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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most

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Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today on This is Important. This

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Speaker 1: fucking puppet bros. They stick their hand in there and

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Speaker 1: they don't even ask permission. I want to get a

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Speaker 1: cheese guard, They send you a horse head in your bed.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, motherfucking wizards never died. Let's go, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go Tigal. That's a different one. Yeah, what was

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Speaker 1: that one? Is that Luigi Tigal? That's Mario. He's getting

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Speaker 1: in on the action. Are we jumping into the Mario

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Speaker 1: movie already? O? We can? We can? What was the

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Speaker 1: hot news that came in one ear in and out

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Speaker 1: the I don't know if it was news. No. I

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Speaker 1: think people were just a little bit upset about the casting. Right,

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Speaker 1: what was the casting? But I don't think that. I

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Speaker 1: don't think the internet is is cool with any casting really, right,

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Speaker 1: that's true. They well, here's the thing, is the Mario.

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Speaker 1: The voice of Mario is going to be Chris Pratt,

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Speaker 1: and I think they're kind of math the most Italians

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Speaker 1: Italian man of all time. Hey, you know if that

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Speaker 1: if that's his ellis island name. Maybe it was Prettein.

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Speaker 1: We don't know this. It could have been Prettin. Let's

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Speaker 1: do our research. I've been watching some Sopranos. Um it's

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Speaker 1: leaking out. Did you watch The Many Saints of Newark?

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Speaker 1: That's the ship I watched last night? Spoilers I'm gonna watch.

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Speaker 1: I had never seen Sopranos in my life. I'm really

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Speaker 1: I'm in season three right now. I'm gonna watch the

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Speaker 1: movie after. Okay, Okay, as you should. It wouldn't make

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Speaker 1: any sense if you didn't. You got to really know

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Speaker 1: the characters because I've seen all of Sopranos a couple times,

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Speaker 1: and uh, it took me halfway through the movie to

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Speaker 1: piece together who everyone is. Also, I'm bad at stuff,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sure if you anyone just kind of could

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Speaker 1: pick it up. But me, I was. I was having

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Speaker 1: a hard time with it. Keep I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's his mom, that's Uncle Jr. It is

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Speaker 1: it a movie, Yeah, it's It's a prequel to the

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Speaker 1: Sopranos that chose like Anthony growing up Tony Soprano like

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Speaker 1: growing up It got it, got it, and it's cool.

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Speaker 1: So if you watched this series, you like know all

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Speaker 1: of like the older they were like that generation was

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Speaker 1: dying off when Tony was coming up, and so you

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Speaker 1: kind of clock all of them. Uh, and then now

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Speaker 1: you see them as as in their prime being badass

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Speaker 1: gang stars, young Bucks, when they were cracking skulls. Watching

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Speaker 1: it now, I'm watching Homeboy, who played T one thousand

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Speaker 1: in the Terminator movies, is like this degenerate gambler guy,

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Speaker 1: and he's so good that I was like, fuck, they

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Speaker 1: should have done a spinoff because he's like I'm going

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Speaker 1: to Nevada. So far, I don't know if he comes

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Speaker 1: back or she shows up better or whatever. Um, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, god, they should do a spinoff of

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Speaker 1: his life just going to either absolute shit in out

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Speaker 1: in Vegas or like almost going to ship and then

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Speaker 1: somehow getting it together and be and then of course,

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Speaker 1: like I don't know. I was just like, he's so

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Speaker 1: good at this loser and it could be interesting to

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Speaker 1: see him fail or succeed out there in the desert.

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Speaker 1: Maybe like when he goes out to the desert, that's

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Speaker 1: when he becomes to one. Yeah, enforcement I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just trying to bridge a couple

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Speaker 1: of worlds, you know what I mean. Like when he's

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Speaker 1: a cinematic universe, he means the entire do you know,

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Speaker 1: John Powder, It's like space jam. It kind of tied

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Speaker 1: every universe together, the new one exactly, exactly, dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they bring everything in. It's like the Spielberg flick that

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Speaker 1: had all the like all this stuff from everything. You

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Speaker 1: know what. It's such it's ready yeah, ready, one. It's

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Speaker 1: such trash. You don't like to watch movies and just

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Speaker 1: look at the background and be like, I know that character.

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Speaker 1: That character. It sucks. It's so good. It's such a pander.

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Speaker 1: It just is like garbage. It's like you don't have

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Speaker 1: one original thought except for the thought of let's have

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Speaker 1: everyone who's ever been invented already together, and that's the

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Speaker 1: original thought. Now I hate it. No, it's totally whack.

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Speaker 1: I agree with yours, but also I fucking love it,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm splitting right down the

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Speaker 1: center on it. Yeah, panders directly to us. Right, It's

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Speaker 1: like having a cheeseburger pizza. You're like, oh wait, did

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Speaker 1: you just wait, hold on, yeah, did you just come

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Speaker 1: up with that? Right now? Just come up with that right?

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Speaker 1: Now for the fucking the dorito tacos. Right, it's amazing,

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Speaker 1: but late idea, it wasn't the best. Hey, I understand

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Speaker 1: your point, but you are not making us dislike it.

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Speaker 1: You just name two things that that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's stupid, it's dumb. I fucking hate it. It's like

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Speaker 1: Derrito talking. No no no no, no, no no no no,

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Speaker 1: like that's not my point. My point is Derrito's tacos

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Speaker 1: is amazing, right, okay, okay, okay, listen to him backpedal.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard the backpedal in his life. No, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: but no, no no. But because there's another step to this, right, Onders,

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Speaker 1: what are you saying? It is amazing? Yes, that's the

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Speaker 1: next step is it's amazing. But you know, hey, well

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Speaker 1: there's quite starting and stopping. Just complete a sentence. Jesus dude,

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Speaker 1: you know that I can't finish. It's amazing. But my

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Speaker 1: point is it's cool, it's fun, it's delicious, but it

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Speaker 1: ain't winning, no Michelin star. Okay, okay, that's what we're

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Speaker 1: going forward with our snacks. Yes, Betaphor want so. So

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Speaker 1: you're saying taco bells just a snack to you, Oh,

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Speaker 1: what do you tacos? That's not a meal when you

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Speaker 1: run for the Bard's okay, you gotta get a couple

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Speaker 1: of them, but it's a meal for sure. You're talking

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Speaker 1: to the voice of Volcano nachos, So don't think he's

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Speaker 1: ever going to throw a dirty word. Volcano changes a man.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, that's just your dad. You're like, is

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Speaker 1: it cool? I just did my dad in that commercial.

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Speaker 1: You just played a sunburnt version of your father sun

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Speaker 1: His dad is sunburned. He's a fisherman. It's important. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just uh yeah, for that commercial, I just played

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Speaker 1: my dad. Is if my dad were in a Vietnam

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Speaker 1: War veteran perfect, if he was inside of a viett

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Speaker 1: I can't finish perfect. I know we talked about that

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Speaker 1: to it on our Instagram. We should definitely, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got to We're gonna We're gonna cut to it

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Speaker 1: right now. You've ever been faced down and Lava sells

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Speaker 1: son your name boost jalapenos, your tongues burning chick is

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Speaker 1: so crazy, Dick. He started lacking the thing. What's with

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Speaker 1: a voice volcano nutsos and we're back changes a man,

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Speaker 1: We're back in it. He still got it. Yeah. That

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Speaker 1: uh that makeup it's a Taco about commercial. That was

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Speaker 1: basically my face for like a minute. So it was

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. When I was like, I think I was

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Speaker 1: like twenty two or something when that commercial came out.

