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Speaker 2: Missing cat found one thousand miles away in Amazon return box.

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Speaker 1: Oh Mama, Mia, that's crazy? Was it okay? Well you're

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Speaker 1: Cliffhanger and the Biz. This is a brand new episode

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Speaker 1: of Bananas Do World. Would you.

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Bad guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I

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Speaker 3: My name is Kurp Brown Oler.

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Speaker 1: On the other one, they call me banana Boy number two.

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Speaker 1: I'm Scotty Landis. Thank you everybody that came to our

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Speaker 1: live shows. For everybody who takes my banana Boy number

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Speaker 1: two hats off the stage while we're doing meat greats

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Speaker 1: and sunglasses, you are absolved. Please stop. I've purchased sixteen hats.

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Speaker 1: I have one left. That's crazy. Sophie and Emma in

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Speaker 1: sticky fingered ban animals. We have merchandise. You can go

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Speaker 1: to the my Favorite Murder store and we have all

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Speaker 2: We have a beautiful sweatshirt that is set up to

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Speaker 2: We have a murder banana mug.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love my favorite right now shirt.

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Speaker 3: It's nice we do. It's really good looking.

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Speaker 1: It's great looking. We see them from the audience of

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Speaker 1: the live shows. We always noticed the murder banana shirts first.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, you don't need to steal. You are absolved.

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Speaker 1: I will make more hats. But I was unpacking my

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Speaker 1: And that's what's exciting about live shows. A anyway, we're

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Speaker 2: Sorry that Sorry about that pause there, Scott. He just

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Speaker 1: I saw that standing desk, standing desks where it's at.

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Speaker 1: It's the future of desking.

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Speaker 2: You might be listening to us thinking why, why, oh

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Speaker 2: why do these Banana Boys sound so good.

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Speaker 1: They sound a little better than they normally do. Well.

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Speaker 1: That is because two bananimals, Ben and Phil, who work

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Speaker 1: for Sure, which is the best microphone company there is,

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Speaker 2: cool stand for it and everything. I feel like, after

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Speaker 1: So thank you so much. You guys are the best.

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Speaker 3: Feeling real good.

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Speaker 2: Remember September seventh, folks, that is Banana's Fest in Denver.

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Speaker 2: We will we'll have more information on it very very soon.

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Speaker 3: Well, you'll be able to go.

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Speaker 1: These are all according to court documents. Investigators say Karasev

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Speaker 2: You would think that the the police department would be like, well,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would guess so. Real Estate thirty eight owner

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Speaker 2: He explained, Oh my god, but when they do, somebody

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Speaker 3: It is pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Lacy Moseley, Yeah, that's pretty nutty. Man. Anyways, you got

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Speaker 1: one for it. You want to tease to send us

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Speaker 2: Man snags fourteen thousand dollars Cardier earrings for fourteen dollars

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Speaker 3: Great, I love that guy.

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Speaker 1: That's what I We all hoped hackers would do that.

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Speaker 1: It's just a mistake. J'all thought they were going to

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Speaker 1: It's just like just I hate it.

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Speaker 3: I hate it so much. Anyway, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: it was just a giant It.

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Speaker 2: Was thousands, thousands of Indian people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people in India are just monitoring it from cameras.

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Speaker 2: Literally watching people shop and counting what they I mean,

439
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Speaker 2: like that they couldn't get the AI to work is

440
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Speaker 2: so crazy.

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Speaker 1: They have that at at Dodger Stadium now they have

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Speaker 1: a thing where you go in it's like a beer market,

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Speaker 1: you buy beer and walk out. And every time I've

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Speaker 1: done it, I think they have it at Crypto dot

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Speaker 1: Com Arena, the Doge House. I think they have it

446
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Speaker 1: there too. And every time I'm like, there's this certainly

447
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Speaker 1: doesn't work, Like it doesn't feel normal at all. And

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Speaker 1: you know why they need to add a beat when

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Speaker 1: you walk out. It needs to beat, like, it needs

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Speaker 1: to be a sound that's like yeah, to let.

