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Speaker 1: Hey guys, this is Matt Rogers. I'm sitting here with

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Speaker 1: my best friend in the world, Bowen Yang, and we

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Speaker 1: are the duo that serves the Last Cultures podcast. He's

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Speaker 1: trying to cut me off right there. I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: that's the dynamic. But here's the thing. I have to

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Speaker 1: be here for business right now because I have an

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Speaker 1: important thing to talk about. It's our live show I

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Speaker 1: Don't Think So Honey Live, which is going to be

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Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse on November eighteen at ten pm. Is

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Speaker 1: part of bo Podcast Festival. So I don't cut a

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Speaker 1: bit off. I'm so sorry, but look, I was just

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Speaker 1: Don't Think So Honey Live on November eighteenth at ten

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Speaker 1: pm at the Bell House. That's part of the Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: Podcast Festival. Is it because we have amazing people like

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Speaker 1: Francesco Ramsey, Jill Kim Booster, Achilla Hughes, Brandon, Scott Jones,

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Speaker 1: Sarah Tola, Mush, Mike Kelton in so much more, all

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Speaker 1: serving one minute rans on culture. It is. And it's

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Speaker 1: so funny because I was going to say that same

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Speaker 1: exact thing. That's because that's what's on the paper in

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Speaker 1: front of us. We don't have a paper in front

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Speaker 1: of us. Who's right, who's wrong? Find out at the show.

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Speaker 1: They're there, we go, We'll figure that out. Guys, give

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Speaker 1: it up for Pat Benattar. What have we said in

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Speaker 1: the past. We've said, right now, what the pop landscape

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Speaker 1: you what I had said? Hold on first, let me

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Speaker 1: reveal my hair. Yeah, right, am I giving you Archie.

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Speaker 1: The goal was to give you like hot Archie. I

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Speaker 1: You had brought up that there needs to be a

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Speaker 1: Pat Benatar type, And I said, Demi Demi, Demi is

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Speaker 1: I feel Demi is wonderful. I feel that it would

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Speaker 1: have been smart for Taylor Swift to come back with

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Speaker 1: to be like the Pat Benettar and would have bought it.

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Speaker 1: It would have been shitty, but people would have bought

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Speaker 1: is Pat Benatar? I don't know Pat Benatar. Imagine that

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Speaker 1: would be the gag um if Pat Benatar were to

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Speaker 1: come out, it would be the gag. Did you know

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Speaker 1: my dad? My dad went to high school with Pat Benatar,

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Speaker 1: Long Island? Have I discussed this? I don't think who

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Speaker 1: here listens to the podcast at all? Thank you? Well,

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Speaker 1: name is and this is lost Culture Recess presents culture

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Speaker 1: War and I don't think so honey deathmatch? Yes, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's honey death match. Now who has

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Speaker 1: our live shows? All right, great, it can get really

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Speaker 1: because it's rule. It's it's actually a rule of culture

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Speaker 1: number seventy four. You gotta gamify that experience. Guys, I

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Speaker 1: that experience. Do you know what. There's about two plus

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Speaker 1: what culture war? Can now report? Oh? I guess yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can buy that. You can watch that on the app,

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Speaker 1: break will be. Guys, give it up for Joel, Kim Booster, Joe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, So Joel is here. Joel, let's just quickly

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Speaker 1: Quote him. That is Joel Kim Booster. Joel Kim Booster.

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Speaker 1: on Amazing podcast on Forever Dog Network. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: She is the host of Fresh Batch. You know her

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Speaker 1: from After Paradise, you know her from the view. Everyone,

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Speaker 1: please give it up for Michelle fucking Collins. Yes, hello,

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Speaker 1: Darling Georgia. Yes, give it up for the Tunic, the Tunic.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for the Tunic. You guys look great.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're serving Prince of Fire and nice

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Speaker 1: you're serving Tunic. Listen. I have so much Tunic to

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Speaker 1: give tonight. I can't wait. Thank you guys for having me.

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Speaker 1: We're so excited. So listen, Chritsiria, what are you looking

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Speaker 1: for tonight? What is going to make you serve a

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Speaker 1: high score up for? I don't think so. Um. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some inspiration. Many many years ago,

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Speaker 1: our contestine. So who's who's this next? Who's our Simon

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Speaker 1: Cowell coming to the stage right now? Bowen, this is

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Speaker 1: our Simon cow This is our judge who has the

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Speaker 1: Come hello, Darling, Tyler Coates. So tell me, Tyler, what

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Speaker 1: for feedback, Joel, what did you think about? Wow? I

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Speaker 1: Now this first battle pairing, I'm gonna bring my contestant

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Speaker 1: Award winner. This is the reason why we do this show.

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Speaker 1: A two time guest on our show. The first time

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Speaker 1: slayed every single time he's done. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: I'm so proud to bring Pat Reagan sage. Come on, bitch,

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Speaker 1: we do too. This is your right here all right, bowen, alright, um,

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Speaker 1: so this matchup is what we call the light versus

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Speaker 1: who's who now? All right, Pat, it's time? Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: this is Pat Regans. I don't think so honey. Time

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Speaker 1: space and I'm kind of like, oh, no, one invited

419
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: you here, hi, And then they started and then I

420
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: have to ask them like can I help you find anything?

421
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: And they act like I belong on a government watch list.

422
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: And second, I did not invent this custom. I'm supposed

423
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: to do this. And then they said and then as

424
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: like give them the right shoe. And one time a

425
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: lady said, um, these the shoe looks like an alien.