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Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah. It was like, um, early mid

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Speaker 1: It was a big deal because it was on the

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Speaker 1: it would be like my face on a r TV

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Speaker 1: screens and we were like, oh my god, drinks on me.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I got paid five for the commercial,

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Speaker 1: time when we thought that if you were in a commercial,

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Speaker 1: we thought we were going to be just neck deep

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Speaker 1: Taco bell with Adam and be like pointing, dude, like,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm the guy. Cool, Yeah, you want

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Speaker 1: a double deck to taco at b I think I

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Speaker 1: told you guys when I worked at La cost Usher

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Speaker 1: came in and was like, can I get some free stuff?

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Speaker 1: And they were like no. He's like, I just wore

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Speaker 1: the cost in my new video. I'll pull it up

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Speaker 1: on my phone and they're like, we're so sorry. I

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Speaker 1: didn't mind anything. You gotta go to corporate. You gotta

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Speaker 1: go to the corporate and now we know you gotta

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Speaker 1: get the card. You gotta get the card that says

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Speaker 1: your life time Chipotle, remember whatever it is. I kind

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Speaker 1: of just went through that when I because I got

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Speaker 1: my specialized bike. I got my my electric bike. It's

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Speaker 1: a sick oh hell yeah, able to take it out,

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Speaker 1: I walked in and they're like, hey, can I help you?

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Speaker 1: And I'm, you know, wearing a mask and ship and

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Speaker 1: I go, I think I'm here to get a free

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Speaker 1: and he's like, no, there's no free bikes. And so

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Speaker 1: And then so it's like five minutes of me trying

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Speaker 1: why do you get a free bike? I'm sorry, why

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Speaker 1: that thing was so fucking radical. Yeah, dude, cool. I

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Speaker 1: like those electric bikes. You don't have the pedal, you do,

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Speaker 1: you do, but you don't have a pedal, hard baby, Sorry, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to put in some effort. Shocks. I

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Speaker 1: gotta get one of those those lazy boys with wheels

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Speaker 1: But it does. It's it's actually like it goes so

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Speaker 1: fucking fast. I'm like, this is a motorcycle, this thing

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Speaker 1: I guess in other countries where they sell them, they

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Speaker 1: go faster really well in the United States of America,

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Speaker 1: you know how the government restricts us. Good talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Let's go PolyChar seconds it tops off an I think

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Speaker 1: that's fast on a freaking bike. So but you will

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Speaker 1: end up going faster if you're going downhill, like on

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Speaker 1: my regular road bike, I can get it up to

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Speaker 1: forty just bombing a hill. Okay. Yeah, if you're in

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Speaker 1: a low gear and you're pedaling down the hill too,

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Speaker 1: you can get going crazy exactly. So you get up,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you can go sort super dangerous. That's one

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Speaker 1: of the scariest things. Like I always remember hearing about,

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Speaker 1: like people in San Francisco, like bike messengers and all that.

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Speaker 1: Like when you're bombing those hills, if you hit someone,

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Speaker 1: you straight up like you die, you kill them. You're

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Speaker 1: like a missile. Yeah, you're a human missile. What's that

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Speaker 1: movie with Joseph Gordon Levin where he's like a bike messenger.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, it's so good. What it's called like the

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Speaker 1: delivery boy or something like that. Yeah, the messenger. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the delivery boy. I like that. He's just he's

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Speaker 1: just out there aggressively delivering sandwiches. It's about Jimmy John.

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Speaker 1: I just remember the shots from the trailer were like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: and puppet nuts. Bro. I love your Gonzo Gonzo. Gonzo

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Speaker 1: couldn't see above the shoulder good, you just saw our socks,

415
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: and so it's just something cool like, I mean, that's

416
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: why rug rats ruled too. It's just like giving a

417
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: voice to these babies that can't talk, and then they

418
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: like that's why Rugrats ruled. It's like when they're around

419
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: the parents, like Google Gaga, and then as soon as

420
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: the parents leave, they're like, Yo, this is what's up.

421
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: Angelica is a bit but you had parents and Rugrats.

422
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: You had parents and rug Rats. You had stew and

423
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,479
Speaker 1: the dad and Chucky's dad. That's right, Kyle got you, Adam.

424
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: So it's a little different, bro, It's just a little different.

425
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: It's a different it is a different, different show. I'm

426
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: saying that. Yeah, correct. I'm not saying they're the same show.

427
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: They're not. They aren't exactly the same show. But if

428
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: you had to go Muppet Babies versus fucking Rugrats, where

429
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: are you? Where are you landing? Where are you landing? Ship? Yeah? God,

430
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 1: we're doing this right now. Let's do it Muppet Babies

431
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 1: right now. Dude, that is a line in the sand.

432
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: I think I gotta go Muppet by Nat, you're throwing

433
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 1: me back. I'm a rug rat boy all the way,

434
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 1: and I think that's you mean you're a rug rat.

435
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: Don't don't don't. Yeah. I think what it was for

436
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: me is when Rugrats were the hot shit. I think

437
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: Rugrats might be a little too young for you, Dirt

438
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: I think that's why you were I'm up and saying no, no,

439
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: I'm exactly, I'm split right down the middle. Now, that

440
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: is true. Muppet Babies was outpre was out before the

441
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: rug Rats. That you might have aged out of the

442
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: Rats by the time it was hot, didn't because I

443
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: remember when it premiered it was dug followed by rug Rats,

444
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: followed by Rent and Stimpy. Every Sunday morning they put

445
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: Rent and Stimpy in the morning. That seems a little

446
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: That was when they were sneaking that ship on kids.

447
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: It was called Nicktoons. I think it's called Nicktoons, specifically

448
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: a thing called Nicktoons on Sundays. Rocko's Modern Life came later.

449
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: You guys should watch there's a documentary called The Orange Ears.

450
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: I want to say The Orange Ears that I watched

451
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: on a plane. Yeah, and uh, it was fucking awesome.

452
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 1: It's all about Nickelodeon at that time when they started

453
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: to make original programming and started with you can't say

454
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: that on television, which is like a Canadian do that

455
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: on television, And then they segued to their own stuff

456
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: with double Dare and all that, and then into cartoons

457
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: and you were just like holy shit, they were on

458
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: a run. Yeah, bro, that's all I watched. Like, that's

459
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: all I watched. Was Nickelodeon. That was it. Yeah, nothing

460
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: else not to mention, like Muppet Babies was Nickelodeon as well? Right?

461
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: Or no? No? Maybe it wasn't. But I think it

462
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: was syndicated into Nickelodeon. I think they grabbed it. It

463
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 1: was not. It was a CBS TV show I believe,

464
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: produced by Dee Yeah, Dee, dude, I K d I

465
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: c at the end of it. Okay, I spelled it wrong.

466
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: Do you say, d I K yeah, yeah I did?

467
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: Yesses you're acting? Also helps hey wait, help my stone

468
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 1: to ask memory because al right, bad Boy by Rock

469
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: and Muppet Babies? Is that Where did Fraggle Rock come from?

