Speaker 1: Are you feeling all right, feeling a little sick?
Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm getting sick.
Speaker 3: Uh oh is it the it's the period where you
Speaker 3: like kind of know you're getting sick.
Speaker 2: That was yesterday and I was like, I went to
Speaker 2: bed early, drink a lot of water, and then this morning, like,
Speaker 2: my lymph nodes are popping off.
Speaker 1: And thought I was gonna say something, but I thought
Speaker 1: it'd be creepy. What those lymph nodes are popping? Man?
Speaker 4: You could see them?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you got some kid, You got some great
Speaker 3: lymphies popping.
Speaker 2: You see no lypt poppy ooh yeah, check me in
Speaker 2: my new Instagram handle at lymph node poppy.
Speaker 1: Got those? No, and by that I mean the lymph
Speaker 1: nodes popping.
Speaker 4: Dude, your immune system is active.
Speaker 1: Your immune system and horny. Oh I can tell. The
Speaker 1: smaller pucker's full of yellow.
Speaker 2: We'll look at this full look at his white blood cells,
Speaker 2: just fucking going crazy.
Speaker 1: Sitting outside of a fucking.
Speaker 2: Doctor's office that was gonna say, even the lower budget,
Speaker 2: outside of a CVS like this guy. Oh yeah, somebody
Speaker 2: got a thrown.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me find out.
Speaker 2: What the fucky Let me let me feel under your
Speaker 2: arm pair really quick.
Speaker 4: Let me see if those lyphnos are you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Like Guys,
Speaker 3: The Week Trend episode Week Trend.
Speaker 1: I prefer the week trend.
Speaker 3: Oh it is Tuesday, May twenty eight, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: You're there, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go with twenty four. I'm Jack. That is Miles that.
Speaker 1: This is the episode where we.
Speaker 3: Uh check in with you after a long weekend and
Speaker 3: tell you what what's trending, what's going on with.
Speaker 2: Us, what's going on with the world, you know, what's
Speaker 2: going on with the world.
Speaker 4: All kinds of stuff, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: Huh, how are you doing other than I mean we
Speaker 3: were talking about your nodes up top?
Speaker 2: Dude, my nodes. Oh my god, dude. These nodes feel
Speaker 2: like chades. Dude, they're so thick right now.
Speaker 1: Shows Yeah, yeah, that lyrics. It's just like two Live Crew.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things where like you can kind
Speaker 2: of feel like it feels like your throat's dry in
Speaker 2: the beginning, and you're like yeah, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe that'll go away if I drink so much water
Speaker 2: and it just never does.
Speaker 4: And you're like, all right, let's see in.
Speaker 2: The morning, and this morning just just more more more
Speaker 2: discomfort in my throat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as we've discussed you, you know you're sick, but
Speaker 3: like about three days but before I do on my
Speaker 3: sickness schedule. Oh yeah, my body, I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can't move anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can feel my sickness from three planets away.
Speaker 2: I think it's Kendrick Lamark.
Speaker 1: I can feel your sickness on three planets.
Speaker 3: I can see your thickness, see your notes from three
Speaker 3: planets away.
Speaker 1: Oh no, man, is that it?
Speaker 4: Is that a kink you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Biggest?
Speaker 2: I mean, if anything, it would be because you're like,
Speaker 2: I like the underlying health issues more than the idea
Speaker 2: of a bulging lymph node.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Bug change anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyways, so we get we're going to get into uh
Speaker 3: stories from the weekend.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: First, we're gonna get to know you a little bit
Speaker 3: better by telling you things we think are underrated and overrated.
Speaker 3: And uh, why don't I kick us off with something
Speaker 3: I'm realized is underrated, which is teeth. The nears, specifically
Speaker 3: the teeth. Yeah, I apparently need knocked them all out
Speaker 3: over No, I was just we've talked about the power
Speaker 3: of teeth acting, teeth acting and acting. I think we
Speaker 3: called it h when Robny Mallick got an Oscar for
Speaker 3: playing Freddie Mercury.
Speaker 2: And that's right, he got an oscar for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and many uh suggested Leo did not get an oscar.
Speaker 1: I don't think he even gotten got a numb for
Speaker 1: his teeth.
Speaker 3: Wondrous people for those gamps, wellknos, no knombers for the gomps.
Speaker 3: I think your teeth need to become more uh like
Speaker 3: prominent for it to work in my theory. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can't like make your teeth into like little baked beans
Speaker 3: like oh.
Speaker 2: Like if the if the fake teeth are smaller that
Speaker 2: that doesn't get you. I don't have to go up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to go got it?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Got Yeah, Like.
Speaker 3: Leo was all gums and then like little brownie like
Speaker 3: nubbly teeth.
Speaker 1: That's not what we're looking for.
Speaker 3: And so my friend John and I were talking about
Speaker 3: Veneers over the weekend. We're both try and trying to
Speaker 3: save up to get him. I'm just gonna come in
Speaker 3: one be like.
Speaker 2: Man, dude is his worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: I know, so Jamie, Yeah, Jamie's brought this up before.
Speaker 3: I think she's the first person who told me about it,
Speaker 3: but I hadn't really like done the Google. But it
Speaker 3: is confirmed that Morten Michaels will offer free veneers to
Speaker 3: people on SNL who he deems like ready for the
Speaker 3: big time and in need of teeth, like in need
Speaker 3: of a tooth upgrade. Amy Poehler in her book Like
Speaker 3: talks about how he offered to get her new teeth.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Pete.
Speaker 3: Davidson at some point got his teeth capped and then
Speaker 3: like promptly started dating Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like, in my mind, Lord Michael's just has a
Speaker 3: dental chair in his office. It's just like I'm on a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, I taught myself. Have you seen
Speaker 2: people are doing that shit? That's like a big thing
Speaker 2: I've seen on TikTok dental work. Yes, unlicensed veneer applicator
Speaker 2: people oh no, who watch a couple of videos and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, yeah, I can drill your old shits
Speaker 2: down and then throw on some caps.
Speaker 3: I do not recommend that, however, Okay. My friend pointed
Speaker 3: out that Ben Affleck's normal human teeth were deemed like
Speaker 3: a major problem by Michael Bay when he was making Armageddon.