426
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: Do you have any issues that don't look like aliens?

427
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, it's green. Um, let me

428
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: go back and work my magic. And then one time

429
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: a gentleman picked up a pair of pants and said, um,

430
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 1: did these pants do anything? And I was like, no,

431
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: but their pants, so what were they? And he was like, yeah,

432
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: I guess. One time a lady picked up a fucking

433
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: shoe and said, how do you make this? And I said,

434
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never made one. That's one minute,

435
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: and everybody, all right, let's move straight to Dylan right now.

436
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna throw it over you too. Yeah,

437
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: I take center stage. You may if you like. He

438
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: feels like he has to do a lot. All right,

439
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: so we're gonna start your time. Dylan you're I don't

440
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

441
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: People who think they're dismantling the patriarchy by making small

442
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: penis jokes, fuck you, I don't think so, honey. They're

443
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: on original and you are building a structure to the

444
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: very thing you want to demolish. Every time you hold

445
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: your pinky up and and compare it to a man's penis.

446
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you're erecting a small altar to toxic masculinity.

447
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: What is funny about the size of Donald Trump's hands

448
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: and nothing? It's because they belonged to Donald Trump. That's

449
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: what sucks about them. Okay, And you know what, my love,

450
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but the fuck boys who you intended

451
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: to dame these jokes that aren't listening. But you know

452
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: who isn't is listening me because I didn't take my

453
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: pants off for six years after coming out because I

454
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: was so crippled by your jokes. But don't you worry, baby,

455
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: because unlike you, my capacity for empathy is a grower

456
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: and a show. I want to say something. I want

457
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: to say something. Okay, I want to say something. Okay, Matt,

458
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: he did, he did go five seconds over. Okay, and

459
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: did go five seconds over. I will say Pat technically

460
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: went three seconds over as well. It sounds like they're

461
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: even then we should never have said anything at all. Right,

462
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: let's throw it over the judges now, Joel, let's get

463
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: your thoughts. Wow. Um, really great showings from both of you. Pat. Obviously,

464
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: I've been a fan of your since Vegas Week. Um,

465
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: I've been rooting for you. I loved your blind audition. Um.

466
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: You know famously I turned my chair for you. You

467
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: did not pick me. Um. Yeah, I am not sure

468
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: that customers for me our culture. Um. Again, when I

469
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: said I don't want to hear about bullshit from your life,

470
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: that seals like textbook bullshit from your life. Um. And

471
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: Mac Dylan, Um, you know clearly this speaks to me

472
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: as an Asian American person. I've been the butt of

473
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: small penis tricks my entire life since I realized I

474
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: had a penis. Um. So I felt that I love

475
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: the impassion. Um. I would it felt a little more

476
00:30:53,400 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: like I was reading than laughing. Um. But but I

477
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 1: guess like jokes are closer to culture for me, and

478
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: I think Pat was doing mostly just This was in

479
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: his excuse to do stand up. I guess, um, so

480
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: I gotta give it to Dylan, all right, Jol didn't

481
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: take the note. Okay, let's move on to Michelle. Michelle, Hi, Well,

482
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: these on both these topics really spoke very dearly to me.

483
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: On one because I used to work at a store

484
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: and customers customer, and I am a customer off and

485
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: a customer. But I gotta tell you, sometimes maybe you

486
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: have the attitude. You know, sometimes I come in real

487
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: nice and friendly and sometimes I'm a Sephora Rouge member

488
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: and I deserve a little respect, you know what I mean.

489
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: So like, maybe you should realize that, like you're getting

490
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: kay to do that and put up with the bullshit

491
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: for money, for my money, you know what I mean? Now,

492
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: But I do love your adorable now on this side, Um,

493
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a songs queen, so I will

494
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: say that it did open up my eyes to how

495
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: other men feel. That's very nice. I gonest I was like, wow,

496
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: I never thought of it that way. So um, I'm

497
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: gonna save the winner for the end. But I will

498
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: say you're both absolutely adorable, not that it matters, but

499
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: they're both very cute, very cute. Um, I'm often a customer.

500
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: I think I'm a good customer because I shop online,

501
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: which is how you're supposed to do it. You don't

502
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: have to deal with anyone's bullshit. You don't give anyone bullshit.

503
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: It's the best way to do it. So you know

504
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: I have great empathy for you. Uh. You know I

505
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: love learning. As I said, Um, I love passionate teaching,

506
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: which is what I got. Uh. And you know I

507
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: mean not a subject I think I learned a lot about,

508
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: but I still appreciate it. All right, Okay, Judges, it

509
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: is now time to reveal on account of three who

510
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: you've voted for for this round of Culture War. And

511
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna countdown one, two, three, show DL, Pat Dylan.

512
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: You guys, we have our first winner. Dylan Marin advances

513
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: to the round. Give it up for Patt Reagan. Wow,

514
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: give up for Dylan Marin now, unbelievable. Unbelievable. So that

515
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: means the first round does go to Team Bowen. There

516
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: we go, so thank you. That's okay, We're all still

517
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: in the game. Now listen, um coming to the stage

518
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: right now. This round is the Lifestyle Queen. The Lifestyle

519
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: Queens These are the queens of lifestyle. Let me tell

520
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: you something right now. My girl is the host of

521
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: the Roast of your fifteen year old self, which you

522
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: can find right here at this very New York Comedy Festival.

