Speaker 1: The environmentalists whackos have tried to control every aspect of
Speaker 1: our lives for seemingly ever. They don't want you to
Speaker 1: buy s u v s, don't want you to drink
Speaker 1: big soft drinks, don't like plastic straws. Now, they want
Speaker 1: to control how you die. Some woman named Nora Menkin,
Speaker 1: director of the People's Memorial Association, sounds like something from
Speaker 1: communist China. Anyway, this bunches in Seattle. What's the difference? Says?
Speaker 1: Hundreds of thousands of tons of CEO two could be
Speaker 1: saved if you would just choose an environmentally friendlier way
Speaker 1: to dispose of your body. She suggests something called aquamation.
Speaker 1: Aquamation is the process that uses heat, pressure, water, and
Speaker 1: lie deal with the stench to dissolve you the client. Now.
Speaker 1: She brags that aquamation creates only one tenth the carbon
Speaker 1: footprint as conventional cremation, and she says the liquid by
Speaker 1: products can be used as fertilizer. It's a win win
Speaker 1: for the earth folks. At some point, normal people are
Speaker 1: going to have had enough with all of this. They're
Speaker 1: sick and tired of people telling them how to live,
Speaker 1: now telling them how to die. They're sick and tired
Speaker 1: of these people being obsessed with death anyway, We've been
Speaker 1: able to deal with death and post death for millennial
Speaker 1: without any meddling from these control freaks. If they're obsessed
Speaker 1: with death, maybe they should look to their own and
Speaker 1: leave us out of it.