Speaker 1: Freaking Jewels second d D doors. When one closes, another
Speaker 1: one opens. Oh my god, you are so inspirational today,
Speaker 1: unless you can't figure out how to open that door,
Speaker 1: and then you stand there outside of the Starbucks for
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes trying to pull it when it's a push door,
Speaker 1: and everybody's laughing at you. So you just sit down
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk and cry for an hour while everybody
Speaker 1: points and makes fun of the idiot who can't read
Speaker 1: how to open the door correctly. Wow, and all you
Speaker 1: wanted was a latte. We've all learned that lesson in life,
Speaker 1: and so has Luke, who's on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update right now. He actually met the girl
Speaker 1: that he wants to call today because he couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out how to open a door. That's right, that's up, Luke.
Speaker 1: What were you crying outside of a Starbucks? Like Jewel said,
Speaker 1: pretty close, pretty close? So she must go after the
Speaker 1: smart guys, is what you're saying. Well, I wasn't smarter
Speaker 1: than the door that day, but at least I was
Speaker 1: able to meet a girl out of it there, So
Speaker 1: how does that work? Well, I thought I was going
Speaker 1: into this building for a job interview. But I'm yanking
Speaker 1: on the door and the damn thing won't open. I
Speaker 1: can still hear the frustration in your voice. So I'm
Speaker 1: about to give up. And this beautiful girl on the
Speaker 1: other side of the door asked me if she can
Speaker 1: help me, and I'm like, yeah, you punch a code
Speaker 1: or something to let me in. I'd like for my interview.
Speaker 1: She pushes the door open and says, there's no code.
Speaker 1: Just open the door properly. You're supposed to just pull
Speaker 1: on the door. And you were pushing on it for
Speaker 1: how long? It must have been thirty seconds at least.
Speaker 1: So she comes over, she opens the door for me,
Speaker 1: kind of laugh about it. And it was an opportunity
Speaker 1: to strike up a conversation, all right, And I assume
Speaker 1: that went well because you eventually went out with this girl.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, well, you know what. She pointed me
Speaker 1: in the direction of the elevator, which was nice, and
Speaker 1: she pressed the button for you too. Let me show
Speaker 1: you how this works. I could figure that part out.
Speaker 1: How did you go from her opening the door for
Speaker 1: you to eventually going on a date with her? So
Speaker 1: our conversation went from the door to the fact that
Speaker 1: she actually works at the business that I was trying
Speaker 1: to get a job at. So I kind of asked
Speaker 1: her for a little bit of advice who to talk to,
Speaker 1: who to schmooze, And I really felt like we had
Speaker 1: a connection and she was hooking me up, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to hook her up. I asked her out for
Speaker 1: a drink right there but before your interview. Yeah, I did, man,
Speaker 1: I mean she she she was hot and helpful and
Speaker 1: we you know, i'd ask her out for a drink, okay,
Speaker 1: and she she obviously said yes, which is awesome. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she did. We we got to go out on a
Speaker 1: on a date. I guess if you want to call
Speaker 1: it that, Well, what'd you do? We went out to
Speaker 1: a bar and we had a few drinks, listen to
Speaker 1: some music. Okay, I would call that a date, you said,
Speaker 1: that's if you want to call it a date. I
Speaker 1: would definitely call that a date. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what else it would Yeah, when I'll call it it
Speaker 1: was a date, I mean it was a hot date. Now,
Speaker 1: so you went out for drinks, listen to some music.
Speaker 1: How was everything with her? Was it a good time?
Speaker 1: Do you think she enjoyed herself? Well? Judging by the
Speaker 1: smile on her face and a little bit of the
Speaker 1: way she brushed up against me a couple of times,
Speaker 1: I do think she enjoyed herself and you guys were
Speaker 1: able to talk about stuff other than the company that
Speaker 1: she works for, right, Oh yeah. We talked about all
Speaker 1: kinds of things, talked about her hobbies, what she likes
Speaker 1: to do. My ears are open, and you know, you
Speaker 1: have to You have to take what someone says and
Speaker 1: then you have to adjust and use that to your advantage,
Speaker 1: especially when you're talking about interpersonal relationships. You know, female male.