523
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: She is a pillar of the New York comedy community,

524
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: one of my favorite people ever. She is a graduate

525
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: of the University of Delaware and her name is Elisa More. Yes,

526
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: what do you have, trash? And my guest, my contestant, teammate, friend, confidant,

527
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: is coming up and she has her own New York

528
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival show this week as well. She's throwing herself

529
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: her own botton mitzpa, but making it a comedy show.

530
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: Can you fucking believe I relate to that because my sister,

531
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: at the age of twenty nine threw herself an adult

532
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: bottom mitzvah. And I am a fucking menst right now.

533
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm just for a life. I'm a mention. Uh. She

534
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: host her own podcast to Lady Lovin. She's an amazing comedian. Guys,

535
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 1: give it up for greta title man, Hello Grata. Now,

536
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: these are the lifestyle queens. If they say for you

537
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 1: to do something, you do it. If they tell you

538
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: to buy something, you buy it it influencer. All right,

539
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: so alas we are going first position, I'll take my position.

540
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bowen, Are you ready socialized? Any one second?

541
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm just checking with my contestant, my teammate. This is

542
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: a lease morales is. I don't think so, honey. Time

543
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. And this is controversial,

544
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: but I don't think so honey. Justin motherfucking Trudeau, Okay,

545
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: I don't buy it. I'm not buying it. His vibe

546
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: to me, his vibe to me, says guy who wears it.

547
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: This is what a feminist looks like, t shirt on Tinder,

548
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: but then tries to pee in your mouth when you

549
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: get home. You know what I'm saying. You know what

550
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and that's okay if you like that. But

551
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: he's not really asking if you like that, he says,

552
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: Justin Trudeaux looks like the fucking friend zone. Can't you

553
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: just you just think about it, think about his face

554
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: it just you can imagine him saying, but I'm so nice. Oh,

555
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: then I listened to your feelings. So won't you touch

556
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: the tip a little bit? No? No, Justin, I don't

557
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: like the little socks. You're a grown ass man. You

558
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: run a country, okay, I think and oh also as

559
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: a as a prank, just intrudeue pretends to fall down

560
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: the stairs. That's fucking weird. You can look up videos

561
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: of it. I don't know what's that's about, but I

562
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Yes, that's one minute. Wow, there

563
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: we go. That was culture all right? Interesting? Um, you know,

564
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: just because you're not a fucking judge. Okay, all right, um,

565
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: all right, So it's time for Greta titleman. I don't

566
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: think so, Honny. She's gonna take her space. That is

567
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: a dress, Greta, Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

568
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: Millie Bobby Brown, okay, bitch, So you shaved your fucking

569
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 1: head and eight egg goes. So did I in high school?

570
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: You fucking bitch. Oh you have a nosebleed and can't talk.

571
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: That was me during my cocaine a day ship. Okay. Sorry,

572
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: you're a child star, honey, and your parents had to

573
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: prostitute your ass in Los Angeles. I do that on

574
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: my own. I don't need supervision. And one more thing,

575
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: braces ever heard of them? Bitch, ever fucking heard of.

576
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: It's called him Visaline, Honey. I had it when I

577
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: was thirteen, and you want to know what else I

578
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: was doing? And I was sucking dick like a normal kid. Okay,

579
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch you have your first kids

580
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,240
Speaker 1: on screen. I don't. I don't, So fuck you, Millie,

581
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown, fuck you well. And with that, let's go

582
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: to the judges. Shock, Joel, let's get feedback from you,

583
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: Joel on both the ladies, I'll do it. I'll do

584
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: it right this time. I loved both of these. I think, Um,

585
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 1: you guys really set the bar for this competition tonight.

586
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: Um this at all was ah, It's everything I wanted

587
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: from a I don't think so honey, you gave me culture.

588
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: Both of you. You really went in in ways. The

589
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 1: jokes were tight. Um Elise, specifically, what I love about

590
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: you and what I love about the form that you

591
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: guys have created. I don't think so, honey, that you

592
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: really latch onto is. I love the cadence of repeating

593
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey throughout. Um you thread in

594
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: the title of the show and of what we're doing here,

595
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: and I love that. Um, you're a real scholar of

596
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: the form Um and Greta, I thought it was electric.

597
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: I thought going after a thirteen year old girl with

598
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: the viciousness that you did took bravery, took guts Um.

599
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: And also I love um. You know, I didn't come

600
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: away with from Elise's knowing anything about Elise's, but I

601
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: came away knowing that you are a rich slot Um

602
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: and that's important. That's it. I love learning about you.

603
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: I love learning about you throughout. I honestly don't know

604
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: who I'm going to vote for tonight because it's it's tough. Well,

605
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: I have to say something, Greta. I feel connected because Um.

606
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,479
Speaker 1: I also was not bought miss fun And I also

607
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: fucking hate Millie Bobby Brown. And I have only heard

608
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 1: wait now when no one laughs, people like she's a monster. Sorry,

609
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,479
Speaker 1: but I've only heard the worst stories, the crazy days

610
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: and night style blind items about her and her dad

611
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: um not together in a weird way, not the time

612
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: for that guy's but just like you know, stage dad

613
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: step And also, I believe she's twenty six. If you

614
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: look at pictures of her, she is so wrinkled and

615
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: the bitches wrinkled. Anyways, I'm jealous okay, and then Trudeau.

616
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I think also this I don't think

617
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: so Honey stems from a jealousy because I also have

618
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: it of like hot guys to like don't pay attention,

619
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, which I get. It's like that, you know

620
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. There's a style of man, Trudeau style.

