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Speaker 1: unless you can't figure out how to open that door,

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Speaker 1: how to open the door correctly. Wow, and all you

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Speaker 1: wanted was a latte. We've all learned that lesson in life,

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Speaker 1: and so has Luke, who's on the phone for a

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Speaker 1: that he wants to call today because he couldn't figure

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Speaker 1: out how to open a door. That's right, that's up, Luke.

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Speaker 1: What were you crying outside of a Starbucks? Like Jewel said,

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Speaker 1: pretty close, pretty close? So she must go after the

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Speaker 1: smart guys, is what you're saying. Well, I wasn't smarter

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Speaker 1: how does that work? Well, I thought I was going

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Speaker 1: She pushes the door open and says, there's no code.

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Speaker 1: Just open the door properly. You're supposed to just pull

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Speaker 1: kind of laugh about it. And it was an opportunity

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Speaker 1: you how this works. I could figure that part out.

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Speaker 1: How did you go from her opening the door for

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Speaker 1: sounds good. All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning. Second,

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Speaker 1: Luke is on the phone and today he wants to

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Speaker 1: call a girl that he shared a sloppy, wet kiss with.

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Speaker 1: We didn't get our lips moving that much. To be honest,

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Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes? I am all right. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is Antonette. Hi, Antonette, how are you? This is

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Speaker 1: Jewbil from Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: what this is Jebil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well? I actually wanted to

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Speaker 1: an email about you. Are you sure you have the

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Speaker 1: right number? I think so? Yeah, This was the number

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Speaker 1: is okay? Yeah, then I definitely have the right number,

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Speaker 1: if he did something wrong. I know, it's really weird.

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Speaker 1: I do this a joke. No, it's not. It's a

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Speaker 1: segment we do on our show called the Second Date Update.

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Speaker 1: So I'm calling today about a guy that you went

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Speaker 1: on a date with. His name is Luke. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking about. I haven't gone

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Speaker 1: with anybody named Luke? I've been married for like three years.

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Speaker 1: I haven't gone out with anybody. You've been married for

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Speaker 1: three years? Yes, I'm I'm very happily married. Did you

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Speaker 1: Did you ask? I would know? Did you go out

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Speaker 1: realize it was a date? Maybe? No? Do you know

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Speaker 1: any Luke? I have zero clue? What you guys are

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Speaker 1: for drinks with him later on? Absolutely not. No, I

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Speaker 1: want to go on another date with him. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He even went into like graphic detail about the kiss

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Speaker 1: and how it was wet and you licked your limps. Jesus'

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Speaker 1: the wait, you didn't kiss him. No, there is no way,

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Speaker 1: not absolutelyly not. Let me just tell you what actually happened,

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Speaker 1: because this is this is bizarre. Okay, I'm tired of

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, So you didn't even hire him. No,

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