1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Oh hey, guys, welcome to this spinoff episode of The 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist. We're calling tentatively the Iconograph to show about icons. 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien. I co founded the website 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: crack dot com, and for the past seven years I've 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: co hosted a daily show with the comedian Miles Gray 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 1: about the Zeitgeist. The News Ghost Spirit of the Times. 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: We cover what's happening in our shared consciousness through the 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: news and pop culture of today, and this spinoff version 9 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:36,480 Speaker 1: will cover the zeitgeist through the people and characters who 10 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 1: don't make the news every day, but they exist in 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: our movies and on our bumper stickers and T shirts 12 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,599 Speaker 1: and as reference points in our conversations. But yeah, one 13 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: of my criteria for whether someone deserves a TDZ icon 14 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,279 Speaker 1: episode is whether you could dresses them for Halloween and 15 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: people would get it. One of the recurring questions I 16 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: want to ask in these episodes is if this icon 17 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: existed today in our reality, how likely would they be 18 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: to be on the Epstein flight logs, that sort of thing. 19 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: And in this episode we're talking about the stein Bert Einstein. 20 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,639 Speaker 1: We're starting with a big one, genius, visionary, silly billy 21 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: rogue sex maniac. Next week, I think we have Erkele 22 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: That should give you a sense of the scope of 23 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: our inquiry here. But yeah, don't be fooled by the 24 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: subject matter of our first episode. It's a very stupid show. Still. 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: The format is simple. Each episode a different icon, Miles, 26 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: a guest, and me talking geist through the lens of 27 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: that icon. We will start with the stuff that is 28 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,479 Speaker 1: part of the iconic image we all have of Einstein. 29 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: The picture of him sticking out his tongue, Where'd that 30 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: come from? Why was he doing that? He equals mc squared? 31 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: What that mean? The rumpled wild hair look, the myth 32 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: that he was a slow child, the quotes and misquotes 33 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: and made up quotes. And then we'll get into some 34 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: really interesting stuff from his life that didn't make it 35 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: into the myth that got rejected by the brand management 36 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: team that is all of us, because it didn't match 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: the image we wanted for Einstein. But we're hiring a 38 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: researcher to help with each one of these episodes. This 39 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: one was researched by Dave Ruse. Thank you, Dave, And yeah, 40 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: I'll be back at the end to tell you some 41 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: stuff I missed from my notes in my No No 42 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: No notebook dump. But here I am talking to Miles 43 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: and Michael Swain about Albert Einstein and plenty of other stuff. 44 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: Hope you enjoy. I don't know if you know what 45 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: we're doing today, Victor, but we're talking about a little 46 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: guy by the name of Albert Einstein. Ever heard of them? Yeah, 47 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: Walter math Owl's episode three. It just turns out. I'm 48 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: really into that movie Episode four, Meg Ryan, episode five, 49 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: Tim Robbin. 50 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 2: Every time I think of Walter math Out, the image 51 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 2: that pops into my head for some reason is him 52 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 2: and Dennis the Menace with the chick lit Yeah. 53 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Well yeah, yeah. 54 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 2: Fucks up his dentures and brilliant idea to replace them 55 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: with chick lit gum. 56 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 3: That's his proactive idea. 57 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, because he sucks up his dentures. Mister Wilson import 58 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: or whatever. Oh yeah, mister Wilson has always taking important 59 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: meetings the killer. 60 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then, uh, what's his face? Christopher Lloyd 61 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 2: plays like a crazy drift in it. 62 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was born to play. Yeah. 63 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 2: I think a flame goes up his butt or something 64 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 2: because he farts on a campfire. 65 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: There's something with him farting in fire anyway, Einstein? Are 66 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: we talking about CHRISTI? 67 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, Einstein. 68 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know that Einstein died by 69 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: farting on a campfire and the flame went off his 70 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: butt and blew them up. 71 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 3: The apple hit his head. This was what inspired. 72 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: Beer blows his ass off. 73 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 2: This is so funny. There's a you account called fart Share. 74 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: This is how the Einstein episodes over the miles, linking 75 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: up famous fart scenes. Dennis the Menace. All right here, 76 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 1: we'll get into it. Hello the Internet, and welcome to 77 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: this very special episode of Turnilley Zeitgeist. Oh, which we 78 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: don't know what we're calling yet Iconograph. Maybe keep coming 79 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 1: back to Iconograph. Will figure it out and start of 80 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: looking at the zeitgeist through current events. We're looking at icons, 81 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: powerful pop culture hork froxes that are basically the stars 82 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: of our shared consciousness. I'm joined as always by my 83 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: co host, mister Miles Grind. Are we doing a rake? 84 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 4: Hi? 85 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: Yes? Hi? 86 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: It's interesting because I don't know what you're about to 87 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 2: tell me, so it's hard coming in cold. That's the 88 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 2: whole point here is I'm here to be dazzled by 89 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 2: Sexy Facts. 90 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: Sexy Facts and Dennis the Menace Fart Conversations. Yes, Miles, 91 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: we're thrilled to be joined by the co host of 92 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: my very first podcast, the Crack podcast from the early 93 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: days of Cracked, back doing some very funny stuff at Cracked. 94 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: Very talented writer who back in back in those days 95 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: wrote one of my favorite science articles about like mind 96 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: blowing science stuff. So I wanted to have him on 97 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: here see if he could explain what any of this 98 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,919 Speaker 1: ship means. He's the creator of the Small Beans podcast network. 99 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: It's Michael Swash. 100 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 4: Might I pitch Iconic Class? Do people say icon class class? 101 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: And you were going iconic Cast, but there's a Christian 102 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: podcast called iconic Cast. 103 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:47,280 Speaker 4: To an icon speak of which we're going to hit. 104 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 4: One of the very first sketch related things me and 105 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 4: my primary partner over on my Small Beans comedy in print, 106 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 4: Abe Everson, also a big director at Crack. One of 107 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,040 Speaker 4: the first things we ever did was like Jesus me, 108 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 4: it's hitler thing, which caused Rob Shrub, successful Hollywood comedian 109 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 4: Oh Yeah, to tell us to give up and quit. 110 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 4: And we're to pursue comedy and I understand what he 111 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 4: was really saying. Well, no, you shouldn't say that too 112 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,359 Speaker 4: a young creative, but I've always been interested ever since 113 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,119 Speaker 4: that horrible burn in my soul, in like your abe 114 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 4: Lincoln's or the joke math around. Yeah, the things we 115 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 4: put the most energy into. Yeah, I'm so powerful. And 116 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 4: of course as you age, thanks to outlets like Cracked 117 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 4: and now just broader internet culture, you find out so 118 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 4: much of it as a package story as well, and 119 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 4: it makes you reflect on, like. 120 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: So what is my life? 121 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 4: It's like an echo of an echo of a condensed, 122 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,719 Speaker 4: agreed upon retelling of a You know, we're not so 123 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 4: out of the realm of myths as we think we are. 124 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 3: We still basically live our lives by them. 125 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: I realized as I was because I did read like 126 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:01,359 Speaker 1: a chunk of the Walter Isaacson Einstein biography or listened 127 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: to it because I didn't want to own an Einstein biography, 128 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: because the type of person who reads an Einstein biography 129 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: makes my hand just do the jack off hand motion 130 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: and like, oh, okay, oh you're reading Einstein's biography. Yeah 131 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 1: you did. A smart guy. You think you're a smart guy. Huh, 132 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: But Einstein is the example that got me thinking about 133 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: icons and like their power and this like gravitational force 134 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: that they exert on like meaning and ideas and just 135 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: like the world inside our brains. But I think I 136 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: was sitting behind a car in traffic in LA and 137 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 1: there was a bumper sticker with an Einstein quote that 138 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: he definitely didn't say. I was just like, God, many 139 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: people really want like they just use him to be 140 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 1: the guy who if he said that thing, like it 141 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: becomes true mag. 142 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I feel like, don't people always 143 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 2: do the same, Like the definition of insanity is. 144 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: The definition where it's like that's the big thing Stein, 145 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: and You're like, the definition of insanity is doing the 146 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: same thing twice and expecting different results, which, as I've 147 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: said before, is actually a pretty good definition of the 148 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: scientific method. 149 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 4: And interestingly, I think Einstein, I would venture to guess 150 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 4: Einstein might say that it's actually not possible to do 151 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 4: the same thing twice. 152 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 3: That's what's interesting about this. 153 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: Which is why you do multiple requirements. We do. Yeah, 154 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: God doesn't play dice as another one that gets used 155 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,079 Speaker 1: a lot. He was making a complex point about like 156 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,319 Speaker 1: quantum theory, and like his critical quant. 157 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 4: Theory, particular interpretation of quantum theory the Copenhangen is. 158 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: But also he's. 159 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,559 Speaker 4: Allowed to be wrong about other stuff or like he 160 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 4: also one time said, oh fuck, I sat on my ball, 161 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 4: Like you know what I mean. 162 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: He said, I'm going to fucking marry my cousin. Was 163 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: the thing that he said. That's at a certain point 164 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 1: which we'll get into. But yeah, this dice thing, though, 165 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,199 Speaker 1: is used by people to be like, see, God has 166 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: a plan. Einstein said that God doesn't play dice, and 167 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: it's like, no, he was talking about quantum mechanics. 168 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 4: Sex dice with the different sex ex SI side wouldn't 169 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:12,680 Speaker 4: do that. 170 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:22,560 Speaker 1: This only Einstein plays sex dice. This is my Einstein impression. 