621
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 1: He also looks a little bit like Doug from Doug

622
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: the cartoons. It's like me a minute, I was like,

623
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: what the fun was that show called oh Doug. He's

624
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 1: a bit Doug like. But alright, Tyler, take it, Tyler.

625
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: I think both of these UH performers are incredibly brave

626
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Speaker 1: going after a child, obviously, going after the only attractive

627
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Speaker 1: person in power that we have, UM, and you know,

628
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 1: and the bar is low with that one because look

629
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Speaker 1: what else we have to deal with. UM. I think

630
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: when it comes down to me or the details, I

631
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,720
Speaker 1: think that I learned a lot about you. And also

632
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: the blue eye shed I really spoke to me when

633
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: you're looking at me. I know that it's a little

634
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: bit unfair because I'm so close to you, but it

635
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: is what it is sometimes and um, but so I

636
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: appreciate I appreciate the political and I appreciate the cultural

637
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: and I think all that together really says something. It

638
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: certainly presents a tough decision. All right, but we are

639
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: now going to ask for the reveal. These are two

640
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: amazing others. Want to give it up for them, give

641
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: it up for grad Anais. But we are going to

642
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: have to reveal now in three to one, here we go. Okay,

643
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: three to one, here we go. Okay, that was a

644
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: close one. It was a close one. It was very close.

645
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: That was the first photo. It's very hard, it's very difficult.

646
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: It was a photo finish. Now, all right, look, team

647
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: Bowen has two. Team Matt. You know hi everybody. This

648
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: is Matt Rodgers. I'm sitting here with Bone Yang and

649
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: we're the co host of the Last Cultures podcast. And

650
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: we're so excited because we have a beautiful, amazing, wonderful

651
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: live show that we want you, yes, you to be at.

652
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: It's called I Don't Think So Honey Live. It's our

653
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: third installment of the show and it's all going down

654
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse on Saturday, Novem ten pm as part

655
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: of Brooklyn Podcast Festival. Now, I am so excited for

656
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: all of these guests. We picked out fifty brand new

657
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: comedians who have not done and I don't think so.

658
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: Honey Live been one of our live shows before to

659
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: take something to tasking culture that's bothering them. And this

660
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: is so fun. We're so excited to be part of

661
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: the festival, to do our first show at the Bellhouse,

662
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: and we hope you come out. It's always such a

663
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: fun time and who knows, maybe you might get called

664
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: up to do your own. I don't think so. There

665
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: will be a raffle, and if you win the raffle,

666
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: not only will you be heralded for giving to charity,

667
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: pails will be able to do it. I don't think

668
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: so many of your own, that's right, an interactive show,

669
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: you bitch. I don't know. I think you should really

670
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: think about coming out to this. I think you're gonna

671
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: have a good time, a lot of good talent, a

672
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: lot of good friends. Possibly you know what, several drinks

673
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: to choose from from the bar. Yeah, they have their

674
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: liquor license. That's always number one, gotta have a liquor license.

675
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 1: And then number two stage a stage, and number three

676
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: the cabaret laws are gone. You can dance all you

677
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: want now. Wow, Well, don't answer in the show, because

678
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: you know there's a show going on and people want

679
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: to be focused on that. But you know you wouldn't

680
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: go to prison if you dance. We would just not

681
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: not appreciate it. And that's what America is all about.

682
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 1: See you with the show by So this next round,

683
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: go ahead, bo and tell them all about it. This

684
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: next round is entitled boys We used to be in

685
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: love with but are now our co hosts on other shows.

686
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: Now if you if you listen to our bonus episode,

687
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: I'll refer you back to the podcast week sort of

688
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: go into great detail about our sort of fraud histories

689
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: with both of these boys. We each I mean, I've

690
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: only had feelings for one and the same same for you.

691
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: But now there are collaborators, and um, what what an

692
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: emotional journey? What is what? Something that speaks to our

693
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: emotional maturity? Which absolutely I'm so proud to bring my

694
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: contestant to the stage. Back in two thousand thirteen, we

695
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: showed a six week trist He once kicked me out

696
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: of his apartment at two am because he didn't want

697
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: to be cuddled. My dick was too hot. I think

698
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: we watched each other to completion one time each He's

699
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: my co host on the show Game Show, which you

700
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: can see you this Saturday at u c VS. Everyone

701
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: give it up for this fucking bitch, Dave Mazzoni. Oh

702
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: my god, you fucking bitch. Oh my god. Um. Meanwhile,

703
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: my teammate and I are past. Is something that's just

704
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: a little bit more. Um, it's a little bit more.

705
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: Nothing ever happened between them. It's forbidden. So um did

706
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: my teammate and I shared a twelve hour road trip

707
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: from Chicago to New York with a pickup truck full

708
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: of his things. He was moving. I thought I was

709
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: really getting close to him. Um. And I remember, Oh,

710
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: this is a detail that's never been told. I remember

711
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: when he dropped me off in my apartment. I texted

712
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: him swoon and he did not text bath. But now

713
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: we are close friends. We've you know, we've we've collaborated

714
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: on proven, prove in quantities of shows. Please give it

715
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: up for Sam Taggart. Swoon, swoon, swoon noon. I couldn't

716
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: respond to the text. I was driving. That's all right.

717
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: Well it's time these boys that we used to be

718
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: in love with, who now are co host on other shows.

719
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: It's time for your I don't think so, honey, Dave,

720
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: you want to take center, Yes, I will take center.

