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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

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Speaker 4: Given the.

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Speaker 2: Show. I don't joy joy the shore. You gotta use.

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Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,

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Speaker 7: dig me now, One and only.

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Speaker 2: Steve Harvey man oh man, got a radio show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 7: God so big to me, man, I just have to

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Speaker 7: tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather

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Speaker 7: obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's

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Speaker 7: absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one, he'd

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Speaker 7: be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 7: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,

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Speaker 7: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your

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Speaker 7: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we

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Speaker 7: as people delay what we want or delay the process

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Speaker 7: to begin what we want on our hopes, our dreams,

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Speaker 7: our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why

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Speaker 7: don't we all decide together that just individually. Look you listening.

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Speaker 7: You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got

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Speaker 7: an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got

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Speaker 7: goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.

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Speaker 7: Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't

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Speaker 7: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your

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Speaker 7: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only

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Speaker 7: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration

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Speaker 7: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can

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Speaker 7: get back to that because God knows where you left off.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 7: You may have to accomplish a few more things since

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Speaker 7: you stopped for a long period of time, but God

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Speaker 7: know where you left off. You can get back on track. Look, man,

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Speaker 7: this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,

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Speaker 7: and it got off track. Now it got off track.

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Speaker 7: I just kept it as one of the dreams, and

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Speaker 7: in some real dog moments when it looked like it

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Speaker 7: just the hope that one day it could. But that's

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Speaker 7: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in

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Speaker 7: things that you cannot see but faith gives you the confidence.

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Speaker 2: To keep hoping.

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Speaker 7: Man. Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard

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Speaker 7: Jesse Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man,

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Speaker 7: it's just the hope. I was hanging on a hope.

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Speaker 7: And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and

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Speaker 7: Then I sat there and I just hung on to

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Speaker 2: See. He held on to that for me.

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Speaker 7: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but

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Speaker 7: he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You want to

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.

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Speaker 7: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a

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Speaker 7: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but

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Speaker 7: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.

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Speaker 7: That's why I say it every day. See, because of

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Speaker 7: I can tell you about me better I can tell

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Speaker 7: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,

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Speaker 7: I get it now. See at the time, no, I

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Speaker 7: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.

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Speaker 7: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

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Speaker 7: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,

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Speaker 7: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what

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Speaker 7: I did. I just got sick of me, good and

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Speaker 7: And then God started working and here I am today.

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Speaker 7: Now he threw it me Yet Nope, I have jet Nope.

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Speaker 7: But guess what the journey is cool?

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 7: It's like I was talking to this young brother the

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Speaker 7: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,

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Speaker 7: what is this I feel every night before I go

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Speaker 7: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just

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Speaker 7: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,

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Speaker 7: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back

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Speaker 7: every night before I go on stage. I don't know

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Speaker 7: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,

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Speaker 7: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a

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Speaker 7: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,

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Speaker 7: what you mean by that? I said, every night I

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Speaker 7: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go

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Speaker 7: and step off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.

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Speaker 7: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,

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Speaker 7: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want

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Speaker 7: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,

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Speaker 7: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now, these yoaks provide

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Speaker 7: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off

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Speaker 7: then I take the audience this way, and I swung

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Speaker 7: them back over to that way. We might swing out

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Speaker 7: I said, but it's been too many nights though. When

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Speaker 7: Ain't the parachute didn't open? I said, so see, that's

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Speaker 7: I found out. If you done walked off the cliff

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Speaker 7: It's like not having a parachute. You step off the

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Speaker 7: now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right,

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Speaker 7: We all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.

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Speaker 7: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is

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Speaker 7: nice ride, and God just helps your descent appear more

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Speaker 7: of not having no God in your life and you

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Speaker 7: just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.

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Speaker 2: Ain't got no cord, you.

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Speaker 7: Steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because you to

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Speaker 2: A parachute for you.

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Speaker 7: I would rather have a parachute since I got to

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Speaker 7: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that

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Speaker 7: came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,

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Speaker 7: most good things that happen in my life that I

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen, let me. Have your attention. Please.

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Speaker 7: What I'm about to do is start something. And it's

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Speaker 7: called the Morning Show. We invite you to get with it.

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Speaker 2: Be about it.

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Speaker 7: Uh and come on yeah cause we cause I'm gonna

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Speaker 7: tell you right now. We're good as gone. Yeah, so

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Speaker 7: you know I'm just telling you. Come on, I wake

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Speaker 7: up on ready set. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 7: Steve Hally Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Sure's trouble, happy Friday, Ready set, Steve Harvey, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Damn must be calling for them. Thank you, Steve.

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Speaker 6: Never mad on a Friday, Never though the maid.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Junior Gold like I beat Timmy.

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Speaker 7: I'll be damn about that up. I thought you was

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Speaker 7: gonna bringing up the other day we was talking about

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Well, well well Jay Anthony Brown, he's after a full

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Speaker 7: week of work.

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Speaker 3: It's great to see a Friday. Thank you, Jesus.

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Speaker 8: Starting, Well, it's Friday, Steven and nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 7: You gotta let him speak to me, sure, Jesus. Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 7: hey Tommy man, and she ain't sick because you know

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Speaker 7: what happened is he'll caught you out. Doctor, you'll be

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Speaker 4: He was.

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Speaker 2: He was a wonderful person working with him.

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Speaker 3: His ways.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, nephew, what's going on?

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Speaker 4: You killed?

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Speaker 2: What's Shirley has killed four people?

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Speaker 1: On here we go?

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Speaker 9: He ain't lying, so I'm a murderer.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: You you, you are on the phone.

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Speaker 2: You're an accessory. Surely if you was a rapper doing

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Speaker 2: a rap battle.

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Speaker 4: You the one.

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Speaker 1: Killing people?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, slaying.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it was an oversight, sit up Tommy.

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Speaker 2: What oh wow? Oversight Wow, I see what we're going.

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Speaker 10: You're throwing hooks out man, he oversight, sit up, timming.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I was always saying, Steve, it's Friday, what's up?

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Speaker 2: I do radio show? After this, I'm gonna go hear

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Speaker 2: some golf balls.

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Speaker 1: And you're still taking lessons?

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Speaker 2: Well, everybody, I still taking time. They had a coach

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Speaker 2: and he was a greater.

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Speaker 1: What you don't just get it one day? It clicks

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Speaker 1: and you don't need Okay.

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Speaker 2: We gotta know that, all right, just like a click click.

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Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we

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Speaker 1: will hear from the nephew. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: morning show, all right, and it's time now to start

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Speaker 1: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank

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Speaker 1: back what you got for his nep hooking up.

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Speaker 11: At the daycare at Doubt. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to uh,

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Speaker 11: I'm trying to reach Freda.

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Speaker 2: This is Frea and you don't know me. My name

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Speaker 2: is Line liney. I know I wanted to call you.

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Speaker 11: I've been looking for trying to get your phone number

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Speaker 5: Now what do you do my number?

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Speaker 4: Four? Baby?

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Speaker 12: Can you get on with it because I'm on lunch breaking.

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Speaker 5: Front her and meet my lunch and.

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Speaker 2: I need to come on with Okay, now is your

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Speaker 12: What is your name again?

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Speaker 2: My name is Line Line?

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Speaker 12: Okay, and you asking about my husband? Now what about? Yes,

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Speaker 12: that's my husband.

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Speaker 4: See.

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Speaker 11: The problem I'm having, Miss Freedom, is that I look

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Speaker 11: her a right.

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Speaker 1: Down, stop stop stop wait a minute, because.

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Speaker 11: But see let me finish though he been text message

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Speaker 6: On on the cell phone back.

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Speaker 12: Please no, no, sir, not, I know not because if anything,

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Speaker 12: if he's texting anybody needs to be an employer about

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Speaker 12: a job. I know you're not saying to me, who

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Speaker 12: who is your wife? What's your name again?

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Speaker 5: What's your name mean?

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Speaker 2: My name is Linne and my my my wife name

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Speaker 2: is My wife name is.

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Speaker 1: Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise.

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Speaker 12: They ain't registered with me. We pretty much have an

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Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, do do your husband's last fold digits on

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Speaker 11: his phone is sixty eight twenty two.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be the last for digit.

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Speaker 2: Okay. See know what I'm saying, ma'am. I'm not trying

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Speaker 11: I mean, I'm disappointed in my wife because of these

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Speaker 11: I'm I'm the one. That's why I say, Okay, I

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Speaker 11: what you know, do she even know it.

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Speaker 12: I need you to write a minute back up and

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Speaker 12: be quiet for me to look here. Okay, Denise, you're lining, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Where they're supposed to have a minute? What you know

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Speaker 5: because we used to go everywhere age when we go on,

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Speaker 5: first of all, the don't work.

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Speaker 12: Let's go there.

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Speaker 5: He does not work?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know where it is when he got.

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Speaker 12: When he generally when he leaves the house went together.

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Speaker 5: Where did they meet?

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Speaker 4: How?

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Speaker 5: How did they meet two weeks ago?

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Speaker 12: You say, because oh I'm listening.

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Speaker 11: To you now, you got don't I don't know if

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Speaker 11: they meant two weeks ago. I'm just I just found

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Speaker 11: I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 11: You say, if you're saying he don't work, then evidently

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Speaker 11: something I don't do.