171 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: God plays no sex dice, only Einstein. But I just 172 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,640 Speaker 1: want to start out talking about like the big things 173 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 1: everybody knows about Einstein. I feel like one of them 174 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: is the tongue photo. I've said that like one of 175 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: the criteria for judging if someone's an icon is like 176 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: could you dress up as them for Halloween? And like 177 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: most people would be like, yeah, I know who you are. 178 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 1: In Einstein's case, I think it would be a mix 179 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: of people being like you're Einstein or or Mark Twain. 180 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: I think another one is college dorm room posters, you know, 181 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 1: and like the Einstein tongue photo, the one. 182 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 2: It's like a yeah, it's it's the Bob Marley photo 183 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,800 Speaker 2: for someoneho's like a science major. 184 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,520 Speaker 1: Oh we'll get to Bob Marley eventually on this show. 185 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: But yeah, so that that's a real photo. It was 186 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,640 Speaker 1: taken like on his seventy second birthday after a party, 187 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: so it's I think fair to assume that he was 188 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 1: a little bit fucked up. He was coming out of 189 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: the party afterwards, and he was just getting in a car. 190 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: A photographer named Arthur Sas swooped in, got the shot, 191 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:34,679 Speaker 1: and Einstein fucking loved it. He was like, yo, could 192 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 1: I get like a thousand copies of that and just 193 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,520 Speaker 1: immediately started sending it to his friends of his tongue 194 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: out photo. His tongue out photo. Yeah okay. That was 195 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 1: like yeah, okay, good good friend. I'm glad. 196 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,240 Speaker 2: He got so excited that he wanted to share like 197 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 2: a boomer does, like AI slop on Facebook. 198 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 1: He was immediately spamming people with this photo. He was like, 199 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 1: that is that's who I want to be. I think 200 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 1: that's an that's an important part of his legacy. He's 201 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 1: a bit of a silly billy. It's a bit of 202 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: a loose cannon. But he said, this gesture you will 203 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,680 Speaker 1: like because it is aimed at all of humanity. The 204 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: outstretched tongue reflect my political views. So a little fucking 205 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: punk rhy dog. 206 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 4: He was almost funny for a second, and he's like, 207 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,560 Speaker 4: let me explain the shit out of it. 208 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 1: You'll explain. 209 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 3: I know, here come those thousand words right now. 210 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 1: I do feel like the look is important art, and 211 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 1: then the funny thing is that so the tongue in 212 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: many ways reflects I just stay in for humanity in 213 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:46,359 Speaker 1: the political spectrum. I do think the look is important. 214 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: Like I think to get a icon the level of Einstein, 215 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: you need to have a lot of different shit come together. 216 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 1: And I think him looking like a rumpled genius with 217 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: wild hair, like if he if he was like a 218 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: fastidious man with like a comb over, like you know, 219 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: like who is just like very well put together. It 220 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: just like Woodruman or something. Yeah. Yeah, if you just 221 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 1: look like Harry Truman, that's a great example. Like nobody 222 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: knows what Harry Truman. Nobody thinks about Harry Trump. 223 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 3: Thank very similarly. 224 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,680 Speaker 4: The reason it took us a while to get around 225 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:25,760 Speaker 4: to doing the big budget Oppenheimer is very similarly, you know, 226 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 4: rubbed elbows, same rooms. Oppenheimer arguably responsible for the killingest 227 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 4: thing anyone's ever done in the history of man. Certainly interesting. 228 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:38,560 Speaker 4: He doesn't really look or act super interesting, right, So 229 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 4: we were like Einstein, Einstein, Einstein, Einstein. 230 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: All right, let's do an Oppenheimer we have, let's get 231 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 1: an Oppenheimer in here. Although I will say I think 232 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,720 Speaker 1: that I remember like certain reviews and I couldn't find 233 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: them for this podcast, but certain reviews of the Oppenheimer 234 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 1: movie being like really good, loved it. It's weird when 235 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 1: Einstein shows up and you're like that, it's like a 236 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,319 Speaker 1: fictional character showing up in this movie that's supposed to 237 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 1: be you know, it's like a muppet showing up. It's like, 238 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:13,319 Speaker 1: it's he's so iconic that it's just like, wait, why 239 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 1: why is the guy from the picture with the tongue out? 240 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,320 Speaker 1: Why is he in this historical drama. 241 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 4: I guess I'm too much of a physics nerd because 242 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,719 Speaker 4: one of my favorite forgotten shows is Manhattan, where one 243 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,960 Speaker 4: of the Wet Bandits Daniel Stern plays a brilliant physicist, 244 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 4: which is amazing to me, just like not that he 245 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 4: doesn't pull it off, but that's bizarre to me. Yeah, 246 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 4: Manhattan has Einstein, you got Neils Bor, you got like 247 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 4: you'd expect those people to show up. I would be 248 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 4: surprised to find Stein didn't show up in the Oppenheimer movie. 249 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: Frankly, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just I think the effect 250 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: of it for some people who just know him from 251 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 1: being like wow, okay Einstein. 252 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 3: You could draw on and app him. 253 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,200 Speaker 2: He's you know, yeah, my knowled to Einstein is truly 254 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 2: fucking well. What was the movie you just talking about 255 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 2: with Tim Robbins. Yeah that was not Comedy Central all 256 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,079 Speaker 2: the time. I watched that many times. Uh, the photo 257 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 2: equals MC squared everything else I have like the whatever. 258 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,680 Speaker 2: The distillation of Einstein is through culture that has really 259 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 2: nothing to do with him as a person. So like 260 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 2: when I saw him in Oppenheimer almost I was almost. 261 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 1: Like, this is this true? That was the real guy? 262 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: The guy was really he talked to Einstein. I thought 263 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 1: he was like storyline. 264 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 4: I got so not to put you on the spot 265 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 4: at but I want to ask files, can. 266 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: You say what he equals MC squared means? And an energy? 267 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 1: Is it? Energy equals I don't. 268 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 4: Even mean technically, but like I'm just wondering the thing 269 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 4: that we all know. 270 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 3: It by road or do you know? 271 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, truly it's purely just 272 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,880 Speaker 2: the letters. Yeah, I know he's famous for he equals 273 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 2: mass whatever the fuck squared. I'm also science is like 274 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,280 Speaker 2: the subject I know the least about. So yeah, it's 275 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 2: truly limited to I could write it on a chalkboard. 276 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what it's. 277 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 4: Appropriate, because I just show up when Jack tells me 278 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 4: to and it's always worked out so far. 279 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: I am yeah, because I so first of all, that 280 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 1: is one of them, because I want to start with 281 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,040 Speaker 1: the things everybody knows, right, Like the picture I think 282 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: is up there equals MC squared is the thing. When 283 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: I asked my children before they left work for work today, 284 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: I sent them out to the mines before they left 285 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: for school today, I was like, do you know who 286 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: Einstein is? They knew what he looked like, and they 287 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 1: knew he equals MC squared, but they don't really know 288 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 1: what that means. I read a chunk of his biography 289 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: that was covered the portion where he comes up with it, 290 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,240 Speaker 1: and I think I kind of have vague sense, so 291 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 1: let me try, okay, and then you tell me if 292 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: it's wrong. It's that they were trying to like make 293 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,880 Speaker 1: a set like there was absolute space and there was 294 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 1: absolute time, like everything up to that point was like, 295 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: well you always have like you can measure everything against 296 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: absolute time. And he figured out basically, the only absolute 297 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: that really works is the speed of light, and like 298 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 1: based on how fast light is moving, time actually is 299 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: variable and space is actually like mass is actually variable, 300 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 1: so like the only constant is the speed of light. 301 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,480 Speaker 1: But even that's like not totally constant. But that was 302 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 1: kind of what I got. That like, once you look 303 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: at things from the perspective of the speed of light, 304 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 1: like everything else like can shift, including how fast time 305 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 1: is moving, so there's like no absolute time. How'd I do? 306 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 3: Pretty good? 307 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 4: Can I just shout out things as a big fan 308 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 4: of physics that make my brain explode? Like I know 309 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,600 Speaker 4: what's juicy? I won't bore you. He intuited several things that, like, 310 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,120 Speaker 4: to me, a guy read a lot just about what 311 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 4: physics means, but I can't learn math no matter how 312 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 4: hard I try, but read a lot of books of 313 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 4: like appreciation of physics and cosmology. 314 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,359 Speaker 1: Equals mc squared. 315 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 4: There's a few things he intuited, and he's become more 316 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 4: like a Buddha figure to me because it's just amazing 317 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 4: to think, or like Mary Shelley, who's like basically invented 318 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 4: sci fi and horror when she thought of the idea 319 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 4: of Frankenstein when she was eighteen. So it's like one 320 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 4: of those moments where I'm like, I just can't believe 321 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 4: a human thought of that. And one of the things 322 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 4: is everything's relative, like you said, and like trippy examples 323 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,120 Speaker 4: are even if you were moving ninety nine point ninety 324 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 4: nine nine percent the speed of light, if you shine 325 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 4: a flashlight out and measured that light, it would be 326 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,160 Speaker 4: going relative to you the speed of light. I cannot 327 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,800 Speaker 4: catch up to it. Ever the end, or at least, 328 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 4: we still don't understand anyway to breach that, or even 329 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 4: that it could breach. Everything else would unravel if it breached. 