721
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: Alright ready, I'm gonna be at home for Team Matt,

722
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: right at home. This is David Mazoni's Dave Mazoni's I

723
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

724
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: The other gay slaying it at this wedding, no, bitch.

725
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: From the moment I saw you Potta Moray into that

726
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: pew at the church, I knew you were gonna come

727
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: for me. Bitch. You fucking pivot turned like you owned it.

728
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: And as we made eye contact, as the priest took

729
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: the body and the blood and the bride and the

730
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,919
Speaker 1: groom and eleganomenomeno marriage right before our eyes, you looked

731
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 1: at me and we said together, Dad, this is bullshit. Okay,

732
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: so listen, we are not going to be friends. I

733
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: know you went to a conservatory. Okay. The boatie is

734
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: really on it. We get it. It's on the nose. Okay,

735
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: so listen, remember we built this city. We built this

736
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: city on team and shame. Okay, keep it to us out. Okay,

737
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: we shouldn't be friends. They want to fit us into

738
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: this box and just because we fit in there perfectly

739
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: does not mean we need to let them know that bitch.

740
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Other day, we are not

741
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: friends one minute. I don't know you one minute, Dave

742
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: Massoni give it up. Amazing, Oh very good. All right,

743
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: So Sam, here's your time. I don't think so, honey,

744
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 1: Sam Taggart, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

745
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: The entire population of a storia. I am not coming

746
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: to your house swimming party for the last time. You know,

747
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: just because you want to throw your social life away

748
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm throwing my night away. Oh Plus, even

749
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: if I wanted to get there, how I mean to

750
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: trains even go there, I swear to God. And if

751
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: I hear one more time, Oh but there's this like

752
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: incredible beer hall. If your specialty is beer, you're not special.

753
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: That's the whole thing. Earlier this year, I famously went

754
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: to Japan. The reason to get as far away from

755
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: a storia as as humanly possible. A second, I know

756
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: a storia and its population is not culture. Joel and

757
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: I agree with one minute, and we should get it

758
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: out of the Actually today it's gotta be over. I

759
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: step in when there's pandering, I step in. All right,

760
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to Joel Kim Booster with reaction. Um. Wow,

761
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: this was an incredible one to two premiere faggots coming

762
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: to the stage. Um, premier premier facts and listen. Okay,

763
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: So neither of these really fit in my very narrow

764
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: definition of culture. Um, but they are both things that

765
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: speak to me because I am also territorial, like a

766
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: feral cat at weddings with other gay men, and I

767
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 1: also hate a storia. Um, so this is tough for me. Um. Dave,

768
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: you did sort of give me culture though by just

769
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: the way you perform. You gave me dance, you know

770
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: you were you go the way up raise. You gave

771
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: me the dance, and Sam, you gave me acting in

772
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: that half of your I don't think so, honey. Was

773
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: you playing the part of someone listening to your I

774
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You were giving me a lot

775
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: of faces. You're giving me a lot of reactions. And

776
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: so we got acting and dancing, and I don't know

777
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: who I'm gonna go for alright, Michelle Collins, Hi, everyone, Um, okay,

778
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: Well I want to say, Dave, this was interesting to me.

779
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: Because I always befriend the Gates at the wedding and

780
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: that's usually who talks to me, and so it was

781
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: interesting that you guys fight. I was like, no, don't

782
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: fight like it bothered me. I was like, no, shouldn't

783
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: fight you No, I know, but I'm just saying that.

784
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, next time I'm gonna break it up. I'm

785
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 1: gonna be like kiss like something. I'm gonna be cute.

786
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really I'll be very drunk. You know,

787
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: we usually end u kissing. We find it. I know.

788
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: But I really loved your style. I did feel included.

789
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: It was very Julie Tamore. It was very nice Tare.

790
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: I was like that, sure, is that a giraffe head

791
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: out the hat? I was shocked. And then sam, um,

792
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: you're very handsome. I don't like how you treated my

793
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: friend Bill. And I'm joking, I can't imagine. I know

794
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: you're good looking, so I'm already like I don't like him.

795
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 1: He's handsome. He's like hot. Okay, we got that right.

796
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: It's like enough already, you know, but Dave's hot. Dave's

797
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: hot time too. I know. It's more like i'd be confused.

798
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: By that not but I love that. I like, I

799
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: love it, but I'm like, what's happening here? Like is

800
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: he or isn't he? Um? That being said, M I

801
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: love Greek food, so I I will travel to a

802
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: story for feta cheese. And that's how I feel about

803
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: a story. I am a fat listen. I like Tyler Coates. Um.

804
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: I yeah, let's talk about what I relate to here.

805
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: I also ate a story. I've been there like three times, um,

806
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: and that's enough for me. I am usually the only

807
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: gay person at a wedding, but that's just because I

808
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: have a weird friend group, so I'm not happy about it.

809
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: But when we talk about performance, I think, like Dave,

810
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: I just loved how expressive, how passionate you were, how

811
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: much aggression you have, not just for other gay people,

812
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: but for the audience too. I think it really came

813
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: across and it was strong. Sam. It bothered me that

814
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: you refere it's Joel and not me. It bothered me

815
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: to Tyler, but that's just the personal thing. Uh. Great, alright,

816
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 1: So we are now going to go to the judges

817
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 1: for the vote, all right, and I'm gonna countdown from

818
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: three to one. What do we got people, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave,

819
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: Dave Day. Yes, there we go. Moving on to the

820
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: next round. Sam Taggart and David's give it up for Sam.