470
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: Is that Muppet Babies? Fraggle Rock was an HBO show

471
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 1: separate Jim Hansen, but it's a completely different show. Were

472
00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: they in the show as cartoons? Uh? Skeeter was kind

473
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: of he looked like one of those fraggles but and

474
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: his his sister, Frega Rock was my ship. I loved

475
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: Frega Rock. You look like a douzer, Yeah, I look

476
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: like a bulldozer. Bulldozer that's where it came from. You

477
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: named your wizard rap character. I mean, you met a

478
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: wizard rapper named Bulldozer and you guys hit it off.

479
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm writing my vows right now for the

480
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: wedding right now. So if I look distracted, I want

481
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: you to be the fraggle to my Douzer. It did.

482
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: On the first draft of it was like a lot

483
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: of references to the Wizards. Uh. I've since I've since

484
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: toned it, toned it back and pulled those references out. Wow,

485
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: this is why you should do a few drafts of

486
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: your vows so you don't just come in real hot.

487
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: I gotta ask what what what? Why we're reference was

488
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: wizards never die, much like love. I mean that was

489
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: the end. I swear to you, that was how ended.

490
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: And then I was going to start it with, uh,

491
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: to quote Chloe's favorite two thousand and six seminal hip

492
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: hop rap syndicate from another world, the Wizards poof pow surprise,

493
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: what's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized and I still am.

494
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: And then and then go into the vials and then

495
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: end with as they say, motherfucking wizards never died much

496
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: like our love. I love you Chloe and you Yeah,

497
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: all right, I'm glad we're talking about this. I'm glad

498
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: we're talking this through. So I wrote that draft and

499
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: then and then gave it, gave it a day, slept

500
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: on it, and then came back and looked at it

501
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: in in the morning line and was like, no, when

502
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: you say morning light, it's like after you sobered up?

503
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: Did you write it very drunk? No, not drunk. Haven't

504
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: drank for like over a month. Okay, okay, yeah it sucks.

505
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,239
Speaker 1: Actually I hate it. It sucks. What happens? Why are

506
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: you doing it? Then? Are you trapped? Are you trapped some? Yeah?

507
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: I mean good for you. A month is a month

508
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: is a long time ago? Drink a drink? Yeah, So

509
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: I it was. I had it was like the bachelor

510
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: party and everything, and then like a few other things

511
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: where I was just like kind of drinking and eating

512
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: a lot, like a pig, and I was like pushing

513
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: two hundred pounds and I looked at me and I'm like, Jesus,

514
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm five ft eight. I can't be two hundred pounds.

515
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,479
Speaker 1: That's a big boy. And I'm like, man, I got

516
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: a wedding. I have this movie The Outlaws that I'm

517
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: gonna be shooting right after the wedding. So I'm like,

518
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: I gotta roll right into that. I got to tighten

519
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: up the game. Well then you roll into it. Yeah,

520
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: So I did that, and then and then this week

521
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, two weeks ago, I was like,

522
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: I might have a drink or two, you know, but

523
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: you know, really tighten it up for two weeks ago. No,

524
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: but a month ago I stopped. And then two weeks

525
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: ago I got COVID. Whoa wait, hold, yeah so you

526
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: knew that. We talked about that the other day. But yeah,

527
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: so then I got fucking covid and actually like and

528
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm vaccinated, which is fucked up breakthrough breakthrough. And and

529
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: everyone that I've heard that has had a breakthrough, uh,

530
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: they love different. They're like, oh it was nothing, dude.

531
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: It was like it was in and out of my

532
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: system in a day. It fucking knocked my ass to

533
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: the ground. For like three days I had for I

534
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: was like, all funked up. Today's my tenth day. I'm

535
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: ending my quarantine today and I'm I'm fine, finally, Like

536
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm finally fine. My god. I did hear on the

537
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: same day I heard about you, I heard about another

538
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: friend of mine in New York who's a writer, and

539
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: he said him and his wife had a breakthrough case

540
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: and it knocked him down for three weeks. Good after

541
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: post vaccination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so glad that ours

542
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. And we're both testing negative and everything already,

543
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: so that's that's a good thing. But I was for

544
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: a minute, I was like, am I going to have

545
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: to cancel the fucking wedding? Like after everything? This would

546
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: be a goddamn nightmare. So, dude, that would have been crazy.

547
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: I would have kept those tickets and still gone just

548
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: to kind of celebrate for you, you know, I know,

549
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: I know everybody. Everybody would have. Everyone would have and

550
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: we've already paid for everything. And I was like, talking

551
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: to Claw, I'm like, how do we get our money back,

552
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: especially for like the booze. I'm like, because then, you know,

553
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of money for the bar tab

554
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, they're not just going to throw

555
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: away the alcohol. Yeah, alcohol stays good, for sure, it stays.

556
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: So you're saving up, you're gearing up for the wedding.

557
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: That's when you're going to kind of break the seal.

558
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, basically, and also just like I wanted to

559
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: get better, so I'm not gonna even though I felt

560
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: fine the last four or five days, I didn't want

561
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: to then like slide back into sickness because I just

562
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: wanted some delicious ashlands. So now you're like, you're like

563
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: vaccinated and you have the antibodies, so you can pretty

564
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: much go anywhere, you know what I mean, right, which,

565
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: so I'm I'm I'm hell of strong now, but you

566
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: were you were like fairly good about wearing your mask

567
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: and ship and like and being safe or I think

568
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: it was on the I got it. I think I

569
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: got it on are we recording now? I think I

570
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: got it on work. The last week of work I

571
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: had on the Righteous Gemstones, it was all night. Yeah,

572
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: you get run down. So I think I was just

573
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: run down and right. And I was around people with

574
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: COVID before well, because I know, because we get tested

575
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: three times a week, so you knew there was some ship.

576
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: There would be people in scenes where like you come

577
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: back from the scene and they're gone and you're like,

578
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: well where did they go? And they're like they tested positive,

579
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: they had to go home and your ship. So I

580
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: was with them earlier in the day, but I test negative,

581
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: so it's fine. But uh so, I've been around people

582
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: with COVID before. But then now I think it's just

583
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: because I was so run down from like the stress

584
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: of like planning the wedding, my dad having, you know,

585
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: brain radiation, all the ship, all the other thing. Your

586
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: dada cool. It's most of your dad's fault. It's it's

587
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: my cancer riddled father all that stuff, and it's his fault.

588
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: That ship's important. So I think I think it was that,

589
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: and then it just it just fucking hit me. That's wild.

590
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 1: Did you have so fever or cough like flemylung wet long? Oh, dude,

591
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: I had everything I had on all the symptoms. I

592
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what they are. I was

593
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: I I had a bad tamp. It was like a

594
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: hundred two or something. Dude, big temperature, big hot, so hot.

595
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: I had chillen. That's a big hot. That's a big hot.

596
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: Did you have a big hot? I had a big hot.

597
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: I had a headache for like days and days and days.

598
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: I'm still like pretty tired. I'm just tired of the diarrhea.

599
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: Was unrelenting and it only lasted for one day. But

600
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: it was like I was like, I'm gonna ship my pants.

601
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to ship my pants. Yeah where I'm just

602
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 1: like I watched the five seasons of Friday Night Lights.

603
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: That's all I did. I just I just turned my

604
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: brain off and just watched Friday Night Lights like a

605
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: week straight. Uh yeah, but but I'm back now, baby

606
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: solid poops. Good job, buddy. Hell it's almost two solid now,

607
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: tell me about it. That was my problem after hearing

608
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: knew sit. I wish like they made masks that had

609
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: it where they would tell you if when you have

610
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: encountered like I want to. I just want to know

611
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 1: my stats, like how many times I've been around COVID

612
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: like with a mask or whatever and I've avoided it

613
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: and I've dodged the bullet. It's just like always dozens

614
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: of times. Yeah, just like in Starbucks, because you know,

615
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: you've gone out to bars and restaurants and stuff. If

616
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: you're around a certain amount of people, you're around COVID.