330 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 3: But you know so. 331 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 4: And then the other thing that he really intuited the 332 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 4: equals MC squared is is that energy equals which is 333 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 4: crazy to me. And this is the part I don't get. 334 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 4: Why would it be exactly equal to the speed of 335 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,880 Speaker 4: light squared? That makes it seem like God is real. 336 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 4: But I don't understand the math of randomness. But my 337 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,399 Speaker 4: point is equals MC squared says energy converted by some 338 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 4: amount equals matter. So Einstein also intuited that, which is 339 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 4: what an a bomb proves, Right, this tiny piece of 340 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,119 Speaker 4: matter actually has this much energy in it. 341 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:29,800 Speaker 3: Motherfucker. 342 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 4: Sorry, we are all made of stardust, as the Great 343 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 4: Profit movie tells us, and. 344 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 3: It's quite literal. 345 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: But what was the one who connected everything? 346 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 4: Is that the same stuff that is light is your 347 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,200 Speaker 4: physical body. 348 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: That's the same stuff. And to think that someone figured. 349 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 4: That out And then you're like, well, how so smart 350 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 4: guy and he's like, here's proof and I don't know how, 351 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,640 Speaker 4: but all the other smart people who understand math when yes, 352 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,480 Speaker 4: holy cow, he's right. 353 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:09,879 Speaker 1: So reading exactly reading that, Like first half of the biography, 354 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 1: like the thing that blew me away is like he's 355 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,199 Speaker 1: not the best at math. Nobody's like this guy's the 356 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 1: best in math. He's like good at math. He's not 357 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: the best at like experimental science. What he's the best 358 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,679 Speaker 1: at is like having high thoughts and then like really 359 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: believing in this. Yeah, and he also just read everything 360 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: that was out there. 361 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,080 Speaker 4: But it's like the one coming in and going time 362 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 4: is light and you go, what are you talking about, bastard? 363 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: He Yeah, he was basically reading all the science and 364 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 1: then was able to like pull these different elements out 365 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,119 Speaker 1: and construct his theory out of that. I do have 366 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,600 Speaker 1: a loose theory that like some people are just always high, 367 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,479 Speaker 1: like that's just how their brain chemistry works, and like 368 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 1: he is one of those people. Like the thing about 369 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: him being like a rumple genius who like doesn't have time, 370 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 1: like would show up with like one shoe off and 371 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: like a his hand is not wrong, Like he was 372 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,840 Speaker 1: that guy. He never had like he would have He 373 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: would go on a trip and then have to like 374 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,240 Speaker 1: mail home and be like, could you send my suitcase 375 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 1: with this stuff in it? So he's just a space person. 376 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,639 Speaker 1: He was a space person like constantly. He would read 377 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:21,479 Speaker 1: physics constantly and also like play the violin and like 378 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,919 Speaker 1: he just like really liked to vibe the music and 379 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,480 Speaker 1: think high thoughts. Like essentially one of. 380 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 4: The only fun facts I know about him is that 381 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,159 Speaker 4: they did dissect his brain, because why wouldn't you. Yeah, 382 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 4: and he had a super thick corpus colossum, which is 383 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,159 Speaker 4: the two between the two hemispheres. So it's actually like 384 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 4: he was the Michael Phelps by which I mean genetically 385 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:46,520 Speaker 4: predisposed to just be done right of imaginatively thinking about math. 386 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 1: For people who don't know Michael Phelps is like if 387 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 1: you saw him in person, you would be like, who 388 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:54,239 Speaker 1: is this human caricature? His arms and upper body is 389 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,919 Speaker 1: like massive, and then his legs are like tiny. Uh 390 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: but yeah, and you I mean, and they've. 391 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 4: Done studies showing his body like wicks away lactic acid. 392 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 4: You know, yeah, that's what he called an outlier, Like. 393 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,879 Speaker 1: Shah, yeah, yeah right, yeah, he shouldn't have revealed himself. 394 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,640 Speaker 1: There going to dissect him at the Pentagon at some point. 395 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 1: Right now, it. 396 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,439 Speaker 4: Seems to have had some physical brain structure advantages. 397 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: He was like, I want to be cremated immediately because 398 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,399 Speaker 1: I don't want people to worship at my bones and 399 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: I don't want them to like do weird shit to 400 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: my brain. And they were like, sorry, asshole. And his 401 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 1: brain is in Philadelphia, Like there are pieces of his 402 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: brain at the Morbid Museum in Philadelphia. But yeah, to 403 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 1: your point. Also, like I think one of the things 404 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 1: that was a disconnect for me coming in versus now, 405 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 1: like having done some research about him, is that the 406 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,920 Speaker 1: image I have is old guy sticking his tongue out. 407 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: He wrote like the four scientific papers that invented modern 408 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: physics in a single year when he was I think 409 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 1: twenty six years old. Like he was young, and he 410 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,359 Speaker 1: was a patent clerk, which I also want to get into. 411 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: He basically did the thing that a lot of people 412 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: do when they come out of college and are like, 413 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: I want to do a job that I can do 414 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: while high. The reason he had that patent clerk job 415 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 1: was because he couldn't get a job out of school 416 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,160 Speaker 1: because he was like a lazy student who didn't show 417 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,879 Speaker 1: up to class. The reason I didn't show up to 418 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 1: classes because I was hung over. The reason he didn't 419 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: show up to classes because like he thought his teachers 420 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 1: were like teaching the wrong thing and was just like 421 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,840 Speaker 1: devouring science of his own interest, which I think is 422 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 1: a big part of you know, having this high job 423 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,200 Speaker 1: instead of like working in a lab under a major 424 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,919 Speaker 1: scientist who would like tell him what direction to go in. 425 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,679 Speaker 1: I think allowed him to just like pull all the 426 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,679 Speaker 1: stuff and like follow his brain to this conclusion that 427 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 1: was fucking mind blowing. H let's take a quick break. 428 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:54,720 Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. 429 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,720 Speaker 4: You just unlocked my memory of Oh yeah, that's the 430 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 4: other way people use him double click him as an 431 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 4: icon in life that I've encountered. Now that I'm older, 432 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 4: I don't as much anymore because it's more. 433 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 3: Happened growing up. 434 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 4: But I used to frequently encounter the example, really slacking 435 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 4: off kid, see average or whatever. 436 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: Well, Einstein to see average. So so that's my next one. 437 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 1: That's my next thing that I knew. So I knew 438 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,439 Speaker 1: the picture, I knew the image, I knew equals MC squared, 439 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 1: and I knew that Einstein was a slow childs right, 440 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: that's oh he was. That was the I remember learning 441 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 1: that in like eighth grade because I sucked in math, 442 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: and that was. 443 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 3: The way they would inspire you. 444 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,919 Speaker 1: I remember the room I was in like when I 445 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: learned that, because I was like, oh, hell yeah, there's 446 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,880 Speaker 1: a chance for there have hope. Yeah. 447 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,560 Speaker 2: That was like when I learned like Tiger Woods is 448 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 2: black and Asian, and I went to a golf course 449 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 2: I'm like, well, then here we go. 450 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:57,200 Speaker 1: And no kids sport I'm good at. But yeah, So 451 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 1: the thing that I think most people say is that 452 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,119 Speaker 1: he was a late talker. Teachers dismissed him as slow. 453 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,200 Speaker 1: One of the only contemporary accounts we have of him 454 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,760 Speaker 1: as a baby was from his grandparents, who talked about 455 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 1: him as a well behaved child full of funny ideas, 456 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 1: Like when he was two and a half years old, 457 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,520 Speaker 1: he was introduced to his little sister and he said, yes, 458 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 1: but where are the wheels, which was like, which was 459 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,960 Speaker 1: a bit about like he thought he thought it was 460 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 1: going to be a toy or something. They were like, 461 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 1: and so he's like already doing misguided bits. Yeah, two 462 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:30,679 Speaker 1: and a. 463 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,959 Speaker 3: Half which very like old comedy. 464 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 4: Early. 465 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 1: I know, they said he was a late talker, but 466 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,439 Speaker 1: there's a contemporary account of him like making a joke, 467 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,199 Speaker 1: like an interesting a comic joke at two and a. 468 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,679 Speaker 2: Half years That's what I'm saying, Like, how do you 469 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,719 Speaker 2: scare like if he because I you know, there are 470 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,119 Speaker 2: people that that's like a sign of potential, like you know, 471 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 2: you have some kind of genius or something of late talker, right, yeah. 472 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, and all that kind of thing. There is some 473 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:01,400 Speaker 1: recollections from his parents that they were concerned. So one 474 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,920 Speaker 1: of the anecdotes from him as a child is that 475 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: he would say the sentence that he was about to 476 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 1: say quietly to himself before he would say it out loud, 477 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 1: So he was like kind of weird. But he only 478 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,119 Speaker 1: spoken full sentences, which is like this sign of like 479 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,520 Speaker 1: the people I've met who like only speak in full 480 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,679 Speaker 1: sentences are usually like I'm like, oh, you're like on 481 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: a different level of just like yeah, just like really smart. 482 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,360 Speaker 1: So yeah, that also gave us the good Fella's character 483 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: Jimmy two times, who always says got to get the papers. 484 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,960 Speaker 1: You know, that is based on Einstein. But yeah, there's 485 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,119 Speaker 1: just like all these stories where it's like I don't 486 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,840 Speaker 1: really buy that. Like he was like got the best 487 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,879 Speaker 1: grades in his class, like in elementary school through high school, 488 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,800 Speaker 1: then he went to college and basically was like I'm 489 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 1: doing my own thing on this, And that seems like 490 00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,119 Speaker 1: where this whole idea comes from other than and I 491 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: think this is another important part of like why he's 492 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 1: such a massive icon is he was one of the 493 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,879 Speaker 1: people who said that like people thought he was dumb. 494 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,919 Speaker 1: He was like doing the Drake started from the bottom. 