode, but with hair.

1237
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 2: Was it a Thanksgiving or was it Halloween?

1238
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 5: Oh?

1239
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 6: That's Halloween.

1240
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,240
Speaker 2: There's no Thanksgiving Charlie Brown episode.

1241
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 3: I mean movie, I don't know whatever. Well, it's we're

1242
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 3: coming to the end of the episode. Andrew.

1243
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 4: Yes, uh, do you have anything that you want to

1244
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 4: work on for the for the new year, which your

1245
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving plans?

1246
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 6: I would just like to get out there more, you know,

1247
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 6: just do you out there?

1248
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 2: You is out there?

1249
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 6: No, but like you know, do do stuff at events

1250
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 6: and bars and stuff.

1251
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want to do more work things?

1252
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, and create more you know.

1253
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 3: What type of stuff you're trying to create because you know,

1254
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 3: we can workshop an idea here.

1255
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 2: The listeners will send you feedback.

1256
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 6: Well, I love just like the game format at like

1257
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 6: like trivia bars and everything. I was doing that for

1258
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 6: a while. Now I'm doing bingo once a while for

1259
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 6: old people, or bing's audio bingo. So I'll play like

1260
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 6: nineties music, okay, fifteen second clips and if you if

1261
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 6: I play like hit me Baby one more time and

1262
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 6: you have Britney Spears in your sheet, then you mark

1263
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:15,919
Speaker 6: it off.

1264
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 2: Go off? Where are you doing that?

1265
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 6: Ye? Thursday?

1266
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 4: Well Andrew, this episode is gonna come out. Yeah suck,

1267
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 4: but just tell us, like is it x.

1268
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 6: X day, second Thursday of the month, second Thursday.

1269
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 2: That's so weird.

1270
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 5: You know what, We're gonna promote it on the actual page.

1271
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 5: I love we got Just send us the information. We'll

1272
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 5: post it. Yeah, will come because they love you could

1273
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 5: stock you.

1274
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 3: You have to get you ready to get your single

1275
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 3: white female on.

1276
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 2: That's okay, it's gonna wear your face.

1277
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready for it.

1278
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna be and Jason Bourne love it. Also, you're

1279
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 2: looking for a.

1280
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 6: Man, yeah, just have a good penis.

1281
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 2: Ah good, that's it that's all you need. A good penis,

1282
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: good penis. Well, that's gonna be hard to find in

1283
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: this dusty city. So God bless it's good penis.

1284
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 4: Your good penis, good, personality, good, good vibes good, he said,

1285
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 4: And you don't even care about the personality. Okay, shitty person,

1286
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 4: we got.

1287
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 6: It for you.

1288
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the name of his memoir. Yeah, that's the

1289
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 2: name of this title.

1290
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 4: And that is the little The little on the inside

1291
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 4: cover says, h paper plate but paper play butt.

1292
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would be advertising that about myself.

1293
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, shitty person, good dick, paper plate butt.

1294
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 2: That's your stats.

1295
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 3: But also taller than six feet yeah, yeah, please we stand.

1296
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 2: Okay.

1297
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 3: And then Sydney, which you have planned for the rest

1298
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 3: of the month. What we're doing, we're going We're focused

1299
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 3: on focusing on.

1300
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 5: Working, working, more on myself, you know, just trying to

1301
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 5: be happy and whatever that means. And uh, you know,

1302
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 5: I got I get like two weeks off and just.

1303
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 2: Some wow, okay.

1304
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 3: Ski trip. Let's plan some things now, you know, because

1305
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a man, so I don't know if

1306
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 3: I'm well, if you're single. If you're single, let's plan something.

1307
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 3: Since that happened like something like what we could go somewhere.

1308
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 2: You're trying like a couple of trip with me. I

1309
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Speaker 2: don't know. We can ask the other friends to come.

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Speaker 5: To We only have two. It's on the couples and

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Speaker 5: a couple. We could do a Miami birth dueux, but

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Speaker 5: not Miami. We can go somewhere else.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, what we need to be thinking about is what

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Speaker 4: we're doing for New Year's Eve? Yes, right, yeah, because

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Speaker 4: I feel like I want to do something this year.

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Speaker 4: I would like to go somewhere or like do like

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Speaker 4: do something this year. Last year I was at home

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Speaker 4: me too. I was home on New Ye's Eve and

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Speaker 4: I fell asleep and I woke up.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, is it next year? And it

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Speaker 2: was not?

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Speaker 4: And I went to the Bowdega and got a sandwich

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Speaker 4: and that was I think I celebrated with the Bodega

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Speaker 4: cat last year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, guys, we'll tell sure Thanksgiving plans yep,

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Speaker 5: so we know. And if you have like good food, senators,

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Speaker 5: we got a peel box.

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Speaker 4: No, don't send us none of your raisin topped castle

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Speaker 4: rot dishes.

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Speaker 3: We don't want none of that. They don't think it's

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Speaker 3: a bomb.

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Speaker 2: In your dry ass turkeys. Yeah, we don't want your

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Speaker 2: corn bread from the box. I love that though. I

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Speaker 2: love me some corn box.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Rate comment, subscribe, Happy Holidays, get on that Patreon

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Speaker 4: one say.

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Speaker 2: Being a ho ho home e prey home. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And also, you know, like be nicer to yourself. Yes,

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Speaker 4: send yourself a good morning, beautiful text.

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Speaker 2: You deserve it. Yeah, maybe you are the one.

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01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 3: You're hot, you're great. You listen to us. We're upset sexy. Anyway,

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01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 3: Bye friends, Bye, good Christian gaze.

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01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 2: Before you go, hold on, we got a cute, cute

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Speaker 2: little event for you.

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01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 3: We are hosting one of the shows for Janelle James

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Speaker 3: Comedy Festival.

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01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 2: It's gonna be really kep going on from the fifth

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Speaker 2: through the eighth. We're doing the seventh at the Bell

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Speaker 2: Bell House.

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01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 3: It's a movement, it's a movie.

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01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 5: You love Janelle James. She's been on the podcast You're

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01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 5: Obsessed with her and her festival.

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01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 2: Last year was like Amy Schumer, David.

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01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 3: Cross, Hannibal Burst, Hannibal was there, Who's it? One from

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01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 3: the Roots Black Thought was there.

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01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: It was huge, big, sold out, huge, huge.

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01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 5: So we're gonna be hosting a night and it's gonna

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Speaker 5: be a comedians who were flute.

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Speaker 2: Out right.

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Speaker 3: On it.

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01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 2: Yes, most importantly, we're hosting it. We're hosting, so that will.

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Speaker 4: Be there the entire night because we're not allowed to leave. Nope,

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01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 4: that's what a hosting means. But it's gonna be a

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Speaker 4: good night. We had a great time last year. Seventh

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01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 4: the seventh is the show. It starts at what time,

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01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 4: eight o'clock at eight pm. And you know we'll have

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Speaker 4: a look on. My hair will be better, Sidney's hair

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Speaker 4: will be this.

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01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be more strikes.

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Speaker 5: You just buy tickets and please support and it's a

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01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 5: great We love Janelle and it's amazing and you should

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Speaker 5: buy tike. It's for every single night, but especially for

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Speaker 5: the seven right Yep?

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Speaker 2: Okay, got it? Yep.

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Speaker 6: Bye Forever.

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Speaker 3: Dog.

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01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,120
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