617
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: You're around COVID is my friend. And especially I was

618
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: in the South. I was in Charleston, South Carolina, and

619
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: there's a lot of unvaccinated people in South Carolina, and uh,

620
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: you know, I know for a fact I was, And

621
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: I was like, am I super human? Because I hadn't

622
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: gotten it yet? What's your blood type ATAM? Because that

623
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: was a rumor I heard, oh negative? Yeah, I heard

624
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: a rumor swirling that like, oh negative is like immune,

625
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: like you're you can't get Yeah, that's really yeah, I'm positive.

626
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: What about all positive? Am? You could get it easier? Actually, yeah,

627
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: you can get an extra might be dead, you're probably

628
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 1: it's easier for me to get it. It's easier. Yeah,

629
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what I heard. It was oh negative,

630
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't know about oh positive, but shouldn't be alive.

631
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: So you have dispelled that because you got it, Well,

632
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: I got it. I think I was just like I

633
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: was exhausted, dude, that that last week I was like

634
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: having a hard time switching into nights. One night I

635
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: got one hour of sleep, and then it was like

636
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: three or four days that week where I only got

637
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: like three or four hours sleep. So I think I

638
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: was just like if I if I wouldn't have gotten COVID,

639
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: I would have just been regularly sick. So I just

640
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: got that, dude, I did I did hear something the

641
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: other day where if you smoke a certain strain of

642
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: sativa oy coach the lungs and it blocks it. There's

643
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 1: gonna be a cool CDC like, uh warning before this, Yeah,

644
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: and we're gonna put a link to that. What I'm

645
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: guessing is the university research I'm going to. Alleged Buddy

646
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: on set told me about it, but allegedly he said

647
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: he read one Humboldt College, Ye North Cow. It's like, yeah,

648
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: put it out, yeah, bull dog from props. Yet it's

649
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: e forty community college. It's cookies or better right. I'm

650
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: in Alabama right now, and apparently I don't know that

651
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: that's that was last month or last year or something,

652
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 1: but more people died than we're born in this state,

653
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: mostly because of COVID, and I was like, my god,

654
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: that's terrifying. That's terrible. That's really scary out there. What

655
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: nobody's having babies? Like, yeah, what's going on? I think

656
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: people are like they gave up fucking Oh my god.

657
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: Well that's the first thing we need to do is

658
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: start sucking again. Yeah. How's the movie going, Jersey, It's going.

659
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: How's it does? Bobby? Do you remember you guys, I'm

660
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: happy to report. Uh yeah, I'm doing a movie. I'm

661
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: down here in Mobile, Alabama. Uh, it's a Sebastian Maniscalco movie.

662
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of his like not his life story, but

663
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: a story from his life. And that's why you're watching

664
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: Sopranos getting in the Italian. That's what everyone says. And

665
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh funk, I feel like such a

666
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: weird but no, I'm watching ye yeah, And I don't

667
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: know if that's a bad thing to say or not,

668
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna repeat today. I don't I don't

669
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: know what Chris Pratt motherfucker. Heyty, but we had like

670
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: a table read before we started shooting, and Bob rolls

671
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: in and we're all kind of like sitting around we

672
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: um Robert DeNiro, he's talking about Robert Denier. Robert DeNiro.

673
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: DeNiro plays uh Sebastian's pops and uh, they're like full

674
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: on like Italian. It's it's great anyway. So he comes in,

675
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 1: we're doing table read. Everyone's kind of introducing themselves around

676
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: the table. I'm like, hey, I'm Honders, I'm playing Lucky

677
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: and he kind of leans over looks at me and

678
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: gives me the fingerpoint like, hey, no way, so guy,

679
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: let's just say he remembered me. Forget about it, not

680
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: an option. I love that you made an impact. You're

681
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: kidding me, Bobby D. He didn't forget about it. He

682
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: didn't forget about I got some nice flowers from him

683
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: right here, I guess some more. Kids, you're kidding me.

684
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: He's a professional. What a freaking class act? Actually, you

685
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: know what? And Adam knows this from doing the intern.

686
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: When you're in like the main cast, Bob sends you

687
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: like a little letter that says break a leg with

688
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: like like his from his stationary and stuff, and you're

689
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 1: just like, oh, it's so cool. I have mine framed.

690
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: Yeah you framing. I thought you're gonna say, sends you

691
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: a horsehead in your bed. Oh my god. So these

692
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,479
Speaker 1: are stereotypes that I'm sure he's been battling his whole life,

693
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: and you're just kind of joking about him forget about

694
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: moving um. But no, he is a class actor and

695
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: that because he knows he knows, like pretty exciting to

696
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: work with me. Yeah here, he's like, you're gonna want this?

697
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: Oh are you freaking kids? Do you remember when he

698
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: would like bring his cheese guy on the set of

699
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: The Intern. I just talked about it the other day. Yeah,

700
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: he's got a cheese guy. Yeah, he had a cheese

701
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 1: guy that would come on set that he's like he's

702
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: like he'd come up and be like, hey, I don't

703
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: know if you saw, but I got my cheese guy

704
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: spinning to mozzarella. And he was like homemade, like spinning

705
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: mozzarella like in the parking lot and you come out

706
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: and you give you like a little mozzarella balls on

707
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:26,479
Speaker 1: a stick on a stick, or like a skewer, yeah,

708
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: or like a branch, like a skewer, like a little

709
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: skeewer of mozzarella branch. This is Bob we're talking about.

710
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: Here's another weird thing. On his birthday on the Intern,

711
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: his cheese guy came and he just had these giant

712
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: plates of spoons full of ricotta. Period. He's coming around

713
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, bro am, I for real about

714
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: to just eat a spoon of ricotta, and people like

715
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: it's pretty good, and I was like, alright, I'll grab

716
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: one so I'm not like a jerk. Yeah, I eat

717
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: it and instantly grab three more. Spons Yeah, well, don't

718
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: go away. From here. I'm like, it was so fucking

719
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: good with like a little dollarp of you know, olive

720
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: oil on. It was so damn good. Stop dude, that

721
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: sounds so good. I want to get a cheese guy.

722
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: I remember. I remember Dniro was he like he'd come

723
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: to set and he wasn't in wardrobe yet, and he

724
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: was wearing his actual watch. And we were rehearsing the

725
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: scene before we all went into hair and makeup, and

726
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: he had his actual watch and it was like, I

727
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: forget what it was, but I like watches. And I

728
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: mentioned that I liked his watch, and I and I

729
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: had my watch on, and he was like, oh, you

730
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: like watching like time. Hounders can't even tell talking. My

731
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: best friend, Honders can't tell time. But that's cool, you do.

732
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember him. He can't tell time. That's memorable.

733
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember him. I won't remember you. Forget about me.

734
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna forget about you. He goes here, I'll give

735
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: you my watch, guy, and I like threw away the

736
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: card immediately because I was like, there's no way in

737
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: hell that I can afford de Niro's watch guy. There's

738
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: no way I would be able to afford a walk.