495 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 1: Now we're here a thing like which when you think 496 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,240 Speaker 1: about I keep my brain when I'm thinking about like 497 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,520 Speaker 1: the biggest icons goes to Einstein and Michael Jordan, and 498 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,920 Speaker 1: like if you remember, like Michael Jordan constantly talks about 499 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 1: how he got cut from his high school basketball team. 500 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: Like that's not really true, he got he just like 501 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: didn't make varsity when he was like a sophomore or something. 502 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,160 Speaker 1: But I think there's an element of like self mythologizing, 503 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,920 Speaker 1: like I think he was. 504 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 3: You tend to do that it works, Like. 505 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think it's that if you're this 506 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,240 Speaker 1: level of icon, you have to have all of it. 507 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,600 Speaker 1: You have to have like the amazing contributions. You have 508 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,719 Speaker 1: to have like a look or like something that like 509 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,720 Speaker 1: people can like hang their brain on. And then I 510 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,960 Speaker 1: think you also have to have a somewhat sense of 511 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 1: like building your own methoce and like how that Yeah, 512 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: like telling your story. 513 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 4: Because I think a lot of stories I learned from 514 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 4: my time I cracked about people where flies in the 515 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 4: face of what the story is, like gond to your mother, Teresa, Right, 516 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,680 Speaker 4: it's like they're also master savvy, master marketers of their 517 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 4: own brand, and you're like, well. 518 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 3: Should they be right? 519 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 4: Is that everything was clicking. We're building an empire of 520 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 4: people love here. 521 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: I'm doing miracles over here, man. Yeah. And then there's 522 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: also just like stuff that like what once an image 523 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,439 Speaker 1: is so powerful, like just everything else gets like written 524 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: out of it. Essentially. Other question I have, and this 525 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,400 Speaker 1: is just like a mystery that I'm curious to get 526 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 1: your theories on, is I think that movies are kind 527 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 1: of the ultimate icon factories, or like they they're the 528 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: things that create meaning. They they create the official version 529 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 1: in people's share consciousness of like how a historical event 530 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:07,199 Speaker 1: went down, who a historical figure was. And it's weird 531 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: to me that he hasn't had a major movie made 532 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,240 Speaker 1: about him. There's the movie IQ, which is another thing 533 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: that's like in my brain of Einstein, it's like, oh, 534 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,160 Speaker 1: yeah he was. He co starred with Meg Ryan in 535 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: that movie, which posits the theory that Einstein's the ultimate 536 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: wingman is essentially like, is she the Niece's his niece? Yeah, 537 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,080 Speaker 1: that's what I thought. I remember she's like uncle Albert, 538 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,440 Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know, what fucked me up about 539 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,480 Speaker 1: that movieh So I've talked before about this theory that 540 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 1: William Goldman has that there are some actors that we 541 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: can't accept any time except the present. His example was 542 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: Michael Douglas, Like Michael Douglass needs to be in the 543 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,640 Speaker 1: eighties and like horny, And then they tried to put 544 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 1: him in a movie William Goldman wrote called Ghosts in 545 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 1: the Darkness and it didn't do well, even though it 546 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,360 Speaker 1: tested really well. And his theory was, like, people just 547 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,640 Speaker 1: can't have him be like a lion hunter from the past. 548 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: So I Q I had just assumed that it took 549 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: place in the present and that like Einstein, was like 550 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 1: this mystical figure, because like, I can't put Meg Ryan 551 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: in any other era like she needs she needs to 552 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: be in the nineties, like she she needs to be 553 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,840 Speaker 1: in the present tense. I can't like make sense of her. 554 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,320 Speaker 1: And even like watching the first bit of it, I 555 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,840 Speaker 1: was like, she doesn't really it doesn't really work as 556 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 1: well for some reason. 557 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,080 Speaker 3: That was a classic past though. 558 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:49,640 Speaker 1: Yeahthing slick yeah, yeah, get in here, slick in his hair. Yeah. 559 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,360 Speaker 2: I guess Meg Ryan has what they call now, they 560 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 2: call that iPhone face. 561 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, so the face of someone who's seen it, but 562 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,479 Speaker 1: she has the face of somebody who's, uh, I don't know, 563 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 1: logged onto and here or something. I guess my my question, 564 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,320 Speaker 1: and it's not as weird. What Like the more I 565 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: thought about it, the more like there are scenes from 566 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: his life that make an incredible like it's like very cinematic. 567 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,640 Speaker 1: First of all, the theory of relativity if you have 568 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,720 Speaker 1: the right filmmaker could like make that kind of make 569 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 1: sense and like mind blowing. He was living by a 570 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,960 Speaker 1: train track with a famous clock next to it as 571 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: he realized that like time is like and then used 572 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,760 Speaker 1: that to like make sense of all the things. So 573 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,600 Speaker 1: like it's it's the thing from the movie where you're 574 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 1: like pooling things from around you and then like illustrating 575 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,000 Speaker 1: the shit. Like he literally had the like Agent Kuian 576 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,560 Speaker 1: at the end of Usual Suspects thing where he was 577 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,600 Speaker 1: like shaking time and then like he was also like 578 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 1: at the patent office like working on like synchronizing clocks 579 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: because that was like a big thing that needed to happen. 580 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: There's also a story brand the editor points out of 581 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: him watching a window fall and like that got him 582 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: interested in gravity. That one's probably apocryphal because he wasn't 583 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,600 Speaker 1: a psychopath. He wasn't like, oh, I just watched the 584 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: guy fall off a roof, and now I'm curious about 585 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 1: they don't think that one actually happened. But like he 586 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: has all these things that are like cinematic ingredients. He 587 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: is a good movie character, Like he is this a 588 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,640 Speaker 1: fuddle mess who like plays instruments and is like charming. 589 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 1: And by the way, just because we haven't tended to 590 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 1: picture a guy fucking doesn't mean he wasn't fucking. He 591 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,040 Speaker 1: couldn't make a character in the movie. Like, I think 592 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,760 Speaker 1: you're right that he's kind of like Yoda in our 593 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,240 Speaker 1: mind now, But I mean. 594 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,880 Speaker 3: Well, he's grandpapcorn. 595 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's Grandpa. I think he's like wise. But yeah, 596 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,960 Speaker 1: as Superducer Victor points out, Yoda fucks Like in my 597 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 1: mind Yoda is. 598 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 4: We're very open to a flashback where the grandpapcoor character 599 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,440 Speaker 4: is young and sexy now and we see them. 600 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,080 Speaker 1: Fuck we do that, right any many characters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 601 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,880 Speaker 1: But my theory on why there hasn't been the big 602 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,280 Speaker 1: Einstein movie is like, did you guys see Air, the 603 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: movie about the invention of the first that band playing? Right? 604 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,239 Speaker 1: Different thing but basically the way they treat Jordan is 605 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 1: as if he is. They just don't show his face. 606 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 1: It's almost like the Old Testament. Yeah, it's like the 607 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,120 Speaker 1: Old Testament like treats God, where like if you look 608 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: at his face that it will like melt or something created. 609 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,680 Speaker 3: George Stein. 610 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 1: Like, I feel like if you made a movie about Einstein, 611 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: I think there's a certain level of being so iconic 612 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: that if you make the movie, it just feels like cheapened. 613 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,920 Speaker 1: And then like to your point, like the way he's 614 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: been used is like as this like all knowing wizard 615 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,479 Speaker 1: of everything smart. He's like Yoda mixed with Ironman. And 616 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,680 Speaker 1: if you made a movie where he's not like literally 617 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,719 Speaker 1: conjuring the nuclear particles of physics with his hands, like 618 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 1: you're not going to like match what's in people's mind. Yeah. 619 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 2: I think it's also because so many people know just 620 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,080 Speaker 2: enough about the dumb shit to give them the completely 621 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 2: wrong idea about me. Is that a movie would completely 622 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,400 Speaker 2: go against all of that. Like, for example, I have 623 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 2: like the most superficial idea of Einstein. If he showed 624 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 2: me a trailer and he was like this complex person, 625 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 2: I'd be like, bro, I don't want to see this. Yeah, 626 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 2: like this guy is just the shorthand for me for 627 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 2: genius stuff. So I guess in that sense, but I 628 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 2: guess maybe that's why I need to know that he 629 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,160 Speaker 2: was horny. And then I'm like, okay, well now maybe 630 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,719 Speaker 2: there's something. There's another reason. 631 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,440 Speaker 4: Also interesting that our relationship, since we're talking zeitgeisten icons 632 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,120 Speaker 4: to the because it feels to me like he's specifically 633 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,719 Speaker 4: smart or intelligent, and like D and D players will 634 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,360 Speaker 4: know what I mean when I say someone else owns 635 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 4: like wisdom or like Abe Lincoln has honesty or whatever, 636 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:57,160 Speaker 4: but like he owns smart and right, even though as 637 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,959 Speaker 4: we're describing, it's more that he was high galaxy brains, 638 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 4: but he owns my whole life. He's owned like smart 639 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,240 Speaker 4: and right because he's smart. And what's interesting is actually, 640 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,759 Speaker 4: since I was a kid, we've changed our overall relationship 641 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,400 Speaker 4: with smart. We know disdain smart people and things for 642 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:21,879 Speaker 4: many of us don't think smart is bullshit and fake, right, right, guys, Yeah, yeah, 643 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 4: interesting when your brand is thousands of years long, as 644 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,920 Speaker 4: his will surely be. I always think of going back 645 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,279 Speaker 4: to Beethoven and telling him, you know, like you don't 646 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,440 Speaker 4: have to be a what mass food is, and then 647 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 4: that this fried chicken place is beaming his jingle he 648 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 4: wrote into space to sell fried chicken. Like anything like 649 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,200 Speaker 4: that is so trippy to me. 650 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,800 Speaker 1: I mean, I think the misquotes are a good example, 651 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: a good way of illustrating what you're talking about, because yeah, 652 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:55,360 Speaker 1: like I've heard him misquoted by science people, religious people, 653 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,120 Speaker 1: people who hate making the same mistakes twice. I guess, 654 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: like basketball fans, people who hate education, smart people, atheist democrats, Republicans, 655 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 1: Like I don't think there's anyone else like that. I 656 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,400 Speaker 1: feel like there's nobody else who is just like it 657 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,840 Speaker 1: used as an authority on like fucking everything, like across 658 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,920 Speaker 1: the board. Everyone's just like, yeah, but that's Einstein, And 659 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 1: if he said that, then we're right on this one. 660 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,320 Speaker 1: Mark another one up for the people who hate making 661 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: the same mistake twice. 