Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Are you ready, It's about to hit
Speaker 1: the fan. Welcome to Unsanctioned Thursdays Wrestling with Freddy.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another episode of Unsanctioned Thursdays,
Speaker 2: the show that exists because of each and every one
Speaker 2: of you. I'm your host, Uncle Freddy with me as
Speaker 2: always is the greatest co host ever. Mister Jeff jackpot Die,
Speaker 2: Welcome to Unsanctioned Thursdays.
Speaker 3: Woo.
Speaker 2: You were killing me before we started recording, and it
Speaker 2: is Unsanctioned Thursdays. But I will give you the right
Speaker 2: to not bring it up if you don't want to.
Speaker 2: But do you want to say what she said about
Speaker 2: Shawn Michaels.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just I was reflecting. You know, when
Speaker 3: your whole identity is about how they are the sexy
Speaker 3: boy and you're high.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I wonder if Sean Michaels is like a little bitter
Speaker 3: that he went from being like the hottest guy in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 5: To the weirdest looking dude I've seen it.
Speaker 3: Low.
Speaker 2: He's like the face of someone in an Oliver Stone
Speaker 2: movie warning you not to go wherever you're about to go.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks like.
Speaker 3: The guy who was like, I wouldn't go in there,
Speaker 3: used to hospital, but because the way he looks, you
Speaker 3: still go in.
Speaker 5: You're like, oh, I'm not listening to that.
Speaker 4: I'd rather get away.
Speaker 3: And that was the sexy boy. That was the boy toy,
Speaker 3: boy toy. And now you look at him and he's going,
Speaker 3: I just really like helping these young wrestlers.
Speaker 4: That's what he looks. No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Stop it. I love I love Sean Michaels. Stop it disparaging. Look,
Speaker 2: I ain't know Spring Chicken either, buddy. Okay, we all
Speaker 2: we all age, we all age differently. We don't all
Speaker 2: still look like you.
Speaker 3: Mister Jeff, Hey, you've aged great, Freddie, what are you
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 4: You look good, bro.
Speaker 2: I got some lines, dog, I got some some Seawan
Speaker 2: Michael eyes going on too. I just don't walk a
Speaker 2: bow legg as as my man does. Man looks like
Speaker 2: he's never bought a car. Just the Sean Michael's eyes.
Speaker 2: You don't have Shawn Michael's eyes. The NHL mascot for
Speaker 2: Philadelphia Gritty, has Shawn Michael's eyes.
Speaker 4: You better bite your top.
Speaker 5: I don't know I'm gonna get my by some Sewan Michaels.
Speaker 4: He's the sexit boy.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be sitting in front of the next a
Speaker 3: w and I'm gonna get some sweet chin music, is
Speaker 3: what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: That's all right, man.
Speaker 2: Sweet chin music is a sweet almost finisher these days.
Speaker 2: All right, dude, are you ready to talk some wrestling?
Speaker 2: I mean technically we're talking wrestling, all right. Unsanctioned as always,
Speaker 2: there's no rules. It's kind of like f at Friday,
Speaker 2: but it's unsanctioned Thursday. You can take that to work.
Speaker 2: Ever since Collision debuted, these guys have had Beef Andrade
Speaker 2: versus Buddy Matthews in a ladder match with Andred's mask
Speaker 2: above the ring from a hook. They almost shook hands,
Speaker 2: but then Buddy suckered him. Then they wrestled again and
Speaker 2: eventually stole his mask. He wants in the arena, They
Speaker 2: get him kicked out of the arena. The only way
Speaker 2: he's gonna get his mask is if you fight in
Speaker 2: this ladder match. And here we go, and holy crap,
Speaker 2: these two guys. First of all, Buddy Matthews looks like
Speaker 2: an absolute specimen stud super jacked, super shredded. I know
Speaker 2: we mark out on the bodies, but whatever, we're body guys,
Speaker 2: and Andrade looks great. Also, super Jack Buff and these
Speaker 2: guys beat each other's ass. They were flying off ladders,
Speaker 2: landing on ladders, landing on more ladders. Hey, here's a table.
