WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Scammer Amongst Us

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking Jewels second d D doors. When one closes, another

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<v Speaker 1>one opens. Oh my god, you are so inspirational today,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you can't figure out how to open that door,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you stand there outside of the Starbucks for

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes trying to pull it when it's a push door,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody's laughing at you. So you just sit down

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<v Speaker 1>on the sidewalk and cry for an hour while everybody

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<v Speaker 1>points and makes fun of the idiot who can't read

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<v Speaker 1>how to open the door correctly. Wow, and all you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted was a latte. We've all learned that lesson in life,

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<v Speaker 1>and so has Luke, who's on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update right now. He actually met the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that he wants to call today because he couldn't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how to open a door. That's right, that's up, Luke.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you crying outside of a Starbucks? Like Jewel said,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty close, pretty close? So she must go after the

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<v Speaker 1>smart guys, is what you're saying. Well, I wasn't smarter

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<v Speaker 1>than the door that day, but at least I was

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<v Speaker 1>able to meet a girl out of it there, So

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<v Speaker 1>how does that work? Well, I thought I was going

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<v Speaker 1>into this building for a job interview. But I'm yanking

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<v Speaker 1>on the door and the damn thing won't open. I

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<v Speaker 1>can still hear the frustration in your voice. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to give up. And this beautiful girl on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of the door asked me if she can

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<v Speaker 1>help me, and I'm like, yeah, you punch a code

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<v Speaker 1>or something to let me in. I'd like for my interview.

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<v Speaker 1>She pushes the door open and says, there's no code.

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<v Speaker 1>Just open the door properly. You're supposed to just pull

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<v Speaker 1>on the door. And you were pushing on it for

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<v Speaker 1>how long? It must have been thirty seconds at least.

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<v Speaker 1>So she comes over, she opens the door for me,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of laugh about it. And it was an opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to strike up a conversation, all right, And I assume

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<v Speaker 1>that went well because you eventually went out with this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Yeah, well, you know what. She pointed me

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<v Speaker 1>in the direction of the elevator, which was nice, and

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<v Speaker 1>she pressed the button for you too. Let me show

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<v Speaker 1>you how this works. I could figure that part out.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you go from her opening the door for

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<v Speaker 1>you to eventually going on a date with her? So

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<v Speaker 1>our conversation went from the door to the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>she actually works at the business that I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a job at. So I kind of asked

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<v Speaker 1>her for a little bit of advice who to talk to,

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<v Speaker 1>who to schmooze, And I really felt like we had

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<v Speaker 1>a connection and she was hooking me up, so I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to hook her up. I asked her out for

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<v Speaker 1>a drink right there but before your interview. Yeah, I did, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she she she was hot and helpful and

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, i'd ask her out for a drink, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and she she obviously said yes, which is awesome. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she did. We we got to go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>on a date. I guess if you want to call

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<v Speaker 1>it that, Well, what'd you do? We went out to

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<v Speaker 1>a bar and we had a few drinks, listen to

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<v Speaker 1>some music. Okay, I would call that a date, you said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's if you want to call it a date. I

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<v Speaker 1>would definitely call that a date. Yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what else it would Yeah, when I'll call it it

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<v Speaker 1>was a date, I mean it was a hot date. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>so you went out for drinks, listen to some music.

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<v Speaker 1>How was everything with her? Was it a good time?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think she enjoyed herself? Well? Judging by the

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<v Speaker 1>smile on her face and a little bit of the

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<v Speaker 1>way she brushed up against me a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>I do think she enjoyed herself and you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>able to talk about stuff other than the company that

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<v Speaker 1>she works for, right, Oh yeah. We talked about all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of things, talked about her hobbies, what she likes

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<v Speaker 1>to do. My ears are open, and you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to You have to take what someone says and

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<v Speaker 1>then you have to adjust and use that to your advantage,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you're talking about interpersonal relationships. You know, female male.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you started this whole situation meeting her when

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<v Speaker 1>you were going in for a job interview, but it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like that sounds like a really good interview answer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to hire them. Yeah, well I was cued in,

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<v Speaker 1>so I got the job. Actually you did? Oh yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a date and a job out of one interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice work man, exactly. But that's the problem. During the date,

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<v Speaker 1>I told her that I got it, and she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of got a little bit cold on me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I took a position that she might have

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<v Speaker 1>been gunning for something, but I think that she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to mix business with pleasure. I suppose. Wow, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even think about that. Yeah, So how did everything end?