662 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,600 Speaker 4: But I think there's people who like these are the 663 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 4: kinds of people that mostly get when the quote is misattributed. 664 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,440 Speaker 3: It's usually in the form of an image. 665 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 4: Macro right, is what we're thinking about, like the Facebook's 666 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,080 Speaker 4: curly cue text and a black and white image of 667 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,239 Speaker 4: the person. And I feel like I'm I see a 668 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,279 Speaker 4: lot of Churchill's still gets play in this. 669 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,439 Speaker 1: Churchilli gets some play. 670 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, where it's like it must be right 671 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,640 Speaker 4: because they said it, I'm trying to link into Lincoln. 672 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,120 Speaker 1: Is like, well, if he said it Mark Twain also, 673 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,719 Speaker 1: I said yeah, yeah, Twain gets that. See. And Einstein 674 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 1: was in many ways cosplaying as Mark Twain, so he 675 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,279 Speaker 1: knew he was intentionally making himself iconic. 676 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 4: Car but only on the liberal side. It's like if 677 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 4: George Carlin said it, you're a fucking square if you 678 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 4: don't vibe with that magic. 679 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 1: And the Republicans just take Carling quotes and be like Einstein, 680 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,719 Speaker 1: Bill said that offhandedly to me or something. You never 681 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:23,000 Speaker 1: see a man taking a ship running at full speed Einstein, Einstein, 682 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,200 Speaker 1: I just some better quotes than the ones that are 683 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 1: out there. Of God doesn't play dice. And the definition 684 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,880 Speaker 1: of stupidity is making the same mistake twice. When he 685 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,560 Speaker 1: was first struck by scientific wonder, so this is him 686 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: seeing a needle respond to the invisible magnetic force in 687 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,240 Speaker 1: a compass, and it occurred to him that something deeply 688 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,880 Speaker 1: hidden had to be behind things. That's something that occurred 689 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,840 Speaker 1: when he was four five. 690 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,000 Speaker 4: Surely figured that one out, but he doesn't really exist 691 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,759 Speaker 4: stand in for he is going to the list for 692 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:01,640 Speaker 4: can't be wrong. 693 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, luck. 694 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: And then like as he was taking the patent clerk job, 695 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,120 Speaker 1: he had like something dismissive to say. Somebody was like, 696 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: this job's really boring, you don't want it, and he 697 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,520 Speaker 1: was like, some people think everything's boring. I'm never bored 698 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,439 Speaker 1: and like it just like his fascination with everything, It's 699 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,880 Speaker 1: not as pithy, but it like cuts to what I 700 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,799 Speaker 1: think is the takeaway from him is that he was 701 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,120 Speaker 1: just like constantly engaged, constantly like fascinated with everything around him, 702 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,880 Speaker 1: constantly like reading, learning. So Walter Isaacson like has this 703 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 1: like Genius trilogy or whatever where he's like written about 704 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 1: Steve Jobs and Albert Einstein, and I think he has 705 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: like a very American author like individualism point of view. 706 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,000 Speaker 1: But even like in his biography, like Einstein's constantly like 707 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,719 Speaker 1: making groups of friends around him who are like the 708 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,799 Speaker 1: people who are like minded and are curious about the 709 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,560 Speaker 1: same stuff, and so like he is like building this 710 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,560 Speaker 1: world of community, which I think gets written out of 711 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,280 Speaker 1: a lot of like how we think about him. Walter 712 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 1: Isacson keeps being like he's this lone wolf, but like 713 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 1: constantly when he's like coming to these conclusions, he's just 714 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 1: like working with his smartest, craziest friends and like talking 715 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 1: with them and like bouncing ideas off of them, and 716 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,399 Speaker 1: like talking into the early hours of the night and shit. 717 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,120 Speaker 4: Oh well, so the Newton quote, if I've seen farts 718 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,200 Speaker 4: because I stood on the shoulders of giants, I feel 719 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,759 Speaker 4: like it's going to come on. That's another thing, is 720 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,319 Speaker 4: like you can't just be good at marketing. If you're 721 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,560 Speaker 4: an icon, you definitely have to be comfortable with absorbing 722 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 4: the credit of whole teams of people into your nstorical legacy, 723 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,799 Speaker 4: because no one actually does this stuff without bouncing it 724 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,919 Speaker 4: off their friends and stuff. But sorry, I just got 725 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 4: to tell this one because maybe you can say whether 726 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,000 Speaker 4: it's true or false. But there's a phrase, if you're bored, 727 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,960 Speaker 4: then you're boring, you unlocked. Like a core childhood memory 728 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,840 Speaker 4: of the anecdote my dad would tell us about Einstein 729 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,640 Speaker 4: was that he thought of the theory of cosmological constant 730 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,560 Speaker 4: while looking at the clock on the wall in school, 731 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,000 Speaker 4: wishing that it would go faster so the day would 732 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,240 Speaker 4: end being bored, and then slowly musing on the idea 733 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,719 Speaker 4: that it's actually later than it looks like, because it 734 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,160 Speaker 4: takes some amount of time for the photons to reach 735 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,319 Speaker 4: your eye turn into a brain signal, and for me 736 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,000 Speaker 4: to know what time it is. And then he extrapolated 737 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,880 Speaker 4: that out to the general theory of relativity, probably totally 738 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,000 Speaker 4: like copping down the cherry tree just to store whole shit. No, 739 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,880 Speaker 4: he's so illustrational to me, just the illustration that that 740 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,520 Speaker 4: story gives of, Like the universe is it's a miracle, 741 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,319 Speaker 4: there's even anything versus nothing. There's no real reason to 742 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 4: be bored per se. 743 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,080 Speaker 1: Right, he has said many things that was like, basically 744 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,280 Speaker 1: I was just constantly like I had the same questions 745 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,680 Speaker 1: as everyone else. I just stuck with them longer and 746 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,680 Speaker 1: like a lot of the questions that he ended up 747 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,759 Speaker 1: solving with his like Great series were things that first 748 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,319 Speaker 1: occurred to him when he was like twelve, Like he 749 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,239 Speaker 1: had this vision of himself riding a beam of light. 750 00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,959 Speaker 1: I was like, what would the rest of the world 751 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,600 Speaker 1: looked like to me as I'm riding a beam of light? 752 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:07,040 Speaker 1: And he answered that a decade later after like getting 753 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,759 Speaker 1: his like while getting his doctorate, by the way. His 754 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,759 Speaker 1: PhD had nothing to do with his like big discoveries. 755 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: It was just like a thing. He was like, Fuck, 756 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,919 Speaker 1: I need to get a PhD so people will start 757 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,439 Speaker 1: calling me doctor. It'll be good for the brand essentially. Uh. 758 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,040 Speaker 1: And so he got a PhD. His doctoral thesis was 759 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: on viscosity and it ended up being something that like 760 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,240 Speaker 1: people used to this day, like engineers have used throughout 761 00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,239 Speaker 1: the twentieth century. And it was just like kind of 762 00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,640 Speaker 1: a thing. He tossed off, throw away PhD. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 763 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,520 Speaker 4: I love that the whole slime industry is built on 764 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,280 Speaker 4: this paper. 765 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think they said dairy. It's like 766 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,760 Speaker 1: a lot of doors. 767 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 4: You know who gets it, Ben Franklin and Ben Franklin, 768 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,520 Speaker 4: Edison where you go and he invented this and that 769 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,520 Speaker 4: and that and this and that and this and this 770 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,520 Speaker 4: and that, And you're. 771 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,400 Speaker 1: Like, yeah, are you sure? 772 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,279 Speaker 3: I don't. 773 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,799 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, 774 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 1: and we're back. So I do want to get to 775 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,680 Speaker 1: the question that we want to ask of all of 776 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,560 Speaker 1: our icons. In a hypothetical universe where this person was 777 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: existing in the modern news cycle, would he have been 778 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:37,200 Speaker 1: on the Epstein flight logs. Would would he have express. 779 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,840 Speaker 4: Taking credit for many who will remain faceless and absorbing 780 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,520 Speaker 4: their story into his own. 781 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I will say, like a lot of the 782 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,160 Speaker 1: things people you know that if you dig a little 783 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,040 Speaker 1: bit deeper, people are like Einstein was kind of a freak. 784 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,160 Speaker 1: He married his cousin. 785 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,920 Speaker 3: Did you see that tongue out? 786 00:41:55,239 --> 00:42:00,200 Speaker 1: That's not a political established sending a signal? Right there. 787 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,200 Speaker 3: We know he wasn't a groomer. 788 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,440 Speaker 1: We know that. So he married the only woman in 789 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,759 Speaker 1: his college physics program. They had two children, and then 790 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,520 Speaker 1: he divorced her and married his cousin. 791 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,680 Speaker 3: Was that after he became like a rock star. 792 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,919 Speaker 1: Yes, it was like, as he was becoming a rock star, 793 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:24,880 Speaker 1: he married his cousin. 794 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,040 Speaker 4: The archis of course classic that you get rich and 795 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 4: famous and you trade up your spouse. 796 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,320 Speaker 3: But I love it, like just waiting for the clout 797 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 3: to marry that hotcomer. 