Speaker 1: Second date updated. You know, I googled the top ten
Speaker 1: most awkward things that can happen on a first date.
Speaker 1: They had severely late, your date talks too much, they
Speaker 1: don't talk at all, boy, or they talk out of
Speaker 1: a weird part of their body that isn't their mouth.
Speaker 2: Oh are they doing that?
Speaker 1: J I'd actually like to see that.
Speaker 2: Is that your knee talking yet?
Speaker 1: But none of those compared to what actually happened on
Speaker 1: one of our listeners first dates. His name is Will,
Speaker 1: and today he needs our help. So Will, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody has gone.
Speaker 1: Now are you talking to us out of your mouth
Speaker 1: with that? Will? Or where is that voice coming from?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not sure. Somewhere else wherever you're talking out?
Speaker 1: If that's fine with us, just tell us about why
Speaker 1: you emailed the show like you had a problem with
Speaker 1: your first date the other night.
Speaker 3: Uh. Yeah, So I've been chatting with this girl. Her
Speaker 3: name's Leanne. You know, she's really pretty, and our chats
Speaker 3: online they've been really good, but it's been heating up
Speaker 3: more and more.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, are you excited about that?
Speaker 3: I wanted to meet up with her, you know, but
Speaker 3: I haven't officially said anything up or anything like that.
Speaker 3: And then the craziest thing happened. I randomly ran into
Speaker 3: her while I was yeah, I was out on another
Speaker 3: date with a different girl at a bar.
Speaker 2: Whoa wait, well, what do you mean? Like you saw
Speaker 2: her down the bar? She came up to you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: I was sitting at the bar top with my date
Speaker 3: and two people walk up to the bar and they
Speaker 3: sit directly to my right. I look over and the
Speaker 3: person who's next to me, I don't recognize them, but
Speaker 3: one chair over it's Leanne.
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Was she also on a date?
Speaker 3: No, it was some other girl, maybe a friend.
Speaker 2: I would be hiding the entire time. I wouldn't tend to.
Speaker 1: Underneath the bartop. What do you do there?
Speaker 6: Will?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean that would all be good and well,
Speaker 3: except for we locked eyes with one another.
Speaker 4: Oh god, who said something first?
Speaker 3: I introduced her to my date.
Speaker 4: My that's funny, though, I mean, you have to write,
Speaker 4: does what did you say?
Speaker 3: I dropped the f B my friend Leanne.
Speaker 1: I think that's fine, that's fine from his perspective, But
Speaker 1: what's Leanne's take on that?
Speaker 3: The look on Leanne's face, it was basically like, are
Speaker 3: you e F and kidding me?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I mean, but what other word where he's
Speaker 4: supposed to use as long as you didn't introduce your
Speaker 4: date as like your wife or something like right your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would imagine that you tried to cut
Speaker 1: off that conversation as quickly as possible.
Speaker 3: I tried. I mean there's also another level to this,
Speaker 3: because she'd asked me before if that same night worked
Speaker 3: for us to go out, and I told her I
Speaker 3: couldn't because I was busy. Oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 1: You why you got caught busy? You didn't say what
Speaker 1: he was busy with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just talking to her.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know if you were want to go on
Speaker 4: like you wouldn't want to know someone's going on to
Speaker 4: date that night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no cheating or anything. It's just awkward. Thing
Speaker 2: is weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And you know, in all fairness, I had booked
Speaker 3: the date with that girl before, so technically I was busy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you who were you most excited to
Speaker 4: go out with, Leanne or the girl you were already
Speaker 4: out with?
Speaker 1: Oh you know, well here's an easier question. Who are
Speaker 1: we calling today?
Speaker 3: We're calling Leanne?
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's the answer you should probably give.
Speaker 4: That's probably because he already has another date lined up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you guys can edit that pause out right?
Speaker 2: Sure, No, no we can't.
Speaker 1: Well, so, how so that's already extremely uncomfortable for everybody involved.
Speaker 1: How did the rest of that night go?
Speaker 3: Well, add insult to injury, My Dave was like flirting
Speaker 3: and touching my arm the whole time, Like, I'm just
Speaker 3: over there. I'm trying to finish up my drink as
Speaker 3: quickly as I can so we can get the hell
Speaker 3: out of there.