821
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh baby, now tell her about this little battle match

822
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: up here. About is the Titans of Intellect and and

823
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: thedendum former co workers. Um, they don't like Trump. They

824
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: don't like Trump. They wrote for the President's show. Give

825
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: it up for the President Show, Get it up for

826
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: the President Show, Bob Um. Alright, So Matt want to

827
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: tr you're coming to the stage right now. I literally

828
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: don't see it right now. Over there, Yes, she's over there.

829
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: Ray Sunny, come on, how are you? Yes? Okay? And

830
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: then coming up to the stage. Look, this is like

831
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 1: off Red, and I love it. It's off Red. It works,

832
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 1: it works. Matt's color blind. I'm an immigrant. So coming

833
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: up to the stage, you have my teammates. She is,

834
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: um just a just a lifesaver for doing this. I

835
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: love her so much. She's so fucking funny. Please welcome

836
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: to the stage. Meetread you horror. Alright, now, this is tough.

837
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: I know that they're both They just looked at each

838
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: other very lovingly. They're very good friend. This is this

839
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: is family. But but but but so what but so

840
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: fucking what? Alright, so just own my dad. So this

841
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: is fine, Ray, here we go. If you want to

842
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: take center, you may. I don't think so, honey. She

843
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: feels like she wants to plan. She wants to plan

844
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: plan Alright, Here we go. Raceny's I don't think so, honey.

845
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Justin

846
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 1: Timberlake A Justin Timberlake is whack of ship for doing

847
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: what he did to Janet and accepting that super Bowl

848
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: performance next year. But we don't have to start and

849
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: end there, because he's been whacked forever. The best dancer

850
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: in in sync Joey Fat Tone, the best singer and

851
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: in sync ja c Chase. Every time Justice goes on tour,

852
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: he talks about Brittany's virginity. You suck a fuck you

853
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: for that wack. You're a whack. Justin can't act. He's

854
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,479
Speaker 1: a him. He feels like Will Smith the first two

855
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: seasons of Fresh Prince before he learned how to act.

856
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: All right, he sucking. He loves black music. Have you

857
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: seen him chow with a negro? Ever? Ever he was

858
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: with Cameron Diaz whom I love. She's a dope. Bad

859
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: that's one minute. But then all right, pray killed it.

860
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: Here we go, killed it, here we go. This ist

861
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: here comes to she's making her way. She can't fucking

862
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 1: wait this one. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

863
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: Pinnacle of white mediocrity, Ben Affleck. Wow. So my hatred

864
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: for Ben Affleck started long ago when he made the

865
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 1: movie Argo. Fat motherfucker didn't do any research about Argo.

866
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 1: Then he became a fucking superhero. Galgado squeezes herself into

867
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: a band aid every single day, and Ben Affleck gets

868
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: to waddle onto set and do whatever he wants. No personality.

869
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: Tied for last place for ugliest fucking Affleck brothers bad

870
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: brother John't empower your brother. If you want to be

871
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: a good brother, tell your brother to figure out a ship.

872
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you grabbed a woman's tent on television. Disgusting,

873
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: fat motherfucker. I hated. I hate to body shame. No,

874
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't. He's disgusting. He gets to fun Jo gets

875
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: about Jennifer Garf and what why he does bad movies.

876
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: He is a bad writer, He's a racist. Argo is disgusting.

877
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: They could do any research. They had them storm the

878
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: capital any iron like zombies. Every person in that movie

879
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: is stupid, including him. It's not funny. I hate it.

880
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: But minute we have two fierce takedowns of true white

881
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:48,720
Speaker 1: mediocritie for last place for ugliest affleck brother. They should

882
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: be applauded. Yes, that was amazing, This is good, that

883
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,800
Speaker 1: was necessary. All right, we're coming to Joel Kim Booster

884
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: for reaction. Um. First of all, I love you, I

885
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: love you both as a duo. I want to green

886
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: light the show, um immediately. I don't know what it is.

887
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: I just want to send you out on a tour

888
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: bus somewhere in the middle of America and watch them

889
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: figure you out. Um. It's great. Ray going for j

890
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: T classic uh he What if he doesn't bring Janet

891
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: onto the Super Bowl performance? I mean, would you freak

892
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: out if she came? It would be amazing. Um. I

893
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: think my favorite part of your I don't think so, Honey,

894
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 1: was the way you pronounced fat own um. Really hitting

895
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: the fat of fat own um was remarkable to me. Um,

896
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: that's exciting. Um. Metra coming for Ben uh taught for

897
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: the first place for ugliest Athlete brother was great. The

898
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: picture of him waddling onto set was great. Lots of

899
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: fat going on in both of these. Um interestingly enough, Um, yeah,

900
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a tough one. It would be

901
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: a tough one, okay, girl. First of all, fabulous job.

902
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: It took me back to my barn our days. When

903
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: I took back the night, I felt the energy I felt.

904
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to make my breakfast or what.

905
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: Such an inside joke now and gets it, but it's

906
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: a college thing. Anyways, love day, you really brought me back.