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Speaker 2: You know that it's been like charge. I like that

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Speaker 2: idea or a little who I was shocked at. I

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Speaker 2: was at a Big Bear ski resort and Big Bear

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Speaker 2: like they're they're the place where you eat and get

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Speaker 2: food is like pretty low rent.

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Speaker 3: It's not like a nice place.

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Speaker 2: Well said, Yeah, it's like it just feels like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm in the basement of like a nuclear facility or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, early fries everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, but they have a The way you check out

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Speaker 2: is that you just put the things that you picked

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Speaker 2: up on a table and this has a camera above

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Speaker 2: it and just goes ding ding ding ding dingk and

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Speaker 2: you're done. You walk out, and it's like, yeah, I would,

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Speaker 2: that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I like that. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to be like running out the door

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Speaker 2: without anybody looking at me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just twenty white people in Rancho Cucamonga watching

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Speaker 1: you up there. That's no problem, all right. First up,

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Speaker 1: thumbs up Curdibe and I are thumbing up our Bananamal

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Speaker 1: Maddie Maddie waded in line after the densho in Chicago

473
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Speaker 1: and made Kurtibe and I custom T shirts from her

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Speaker 1: print shop that she works in that have every banana

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Speaker 1: of the Week from twenty twenty three listed on the

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Speaker 1: back of their name the episode It's Incredible, I had

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Speaker 1: thank you, magg Maddie.

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Speaker 2: I had Maddie sign it. It's a black T shirt,

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Speaker 2: sign it in black marker, and so the only way

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Speaker 2: you could tell it's there is that one piece of

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Speaker 2: the white lettering is covered up.

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Speaker 1: So thank you Maddie and so Maddie. That show I

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Speaker 1: believe was May third, So you are the banana the

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Speaker 1: week for May third, twenty twenty four. If you're doing

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Speaker 1: a twenty twenty four version, put yourself on it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up. Jr. Is thumbsing himself way up. After two

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Speaker 1: decades of trying to navigate the landmine of nonprofits, JR.

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Speaker 1: Is leaving it all behind to finally pursue his art. Kurt,

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Speaker 1: he is a puppeteer.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, nice work. Are you an employed puppeteer? You are

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Speaker 2: one of zero point zero one percent of the puppeteer community.

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Speaker 1: If you live near Denver, come puppeteer walk upup but around.

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Speaker 1: We'll see the act first to make sure it's age appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Was it true? And did you ever see occurred at

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Speaker 1: at UH on Flatbush and in Prospect Park that that

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Speaker 1: big grand Army plaza or whatever, it was full of puppets.

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Speaker 1: Somebody once told me that Arc de Triomph looking thing

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Speaker 1: was full of retired Broadway puppets or something.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I did look inside of it, and I do

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Speaker 2: it was like some big thing where they had they

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Speaker 2: opened it up and it was like a special event.

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Speaker 2: And I do recall there being like puppets and what

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Speaker 2: are the string ones marionettes marionettes yay, like hanging from

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Speaker 2: the ceiling and everything. God, that's such a weird, like

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Speaker 2: wispy memory.

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Speaker 3: That I have.

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Speaker 1: The I have one of the one of the first tips.

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Speaker 1: I went to the Magic Castle at the end of

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Speaker 1: the night of the Magic Castle, which is the magic

510
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Speaker 1: headquarters in the entire world is in Los Angeles. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We saw the marionette guy who is the world's greatest

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Speaker 1: marionette performer of all time, and he was incredible. But

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Speaker 1: the whole time, well, he had a Liza Minelli one

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Speaker 1: swinging and she would do costume changes what with strings on?

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Speaker 1: I mean, this dude was unbelievable his whole act, but

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Speaker 1: I couldn't stop watching him, a full grown, sort of

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Speaker 1: portly sixty year old man, and when his marionettes were

518
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Speaker 1: dancing in front of him, he was dancing right behind.

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Speaker 1: The puppets just became invisible to me. And I'm just

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Speaker 1: watching a grown man just dancing with Liza Minnelli, and

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Speaker 1: oh man, it made me so happy.