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Speaker 2: I mean you you say you on your lunch break

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Speaker 2: right now?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Uh huh? And where is your wife right now?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 5: Do you know where your wife feels right now?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Well, she supposed to be at work right now.

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Speaker 12: And you know what, I just kind of he told

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Speaker 12: me he was gonna get in the tube. And when

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Speaker 12: I came back the tacond round he used it. Okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 12: if I ain't have to go back in this hospital,

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Speaker 12: the baby baby baby.

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Speaker 5: See, yeah, where is your wife? I need you to

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Speaker 5: get to we need to sew your wife field.

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Speaker 11: Well, see, my wife works at a uh at a

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Speaker 11: No wait a minute, do y'all have do y'all have kids?

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Speaker 4: Hell?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we got kids, and that's my problem. That's why

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Speaker 5: I'm so upset.

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Speaker 12: I'm working all day. I get up at four in

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Speaker 12: the morning to make sure I got everything prepared for

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Speaker 12: the whole day, got to get the kids. And we

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Speaker 12: have three kids, one, two, and three.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, is he the one?

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Speaker 11: Because see do he cause my wife works at a

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Speaker 11: at a daycare? Do he drop him off at a daycare?

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Speaker 12: Don't start your baby. It's getting deeper if I get

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Speaker 12: to this what day care?

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Speaker 5: Does your wife working back?

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Speaker 12: Because I see mm hmm, don't start me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah he plopping them off?

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Speaker 4: Okay, uh huh.

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Speaker 12: If you tell me to maybe just tell.

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Speaker 11: Me if from I swear liney now she's been at

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Speaker 11: this place called children's academy.

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Speaker 5: You are lie. You better now tell me this non

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Speaker 5: working it's want to they're supposed to be watching our kids.

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Speaker 11: You see, I'm already and see but see I'm already

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Speaker 11: upset and been upset about this last I've been holding

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Speaker 11: it for the last two weeks.

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Speaker 2: I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing to kneel.

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Speaker 5: Why are you holding it? Why you should have been

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Speaker 5: called me?

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Speaker 4: What them?

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Speaker 5: Because when he get it? Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 12: I get up at four every morning.

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Speaker 4: And this I go.

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Speaker 5: I have to be to work for six thirty every morning.

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Speaker 5: I get to that damn house.

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Speaker 12: I slave all.

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Speaker 5: They didn't come on as slave for him.

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Speaker 12: Try to make sure he feels good as a man

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Speaker 12: although he's not working. You know it wasn't this part

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Speaker 12: he got laid off. But hey, I want him to

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Speaker 12: feel good although he's no wherecause you know y'all don't

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Speaker 12: feel too good when you're not work. So I wanted

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Speaker 12: him to feel good. I tell the kids, you know

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Speaker 12: it's gonna be okay.

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Speaker 5: But I bet you this got that something.

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Speaker 2: Is my wife. Don't be you know she's my wife.

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Speaker 12: No wait a minute, now, for wait a minute. See

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Speaker 12: I told you was ignorantant. See you should have been

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Speaker 12: called me long ago. Let me tell y'all you eagnant too.

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Speaker 5: See she's a burst of all because she said she

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Speaker 5: too suff she said he raced that out. I'm not

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Speaker 5: a player game and with my house and he's sending

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Speaker 5: her naked pictures. He ain't got to be showing that

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Speaker 5: no way, trust me, it ain't worth on. I was

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Speaker 5: just within him because he was a good man.

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Speaker 12: I guess Mike's dumb to all.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you this here because he's.

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Speaker 12: Don't ask what do you want to ask?

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Speaker 5: What can you ask me? He just thought me this

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Speaker 5: to hear. It's with your wife some name Denise. Yes,

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Speaker 5: that's what I said.

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Speaker 12: And this is the watching the twins and we have twins?

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Speaker 13: Do you hear me?

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Speaker 2: Can I say something else to you?

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Speaker 12: I don't need you to say them? Thanks?

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Speaker 2: Can I say one more thing?

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Speaker 5: What do you need to say?

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Speaker 2: This is Nephew Teman from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got prank by your husband.

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Speaker 4: Gerald.

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you something got today to be pranking me.

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Speaker 5: He needs me, so you know what, I'm going ahead

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Speaker 5: to shid it when I get home, gets not working,

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Speaker 5: ain't cooking the night, I begin I.

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Speaker 11: Gotta answer you some baby. What's baddest radio show in

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Speaker 11: the land.

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Speaker 5: Definitely the Steve Harvey going show that he's number.

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Speaker 14: What, thank you you're listening this Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Office of

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Speaker 1: the KLO. As a nephew calls him, Steve Harvey is

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Speaker 1: in the building.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Honey and Queen's Honeywrights. Two years ago.

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Speaker 1: I had a hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery,

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Speaker 1: and I'm still using it as an excuse to keep

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Speaker 1: my husband away from me at night. He eventually stopped

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Speaker 1: pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't come to

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Speaker 1: bed till late at night. Instead, he sits out back

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Speaker 1: and smokes cigars. Last night, I looked for him and

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Speaker 1: his car wasn't there. I called him and he said

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Speaker 1: he was watching the game with his brother. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to call his brother to verify his story, but the

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Speaker 1: background was quiet. Should I trust my husband or did

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Speaker 1: he lie?

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Speaker 2: Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie.

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Speaker 7: Let's talk about this four minutes, see because just sarelate

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Speaker 7: about your huss Let's be real, is you freaking this

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Speaker 7: Hip's you with this fake hip injury? Now you ain't

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Speaker 7: got your hip replace. So I know you're old. So

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Speaker 7: now you didn't got your hip replace because that ain't

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Speaker 7: a twenty year old problem. You got your hip replace

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Speaker 7: because your ass mess around failed somewhere. You didn't have

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Speaker 7: your little panic alert.

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Speaker 6: But the help.

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Speaker 7: I'm falling. I can't get up. So you laid there

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Speaker 7: and now you got to get the whole damn hip replaced.

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Speaker 7: Now you don't want your husband touching you at night,

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Speaker 7: and so you done kept the lie going.

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Speaker 2: You lie.

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Speaker 7: Let's not turn this into is your husband lying. You've

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Speaker 7: been lying to your husband about your hip injury.

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Speaker 2: This is your lie.

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Speaker 7: So now your husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar.

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Speaker 7: Now you go out there one night and the carn there.

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Speaker 7: How long it's been since you had sex with your

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Speaker 7: hus and what you want him to do because he

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Speaker 7: know your hip.

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Speaker 2: Don't take that damn long because he was at doctor's

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Speaker 2: office with you. He's not stupid and he don't want

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Speaker 2: your help anyway.

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Speaker 7: So of course wrong with everything else because we were

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Speaker 7: I stay on the front side. We ain't even got

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Speaker 7: to go over there with a hipap because what I

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Speaker 7: want is not your hip. Now what's up?

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Speaker 2: So is he at your brother's house.

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Speaker 7: Probably should you call hell now because you started this lie?

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Speaker 7: So this lie on you not need hell?

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Speaker 1: Honeys moving on to me in Saint Louis and says,

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Speaker 1: I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her birthday and

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Speaker 1: scheduled her a spa day. I gambled, then went to

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Speaker 1: the pool to relax and have a drink. I was

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Speaker 1: being sociable with two cuties and they said they had

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Speaker 1: edibles in their room, so we went up there. I

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Speaker 1: stayed in there for four hours straight, and the three

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Speaker 1: of us pleasured each other. I felt so bad about

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Speaker 1: how I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip. I

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Speaker 1: planned to marry this woman, but my conscience is eating

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Speaker 1: me up. I know that I can't confess what I did,

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Speaker 1: So how do I get past this?

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Speaker 2: So let me shea something.

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Speaker 4: Dog.

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Speaker 2: If you know you can't confess what you did, what

448
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: is you writing us for?

449
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 7: No, you can't run the risk of one of her

450
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 7: friends singing this and talking about wait, man, didn't Dmitrius

451
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 7: taken out of your birthday?

452
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 2: And when he missing and all.

453
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 7: This and then you come to couldn't find him, girl,

454
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 7: He was upstairs eating edibles in the room with two girls,

455
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 7: and they was pleasuring each other. Hold up, dog, dog,

456
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 7: listen to me. We all make mistakes, everybody. Don't you

457
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 7: walk your ass in there and have no moment where

458
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 7: you got to get this off your chest. This is

459
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 7: you've heard the statement cad to your grave. This is

460
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 7: a take it to your grave moment. I thank you

461
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 7: stupid for writing this. Damn lotter myself personally. Now this

462
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 7: is you a young ass dude because you done? Did

463
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 7: he say how all he was?

464
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 4: No?

465
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 10: But he did say he ian in Saint Louis.

466
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 2: How many inns he.

467
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 10: Put his name into them?

468
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 3: And why is this bothering him? That's what I need

469
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 3: to know.

470
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 7: You wasn't bothering you when you was eating the brownies

471
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 7: and all the gum drops and all this hell. Wasn't

472
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 7: nothing bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when there was

473
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 7: up there pleasuring each other.