Speaker 3: He was like trying to shoot him like from under,
Speaker 3: like like the hero shot. Yeah. Yeah, and he was
Speaker 3: like he's he I'm pretty sure there's a quote that
Speaker 3: says like he's got these little baby teeth and you
Speaker 3: look and it's just like, no, he's just got teeth, man,
Speaker 3: He's just got like the normal human teeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he went to Jerry Bruckheimer, who was like, oh,
Speaker 3: we gave Cruise veneers for Top Gun, just give them veneers.
Speaker 3: So like there's this long tradition of producers and I
Speaker 3: feel like it's like a little secret hack that they
Speaker 3: have to just like turn someone into a movie star.
Speaker 3: Like if you get Tom Cruise's teeth before Top Gun
Speaker 3: gappy and like he's got like a snaggle tooth and.
Speaker 1: And it's like it just turns them in my brain.
Speaker 3: Like Ben Affleck from that point forward, like Armageddon, he
Speaker 3: went from being like indie guy Goodwill hunting to you know,
Speaker 3: Batman essentially when he got he got his teeth capped,
Speaker 3: and it's just like I am stupid and this like
Speaker 3: works on me. Like I'm just like, well there's a
Speaker 3: movie star. Look, yeah, you know, I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is. It's like when somebody gets a haircut and
Speaker 3: you're like, I don't know what it is about them.
Speaker 1: It's like I got a fucking haircut.
Speaker 4: I got Veneers.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a haircut o Veneers.
Speaker 1: Really, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like a subtle thing that just transforms people. So
Speaker 3: I spent a lot of the weekend just like looking
Speaker 3: at before and after pictures of soccer players.
Speaker 4: Do this too, also, like a lot of yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like just in general, it's like the second you
Speaker 2: get you know, I think because we live in such
Speaker 2: an image conscious world that like a lot of people
Speaker 2: are you know, look at their teeth a certain way
Speaker 2: and like if the opportunity cause that sit their ships
Speaker 2: are like I think like almost two grand a tooth
Speaker 2: or something like that. Yeah, because didn't show Hayes like
Speaker 2: dude get like Veneers like sixty k and it was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: what kind of fucking Veneers did you get? Broa But
Speaker 2: like like yeah, it's it feels like the thing a
Speaker 2: lot of people when they come into some glow up money.
Speaker 2: They want to glow up the glow up the grill.
Speaker 3: And it's not something that I'm like looking for because
Speaker 3: I don't think like I really knew it was a
Speaker 3: thing that you could just get a new mouthful of teeth,
Speaker 3: like for until I think Jamie Lofts like started winting
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 1: So it's just I think.
Speaker 3: It it's both like something that we don't check for,
Speaker 3: so it just like goes under the radar. And then
Speaker 3: it's also something that I think we're more accepting of
Speaker 3: because like everybody's had, like most people have like braces
Speaker 3: or you know, visial line or like something to affect
Speaker 3: their teeth. So they're like, yeah, like they got they
Speaker 3: got their teeth fixed. Like that's you know, that's the dream.
Speaker 2: Second, like one of those veneers gets a little impact
Speaker 2: and then you're you look like you had a bunch
Speaker 2: of broken piano keys in your mouth. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Oh look, I'm guessing most people aren't boxing veneers or
Speaker 2: something doing high impact.
Speaker 1: Sports with it, but yeah, maybe don't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: boxers get them anyway, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hit me up you know at lymph node, Poppy, Uh,
Speaker 2: I got lymph node picks and also do some you
Speaker 2: know under the table veneer work.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, how about you, what's something you think's underrated?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we were talking about you know that I've
Speaker 2: just been thinking a lot about the bird thing, like
Speaker 2: what's your favorite bird? And I was at the beach
Speaker 2: this weekend and like these crows I think I was.
Speaker 2: I was smoking a joint, like I think in like
Speaker 2: what was this crow territory? And I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? Like they kept like kind of getting close
Speaker 2: to me and like crying, cawing and shit, and then
Speaker 2: like they would get up and then kind of circle
Speaker 2: and kind of come back round and try and punk me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, dude, I'm like this
Speaker 2: is too much. So I love it, and it was
Speaker 2: thinking yeah, and I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 2: I would just.
Speaker 1: Read on this one and jack unlike you.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest here, I fully pissed my fucking pants
Speaker 2: in fear just the crow of the crows. They were
Speaker 2: fucking bullying me, and I did not like it, which
Speaker 2: reminded me. I was like, now, while I do like
Speaker 2: the intelligent intelligence of a crow, I really think my
Speaker 2: favorite bird is a hummingbird. Yeah, And I think the
Speaker 2: reason they're overrated or underrated is.
Speaker 4: Because I just realized. I think ninety.
Speaker 2: Percent of the fucking slow mo videos I take on
Speaker 2: my phone aren't of like formative life moments of my
Speaker 2: child or my own life, but they're fucking hummingbirds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I like to be like, yo, watch me get
Speaker 2: watch me slow it down. So I really want to
Speaker 2: see what these wings do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and how are you successful? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah you are.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: There's a video. I gotta find it.
Speaker 2: There's one where her Majesty thinks I'm taking a video
Speaker 2: of her and I'm really just I'm just I'm capturing
Speaker 2: a hummingbird behind her right, and I'm like oh, and
Speaker 2: she's like, let me see, and she's like.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is this? I'm like, look at the
Speaker 4: fucking humming bird, like, really slow it down.
Speaker 2: That's going slow and you can still barely count how
Speaker 2: many times the wings beat. But I think it's all
Speaker 2: because of like it's just like such a boomer habit
Speaker 2: that I have where it's like the like this one
Speaker 2: technological feature on my phone is only used for one thing,
Speaker 2: like I can't be used for anything else. It's like
Speaker 2: I couldn't even fathom using slow motion for anything other
Speaker 2: than capturing a fucking hummingbird hovering. Yeah, and you know, look,
Speaker 2: they weigh mere grams. Their hearts beat like something like
Speaker 2: twelve beats per minute, so they could be they could
Speaker 2: they could have their own crank series starring Jason's statum
Speaker 2: based on that heart rate. They're the only bird that
Speaker 2: can fly backwards, hover fly upside down. They apparently have
Speaker 2: a pensiont for remembering faces, So that's another.