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Speaker 2: That is the one thing about marionettes. There's a marionette

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Speaker 2: theater and we went for Christmas. Olivian Gus loved it,

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Speaker 2: of course, But I am just watching the performers themselves.

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Speaker 3: I can't not there.

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Speaker 1: You can't not can't not you go? Who are these people?

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Speaker 1: How did they get into it? Also? I like them

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Speaker 1: a lot of the time.

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Speaker 2: Of course, they're probably delightful, interesting people in a very cool.

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Speaker 1: I got two more thumbs up. I'm sending two thumbs

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Speaker 1: up to a bananimal named Sarah Lynette kilmer Rhine, who

532
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Speaker 1: is my friend because of the podcast, who gave birth

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Speaker 1: to her first child Congratulate about two weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Now wonderful.

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Speaker 1: She's just a great Bananamal and she's going to be

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Speaker 1: an awesome mom. And I won't name the baby, but

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Speaker 1: Sarah thumbs up. You're gonna be an incredible mom and honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's what this world needs more than anything. And last,

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Speaker 1: but not least, a very important one, Miranda. And sorry

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Speaker 1: it took me a minute to get to this one. Miranda,

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Speaker 1: we are backed up. Is asking us to thumbs her

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Speaker 1: up for simply going to work. Miranda has Miranda has

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Speaker 1: long COVID and autism and it ended her career as

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Speaker 1: a park ranger and wildland firefighter. She loved that job.

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Speaker 3: I can imagine.

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Speaker 1: Now she it's a desk job that she hates the

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Speaker 1: job even though she's still good for the environment. She

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Speaker 1: still works supporting the environment. But despite this hatred of

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Speaker 1: being trapped inside, Miranda organized a webinar with a neurologist,

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Speaker 1: a psychologist, and a social worker on how to work

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Speaker 1: with neurodivergent individuals and how their differences are actually advantages

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Speaker 1: in the workplace. That's great. It was incredibly well received

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Speaker 1: and hopefully, she says, it will help other neurodivergent workers

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Speaker 1: in their careers in the future. So Miranda, that's great.

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Speaker 1: Maddie pay attention because Miranda is Banana of the week.

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Speaker 3: Yes, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That way to go, Miranda, way to make a great

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Speaker 1: a bad situation into a great situation.

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Speaker 2: And of course we are here with just Scotty and

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Speaker 2: I for a sweet, sweet soul episode. And here it

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Speaker 2: is from ABC seven. Mysuncoast dot com. Man snag's fourteen

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Speaker 2: dollar Cardier earrings for fourteen dollars after website price glitch.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic.

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Speaker 2: This is buy a Keen Powell a king.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You're the bi for being in there.

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Speaker 3: Baby.

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Speaker 1: You are so good at what you do and we

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Speaker 1: honor you here.

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Speaker 2: Heroes don't always wear capes, sometimes wear Cartier.

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Speaker 3: Look at that, look at that?

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Speaker 1: At came at simple writing, very nice.

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Speaker 2: A twenty seven year old man snagged fourteen thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: Cardier earrings for under fourteen dollars due to a pricing

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Speaker 2: error on the website.

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Speaker 3: Rigellio via via a eel via Reel.

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Speaker 2: A Mexican citizen posted on x formerly known as Twitter,

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Speaker 2: that he was scrolling through social media on December twelfth,

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty three, when he noticed the eighteen carrot rose

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Speaker 2: gold clashed to Cartier rear earrings on the jeweler's website,

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Speaker 2: Cardia made a mistake listed the diamond earrings for two

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Speaker 2: hundred and thirty seven pesos instead of the correct price

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Speaker 2: two hundred and thirty seven thousand pasos. Villa Rio said

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Speaker 2: he broke out in a cold sweat after seeing the

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Speaker 2: offer in the jeweler's website. He decided to order not one,

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Speaker 2: but two sets. After a few months going back and

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Speaker 2: forth with the jeweler, Cardier offered him a bottle of

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Speaker 2: champagne instead of the jewelry boo and he wrote, quote,

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Speaker 2: I have the worst luck in the world, and I've

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Speaker 2: never made any money, and what I have is because

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Speaker 2: I bought it via a real road on social media.