907
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: You're both great. Ray Um, I agree. I was never

908
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: a JT fan ever. Ever. I never found a hot

909
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,959
Speaker 1: I hated his super fucking hair. I literally never liked

910
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: his music. I hate the troll soundtrack especially. I just

911
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: called a law I really never liked him, and I

912
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: never I also don't eeem like his wife. I'm just

913
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: gonna put it out there. I find her talk about

914
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,959
Speaker 1: a bland, fucking bitch. I'll say it for you because

915
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: I'm on a no clock. We'll be here till three am. Now, Metro,

916
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a bit of a problem because until

917
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: the all the Weinstein stuff came out. First of all,

918
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: Argo was not that long ago? Was I think, what

919
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: likewelve because a long ago for me, it's like chasing

920
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: a ship like that's a while ago. But I'm also

921
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: old and I get it, girl, you're young. It's fine. Um,

922
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: But I will say this, up until this whole Weinstein

923
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: thing with the grabbing, which I was disgusting, I used

924
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: to love Ben Affleck and to call him just physically

925
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: everyone lacks, and to call him the ugliest Affleck is

926
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: clearly not true. Casey is so fucking ugly? Are you

927
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: literally kidding me? He is a wet sewer rat covered

928
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: in drain hair. He's so horrible looking. Oh, he's awful

929
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: and frankly, when Ben got fat again, I was excited

930
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: because maybe I thought I had a chance. And that's

931
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: the end of my thing. But you both did great

932
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: And now from Tyler Coates, this is this is a

933
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: good matchup because of the subjects to pinnacles of mediocrity,

934
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: of of people pretending to do something interesting, especially justin Timberlake,

935
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: who is not funny and I don't know who's telling

936
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: him he is, but they keep doing it and we're

937
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: the victims here. Um, Ben i'slack again, I mean thinks

938
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: he's smart as dumb as ship. But again, I'm sorry

939
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: kinda when he show when you saw dick and gone girl,

940
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, it's tough. I'm

941
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: real conflicted right now. It's a tough one, the very conflicted.

942
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: But you know what I loved how the justice for Janet.

943
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: I think it needs to come back. I think we

944
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: need to talk about it more. The justice for not Argo,

945
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: I mean, truly trash. So it's tough. It's a tough,

946
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: tough one. Clear the air for one second. I will

947
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: say that he's dead to me, Ben Affleck in the

948
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: past six months. But I'm just saying that it took

949
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: about for me to get there. I just don't you know, Okay,

950
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: we get it. It took a lot for everyone get

951
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,919
Speaker 1: I don't like him anymore. I used to really like him.

952
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,919
Speaker 1: It is time for the judgers to get to work. Here.

953
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: The judgers are going to be asked for their vote

954
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: in five four three two one, Please reveal Ray Ray

955
00:59:47,800 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: Ray killed it. That was that was that was really

956
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: that was like a dead heat. This is a long

957
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: awaited battle that's about to happen right now. This battle

958
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: is a battle of the former Planet Hollywood Front of

959
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: House staff. These two used to work at Planet Hire

960
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: front or House staff. Now, let me tell you something,

961
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: all week, in fact, all month on social media, I

962
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: haven't seen dedication like this my team member. Right now,

963
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: this is an unbelievably talented You're gonna go listen back

964
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: to the last cultural episodes of this individual. You will

965
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: not be disappointed this. This is a motherfucker who knows culture.

966
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: Everyone give it up for Tim Murray. Yes, yes, kiss

967
01:00:55,480 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: us to his critics, Yes, who can as how much

968
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: they cost? Yes? Ready for battle? Who do you have? Okay? Um,

969
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: my teammate is someone who um really came and swept

970
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: in and saved Tim's lame ass in the kitchen one time,

971
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: Planet Hollywood Times square. Um. So I feel like Tim

972
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: really owes this personal lot, that he is virtuosic in

973
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: his past. I don't think so. Honey's he was presciently

974
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: reading to fill Kevin Spacey um talking about the movie,

975
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: Uh what was it? Um? The usual suspects? He said,

976
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: And I quote, if I wanted to listen to Kevin

977
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: Spacey live for two hours, I'd ask him about the

978
01:01:44,880 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: women he's fucked. Please, welcome to the stage, Michael Hartney, everybody, Michael, alright, okay, alright,

979
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: so here we go. Tim, you're gonna be up first.

980
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: You want to take center? Do you want to stay

981
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: planted like a tree? I want to stay planted like

982
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: a tree. Okay, like a tree, he says, This is

983
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: Tim Murray's I don't think so, honey. As time starts now,

984
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. My fifth grade bully, Brett Wagner,

985
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm the school bus. You had a bucket full of

986
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: ring pops, which are a staple of food culture, and

987
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: you gave one to every single kid on the bus

988
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: except for the kid that was sitting alone reading a

989
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: Sarah Michelle Gellar biography, and you screamed out Timmy Murray

990
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: doesn't get one because he's gay. Is being gay a

991
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: bad thing? I don't think so. Candy everywhere. I can't

992
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: walk to be without getting candy. And by Katy, I

993
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: mean dick. And what are you? Brett? You're a business

994
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: development manager in Sandusky, Ohio. You're bald and ship and

995
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: somehow you're still hot, which is very upsetting to me.

996
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: Fifteen seconds our sisters were best friends. That could have

997
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: been our legacy but you blew it, just like you

998
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 1: blew the big football game your senior year of high school,

999
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: and football was your identity anything worse than being bad

1000
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: at your own identity? H don't man, pope all right? Decorum, decorum, decorum, decorum,

1001
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: demotional work, emotional work. Yeah, I don't know. This like

1002
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: brings me back to the season nine finale of Drag Race, obviously,

1003
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: but like was that the rubric? I don't know. Why

1004
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: are you pummiting right now? You're so when did? It's

1005
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: so annoying? No stunts, shut up. It's Michael turns. Alright,

1006
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: Michael Harney, take your space. I'm an immigrant. It is

1007
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 1: Michael Hartney's I don't think so, honey, and his time

1008
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 1: starts now. It's a sequel. I don't think so, honey.