474
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 4: Dog.

475
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 7: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. They created that

476
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 7: he knows Vegas six times a year. Do you know

477
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 7: the things I've done in Vegas?

478
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 2: I can't repeat say for you? Man, no woman, land

479
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 2: ass moment you're trying to pass it.

480
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: You passed it Vegas ain't for amateur cy it already.

481
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 7: That's say what you need to do. You can't take

482
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 7: your hands back out there. I used to go out

483
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 7: to Vegas expecting that you went out there and it

484
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 7: just happened. I went out there for it. She got

485
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 7: different dudes right now, No, I know what this is

486
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,479
Speaker 7: out here. Unbelievable stuff can happen to you in Vegas.

487
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 7: Sitting up in here. Man, Now you finn have something?

488
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 7: How do you get past it?

489
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 2: You it's in your past.

490
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: They don't call it sin city for nothing.

491
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 14: That's sure.

492
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 7: I don't think he understands how many of us have

493
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 7: a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.

494
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 4: You know how big.

495
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: Much load I got, Tommy, I got a slave behind.

496
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: I got a load that.

497
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 7: Not I'm telling you right now, look man, my bag.

498
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 7: You don't even understand.

499
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: It's staple. It's so yeah, it's stitch, is clowned, it's

500
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: gorilla glued.

501
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 6: You get it?

502
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 2: This bag my bad. Don't move.

503
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 7: And let me say, let me give you some advice.

504
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 7: Don't take your ass back there by the bag.

505
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: No, no, don't ask no question.

506
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, all right, all right, Gigi and Virginia

507
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: Beach says, I'm dating a new guy. And we met

508
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: at a football game. He had on a baseball cap,

509
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: so I couldn't see his hair, but I did see

510
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: his big smile in grayish blue eyes. On our first date,

511
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: I got to see his hair for the first time.

512
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: It was shiny, wet and jet black. His baby hair

513
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: was pulled out and it looked like a Jerry curl.

514
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: I asked him what he'd done to get his hair

515
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: like that, and he said, it's natural. It's only that's

516
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: the only flaw he has so far. So how can

517
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: I encourage him to fix it?

518
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 4: Fixed? What?

519
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: I don't know? First of all three of us on

520
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 2: this show don't have half fall.

521
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 7: The three comedians don't have half the fourth comedian is

522
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 7: it's close in the end on us on.

523
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 2: His way over here. Yeah, it could be any months there.

524
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom

525
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 7: right now and he's all forehead for his hairline is

526
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 7: back then where his head set is at.

527
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 3: Wow, we can't wait till he gets here. We'll he

528
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 3: in the fight station.

529
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:30,719
Speaker 2: We already know that's how it starts twenty twenty two.

530
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 4: Up.

531
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 2: I'm just look, he got a lot look at his forehead.

532
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you how.

533
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: It's just the camera.

534
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: Okay, you back up, I'll back up. Let her show

535
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: you something.

536
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 7: Forward and any angle we can't see the front of

537
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 7: your hairline.

538
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 2: It's happening.

539
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: You're listening.

540
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 14: Morning show.

541
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: Personality is it's more important than looks to most people.

542
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 1: While a lot of us are overly concerned about how

543
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: we look, especially when it comes to finding a mate,

544
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: it turns out looks really aren't everything. In fact, a

545
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: new poll finds that ninety two percent, ninety two percent

546
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: of people say they prefer a partner with a good

547
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,479
Speaker 1: personality to one with a great body. Overall, eighty one

548
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: percent of people say they're looking for a partner with

549
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: a good personality, while seventy six percent want one with

550
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: a sense of humor. There you go, Steve with a

551
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: positive attitude and seventy three percent open mindedness sixty two

552
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: percent also important characteristics for make so I gotta ask you, Steve,

553
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: I gotta ask Junior, Antommy, you guys chime in too.

554
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: What's the most important thing you're looking for in your

555
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: significant other? Well? And really, how important are looks?

556
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 7: Personality is critical, it's absolutely critical, but I'm going to

557
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 7: need you to be Q two though.

558
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 2: Thanks, because so what I'm not going to be doing

559
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: is up in here with your glass. Just caught you nice?

560
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 10: You got a nice person.

561
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to sit up and do all that. Yeah,

562
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,959
Speaker 2: I got you nice. But you know you're you're whrrid.

563
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: That used to be the standard. If someone wasn't cute

564
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: that you'd ask them are they cute? You say, well,

565
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: they have a nice personality.

566
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 10: That's all that meant right away.

567
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 7: But now I would prefer personality over you said a

568
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 7: great body. Yeah, yeah, because my body got flaws. I

569
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 7: can accept the flaw on your body. There ain't no problem.

570
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 7: Couple of flaws, you know. So I ain't worried about that.

571
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 2: And it was nice.

572
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 7: Rolling over every morning looking at that. No, no, no,

573
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 7: I'm gonna need something now.

574
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: Still death do us part?

575
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 4: Kill me?

576
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 6: You die?

577
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 4: Baby?

578
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

579
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. What I'm not gonna do is die every morning

580
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: you wake up.

581
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 6: Well, I mean.

582
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 2: I mean for you, I to make up to resemble the.

583
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: Person in making how that okay? So we know men

584
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: are visual. We got that men are very visual.

585
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: Women are too, surely.

586
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: Okay, and that that's what I was coming to and

587
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: you guys, all of you guys, well, with the exception

588
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: of Tommy. You guys say you're not cute, so where

589
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: are we now?

590
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying Tommy, were still wh them not

591
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: cute and I'm just cute?

592
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 4: What is? What? What? What?

593
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: Tommy? You're not You're not gonna make me ugly at.

594
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 7: I'm not boring that way, Tommy, I was not. Okay, okay, okay, Tommy,

595
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 7: let me ask you a question. List your flaws. Damn

596
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 7: my flower.

597
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: You might take a minute talk am.

598
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 4: My shoulders ain't like nice? You know my hamstrings? Of

599
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 4: course it's gone to hell.

600
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: See your shoulders ain't ain't good. Ain't like my shoulders?

601
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 11: Now you got brought you wie? Now you're wirde. I

602
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 11: ain't got that. I ain't got that.

603
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: Shoulders Okay, shoulder mark star with the sage come on.

604
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 11: So far as shoulders the other the sage shoulders and.

605
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: Come on listen.

606
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 11: First of all, I'm not short, but short can be sexy,

607
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 11: so let's not let's not kill that. Okay, you don't

608
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 11: have to be tall to be sexy. Now, I'm not tall,

609
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 11: but I'm not short. Now, women don't have to be

610
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 11: tall to be sexy. No, I'm not talking about women.

611
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 11: I'm talking about people period.

612
00:32:51,360 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 4: There's there's short sense, there's short see women there, and

613
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 4: there's good looking shorter men.

614
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: Talking about put up.

615
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 7: We're just at the shoulders though, go ahead, go ahead,

616
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 7: finish your shoulders.

617
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: What else wrong?

618
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: It's a.

619
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: Lower back, ain't wearing all to be got hair on it?

620
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: You know, it's just it's just something. You can't see

621
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: your lower back because of your other fo.

622
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: Does need help?

623
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 2: Because okay here behind I don't have behind behind.

624
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 7: I don't claim you can't see your lower back. If Thomas,

625
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 7: when you put your belt on, if your belt buckle

626
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 7: it's lower than the top of your ass.

627
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,719
Speaker 2: What do you think that's from? I'm just bad belts.

628
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 7: Bad stilt is what you bad belts? Okayunt thom Tommy, Tommy,

629
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 7: let me help you with your with your shortcoming.

630
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: Your fly is your shoulders. You got a high ass,

631
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: your short and your profile.

632
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: Profile, that's all of me. What is your time? What

633
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: do you mean profile?

634
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

635
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: I mean looking when he turns to the side, I

636
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: never noticed.

637
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 11: Okay, ladies look at me from the side, okay, yeah, no,

638
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 11: do you see anything?

639
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 2: He times back. What are you saying.

640
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 7: You don't see a jaw line? How have chin run

641
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 7: straight down into his chest?

642
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 11: My son said that, man, I don't okay, I don't

643
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 11: have a chance. So that's that makes me ugly though.

644
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: With chinless, I don't know ye's getting over. We should

645
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: have chins in life.

646
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: Seriously, our family not famous for that. My profile toe up?

647
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 2: How much do chins come?

648
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: We get implants all day.

649
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 4: If I get a che and then I look good,

650
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 4: you're supposed to be encouraging him.

651
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 7: He ain't encouraging nothing. Well, I didn't say I was

652
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 7: gonna encourage you. I said, list your shortcomings. You seem

653
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 7: to be struggling. Shoulder, short, high ass, and your profile

654
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 7: and your hamstrings is gone?

655
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: What is your and your jumping ability is what? I got?

656
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 7: Big lips, I got a full nose, My profile is shot.

657
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 7: My stomach cannot seem to get reduced.

658
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta get this. This could take forever. You're

659
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: listening morning show time for would you rather, guys here

660
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: we go? Would you rather have sex in a hospital?

661
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: Have sex in a hospital or would you rather have

662
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: sex at a funeral?

663
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 7: Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about

664
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 7: with acrophy. You're talking to the start to show.

665
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: That's not what I want.

666
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 14: No, we're not.

667
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 1: All right, so it doesn't matter where.

668
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 14: In other words, all right.

669
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied?

670
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with both for them, I'm gonna go

671
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 2: with A because if you A, you can get B.

672
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 14: Right, if you do.

673
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 2: What you're saying, you got A, yeah, B come be

674
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: come believe that. Okay, you're gonna be already know.

675
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 4: You've been down.

676
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: I'm all right. Yeah, I've done B without the A

677
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: and it ain't nothing but work and stress. I've been

678
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: B with no A, and I'm saying right now, you

679
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: start looking for that A you know her, or you

680
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 2: gonna measure it ain't gonna be do be no mo.

681
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 4: All this?

682
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 7: Well, you want to go to dinner? I thought we

683
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 7: could just go on to the house. I will be

684
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 7: taken out.

685
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to

686
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 1: a compulsive liar? Or would you rather be married to

687
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: a compulsive gambler?

688
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 2: A gambler be lying though, Hey, you rather.

689
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: Be married to a compulsive liar?

690
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 7: You all.

691
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, give a damn watch this here. Lie to me,

692
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: what happened? Lie to me? And watch what I do?

693
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do? You just being a lie topping contest?

694
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: Who can give the best?

695
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 2: I got to go to the Steve. I gotta go

696
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 2: to the doctor today.

697
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 4: What you gotta do?

698
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 7: Oh I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go

699
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 7: down there too. Damn we've got doctor deportments on the

700
00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 7: same day.

701
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: Put you a delicious meal.

702
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 2: Oh baby, I already hate it.

703
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 14: That was really a lie.

704
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: You're listening.

705
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 14: Morning show?

706
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,280
Speaker 1: All right, jay it it's time for comedy roulette.

707
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 15: Got it up quick, just the insults. Every week you

708
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 15: test our comedy ability.

709
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 6: Tell you what you do?

710
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 15: Take five subjects, put them on a wheel, spit in

711
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 15: a wheel with stop, We'll do the damn thing.

712
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: What you got? All right, here we go.

713
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: I have the categories. Let's spend. Let me let's get ready.

714
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: All right, she has an she has an invisible boyfriend,

715
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: somebody like that. All right, that's number one. Number stop lying?

716
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 1: You staying at your mama's house.

717
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 14: Number three?

718
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: What are you gonna get that? Back to fick?

719
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 3: You know people.

720
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: Is right back?

721
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 6: Number four?

722
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 4: You know they.

723
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: Repoked that card.

724
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 3: I'm lying.

725
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: At number five. I don't know how to tell you this,

726
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: but she sings, somebody, all of these are good. Uh huh,

727
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: all of these Benny Cat, I'm.

728
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: On that too, Come on to come on.

729
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 2: Land it on.

730
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 9: Number two.

731
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: Stop lying you staying at your mama's house.

732
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 3: You know how I know you staying at your mama house.

733
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 3: Lad at the club. I hear you on the phone

734
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 3: say hey, I'll be there in a minute.

735
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 2: Mama, lead a key under the door.

736
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 10: Mama, your Mama's out.

737
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 6: I know you stand at your mama out.

738
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 10: I know you be trying to hide all your clothes increasing.

739
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 3: You know, damn well, you don't that good.

740
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: Your clothes got even crease on both.

741
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 6: You're standing at.

742
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: You know you're staying at your mama house. When you

743
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 2: got a lunch bag with your name on it in

744
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: the car, you.

745
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 6: Know Mama made that for you.

746
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 2: When you when when you on your cell phone talking

747
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: and we can hear the washing machine in the back brasement,

748
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 2: Mama house.

749
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 3: You know you know, I know you stand it to

750
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 3: mama house.

751
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 15: You ain't got your own key, and the key you

752
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 15: got is around your neck, pulling fool you.

753
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 3: You ain't fooling, No, damn bodies. You keep growing ass man.

754
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 2: I know you stay at your mama house.

755
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 10: When I come to your mama house on family functions,

756
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 10: you the first one. Now you the first one here.

757
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 4: We know you're staying at your mama house when you

758
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 4: you only invite us over doing prayer meetings.

759
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: Mama gone to turn tonight we can come through. Yeah,

760
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: I know you.

761
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 3: I know yet your mama husband.

762
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 7: This how I know you live at your mama's house.

763
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 7: You always smell damp, smell like the face.

764
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 3: You know how I know you just smell everything?

765
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 15: How I know you standing at your mama house every

766
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 15: day You've coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.

767
00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 3: When you start watching old Steam, I.

768
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 9: Like experiencing this area.

769
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 4: That's what I know you stay at your mama house

770
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 4: when you always.

771
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: Into it with her boyfriend?

772
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 3: How come you with Earl all the way that out here.

773
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 6: Over that.

774
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: You don't like nothing?

775
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 11: Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house

776
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 11: and you're losing You smell like a vah.

777
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, when are you coming to smell of that white diamond?

778
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 6: What is that about?

779
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: Closing out?

780
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 2: This is how you know you live with your mama's

781
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: house called the car you're driving got a Bible on

782
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,280
Speaker 2: the dashboards.

783
00:42:47,400 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 9: In the bible head Jesus. Hello, all right, we'll be

784
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 9: back with you.

785
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 4: We do it?

786
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 3: So did we not do it?

787
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 13: You guys did it.

788
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: We'll be back with nephew. Tell me sprank phone call

789
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: after this.

790
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 14: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

791
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about

792
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and

793
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: the subject, Oh, you guys are gonna love this. This

794
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: drinking and cussing has got to stop. This drinking and

795
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: cussing has to stop.

796
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh dunk dunk.

797
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit later, but

798
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

799
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: What you got for his nap?

800
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 4: Three minute remarks? Three minute remo. I think all of

801
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 4: us as black people know what that means. Three minute remogs.

802
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 4: It happens at the funeral and people want to go

803
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 4: a lot longer and in what's expected.

804
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: So let's take a listen. Three minute.

805
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith.

806
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 13: Please, Yeah, this is Keith, Keith.

807
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 4: How you doing? This? Is Lawrence's overhead, your funeral home Okay,

808
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 4: we are the ones that have the doing the funeral

809
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 4: for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt. Am I

810
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 4: am I understanding? Right? Yeah, that's Lanti okay, And yes,

811
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 4: you know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll

812
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 4: be Thursday. I'm giving you a call because it's been

813
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 4: brought to my attention that you were going to be

814
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 4: giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay.

815
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 4: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to

816
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 4: print the programs for the funeral and let you know

817
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 4: that they have taken you off for the remarks because

818
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 4: they say that you're not going to be Oh hold on,

819
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 4: what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm

820
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 4: saying they say that you're you're not going to abide

821
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 4: by the two three minute rule that they have for remarks,

822
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 4: and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh,

823
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 4: who is they? Come? Who? Who? What's the name again, Lawn,

824
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 4: I'm launch, I'm the actual funeral director.

825
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 13: Lord, And who who told you to take me off?

826
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 4: One of the one of the family members, I'm assuming

827
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 4: is who who made the adjustment?

828
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 13: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing

829
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 13: the whole program.

830
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 4: Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite

831
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 4: a few family members doing different things throughout the funeral.

832
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 13: Okay, so how did you get to my name? Is

833
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 13: what I'm trying to figure out.

834
00:45:59,160 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 4: That they said.

835
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 2: Listen to me.

836
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 4: Listen, Listen to me. Listen to me, brother Keith, Listen

837
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 4: to me. What they said is that you weren't going

838
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 4: to abide by the time. You weren't going to do

839
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 4: your remarks in three minutes or less.

840
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,240
Speaker 13: Listen, listen, listen, listen.

841
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 4: Mina.

842
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 13: You raised me, he put me through college, and you

843
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 13: think I'm Finna, I'm finel goes down her funeral and

844
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 13: be under two minutes.

845
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 4: Well, well, listen, listen, brother Keith, Brother Keith, listen to me. Normally,

846
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 4: when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we

847
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 4: have them three minutes or less. Okay, Okay, I'll tell

848
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 4: you what.

849
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 15: I'll tell you what mister.

850
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 4: Lords is on the list? Uh we have a seala. Yes,

851
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 4: there's a seala that's singing name off the list.

852
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 13: You take her off the list and put me where

853
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,959
Speaker 13: she's supposed to be with my time and her time

854
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 13: is Bobby.

855
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 4: Bobby?

856
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 7: Now?

857
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks that's that's that's Delorous,

858
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 4: that's miss Delorus's son.

859
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 13: Right, Yes, her son, the one that get locked up.

860
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 13: He just got out of till the truth he told

861
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 13: he's the one down there put her in the coat.

862
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 13: You need to take him off list to give me

863
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,479
Speaker 13: all that time, because I mean, if I ain't gonna

864
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 13: take nothing.

865
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 4: In, brother Keith, let me, let me, let me just

866
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 4: say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.

867
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 4: I can't make any alterations to this program unless they

868
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 4: say that.

869
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 13: I sir, you already you already taking you already taking

870
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 13: people name off, You're taking my name off.

871
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 4: But but they they orchestrated this though his day.

872
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 2: Who is day?

873
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 13: They for having my problems? They try to take me

874
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 13: off my hockey program?

875
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 4: Who was they? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a

876
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 4: family matter. But until they say that you are the

877
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 4: family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I

878
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 4: don't want to have this. This turned out to be bad,

879
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 4: and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloya.

880
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 13: Okay, damn right, And if I don't get to say nothing,

881
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 13: I guarantee you. I guarantee you it's gonna be a

882
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 13: tooth for one in there. Somebody else gonna get.

883
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 4: In the car for too.

884
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 13: I guarantee you that if I don't get to say

885
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 13: nothing to Monkey, if you Monkey didn't pay for them college,

886
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 13: I didn't put six thousand dollars in funeral.

887
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 4: I bet you.

888
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 13: I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Lawd.

889
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 13: I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not.

890
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 13: I bet you, I say with the I want to

891
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 13: I bett you that much. You tell day Zach, I

892
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 13: didn't tell them put me through college. I put money

893
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 13: on the funeral. Call around to see who ain't putting

894
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 13: no money on the feudal tell them they can't be

895
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 13: on the program.

896
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's

897
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 4: on it? If they changed the format, that I will

898
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 4: call you back.

899
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 13: Who who is they? That's what I'm trying to get,

900
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 13: get you understanding who is they?

901
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 4: Can I can I tell you something and I don't

902
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 4: want you to get to our rape. Okay, go ahead,

903
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 4: go ahead, man, I just want to say this. Keep

904
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 4: with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

905
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 4: Mornings show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked

906
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 4: by your cousin, Bobby Jr.

907
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 13: You bo, I'm JR up. I'm kicking Bobby.

908
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 6: I know that.

909
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 7: My mother.

910
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 4: Pressure is all up.

911
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 13: I ain't got time to playing man taking me off.

912
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 4: Damn program. Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers man,

913
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 4: and and you was. You was basically another son of

914
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 4: mister Lord. That's right, Yes, yes, I was.

915
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 5: Man.

916
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 4: Oh my hey, let me ask you this man, what

917
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 4: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.

918
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 13: The land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?

919
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 7: When he as soon as he was to find out

920
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 7: why all of the problem.

921
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: The people, let me let me hear who's on there?

922
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 2: Because I'm taking them off? Who's on there? What the

923
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 2: hell they doing on there?

924
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 6: Come off?

925
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 2: She's saying, take off? I got her.

926
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: I know I got here.

927
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 2: Well a little Bobby ain't.

928
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 6: Now Yeah what you got?

929
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 4: You know? Good man?

930
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 2: Let me put this out there because y'all got to

931
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: tune in. You got to tune in. I promise you

932
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: you're right here to Philadelphia, y'all.

933
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 11: The nephew is getting ready to go in, get ready

934
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 11: to record, ready to love.

935
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: That is jumping off.

936
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 4: But while I am there, I will be performing in

937
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 4: Philadelphia as well at Helium Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh,

938
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 4: and twenty eighth of July.

939
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 2: Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eighth July.

940
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 4: Tickets on SA Right now, the Nephew coming to the

941
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 4: City of Brotherly Love.

942
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Nephew Coming up next. Strawberry Letters.

943
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: Subject this drinking and cussing has to stop. We'll get

944
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy morning show.

945
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

946
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please

947
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARBYFM dot com and

948
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

949
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: just like we're going to read this one right here,

950
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,479
Speaker 1: right now. It could be yours.

951
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 14: You never know.

952
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 4: You never know.

953
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: Well, buckle opp and hold on tight. We got a

954
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 2: POI you here.

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00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry LETTA subject this drinking and cussing

956
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,240
Speaker 1: has to stop. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband of twenty

957
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 1: two years, has made a lot of changes in the

958
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: last six months. He's been in the military. Since I

959
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: met him, and he retired last year, but he still

960
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: hangs out with his coworkers. He has always cursed like

961
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: a sailor because he was a sailor when he was younger.

962
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: When we had our first child, I asked him to

963
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: watch what he said around our daughter after he slacked

964
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: up with using profanity, and he did slack up with

965
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: using profanity. Now that he's retired, I think he's frustrated

966
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: and bored because he started using strong, four letter words

967
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: and he said, the kids are old enough to understand.

968
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: We have a seventeen year old and a fifteen year old,

969
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: and he curses at them like they are his age.

970
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: Not only do I have to put up with his

971
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: bad language, he put a bar in the basement and

972
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: bought all brands of alcohol, and his former co workers

973
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: pop up at our house and they go downstairs and

974
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: drink up all of my husband's liquor. He gets very drunk,

975
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: and usually he falls asleep in the basement and I

976
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: have to usher his friends out. Money is not an

977
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 1: issue with all of the alcohol, but I get tired

978
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: of his buddies drinking up his premium liquor and they

979
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: don't give him one cent to buy more. I asked

980
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: my husband if he's going through something or if this

981
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: is a midlife crisis, and he told me that he's fine,

982
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: but ready to let his hair down a little because

983
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: he's not working anymore. I did not want to spend

984
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: my retirement with a drunk, foul mouth Man's here's the

985
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: worst part. The last time we were being intimate, he

986
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: was drunk and he called me a dirty name, and

987
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: he kept cursing so loudly. I was afraid our kids

988
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: would hear it. How can I stop him from being

989
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: so crude? I need the drinking and cussing to stop. Wow,

990
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: well it doesn't look like it's going to stop for

991
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: a while anyway. It sounds like your husband needs a

992
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: seriously different kind of hobby than, you know, just being

993
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: downstairs drinking with his friends. But he did tell you

994
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: he wanted to let his hair down a little bit.

995
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: Maybe this is not going to last forever, but I

996
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: see you want to cut it off now, cut it

997
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: off at the past before it gets any worse. He

998
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: did say, like I said, he wanted to let his

999
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: hair down a little because he's not working anymore. And

1000
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: that's you know, you said it too. He's bored and frustrated.

1001
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: But he also has to realize that this is your

1002
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: house too. When you guys do have kids, he needs

1003
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 1: to be mindful and respectful of his influence on them.

1004
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: He was able to curb his cursing when your daughter

1005
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: was little, so you know he can change if he

1006
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: wants to. I say, you tell him you need a

1007
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: break from all the company and the drinking and the cursing,

1008
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: because he's getting out of control, and he's drinking way

1009
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: too much, maybe turning into an alcoholic. You know, let

1010
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: him know he's setting a horrible example for the kids.

1011
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: He needs to find out something, find something else to do.

1012
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: Tell him you don't want drunk set You don't want that,

1013
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: and you don't want his old coworkers just popping up

1014
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: at the house unannounced. Now are you mad at that

1015
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 1: or are you mad at the fact that they're drinking

1016
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: of all your husband's good liquor, Because those are kind

1017
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: of two different issues. If they come, you don't have

1018
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: to answer the door, especially if they come unannounced, stop

1019
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: letting them in. If they do, just don't answer the door.

1020
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: And if you do let them in, hide the liquor.

1021
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: Hide the liquor all right, that's what.

1022
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 4: You have to do, Steve.

1023
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 7: Well, this drinking and cussing has to stop. I'm gonna

1024
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 7: just be up front with you before we start this letter.

1025
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 7: I might can help you with the drinking.

1026
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: What are you saying?

1027
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 7: I don't want to be hypocritical. I think I can

1028
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 7: possibly help you with this. I know where it comes from. Anyway,

1029
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 7: your husband twenty two to made a lot of changes

1030
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 7: ast six months, been in the military since she met him.

1031
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 7: He retired last week, but he still hangs around with

1032
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 7: his coworkers. Well, he miss his friends. They've they had relationships.

1033
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 7: You know, a lot of people once they stop working,

1034
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 7: you know, they missed the camaraderie at work.

1035
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 2: They missed the relationships down at the job. They just

1036
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 2: as dudes, and he missed them. All right.

1037
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 7: So he's always cussed like a sailor, and he said

1038
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 7: that's because he was. But marines cussed, army people cussed,

1039
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 7: post office workers cuss. Pastor's cuss, the media's cus radio

1040
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 7: show hosts cuss. Surely cuss. You act like she don't,

1041
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 7: but she probably do all that old mess right there.

1042
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 7: Who the hell don't cuss anyway? Anyway, let's just move on.

1043
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 7: I can tell you for show calling, for real cuss

1044
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 7: So now we had our first child, I ask him

1045
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 7: to watch what he said around her daughter, and he

1046
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 7: slacked up. Well, now he's retired and he's frustrating the

1047
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 7: board because he'd a start using foe letter words.

1048
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 3: Again what.

1049
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 2: He slacked up when the baby was young.

1050
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 7: But see now you say, we have a seventeen year

1051
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 7: old and a fifteen year old, and he cusses at

1052
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 7: them like they his age. They probably heard these words before, ma'am. Now,

1053
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 7: if if he's not cursing at his daughter, that's a

1054
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 7: different thing. You know, cussing at your little girls is wrong.

1055
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 7: If you are man, I just think it's wrong. I

1056
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 7: do not only do I have to put up his

1057
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 7: bag language. He put a bar in the basement. He

1058
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 7: bought all brands. I call his fomer. Coworkers pop up

1059
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 7: at the house and they go downstairs and they drink

1060
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 7: up all my husband's liquor. He gets very drunk and

1061
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 7: usually falls asleep in the basement and I have to

1062
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 7: USh his friends out. Now, that's that's a little crazy.

1063
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 7: Your husband drinking that hard. Yeah, that he fall asleep

1064
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 7: and they steal down there, that's a problem. I have

1065
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 7: a solution for that though, when we come back. I

1066
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 7: asked my husband if he's going through something in mid

1067
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 7: life CHRISTI, He said, he find and he just ready

1068
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 7: to let his head down a little bit because he

1069
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 7: ain't working no more. Well, I got that, but we

1070
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 7: got to do something because y'all can't be that old,

1071
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 7: because the kids ain't but seventeen and fifteen. So now

1072
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 7: he retired, we got to come up with something else

1073
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 7: to do. Size drinking. I got the rest when I

1074
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 7: come back.

1075
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve. Hang on, we'll have part

1076
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes

1077
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subjects the drinking and

1078
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: the cussing has to stop. We'll get back into it

1079
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,

1080
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject

1081
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: this drinking and cussing has to stop.

1082
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 7: Well, here's a deal. Been married twenty two years, he's

1083
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 7: always cussed. He started, he didn't put a bar in

1084
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 7: the basement. He missed his friends, those relationships. He just

1085
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 7: started back to cussing again. And now the kids at

1086
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 7: seventeen and fifteen, and you say he cussing it them

1087
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 7: like they're his age. They probably heard all these words before.

1088
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 7: Like I said before, as long as he's not cursing

1089
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 7: at the daughter that way. I don't think that's cool

1090
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 7: at all because it sends a bad example to a

1091
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 7: young lady. That is okay for a man to talk

1092
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 7: to her that way, and it's not. And as fathers,

1093
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 7: we have to be very very conscious the example that

1094
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 7: we put in front of our daughters and our sons.

1095
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 7: But you really don't want a daughter to think that

1096
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 7: this is acceptable coming from a person who's supposed to

1097
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 7: love her. That's an unacceptable dog And that's what you

1098
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 7: got to get a grip on that right there. Now.

1099
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 7: He respected her when she was young, but now that

1100
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 7: they're older, I got that they old enough that they've

1101
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 7: heard this. But you can't do that to your daughter, man,

1102
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 7: I'm telling you, it's a dangerous slope. You're creating something

1103
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,439
Speaker 7: in her that she don't need to be. She needs

1104
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 7: to always look at her father as a protector, somebody

1105
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 7: she can go to and want to, you know, hold

1106
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 7: of father in high esteem. He could be losing that,

1107
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 7: So point that out. To him, tell him, I said

1108
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 7: that that's cool. Steve said you shouldn't do it around

1109
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 7: your daughter, and you shouldn't, and most men had agree

1110
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 7: with me and all, and we have daughters on this show.

1111
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 7: Me and Tommy got daughters. And that ain't how we talk.

1112
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 7: All right, Now, he'd have put his body downstairs and

1113
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 7: his workers pop over at the house and they go downstairs,

1114
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 7: they drink up all your husband's liquor. He get drunk,

1115
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 7: fall asleep, and then you gotta USh his friends out.

1116
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 7: Money ain't an issue with all alcohol. But I get

1117
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 7: tired his buddy drinking up his premium looking in they

1118
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 7: don't give him one cent to buy more. So now

1119
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 7: here's the deal with that? I think the solution is

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01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 7: he get a night with his buddies downstairs. Pick the

1121
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 7: knight that is the night for drinking, and then that

1122
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 7: makes it once a week or once every two weeks,

1123
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 7: whatever y'all decide. But he gets a night to go

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01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 7: down with his ball with his buddies. They can't just

1125
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 7: pop up. I don't know what y'all running over there.

1126
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 7: And this ain't camp, and y'all ain't little kids coming

1127
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 7: over to me like, hey, we want to play video

1128
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 7: games and ride your bike.

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01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 2: That ain't what this is.

1130
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 7: You got a family, dog, and you can't have people

1131
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 7: just popping up at your house. That's unacceptable because now

1132
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 7: you're not only disrespecting your daughter, you disrespecting your wife.

1133
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 7: So now you ask him if you're going through something.

1134
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 7: He said he ready to retire now, and he won't

1135
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 7: let his hair down a little. I've been told that

1136
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 7: you can retire from the military as early as thirty eight.

1137
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 7: But you've been with him twenty two years, so he

1138
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,479
Speaker 7: must have been in the military for twenty two years.

1139
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 7: So let's say y'all got married at twenty Let's say

1140
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 7: twenty twenty two, because the kids is fifteen and seventeen.

1141
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 7: So let's say he forty four years old. Okay, dog,

1142
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 7: So you ain't finna do nothing except drink because you

1143
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 7: don'e retire. You gotta do something else. Dog, You may

1144
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 7: live another forty fifty years. What this can't be it

1145
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 7: you need to get some hobbies. I didn't want to

1146
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 7: spend my retirement with a drunk firemouth man. Here's the

1147
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 7: worst part. Last time we were being enterming, he was

1148
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 7: drunk and he called me a dirty name, and he

1149
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,959
Speaker 7: kept cussing so loud, and I was afraid our kids

1150
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 7: was here.

1151
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 2: Well, they heard it.

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01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 7: They heard it he loud. You know, drunk people don't

1153
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 7: ever realize how loud they talking. I don't know what happened,

1154
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 7: but I think drinking blocks your hearing. That is, for

1155
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 7: damn sure or symptom of being drunk. I think it

1156
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 7: blocks your hearing. So I know he talking loud and

1157
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 7: they heard it. How could I stop him from being

1158
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 7: so crude? I need the drinking and cussing the stop.

1159
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 7: First of all, Shirley said it right. You don't have

1160
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 7: to have drunk sex. So you drinking, we not having sex.

1161
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 7: That'll cut back on some of the drinking. And if

1162
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 7: you cuss me, it's over. But now once again I

1163
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 7: can help you with the drinking. You know, sex and

1164
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 7: cussing is kind of.

1165
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 2: You know, let's go together. Yeah, kind of kind of

1166
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 2: kind of handed hand. Really yeah, I'm just.

1167
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 7: Trying to figure out how we're gonna you know, I

1168
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 7: got we're gonna stop cussing at the kids. When I'm

1169
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,959
Speaker 7: trying to figure out how we're gonna stop this while

1170
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 7: we're having sex. You know what, what what are we

1171
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 7: supposed to say? I mean, I do know substitute works

1172
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 7: like oh, goodie, goodie. You know you can't just kate,

1173
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 7: I don't know what you're supposed to say. Why you're

1174
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 7: having it? That replaces all sugar, honey, ice tea. Oh

1175
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 7: I don't know how you replace that.

1176
01:03:49,720 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 2: With uh m hm, cheepers. How about helping oh this swell?

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01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 4: You know?

1178
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh, well, yeah, I don't. I don't know.

1179
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 3: I don't.

1180
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 7: I don't know what we're doing right here, you know,

1181
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 7: I don't. I don't know how to do that. So

1182
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 7: once again I can't help you right there. He needs

1183
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 7: to stop the drink and knowing you need to have

1184
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 7: the guys have a night that they can come over

1185
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 7: and you know, they coming and they leave. Uh, you know,

1186
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 7: you all could also implement well he just put that

1187
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 7: bar down there they come. Just just have a night

1188
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 7: that you can do it, and then just set one bottle,

1189
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 7: two bottles out and this is what we're drinking, and

1190
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,919
Speaker 7: then that's it. They can be premium lookable. Once that's gone,

1191
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 7: it's over with. You know, we ain't drinking five six bottles.

1192
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Thank you post your comments on today's

1193
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at Steve HARBFM on Instagram and Facebook. Check

1194
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: out Strawberry Letter podcast on dements. You're listening.

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01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 14: Morning show.

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01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, this is a round table discussion today is who

1198
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 15: told on you back in the day that made you

1199
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 15: get the worse absolute worse behind whooping you've ever gotten

1200
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 15: your life. Now here's the thing. Your mama could get

1201
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 15: the news. And Junion and I talked about this. Your

1202
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 15: mama could get the news. We had no internet, we

1203
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 15: didn't have the phone, there was no texting. But by

1204
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 15: time Annie Brown got to that house off that bus,

1205
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 15: she knew everything that went down.

1206
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 3: I don't know how she knows she knew. I have

1207
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 3: no idea. She started up, like, so, what you're doing

1208
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 3: downtown today? Yeah, I'm like that.

1209
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 4: You know how.

1210
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 2: I ain't told nobody.

1211
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 3: There was no social media.

1212
01:05:50,520 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 2: Little rabbits, little rabbits. Poker this slow this slow cat.

1213
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:16,919
Speaker 7: Told Miss Patters that I was the one that put

1214
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 7: the fire crackers in her tulips in her front yard

1215
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 7: and lit the four fire crackers and blew the damn tulips.

1216
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 7: Little rabbit punk As told me.