Speaker 1: I know you started this whole situation meeting her when
Speaker 1: you were going in for a job interview, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like that sounds like a really good interview answer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to hire them. Yeah, well I was cued in,
Speaker 1: so I got the job. Actually you did? Oh yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: you got a date and a job out of one interview.
Speaker 1: Nice work man, exactly. But that's the problem. During the date,
Speaker 1: I told her that I got it, and she kind
Speaker 1: of got a little bit cold on me. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I took a position that she might have
Speaker 1: been gunning for something, but I think that she didn't
Speaker 1: want to mix business with pleasure. I suppose. Wow, I
Speaker 1: didn't even think about that. Yeah, So how did everything end?
Speaker 1: At the end of the night. I got a little
Speaker 1: bit of nookie from her, A little bit of kiss.
Speaker 1: That is, we need to read a five nookie sir. Well,
Speaker 1: there was some wetness on her lips. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she licked her lips before she kissed me. I'm telling you, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, just a description alone. I wouldn't call you back.
Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you've heard from
Speaker 1: her after you shared that wet kiss. That's been five
Speaker 1: days now, I mean, and I've called her like three times,
Speaker 1: and I've texted her about five times. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to work with this girl, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I need to smooth it out before we start.
Speaker 1: If she's not gonna be down with me sexually or whatever,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but we need to get along because I
Speaker 1: need this get okay, so normal and into two seconds,
Speaker 1: you changed my entire opinion. We will play us all comeback,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date updates, and they
Speaker 1: will find which way she's down with you. Okay, that
Speaker 1: sounds good. All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning. Second,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Luke is on the phone and today he wants to
Speaker 1: call a girl that he shared a sloppy, wet kiss with.
Speaker 1: That's how he described the kiss at the end of
Speaker 1: the date. He actually met her because he was going
Speaker 1: into an office to interview for a job and she
Speaker 1: was in the lobby when he was trying to open
Speaker 1: the door, and I get he couldn't get the door open,
Speaker 1: so she helped him. They struck up a conversation and
Speaker 1: he asked her to drinks. They went out for drinks,
Speaker 1: said they had a good time, ended with that sloppy kiss.
Speaker 1: But now she's not calling him back, and he thinks
Speaker 1: it might be because he actually got the job in
Speaker 1: that office, and maybe she doesn't want to date a
Speaker 1: co worker. Could it also be because you're a bad kisser.
Speaker 1: We didn't get our lips moving that much. To be honest,
Speaker 1: it was wet, but it wasn't She didn't stick her tongue,
Speaker 1: you know out. Yeah. But all the female conversations I've
Speaker 1: ever had, no girl has ever said, wow, it was
Speaker 1: such a good kiss. It was so wet. Well she
Speaker 1: made it wet. I mean that's where. That's where it was.
Speaker 1: I just went in and that's how. That's okay. So
Speaker 1: it was a sloppy kiss with no tongue that sounds.
Speaker 1: No one's ever complained about the way I kissed them before,
Speaker 1: so she didn't this time. And maybe it'll happen. But
Speaker 1: it hasn't yet. Oh, she hasn't complained yet. We don't
Speaker 1: have her on the phone to find out. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: we can ask her to start, that's what I think. No,
Speaker 1: my lips are working properly. What I think we should do, Luke.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to get to is that I'm in
Speaker 1: a dollar phone number and see if we can get
Speaker 1: her on the phone and get your second date up date. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes? I am all right. Here we go.
Speaker 1: This is Antonette. Hi, Antonette, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewbil from Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what this is Jebil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well? I actually wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to you because one of our listeners send us
Speaker 1: an email about you. Are you sure you have the
Speaker 1: right number? I think so? Yeah, This was the number
Speaker 1: that I was given. Your name's Antoinette, right, Yes, it
Speaker 1: is okay? Yeah, then I definitely have the right number,
Speaker 1: because you recently went out on a date with a
Speaker 1: guy who listens to our show and you haven't been
Speaker 1: calling him back. So he emailed us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: if he did something wrong. I know, it's really weird.
Speaker 1: I do this a joke. No, it's not. It's a
Speaker 1: segment we do on our show called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: So I'm calling today about a guy that you went
Speaker 1: on a date with. His name is Luke. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking about. I haven't gone
Speaker 1: out with anybody named Luke. What you haven't gone out
Speaker 1: with anybody named Luke? I've been married for like three years.