798 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 799 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,799 Speaker 2: Also she should have known. She's like, I was the 800 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:42,640 Speaker 2: only woman in the class, and yeah, find you, let's go. 801 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll keep my seat warm. 802 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,520 Speaker 1: This is a weird I looked up how common is 803 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,040 Speaker 1: it to marry your cousin? And you're googling that book? No, 804 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,440 Speaker 1: google a list. I google that every day just to 805 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,799 Speaker 1: see what the latest numbers are. To be fair, I've 806 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,200 Speaker 1: met your cousin. He's really yeah, he's the best. Uh. 807 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,880 Speaker 1: Slightly over ten percent of all marriages worldwide are estimated 808 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,440 Speaker 1: to be between second cousins or closer or closer damn 809 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 1: second or closer? Was his second or second his was first? 810 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,760 Speaker 1: In like multiple places. 811 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:18,839 Speaker 3: It's like. 812 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,600 Speaker 1: It was a It was a real tangled web. The 813 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,360 Speaker 1: overall rate appears to be declining, says Wikipedia on the 814 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,280 Speaker 1: Wikipedia page cousin marriage. 815 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,200 Speaker 4: The guy had compiled that day, which is. 816 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:38,040 Speaker 1: Right, But I also think maybe not that uncommon at 817 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:42,120 Speaker 1: the time. I guess, because you know, it's ten percent 818 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,759 Speaker 1: now and it's declining. 819 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,120 Speaker 4: I'm trying to factor in people who get married without 820 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,120 Speaker 4: realizing that they're distant cousins. But I guess that wouldn't 821 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,000 Speaker 4: make it into this data set because now, no, right, 822 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,320 Speaker 4: so these are the people who are like, yes, sir. 823 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, goddamn right, I did Oh gross, second cousins. No, 824 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 1: my first cousins. 825 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,760 Speaker 3: Provable cousin marriages. 826 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,960 Speaker 1: Wait, but did they have kids? They didn't have kids? Right, 827 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,600 Speaker 1: they didn't have kids. She already had daughters but there 828 00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,600 Speaker 1: is like some question as to whether he as he 829 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,840 Speaker 1: was about to marry his cousin, started wondering if he 830 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 1: should marry his cousin's daughter. But like, there's there's a 831 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:27,040 Speaker 1: smart have I mentioned that, very incredibly smart. He had 832 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,080 Speaker 1: affairs constantly, So this is this is one of those 833 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,360 Speaker 1: things where you're like, oh, you don't say uh. He 834 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:38,120 Speaker 1: had this theory on monogamy that it wasn't a natural 835 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 1: state of man or a woman, and didn't feel particularly 836 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:46,080 Speaker 1: guilty about sleeping around. Also didn't seem to mind when 837 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,520 Speaker 1: like his wife had a relationship with somebody else. Was 838 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,040 Speaker 1: kind of just a freak like that, you know. So 839 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,879 Speaker 1: after general relativity was proven in nineteen nineteen, Einstein became 840 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,120 Speaker 1: an international celebrity. Women through themselves at him. One scientist 841 00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,120 Speaker 1: friend said that I Einstein attracted women like a magnet 842 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:08,000 Speaker 1: attracts filings. 843 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,680 Speaker 3: Or like filings attracted. 844 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 1: Elegant women would show up to show up at Einstein's 845 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680 Speaker 1: house at night, whisk him away, and return him in 846 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 1: the morning. Einstein didn't complain. So my theory is, and 847 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,719 Speaker 1: now I'm not going to say this with full confidence, 848 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,520 Speaker 1: I don't think Einstein would be on the flight logs 849 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,680 Speaker 1: for the same reason that like Mick Jagger wasn't you know, 850 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:34,960 Speaker 1: like they didn't necessarily need to be constantly having He 851 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,440 Speaker 1: didn't need help, You didn't need the help. Yeah, it's more. 852 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,520 Speaker 4: Like a Ben Franklin, where by all accounts you're like, yeah, 853 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,640 Speaker 4: he fucked around and everyone knew he fucked around, and 854 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,400 Speaker 4: he was like, I'm rich and famous, I'm going to 855 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,720 Speaker 4: fuck around. If you can't get with that Franklin baby, 856 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,560 Speaker 4: something a little better than being on the island. I 857 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,800 Speaker 4: don't think he'd be on the locks. 858 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's also I think also based on 859 00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,600 Speaker 2: how Epstein was around scientist, he'd probably be like, Dude, 860 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,279 Speaker 2: I can't be around this fucking guy. 861 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,560 Speaker 1: He keeps telling me about fucking science. Yeah, any other 862 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,480 Speaker 1: things that you guys know about him before I get 863 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,560 Speaker 1: to like some of the stuff that gets written out 864 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,839 Speaker 1: of his story that I don't think has like made 865 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:19,319 Speaker 1: it into his iconography that I think is pretty cool 866 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,680 Speaker 1: and should be in the movie if we ever get it. 867 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,480 Speaker 1: No interrupting is my natural state. 868 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,239 Speaker 3: Ready to go? 869 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking rang the rag dry up top when 870 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:35,200 Speaker 1: I say yeah, all right, First of all, just a 871 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,360 Speaker 1: weird like nature nurture thing. He was born in Ulm, Germany, 872 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,600 Speaker 1: and in a very clever bit of German wordplay, Ulm's 873 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 1: motto is omentuska, which it just means Olm people are mathematicians, 874 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,320 Speaker 1: so which you would be like, that's crazy, like is 875 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,560 Speaker 1: there something in the water. But he moved out of 876 00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:01,480 Speaker 1: there pretty quickly, so his dad was like a mathematician. 877 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Speaker 1: And so I don't know, on the on the shoulders 878 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:09,080 Speaker 1: of matimati kai maybe like the other thing, just the 879 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 1: high job I think is incredibly important, like the fact 880 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,360 Speaker 1: that he was able to just work and like put 881 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 1: all this shit together, like as he was like applying 882 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,880 Speaker 1: to all these academic positions where if he had gotten those, 883 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,719 Speaker 1: they would have had him working on whatever their priorities were. 884 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,440 Speaker 1: So I think just like this young genius who you know, 885 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,719 Speaker 1: was constantly smoking and just not able to keep track 886 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,320 Speaker 1: of anything, would make a pretty good movie. And then 887 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,480 Speaker 1: the other thing is that he was a democratic socialist 888 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,399 Speaker 1: his whole life, which I think just gets written out 889 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,640 Speaker 1: of it because you know, we don't like those in 890 00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,239 Speaker 1: the mainstream and so like that's not a thing that 891 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,359 Speaker 1: people really think about. But he was first of all 892 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 1: faced a bunch of anti Semitism. And that's like continued 893 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:03,480 Speaker 1: where people refer to like relativism as like a Jewish 894 00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:08,600 Speaker 1: perspective and like a hallmark of like the Semitic wave. 895 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,400 Speaker 3: He squared, Yeah, what. 896 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,560 Speaker 1: The I hear that? 897 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,840 Speaker 2: The craziest shit to be, Like, I don't know, man, energy, 898 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,880 Speaker 2: Really you. 899 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,719 Speaker 1: Might say it like he might have had to get 900 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,560 Speaker 1: that high job because of anti Semitism. So I'm just saying, guys, 901 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,120 Speaker 1: don't knock it. No, I'm not saying that. But after 902 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,760 Speaker 1: his experience as a Jew and fascist Germany, he refused 903 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,520 Speaker 1: to stay silent when he saw injustices perpetrated In the 904 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,760 Speaker 1: United States, the treatment of black Americans was particularly appalling 905 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,759 Speaker 1: to Einstein. In nineteen thirty one, he published editorials criticizing 906 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,800 Speaker 1: the notorious Scottsboro Boys trial. In forty six, he told 907 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,600 Speaker 1: the graduating class of Lincoln University, which is the oldest 908 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,840 Speaker 1: historically black college in the US, the separation of colored 909 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 1: people from white people in the United States is not 910 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 1: a disease of colored people. It's a disease of white people. 911 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,000 Speaker 1: I don't tend to be quiet about it. Did he 912 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,239 Speaker 1: actually say that? Though? That is from a speech after 913 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,880 Speaker 1: he was famous, so Mark Twain, Yeah, that's right. And 914 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,120 Speaker 1: then Princeton was de facto segregated as a town, and 915 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,560 Speaker 1: in nineteen thirty seven, Marion Anderson played a concert in 916 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,160 Speaker 1: Princeton was denied a room at the local inn, and 917 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,160 Speaker 1: he invited her to stay at his home and they 918 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,880 Speaker 1: became close friends. And then when W. E. B. Du 919 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,239 Speaker 1: Boys was put on trial as a foreign agent during 920 00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,760 Speaker 1: the Red Scare of the fifties, he volunteered to testify 921 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,920 Speaker 1: as a character witness. And when the judge was like, 922 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:40,560 Speaker 1: fucking Einstein's going to testify, he dismissed the case. Oh 923 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,880 Speaker 1: that's amazing. 924 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,799 Speaker 4: Oh shit, fucking was already working for you, because that 925 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,080 Speaker 4: he knew. Because again, like one of the one I 926 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,920 Speaker 4: always think about is Bobby Fisher, who, if people don't know, 927 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,560 Speaker 4: was was the best chess player ever. And think of that, 928 00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,759 Speaker 4: like if that's all you are, that's your that's your 929 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,400 Speaker 4: eye kinic thing. And there's this if you see him 930 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:07,200 Speaker 4: in documentaries, he's so narcissistic and so into himself, his 931 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:12,479 Speaker 4: own myth, and it's it's like, let's play badminton, mother, 932 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,640 Speaker 4: Like all you do is such a niche thing. You 933 00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,359 Speaker 4: gotta calm him down, or that's why everyone needs humility, right, 934 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,360 Speaker 4: that's why there's no such thing as a trillionaire that 935 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,000 Speaker 4: deserves to be because life is short and there's no 936 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,120 Speaker 4: way you can master everything and accomplish everything. People who 937 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,359 Speaker 4: say they did are lying. So it's just like very 938 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,920 Speaker 4: funny to me that a judge would be like Einstein objected. 939 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,320 Speaker 3: I can't say you're wrong, Einstein. 940 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:44,000 Speaker 5: But it's just am I gonna say, it's so funny 941 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,239 Speaker 5: that they got Lostein? 942 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,560 Speaker 1: But my is so. 943 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,239 Speaker 2: That the myth is so large that in illegal proceeding, 944 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,799 Speaker 2: the judge is like, dude, exactly, the fact that you're 945 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,720 Speaker 2: even gonna pull up with Albert Einstein? That's yeah, man, maybe, yeah, fine, 946 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,960 Speaker 2: you're not a communist. 947 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,239 Speaker 3: Did you even see the car accident? Einstein? 948 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:08,879 Speaker 5: No? 949 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:14,160 Speaker 3: But accidents involved physics. That's true. That's fair, sir. I'm sorry, sir, sorry. 950 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 1: Are you calling me a liar? No? God, Jesus Christ, dude, 951 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,399 Speaker 1: no never, never, never, You're right? 952 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,839 Speaker 3: Should I called Jesus Christ? 953 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:25,880 Speaker 1: You're a little girl. I actually have his number, just 954 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,879 Speaker 1: a complete idiot's idea of by. 955 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:29,879 Speaker 3: Know each other. 