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Speaker 2: He finally got the earrings last week at his fourteen

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Speaker 2: dollars price good. He posted a video online of himself

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Speaker 2: unboxing the luxury items. He gave one of them to

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Speaker 2: his mother. It feels great and it's cool not to

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Speaker 2: be the underdog for once in my life.

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Speaker 1: Well that's a very positive spin and I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: this happened. Happened to him. But I gotta say this

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Speaker 1: happens to you. Do not do an unboxing video. Do

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Speaker 1: not put this online.

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Speaker 2: He put it online with it. He put it online

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Speaker 2: when he bought it. If he had not done that,

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Speaker 2: that would have just been shipped to him the next day.

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Speaker 1: Just don't tell anyone we're glad because our podcast loves

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Speaker 1: these kind of stories. But if this kind of good

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Speaker 1: fortune clerical error happens to you, shut up. Just do

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Speaker 1: not post it. Just take the win and know, deep

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Speaker 1: down in your heart you got away with one year

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Speaker 1: a winner.

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Speaker 2: Like when I got four hundred dollars when I took

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Speaker 2: out forty dollars in two thousand and two, and I

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Speaker 2: just immediately bought a whatever, a Sony PlayStation, the original,

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Speaker 2: maybe I don't know, or maybe it was a Sega

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Speaker 2: seven or something. I don't know what I bought, but

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Speaker 2: I immediately bought it, and I was very happy with it.

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Speaker 1: Scott, you were young man. You took advantage of it.

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Speaker 1: When I was buying bikes when I was unemployed in

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Speaker 1: New York, I would go on Craigslist, and I knew bicycles,

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Speaker 1: and so many people didn't know what they had. And

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Speaker 1: everybody moves into a small apartment from their little town

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Speaker 1: in Toledo or wherever, and I would see somebody would

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Speaker 1: list a bike that was easily a one thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: bicycle for like two hundred dollars because they just didn't

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Speaker 1: know what they had. And I would say, I can

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Speaker 1: come right now. I'm a former bike mechanic. I have

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Speaker 1: two hundred dollars cash, and I would go and clean

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Speaker 1: it and I would flip it and I would sell

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Speaker 1: it like a week later on Craigsist for eight hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars immediately to somebody that knew. And I did that

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Speaker 1: maybe one hundred times, I don't know, maybe fifty times. Wow,

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Speaker 1: really three times I would go and I would just

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Speaker 1: scroll until I would see a bike, especially if I

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Speaker 1: had photos that I knew was a quality brand that

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Speaker 1: was just wildly underpriced. Clearly somebody just was never going

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Speaker 1: to ride and accepted the fate. And I was unemployed,

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Speaker 1: so I'd get on the f train and i'd go

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Speaker 1: to Queen's. I'd go to Manhattan wherever it was, and

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Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, this is awesome, thank you,

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Speaker 1: and then i'd fix it, clean it, sell like within

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Speaker 1: a week.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great. How much?

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Speaker 2: How what was like the biggest one? Do you remember

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Speaker 2: what type of bike it was?

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Speaker 1: Yes, there was a yeah, there were. There are a

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Speaker 1: couple really good scores. There was a specialized stump jumper

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Speaker 1: that was probably a two thousand, maybe like a fifteen

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars bike in the late nineties early two thousands

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Speaker 1: that I think I got for one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars because it was just really dusty and like just

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Speaker 1: been sitting there. I don't even remember. And then there

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Speaker 1: was another one that I went and got that I

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Speaker 1: actually end up riding for a while. That was a

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Speaker 1: Cannondale and it was a really nice road bike, and

654
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: the woman that sold it to me was like, this

655
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: was an old roommates. He said he didn't want it.