Speaker 1: I haven't gone out with anybody. You've been married for
Speaker 1: three years? Yes, I'm I'm very happily married. Did you
Speaker 1: buy any chance? Are you married to a guy named Luke?
Speaker 1: Did you ask? I would know? Did you go out
Speaker 1: to drinks with a guy named Luke and you didn't
Speaker 1: realize it was a date? Maybe? No? Do you know
Speaker 1: any Luke? I have zero clue? What you guys are
Speaker 1: talking about it, Can you be more clear? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 1: I bet you'd appreciate that, and probably your husban too.
Speaker 1: We got an email from a guy named Luke who
Speaker 1: said that he went out with you. He said that
Speaker 1: he met you when he was at your office applying
Speaker 1: for a job. He at a job interview. He said
Speaker 1: he was in the lobby trying to open the door
Speaker 1: but couldn't get the door open right, and you helped
Speaker 1: him out, and then you guys, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I okay, okay, So wait that part happened. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: part did happen. I think I just realized he's talking
Speaker 1: about Okay, So, so you do know a Luke. I
Speaker 1: met a Luke a couple of days ago. He came
Speaker 1: in for a job interview. Okay, did you go out
Speaker 1: for drinks with him later on? Absolutely not. No, I
Speaker 1: was interviewing him for a position at our company. Wait,
Speaker 1: you were the one doing the interview. Yes, he said
Speaker 1: that he just met you at that office and struck
Speaker 1: up a conversation. You guys went to dream, had fun,
Speaker 1: even kissed at the end of the night, and now
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back? He said, we kissed. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: He said that you guys kissed and everything seemed to
Speaker 1: be going great, and he was surprised that you didn't
Speaker 1: want to go on another date with him. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He even went into like graphic detail about the kiss
Speaker 1: and how it was wet and you licked your limps. Jesus'
Speaker 1: the wait, you didn't kiss him. No, there is no way,
Speaker 1: not absolutelyly not. Let me just tell you what actually happened,
Speaker 1: because this is this is bizarre. Okay, I'm tired of
Speaker 1: hearing all this stuff. Okay, Look, this young man, Luke
Speaker 1: came in for a job interview. Brought him into my
Speaker 1: office that down interviewed, We went over his resume. He
Speaker 1: was kind of fidgety, he was kind of acting a
Speaker 1: little strange, and I sent him on his way. And
Speaker 1: in the last couple of days, I've been getting flooded
Speaker 1: with email, phone called message just asking about the job.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, So you didn't even hire him. No,
Speaker 1: he has not been hired. Differently, what was he like
Speaker 1: in the job interview? He was just kind of all
Speaker 1: over the place, you know, he he just wasn't an
Speaker 1: ideal candidate. I don't know, he was acting strange. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was stoned, stoned, Come on, what are happening? That
Speaker 1: is Luke. He's actually on the other night I'm listening
Speaker 1: to this conversation and wants to talk to you. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Yeah, I finally found a way to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone. Antoinette weird. So you were just
Speaker 1: using us? Okay, Luke, I've already told you you haven't
Speaker 1: been selected for the next round of interviews. I spent
Speaker 1: the letter out several days ago. I received it by now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got your email, and that's why I've been emailing
Speaker 1: you a bunch of times. You won't even email me back.
Speaker 1: Once I could give me one email and that's it. Dismissal,
Speaker 1: outright dismissile. So wait, Luke, you lied to us about
Speaker 1: your day and everything just to ask her about a job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lie. Sure, call it a lie. I'm well,
Speaker 1: that's what you did. That is the definition of a lie.
Speaker 1: You told an untruth to get on the air with
Speaker 1: us and ask her about a job. Yeah. I had
Speaker 1: to tell you a story so you guys would actually
Speaker 1: pick me and use me on the air. I said,
Speaker 1: I will applaud you a good story. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: it was a good story. I can't hate on you
Speaker 1: necessarily for getting over on the show. It just couldn't
Speaker 1: you have thought of a better way to do it
Speaker 1: than to just lie to us? Listen, I did what
Speaker 1: I had to do. Man, Sorry that I had to
Speaker 1: lie about it. But you know what, edge wit, we
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be on the phone right now if you
Speaker 1: would have just given me the job that I deserve. Crazy,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure that you did prepare, Luke, but
Speaker 1: unfortunately you're just not a good match for our firms.