739
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe now I wish I had him. That was

740
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: like eight years. Can you ask Adam if he can

741
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: get in touch with his watch time? Please hooked me

742
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: up with DeNiro's watch guy. He's like, I don't know

743
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I'll be like, hey, your watch guy.

744
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know who you're talking about. I

745
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: never heard of him, not a fan. Didn't anyone tell you.

746
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: There's a huge black hole of my memory in that movie.

747
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: I forgot about it the whole first half of the movie.

748
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: I don't remember there's your size swelve shoe, right, I

749
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: remember that. Oh yeah, Hey, I'm going to my buddy

750
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: Adam's wedding. You said you're going to your buddy wedding.

751
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: I missed. It was like a part of that I

752
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't even hear. It's like a bad drive

753
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: through speaker, Right, You're going to your buddy wedding. Yeah. Well,

754
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: just to reiterate, and I've told this on the podcast before,

755
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: but I saw Robert de Niro backstage at some award

756
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: show and he comes through and I go, hey, Bob,

757
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: and he stops and just looks at right at me,

758
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: and I was like waiting for him to be like,

759
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: oh hey, but he didn't say anything. And then I

760
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: weirdly like stood my ground and didn't introduce myself, which

761
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: is immittedly a weird thing to do. But I was

762
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: just like kind of like you want a deer and

763
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: headlights style, and I wanted him to go like, oh hey,

764
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: how's it going, and then I'd be like, oh yeah,

765
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: Adam intern remember, But he didn't do that. He just

766
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: stared and looked at me for I swear to you,

767
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 1: like twenty seconds. I just like looking at me, and

768
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: then he goes, huh and then walked away. I'm sure

769
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: it was like but it felt like I'm gonna forget

770
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: about goodbye. And then Chloe was like was right next

771
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: to me, and she goes, what what the funk was that?

772
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know, I don't know what

773
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: just happened. Here. He's bever beginning out all your forget

774
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: about jokes here because you bring us this, said DeNiro

775
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: is gonna crack up too hard. My heart is tell me,

776
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: do not around de Niro. We don't know what it means.

777
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: We don't know what I mean. I'm not gonna say,

778
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: gobbel guls. Well, now I'm trying to think if I

779
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: had like unlimited fame or in money, not that unlimited money,

780
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: but like, what kind of guy would I have with me?

781
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: Like a cheese guy is such a specific cool flex dude,

782
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: what a great poll? Well, I think if you have

783
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: started in like ten of the biggest like mafia type

784
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: movies of all time, you're just gonna have a cheese guy.

785
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: The cheese guy is gonna find you and be like, hey,

786
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm your cheese guy. Now, anytime you you need cheese,

787
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm your guy. Because it's like he just brings you

788
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,439
Speaker 1: the spoon of ricotta and he's like, hey, man, I'll

789
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: bring the spoon of ricotta anywhere you go. You're beating

790
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: cheese guys away. There's so many cheese guys. It's like,

791
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: well I got another guy. Look, if your ricatta is

792
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: better than that guy's ricotta, you could come with me.

793
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: If this guy offends you, if this guy's a gobbagoule

794
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: of any at all? Are you reading? Are you reading

795
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: the notes of the producer? Gobba gul is a nickname

796
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: for pork capacla. So you're just calling somebody. Yeah, so

797
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: you're just saying a food. That's a cool nickname. What's

798
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: that little pork shoulder, little pistol starter. I just watched

799
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: The Saints of Newark last night, and I swear they

800
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: were like saying gobba gul. It's like you fucking idi. Yeah,

801
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: it's like calling somebody a piece of maloney. Yeah in

802
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: Gangs of New York, isn't he a butcher? Though I

803
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: didn't say Gangs of New York. Many Saints of New Work,

804
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: which is the Sopranos prequel, and we're back to it.

805
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: We're back to it. Is the New York Newark thing. Bro.

806
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: I just hun they're naming towns and cities. Who thought

807
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: it was a good idea to be like I said,

808
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: new Work, Actually it's different, and they're because we already

809
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: have a New York up here. It's like right there,

810
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: right there, And you said new it's just right across

811
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: the bridge, so it's really really close. Oh you're New York,

812
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: we're new Work. I feel like you just said you

813
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: were going to start in New York, but there already

814
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: is one. I said, new Work. No, no, no, no,

815
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to New York. It's a there's a g

816
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: at the end, it's New York. It's right down the block. Okay,

817
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: now the bid is different because that's not even a place.

818
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: How do you know why he's ticking the confines of

819
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: the bit. I refuse, I refuse the bit. Blake doesn't

820
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 1: color in the lines, man, he goes, I can tell

821
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: he's a crazy point. Well, how many other ways could

822
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: we take a city by a city that sounds like

823
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 1: a city but it's already there? Oh no, but I

824
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: was trying to expand on the joke and go New York.

825
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: But then, but then you might as well just go

826
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: puke Dork And it's like, hey, that's funny, but puke

827
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: Dork doesn't exist. Or do York? Do York dow York

828
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: when Mountain Dew takes over New York. Okay, guys, how

829
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: how improv works? Is we yes and each other? I

830
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: admit that New York was a stretch, and uh and I.

831
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: We probably wouldn't have walked down that road if Blake

832
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: didn't lead us down it. But that Blake let us

833
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: down New York. I feel like we've got to walk

834
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: down this road with it. But let's all be honest.

835
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: There is something very, very satisfying and funny about every

836
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: once in a while, just drop it a huge deny.

837
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: Hey man, the crowd loves it. You love the crowd

838
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: loves it. But you can take a deny and throw

839
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: it right into right into fucking Do York. And now

840
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: come up with premise, new premise, what happens in the future, Kyle, Kyle, Now,

841
00:48:54,160 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: you can't support someone just crashed their car. I'll walk

842
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: it down New York if you guys want, but all day,

843
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: give me a pork shoulder. If gobble Google, I think

844
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: it's not. Oh yeah, that's maybe that's it. What do

845
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: we say? Let me just preface. I don't know what

846
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: I just said, so please don't cancel me. Right, you're

847
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: going to get kicked off of the movie you're on tomorrow.

848
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: We're not hearing this. Yeah, this is in the ship.

849
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: He doesn't know, he doesn't know what it means. He's

850
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: just saying he doesn't know. That's what he's trying to say.

851
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: It's okay, why are we doing fishing? Oh? Italian wannabes okay,

852
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: perfect used by Italians to define Italian one of these

853
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: people that want that our posers basically okay, So that's blake.

854
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: So that's that's what we're doing. That's what's happening right now. Yeah,

855
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: so we're we are being a bunch of gobb we

856
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: are choog and it's close to Halloween. So maybe I'm

857
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: a gabba gul Oh yeah, is that okay? I can't

858
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: kill that. The typical gabba ghoul does not know how

859
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: to speak Italian and is deeply convinced that Italians are

860
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: exactly like television stereo te stereo te. Sorry, my brain

861
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: has been mush from don't be sorry, don't be sorry.

862
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: That's because you aren't drinking. You gotta get some alcohol

863
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: in your system. Get a talk and ah, yeah, it

864
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: might be it could be the COVID. It's definitely not

865
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: the COVID. Oh by the way, last night, I'm in

866
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: a restaurant and this guys like, yeah, just like you.

867
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: Was like, I had the vaccine to the got COVID.