Speaker 4: That's another one. Yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 2: Again, this was with Ai, Google AI, So I'm just
Speaker 2: going to preface everything. I say, that's what Google AI
Speaker 2: told me. They may be completely fucking up. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I think it's true.
Speaker 3: There's this Onion headline that I think about all the
Speaker 3: time as I'm like trying to get a video of
Speaker 3: a hummingbird. The headline is hummingbird back at feeder again,
Speaker 3: grandmother reports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, yeah, yep, yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: I don't know, though, I do stand by hummingbirds. Like
Speaker 3: if you if an alien arrived and you were like,
Speaker 3: here's what's cool about our planet, I feel like you'd
Speaker 3: want to show them humming birds. Like hummingbirds don't like
Speaker 3: they're so fucking cool they don't make sense.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, so anyway, I'll I'll try and
Speaker 2: upload some some sick I got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's some good ones, dude, where.
Speaker 2: It's like look at the look at the look at
Speaker 2: the frequency of the wingspeeding.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: If you could just like get some like your your
Speaker 3: neck area in the background of one of those or
Speaker 3: two of those, just I just it would be good
Speaker 3: for perspective so I could see like how small it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, man, check out my only fans
Speaker 2: where I do take requests for videos like that, and
Speaker 2: I do honor them.
Speaker 1: I do honor them.
Speaker 3: I got a couple of overrated packaging everything like it's
Speaker 3: an iPhone. Uh, Like I got an ice cream scoop
Speaker 3: because so our old ice cream scoop. This was fucking weird,
Speaker 3: Like it was like a kind of dusted gray metal
Speaker 3: like kind of oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Like standard like almost like Pewter or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, but like what as I was scooping
Speaker 3: ice cream, like the gray started coming off on the
Speaker 3: ice cream. Yeah, like really nasty, like and it was
Speaker 3: still ate the ice cream.
Speaker 1: Which is weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like, I don't know, because it seemed solid.
Speaker 3: It didn't seem like it was like a paint, but
Speaker 3: it yeah, I don't so I heard that ship out.
Speaker 3: I still ate that probably I digitally probably like five
Speaker 3: uses and I finally was like, you know what, this
Speaker 3: is probably bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so weird base of the skull paint every time
Speaker 2: I eat this ice cream.
Speaker 3: But so I sprung for one that was like a
Speaker 3: little more, you know, in the twenties dollars. The previous one.
Speaker 1: I think was like ten, not nine ninety nine.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want one that sheds as
Speaker 3: it does for the drop. Yeah. Yeah, I got like
Speaker 3: a shiny one like chrome, looks like a you know,
Speaker 3: trailer hitch. But A rived in this like sleek black
Speaker 3: box that like had a photograph of it like that.
Speaker 3: Then there was like a white package underneath with like
Speaker 3: a life size photograph of it. And it's just like
Speaker 3: it was truly like they were just like, just make
Speaker 3: it do exactly what the iPhone does.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: There's like so many like boxes and boxes, and like
Speaker 3: they had packaged this ice cream scoop like they wanted
Speaker 3: people to do unboxed.
Speaker 1: Like YouTube channel. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It just seemed like such a fucking waste, just like
Speaker 3: throw a tag on the end of it and you
Speaker 3: should see weed.
Speaker 2: There's weed that they package like fucking iPhones now in California.
Speaker 2: Like the amount of waste is fucking mind blowing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's bad in Japan too, like like in Japan
Speaker 2: they love boxing ship in boxes, pond boxes, pond boxes.
Speaker 2: When it's like I got this fucking little plate and
Speaker 2: it's like, oh it comes in sixteen boxes, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what no no reason.
Speaker 3: It's just like somebody, I assuming it's just the influence
Speaker 3: of the iPhone and.
Speaker 4: People premium man with my premium experience.
Speaker 3: Premium experience, so you're like paying for those boxes, which
Speaker 3: in turn, you know, bring about the end of the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just think there are certain things they it should
Speaker 2: be illegal, Like there's nothing about unboxing a fucking ice
Speaker 2: cream scoop where it's're like, oh, fuck, I'm glad they
Speaker 2: did this, Like this shit could be like when you buy, like,
Speaker 2: you know, cheap toys when it's like just in like
Speaker 2: a polymer bag with like it's just the re board thing.
Speaker 2: Stay yeah, just put just hang them, just pull them
Speaker 2: off the rack, like if it's if it's not something
Speaker 2: that you open and everyone's like, oh wow, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know a fucking computer. Sure, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: if it's gotta it's gotta cost at least a thousand
Speaker 2: dollars to start fucking around the packaging like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's just me. And then the other one is
Speaker 3: just also iPhone related. But in watching the NBA playoffs,
Speaker 3: I've noticed that all ads take place in a world
Speaker 3: where we only use smartphones, like with other people. It's
Speaker 3: like a communal activity where you're like showing them, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gathered around a single phone. We're laughing, we're smiling,
Speaker 3: we're passing the phone back and forth, looking at each
Speaker 3: other's phones and pointing. Because the real way we use
Speaker 3: phones is just like sucking, scowl, yeah, just shoulder to shoulder,
Speaker 3: ignoring each other, slack jaw, dead eyed.
Speaker 1: Chest.
Speaker 3: So they've invented like a fictional universe where people are
Speaker 3: using phones, like it's a game that we're all playing together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and these people all like in these images you
Speaker 2: posted there, it all looks like they're looking at some
Speaker 2: kind of amazing like video message from like like Oprah
Speaker 2: or Martha Stewart or some shit like you're doing great.
Speaker 2: I wish I was you. You have all the right answers
Speaker 2: like rather than like probably smiles on their face. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a neat trick man. Just everyone, I'd challenge you
Speaker 2: to smile while you look at your iPhone or whatever phone.
Speaker 3: So that is my message, and it's really an underrated
Speaker 3: Just smile you look at your iPhone, keep using it
Speaker 3: when you're in a big group of people, keep using
Speaker 3: your phone. Just It's called parallel play among four year
Speaker 3: olds when the kids just like play together and ignore
Speaker 3: each other, but like you like go through the trouble
Speaker 3: of setting up a play date and then they just
Speaker 3: ignore each other and play with toys.
Speaker 1: Apparently I almostly do as adults. Now.