656
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: He left. Maybe that was all lie, but she said

657
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: that a bunch of people emailed her like a ton

658
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: where like yes. And then when I was test riding it,

659
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: I had taken my then girlfriend with me and she

660
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: was just chatting with the woman and the woman said,

661
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: you know, I picked him because his name is Scotty,

662
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: and I just felt like the name Scotty was a

663
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: friendly name compared to everybody else that was writing to her.

664
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Speaker 1: She responded to mine because the email said Scotty.

665
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 3: Wow, that's great.

666
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: That was probably a two thousand some dollar Cannondale that

667
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: I got for I don't remember, one hundred and fifty hundred,

668
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: like nothing, and rode it for a wild Project park.

669
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: And then when winter came, I put it up there

670
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: and sold it for eight hundred or a grant. I

671
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: paid my rent for three or four months just flipping bikes.

672
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. I love that, And it's not hard

673
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: to do. It is not hard to do. Once you

674
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 2: did you ever have to like straighten.

675
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 3: The spokes?

676
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: No, it didn't have to true the wheels at all. Okay,

677
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: it was mostly just replacing inner tubes, which are back

678
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: then we're five dollars a tube. And I had a

679
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: stand in my living room in Brooklyn, so I just

680
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: put the bike up in a stand, fixed it, cleaned it.

681
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: It was so good. It was a great thing to do.

682
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: I was unemployed. Also, maybe this is fun for our

683
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: bonus odes. If you got away with something like this,

684
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: send it to us as a confession and we will

685
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: absolve you. We're going to record another bonisode in about

686
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: a week like that. So if you hear this on Tuesday,

687
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 1: send us your confessions of times you got away with

688
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: one of these with fourteen dollars fourteen thousand dollars Cardia

689
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: earrings and don't do an unboxing. For the love of God.

690
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: Give me another one Scotti. We're gonna blast.

691
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 1: See mc ashley sent this in Thank you mc ashley.

692
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: I hope you are a master of ceremonies. This was

693
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Speaker 1: in Fox two Detroit, written by Best in the Biz

694
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 1: nor Ra Hal nor Rahal if I'm pronouncing nor correctly,

695
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: which I think I am. Cool name. Yeah, someone keeps

696
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: pooping on the headstones and Dearborn Cemetery. The number of

697
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: strangers pooping consistently in a place on this podcast. We

698
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: could do this every episode in a different location, but

699
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: we don't. It was the headstones that pushed me over

700
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: the edge of you know what. It's blue, but it's

701
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: certainly bananas. Nothing wrong with blue. As a fan of blue,

702
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: you love a blue. You were in a short film

703
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: about blue poop.

704
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's right.

705
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,959
Speaker 2: It's called brown and it's me as a young cop

706
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,720
Speaker 2: dealing with a horrifying and mysterious medical issue.

707
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: So you pay a very good sensitive cop with John Daly,

708
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: who's in Fallout with our friend Johnny Pemberton. The number

709
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: one show in the History of Amazon.

710
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 2: I finally finished it, and my god, John Daly and

711
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: Johnny Pemberton's scene together is I think maybe one of

712
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 2: the best scenes of the entire season.

713
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: It's so good, so good Johnny Pemberton. For those who've

714
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: watched The Fallout, which is a lot of people place Thaddeus,

715
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: who is like the Night's caddie and he is so funny.

716
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: Shout out to Johnny, We love you, buddy. Congratulations. Okay,

717
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: back to this one. Dearborn, Michigan, never been there. Police

718
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 1: have received seven reports of an individual pooping on various

719
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: headstones at the North Ust Cemetery in Dearborn, wild What

720
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: a choice, What a choice?

721
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 3: What a choice.

722
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: The incidents have been taking place since February twenty fifth,

723
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: so after Valentine's Day. Dearborn Police confirmed the perpetrator has

724
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: targeted a different grave each time. I'm doing the math.

725
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: I ran the numbers. That's seven different headstones. Police do

726
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 1: not have any leads at this time, but are working

727
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: to identify and locate the person responsible. Obviously, that seems

728
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: like a filler sentence. Dearborn Police have not submitted the

729
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,479
Speaker 1: stool for DNA testing. According to the Department at this time,

730
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 1: the state is prioritizing a backlog haha of evidence involved

731
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: in more serious cases. Fine, honestly, that's fine. That's fine,

732
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: that's fine. This is not gonna nobody's getting hurt by this. No.