Speaker 2: It's a ladder match. Boom throws him right through the
Speaker 2: table like it was just awesome. They even brought out
Speaker 2: the handcuffs, tried to cuff Andrade. Then he ends up
Speaker 2: kicking Buddy in the face. When Buddy comes at him
Speaker 2: with a chair, it freaks out. Julia Hart gorges by
Speaker 2: the way, the gorgeous Julia Hart, and he grabs the keys,
Speaker 2: unlocks himself. He gets Buddy matth if he's in there,
Speaker 2: climbs up and he gets his pride back, He gets
Speaker 2: his respect back, he gets his mask back. You guys know,
Speaker 2: I like Androida. I'll even follow him on Instagram. I
Speaker 2: think that dude's a stead But I really had a
Speaker 2: blast watching this. This match was awesome. The right guy won.
Speaker 2: Everything was cool about it. Did you see did you
Speaker 2: get to see this match? Did you love it as
Speaker 2: much as I did?
Speaker 3: This is the only match, so you know, we're watching
Speaker 3: a lot of wrestling each week, even for skimming it,
Speaker 3: it's a lot. This is the only match that I
Speaker 3: watched twice because I got to the part of the breakdown.
Speaker 5: I watched that one again.
Speaker 3: It's just so it's got all the things I like.
Speaker 3: Plus these guys are both, like you said, great bodies,
Speaker 3: and it's the latter spots, the table spots, the every
Speaker 3: part of it. And the fans were really into it too.
Speaker 3: They were all jacked up. So I loved it. This
Speaker 3: was you know, this was this was all checked all
Speaker 3: boxes for me.
Speaker 5: Also, I loved that mask. I think the mask is cool.
Speaker 3: I've commented on before and yeah, because when I saw it,
Speaker 3: I don't know, years after everyone else had saw it,
Speaker 3: like all of our fans, like, we're familiar with that
Speaker 3: mask by the time I first saw it. So I
Speaker 3: was getting tweets from people being like, this is the
Speaker 3: mask he wore it here, he did that, And I
Speaker 3: think so, this, like I said, has checked all boxes
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, it was awesome. I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 4: I loved it.
Speaker 2: Let's move to the CM Punk promo, which isn't even
Speaker 2: the focal point of this segment for me, although it
Speaker 2: was it was a cool promo and he calls out MJF.
Speaker 2: He says, this is the real title. I was never
Speaker 2: you know, pinned or submitted. I was never beaten. He
Speaker 2: puts an X across it to let you know he's
Speaker 2: straight edge, and straight edge means he doesn't do drugs,
Speaker 2: insinuating that Max does. So he said a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff in there that was combustible, but in came Ricky
Speaker 2: Stark's baby, and this is who I want to talk about,
Speaker 2: and then cmpunk school Man. He does good promos and
Speaker 2: when you give him a long match, matches are dope.
Speaker 2: But Ricky Starks I've been talking about on this show
Speaker 2: for a long time. And the last two weeks, the
Speaker 2: last two promos he did wereas heel promo and as
Speaker 2: all about me as you can get, And the crowd
Speaker 2: was like, Yo, we don't give a shit. We freaking
Speaker 2: love you Ricky. We don't care if you cheat to win.
Speaker 2: We love you Ricky. This week, my man walked out
Speaker 2: in separated pearls around his neck. I haven't seen a
Speaker 2: babyface do that since Princess Diana. So that was the
Speaker 2: last one with the guts enough to wear it. And
Speaker 2: he came out in separated pearls and didn't get booed once,
Speaker 2: got cheered, got cheered for we'd love just separated pearl necklace.
Speaker 4: Even though you're a man.
Speaker 2: It was. He has so much going for him right now.
Speaker 2: I hope the company sees this. He talked himself into
Speaker 2: a world Championship match with the ae w X Championship
Speaker 2: since now there's a giant X across it, and I
Speaker 2: don't know how he wins. I think the match goes
Speaker 2: with Seampunk actually doing the Shenanigans to get the win
Speaker 2: the way the way Ricky's gotten him, and it gets
Speaker 2: like a shady victory.
Speaker 4: I think that's how they'll do it, which actually really cool.
Speaker 2: But if there was a way for him to win,
Speaker 2: if see M punk was really down to put him
Speaker 2: over and put him over that big holy crap like
Speaker 2: that would be that would be crazy. I don't think
Speaker 2: they can do it, but that would be crazy.
Speaker 4: What about you? Did you like this segment?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got a lot to say about CM Punk's
Speaker 3: quote pipe bomb unquote or end quote. Dude, I didn't
Speaker 3: think it was a hie bombing for the record, Well,
Speaker 3: that's the thing. It wasn't It wasn't pipe bomb. He
Speaker 3: hasn't done a pipe bomb since the first pipe bomb.