Speaker 1: You're like, I get it, I get it, I'm cute.
Speaker 1: Let's just get out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean eventually Leanne and her friend got
Speaker 3: up and left.
Speaker 2: They left first.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not a good look. Have you heard.
Speaker 3: Anything from Leanne after the date? I texted her and
Speaker 3: I was like just trying to do damage control. I'm like, hey, sorry,
Speaker 3: that was pretty awkward, but I really do want to
Speaker 3: see you, And of course I got no response, which
Speaker 3: fuck yeah.
Speaker 2: It could just be hard.
Speaker 4: Like I mean, even though it's like you did nothing wrong,
Speaker 4: like she'll never be able to see you without that
Speaker 4: other girl, now, you.
Speaker 1: Know, right, well, you know, a lot of times when
Speaker 1: we do these types of calls that seem fairly obvious
Speaker 1: for the reason why you're not getting a call back,
Speaker 1: it turns out not to be that. So maybe I'm
Speaker 1: thinking Leanne just had a bad snack at the bar,
Speaker 1: a little tummy, it had to go home. She's like,
Speaker 1: he only had one date. What a loser. Maybe Alexis
Speaker 1: is this fixable?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. For sure. He didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2: It's just awkward, so we just gotta make up for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, he never actually, like completely lied, He just
Speaker 1: said that he was busy, so that works in his
Speaker 1: favorite He must be very, very good looking if he
Speaker 1: has multiple women wanting to go out with him, totally
Speaker 1: And he didn't in her face either that night, Like
Speaker 1: he could have been a jerk about it and been
Speaker 1: really open, but he was trying to be like koy
Speaker 1: and quiet and like get out of there.
Speaker 4: Point yea was the other girl isn't like way more
Speaker 4: ugly or way more hotter than she is.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Texas and some pictures of these girls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like there's a weird thing if you're like
Speaker 4: on either spectrum some reason, Well.
Speaker 1: We'll work on that, and in the meantime, we'll come
Speaker 1: back and we will call Leanne for you and try
Speaker 1: to convince her to give you another chance with your
Speaker 1: second date update. Right after this second date update, out
Speaker 1: of all the bars and all the towns and all
Speaker 1: the world, our listener, Will had to pick the worst
Speaker 1: one because he was on a first date with a
Speaker 1: woman and another girl that he'd been chatting with on
Speaker 1: the dating apps just happened to walk.
Speaker 2: In, Oh, sit right next to him.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? He decided to introduce the
Speaker 1: two of them to each other.
Speaker 2: They already made eye contact. Jeff, there was no way back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't hide at that point. And Leanne, the
Speaker 1: girl that we're about to call here today, is not
Speaker 1: texting Will back after that awkward bar encounter. I am
Speaker 1: no curious, Will. What about that other girl that you
Speaker 1: were with? Where are you at h with her? Is
Speaker 1: that still on the table? Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally still on the table. I'm just kind
Speaker 3: of how do I put.
Speaker 2: This shopping around?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm kind of waiting to see what Leanne says. So,
Speaker 3: I don't know. My mom always raised me, you know,
Speaker 3: a bird in the hand is worth to the bush right.
Speaker 2: God means keep one on the line.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: You never know.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we're not going to say those things while
Speaker 1: Leanne is on the phone. Yes, of course we should
Speaker 1: bring up the awkward encounter, but we'll trying lightly gloss over.
Speaker 4: And he's putting more effort into this date with Leanne obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yes, yes, we have a game plan. Let's
Speaker 1: call her, we'll see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey is this Leanne? Hey Leenn. You're on the radio
Speaker 1: right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 2: Brain Freeze. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: My co host is frequently drinking during the show, so
Speaker 1: that's probably so she gets accent. But just to cut
Speaker 1: right to it, we're doing a segment here called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update, and we're trying to help out one
Speaker 1: of our listeners who you've been chatting with online recently
Speaker 1: named Will. Okay, but I mean you're not laugh You're
Speaker 1: not chatting with him anymore.
Speaker 6: According to him, definitely not.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to hear your side of this story,
Speaker 4: because yes, we have heard about kind of an awkward
Speaker 4: run in that happened between you and him at a bar.