956 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,520 Speaker 1: He probably knows no him, he call Jesus on me 957 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,880 Speaker 1: as for how amara. So that's you know, how he 958 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,520 Speaker 1: felt about America, and like as for how America felt 959 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,399 Speaker 1: about him. So he and Elsa, his cousin wife, left 960 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,840 Speaker 1: Germany in nineteen thirty two came to America. Hitler was 961 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,160 Speaker 1: named chancellor in nineteen thirty three, so he got out 962 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,640 Speaker 1: just in time. There was opposition against welcoming Einstein as 963 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,359 Speaker 1: an American citizen. The American Legion and a group called 964 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:59,000 Speaker 1: the Women Patriot Corporation lodge complaints with the State Department, 965 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,160 Speaker 1: accusing Einstein of being a Communist. Not even Stalin himself 966 00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:07,120 Speaker 1: was affiliated with so many communist groups, they said, and 967 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:11,560 Speaker 1: American religious leaders denounced his theories as atheistic and immoral. 968 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,600 Speaker 1: And then the FBI, who, as we know, always on 969 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,920 Speaker 1: the right side of things, the FBI immediately started keeping 970 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,680 Speaker 1: a file on Einstein and his subversive activities. When he 971 00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,160 Speaker 1: died in nineteen fifty five, his FBI file was one thousand, 972 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:30,000 Speaker 1: four hundred and twenty seven pages long, and just what 973 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,840 Speaker 1: just a list of all these like women he was 974 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,120 Speaker 1: banging with something probably probably a lot of compromant. 975 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,640 Speaker 4: Hey, I think I figured out that gravity is, you know, 976 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,880 Speaker 4: emergent from the actual curvature space time. You can think 977 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,160 Speaker 4: of it as almost like a blanket with weighted balls 978 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,160 Speaker 4: on it. I'm watching you, Einstein. 979 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:59,040 Speaker 5: Sound communists about to knock that shit off signed guys 980 00:52:59,040 --> 00:52:59,720 Speaker 5: to this guy. 981 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:06,680 Speaker 1: Watch knock that shit off, but which they investigated claims, 982 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,719 Speaker 1: including that he was a Russian spy when he lived 983 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,960 Speaker 1: in Berlin, that he was organizing a communist takeover of Hollywood. 984 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,440 Speaker 1: They were so worried about that one. He was working 985 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,359 Speaker 1: on a death ray, like truly like six year old shit. 986 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,439 Speaker 1: But I do think like the FBI really like, as 987 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,760 Speaker 1: we're working through different icons, like having a long FBI 988 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,200 Speaker 1: rap sheet is like kind of that that is a 989 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,000 Speaker 1: helpful right ingredient. He was Also he was a pacifist. 990 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,439 Speaker 1: He was really like, you know, I think the movie 991 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,560 Speaker 1: Oppenheimer does cover this part, so I'm not going to 992 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,640 Speaker 1: go too far into it. But he wrote a letter 993 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,359 Speaker 1: to a FDR being like, we think the Germans might 994 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,279 Speaker 1: be looking into using you know, this approach to an 995 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,760 Speaker 1: atomic weapon. So like they used that letter to justify 996 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,080 Speaker 1: the Manhattan Project and he felt really, uh, you know, 997 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,080 Speaker 1: fucked up about that for the rest of his life 998 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,040 Speaker 1: and called it the biggest mistake of his life and 999 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,400 Speaker 1: then like was really heavily involved and like anti nuclear 1000 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,360 Speaker 1: proliferation throughout the course of his life. And then I 1001 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,200 Speaker 1: will just say the image we associate him with is 1002 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,160 Speaker 1: old Einstein. All the great theories came out from twenty 1003 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,840 Speaker 1: six to like mid thirties, essentially, like I think a 1004 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,640 Speaker 1: thing that you see with people who gained that much 1005 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,919 Speaker 1: fame and attention, they're given power to, like, as we've seen, 1006 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,240 Speaker 1: like be smart about everything, and like for the last 1007 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,000 Speaker 1: part of his scientific career he was like kind of 1008 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,200 Speaker 1: wrong about a lot of stuff. Like his early theories 1009 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,160 Speaker 1: were incredible, but he was like kind of wrong about 1010 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,600 Speaker 1: quantum stuff. But like it was that was stuff that 1011 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,600 Speaker 1: like kind of came later. So I just like when. 1012 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,880 Speaker 4: Seby lose him, you have your career and then you 1013 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,160 Speaker 4: slowly fall out of and other people have to pick 1014 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:47,680 Speaker 4: a the torch. 1015 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,320 Speaker 3: He's just like anyone else in Marrigan. 1016 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like ja rule. As you pointed out early on, Michael, 1017 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:56,040 Speaker 1: like the thing that drove his theory was like kind 1018 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,799 Speaker 1: of pooling all these things and being like a unified 1019 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:03,520 Speaker 1: theory of the universe. And then along comes quantum mechanics 1020 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,279 Speaker 1: and is like, actually this like behaves completely differently, and 1021 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,600 Speaker 1: he was like, I don't know in my experience. 1022 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,160 Speaker 4: Well that you don't know, And of course is like, 1023 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,800 Speaker 4: well the professor from Futurama as a big one point, 1024 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,400 Speaker 4: but it is true, is like, it's highly likely that 1025 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,920 Speaker 4: we're not shaped right to fully comprehend everything about the 1026 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,480 Speaker 4: universe because we wouldn't need to be to survive within 1027 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:34,320 Speaker 4: its womb. Uh So it might literally be like certain things. 1028 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,560 Speaker 4: It might be true that you can imagine things that 1029 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,719 Speaker 4: can't exist. You can imagine time travel but it's not possible. 1030 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,359 Speaker 4: Or you could imagine knowing everything, but that's not really 1031 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,560 Speaker 4: a valid question. 1032 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,120 Speaker 1: In a way that we'll never even be able to comprehend. 1033 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:47,960 Speaker 3: Why what do you mean? 1034 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,080 Speaker 4: It's not a bad question, it doesn't matter. It's all 1035 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,680 Speaker 4: above your pay grade. Like I think the professor says 1036 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,640 Speaker 4: something like science never ends. Yeah, whether that's good or bad, 1037 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,920 Speaker 4: we're still very very far from well that's that what we're. 1038 00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:06,960 Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, closed. I will say he died. 1039 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,920 Speaker 1: He died from a birthday order on April eighteenth, nineteen 1040 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,960 Speaker 1: fifty five, at seventy six. And I'm just saying, if 1041 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:17,160 Speaker 1: he was so smart about science, heart science. 1042 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,520 Speaker 2: That's how you know he wouldn't be in the Epstein 1043 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,440 Speaker 2: files because he would have lived a lot longer. Probably true, 1044 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:23,520 Speaker 2: way too. 1045 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,080 Speaker 1: Died way too young. Einstein was stabbed in the back 1046 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:33,680 Speaker 1: to death. It was all a suicide that pierced with 1047 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,520 Speaker 1: a dagger. On the levels of relative iconography, I'll say 1048 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,839 Speaker 1: I think he's like near the top of the list. Tear, Yeah, yeah, 1049 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,560 Speaker 1: I think he's the I think he's really like I'll 1050 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,520 Speaker 1: put it this way, Michael Jordan is the most iconic 1051 00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,040 Speaker 1: person of I think my lifetime as far as the 1052 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:57,279 Speaker 1: like us shared consciousness goes. And there's an actor named 1053 00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,359 Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan. He just added an initial and that 1054 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,040 Speaker 1: was another. 1055 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,040 Speaker 3: We were like, we'll take yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1056 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,759 Speaker 1: Albert Brooks had to change his whole lass name. His 1057 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,720 Speaker 1: name was Albert Einstein. He changed it to Brooks because 1058 00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,600 Speaker 1: that's how powerful Albert Einstein is. Is that like you 1059 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:18,280 Speaker 1: couldn't even couldn't be like Albert D. Einstein. People be like, 1060 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,880 Speaker 1: what the fuck up? Yeah, piece of shit? Thank you 1061 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:26,960 Speaker 1: guys for joining us. Oh yes, Michael sway, yeah, is 1062 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,280 Speaker 1: there where can people find you? Follow you? All that 1063 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:30,760 Speaker 1: good stuff? 1064 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,400 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, okay, I wasn't sure if we were 1065 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,800 Speaker 4: out out or I was plugging. So since I get 1066 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,160 Speaker 4: a chance to plug, you catch me at an odd time. No, 1067 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,680 Speaker 4: I don't work at cracked anymore. They laid me off again, 1068 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,160 Speaker 4: and I was working for Microsoft Xbox writing much of 1069 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,520 Speaker 4: their material that came to a conclusion as well. So 1070 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:53,000 Speaker 4: I am quite happily full time, devoted to just my 1071 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:58,560 Speaker 4: podcast network and raising my baby son and terrified about income. 1072 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,720 Speaker 4: So if you want to go pay my podcast network, 1073 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,080 Speaker 4: they delverate small Beans and we just patreon dot com 1074 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,800 Speaker 4: slash small means you can find all the free stuff 1075 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,760 Speaker 4: by just searching small Beans wherever you get podcasts. But 1076 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,800 Speaker 4: we just launched our brand new Battlestar Galactica watch along series. 1077 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,120 Speaker 4: That's me and Cody Johnson of Some More News watching 1078 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:22,720 Speaker 4: every episode of Battlestar Galaxica in order. And I am 1079 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,400 Speaker 4: the guy who is a huge treky but has never 1080 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:28,040 Speaker 4: seen Battlestar od. He's the guy who's seen it one 1081 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,240 Speaker 4: hundred times. It's his favorite show. And I don't know 1082 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,680 Speaker 4: who's the Cylon, and I'm guessing in real time and 1083 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,320 Speaker 4: all that kinds of stuff. It's really fun but we 1084 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:42,840 Speaker 4: do tons of stuff, mostly deep readings of film, television, 1085 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,880 Speaker 4: and video games. 1086 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's a great it's a 1087 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,080 Speaker 1: great network. Everybody should go. 1088 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,920 Speaker 4: So sorry, sorry, because you guys got a great audience 1089 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,120 Speaker 4: and people always roll through. 1090 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,040 Speaker 1: So I did want to say. 1091 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,480 Speaker 4: My very last video on Cracks that came out a 1092 00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,440 Speaker 4: couple months ago was a two hour, feature length, fully 1093 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,440 Speaker 4: scripted crack style essay bit on the entire history of 1094 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:08,760 Speaker 4: Groundskeeper Willie that involved me ingesting and cutting apart and 1095 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,840 Speaker 4: reassembling all thirty two seasons of The Simpsons. 1096 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,880 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's one of the its. 1097 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,800 Speaker 4: It's like a movie I made real and I already 1098 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,840 Speaker 4: knew I was getting fired. I just did it for 1099 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,840 Speaker 4: the fans to have something cool to go out on. 1100 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:25,200 Speaker 4: So go check out my exhaustive two hour video about groundskeeper. 