733
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: Also, it's it's shocking that there's just so much DNA

734
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: evidence that the state needs to process that they haven't processed.

735
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: It's crazy focus on assaults.

736
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's focus on murders and assaults.

737
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 2: But like, let's just get that system up and work.

738
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 2: And as soon as you have some DNA stuff, somebody

739
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 2: pops it in their machine and it goes boo.

740
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 3: There you go.

741
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of vigilantes in any shape or form,

742
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: but if you live there's.

743
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 2: A twenty three and me this poop, you can do it.

744
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: There are ways to do it. So if you just

745
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: want to go with I don't know, a couple of

746
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: flashlights and a fishing net, go hang out at the

747
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: old North Ew Cemetery and just watch for somebody that

748
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: is pulling their parts down around. You can handle this

749
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: on your own. We don't the cops don't need to

750
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: get involved. And then one of the funniest things ever,

751
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: it just says late actor George Papard, known for his

752
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: roles and Breakfast at Tiffany's and the A Team, is

753
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: buried at Northview Cemetery. However, his grave has not yet

754
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: been targeted by the Cereal booper.

755
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: I think I think ignore is the one doing it.

756
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 2: He says, not yet, that it has not been targeted,

757
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 2: which is.

758
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: You just this happens so frequently, men and women, A

759
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: lot of runners, a lot of runners, a lot of bikers.

760
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: There was also an article that we didn't cover about

761
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: people doing this in line at Disneyland, just drop and trough.

762
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: What Disneyland.

763
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 2: There's so many people around you.

764
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 3: There's so many people around you.

765
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: The United States gets so many things wrong. We can

766
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: you know, there's highlights and low lights, there's mountaintops and valleys.

767
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: But we really are very good at plumbing toilets they

768
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: work great, great.

769
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: We're not very good at public restrooms.

770
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: No, we need more.

771
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: We really need more.

772
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: We need more.

773
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 2: There should be everywhere.

774
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: We have the technol. Wasn't the guy who invented the

775
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: toilet named Johnny Crapper? Isn't that why it's called a

776
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: crapper because he created the idea that the shape of

777
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: the toilet so that when you flushed it, you didn't

778
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: need any mechanical device. It was just the pressure and

779
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: then it wouldn't come back. Then let's see Johnny Crapper,

780
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: Thomas Crapper, Thomas Crapper, Are you joking? I swear to god.

781
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: Thomas Crapper held nine patents, three of them for the

782
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: water closet improvements, such as the floating ballcock, which is

783
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: honestly one of the best improvements in water closets.

784
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 2: The floating ballcock.

785
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: He we all are huge fans. The company owned the world.

786
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 1: Yeah he he oh. His notability regards to toilets has

787
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: often been overstated, dunking on him Wikipedia, Yes, achievements. This

788
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: guy was just upset. Oh, Crapper improved the s Ben

789
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 1: trap in eighteen eighty, so we didn't know he did. No,

790
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: he didn't, but none for the flush of a toilet itself.

791
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: So he's been overstated, which is very funny. See it's

792
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: an educational thing, it is. But that is where after

793
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: American servicemen station in England during World War One saw

794
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: the name on the cisterns and used it as army slang.

795
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: I E. I'm going to the Crapper. Okay, wow, Thomas

796
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: Crapper a bit of a fraud, but also really nailed

797
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: nine toilet patents, so we're proud of you. Bud.

798
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 2: Nice I got one for you from my sister Lynn

799
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: Benson sent this to me.

800
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Speaker 1: Nice Gal.

801
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 2: Woman found living inside Family Fair sign.

802
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: Really good, really good.

803
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 2: This was the Midland Daily News, written by Wow oh okay,

804
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 2: written by Teresa MS. There's just some extra letters there

805
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 2: which got me. But Teresa is the best and as

806
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: with an extra A and an E.

807
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: Frogging.

