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Speaker 2: Simpsons timely.
Speaker 1: These are some things that are trending. The document's case
Speaker 1: against one Don Trump trying to rebrand for him as well.
Speaker 2: Djohon Yeah, Don Jay.
Speaker 1: Don Jay Don John Trump his so that documents case
Speaker 1: where he had all the documents in the toilet like
Speaker 1: right next to his toilet next to is like weirdly
Speaker 1: low toilet, wasn't that Yep? The toilet was just like
Speaker 1: all the way almost all the way on the ground.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't remember that part. Yeah, like it was
Speaker 2: like a preschool toilet or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like Golden that documents case is basically dead
Speaker 1: at this point because he's got one of his own
Speaker 1: kind of running the show down there.
Speaker 2: Good thing he's got appointee, Judge Cannon. Cannon there postponed
Speaker 2: the trial indefinitely basically, and her logic here was saying
Speaker 2: it would be imprudent and inconsistent with the Court's duty
Speaker 2: to fully and fairly consider it the various pending pre
Speaker 2: trial motions before the court, you know, and additional pre
Speaker 2: trial and trial preparations necessary to present this case to
Speaker 2: a jury, and then said, therefore, you know, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna have to take it off my calendar. Said the
Speaker 2: Court therefore vacates the current May twentieth, twenty twenty four
Speaker 2: trial date, to be reset by separate order following resolution
Speaker 2: of the matters before the court. Basically just saying there's
Speaker 2: just a lot of stuff, like a lot of just
Speaker 2: a lot of pre trial issues that have to get
Speaker 2: sorted out, and you know, this is this is the
Speaker 2: one thing when a judge at this level obviously has
Speaker 2: the ability to sort of dictate what their trial calendar
Speaker 2: looks like. But most people are saying, like any judge
Speaker 2: worth their ship would obviously have these pre trial motions
Speaker 2: argued and then they would move forward. But again she's
Speaker 2: using just every technicality she can to give Don Jay
Speaker 2: Trump a nice fucking early Christmas gift. Anyway, so done,
Speaker 2: have we tried Donge Trump? Donge do smoking the Donge
Speaker 2: smoking that down, don Bro Trump. It's just everything feels
Speaker 2: uh like we're just everything. Yeah, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know why I ever thought maybe we'd see this guy
Speaker 2: see any kind of fucking consequences.
Speaker 1: No, it's it is interesting because like during his presidency,
Speaker 1: people are like, actually, he's like really smart because he's
Speaker 1: doing all this like judge appointing across the I just
Speaker 1: wonder if he was like, no, I'm about to commit
Speaker 1: so many crimes, like this is going to come back.
Speaker 1: Like he was just doing what he knew would allow
Speaker 1: him to get away with the crimes that he was
Speaker 1: planning to commit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unfortunately that was the Federalist society in his ear.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, you're like, or maybe he's in a criminal
Speaker 1: mastermind and you can tell from the boxes of documents
Speaker 1: in his shower by his tiny toilet can only get
Speaker 1: the farts down. That's a small stumps. Uh, there is
Speaker 1: a new state law in Utah that is unleashing transphobic
Speaker 1: bathroom monitoring basically in schools and other government owned buildings.
Speaker 1: People that they're demanding the people use bathrooms and change
Speaker 1: rooms that quote correspond with their sex assigned at birth,
Speaker 1: or face fines costing as much as ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: per day for each violation. The law actually took effect
Speaker 1: in January, but the finds started the other day and
Speaker 1: so now like people are fucking scared, obviously. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: the thing that the government did to like help enforce
Speaker 1: this law is to open up a tip line for
Speaker 1: people to report on violations. Fortunately, predictably, it was quickly
Speaker 1: overrun with hoax reports. They've already received more than ten
Speaker 1: thousand submissions to the tip line, and none of them
Speaker 1: seem legitimate, both because people are trolling them and also
Speaker 1: because it's a fucking stupid law addressing a problem that
Speaker 1: doesn't actually bother anyone. It's just designed to bully people
Speaker 1: who are already some of the most bullied and victimized humans.
Speaker 2: I mean, this happens every time there's some fucking weird, regressive,
Speaker 2: you know, discriminatory fuck law on the books, and they
Speaker 2: open a snitch line. The snitch line never turns out
Speaker 2: to be fruitful. They're like, yeah, people are just I
Speaker 2: don't know why we thought people were gonna fucking help us,
Speaker 2: and actually people are just more outraged, so they'll do
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck they can to gum up the tip line.
Speaker 2: And it's funny because like the auditor who's like, you know,
Speaker 2: checking out all the complaints, He's like, and you know,
Speaker 2: some of them are fake because like sometimes they like
Speaker 2: use my name like as they submit them, and like
Speaker 2: obviously like I'm not submitting them, so like, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, why don't you let us check?