Speaker 2: I'm almost curious if there's a like if this is
Speaker 2: like a good move to like get attention if you're single,
Speaker 2: Like at a bar. It's like, be that person at
Speaker 2: the bar who's just having a fucking.
Speaker 1: Ball on their phone.
Speaker 2: That has to be interesting to somebody, Like what's what
Speaker 2: are they about having a good old time? What are
Speaker 2: they looking at? Maybe I can get maybe I could
Speaker 2: tap into that and then just see I.
Speaker 3: Do notice a lot of people wearing headphones who are
Speaker 3: just having a grand old time, like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: like to imagine they're listening to our podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they are. They are, almost specially especially with
Speaker 2: my next Overrated. They're gonna get real.
Speaker 1: Take it back to the real world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just overrated.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't help but realize this, and I
Speaker 2: think most people do. Joe Biden's supposed red line as
Speaker 2: it relates to Netsan Yahu and his government and the
Speaker 2: genocidal campaign in Gaza, because over the weekend, the Idea
Speaker 2: have continued there to launch attacks in Rafa, with the
Speaker 2: worst coming on Sunday night, when they bombed a tent
Speaker 2: camp where displaced Goslin's were told they would be safe,
Speaker 2: and around forty five people were killed, with over one
Speaker 2: hundred it injured. According to most reports, some reports seem
Speaker 2: to indicate that the bombs that were used were potentially
Speaker 2: those two thousand pounds US made bombs that Biden put
Speaker 2: a what I'll call a soft pause on delivering.
Speaker 1: That we might pause them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, And I think it should be known though, too,
Speaker 2: regardless of whether what happened that shipment, the US has
Speaker 2: armed Israel to the point that even if they stopped shipments,
Speaker 2: they have they have a lot of munitions the forties.
Speaker 2: Yeah so, and I mean the images from this are
Speaker 2: are even worse.
Speaker 4: This is what's fucking bone chilling.
Speaker 2: The footage that I saw was worse than even like
Speaker 2: what a movie could even of an attack on defenseless people.
Speaker 2: And naturally, most of the world, except for Israel's closest allies,
Speaker 2: were beyond quote unquote disturbed over this massacre. This is
Speaker 2: just I just want to This is a This is
Speaker 2: a quote from a spokesperson from the State Department quote.
Speaker 2: The devastating is following the IDF striking rafa last night
Speaker 2: that killed dozens of innocent Palestinians are heartbreaking. Israel has
Speaker 2: a right to go after Hamas, but as we've been clear,
Speaker 2: it's like, what the fuck that's literally following that, because
Speaker 2: this is that wasn't them going after Hamas. But I
Speaker 2: like that rhetorically, we're putting that in the language to
Speaker 2: kind of keep people.
Speaker 4: Like, oh man, the war. It's so horrible.
Speaker 2: But as we've been clear, Israel must take every precaution
Speaker 2: possible to protect civilians. That was not done right now,
Speaker 2: the administration is quote taking a look at whether or
Speaker 2: not the annihilation of innocent people, including infants across is
Speaker 2: his supposed red line. So what is the red line exactly?
Speaker 2: Because again all we get are rhetorical responses from this administration,
Speaker 2: nothing of substance, just in presentation.
Speaker 4: Oh he doesn't like what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Oh, find the scenes is pissed, he's pausing, he's pause
Speaker 3: the delivery of certain arms.
Speaker 2: But I mean this is it's things are only becoming
Speaker 2: worse and it's only putting way just unnecessary levels of
Speaker 2: political pressure on Joe Biden like I didn't confect I. Sadly,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure he's going to be able to rise
Speaker 2: to the occasion to address this because I mean the
Speaker 2: next thing, right, because we've already seen there's the ICJ ruling,
Speaker 2: there's the ICC pursuing warrants for Israeli officials. And now
Speaker 2: there will be a UN Security Council meeting, emergency meeting,
Speaker 2: where Algeria is expected to present another attempt at a ceasefire.
Speaker 2: And again this will be a moment to see what
Speaker 2: exactly the Biden administration's you know, what the standing is here,
Speaker 2: because they will either do the thing where they'll just
Speaker 2: outright veto to shit or they'll be like, oh, we
Speaker 2: have notes. So then when you read it, it basically
Speaker 2: doesn't resemble anything like a ceasefire order, and you know
Speaker 2: that will only send a message to Yahoo that that
Speaker 2: this can continue. It's just yeah, I know, just it's
Speaker 2: just the levels of it that like there's.
Speaker 3: Yeah who like immediately was like, yeah, we made a
Speaker 3: bad mistake.
Speaker 1: We're sorry, we're looking into it. Like he just no, they.
Speaker 2: We'll do an operational investigation.
Speaker 3: What were going on about how he talked about the
Speaker 3: US behind the scenes is just like I don't Joe
Speaker 3: Biden can't do ship talked about him like Luka Doncic
Speaker 3: like talks to talks about like the players he's going
Speaker 3: up against fucking care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it feels like that right yeah.
Speaker 2: And all the while, I mean, like you know, for
Speaker 2: then Yahoo, I'm sure making uh making it more difficult
Speaker 2: for you know, because Biden is so unwilling to do anything,
Speaker 2: makes it more likely for Trump to enter office, which
Speaker 2: Yahoo would absolutely love that because let's not forget he
Speaker 2: moved under Trump, the embassy was moved to Jerusalem as
Speaker 2: a way to be like not bro like whatever, you want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so uh just uh, just a confusion abounds, and this
Speaker 2: is again another moment where I have sadly I'm not
Speaker 2: holding my breath for for Biden to change course here.
Speaker 2: But Jesus, if you're, if you're at all serious about
Speaker 2: the quote threat to democracy that Donald Trump presents, then
Speaker 2: maybe you should also do your fucking best to you know,
Speaker 2: make a case for yourself for people to want to
Speaker 2: vote for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to the popular will of the people who
Speaker 3: you are trying to get to vote for you, even
Speaker 3: on international matters, which they you know, they generally are
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, hey, I'm more on that later, We're
Speaker 3: doing whatever the fuck we want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because while there are people who are like, I'll
Speaker 2: never vote for Joe Biden, there are also groups that
Speaker 2: are saying, like, we're holding out until this this guy
Speaker 2: does something, yeah, to potentially exercise some kind of leverage.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 2: We'll get more rhetorical handbringing from the administration.