Speaker 3: He insinuates that MJF stole the line I'm better than
Speaker 3: you and you know it did?
Speaker 5: Is that it?
Speaker 3: He insinuates that did. He says it was a stolen
Speaker 3: catch first did he steal that? Did see him Punk
Speaker 3: say that before anyone else?
Speaker 2: I don't know if Punk said it before anyone else,
Speaker 2: But I don't know anyone I could say has created
Speaker 2: everything original. I everyone took something from somebody, especially well,
Speaker 2: then he.
Speaker 3: May be stupid, But then he'd be stupid to complain
Speaker 3: that MJF, you know, stole the catchphrase. If everybody's doing
Speaker 3: all these things anyways, So that there was so many
Speaker 3: flaws in his promo. He said, the truth doesn't care
Speaker 3: about feelings. I'll give him that, even though that's a
Speaker 3: stolen quote from Ben Shapiro. And then he goes, and
Speaker 3: the truth doesn't care if you're right or wrong? What
Speaker 3: does that mean? The truth doesn't.
Speaker 2: Truth only cares about the truth, Jeff, And just what,
Speaker 2: everyone's got their own truth.
Speaker 4: Everyone's got their own truth.
Speaker 3: Different truths like I don't like it was SOE.
Speaker 2: Means no girls too though technically, oh does it well
Speaker 2: he's a liar then yeah, well.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so the whole thing was a little ticki tacky
Speaker 3: and like whatever. Now, so the listeners are going to say,
Speaker 3: Jeff's you're being a little ticky tacky by this, and
Speaker 3: maybe I am.
Speaker 5: So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Once Ricky Starks came out, you go, oh, now that
Speaker 3: is a promo. That's how you get the prom like
Speaker 3: the like he even came out and did a little
Speaker 3: thing like he's like, hey, quiet, Also you're gonna pretend
Speaker 3: like you didn't just see me I'm coming out to
Speaker 3: was real, Oh so cool, And see him Punk looking
Speaker 3: at us as he didn't have a watch on, but
Speaker 3: he's insinuating that he's looking at his wristwatch like how
Speaker 3: long is this intro gonna go? And Ricky Starks just
Speaker 3: made a meal of it. He was in no rush
Speaker 3: to get it over with and then he kicks the
Speaker 3: little red bag get this shit out of my way,
Speaker 3: he says, I mean the crowd was with him with
Speaker 3: every single word. And it's like if you see him punk,
Speaker 3: if CM Punk is mister promo, then Ricky Starks is
Speaker 3: the man. Like because that was so good. It was
Speaker 3: so like like electric. It just made see him Punk
Speaker 3: look like an old man. He's again, I know, you
Speaker 3: don't got any friends around here, which I loved, so
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I think Punk's in on that though, because I don't
Speaker 2: think Punk would let him get away with all that
Speaker 2: based on where Ricky is in the company and where
Speaker 2: he is in the company, especially since that's Punk show.
Speaker 4: So I think he's in on that one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: And I give him props for that because he let
Speaker 2: Ricky go and really kind of shine and yeah, when
Speaker 2: you let that guy shine, dude, he shines right like
Speaker 2: he looked great, Jeff. Everyone loved everything he did. Everything
Speaker 2: he did. I didn't have any audio problems on that,
Speaker 2: Like I could hear the crowd just fine.
Speaker 3: It was awesome and perfectly executed. Every I liked every
Speaker 3: single part of what Ricky Starks did. I didn't like
Speaker 3: anything to see him Punk did. And then but the
Speaker 3: X on the belt did that feel kind of nwoe,
Speaker 3: like a little bit like with the or.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't if it still felt organic like
Speaker 2: everything comes from something, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: he can't and every promo can't be his best promo.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like that's the symbol that he's always kind
Speaker 2: of used too, right, like right, didn't you always have
Speaker 2: that on his little like tape wraps his.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's like it was old yeah, straight edge.
Speaker 3: He made sure to put the X right on the
Speaker 3: E A W. Also the not that like not that
Speaker 3: it's too much like the nWo, but just kind of
Speaker 3: like it feels like that was his way of making
Speaker 3: the belt a I don't know, like a CM punk
Speaker 3: belt if you will like that seems like something they'll sell.
Speaker 3: Is are they going to try and sell or people
Speaker 3: are gonna be spray painted at home?
Speaker 5: Also people over the elite, Oh.
Speaker 4: Look at you, Look at you going down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 5: He hates them. No friends around there, piece of shit.
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