808
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: When contractors working at the Family Fair grocery store in Midland,

809
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 2: they unexpectedly found a woman thirty four living inside the

810
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 2: rooftop sign. Contractors discovered an extension cord on the roof

811
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 2: traced it to the dwelling inside the Family Fair sign.

812
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 2: They were like, OMG, someone's living in that sign, said

813
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 2: Midland Police Department Public Relationships officer Brendan Warren of the

814
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: April twenty third finding. I've never seen anything like this

815
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 2: before in my career. The woman, whom police nicknamed the

816
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 2: rooftop Ninja, lived inside the store sign for about a year.

817
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 3: Warren said.

818
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 2: Inside her dwelling, she had a desk, flooring a pantry

819
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: full of food and a house plant.

820
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 3: She made it home. Warren said.

821
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 2: Officers told the woman that she needed to find somewhere

822
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 2: else to live. She was trespassed from the business. Don't

823
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: know what that means. Officers offered the woman housing assistance

824
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 2: and other resources. She declined their help. Police also believe

825
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: she has a vehicle.

826
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: I mean she might be okay, she's a resourceful lady.

827
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 3: Very resourceful.

828
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 2: She installed boring inside a sign.

829
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: That's great.

830
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 2: That's a year and a full year with no one

831
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: fucking with her, That's great.

832
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: There's always that thing where you feel like people watch

833
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: you do something embarrassing, you know, something silly happens to you, whatever,

834
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: and you feel like everybody saw it, know it. But

835
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: then you realize that this woman for one year was

836
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: sneaking up and down a grocery store building with not

837
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: getting caught.

838
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 3: And no one paying attention.

839
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: People don't. Yeah, most people aren't paying attention to what

840
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: you're doing. You're in your own head, you're smelling your

841
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: own feet. It's it's pretty wild.

842
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 3: Yep, give me another one, Scottie.

843
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: This is very Upper Alley. This is from Shannon on

844
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: our Instagram. She DMD us. That is the Bananas Podcast

845
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: on Instagram. If you like social media and if you're

846
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: gonna get booted off TikTok soon because of the government,

847
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: come on back to Instagram follow the Banana boys. We'll

848
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: be happy to have you. French bakers claim world's longest bagett. Yes, simple, easy,

849
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: and it is a record. I looked into it. I'm

850
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: a rachi or he wrote this, and so did and

851
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 1: I will. I'm gonna murder this name and I'm gonna

852
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: try my best. Jau fe ju I think jaufe zo,

853
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: which if it is that great name, you did a

854
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: great job. Thanks, I try. We care, It's just we

855
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: don't know. The baguettes are a notable component of France's

856
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: culinary scene.

857
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 2: Great sentence, you know what's all you need to know?

858
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 3: Though, let us know what bread is next.

859
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: Well. I actually edited a lot of that out of

860
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: this article because the headline says a lot of it. Okay, Now,

861
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: French bakers have taken the record for the longest baguette

862
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: ever baked, at one hundred forty point five three meters,

863
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: which I ran the numbers for urban animals four hundred

864
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: and sixty one feet. It trumps the previous Losers Italian

865
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: record of one hundred and thirty two point sixty two.

866
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 2: Switches bacon in some sort of custom oven that was

867
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 2: made just for this baguette.

868
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: Yep, oh, yep, Okay, look at that.

869
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the.

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Speaker 1: Lengthy loaf, which is great. The lengthy loaf would be

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Speaker 1: a good name for a bar.

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00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: The lengthy loaf was made in public on Sunday during

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Speaker 1: the Sir man Surrecenae, Oh God, Sir Kurdi Ideasuriousness Sure

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Speaker 1: sure is Nz. It is a s u r e

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00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: s ne e s sure sure nay, sure'sness. We're going

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Speaker 1: sure's ness baguette show.

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00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 3: Sure is next to have that?

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00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: Town is sure is next to have? A baghead show

880
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: in that he saved me at the Terrastu feschierat observation

881
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: deck in France's suburban western commune of sure is Nest,

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00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: near Paris. The Guinness Book of World Records judge was

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00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: there to approve the record. CNN contacted them. A team

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Speaker 1: of eighteen bakers began preparing the dough at three am

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00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: local time, before supervising the baking process at five am.