Speaker 4: Like oh golly, I wish I could have just you.
Speaker 2: Know, and we're watching you know, Hell on Earth unfold
Speaker 2: in front of our eyes.
Speaker 3: Truly, let's take a quick break and we'll be right
Speaker 3: back and we're back. And meanwhile, on CNN, I turned
Speaker 3: on CNN for like five minutes this morning, and the
Speaker 3: way they're covering that trial, the Trump trial, like I
Speaker 3: just just a snapshot, but like I've heard it compared
Speaker 3: to the coverage of the oj trial, but they cover
Speaker 3: it like the Bronco Chase. Like the way they're getting
Speaker 3: like minute by minute updates, like live feeds, current aerial
Speaker 3: shots of the courtroom, like that the judge has left
Speaker 3: the courtroom for a snack break, like in a time
Speaker 3: ticker box, next to like a bunch of like reports
Speaker 3: of like what Trump has entered the courtroom, Trump has
Speaker 3: left the court Like a picture of Trump in the
Speaker 3: courtroom was like so there was like six boxes on
Speaker 3: the CNM Peter, which I guess is like not that abnormal,
Speaker 3: but it's just like they have live feet of an
Speaker 3: empty hallway where Trump may soon emerge, like live feet
Speaker 3: of Jake Tapper looking at the feet of the courthouse
Speaker 3: and giving like a running commentary on like when Trump
Speaker 3: may emerge. And it's just I don't know the overall
Speaker 3: effect that makes Trump seem like a massive fucking celebrity.
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, like they're trying.
Speaker 3: To sneak shots of him walking in and out of
Speaker 3: the courthouse, Like it's just fucking straight up paparazzi bullshit,
Speaker 3: like the lowest form of journalism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and yeah, why not. But let that
Speaker 2: be the attention that's eating up minute by minute coverage
Speaker 2: on and again you have real, actual, terrible history unfolding
Speaker 2: before our eyes.
Speaker 1: That's why I turned it on.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is CNN like acknowledging what's happening?
Speaker 3: And in rafa and uh, you know this is and
Speaker 3: I actually heard like a boomer recently referred to it
Speaker 3: as like the trial of the century. I think, unironically.
Speaker 3: Oh god, there some people are buying it.
Speaker 2: God, we all know. Johnny Depp. First amber heard was
Speaker 2: the tran Actually, come on, did you see the Internet?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 2: All right, well keep doing it, keep doing anything, keep doing.
Speaker 1: I do want to talk.
Speaker 3: So Google AI overviews had a big weekend. Did they
Speaker 3: like go wide with it? Is that what was happening?
Speaker 2: Or yeah I noticed it last week where suddenly you
Speaker 2: got that little the new like AI logo, which is
Speaker 2: like those like stars, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: it's like shorthand for AI stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I started being like, do you want to know this?
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I straightforward question.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So day Google describes AI overviews as quote, letting Google
Speaker 3: do the googling for you.
Speaker 1: Which is like the dumbest shit ever. But basically it's like,
Speaker 1: we will summarize the findings so you don't even have
Speaker 1: to like go to the website. We're just stealing the
Speaker 1: content from the website.
Speaker 4: Well how do you do that?
Speaker 2: Because when I google something, this is something I've had
Speaker 2: to learn, is that all the things that show up
Speaker 2: don't all have the truth in them, so I have
Speaker 2: to discern which it's.
Speaker 3: So it's smarter than you, so it's gonna yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's smarter than any of us.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be able to tell the truth.
Speaker 4: All right, let's uh, let's ask get a real underhander.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some quick of some of the AI overviewers.
Speaker 2: How do I how do I keep pizza cheese from
Speaker 2: falling off the crust?
Speaker 1: Miles? I'm so glad you asked.
Speaker 3: So they uh, sort a Reddit post by someone named
Speaker 3: fuck Smith from eleven years ago, and their answer was,
Speaker 3: and so this isn't like so if you normally you
Speaker 3: google something and then you use your human brain to judge. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is clearly that's a joke post. That's the joke post.
Speaker 3: Here we go, like three posts down. Google is pulling
Speaker 3: the most relevant information using AI SuperBrain, and the definitive
Speaker 3: answer they like put in paragraph form at the top
Speaker 3: was add some glue. Mix about one eighth cup of
Speaker 3: Elmer's glue in with the sauce. Non toxic glue will work,
Speaker 3: so it's not necessary. They're not saying not please remember
Speaker 3: to use non toxic glue. They're like, non toxic glue
Speaker 3: will work, but I mean you could also use like
Speaker 3: fucking model airplane glue and just have yourself for real time?
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Hold on? When is when?
Speaker 4: Did this at?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: This is funny?
Speaker 2: So I asked Google again how to keep cheese from
Speaker 2: falling off pizza. The first thing it shows up is
Speaker 2: from as the Spanish news website, and it says, how
Speaker 2: to actually stop cheese falling off pizza, don't use glue. Okay,
Speaker 2: referencing the fuck up from the AI.
Speaker 4: Google a I had.
Speaker 1: Okay, the answer wasn't. Oh, so you think you're a
Speaker 1: tough guy.
Speaker 3: Huh oh That has kind of been their response we'll
Speaker 3: get to that, but we do want to cover some
Speaker 3: of the other answers. It suggested that humans eat one
Speaker 3: rock per day because of an Onion article that made
Speaker 3: that claim. The Onion article, I think was like geologists
Speaker 3: suggests humans eat one small rock per day.
Speaker 1: Good good Onion headline.
Speaker 2: The Onion is going to single handedly destroy the Earth
Speaker 2: if I mean, how do you not like this?
Speaker 3: Seems like a fixable problem, just like don't index Reddit
Speaker 3: ship posts and the Onion. But they haven't figured that
Speaker 3: out yet. It said astronauts have met cats on the moon,
Speaker 3: which I actually that that one would be dope. It
Speaker 3: so said, yes, astronauts have met cats on the moon,
Speaker 3: played with them and provided care.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: For example, Neil Armstrong said one small step for man
Speaker 3: because it was a cat's step. Buzz Aldrin also deployed
Speaker 3: cats on the Apollo eleven mission.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, where where were they deployed.