Speaker 1: Ohh he was on a date with another woman, super
Speaker 1: super awkward.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, tell us what I mean from the beginning,
Speaker 4: you walk into the bar and then what I mean.
Speaker 6: I was totally shocked because he told me he couldn't
Speaker 6: meet up that night because he was busy. I mean,
Speaker 6: he wasn't lying, he was busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, not the excuse you wanted to see. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we understand that you probably didn't feel great
Speaker 1: about what you saw.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, And I mean it was uncomfortable to be
Speaker 6: sitting there, but it was literally the only seats. And
Speaker 6: my friend was like, oh, there's two seats at the bar,
Speaker 6: and she led us over there and I sat down
Speaker 6: and I looked over and there with Will and I
Speaker 6: was like at first, like initially kind of thinking, oh,
Speaker 6: what a coincidence, maybe he's just here, And then I
Speaker 6: see there's a girl next to him, and I was
Speaker 6: like mortified. I thought I was going to die. Oh no,
Speaker 6: I don't know. Clearly there was someone more important than
Speaker 6: me because he.
Speaker 5: Girl.
Speaker 6: That kind of sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Philip, I don't think that you should take it personally.
Speaker 2: I think he was really excited about you. You just
Speaker 2: already made plans with somebody else.
Speaker 6: I decided I'm not playing that game. I'm bound out.
Speaker 2: You think it's a game, yes, I.
Speaker 6: Mean if you're dating a ton of people, like, it's
Speaker 6: not something that you're looking for a real connection. You're
Speaker 6: just looking for connections, And that's not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: So you're not talking to anyone else.
Speaker 6: No, I I was looking to talk to one person,
Speaker 6: and when I found somebody that I connected with, you know,
Speaker 6: I don't really talk to anybody else because that's just
Speaker 6: not my vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hear what you're saying. And I think I would
Speaker 1: feel the exact same way as you do if I
Speaker 1: was in your shoes, like, feel like I'm getting passed
Speaker 1: over for somebody who's being chosen ahead of me. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We've actually talked to Will, and he
Speaker 1: told us how much he was connecting with you, and
Speaker 1: how excited he was to eventually meet up with you,
Speaker 1: and how terrible he felt about the situation that happened, Like,
Speaker 1: is there any possible way that you could see yourself
Speaker 1: being open to just having a conversation with him about it?
Speaker 6: What is there even to talk about? Like, we both
Speaker 6: know what happened. I'm surprised he even wants to go
Speaker 6: this route.
Speaker 4: Why why he's not doing anything wrong? Like what he's
Speaker 4: doing is more normal, Like he didn't know probably even
Speaker 4: that you only wanted to talk to him, Like.
Speaker 6: I definitely said, I am not someone who sleeps around.
Speaker 6: I'm not someone who dates around.
Speaker 4: Okay, but everybody says that, you know, they don't really
Speaker 4: mean a different dating patterns.
Speaker 1: Morality isn't really the strength of this show.
Speaker 2: So he who hasn't said I never do this.
Speaker 1: That's why I think we need to hear what Will
Speaker 1: has to say in this situation, because he is on
Speaker 1: the phone right now, listening and wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: He's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how the segment works. I think he's well.
Speaker 6: That I have said right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah you heard all that.
Speaker 2: Please don't you.
Speaker 6: Want to hear it? Not really, That's why I did
Speaker 6: not respond to him. I didn't really want to talk
Speaker 6: to him at all.
Speaker 1: He's trying to.
Speaker 6: Talk to you, So now I don't have choice. I
Speaker 6: have to talk to him whether or not.
Speaker 3: Okay, Leanne, I look, I just want to say I
Speaker 3: am so sorry you felt disrespected. I mean to be
Speaker 3: honest with you, I felt terrible the entire time. I mean, like,
Speaker 3: what are the odds that we would end up at
Speaker 3: the same exact bar the same night? Crazy?
Speaker 6: Actually, I think are pretty good odds, because now that
Speaker 6: I've talked to a few of my girlfriends about it,
Speaker 6: apparently this probably would have happened regardless.
Speaker 2: What huh?
Speaker 3: Why? I mean?
Speaker 6: I went home that night after the bar immediately told
Speaker 6: my friend about what showed her your photo and she goes,
Speaker 6: oh my god, are you kidding? He's been chatting with
Speaker 6: me about going out too.