Speaker 2: Yeah, then you say, quote, no auditor goes into auditing
Speaker 2: so they can be the bathroom monitors.
Speaker 1: Oh damn man, Well and we all feel very sorry
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: That sucks, man, Like this isn't where I saw my
Speaker 1: career trajectory heading, you guys, so think about it from
Speaker 1: my perspective exactly. Yeah. Uh, anyways, keep calling that line. Uh.
Speaker 1: Oscar Meyer is dropping three flavors of stuffed hot dogs
Speaker 1: just in time for summer. This this really brought me
Speaker 1: back to I don't I think I have like the
Speaker 1: memory wrong on this one, but of a.
Speaker 2: Cheese stuff hot dog Oscar Myer cheese dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had Oscar Meyer cheese dogs. But like the
Speaker 1: consistency of the cheese in my memory is like liquid.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It like almost like watery? Is that?
Speaker 1: Am I fucking that all?
Speaker 2: It's more like God got it?
Speaker 1: And I don't want to cheese with in my memory
Speaker 1: it's almost like an oil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a flavor. So when you bite into it,
Speaker 2: you do see a little bit of yellow in the middle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I remember, just I remember my whole thing. I
Speaker 2: will get home from school, I would microwave one for
Speaker 2: like a minute and ten seconds. This ship would be molten.
Speaker 2: I remember burning like I felt like I melted a
Speaker 2: tooth biting into one because it was just so fucking
Speaker 2: like unbelievably, it defied the laws of thermodynamics.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But now, but now you're gonna get Now I can
Speaker 2: melt my teeth with chili cheese or jalapeno cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so now we got cheese, chili cheese, and holopengo cheese.
Speaker 1: I unfortunately am going to have to try at least
Speaker 1: the halapango cheese. That sounds good as fun to me.
Speaker 2: You know, I was reading there's a there's a story
Speaker 2: about how halapenos are like in the US, because like,
Speaker 2: halopenos are super popular, but they're becoming less and less
Speaker 2: spicy to like sort of you know, help out the little,
Speaker 2: the weak, the weak mouths out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The genetics. Yeah, Like someone asks the like a genetics
Speaker 2: lab up, Like there's like a pepper chili genetics lab
Speaker 2: in a university of New Mexico, and they're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're breeding them to be a little bit milder in
Speaker 2: the US, which is a fucking shame because God, I
Speaker 2: love a spicy, spicy pepper.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have let us whites start eating them because
Speaker 1: then we're it's like this, could this taste a little
Speaker 1: more like mayonnaise. I get, I'm not saying it needs
Speaker 1: to be exactly like mayonnaise, but colonizing a fucking chili
Speaker 1: pepper is like peak fucking white supremacy.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, we love what you're doing like down there,
Speaker 2: but up here.
Speaker 1: We HiT's just too hot, too much, too much, too much. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So when I say alipango cheese that I want to
Speaker 1: try that, it's because I love mayonnaise and I think
Speaker 1: that's what it's Alapeo's tastes.
Speaker 2: Like that isn't Yeah, that is kind of the cheese
Speaker 2: and the cheese dog is definitely more male level than anything.
Speaker 1: All right, uh more, hot Dog News miles a story
Speaker 1: that we're calling hot Dog in the City to night
Speaker 1: because they build a giant, sixty five foot long hot
Speaker 1: dog in Times Square. I'm just gonna read the first
Speaker 1: sentence of this New York Times story. As the sun
Speaker 1: set on a cloudy evening in Times Square on Friday,
Speaker 1: a sixty five foot long Frankfurter can't deliver it into
Speaker 1: the sky and spewed out a blast of rainbow confetti.
Speaker 1: So we were like, I mean a confetti shooting hot
Speaker 1: dog that sounds like vaguely phallic. It actually like bones
Speaker 1: up like points up into the sky and then shoots
Speaker 1: the confetti out.
Speaker 2: It becomes engorged and then ejaculates the confetti.
Speaker 1: Yes, so New York shout out to you New York.
Speaker 2: I think I saw Jamie saying she was going to
Speaker 2: visit or has visited.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she was like, all right, yes, I've I've
Speaker 1: received all of your questions.
Speaker 2: She's like, yes, thank you, I am synonymous with the
Speaker 2: Hot Dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, it's an art project. They like gave
Speaker 1: Times Square to an artist or an art collective and
Speaker 1: they've been doing giant that this is part this is
Speaker 1: part of their vision and it sounds fun. There's like
Speaker 1: also wrestling and yeah, just wait wrestling, what do you
Speaker 1: mean they're so at the foot tail of its bun
Speaker 1: drag wrestlers were finishing the match in an elevated boxing ring.
Speaker 1: Sounds like it was a wrestling ring, asshole, practically twirking
Speaker 1: on the road, cheered on by hundreds of spectators. It
Speaker 1: was the first public event for a hostel in the city,
Speaker 1: an installation for Times Square Arts, the largest work that
Speaker 1: the organization has ever commissioned.