Speaker 3: On the moon on the Apollo eleven mission? Okay, the
Speaker 3: were they both deployed them? And the did you not
Speaker 3: know that's where the ones?
Speaker 2: You know you're saying, you're saying it with the confidence
Speaker 2: of the AI and it's actually unsettling my brain.
Speaker 4: No, they're okay, there there were there were there were cats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, so they brought cats. Have you not
Speaker 3: seen the videos of the cats in space?
Speaker 1: There's cats in zero gravity. It's hilarious as fun.
Speaker 3: That video was taken by Neil Armstrong with an iPhone
Speaker 3: and when he got to the moon, he landed, and
Speaker 3: he said one small step for man, because because it
Speaker 3: was a cat's step, so the step that he was taking.
Speaker 1: Was actually small for a man man. A lot of
Speaker 1: people misunderstanding.
Speaker 3: It's why people say that statement is famously misunderstood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we said one giantly for kind.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he also did say that, So this one
Speaker 3: was actually pretty surprising to me, but also like very interesting.
Speaker 3: You know, so backpacks are just as good as parachutes
Speaker 3: at preventing death or major injury while jumping out of
Speaker 3: an airplane?
Speaker 2: What do you mean just like by landing on it?
Speaker 3: That he was clear, But yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 3: my be like landing on it because it's so it's
Speaker 3: According to a twenty eighteen study published by the BMJ,
Speaker 3: parachutes are no more effective than backpacks at preventing death
Speaker 3: or major injury when jumping from an aircraft The study
Speaker 3: involved twenty three people who are randomly given either a
Speaker 3: parachute or a backpack and then jumped from a biplane.
Speaker 4: What the fuck? How is that even a real thing?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, no, it's that's I mean, well, do you
Speaker 1: would you rather they like not test parachutes? I forget
Speaker 1: the effect?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's the thing, Google, What's what? What effect?
Speaker 2: What are we using as our effectiveness metric? Is it
Speaker 2: that it it will slow down the pace of descent when'replementing.
Speaker 3: Death or major injury when jumping from an aircrack a biplane?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: But how are we gauging that?
Speaker 2: I just mean you just have a backpack on and
Speaker 2: you jump out of a plane and then just depending
Speaker 2: on what happens, you're either dead or alive.
Speaker 3: Twenty three people. Kind of a small sample size, but
Speaker 3: you know, still noticeable. It's hard to get people to
Speaker 3: volunteer for this one for some reason, and a certain
Speaker 3: number of them I don't have the specifics in front
Speaker 3: of me. Give it a backpack, A certain number of
Speaker 3: them given parachutes, and yeah, I'm not saying it's not counterintuitive, mild,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that what the study indicated and again,
Speaker 3: this was from the BMJ. Like the the in the
Speaker 3: overview is capitalized, so it's like the BMJ, a British
Speaker 3: medical journal. I'm assuming, uh, yeah, they found they found
Speaker 3: out the kind of an inconvenient truth to the parachute industry.
Speaker 3: I'll say, yeah, they don't want you to know that.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm like, now, I'm like, because like NPR reported
Speaker 2: on this, Oh my god, Oh here's the one important
Speaker 2: The drop in the study was about two feet total?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: What the what?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't understand, Like I have to really
Speaker 2: read this article under what they're getting at here. But
Speaker 2: why you're okay, great, two people just hopped off a
Speaker 2: helicopter that was on the fucking ground and you're like,
Speaker 2: you have a parachute on?
Speaker 4: Do you have a backpack seat?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I don't understand. What's your complaint? This seems like
Speaker 3: technically true and it is the data that should have
Speaker 3: been when somebody's asking whether to jump out of an
Speaker 3: airplane with a parachute or a backpack. I think I
Speaker 3: think they nailed it. I think we nailed it on
Speaker 3: this one. So I'm just gonna move forward. A lot
Speaker 3: of people don't realize that a number of dogs have
Speaker 3: played professional sports.
Speaker 2: I get okay. The parachute thing was to basically question, like,
Speaker 2: what the gold standard for medical research is.
Speaker 4: We're like a study.
Speaker 2: That randomly assigns one group to try like a specific
Speaker 2: intervention or go without one and be part of the
Speaker 2: control group.
Speaker 4: Yes, and so these.
Speaker 2: People the reason they even did this to come up
Speaker 2: with the conclusion that backpacks are no, it's safer is
Speaker 2: to point out like potential pitfalls research shortcuts.
Speaker 1: So it's like the onion of medical research.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were satirizing medical research, and it was like
Speaker 3: such a pithy point that medical professionals linked off to
Speaker 3: it enough they google, Uh, You're just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: there appears to be the number one piece of research
Speaker 3: on this. So yeah, and I think that was clear
Speaker 3: in the in the answer. So I don't know why
Speaker 3: we're making sorry listeners.
Speaker 2: I fucking completely had to go take a tangent there
Speaker 2: to really fucking just did my head and I had
Speaker 2: to really understand what the fun was going on there.
Speaker 1: Suggested a number of dogs have played professional sports.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: Quote, Yes, the dog has played. There's no rule that
Speaker 1: says a dog can't play in the NBA Vernon you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean exact Austin.
Speaker 3: Did this come up because people were like, I mean,
Speaker 3: Vernon Maxwell got that dog in them, you know. In
Speaker 3: response to another search by The New York Times asked
Speaker 3: if a dog has played in the NHL, the answer
Speaker 3: was yes, pointing to Martin pospisial A center for the
Speaker 3: Calgary Flames. So unclear whether whether or not they were
Speaker 3: just being like, I mean, technically, he does have that
Speaker 3: dog in him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Another search by a dazzle box showed that, apparently, according
Speaker 3: to AI, dog has played NCAA basketball but hasn't played
Speaker 3: in the EuroBasket League. Referees generally have leeway to keep
Speaker 3: games fair and dogs are ineligible by default.
Speaker 4: Oh well, it's just like just.
Speaker 3: Hearing like the way it answers questions. It's just a
Speaker 3: they've spent all this money and research to create a
Speaker 3: like kids trying to sound smart while having not done
Speaker 3: the reading right. Yeah, and yes, so referees are there
Speaker 3: to ensure fairness and there for do not allow dogs
Speaker 3: to play in euro Basket however, and here too for
Speaker 3: the n C double A.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yeah, I just asked if how often I
Speaker 2: should scream at my teens son for not having enough
Speaker 2: followers on Instagram was the question I put in there.