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00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: A mobile oven was specifically designed for the occasion, so

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00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: I think they were just passing it through and baking

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00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 1: as it goes, like almost if you meant like imagine

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00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: those old pizza ovens that start on one end and

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Speaker 1: go the other way. OK. After the bread was baked,

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00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: part of the baguette was cut up, spread with nutella

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00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: and shared with the public. Another part was given to

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Speaker 1: local youth association Salay Hay or Chile Hay so that

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00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: it could be distributed to the homeless that evening. According

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Speaker 1: to the release, that also sounds nice. Children getting nutella

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Speaker 1: and the unhoused getting bred. This seems good. Yeah, Sureousness

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00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: is proud dough witness the record for the world's longest

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Speaker 1: bag gette, which celebrates a national symbol of our gastronomy

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Speaker 1: and craftsmen who perpetuate it. Sureousness Mayor Giyambudhi, which is

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00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: a great name, Giambodhi said in the release, I congratulate

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00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: the sure Business bakers who took part in baking the

902
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: baguette and who maintained the tradition of sharing which is

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00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: essential to our town.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get my answer, Scottie. How did they bake it?

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Speaker 1: They baked it through a transported of it. They put

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00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 1: the dough through it like an assembly line and baked

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00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: it from left to right through a giant oven. That's

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00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: what I was saying, like the pizza oven. To picture,

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00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: it goes in one end.

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00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 3: It comes out the other pro right, Okay.

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00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was a big one of those that

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00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: is a portable oven.

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00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so it can just roll along.

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00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: Of a mobile oven was specifically designed for this occasion.

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00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: I love it.

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00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations that was one congratulations. I mean a record for

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00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: the longest handmade baguette requires true collective sportsmanship. And in

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00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: the year of the Olympic Games, bravo to all of

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00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: our artisan bakers, said Dominique and Tracked.

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00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 3: You just want to present names.

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00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: I mean, this article is ninety percent names. The big thing.

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00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh and in French, baguettes were awarded a special protected

924
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: status in twenty twenty two.

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00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 3: Thank god. I know they're endangered.

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00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: You gotta keep your eye on these things or they

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Speaker 1: just get out of hand.

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00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 2: I knew baguettes were threatened, but it wasn't sure that

929
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: they were on the endangered list.

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Speaker 1: On Money from Strangers, an MTV show, Curt and I

931
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: both worked on. We did Street games where the hosts

932
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: would walk up to people and say, Hey, for fifty dollars,

933
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Speaker 1: will you shave one eyebrow off? Hey for one hundred dollars,

934
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Speaker 1: will you paint your entire body and face and hair

935
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Speaker 1: red before you go back to work? And we had one,

936
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Speaker 1: just a quick hit that we didn't think was going

937
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Speaker 1: to work, and it was two college students from NYU,

938
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Speaker 1: and we go for ten bucks, will you guys hit

939
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Speaker 1: each other with bagettes until one of the bagot's breaks

940
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: and the winner gets an additional ten dollars And these

941
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: two guys go, yep, absolutely. And then the bagattes were

942
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: freshly baked, which was our mistake, so they were a

943
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: little soft and a little doe and they had a

944
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: little give. And these two guys started hitting each other

945
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: in the arms and then the face and the head

946
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Speaker 1: and they did not break. They had tears in their eyes,

947
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: they were crying. And then we just called it and

948
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Speaker 1: gave them each an additional twenty dollars and apologize because

949
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: we were like we we thought it was going to

950
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Speaker 1: break on the first swing, and instead you guys are

951
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: hitting each other with meat with breadbags.

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00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy.

953
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: On Saint Mark's Yeah it was. I learned a lot

954
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Speaker 1: about baguettes that day, and I am glad they are

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Speaker 1: especially protected since twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm teasing us with a headline to get

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Speaker 2: us out of here.

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Speaker 3: Scotty hereunds.

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