868
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: Some I really didn't. It didn't affect me. But then

869
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: we kept being like, so, what's the sort to do

870
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: around here? He goes, there's a restaurant down street. Um,

871
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it's called. Uh, they have like

872
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: coffee and stuff. I'm like, okay. He goes and then

873
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: down the street there's another um and I'm like, this

874
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: motherfucker has the COVID fog. Dude, the COVID brain fog.

875
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: For me, it's like a very real thing. Like I like,

876
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm we're starting work on The Outlaws in like a week,

877
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: and so like I'm doing last minute revisions on the scripts,

878
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: trying to punch it up at as many jokes as

879
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: I can, and I'm like losing my place in the script.

880
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: I forgot what I've read. I like, well, like try

881
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: to come back to it and be like not remember

882
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: the scene problem. I'm like, I've been working on this

883
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: movie for like two years. I'm like I know it

884
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: inside and out, and I'm having a hard time just

885
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: like wrapping my head around. It's bad news. Ironically, you

886
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: need to have a corona. You need to have a corona.

887
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: And I can't taste. That's another thing is I'm like,

888
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: you pay so much for this goddamn wedding for the

889
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: food and drink. I can't taste or smell anything you

890
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: have that you don't You can't Oh yeah, nothing nothing, nothing,

891
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: not even it's not I'm a little bit of a

892
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: pork shoulder. I can't taste a little bit of hot sauce.

893
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: So like I'm just pouring hot sauce one and just

894
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: like damaging your tongue totally. Well, that's why you're getting

895
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: the diarrhea. Bro, it's not cold. It's just from the

896
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: mountain of hot. I think it's just like the rest

897
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: of my senses are like, ohh, that's something that's a

898
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 1: little that is a flavor. Yeah, so when your tongue

899
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: finally reawakens, it'll just be scourged. It's just destroyed. Yeah,

900
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: and I just hate like nothing but like scolding hot

901
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,959
Speaker 1: soup and stuff for a week. So wait, you can't

902
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: feel a temperature either's like a numb mouth. This is

903
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 1: like post dental Well I think I think like it's warm,

904
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: is like I can it's I can tell that it's

905
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: something like I like it right, Well cold too? What

906
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 1: about cold? Like what about cold? What about like frozen?

907
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: Now I've tried. I've tried like a pop circle. It

908
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: doesn't do much. It doesn't do much for wow, but

909
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: the hot is the breakthrough. Can you hear us? I can? Yeah?

910
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: That did that wasn't affecta a stupid dumbath. Okay, good,

911
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 1: because we've been talking for like fucking fifty minutes. So

912
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: that's good. That's good that you can hear buf fu oho.

913
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh my good, Oh my god. There's something that I

914
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: stumble upon, um every five years or so. Look at

915
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: what I found, dude. Oh dude, that's from original chain wallet.

916
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 1: May subscribe to the audience what you are holding up? Okay,

917
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,720
Speaker 1: So so I've got my leather, smiley faced chain wallet

918
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: that I purchased from hot topic and probably I don't know,

919
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: maybe six nine or ninety six. Yeah, dude, Hey, it's

920
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: pretty fly for a white guy. I rEFInd this thing

921
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: like every five years, I feel, and then every time

922
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: you rEFInd it, I'm right there with you when you're

923
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: like when you're like what I just dug out, and

924
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, like a smiley face cool. No,

925
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: that thing is fucking sick cool. Are we getting Carl's Jr?

926
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: Or not? Did you guys rock chain wallets or what? Dude? Yes,

927
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: there's no way. He's a Muppet Babies fan fucking Rugrats boys.

928
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: Uh No, I didn't. I had a Hemp necklace chain wallet,

929
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: which was even crunchy, like the chain was Hemp. Yeah,

930
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: the chain was hamp pocket I made it. It was

931
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: I was Kyle has hearing COVID by the time I

932
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: was a senior in high school. I think I just

933
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: really wanted people to know that I smoked weed. So

934
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: like I made I had multiple hemp necklaces that I

935
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: would wear. I had a hemp bracelet, I had a

936
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: hemp belt, and I had a hemp chain wallet, just

937
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: letting people know, like this guy loves himp, but like

938
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: hemp just being a product of like marijuana. Right, but

939
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: don't nobody smokes. No, No, you can't smoke the hemp, right,

940
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: But you know, if you if you rock a lot

941
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: of hemp, people are are going to assume that you

942
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: smoke weed. And I think that's what I was going for.

943
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: Or you're just resourceful, that's true, Kyle. Yeah, like people

944
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: have changed nowadays. Nowadays, it's like nowadays, if you're using it,

945
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: you're like resourceful and fucking also smoking hell of weed.

946
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: Bro yea hemp pass change. I guarantee you the percentage

947
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: of people who have a hemp product of them smoking. Yes,

948
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: they believe in the plant. It's true. Two percent of

949
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: them didn't know the thing they got from their son

950
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: for Christmas was made of hemp. But he's just like,

951
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: how do you like to open it up? Mom? It's

952
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: actually help made candles. Do you like your sweatshirt? It's

953
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 1: made of weed? It's so but it's like it's like hemp,

954
00:55:51,040 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: So Grandma put on the scar. The Grandma's like, you

955
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: could have just got me like CBD oil and that

956
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: would have been fire. And the grandma was like, I

957
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 1: don't give a funk. I rip right, pulls the fucking

958
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: bowl out of her butt hole, hypothetically ripping Grammy. Yeah,

959
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 1: I have a bowl in my butt hole. Don't even trip, bro,

960
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm ripping bombs. No, man, I didn't know that anybody

961
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: who had an actual hemp chain wallet. But I went

962
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: straight to hot topic to get dude, you should have

963
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: came with me. And how long was it? How long

964
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: was it? Pretty long? It went down to about the

965
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: knee like zoot suit style. That's you don't want it

966
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: to be long, right. The whole point is that that

967
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: was that was a thing. Is like there was when

968
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,479
Speaker 1: it was in style. Like after Blake got that, people

969
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: would people would connect chains together and do long ass chains.

970
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: Remember that also multiple chains. We ain't talking boys. Is

971
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: that why he got that name because he had chain wallet. Yeah,

972
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,240
Speaker 1: watch in a pocket watch and a chain to chains.

973
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: I like when rappers make their make their rap name

974
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: before they make any money, and they're like they're like,

975
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: you know what, I wear two chains. That's my thing

976
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: because I don't just have one chain. I have multiple

977
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: changed at least to a to change. Although little little

978
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: YACHTI is pretty good. It's like it's not a big boat.

979
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: It's a little yacht. It's a little yacht. Like remember when,

980
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: uh when like fifty cent was rapping about like making

981
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: like three hundred thousand and you're like three hundred thousand, Like,

982
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: I mean that's money, that's good money, but that's not

983
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: great money. That's not like rappers don't rap about making

984
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: three hundred thousand dollars. But was that like per? Was

985
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: that per like verse on like a feature? Yeah, you

986
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: three grand of feature? That's pretty good money. I don't

987
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: know what the going price for a feature because what's

988
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: her name was saying what's her name was like I

989
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: get fifty thousand a feature, Are you sure that's even

990
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: three hundred thousands? And give me the rhythm and it

991
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: will be up with they closed. I don't think that

992
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: but am I connecting to I think you're I think

993
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: you're smashing two songs to collision course. Is this a

994
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: Lincoln Park jay Z? Am I smashing him? Or is

995
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: that maybe the tie Nation can let me know what's

996
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: going on here? Yeah? I feel the community will let

997
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: us know. Nation hook it up? What am I doing?