Speaker 4: But okay, thank you. It seems leeway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was That's how all my essays sounded in
Speaker 2: the beginning of high school.
Speaker 3: Right yeah, oh yeah, just horseshit artist, horse shit, like
Speaker 3: aspiring artist. It confirmed Google's breaking anti trust laws. Someone
Speaker 3: said does Google Search violate anti trust laws? Yes, and
Speaker 3: gave specific the US Department, the US Justice Department and
Speaker 3: blank blank seemed to back conspiracy theories like that Obama
Speaker 3: is Muslim. Tommy v Tour from Crooked searched.
Speaker 1: How many Muslim US president have there been?
Speaker 3: And the response, in an accent for some reason, said
Speaker 3: there has been at least one Muslim US president. Rock
Speaker 3: who saying Obama, Oh no, yeah, wow, yeah, this.
Speaker 4: Is it's nonsense. I mean that already.
Speaker 2: Just this is like so disqualifying as a technology.
Speaker 4: You know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: We're like, we're asking stuff that most people I get most,
Speaker 2: not most, but many people reflexively could tell you that
Speaker 2: Obama wasn't a Muslim president.
Speaker 3: Right, or at least they had to do a lot
Speaker 3: of their own research to confirm that he is.
Speaker 4: You know, what the fuck do they think? Like, what's
Speaker 4: even their excuse?
Speaker 2: Like obviously because no tech company is like yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what, it's kind of an l right now.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, it's actually our fault.
Speaker 3: They suggested that the dumb answers are the quote byproduct
Speaker 3: of mischievous users attempting to break the product with obscure
Speaker 3: queries that do not have many high quality sources.
Speaker 1: What the fuck I mean?
Speaker 2: But the there are high quality sources about the Obama
Speaker 2: thing or cats on the moon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's obscure. The Obama thing is like not obscure.
Speaker 3: Like that's a great example of like how this thing
Speaker 3: goes awry?
Speaker 2: Right yeah, yeah, I mean that's why again, use it
Speaker 2: for fun stuff, don't use it to ask for fucking information.
Speaker 2: Be like, hey, make up a movie about Ben Affleck's
Speaker 2: harrowing trial of going from little corn teeth to big
Speaker 2: oven ears, big old big ovens in the style, Yeah, look,
Speaker 2: you got chick lit teeth.
Speaker 4: Look at him.
Speaker 2: He looked like Walter Mathow and just the Menace movie
Speaker 2: when he replaced it with literal chick lits. But like,
Speaker 2: do like that kind of shit is more interesting than
Speaker 2: even like as like I was saying, I was looking
Speaker 2: for like hummingbird things, and it was just all stuff
Speaker 2: that you could have found just from like finding a
Speaker 2: website about hummingbirds.
Speaker 1: See plus answers like that, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm asking right now, does ben Affleck have veneers? Says
Speaker 2: we don't have definitive confirmation, bro, we just saw them.
Speaker 3: Michael Bay has confirmed, and Ben Affleck has come out like.
Speaker 2: No, okay, interesting, so it says we don't have confirmation.
Speaker 2: Then zero point one, Michael Bay revealed that he paid
Speaker 2: for a quote set of teeth for ben Affleck. We
Speaker 2: paid for a set of twenty thousand dollars pearly white
Speaker 2: teeth aflix. Original teeth were described as having baby teeth.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Ben Affleck has also confirmed it because Kate Beckhamsale had
Speaker 3: Michael Bay was like, I need you to get in
Speaker 3: better shape for Pearl Harbor. She's like, I literally just
Speaker 3: had a baby. He's like, yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: You need to get a better shape. And she talked
Speaker 3: to Ben Affleck, who was also in that. He was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he does that to me too. And he also made
Speaker 3: me replace my teeth, and she was like, well, at
Speaker 3: least say got something on my teeth.
Speaker 2: He made me change my blood type the last time
Speaker 2: we worked together, said he said, I'm acting like a
Speaker 2: real B positive type diva.
Speaker 1: It's fucking up the vibes.
Speaker 3: Once that, he said he only wars owned legs.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's some shit.
Speaker 3: There's this anecdote from an old Cracked article about Chrissawa,
Speaker 3: like he changed the direction that a river was flowing
Speaker 3: for a shot in one of his movies. Like directors
Speaker 3: are really on some next shit when it comes to perfectionism.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Also, I just I don't want to miss this fact.
Speaker 3: The overview suggested that the Golden gate Bridge is the
Speaker 3: best one to jump off of. So Rolling Stone asked
Speaker 3: the search engine what bridge is best for jumping off,
Speaker 3: and the overview was like, oh, the Golden gate Bridge
Speaker 3: is one of the bridges in the world where people
Speaker 3: have jumped off the most, about two hundred and forty
Speaker 3: five feet above water. Some say ninety eight percent of
Speaker 3: falls from this height are fatal.
Speaker 2: Oh, I M maybe it was asking more for like
Speaker 2: a thrill exactly.
Speaker 3: That's that seems like a big miss. Not that obscure,
Speaker 3: like something that would.
Speaker 2: Be generally yeah, because you're inherently dealing with like self
Speaker 2: harm and shit like that. And then if you're just
Speaker 2: like so matter of fact, but yeah, that's the best one.
Speaker 3: Next, Yeah, it's I mean, so I did see. I
Speaker 3: am seeing more and more people just generally asking the
Speaker 3: really dumb questions like what is this technology that nobody
Speaker 3: asked for? And why are they investing so many billions
Speaker 3: of dollars in it? And the answer, of course, is
Speaker 3: because they want to replace humans basically, like, yeah, if
Speaker 3: you can just summarize the content of the website, like
Speaker 3: people won't need to go to the website, nobody will
Speaker 3: ever advertise on that website, that website does not exist.
Speaker 3: And then I don't know, like what the endgame is.
Speaker 3: Maybe Google just employees people to write shitty answers to
Speaker 3: all the questions.
Speaker 4: Well anyway, I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 2: Every every AI story is just reinforcing the idea that
Speaker 2: it ain't it ain't doing what they think it's doing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not as impressive as they think it is.
Speaker 1: God, they're really they're excited about this though.
Speaker 3: Tell you what, All right, let's uh let's take a
Speaker 3: quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back.
Speaker 4: We're back.
Speaker 1: So over the weekend, Donald Trump showed up at the
Speaker 1: Libertarian Party national convention.
Speaker 2: Sniffing around huh yeah, it's just like, you should vote
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you vote? Everybody should vote for me?
Speaker 3: And it didn't go that well, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I mean? I like the first time anyone who was
Speaker 2: ever president showed up at like a third party convention
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, he's right for the party, now, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 4: Okay, cool? Cool, cool, cool cool.
Speaker 3: He was booed, heckled, even after telling the crowd that
Speaker 3: he's a libertarian now that he's been indicted, He's like,
Speaker 3: I wish I could get away with crimes, right, that's
Speaker 3: what you people are into just for libertarians.
Speaker 2: Right, did he say like, now, I'm definitely I'm one
Speaker 2: of you guys.
Speaker 3: I get it that I'm a confirmed criminal, right yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this is one of those stories where I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: I hate both of these sides. I hope they both
Speaker 3: take an l here, because like these are like one
Speaker 3: of the big things that they object to was like
Speaker 3: his over doing it on COVID restriction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, these.
Speaker 3: Were the worst people from the beginning of the pandemic,
Speaker 3: like when we were all trying to figure out what
Speaker 3: the fuck was going on, and their.
Speaker 2: Libertarians gave MAGA the idea. Yeah, this was something to
Speaker 2: get fucking up at arms because all those people who
Speaker 2: are out there at those first things, you just I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously they were like the MAGA people, but the intellectual
Speaker 2: engine was definitely more libertarian types, like.
Speaker 3: They can't do this. Actually, yeah, they can't do this.
Speaker 3: Can't make me get anything put up exactly. He should
Speaker 3: have ended the FED years ago. Oh boy, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: and the FED and the FED so that Peter Thiel
Speaker 3: can have as much money as he wants to troll everything.
Speaker 3: One person the crowd held up a sign reading no
Speaker 3: one to be dictators, but was dragged away by security.
Speaker 3: N Now, I'm no expert on libertarians. Yeah, but that
Speaker 3: feels off, that feels counter to what huh it Like
Speaker 3: they were like, no, you can't object to him for
Speaker 3: good reason, and you have to keep your objections to
Speaker 3: the very specific terrible reasons that we hate all politicians.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone had a signed that said MAGA equals socialism. Hell, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: voting up to the worst place fucking possible here. Let's
Speaker 2: hear some of the booze that that we're coming out
Speaker 2: of this, this wonderful event.
Speaker 1: And the and the fed.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's nice, that's nice.
Speaker 4: Only if you want to win. Only if you want
Speaker 4: to win.
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't want to win, Maybe you don't.
Speaker 4: Want to win. Thank you, dear Roy, thank you. No,
Speaker 4: only do that if you want to win.
Speaker 1: If you want to lose, don't do that. He's talking
Speaker 1: about voting for every four years, everybody.
Speaker 2: God bless you, God bless you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep doing that if you only want three's acting
Speaker 2: like Trump got fucking owned and I'm not sure that's
Speaker 2: what I saw.
Speaker 3: Like he just got stood up there, took the booze.
Speaker 3: I was like, you guys are fucking losers, like kind
Speaker 3: of perfectly in character for him. Yeah, you know, I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't think he even filed the paperwork, or that's
Speaker 3: what he said, the reason I didn't file paperwork for
Speaker 3: the Libertary.
Speaker 4: And I'm just like, why were you?
Speaker 2: Okay, dude, this is everyone's fucking losing here. Everyone has lost, everyone.
Speaker 3: Claiming he would have won the Libertarian nomination, but he
Speaker 3: didn't want it, which is why he didn't file the paperwork.
Speaker 3: But all the Libertarians are still going to vote for
Speaker 3: him anyways, obviously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're just look this is uh wow, man,
Speaker 2: just get another three percent?
Speaker 1: Do that? Why don't you get another three percent? You
Speaker 1: lose it?
Speaker 4: They fucking yeah, yeah, A match me.
Speaker 3: I wish you could vote for me, but you can't.
Speaker 3: I don't want your both fuck you.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, they did at least the guy they
Speaker 2: did nominate and knows what a genocide is, Yeah, at
Speaker 2: least when he sees me.
Speaker 1: But nominated what's his name, Chase Oliver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they nominated a guy named Chase Oliver who is
Speaker 3: an anti war activist and pledged to end the genocide
Speaker 3: in Gaza during his acceptance speech.
Speaker 2: Although and I'm sure he's he's probably got some other
Speaker 2: wacky perspectives.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, shit, But yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing that was wild was that there were
Speaker 2: a bunch of people with rubber chickens that said, like
Speaker 2: debate RFK because Trump refused to and then so like
Speaker 2: people were trying to like take the people's rubber chickens
Speaker 2: in the audience, like the secret service.
Speaker 4: It's just again. It was jokes, pawn jokes.
Speaker 2: Get the chicken, get it, get it out of here.
Speaker 2: Get the chicken right now, get it out of here.
Speaker 2: I'm not out of here, you're chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do we think We've talked before about how
Speaker 3: it would be cool if every person had like a
Speaker 3: magical word that set them off, like in the back
Speaker 3: of the future universe where you can call Marty mcflatch. Oh,
Speaker 3: like that's suitably dumb that that would probably work for Trump,
Speaker 3: Like call him in the future two is basically about him,
Speaker 3: So yeah.
Speaker 2: Call him a I don't know what you call him.
Speaker 3: Queen's trash or something like that. I feel, yeah, like
Speaker 3: something something like that, which is good. So thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you. I love trash. I never recycle. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Chase Oliver is also for ending qualified immunity.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Mandatory minimum sentencing.
Speaker 1: Uh that scene.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on, man, I don't know I was
Speaker 4: criminal justice.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see war on immigration. You'll return to an
Speaker 2: LS style island of a process of yeah. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: let's let's move on.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Well, those are some of the things
Speaker 3: that are trending on this Tuesday morning after weekend. We
Speaker 3: hope everybody had a good long weekend.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 3: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy.
Speaker 1: And we will talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,