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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred day. We've reached

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Speaker 1: number two on the countdown y ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, we did it. We're not there, not quite there,

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Speaker 1: but we're closed. We can start celebrating now. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: never too early. But in this one, Jose poses as

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Speaker 1: a peppy insurance agent and he's calling a woman to

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Speaker 1: ask about the recent fender bender she was in. But

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Speaker 1: their conversation doesn't go so smoothly because Jose has a

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Speaker 1: unique way of handling her case, it might just send

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Speaker 1: her over the edge. In your number two phone tap

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Speaker 1: of the year right now, Hello, Hello, my name's Daniel.

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Speaker 1: I'm acclaims adjuster for insurance. Is this zoweys? This is her? Hi, Zoe,

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Speaker 1: how are you a message that your car was an

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Speaker 1: offender bender recently? Yeah, it happened a few days ago.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to hear that, but you know it's

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Speaker 1: a good thing. You have insurance. That's what we're here for. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well, anyway, I do need to get a

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Speaker 1: statement from you and just get the details about what happened,

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Speaker 1: if you don't mind, Okay, tell me exactly what happened

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Speaker 1: from your perspective. Well, I was about two blocks from

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Speaker 1: my house and there was a stop sign and I

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Speaker 1: was turning right. What was that? I'm sorry? What was what?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry it sounded like a typewriter. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is a typewriter. I'm just writing down what you're

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Speaker 1: telling me. You're using a hypewriter to take my statement? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I sure, am tell me a little old fashioned. I

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Speaker 1: just I'm not a big tech guy, you know, so

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Speaker 1: I haven't quite made the full switch to a computer yet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. I've just I've never heard of that before.

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Speaker 1: I know it's not traditional, but we get the job done.

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Speaker 1: That's somewhere where we say something about a stop sign. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead. So I just I turned into the lane

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Speaker 1: and then they sideswiped me and right, Can you slow

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Speaker 1: down actually give me a favor? Can you just start

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Speaker 1: over for me? That'd be awesome. Thank you are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me right now? No, I'm not. It's you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a typewriter. So if you mess up on

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Speaker 1: the typewriter, do you have to like start the whole

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Speaker 1: thing again. Oh, don't worry about all that. I'll take

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Speaker 1: care of all the business stuff on my end. I

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Speaker 1: just I just know where's the p Oh my gosh. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so stupid. Well, she basically sideswiped me. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to turn turn right. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You

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Speaker 1: know you caught me at a bad time. I was

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Speaker 1: at the very end right there, and I have to

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Speaker 1: let the typewriter restart. So what was the last word

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Speaker 1: you said? Is it going to take really long to explain?

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Speaker 1: Because if you have to keep starting over it, you

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Speaker 1: gonna take a couple of hours. You know, I can

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Speaker 1: go faster if that's the issue. Okay, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to be thorough because I mean, make mistakes if I

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Speaker 1: go faster. But you know what, if you go faster

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Speaker 1: and you make mistakes, I'm gonna have to retell my story.

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Speaker 1: Is that correct? I can go through with some white

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Speaker 1: out later and try to fix it. Okay, just to

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Speaker 1: start again. I'm a professional, man, let's do this. I

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing, okay, and here to help. And

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Speaker 1: if my statement is wrong, then I won't get my

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Speaker 1: claim won't get handled if my statement is wrong, which

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Speaker 1: is why we're going to be patient and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: go through this together. So I get all the details correct. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I will retell my story one more time. Give you

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Speaker 1: another chance, man, Hopefully you can keep up. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm ready for this. I'm warmed up now, so let's go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Here I go, Okay, Here I go. I was two

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Speaker 1: blocks from my house. There was a stop sign, and

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Speaker 1: I turned right at the stop sign, and as I

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Speaker 1: was turning right, someone merged into me and side flights home. God,

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Speaker 1: come on, are you? Are you freaking kidding me? Right now? Wrong? Now?

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Speaker 1: Come on, I just misspelled eight words in a row.

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Speaker 1: One eight words, and then therefore my claim is not

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Speaker 1: in me correct. Well, you want me to go fast

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Speaker 1: and you're talking a million miles a minute. What am

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Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Okay? Why are you yelling at me?

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Speaker 1: You're the professional here. Why are you yelling at me?

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Speaker 1: I should yelling at you because I feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a hell of a job right now. This is

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Speaker 1: the fastest I've ever typed on this typewriter. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm going as fast as I can. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know how you got this job. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: How did I get this job? Oh? Oh, now I'm

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Speaker 1: typing that out. How she fired this? Damn it? I

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Speaker 1: misspelled job and now I gotta start over. That's typing.

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Speaker 1: There we go, starting over you and pranking you with

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Speaker 1: a supervisor. This is not real. What's so funny? I

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Speaker 1: do not have a typewriter on it. I'm so sorry, Zoe.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't have a typewriter. My

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Speaker 1: name's jose I want a show called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank. A prank. What kind of prank is this?

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Speaker 1: You're friend of on? Set you up? She said you

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Speaker 1: pranked her once by putting like fake cockroaches in her purse,

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Speaker 1: so she wanted to get you back. Oh oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: were those sounded attacks? Yeah? Yeah, it's the magic of radio.

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Speaker 1: I can play more too. Listen to this. I was

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Speaker 1: getting so frustrated. Slow down, you were getting what are

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Speaker 1: oh oh you like that oh yeah, Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning,