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Speaker 1: All right, all right, Steve, you you started telling us

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Speaker 2: I met this girl in college.

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Speaker 1: Lord, she was fine, creole girl. My brother told me

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Speaker 1: how to get her, and he gave me some money

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Speaker 1: to take out. So I told her to pick a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: She picked a creole restaurant. I'm seventeen, I ain't had

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Speaker 1: no creole food, so I'm in.

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Speaker 2: I go in there.

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Speaker 1: She done ordered all this spicy stuff. It to fail,

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Speaker 1: all this but spicey though. Yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff. Man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't never been in my system before. So I'm

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Speaker 1: walk her to the door. She said, come on in

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Speaker 1: for a little while. My mama and them gone. Oh now,

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Speaker 1: my mama had told me, when your stomach just tore.

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Speaker 2: Up, try to go home. Yes, yeah, put that in

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Speaker 2: nobody else house. Great advice, yes, But she was so fine.

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Speaker 1: I just said, well, man, let me go on in

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Speaker 1: man would I be? Fine, chick, invite you in, and

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Speaker 2: Let me at least go on in here. Something but

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, Sureley, this a girl air man would

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Speaker 1: I said, can I go to the bath She said,

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Speaker 2: I go in there, and Lord have mercy. The walls

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Speaker 1: I'd have grabbed the tie rack in front of me

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Speaker 1: screws out everything I had kicked over the trash cat.

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Speaker 2: Can hear this right? I don't hear. It wasn't feeling

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Speaker 1: But I'm using the bathroom so much that was alarming

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Speaker 2: I've actually put.

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Speaker 1: More in there than I've ever put in there in

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Speaker 2: I think I didn't know what You don't stop my story, Shi,

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Speaker 2: this is for junior time.

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Speaker 1: I know that.

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Speaker 2: So I'm filling the bowl up.

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Speaker 1: So finally I'm done, to my relief, but I'm sweating

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Speaker 1: though I'm talking about I'm in there, sir, my shirt wide,

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Speaker 1: I had, but my whole shirt it's wide. I had

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Speaker 1: because I use the bathroom like my daddy always hang

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Speaker 1: you know Everew's bathrooms. But I got my shirt on,

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Speaker 1: but I dodn't open it up because it's hot. I

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Speaker 1: got just just water coming down out the frow. So

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Speaker 1: I stand up and I flushed the toilet. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: to hear that sound that all I hear is to

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Speaker 2: Rising.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking God not to do this to me today.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking God, not today, Lord, not in here.

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Speaker 2: You have a part three. This ain't the time for this. Lord,

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Speaker 2: stop this swirl from rise bother. God, you ain't ever right.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, we have to go through.

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Speaker 1: I will, but Jesus will stop this, sir. But it's

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Speaker 1: steady coming.

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Speaker 2: God, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house.

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Speaker 1: Stomach toe up the eight grill old food seventeen should

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Speaker 1: just my shirt on cause I like to shit wide, lady.

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Speaker 2: So I get up.

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Speaker 2: Just going in a slow circle. So I go in.

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Speaker 2: I go to my heavenly fall. He fathered.

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Speaker 1: Boy. Now lost stop this rise in time? Wow, somehow,

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Speaker 2: To flow over. So now I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: So I look down and it's a trash can.

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Speaker 1: So I dipped the trash can down in it, and

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Speaker 2: Full of it here.

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Speaker 1: So I put on the shower curtain back and throw

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Speaker 2: But here comes some more.

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Speaker 1: So I had to take another trash can full of

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Speaker 1: and here comes some damn moat. So now I realized

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Speaker 1: they call it is broke up, and it started going

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Speaker 1: back down or you work there, I say, I gotta

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Speaker 1: get some water and put it in here. So I

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Speaker 2: It down there and make the water go clean. So

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Speaker 2: I finally did that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Then I said, thank you Lord, And I looked

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Speaker 1: over and the damn bath tub is trip.

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Speaker 2: Shower curt trap. I look, come, it's on the wall,

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Speaker 2: It's on the water four part four, hold time.

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Speaker 1: This is this is all Kelly's in the closet.