Speaker 1: No, what shut up?
Speaker 6: A lot?
Speaker 1: Is your friend.
Speaker 6: Dating the whole city?
Speaker 5: It's a small.
Speaker 3: It's a little weird that you're coming at me for
Speaker 3: just talking to a lot of girls. That's normal, you know.
Speaker 2: Did you know? Did you know you were talking to
Speaker 2: her friends, like, you know.
Speaker 3: On their social media? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Men, men don't usually go that far. We're just like,
Speaker 1: are they good looking?
Speaker 2: You've gone on a date with her best friend already?
Speaker 6: They had planned it, they just haven't done it yet.
Speaker 2: She was on the schedule.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Will's roster of potential dates is too big
Speaker 1: for your liking.
Speaker 2: Lean potential dates.
Speaker 1: Actually gone out with any of these women yet, But
Speaker 1: just the fact that they're even in the lineup.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it's your best friend, it is kind
Speaker 4: of weird.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's more than just a best friend. It's an
Speaker 1: entire apartment building of friends.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, radius on zero point zero one model,
Speaker 4: I think more than anything.
Speaker 2: What's your like profile? Tips? Because it sounds like.
Speaker 1: What was your name again? I'll just change no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Well you you wanted to say something, go.
Speaker 3: Ahead, listen.
Speaker 5: I understand I may be talking to too many people,
Speaker 5: but look, you know we hung out, and I promise
Speaker 5: to drop that number under to under ten to under ten.
Speaker 1: Remember, Leanne, we've talked to a lot of guys on
Speaker 1: this show, and I can say that is a extreme
Speaker 1: gentleman move right there.
Speaker 3: And the other thing, I can even show you the profiles.
Speaker 3: They are really like, really good looking women to it,
Speaker 3: and I would give that off.
Speaker 2: You're going to show the ones that you're willing to
Speaker 2: drop to prove to her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not for girls.
Speaker 2: She should see them.
Speaker 1: Make sure there's no other connection. You know, we're running
Speaker 1: out of time here, so I got to offer, Leanne,
Speaker 1: we would like to send you out on an official date.
Speaker 1: With Will. We'll almost make a bunch of money if
Speaker 1: he's got all these dates. And you're right, Will doesn't
Speaker 1: need money because we're going to pay for this date
Speaker 1: if you agree to it, and he knows a bargain.
Speaker 1: So there you go. What do you think, Leanne?
Speaker 3: Will come on?
Speaker 2: At this point? All right, Leanne, what is it?
Speaker 6: I just got to say I'm not interested? And I
Speaker 6: can say my roommate isn't interested, either the best.
Speaker 2: Friend or no good. It's clarification either way.
Speaker 1: It's a double no, which you rarely ever get on
Speaker 1: this show. Two knows from two different people. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: seven other options. You have seven hundred other options, so
Speaker 1: there's more than that. You're luck whittling it down, buddy, Sorry, Will?
Speaker 5: All right, in all fairness, look, I'm bummed, len are you?
Speaker 1: Are you bummed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna be bummed for about five minutes until you.
Speaker 4: Boats brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Dating really has changed a lot.
Speaker 4: I thought she would be like such a stickler, you know,
Speaker 4: like I was like, oh, come on, and then the
Speaker 4: more he talked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a complete like there's gotta be a middle ground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could date a few people it feels like he's
Speaker 1: talking to probably like fifty sixty women all at once,
Speaker 1: maybe more. I mean that's like Leonardo DiCaprio dating Rose
Speaker 1: and everybody else on the Titan all at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got girlfriends in first class and second class, all
Speaker 1: the way down in the boiler room.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we should have picked a girlfriend that was on
Speaker 4: a boat, for God's sake, Take the one on the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get them away from each other. Anyway, make sure
Speaker 1: you listen to our podcast. I know it didn't work
Speaker 1: out for us here, but we are actually pretty decent
Speaker 1: at getting these second dates. Yeah, so you can hear
Speaker 1: all of them, and make sure to slide into Jose's
Speaker 1: d MS if you have a second If you want
Speaker 1: a good time, please do. I'll show you a great
Speaker 1: time before I annoy.
Speaker 2: Will's got extras
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.