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Speaker 1: This is the Fred Show.

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Speaker 2: three three seven now for a chance to win two

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Speaker 2: July thirty first to August second at the Flamingo, Las Vegas,

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Speaker 2: and round trip airfare. A confirmation text to be sent.

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Speaker 2: Live Nations.

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Speaker 1: Jo Is On Friend's Fun Fact.

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Speaker 2: Friends Fun Sessions.

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Speaker 1: So well. Joseph C.

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Speaker 2: Gaietti is credited with the invention of the first commercial

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Speaker 2: toilet paper in eighteen fifty seven. You won't believe this,

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't until nineteen thirty five that Northern Tissue

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Speaker 2: Company introduced what they're calling splinter free toilet paper. Before this,

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Speaker 2: toilet paper could contain splinters due to the production method

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Speaker 2: use at the time. Who until nineteen thirty five, it

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Speaker 2: was possible that you you could get splintery toilet paper

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Speaker 2: for the booty. When I gets other places too, wherever

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Speaker 2: else to use toilet paper. But yeah, uh so, I

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Speaker 2: mean I think we should all be happy to be

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Speaker 2: born after nineteen thirty five, right, Yes, that's that's why

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Speaker 2: I used ONIK.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do use crappy toilet paper, don't you. It's

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Speaker 1: crappy too. It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: I use I buy the toilet paper. That's like I'm

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Speaker 2: using an actual like pillow on my butt.

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Speaker 1: And all that residue probably down there. What residue look

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Speaker 1: cotton balls from that? Well you know? Wait, so instead

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Speaker 1: you just use sandpaper and then yeah, I feel her though,

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Speaker 1: because the ladies we get these little the little balls. Yeah, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean I don't want to get too detailed, but guys

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Speaker 2: would be more likely to get them, because most guys

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Speaker 2: don't really like get every.

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Speaker 1: Like they just leave all kind of stuff down there.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that,

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Speaker 2: you know a lot of women remove how do I

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Speaker 2: do this on the radio? A lot of women remove

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Speaker 2: all everything down there? No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, and men don't not not talking about I

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Speaker 1: can't tell you what we're talking about. It's inside. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: really yeah, they roll little joints or no, no squares.

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Speaker 1: Stop that Is that real?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're the only woman agreeing, so is it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just you? That's right, they're.

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Speaker 2: Nodding, which is great for the radio, but yeah.

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Speaker 1: Don't you.

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Speaker 2: I love it when I feel so alone somebody text.

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Speaker 1: Me and well you know.

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Speaker 2: I love it when I make a point and everyone not.

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Speaker 2: But there's no noise. It's like, why am I alone?

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Speaker 2: More fred Shaw Next,