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Speaker 2: This is Steve Hollis in the bathroom. Trapped parts folk

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Speaker 2: coming up right over here. Trap in the bathroom, part Folk.

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Speaker 1: It's on the walls, the shower curtain and the vath

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Speaker 1: tub shot.

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Speaker 2: You're listening Morning show.

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Speaker 1: Indeed, Trapped in the bathroom A lah R Kelly in

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Speaker 1: the clothes part folk. Yeah, I done bailed out three

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Speaker 1: buckets traps hands of pure mess, then throw it in

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Speaker 1: the shower. So when I get all of the water

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Speaker 1: and the water clean, I said.

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Speaker 2: Okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: I look over the damn vathtub is strapped.

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Speaker 2: So now I could these people shower on you?

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Speaker 1: And I'm washing down the walls, the shower curtain with

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Speaker 1: I've been in here now about forty five minutes.

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Speaker 2: A long time, so she said, you don't caring.

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Speaker 1: Now everything she said it sounded like something wrong that

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Speaker 2: To get away from the said, well, okay, my house.

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Speaker 1: So I'm in there. It's just too late. But I

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Speaker 2: Oh I light it.

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Speaker 1: I light the candles. Starts striking matches and running tapwater.

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Speaker 1: That for my mama always told me, strike some matches

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Speaker 1: and run some tapwater.

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Speaker 2: It'll help you get rid of old them something there.

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Speaker 1: But now I'm washing down shower curtains, walls, the bath tub,

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Speaker 1: getting up stuff off the float. I'm just in here

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Speaker 1: now now you probably says, what is you washing it

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Speaker 1: down with? Yeah? Well what?

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Speaker 2: No paper towes in there, but that tie.

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Speaker 1: Rat that I had grabbed when I first sat down

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Speaker 1: and was twisting it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they guessed.

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Speaker 1: Towns forward, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I washed it

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Speaker 2: My good town that is tie is brown because I

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Speaker 2: can't rist it all the color when it started that

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Speaker 2: was pink. That towns is running. I have washed all

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Speaker 2: the walls down.

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Speaker 1: Everything I'm in that sweats been on the construction site.

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Speaker 1: I've been in there total my damn near hour. So

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Speaker 1: I put a fanstened my clothes, I look at the bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: I got everything up, but I got this big nasty

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Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper

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Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that

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Speaker 1: under the sea. I figured this ain't finn to be good,

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Speaker 1: no how, But at least when they come in here,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna take a moment, because I know when you're

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Speaker 1: going there, you're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna have to say what the hit happened here?

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Speaker 1: Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain was and

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Speaker 1: none of that, and now I got I look, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, I.

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Speaker 2: Got everything off. So I walked down the hallway.

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Speaker 1: She's sitting on the couch with an attitude folded.

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Speaker 2: She look at me.

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Speaker 1: She said, why you been in there so long? I

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Speaker 1: had a little accident this, she said, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: look at you. I didn't realize when I was bailing

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Speaker 1: all that mess into the shower it was splashing on

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Speaker 1: my pants and on my knee. I ain't had time

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Speaker 1: that damn house.

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Speaker 2: I look down, It's just.

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Speaker 1: Specks and splash marks from my knee down my pants

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Speaker 1: was trifle.

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Speaker 2: I looked at her. She looked at me, and she said,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, look at you. What have you been doing.

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Speaker 2: I looked at her, said.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to talk to me like that, and

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Speaker 1: walked out the floor, throat and slam.

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Speaker 2: When the man got in my car had to ride

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Speaker 2: home with all my windows down because I stink. I

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Speaker 2: smelled like a skunk sitting in that car.

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Speaker 1: O God, and that girl saw me on the campus

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Speaker 1: next day, and all her girlfriends was looking at me

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Speaker 1: like I had never met her.

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Speaker 2: And that was my Harvey. Wow, Trapped, Trapped. I love

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Speaker 2: that Claulton. I'm gonna put some music to that, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, all right, nephew, tell me coming up next with

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Speaker 1: the prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: You're listening, Dave Harvey Morning Show