Speaker 2: So it's just basically it was like mixed media sculpture
Speaker 2: plus like human performers type. It's spectacle.
Speaker 1: I see what they're doing now.
Speaker 2: I was like, what is this and it's actually it's
Speaker 2: it's a it's it's a commentary on Americana. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought it was just like it's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: come on down Nathan's and check out the seventy foot
Speaker 2: Lizzie that shoots out paper at the top yeah.
Speaker 1: Which I don't know. I respect it. When you're gonna
Speaker 1: do a commentary on Americana, like, might as well go
Speaker 1: fucking huge, make it ridiculous, make me force the Americana
Speaker 1: down the audience's throat until they feel nauseous. Anyways, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll come back and tell
Speaker 1: you about the exciting future of delivery drones. And we're back.
Speaker 1: We've talked before about how door Dash is starting to
Speaker 1: deliver Wendy's orders via drone because you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: use the most up to date aviation technology to get
Speaker 1: that baconator a little bit faster. Oh yeah, heard, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it sounds like we're about to only get more
Speaker 1: and more companies offering drone deliveries. Some have proclaimed that
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four will be the breakout year for delivery drones.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck at all, Like, and these are It's not
Speaker 1: just you know, weird little startups. Amazon's been trying to
Speaker 1: make delivery drones happen for over a decade. But the
Speaker 1: thing that's changed now is that some major regulatory hurdles
Speaker 1: have been cleared. So toward the end of twenty twenty three,
Speaker 1: the FAA began allowing some drone operators who you and me, Miles, Nope,
Speaker 1: people like I don't know Amazon, zip line Wing, which
Speaker 1: is owned by Alphabet, So those drone operators are allowed
Speaker 1: to fly their machines beyond the visual line of site.
Speaker 1: The rules in the past stated that drones had to
Speaker 1: remain in sight of a human operator, which.
Speaker 2: Oh, so now we're doing like full on like US
Speaker 2: military style, Like people are just let them for a
Speaker 2: mobile trailer, just like in a dark room with headsets,
Speaker 2: so like, yeah, I've identified the target.
Speaker 1: If that. I mean, it feels like the whole idea
Speaker 1: behind this is that it'll be automated enough that you
Speaker 1: won't even need an individual operator to like write no.
Speaker 2: Humans at all, of course, of course, of course, I mean,
Speaker 2: like I get that there are positives to like drone deliveries,
Speaker 2: like life saving technologies like defibrillators or yeah, like medications
Speaker 2: or things like that if you live in a remote
Speaker 2: area and like, yeah, they they're using electricity, so there's
Speaker 2: that part. But like they're flying fucking over your homes
Speaker 2: and yeah, like that's the privacy issue I think is
Speaker 2: the only that.
Speaker 1: Do require cameras in order to navigate so you're going
Speaker 1: to have cameras flying over through past your homes, you know,
Speaker 1: dozens of times a day if Amazon has its way,
Speaker 1: and you will get to opt in, this is something
Speaker 1: you get to do. You get to opt in to
Speaker 1: a little feature that they've already got a patent for
Speaker 1: where the drone cameras won't just be like taking pictures
Speaker 1: of your house to make sure not to crash into it.
Speaker 1: They'll also be taking pictures of your house to you know,
Speaker 1: gather a little information to in case they want to
Speaker 1: like market something to you.
Speaker 2: You know, perfect perfect, perfect, perfect perfect.
Speaker 1: I love that. Also for security purposes. They're like, we'll
Speaker 1: offer security so that like, if our drones see that
Speaker 1: your house is on fire, we'll let you.
Speaker 2: Know it's okay, Sure, thank you. I Like it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: surveillance as a service, embrace it, Embrace it, and you
Speaker 2: can have us just fly our fucking That's the other
Speaker 2: thing too, Like we've talked about how since Amazon now
Speaker 2: owns ring camera, like, they're also doing this thing where
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, man, if the cops want this footage,
Speaker 2: like we basically have a wide network of cameras that
Speaker 2: we'll just hand over footage to the police, no questions asked. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just go to the website and say what you want
Speaker 2: and we'll we'll get it to you because we love
Speaker 2: the police.
Speaker 1: The more that the scales, the more delivery drones there
Speaker 1: are out in the world, the more you know they'll
Speaker 1: be able to track you the way they track you
Speaker 1: on the Internet. But now it will be with like
Speaker 1: a camera belong to a fucking flying robot. Right.