Speaker 1: That's bulls all right. I'm the best candidate for that job,
Speaker 1: and I know it. Excuse me, Luke, No that you're
Speaker 1: acting extremely unprofessional right now. I'm unprofessional. You are unprofessional.
Speaker 1: I deserve answers. Why why am I not getting this job?
Speaker 1: I've been putting in all this effort. Movie I said,
Speaker 1: we sounded more qualified candidate. There's nobody more qualified than me.
Speaker 1: I thought everyone coming out of that bill look at
Speaker 1: my resume and see all the experience that I have. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just your resume list and I'm the one calling
Speaker 1: the shot. This is not how you go about getting
Speaker 1: the job. You sure getting a radio station to call
Speaker 1: you and ask you about a fake date is not
Speaker 1: the best way to get a job answering it. Look
Speaker 1: at all the trouble I went to to get these
Speaker 1: people to contact you. You are unreachable, Luke. And if
Speaker 1: I ever had any thought, any thought about reconsidering you
Speaker 1: for this job, you have absolutely lost that up. If
Speaker 1: I'm not qualified to be the face of your company,
Speaker 1: I don't know who is. I stood outside of that
Speaker 1: office for three hours, and I watched every single candidate
Speaker 1: come out of there, and not one of them has
Speaker 1: qualified as me. You should outside the office building for
Speaker 1: three hours? Yeah, because I do my research, and you
Speaker 1: know what it shows that I care. Oh my gosh. Look,
Speaker 1: I mean I get that it can be frustrating to
Speaker 1: be out of work and looking for a new gig,
Speaker 1: but this is not the way to do it. Man, Well,
Speaker 1: I can't catch up. I'm sorry, but I think you
Speaker 1: need to be a little more level headed interviewing for
Speaker 1: a job. I've got out of work to do. Can
Speaker 1: I please get back to my actual job in one second?
Speaker 1: I will let you do that, Antoinette, and I appreciate
Speaker 1: you telling us what happened, but I do have to
Speaker 1: ask you. Would you like to go out on a
Speaker 1: second date with Luke. You're fucking kidding me, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I got to ask the question. It is a second
Speaker 1: date update. I know it turned into a crazy job
Speaker 1: applicant trying to use us to get at the person
Speaker 1: who wouldn't hire him, But would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Luke? At least give me a shot an
Speaker 1: internship or something. You know, I feel like I've proven myself,
Speaker 1: You've proven how crazy you are. Luke. Okay, no, cook,
Speaker 1: I wish you well, Okay, good luck in the job search,
Speaker 1: but there's no job for you here. You know what,
Speaker 1: I Am going to get a job eventually, and when
Speaker 1: I do, I'm gonna make sure it's in the same field,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna take down your entire business. You won't
Speaker 1: have a job wow to go to work? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you get a job in another mail room somewhere and
Speaker 1: take our mail room down. Juice in the morning text
Speaker 1: En seventy eight five nine too says that's the craziest
Speaker 1: guy I've ever heard, which is saying a lot for
Speaker 1: a second date update. Another one that says, you guys
Speaker 1: shouldn't be upset. You've been used for far worse things.
Speaker 1: That is true. We're talking about today's second date update.
Speaker 1: If you missed it, This dude named Luke said he
Speaker 1: wanted to call a woman named Antoinette who he went
Speaker 1: out on a date with. We got her on the
Speaker 1: phone and found out they didn't go on a date
Speaker 1: at all. He made up an elaborate story about their
Speaker 1: date so that he could call her and ask why
Speaker 1: he wasn't hired for a position at her company, and
Speaker 1: proceed to yell at her, telling her that he's the
Speaker 1: right guy for the job and I'm a people person.
Speaker 1: It's usually good to make up a lie about how
Speaker 1: you shared a wet, awkward quiss with your potential boss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that usually works out. Good. No date and unfortunately
Speaker 1: no job. Apparently they gave it to somebody else. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: good luck to him. Hopefully he does find a job.