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01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 2: Womans Titterson where across the street, told my mother. Man,

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01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 2: I got my ass.

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01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 6: How long was it?

1220
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 2: How long was it waiting?

1221
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 4: Again?

1222
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 2: It felt like about fifteen minutes.

1223
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 3: I asked the question, did you do it?

1224
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1225
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 4: Did it?

1226
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 6: I knew you did it. Crackers in this one. What

1228
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 6: made you do?

1229
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 4: Man?

1230
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 2: She was hateful?

1231
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 6: Man?

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 2: Okay, man? Like if our football rolled in the yard, No, no, no,

1233
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 2: you can't. You don't go on that grass. You go

1234
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 2: down there and get the football, take it in the house. Oh,

1235
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 2: won't put it back to your baseball going her yard.

1236
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 2: Don't go in my yard.

1237
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 7: I'll tell you mom and daddy. Then she come down

1238
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 7: here and get the baseball and roll it down the street.

1239
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 7: Now we got to hear him get.

1240
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 2: Down there for it.

1241
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 6: Yards.

1242
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 2: She ain't that but eight but I couldn't get so

1243
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 2: I only could do four. I had timed it. All right,

1244
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 2: we gotta go, yeah, all I got so many.

1245
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 1: You're listening.

1246
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 14: Morning show?

1247
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 2: All right?

1248
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 1: So this is from Anonymous in Virginia.

1249
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 7: Uh.

1250
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: Anonymous says, I am really close to one of my

1251
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 1: male co workers, and the other day we crossed the

1252
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: line and had sex in his car after work. The

1253
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 1: next day I couldn't get into work, and I realized

1254
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: I left my badge in my coworker's car. He called

1255
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: in sick, so I had to pay fifty dollars to

1256
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: get a new badge made. Then he texted me after

1257
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: lunch and said his wife found my badge in the car,

1258
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: and he told her that we were just talking. His

1259
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: wife as I rate and plans to call my husband.

1260
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: My husband is still acting like he hasn't heard anything.

1261
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: Should I make up an excuse for being in my

1262
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: coworker's car and tell it to my husband before she

1263
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 1: calls him.

1264
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 7: So both of y'all was met. I mean, the wife

1265
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,719
Speaker 7: is gonna call the letter writer's husband.

1266
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:47,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because she found the badge. Yes, she found

1267
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 1: the badge in her husband's car.

1268
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,799
Speaker 7: Well, I noticed, I ain't gonna be surprising to nobody,

1269
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 7: jo ass if you get to line.

1270
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 3: But yet to line.

1271
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 1: But like what what what kind of life would fix this?

1272
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 7: I don't know because see this from right here, See

1273
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 7: the the the dude you got in the can had sexty.

1274
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 2: His wife ain't buying none of it.

1275
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 7: So she is saying, I'll tell you what, my marriage

1276
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 7: ain't gonna be the only world affected by it. Tail

1277
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 7: have no few like a woman's squirrel and do you

1278
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 7: know I thought that was a scripture that it because

1279
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,799
Speaker 7: it's so real and truth, that's not a scripture.

1280
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 2: But it did sound very fibul when.

1281
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 1: It happens, but it's and it's very real and it's

1282
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: very real.

1283
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 2: And so she gonna call, So you need to do something.

1284
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 2: I don't.

1285
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 7: I can't help you, you know, y'all wash You know

1286
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 7: everybody was going out to eat for lunch and he

1287
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 7: was going a certain way. He was going to a

1288
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 7: certain and so you all decided to go and ride together.

1289
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 7: It was other people, well.

1290
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 2: In the car, it wasn't just other people.

1291
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 9: If I myself, I'm off in the cars.

1292
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 2: Why did you feel the need to take your badge?

1293
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 7: Because I wasted ice on my thighs and and then

1294
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 7: I dropped down in the float and looked for it

1295
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 7: and my badge came over.

1296
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 4: You.

1297
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 7: Well, I had to take it off my neck because

1298
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 7: I was dabbing my work suit off.

1299
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 2: You get, okay?

1300
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 7: And I cleaned my badge off so it would work

1301
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 7: on the new cacture. I wiped it off and I

1302
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 7: actually wanted left on the talk, oh, because I took

1303
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 7: it off when I waste my tea on it.

1304
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 2: You know how, Okay, so.

1305
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 10: Then I can ask the husband and coffee sad.

1306
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 7: And now there was tea. You're not gonna see tea, stads.

1307
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:43,560
Speaker 7: This wasn't coffee sweet.

1308
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:51,679
Speaker 1: This wasn't coffee sweetie, right.

1309
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:59,560
Speaker 7: Right, you get your facts straight, I said. And it

1310
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 7: was a light tea because I had asked the extra ice.

1311
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 7: So it wasn't even hardy brown no more. It was

1312
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:07,799
Speaker 7: damn near cliffs.

1313
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 1: It's all about the details when you tell a lie.

1314
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 3: I found stick to them.

1315
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 4: I like that.

1316
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 2: I believe it.

1317
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 7: It was other people in the car, so I don't

1318
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 7: know why she mad at you. There was other people

1319
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 7: in but he slammed on his brakes and boom, all

1320
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 7: that tea would splashed everywhere, and I was I was

1321
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 7: back there. I was sitting in the back day.

1322
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a question. Are the two co workers still

1323
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: going to be getting together after words?

1324
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 2: Don't stop righting? It's over. See you've got the warning

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Speaker 2: shot get rusty. That's right.

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Speaker 7: See, God always gives you a chance. He always gives

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01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,679
Speaker 7: you a chance when you make a mistake. You first

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01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 7: when he fires a shot in the air. This is

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01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 7: a shot in the air. But y'all have had the

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01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,560
Speaker 7: shot in the air before, so this one was he

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01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 7: took a little bit of your eLOAD beat off. So

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01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 7: this somebody else has had wondering what y'all was up to,

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01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 7: and you didn't heed that warning. Now you the left

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01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,679
Speaker 7: thing in the college. Now gods have fired this shot.

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01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 7: That took a little he'll old meat off. Now if

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01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 7: you do it again, the next bullet is in your teeth.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll doing some questions. Yeah, all right,

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01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: coming up there next time, somebody.

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01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 2: Gonna be knocking on the window, and you're gonna know

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Speaker 2: this version real well.

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Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. We'll have

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Speaker 1: more of this ignorant show right after this. Thank you,

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01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: you're listening.

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Speaker 14: Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, please introduce your man.

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Speaker 4: Brown.

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Speaker 15: Yes, time of looking to day you. I have a

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01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 15: list of some of the calls that were made be

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01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,679
Speaker 15: four for July nine.

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Speaker 3: One one.

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01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 4: Here we go.

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01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 3: We have a family involved in a mustard fight.

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01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 15: Did you send someone over to the house, just straight

1354
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:58,799
Speaker 15: up muster mustard.

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01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: That's it, barbecue.

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01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:02,960
Speaker 3: One at them twelve, One at them twelve.

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Speaker 15: We have a fat kid stuck in the dry Could

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Speaker 15: you send someone over to the hy what's going on?

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01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 3: One Adam twelve? Any officers out there?

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Speaker 15: We have sparkless stuck in somebody's butt center officer way

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Speaker 15: one at them twelve one Adam twelve, Calling all officers.

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01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 15: We have a fight that broke out. Somebody made but

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01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 15: now the pudding with breast milk? Could you go over

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01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:40,680
Speaker 15: to the house one morning, one Adam twelve. Whoever's out there?

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01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 15: We have two Christians in a head locked they're about

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01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 15: to kill each other. Could you send someone over to

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01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:52,719
Speaker 15: the house please, one Adam twelve. Any officers by any officers.

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01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 15: We have someone with a head boom from a turkey leg.

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Speaker 15: Please send someone for right away. Serious, one adam twelve

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Speaker 15: one any offices out in the air.

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Speaker 3: We have an elderly woman stuffed in a leather catsup.

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Speaker 3: Send someone over to the houses.

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01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 8: Got the I still got it? Got it all right?

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Speaker 6: Jay?

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01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:17,719
Speaker 1: You're crazy?

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01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,000
Speaker 14: Mind all right?

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01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 4: Thank you?

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01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning show time for would you rather guys?

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01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: Here we go? Would you rather have sex in a hospital?

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01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,439
Speaker 1: Have sex in a hospital, or would you rather have

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01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 1: sex at a funeral?

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01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:39,719
Speaker 7: Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about

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01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 7: at Okay, you're talking to the start of a show.

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01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:47,120
Speaker 2: That's not what I won't No.

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01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:54,559
Speaker 14: No, we're not all right matter where.

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01:14:55,240 --> 01:15:00,680
Speaker 1: In other words, all right, would you rather be financially

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01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,200
Speaker 1: satisfied or sexually satisfied?

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01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with both of them. I'm gonna go

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01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,600
Speaker 2: with A, because if you A, you can get B.

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01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:17,519
Speaker 1: Right what you say you got a.

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Speaker 4: B?

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01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:22,759
Speaker 2: Come be come believe that. Okay, you're going be already

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01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 2: know you've been I'm all right, thank god. Yeah, I've

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01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 2: done B without the A, and it ain't nothing but

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01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 2: working ship.

