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Speaker 2: Hundred do you y Away. It is phone tap time

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Speaker 2: And today we call a woman who hired a carpet

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Speaker 2: cleaner for her house. She had to go to work,

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Speaker 2: so she left the door unlocked for him, and that

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Speaker 2: was several hours ago. So I'm sure in her mind

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Speaker 2: there wouldn't be any issues, the carpets would be cleaned,

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Speaker 2: and he'd be long gone. Well, none of those happened.

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Speaker 2: In fact, he's still there calling about the unique situation

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Speaker 2: that he's dealing with. In your phone tap right now,

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Speaker 2: it's another Hello, Hi, Barbara, It's Barbara. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 2: I said.

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Speaker 3: Who's calling?

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Speaker 2: This is Stu on the carpet clean You left the

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Speaker 2: door unlocked for me this morning?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up to Hi?

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Speaker 2: So unfortunately I'm still at your house.

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I'm on my lunch break.

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Speaker 3: Where are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm at your house? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Are you done?

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Speaker 2: With the cleaning though, Uh, funny story about that, you know, Paleo.

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Speaker 2: The diet, Yeah, in the diet.

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Speaker 3: What does that have to do with my carpet? So

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Speaker 3: what is that? What are you slurping?

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Speaker 2: I'm on it? What I'm on the Paleo, Well, I

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Speaker 2: don't really care.

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Speaker 3: I just carpet stun I know.

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Speaker 2: But you need the full story, just for context for

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Speaker 2: what happened, because is that the diet's really strict where

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Speaker 2: you can only eat really specific types of foods. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's the worst because somehow I haven't lost any weight,

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Speaker 2: but my shoes fit better.

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Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about it?

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Speaker 2: Can you explain that? How is my waist the same

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Speaker 2: but my feet shrunk?

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Speaker 3: So I don't care about your feet. I don't give

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Speaker 3: a damn. I just want to know why you're still

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Speaker 3: in my house and what's going on with my carpet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so on, Paleo, I'm like hungry all the time,

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Speaker 2: so I get really curious about what people have in

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Speaker 2: their fridge. So I just went to take a quick

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Speaker 2: look inside of yours. You looked at my fridge only

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Speaker 2: because I'm Paleo curious and you have the most delicious

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Speaker 2: looking cheddar broccoli soup in there.

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Speaker 3: You took my soup well and I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't take all of it, just like one helping.

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Speaker 3: Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 2: I saw it and it was calling to me. It

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Speaker 2: was like, I'm Paleo friendly.

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Speaker 3: Eat me. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I'm still working on my self control with the new diet.

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Speaker 2: But I was walking and eating like a moron, and

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Speaker 2: I accidentally spilled some soup on the carpet.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, Oh so good it? Stop eating.

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Speaker 2: The thing is I am a carpet cleaner, so I

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Speaker 2: probably should know how to get out the stain. What

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Speaker 2: kind of a can you figure it out?

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Speaker 3: You can't even clean a soup spill that you just made.

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Speaker 3: It's not like it's set in clean the gate.

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Speaker 2: Here's why I have an idea. I think basically your

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Speaker 2: carpet is.

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Speaker 3: You have an idea, so it's better than the last one.

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Speaker 2: I know. I know you're upset, but just very upset.

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Speaker 2: Hear me out. At this point, your carpet is essentially ruined.

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Speaker 2: But if you give me the name of the store

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Speaker 2: where you bought the soup store, then I can call

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Speaker 2: them and ask what's in it? And then I'll know

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Speaker 2: what specific chemicals to use so I could get it out.

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Speaker 3: You think you need to know? That's the recipe for that.

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Speaker 3: They have soup to clean my carpet.

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Speaker 2: You're actually right, that might not work. This is unable,

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Speaker 2: so full transparent and see here's what I can do.

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Speaker 2: I know this other carpet cleaning company. They're actually probably

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Speaker 2: better than us, So I can call them and ask

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Speaker 2: if they know how to clean up the soup.

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Speaker 3: You know, or you can?

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Speaker 2: I can. I can ask if they want to be

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Speaker 2: hired by you, and then you can reach out to them.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I want the carpet clean, and you're paying

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Speaker 3: for it. I'm not paying for this at all, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: I would never have you pay for something like this,

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Speaker 2: but I will have to charge you two hundred dollars more.

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Speaker 3: You're not getting a damn done. I will see you.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. I'll venmo you it back on Friday when

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Speaker 2: I get paid.

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Speaker 3: You're a total dip, that's what you are. You hear me?

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Speaker 2: All right? Man, you're being pretty difficult right now, especially

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Speaker 2: since this is just a prank call and we're just

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Speaker 2: trying to have some fun with you. So I don't want.

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Speaker 3: The big deal is, did you say, Frank.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm eating soup right now and I'm on the

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Speaker 2: radio with Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this

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Speaker 2: is a fun tap. Oh god, your husband, Neil, he

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Speaker 2: set you up. He said that your anniversary is coming up,

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Speaker 2: and he said he could never surprise you and he

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Speaker 2: thought this might be a fun way to do it.

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Speaker 2: So happy anniversary.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, she's a really good soup.

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Speaker 3: Though.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm ditching paleo. I'm going full scheddar

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Speaker 2: broccoli diet.

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Speaker 3: Not my carpet.

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Speaker 2: Wake up.

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