1101 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,520 Speaker 1: Really, and I think we can all safely say fuck 1102 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,760 Speaker 1: cracked again. Were glad to say that again? Yeah? Yeah, 1103 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:35,640 Speaker 1: it won't impact me financially. Well, that sounds amazing and 1104 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:39,400 Speaker 1: everybody should go subscribe to small Beans, great network, so 1105 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,439 Speaker 1: much funny content coming out over that. 1106 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,160 Speaker 3: Whoever started it should be run out of town on 1107 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:44,440 Speaker 3: a rail. 1108 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:51,560 Speaker 1: Absolutely, ashole all right, that was fun. That was fun, 1109 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,640 Speaker 1: you guys, Here is the stuff some things I missed. 1110 00:59:55,640 --> 01:00:00,000 Speaker 1: This is no, no, no, no, notebook don't that was perfect. 1111 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,160 Speaker 1: We should just clip that and use that over and 1112 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,520 Speaker 1: over again, maybe add some sound effects. We don't have 1113 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:09,720 Speaker 1: sound drops just yet. We're remarkably ill prepared for this 1114 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,920 Speaker 1: new version of this show. We don't even have a 1115 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,200 Speaker 1: dang title. All right, here's some stuff I found interesting 1116 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,520 Speaker 1: that I couldn't remember to bring up while talking to 1117 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,200 Speaker 1: Michael and Miles. The definition of insanity line. We talked 1118 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,320 Speaker 1: about that a lot, But the origin I think history 1119 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,880 Speaker 1: dot Com I found the origin. So the line the 1120 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,680 Speaker 1: definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and 1121 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,360 Speaker 1: over again and expecting different results has also been wrongly 1122 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,880 Speaker 1: attributed to Benjamin Franklin. So I think we talked about 1123 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,800 Speaker 1: how there is just like a group of smart guy 1124 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,280 Speaker 1: icons that we're just like, yeah, say he said it. 1125 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,400 Speaker 1: But the ultimate quotable Einstein, an authoritative compilation of his 1126 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,840 Speaker 1: most memorable utterances, identified the quote as a misattribution and 1127 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:57,200 Speaker 1: mentioned its use in the nineteen eighty three novel Sudden 1128 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,560 Speaker 1: Death by Rita may Brown. This is a sort of 1129 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:04,120 Speaker 1: Roman novel about a professional tennis player, and for some 1130 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,320 Speaker 1: reason they wanted to say Einstein said that thing. Also 1131 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,120 Speaker 1: worth noting a paperback from the eighties. I think it 1132 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,640 Speaker 1: was like a spy novel gave us the historic myth 1133 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,040 Speaker 1: that ick bienign Berliner means I'm a donut. Those paperbacks 1134 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,840 Speaker 1: were just making shit up in the eighties and we 1135 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:27,160 Speaker 1: were gobbling it down. Just talking about Einstein's servant looks 1136 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:32,200 Speaker 1: the sloppy genius vibe. Something I've noticed. My son plays 1137 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,840 Speaker 1: a lot of chess, and like a lot of the 1138 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:37,320 Speaker 1: big chess players have this like really messy chess hair, 1139 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,160 Speaker 1: not chess hair, messy hair that is called chess hair. 1140 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,480 Speaker 1: That I have to think if Einstein just had like 1141 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,960 Speaker 1: a neatly cropped fade or like a butt cut, that 1142 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:53,080 Speaker 1: that's what they'd be rocking Einstein, messy bitch. I don't 1143 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,360 Speaker 1: have all the quotes, but all these scientists is one 1144 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,880 Speaker 1: thing you get from the biography about him is like 1145 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:03,320 Speaker 1: all these scientists were just constantly writing letters back and 1146 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,880 Speaker 1: forth and just ethering each other all the time, and 1147 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:09,000 Speaker 1: he was known to do that in a very friendly way. 1148 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,200 Speaker 1: One o the things so instead of the he was 1149 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,680 Speaker 1: a slow witted child anecdote that doesn't seem to be 1150 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,760 Speaker 1: particularly true. One cool thing that I think we could 1151 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,160 Speaker 1: take from his early life is that he was a 1152 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:27,040 Speaker 1: huge sci fi reader. He devoured popular science writing of 1153 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,960 Speaker 1: the late nineteenth century, so you know, nerd alert, but 1154 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:34,360 Speaker 1: also just so much science fiction, which I don't know. 1155 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,720 Speaker 1: I think that's a cool thing to tell kids who 1156 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:40,000 Speaker 1: want to think I'm a little like Einstein in many ways. 1157 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,800 Speaker 1: I think the image of him writing a Beam of Light. 1158 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,160 Speaker 1: He said that he was at least partially inspired by 1159 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:51,200 Speaker 1: science fiction writing because they knew that light had a 1160 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:56,200 Speaker 1: speed and wrote some interesting thought experiments and stories about that, 1161 01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:00,640 Speaker 1: which also the importance of sci fi in leading to 1162 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,680 Speaker 1: scientific discovery and like shaping scientific imagination and creative thinking. 1163 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,880 Speaker 1: A little anecdote related to that, China believed so much 1164 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,600 Speaker 1: in that idea that like that there was a point 1165 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,800 Speaker 1: where they were like, we're not making as much scientific 1166 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,520 Speaker 1: progress in our labs as we would like. And due 1167 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,400 Speaker 1: to finding out that like a lot of these scientific 1168 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,320 Speaker 1: geniuses were huge sci fi readers, they created a prize 1169 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,840 Speaker 1: for like basically an X prize, but ours was for 1170 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,960 Speaker 1: just like spaceflight. Theirs was for like trying to get 1171 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,600 Speaker 1: sci fi writing going that famous book The Three Body 1172 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:39,760 Speaker 1: Problem as a result of that effort. But yeah, I 1173 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,360 Speaker 1: have to think anecdotes like Einstein was a sci fi nerd, 1174 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:47,480 Speaker 1: probably helped that happen. And then speaking of China, I 1175 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:51,200 Speaker 1: should say that and I learned this kind of after 1176 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:56,360 Speaker 1: we started recording. Not uniformly great on the racism stuff. 1177 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:01,000 Speaker 1: He was, you know, vocally against anti black in America, 1178 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:05,880 Speaker 1: but in Hong Kong, Einstein wrote the following, even those 1179 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,840 Speaker 1: reduced to working like horses never give the impression of 1180 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:13,160 Speaker 1: conscious suffering. A peculiar herd like nation, often more like 1181 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,960 Speaker 1: automatons than people. And then he further opined on the 1182 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,360 Speaker 1: character of the people he saw in China. No Einstein 1183 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:25,520 Speaker 1: stop opining. He said that people were industrious, filthy, and obtuse, 1184 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,760 Speaker 1: and expressed disdain for the way the Chinese don't sit 1185 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,080 Speaker 1: on benches, blah blah blah, just like a bunch of stupid, 1186 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,760 Speaker 1: wrongheaded shit, which I think gets to the point we 1187 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:39,000 Speaker 1: were talking about about sort of expertise drift where you're 1188 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,800 Speaker 1: like told you're smart and write about everything, and then 1189 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,440 Speaker 1: you start popping off about things like the essential character 1190 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,160 Speaker 1: of some people. You saw out the window of a 1191 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,880 Speaker 1: tour bus. We see it with actors who like look 1192 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,360 Speaker 1: cool in movies and are like, I should be the 1193 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,800 Speaker 1: lead singer of a band. And then lastly, a question 1194 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:04,080 Speaker 1: that we didn't really get to, but I had this 1195 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,040 Speaker 1: in my mind as I was heading into the episode, 1196 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:11,320 Speaker 1: is like, why haven't there been more Einstein's? Like why 1197 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:16,439 Speaker 1: where have all the Einstein's gone out? And like one 1198 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:21,440 Speaker 1: theory is that I probably believe more than others is 1199 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,760 Speaker 1: just like he is that dude, he like, you know, 1200 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:30,080 Speaker 1: these geniuses happen once every hundred years, Galileo Newton, Einstein. 1201 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:35,360 Speaker 1: And then partly I think he also had the trappings 1202 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,520 Speaker 1: of an icon and was like willing to do the 1203 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:42,000 Speaker 1: light self mythologizing that I talked about in the episode 1204 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:47,680 Speaker 1: in the conversation. But then also if there is a reason, 1205 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:52,800 Speaker 1: like if there is something different about our world that 1206 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:58,680 Speaker 1: makes it not friendly to finding the Einsteins of our generation. 1207 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:04,160 Speaker 1: I also am repeatedly struck, just in covering our zeitgeist, 1208 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:08,400 Speaker 1: that it's pretty clear that we have less and less 1209 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,440 Speaker 1: of a meritocracy than we have in the past, you know, 1210 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,320 Speaker 1: and it wasn't perfect in Einstein's time. Einstein was pushed 1211 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:18,440 Speaker 1: back by anti Semitism, failed to get hired, but you know, 1212 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,600 Speaker 1: at the same time was able to not starve to 1213 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,560 Speaker 1: death when he was failing to get the jobs that 1214 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,920 Speaker 1: he wanted, and ultimately was able to make these amazing 1215 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:30,200 Speaker 1: discoveries in spite of and because of those failures. But today, 1216 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:33,280 Speaker 1: I think a lot of that creative genius and energy 1217 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:39,640 Speaker 1: like gets subsumed by billionaires or brands that are trying 1218 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,600 Speaker 1: to like take that spark and like monetize that and 1219 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:46,440 Speaker 1: like take it for themselves. The thought occurred to me that, 1220 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,040 Speaker 1: you know, one of the reasons that I think thinking 1221 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,760 Speaker 1: about icons is interesting is that we are currently living 1222 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,720 Speaker 1: in a world that is being misled by some very 1223 01:06:55,760 --> 01:07:01,840 Speaker 1: powerful icons of our time, and oftentimes they are you know, 1224 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,880 Speaker 1: let's talk about Elon Musk. Like I think if you 1225 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,800 Speaker 1: were like, who's our modern day Einstein, Like, up until 1226 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,000 Speaker 1: a couple years ago, a lot of people would say 1227 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:14,280 Speaker 1: Elon Musk, And I feel like, in our world, like 1228 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,800 Speaker 1: the fact that he was born to parents who like 1229 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,320 Speaker 1: owned ruby minds and like used his intellect to become 1230 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,040 Speaker 1: the richest person in the world are things to take 1231 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,960 Speaker 1: into account of. Like I think that there is a 1232 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:32,840 Speaker 1: built in advantage to being extremely wealthy today and built 1233 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,200 Speaker 1: in kind of disadvantage to not being extremely wealthy today 1234 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:41,280 Speaker 1: that probably are not making us the most efficient Einstein 1235 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,400 Speaker 1: finding machines. So I think the system isn't set up 1236 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,920 Speaker 1: that well to find the next Einstein. I also think 1237 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:50,880 Speaker 1: he might just be a singular genius. There might not 1238 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,080 Speaker 1: be other Einstein's to find. All right, those are some 1239 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,959 Speaker 1: of the things I wanted to hit at the end here. 1240 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:59,320 Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this episode. We should be making 1241 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,600 Speaker 1: more of them, and we will talk to you probably 1242 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:06,280 Speaker 1: this afternoon whatever the next episode of the Daily Zeicheist is. 1243 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:11,800 Speaker 1: Until then, Bye bye,