998
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: What am I doing? What's the old Stone brain doing?

999
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: Is a stoner? You might have COVID, Yeah, you might

1000
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: just have code. You might have COVID, you might have

1001
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: the code. Yeah, you're right to chains. I feel I

1002
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: feel like two chains has like upwards of seven chains

1003
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 1: at this point. But can he rock more than two

1004
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,479
Speaker 1: or does he feel like he's breaking all the Yeah, dude,

1005
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: that's a great question. I wonder if he looks at

1006
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: himself in the mirror, he's the seven chains and he's like,

1007
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,439
Speaker 1: I'm not living up to my name. Just have two

1008
00:58:55,720 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: extremely expensive chains, right, I mean, he rocks those Huban links. No.

1009
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: I do like it when when they when like hip

1010
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: hop stars get to the point that like like how

1011
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: Drake and jay Z don't really funk with chains anymore? Okay,

1012
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: and and they're like they're they've gone past like needing

1013
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,439
Speaker 1: to prove that they have money. And then now they're

1014
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: just like, obviously we're very rich. I don't need I

1015
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: don't need to wear a million dollars around my neck.

1016
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: Their iconic. They're not trying to prove anything with gold anyone.

1017
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: And that's why, and that's why I don't wear chains.

1018
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, why Yeah, that's that. You refused Robert

1019
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: de Niro's watch. Guy, You're like, I don't I don't

1020
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: need that. I'm gonna wear this. Um, I'm gonna wear

1021
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: this little Cassioll watch. And you know, g shock is

1022
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I feel like jay Z is going through

1023
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: a thing. Maybe he's coming out of it right now,

1024
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: but where he started to dress kind of like a

1025
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: teenager again, like he was he wore like business suits

1026
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: when he was like, I'm not a business I'm a businessman.

1027
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: But then recently he was like, I'm gonna grow my

1028
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,919
Speaker 1: hair out where Bucket has his hair looks really cool.

1029
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: I like his hair. Yeah, kind of just do like

1030
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: sweatsuits a lot. I kind of feel super sorry for

1031
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,479
Speaker 1: Beyonce because she keeps it together so well and she's

1032
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: so she's such a goddess. And then jay Z has

1033
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: just started slipping like flipping, like what he's cozy, He's

1034
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: just being cozy. Comfries just being comfortable. He's fifty, He's

1035
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: a fifty year old billionaire, you know what I mean.

1036
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: He's just like because Beyonce is equally as successful as

1037
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: this man and she looks fucking amazing. Yeah, but that's

1038
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: also that is Beyonce's thing. It's like up like this

1039
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: thing was never how good looking he was. But but

1040
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: Dur's just brought up a very good point where he

1041
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: was like super like suit and tie, like like he

1042
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: looked like put together. He looked like a business because

1043
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: he's kind of like run Rockefeller for a while and

1044
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: then I think he realized that sucks. He's a pajama guy. Yeah,

1045
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: he wants to be cozy and makes them mused. You

1046
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 1: can just chill, dude, let him chill. Yeah, fuck you,

1047
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: Blake chill. I'm not I'm down for that. I just

1048
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 1: I just I'm just like, it's so wild that Beyonce

1049
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 1: is just so more like so much more put together

1050
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,479
Speaker 1: at this point and still just like bringing the heat,

1051
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: where like jay Z just kind of went into like

1052
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: I just play video games. He's basically the the the

1053
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: rap version of King of Queens. You know, he's Kevin

1054
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: Kevin Ja and Beyonce is the bang and ass wife

1055
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: that I forget her. Where is there a Where is

1056
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: there a couple? Where like the guys, the one who's

1057
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: way more put together, you know what I mean? Like

1058
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: this is part of the course. It was cave caved

1059
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 1: in Brittany. It doesn't happen all that often. You know,

1060
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: there's no archetype for there's fall apart. What about Pink

1061
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: and who was her? Dude? The excite bike writer Matt Hoffman, Well,

1062
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: the the athlete. I feel like Pink is way more

1063
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: put together than him. He's like X games dude. Yeah right,

1064
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm just spitball and I'm trying to think.

1065
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,959
Speaker 1: I'm racking my brain, like there's got to be a couple.

1066
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: Was like a bad example. You're being a gobba cool

1067
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: looking darts. Get off my back, dude, God damn trying

1068
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: all right, dude, he's all riled up. He's go watch

1069
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: rug Rats. He's gets your rug Rats ass out of here.

1070
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, babies, he's kicking with Bobby d Man. He's

1071
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: aggro right now. I'm down here in now Albama. Having

1072
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: a good time yo. Also, also three hundred thousand is

1073
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 1: from the song Yeah, and it's a ludicrous lyric and

1074
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: he's saying, my pinky is valued over three hundred thousand. Okay,

1075
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: so what about the ring on it? A huge flex

1076
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 1: and then he says, let's drink. You're the one to please.

1077
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: Ludacris phil cups like Double D's So I was wrong

1078
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: in there. Funny Ludacris is the funniest crapper. I mean,

1079
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: Ludicrous we gotta give him flowers. And I think have

1080
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: we given Ludicrous his flowers on this podcast before, because

1081
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: that motherfucker has so many hits, but we have we

1082
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: gave him a little bit of flowers one time. But yeah,

1083
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: good ahead. I mean it just hit on, hit on,

1084
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: hit on, hit the guys, and I think he's the

1085
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: He might be the one of the funniest rappers, right, Definitely,

1086
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: like one of the wittiest. Definitely Jarr's That poses a

1087
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: great question. Funniest rappers like rappers that crack me up.

1088
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: Some rappers are so funny. Eminem is very funny. I

1089
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: was gonna say. Eminem also has an extreme amount of

1090
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: whip A whip I have to I have to give

1091
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: flowers to my buddy Matt Brossard comic. On our last podcast,

1092
01:03:54,800 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: I said something about how jen Z and millennials. How millennials, Uh,

1093
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: I forget. The joke is, yeah, essentially you're giving flowers. Yeah. No.

1094
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 1: And then he hit me up and he was like, hey,

1095
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: you sadden my joke next time? Could you like, uh,

1096
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 1: you know, mentioned that is my joke? And I'm like, hey,

1097
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: is it your joke? And and I thought I had

1098
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: made the joke up, like just in the moment. I

1099
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: thought I'd like, just was was spitballing and came up

1100
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: with that, And then I looked at his clip and

1101
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: sure enough it's like basically exactly his bid. So I

1102
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: think I I inadvertently stole what was this? Yeah, what

1103
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: was what's the bid? Let's tell the joke. I'd like

1104
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: the comedians now it was. It was essentially like millennials,

1105
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 1: we fought for gay marriage and that was where we

1106
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: we stood. And then gen Z are like, yeah, but

1107
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: now we're all polyamorous and we all fuck each other

1108
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: and there's no thing such thing as gender, and then

1109
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: all the like old guard that didn't believe in gay

1110
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 1: marriage for millennials are finally like, Okay, the Gates can

1111
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:05,440
Speaker 1: get married. You guys win essentially, And I mean, I

1112
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: butchered the joke on on our podcast and again and again,

1113
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't claim this one. He's funny, funny

1114
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: and uh. And at for a second, I was like,

1115
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: I it must have been like, you know that idea

1116
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: is just kind of floating around, you know how that

1117
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: happens a lot in comedy, where it's like it's just

1118
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: in the ether, and two comics sort of had the

1119
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: same idea at the same time. But then I went

1120
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: back and looked at it and it was so close

1121
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 1: to his actual joke that is definitely more well written

1122
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: that I must have seen it the week before when

1123
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: I was shooting nights, and I must is this your apology?