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the night. I got a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of nookie from her, A little bit of kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, we need to read a five nookie sir. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was some wetness on her lips. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she licked her lips before she kissed me. I'm telling you, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, just a description alone. I wouldn't call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>And how long has it been since you've heard from

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<v Speaker 1>her after you shared that wet kiss. That's been five

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<v Speaker 1>days now, I mean, and I've called her like three times,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've texted her about five times. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to work with this girl, and I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I need to smooth it out before we start.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's not gonna be down with me sexually or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, but we need to get along because I

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<v Speaker 1>need this get okay, so normal and into two seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>you changed my entire opinion. We will play us all comeback,

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date updates, and they

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<v Speaker 1>will find which way she's down with you. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good. All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning. Second,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just joining us for today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Luke is on the phone and today he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call a girl that he shared a sloppy, wet kiss with.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how he described the kiss at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the date. He actually met her because he was going

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<v Speaker 1>into an office to interview for a job and she

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<v Speaker 1>was in the lobby when he was trying to open

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<v Speaker 1>the door, and I get he couldn't get the door open,

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<v Speaker 1>so she helped him. They struck up a conversation and

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<v Speaker 1>he asked her to drinks. They went out for drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>said they had a good time, ended with that sloppy kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>But now she's not calling him back, and he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>it might be because he actually got the job in

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<v Speaker 1>that office, and maybe she doesn't want to date a

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<v Speaker 1>co worker. Could it also be because you're a bad kisser.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't get our lips moving that much. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>it was wet, but it wasn't She didn't stick her tongue,

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<v Speaker 1>you know out. Yeah. But all the female conversations I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever had, no girl has ever said, wow, it was

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<v Speaker 1>such a good kiss. It was so wet. Well she

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<v Speaker 1>made it wet. I mean that's where. That's where it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I just went in and that's how. That's okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>it was a sloppy kiss with no tongue that sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's ever complained about the way I kissed them before,

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<v Speaker 1>so she didn't this time. And maybe it'll happen. But

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<v Speaker 1>it hasn't yet. Oh, she hasn't complained yet. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have her on the phone to find out. Well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can ask her to start, that's what I think. No,

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<v Speaker 1>my lips are working properly. What I think we should do, Luke.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to get to is that I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>a dollar phone number and see if we can get

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<v Speaker 1>her on the phone and get your second date up date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready? Yes? I am all right. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Antonette. Hi, Antonette, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewbil from Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what this is Jebil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help you? Well? I actually wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you because one of our listeners send us

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<v Speaker 1>an email about you. Are you sure you have the

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<v Speaker 1>right number? I think so? Yeah, This was the number

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<v Speaker 1>that I was given. Your name's Antoinette, right, Yes, it

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<v Speaker 1>is okay? Yeah, then I definitely have the right number,

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<v Speaker 1>because you recently went out on a date with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who listens to our show and you haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back. So he emailed us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we could get you on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>if he did something wrong. I know, it's really weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I do this a joke. No, it's not. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>segment we do on our show called the Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm calling today about a guy that you went

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with. His name is Luke. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who you're talking about. I haven't gone

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<v Speaker 1>out with anybody named Luke. What you haven't gone out

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<v Speaker 1>with anybody named Luke? I've been married for like three years.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't gone out with anybody. You've been married for

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<v Speaker 1>three years? Yes, I'm I'm very happily married. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>buy any chance? Are you married to a guy named Luke?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ask? I would know? Did you go out

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<v Speaker 1>to drinks with a guy named Luke and you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize it was a date? Maybe? No? Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>any Luke? I have zero clue? What you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it, Can you be more clear? Yeah? Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you'd appreciate that, and probably your husban too.

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<v Speaker 1>We got an email from a guy named Luke who

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<v Speaker 1>said that he went out with you. He said that

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<v Speaker 1>he met you when he was at your office applying

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<v Speaker 1>for a job. He at a job interview. He said

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<v Speaker 1>he was in the lobby trying to open the door

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<v Speaker 1>but couldn't get the door open right, and you helped

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<v Speaker 1>him out, and then you guys, oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I okay, okay, So wait that part happened. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>part did happen. I think I just realized he's talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Okay, So, so you do know a Luke. I

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<v Speaker 1>met a Luke a couple of days ago. He came

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<v Speaker 1>in for a job interview. Okay, did you go out

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<v Speaker 1>for drinks with him later on? Absolutely not. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>was interviewing him for a position at our company. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you were the one doing the interview. Yes, he said

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<v Speaker 1>that he just met you at that office and struck

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<v Speaker 1>up a conversation. You guys went to dream, had fun,

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<v Speaker 1>even kissed at the end of the night, and now

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back? He said, we kissed. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you guys kissed and everything seemed to

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<v Speaker 1>be going great, and he was surprised that you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on another date with him. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>He even went into like graphic detail about the kiss

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<v Speaker 1>and how it was wet and you licked your limps. Jesus'

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<v Speaker 1>the wait, you didn't kiss him. No, there is no way,

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<v Speaker 1>not absolutelyly not. Let me just tell you what actually happened,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is this is bizarre. Okay, I'm tired of

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<v Speaker 1>hearing all this stuff. Okay, Look, this young man, Luke

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<v Speaker 1>came in for a job interview. Brought him into my

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<v Speaker 1>office that down interviewed, We went over his resume. He

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of fidgety, he was kind of acting a

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<v Speaker 1>little strange, and I sent him on his way. And

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<v Speaker 1>in the last couple of days, I've been getting flooded

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<v Speaker 1>with email, phone called message just asking about the job.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, So you didn't even hire him. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he has not been hired. Differently, what was he like

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<v Speaker 1>in the job interview? He was just kind of all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place, you know, he he just wasn't an

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<v Speaker 1>ideal candidate. I don't know, he was acting strange. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he was stoned, stoned, Come on, what are happening? That

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<v Speaker 1>is Luke. He's actually on the other night I'm listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this conversation and wants to talk to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Yeah, I finally found a way to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone. Antoinette weird. So you were just

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<v Speaker 1>using us? Okay, Luke, I've already told you you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been selected for the next round of interviews. I spent

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<v Speaker 1>the letter out several days ago. I received it by now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got your email, and that's why I've been emailing

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<v Speaker 1>you a bunch of times. You won't even email me back.