1009
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: Brian Singer, Honey, you're next, bitch, You're next. You didn't

1010
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: get your throat fucking free for all if FIBA file

1011
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: pool parties and get away with it simply because you

1012
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: helmed apt pupil. Bitch, You've done unforgivable shit, robbed young

1013
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: boys of their dignity, cast Kate Bosworth as low as

1014
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: Lane equivalent evils a bitch plus you spell Brian with

1015
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: a wall second, which, as we all know, is the

1016
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: stupid way, bitch. If you asked Brian Singer himself, if

1017
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: he was a cool person, he would take the past

1018
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: out drugged up under aage boy hooker cocked out of

1019
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: his mouth and said, I don't think so, honey. Five seconds,

1020
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: no stunts, just content done, just cond no love, donets content.

1021
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: It's okay. We're good, We're good, We're done. There no decore, um,

1022
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 1: decore him. We've seen a real display. Some people. You're

1023
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 1: gonna go to Joel for feedback at this time? Wow? Um,

1024
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: where to begin? Um? But you're eating the ring pop.

1025
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: I am eating the ring pop. Please don't think that

1026
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: this has anything to do with who I will choose

1027
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: as a winner, but my own localood sugar. Um, Tim,

1028
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: that was not culture for me, um, Brett Wagner. Um,

1029
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: I will say it was effective. The presentation uh, very

1030
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,959
Speaker 1: reminiscent of again season nine of RuPaul's Drag Race, which

1031
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 1: if you were privy to my feelings on that wind, Um,

1032
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: if you were in the room in our house on

1033
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 1: Fire Island, as Bowen and Matt were, um, you might

1034
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: know that I am not a big fan of stunts. Um,

1035
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: I love a rule. Do you think that's helping his case?

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. I will say, though,

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Speaker 1: I love theatricality, um, and that is culture to me.

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01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: So I I turned now to Michael Hartney, a Broadway veteran,

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Speaker 1: UM stalwart. You did give me culture, not content, or

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01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 1: you did give me content not stunts. But I don't know.

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01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: It was sort of like he did a Whitney song

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Speaker 1: and you did a train ballot, you know. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know where to go with this. I'm truly at

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Speaker 1: a loss. Um. Alright, Michelle Collins, all right, well I'm

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01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 1: gonna make this easy. I'm looking love stunts. I'm all big, dumb,

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01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 1: fucking bitch. Okay, throw candy, amy, bummy kisses. I'm like,

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01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: who are you? I love it. I'm genuinely so dumb,

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01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 1: so like, thank you. The answer is yes. And also

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Speaker 1: as a former bully child, I also really spoke to me. Um.

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01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: I was once pas to do the Roger Rabbit at

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01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: my bus stop and I did it. So what I'm

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01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: saying is I'm not proud and it was tough for me,

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01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: but you were very, very funny. And then this Brian

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01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: singer situation, Michael, I've been reading every you know what

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01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 1: bothered me. I have to I love you, by the way,

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01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: the energy is tight, love planting Hollywood. I used to

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01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: eat at the stage table. Remember there was one table

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01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: on stage. I was like, I want to eat at

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01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 1: that table. It was table seven seven table, literally like

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01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 1: forty feet about the other tables. I was like that one,

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01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 1: thank you delicious, the captain crunched chicken. Forget about it's delish.

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01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 1: I love Bruce Willis merchandise, BacT to you. You we're great.

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01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 1: But it was very serious. It's almost like two. It's

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01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: hard for me to even laugh because he's so horrible

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01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 1: Brian's singer. And then watching you also like mind blowing. Um,

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01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 1: I didn't love that. I'm being honest because it was

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01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: a child's mine. It was a child mine. But I

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01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: love you and I adore you. So you're adorable and

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01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: let's drink after great great feedback from Michelle and Tyler.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to a planet, Hollywood, and I feel

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01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: like I'm missing out if that's what's going on. Yes,

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01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: so good, so Hollywood. Yeah, so you agree with Michelle.

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01:08:54,760 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 1: Very heavy topic important one and topical topical topic. Uh,

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01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,520
Speaker 1: yours was so effective and deeply emotional and and universal.

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01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: I think we're all that bullied kid who would one

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01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 1: day grow up and and pull a wig off and

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01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 1: then throw literal blue blue mystery ringops. Love the mystery

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01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 1: and I love blue. That's not again, that's not going

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01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: to incree how I fall Um just giving all of

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Speaker 1: my feedback as much as possible. Okay, amazing words. It sounded.

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01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a very tough decision that's about to

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01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,839
Speaker 1: be made. But I am going to ask for that decision.

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01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 1: And this is tough. These guys both killed um, let's

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01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:38,919
Speaker 1: get it. In three two one, the reveal is Tim

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01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:44,440
Speaker 1: Tim Timson. That wait, I would like to say really quickly, Tim,

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01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: do not There's better be a Sasha Valoura, not a Peppermint.

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Speaker 1: You had a stunt for round one. I want to

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01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: see stunts and all the other rounds. That's culture right there.

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Speaker 1: That was unbelieveh. I wouldn't give it up from Michael Hartney.

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01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 1: Michael Hartney, and I'm going to stress it might not

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01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:09,880
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