1124
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 1: Is this? Yeah? Also work into it, so this we're

1125
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,920
Speaker 1: kicking it off? Yeah, so I would. I would like

1126
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 1: to apologize to mad BROSSARTI. He's a very very funny guy.

1127
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: It seems like I took his joke. I did not

1128
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: mean to, and I I want to give him flowers.

1129
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: He's super funny. I had him on how Party years ago,

1130
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 1: and he's he's a great stand up comedian who deserves

1131
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: his flowers and doesn't deserve a guy snake in his

1132
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: bits man, which I did not mean to do, but

1133
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: I I give him them. How many drafts he d

1134
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: m about this? Yeah, and big shout out to him too,

1135
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: because you know, I'm I'm more established than him or whatever.

1136
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: And I could see that it could be like a

1137
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: nerve wracking thing for a younger comic to say something

1138
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: so like big shout out to him to actually just

1139
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 1: go hey man. And he was very nice about it

1140
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: and very polite and didn't accuse me of stealing, which

1141
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: is nice. I would like to compliment you right now,

1142
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 1: use my compliment up on you for this whole uh

1143
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 1: what you're doing right now and how you're handling this situation,

1144
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 1: how Matt did and how you are. I think that

1145
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: this is fantastic instead of beefing, you know, you get

1146
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: it out there, you own up. It's fucking big. It's good. Well,

1147
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 1: I mean it sucks because especially in the stand up community,

1148
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: it's like that's that's the worst thing you can do

1149
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: is be a joke thief and and that is not

1150
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: what I am. And I and it seems like I

1151
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: must have watched it the week before when I was

1152
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: doing night shoots and went in one ear out the other,

1153
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: and I just didn't didn't put it together that it

1154
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: was someone else's bit when I was just spit bawling

1155
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: on the plot. Hopefully you're talking about him right now,

1156
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: will give him some shine, because dude seems very funny.

1157
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: Is funny, and and and actually go and watch his joke. Uh,

1158
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 1: find him on the Instagram and and watch he has

1159
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: a clip up and watch the joke. It is very

1160
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 1: funny and he's he's much funnier than I'm giving that

1161
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: joke credit. But then come back and butcher it. This

1162
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 1: guy is more established. What the fun I like to

1163
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: do that he dm do? And it goes, Hey, you

1164
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 1: kind of said my joke. I was already if you

1165
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 1: could do it again, but better because and now you're

1166
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 1: doing it worse. I know it's cool that you took it.

1167
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,480
Speaker 1: Can you do it some Just this guy is really funny.

1168
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: Here's what he said. Um, marriage, there's marriage, and I'm

1169
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: telling you, manin is a real thing. I'm gonna have

1170
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: a hard time at the at the wedding giving my vows.

1171
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,640
Speaker 1: It's just going to be all wizard rap lyrics, but

1172
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: the only thing I can remember grow. Along with age

1173
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: comes wisdom, along with knowledge comes power. I can't wait

1174
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: for the apology after the wedding. Oh that's gonna be great.

1175
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: As they say, motherfucking wizards never die. Poof pow. Surprised.

1176
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 1: What's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized. I remember from

1177
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: my vows, I was like, um, no jokes. I think

1178
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: I did one joke at the very end, but wasn't

1179
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: even like a hard joke. I was like, this is

1180
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: my wedding vows. You steal it from you pulled out

1181
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: your cell phone. I remember you were like I got

1182
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: at the time, I read it off a cell phone.

1183
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: I got some flak fro it. I'm like, yo, it's

1184
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: two thousand, uh eleven or whatever, like, come on, let's

1185
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 1: go love your iPhone. Grappers are wrapping off of cell phones.

1186
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. But I remember the drafts just

1187
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 1: like kind of going through and being like, no, that's

1188
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 1: not gonna What am I doing here? Come on? Come on?

1189
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: It is a tough thing to write. I'm gonna give

1190
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 1: my shout out to just Italian people in general. Thanks

1191
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 1: fund you understand we are being I feel like Italian people.

1192
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: Italian Americans just like really always been super down for

1193
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:33,479
Speaker 1: getting some jokes in and I just I love doing

1194
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: I love doing a terrible Italian American. They've always been

1195
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: down for getting some jokes and and that's going unnoticed. Okay.

1196
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 1: And I want to give a shout out to the

1197
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: Puppet Bros of Atlanta. And I know Chris Pratt's gonna

1198
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 1: do Mario Justice. I know he's gonna do the role

1199
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,160
Speaker 1: of mar Yeah. We started off with it's just Chris Pratt.

1200
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: Who else? Who else? Jack? Isn't it Charlie days Luigi, Yes, yes,

1201
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: that is right, Yeah, it's Charlie Italian. That's no. Bob

1202
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: Hoskins is day short for Daytona day Tony. I know

1203
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 1: he represents New Orleans pretty hard. He's like up in

1204
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: in the like. Yeah, he's always doing the like Marti

1205
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,680
Speaker 1: gral hella hard. I'm like, this dude does it right.

1206
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: But he's from Rhode Island. Yeah, he's not from New

1207
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 1: Orleans at all. Everyone's shot movies there. I feel like,

1208
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: you know how it is, you go down there and

1209
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:37,800
Speaker 1: you get it sweeps you up. I mean I loved

1210
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 1: New Orleans too. I was just gonna say you're not

1211
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: from there and you love it pretty good? Yeah, I

1212
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 1: love New Orleans. Yeah that's like John Fogerty, that's like

1213
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: Fogerty and fucking credence. It's like it's from the bay

1214
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,760
Speaker 1: Area and you're like, wait, but everything's Bayou music? How

1215
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: did you? How did you do that? And I want

1216
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: to apologize to everyone that he hoodwinked. We're sorry about sorry.

1217
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:06,080
Speaker 1: Just yes, we take full responsibility for poverty, his swamp

1218
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: claims and all that. Yeah. Uh, And I want to, um,

1219
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: thank you boys for uh for letting last week I

1220
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: needed uh you know, people were working and I had

1221
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 1: the COVID and it was nice to uh. We had

1222
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 1: a down week last week where we didn't do the

1223
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 1: pod and um, you know, thank god because I would

1224
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,639
Speaker 1: have been a total fucking mess. So thank you guys

1225
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: for for pushing this and and letting letting my COVID

1226
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,120
Speaker 1: brain heal a little bit. You're welcome, You're welcome. Well yeah, no,

1227
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for giving us a week off.

1228
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,720
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. Um this is a chore for me, well,

1229
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: I say, And I enjoyed coming back and talking to

1230
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: you guys. My gosh, I missed the hell, Addie, I

1231
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: missed you guys. This is an absolute chore for me.

1232
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 1: Here's my apology, Kyle. I'm sorry we're still friends. UM.

1233
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that black cloud over you.

1234
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 1: So sorry that we're pressuring you into this uh friendship.

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Speaker 1: Super rough. I loved the week off. It's rough to

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Speaker 1: do this with you guys every week. I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: Just kidding. I'm kidding a kid, and I enjoy it

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Speaker 1: with you guys. Jane, and this is another It's another episode.