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01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 7: I've been B with no A. And I'm telling you

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01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 7: right now, you start looking for that A you know her,

1398
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 7: or you gonna messer. Ain't gonna be able to do

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01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,720
Speaker 7: B no bo Yeah all this goal. You want to

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01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:50,560
Speaker 7: go to dinner? I thought we could just go on

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01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,680
Speaker 7: to the house. I would be taken out.

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01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 1: Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to

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01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 1: a compulsive life or would you rather be married to

1404
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:07,560
Speaker 1: a compulsive gambler? A gambler be lying though, Hey, you

1405
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,840
Speaker 1: rather be married to a compulsive liar?

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01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:13,679
Speaker 2: You lie to you all dance all the time. Yeah

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01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 2: all the time. He damn watch this here.

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01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 4: Lie to me?

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01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 2: What happened lie to me and watch what I do?

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01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,200
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do? Just being a lie topping contest?

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01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:30,679
Speaker 1: Who can give the best?

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01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,680
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the Steve, I gotta go to

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01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 2: the doctor today.

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01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 4: What you gotta do.

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01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:40,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go down

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01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 2: there too.

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01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 4: Damn.

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01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 7: We got doctors appointments on the same day. Look here,

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Speaker 7: say something watch.

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Speaker 1: Put you a delicious meal.

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01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,560
Speaker 2: Oh baby, I already hated.

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01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 6: Last That was.

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01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,599
Speaker 1: Really a lie. All right, coming up, it is our

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01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday, and we'll

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01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: have some inspiring closing remarks from the one and only

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01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey coming up at forty nine minutes after right

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01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 1: after this, you're.

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01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 14: Listening Harvey Morning Show.

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01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of

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01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:25,640
Speaker 1: the day. It's been a good day. And Steve, so

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01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 1: you because you know what.

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01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:31,679
Speaker 7: I want to talk to you about something I saw

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01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:38,720
Speaker 7: online today. I just happened to be going through and

1434
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 7: I don't even know. I think it was on Instagram.

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01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:45,560
Speaker 7: I think when I was watching Bishop jenks Man, and

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01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 7: he's absolutely, hands down one of my favorite people. On

1437
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 7: a personal note, because I can't even tell you how

1438
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:58,080
Speaker 7: many times I've called him and just told him something

1439
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 7: I was going through, man, and he just gave me

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01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 7: the perfect word of encouragement. He's just been he's just

1441
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,760
Speaker 7: been a friend, man, He's just been a friend. Not

1442
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,360
Speaker 7: on the past storial level, but I'm talking about just

1443
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 7: like I'm telling you, he's a guy that's just a

1444
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 7: cool dude.

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01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,760
Speaker 2: And he don't talk to you.

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01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,680
Speaker 7: With crosses coming out of his mouth every time he

1447
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 7: opened it. You can just have real conversation with him

1448
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 7: at about what's really happening and what you can really

1449
01:18:33,439 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 7: do about it. Now, he gonna end up telling you

1450
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:39,519
Speaker 7: about faith, but he gonna also give you some real

1451
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 7: life situations so you don't get, you know, clouded with

1452
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 7: it like it's just all you know, sugary. Like here's

1453
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 7: a real simple answer just to apply to scription going

1454
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,519
Speaker 7: about your business because his life. But I was listening

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01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 7: to him today and he was talking about courage and

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01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:01,800
Speaker 7: he was talking about do you have courage to go

1457
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 7: for it? Because he was talking about success and he

1458
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:11,760
Speaker 7: was talking about it takes courage to be successful. So see,

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01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,679
Speaker 7: if if you don't want to be nothing, it don't

1460
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 7: take no courage because it takes courage to win. You know, look, man,

1461
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,600
Speaker 7: if you want to be regular, if you want to

1462
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 7: just lay it down, you know, if you don't want

1463
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,600
Speaker 7: to make no waves, if you want to be mediocre,

1464
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 7: if you want to just go on and fit in,

1465
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,639
Speaker 7: if you want to dress like them, if you want

1466
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 7: to act like them, if you want to walk like them,

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01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,559
Speaker 7: if you want to think like them, if you want

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01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 7: to do what they do, and and you ready to

1469
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 7: just let mediocrity have his way in your life, then

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01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 7: you don't need no courage.

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Speaker 2: But if you want to win, it takes courage.

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Speaker 7: And once you make the decision to win, they gonna

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01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 7: talk about you because they don't talk.

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01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 2: About nobody that ain't winning.

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01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 7: When the last time you heard a conversation about somebody

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01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:15,680
Speaker 7: that ain't winning. No, man, they talk about you. If

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01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 7: you win it They talking about you winning in hopes

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01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,200
Speaker 7: that they can see you fall. If they see you

1479
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 7: stumbling from the top, you still winning. But if they

1480
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 7: think they can see you stumbling, here they talking about you.

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01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 7: They try to find anything they can to bring you down.

1482
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 7: But it takes courage. It takes courage to be successful.

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01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,759
Speaker 7: It takes courage to win. And he kept asking the question,

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01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 7: do you have the courage to win, because when you

1485
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 7: start winning, y'all, you got to be ready because they

1486
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,600
Speaker 7: gonna talk about you, they gonna take shots at you,

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01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,440
Speaker 7: They gonna throw rocks.

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01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 2: At you, they gonna take aim at you. Ain't nobody.

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01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,280
Speaker 7: They aiming at no losers because they're too easy to

1490
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:06,280
Speaker 7: hit because they down there already. See people only get

1491
01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:08,680
Speaker 7: credit for shooting at somebody up.

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01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:14,880
Speaker 2: What good and listen to me. I'm not making fun

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Speaker 2: of the less fortunate by any way.

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01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:22,080
Speaker 7: But you don't see nobody always talking about the down

1495
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 7: try unless they're ignorant, just trying to make theyself look better. No, man,

1496
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,080
Speaker 7: you know what gets you on the internet. You know

1497
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,480
Speaker 7: what gets you viral? You know what gets you streaming

1498
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,679
Speaker 7: when you start talking about somebody that's about something, because

1499
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:43,200
Speaker 7: you know what those people are news see you popular.

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01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,080
Speaker 7: When you start going viral, when they start talking about you,

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01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,680
Speaker 7: it's because you win it. You can't go viral on

1502
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 7: somebody that ain't nobody. So y'all take heed, take heart,

1503
01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:00,800
Speaker 7: and take courage all at the same time when they

1504
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:04,320
Speaker 7: talking about you, because that means you're moving, That means

1505
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 7: you're shaking them up. That means you're giving them something

1506
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:10,400
Speaker 7: to talk about. But in order to do that, it's

1507
01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:16,200
Speaker 7: gonna take some courage. You've got to be courageous, man.

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01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 7: It don't take nothing to mail it in. It, don't

1509
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 7: take nothing to lay it down. All you gotta do

1510
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,160
Speaker 7: is say I'm through, i ain't doing nothing more, and

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01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:24,719
Speaker 7: it's done.

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01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:25,640
Speaker 2: It's over with.

1513
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 7: But sit up and say I'm gonna finish. Sit up

1514
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 7: and say I'm gonna see it through. Sit up and

1515
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 7: say I'm gonna be the best. Sit up and say

1516
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 7: I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna try, I'm gonna fight.

1517
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,479
Speaker 7: I'm gonna win this one. See, they talk about all

1518
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 7: these fights that's going down and stuff, and they talking

1519
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:49,240
Speaker 7: about who fighting lamar Odam fighting, Mayweather fighting this dude,

1520
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,040
Speaker 7: Chris Paul he he go rute Paul whatever his name is,

1521
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:56,559
Speaker 7: and want Paul boys fighting over this dude, this gout

1522
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:59,439
Speaker 7: mcconnor fighting out here. But the only reason they talking

1523
01:22:59,439 --> 01:23:03,599
Speaker 7: about is you finn to do something. They ain't talking

1524
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 7: about nobody that ain't fighting. They ain't talking about nobody

1525
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,320
Speaker 7: that ain't throwing no punches. They ain't talking about nobody

1526
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:14,240
Speaker 7: that didn't sign the contract. The conversation is about the

1527
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 7: people who signed up to fight. The credit belongs to

1528
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 7: the man who is actually in the reena. Now I'm

1529
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:24,760
Speaker 7: paraphrasing this thing that Teddy Roosevelt wrote, because the whole

1530
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 7: way he did it wasn't for me. But the credit

1531
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 7: belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,

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01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:35,680
Speaker 7: whose face is marred with dust, blood, sweating tears, Not

1533
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 7: to those cold and timid souls in the stands who

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01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:44,320
Speaker 7: know neither victory nor defeat. They just spectators, man, And

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01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:47,599
Speaker 7: the only reason they talking about you because it looked

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01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:49,320
Speaker 7: like you trying to win.

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01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:51,639
Speaker 2: But it takes courage.

1538
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:52,920
Speaker 7: Be encouraged.

1539
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 2: Everybody, go for it. Those are my clothes. Remark I'll

1540
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:57,519
Speaker 2: have a great thing.

1541
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:58,920
Speaker 13: He talk to God.

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Speaker 7: He loved you.

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