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<v Speaker 1>Once I could give me one email and that's it. Dismissal,

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<v Speaker 1>outright dismissile. So wait, Luke, you lied to us about

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<v Speaker 1>your day and everything just to ask her about a job. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lie. Sure, call it a lie. I'm well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you did. That is the definition of a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>You told an untruth to get on the air with

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<v Speaker 1>us and ask her about a job. Yeah. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you a story so you guys would actually

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<v Speaker 1>pick me and use me on the air. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I will applaud you a good story. Yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>it was a good story. I can't hate on you

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily for getting over on the show. It just couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>you have thought of a better way to do it

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<v Speaker 1>than to just lie to us? Listen, I did what

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do. Man, Sorry that I had to

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<v Speaker 1>lie about it. But you know what, edge wit, we

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even be on the phone right now if you

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<v Speaker 1>would have just given me the job that I deserve. Crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm sure that you did prepare, Luke, but

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately you're just not a good match for our firms.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bulls all right. I'm the best candidate for that job,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know it. Excuse me, Luke, No that you're

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<v Speaker 1>acting extremely unprofessional right now. I'm unprofessional. You are unprofessional.

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<v Speaker 1>I deserve answers. Why why am I not getting this job?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been putting in all this effort. Movie I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we sounded more qualified candidate. There's nobody more qualified than me.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought everyone coming out of that bill look at

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<v Speaker 1>my resume and see all the experience that I have. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just your resume list and I'm the one calling

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<v Speaker 1>the shot. This is not how you go about getting

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<v Speaker 1>the job. You sure getting a radio station to call

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<v Speaker 1>you and ask you about a fake date is not

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to get a job answering it. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at all the trouble I went to to get these

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<v Speaker 1>people to contact you. You are unreachable, Luke. And if

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<v Speaker 1>I ever had any thought, any thought about reconsidering you

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<v Speaker 1>for this job, you have absolutely lost that up. If

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not qualified to be the face of your company,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who is. I stood outside of that

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<v Speaker 1>office for three hours, and I watched every single candidate

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<v Speaker 1>come out of there, and not one of them has

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<v Speaker 1>qualified as me. You should outside the office building for

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<v Speaker 1>three hours? Yeah, because I do my research, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it shows that I care. Oh my gosh. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I get that it can be frustrating to

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<v Speaker 1>be out of work and looking for a new gig,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is not the way to do it. Man, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't catch up. I'm sorry, but I think you

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<v Speaker 1>need to be a little more level headed interviewing for

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<v Speaker 1>a job. I've got out of work to do. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I please get back to my actual job in one second?

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<v Speaker 1>I will let you do that, Antoinette, and I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>you telling us what happened, but I do have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you. Would you like to go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with Luke. You're fucking kidding me, right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to ask the question. It is a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. I know it turned into a crazy job

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<v Speaker 1>applicant trying to use us to get at the person

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<v Speaker 1>who wouldn't hire him, But would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Luke? At least give me a shot an

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<v Speaker 1>internship or something. You know, I feel like I've proven myself,

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<v Speaker 1>You've proven how crazy you are. Luke. Okay, no, cook,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you well, Okay, good luck in the job search,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's no job for you here. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I Am going to get a job eventually, and when

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I'm gonna make sure it's in the same field,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna take down your entire business. You won't

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<v Speaker 1>have a job wow to go to work? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a job in another mail room somewhere and

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<v Speaker 1>take our mail room down. Juice in the morning text

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<v Speaker 1>En seventy eight five nine too says that's the craziest

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<v Speaker 1>guy I've ever heard, which is saying a lot for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. Another one that says, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be upset. You've been used for far worse things.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. We're talking about today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed it, This dude named Luke said he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call a woman named Antoinette who he went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with. We got her on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and found out they didn't go on a date

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<v Speaker 1>at all. He made up an elaborate story about their

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<v Speaker 1>date so that he could call her and ask why

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't hired for a position at her company, and

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<v Speaker 1>proceed to yell at her, telling her that he's the

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<v Speaker 1>right guy for the job and I'm a people person.

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<v Speaker 1>It's usually good to make up a lie about how

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<v Speaker 1>you shared a wet, awkward quiss with your potential boss. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that usually works out. Good. No date and unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>no job. Apparently they gave it to somebody else. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck to him. Hopefully he does find a job.