Speaker 2: That's like the other part was like interesting about understanding
Speaker 2: what the like quote air rights are above like your property. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like before planes, it used to be like colloquially all
Speaker 2: the way to heaven or hell yeah, like once you
Speaker 2: own that, like you can't get near my shit. I
Speaker 2: own the fucking sky above it and everything. But then
Speaker 2: once the FAA was created, they're like, all right, if
Speaker 2: you fly above five hundred feet, that's public domain unless
Speaker 2: it's Disneyland, on which case you cannot fly helicopter over it.
Speaker 2: I learned that in that John Mulaney show. Oh really,
Speaker 2: you can't fly a helicopter a helicopter News helicopter like
Speaker 2: was flying over Disneyland like decades ago and caught like
Speaker 2: all this footage of rides malfunctioning, and then so Disney
Speaker 2: lobbied Congress and it became restricted airspace wow above Disneyland.
Speaker 1: That would be nice if we could all just have that,
Speaker 1: Like I don't need it to be like I'll be
Speaker 1: all right with a plane flying at like ten thousand
Speaker 1: like cruising altitude, I'll allow it. But fucking police helicopters
Speaker 1: I feel like should be also should be an opt
Speaker 1: in service. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and also they do fuck all for anything except
Speaker 2: to disrupt people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. It's like, well, you know all this
Speaker 1: like medical life saving technology that people are talking about
Speaker 1: delivering with drones, like you could also do that with helicopters,
Speaker 1: but they don't. Instead the police just fly them back
Speaker 1: and forth and like try and intimidate people with them
Speaker 1: and do fuck all. So right, I don't know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't look promising to me, and just no having another
Speaker 1: thing just fucking making a shitty mechanical noise flying through
Speaker 1: the air doesn't seem that great. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder like if you have a like a hawk
Speaker 2: or corvids you train to take down drones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what the liability is there?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Or like you tell the crows you're like, yo, fuck anything.
Speaker 2: If y'all come if y'all come through for me, I'll
Speaker 2: come through for you. Fuck those drones up.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, that was just a place my thought my
Speaker 1: brain went as well, is like let's just start birds
Speaker 1: training birds. Yeah, there is somewhere like yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: videos that like people have trained like hawks to basically
Speaker 1: fuck drones up. Yeah, but like, yeah, this feels like
Speaker 1: the like the sort of opening scene in a film
Speaker 1: about like just massive a massive surveillance state where it's
Speaker 1: like an ad for like the convenience of having delivery
Speaker 1: drones with cameras and like that's sort of like the
Speaker 1: Trojan horse aspect. You're like, oh, yeah, that could be cool.
Speaker 1: That could be cool.
Speaker 2: It's like now you have flying cz TV cameras everywhere
Speaker 2: that yeah, just it's fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I wish I could trust I wish I could
Speaker 2: trust Meta, you know, And I think Meta's good on
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: We don't have to worry about Meta or go right.
Speaker 1: I think it's just no, no, actually they're well. But
Speaker 1: Google had that thing where they said don't be evil,
Speaker 1: and sure they conspicuously took it out of They went
Speaker 1: from having the lowest bar for not being an evil
Speaker 1: company possible, which is don't be evil as their motto
Speaker 1: to not having that. So they were like, eh, sorry,
Speaker 1: we can't promise to not be evil anymore exactly. So
Speaker 1: that's a little unnerving. Yeah, it happens. Yeah, anyway, that's
Speaker 1: where we are. Anyway. Anyway, Panera, we have sad news
Speaker 1: in the world of Panera. For Miles, who's extremely tired.
Speaker 1: Right now, they're canceling the charged lemonade.
Speaker 2: They're fucking gone, dude. They're getting rid of the heart
Speaker 2: exploder lemonade again. The large contained up to three hundred
Speaker 2: and ninety milligrams of caffeine.
Speaker 1: That's too much caffeine. We've learned two hundred seems to
Speaker 1: be like the maximum caffeination.
Speaker 2: Take that and double it please for these Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I I we saw that people were having like
Speaker 2: cardiac events, and they were like, oh, okay, I have
Speaker 2: a feeling that's probably why you probably who knows they
Speaker 2: I don't know, who knows what. Like their lawyers told
Speaker 2: them like, yeah, this is kind of like unheard of, but.
Speaker 1: Okay, that'sh all five and a half mountain dews in
Speaker 1: a single mountain dew's worth of caffeine and a single
Speaker 1: right drink.
Speaker 2: Also new Boeing news.
Speaker 1: Just this, just in.
Speaker 2: Did you see the FedEx Boeing seven sixty seven that
Speaker 2: crash landed because the landing gear failed?
Speaker 1: No, uh buddy.
Speaker 2: It was at Istanbul Airport, so fucking it's like just
Speaker 2: it just was a fucking like a low rider plane.
Speaker 2: It looked like because they're just scraping on landing.
Speaker 1: So anyway, still amazing, but continuing to kill it, and
Speaker 1: by it I mean whistle blowers. All right, that's gonna
Speaker 1: do it for us this Wednesday afternoon. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole lest episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,