WEBVTT - Ep. 100: A Podcast with Too Many Giveaways 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:28.800 Hey, everybody, it's episode d B Phil Phil throwing Phil 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:38.239 surprised me. Oh yeah, make noise. Nobody knows what we're 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:43.640 doing because it's a radio show. This is the weirdest. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:47.800 This is like a little girl's birthday party. Uh Phil. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:52.159 The engineer is passing out hats. He's given us those 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:59.640 little uh blow unicorn so it looks like a unicorn. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:06.039 I know a hundred thousand, but come away from Grand Candy, 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.039 there's still a hundred on it. Yanni. Yeah, no sugar 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.720 for you, Yanni, Yanni is the year no sugar? Well, 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:17.559 I'm going three months, three months no sugar. Yeah, refined sugar. 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.560 I'm still like this morning, I had raisins in my 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:24.039 eld meal. That's sugar. No processed sugars. Yeah, chto type 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:26.200 of situation. I don't know if the Croissan has sugar 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.360 guarantee that's got sugar in it? Really? Yeah, all those 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.479 breads do for sure. Well, there's a teeny tiny bit. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.399 I'm doing your best. No ice cream at night, no 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:42.880 oreo cookies on media. Yeah, man, I know how you 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.840 love that. It's gonna be tough, but it has been 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.640 tough a lot harder than not drinking booze. You're back 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:52.400 on the booze buddy pulls strength full. So you're like, 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.840 I'm gonna push the oreos aside, bring me, bring daddy, 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.760 the the whiskey. No, you know what, I've become a 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.680 tequila man. That's a good time. I agree. I'll do 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:04.880 a little patron put it in a and in a 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:08.080 little high ball and some lime juice with a little ice. Gosh, 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:12.320 I know you don't like ice, but cocktail cocktail, Yeah, 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:16.440 it's okay. No. The reason I'm doing is j T 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:20.440 Van's aunt, our buddy. Yeah, he's a big keela guy, 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.560 and he's telling me about how your body can process 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:27.840 it eight times faster than the next alcohol. So it 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:31.320 could be completely well, but I think it also leaves 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.480 let's do a mediator fact check around that one eight times. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.680 Come on, Joe, you got a computer. Well, it could 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.280 be complete placebo, but I could swear if I did 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.919 what I did the other night at our friend's wedding. 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:51.880 Probably I'm guessing three shot skis and maybe four cocktails. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.240 Please explain the shot ski. Shot ski is usually an 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:59.920 old ski. Eat this candy that has shot glasses, glue, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:03.640 food screwed somehow attached to it. They actually had holes 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:05.800 drilled in the ski and then the shot glasses were 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.040 dropped in there. That way the bartenders could just keep 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.280 giving out fresh ones. And they had everybody signed the 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.480 ski as opposed to a book or something, and I'm 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.200 guessing no pre up in their house. Whatever. So you 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:17.800 have got a you got a ski with four or 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:21.320 five shot glasses attached to it, and they get filled up, 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.200 and four or five people line up and all lift 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.160 the ski together. It's a team effort and tossed back 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.919 a little. I like it. Whatever you want, Joe, why 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:30.359 don't you, Yeah, why don't you take on the man's 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:32.520 little just fact checking everything we say for the next 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:36.440 little bit to bring it all during around the next 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.720 morning at eight am after going to bed at one something, 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.720 how's up? I feel like a chap feeling good. Yeah. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.680 And I swear if I would have done that with 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.360 brown liquor, I would not have been in the same 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:54.480 in regards to j that that fact checks. I would 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.120 listen to everything JT vans and never tells me about anything. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.960 I love. This website does listen as the healthiest hard 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:08.600 liquor is that at tequila dot com tequila, obvious dot com. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.360 What did you what did the mediaor podcast do for 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:14.400 a hundred I don't remember. We uh went down and 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:20.920 actually recorded. Uh was Joe Rogan the Godfather Godfather podcast? 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.600 What do you think you're gonna do? What episode do 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.239 you on now? You're in the forties. Yeah, I'll record 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:31.359 forty one today and uh then forty two shortly after that. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.760 Because Phil's being selfish and leaving the office, I'm going 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:43.680 with you. You're gonna be gone as well. Uh, Phil, Yeah, 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.039 have you ever We're gonna have to talk about the 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:49.440 recording we have scheduled. Phil unbelievable. Wanted to see the 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:53.279 grand old Opry feels. So we're doing a little field trip. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.880 I'm excited. Think cal Coln sever going for the Wild 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:01.760 Turkey Foundation, National Wild Ty Station. Excuse me, get it right, Phil? 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.120 And they're also recording a podcast while down there, So 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:06.800 and and and Janice will not be joining, So I 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.719 am the I'm the new Jannie for a day. Yeah. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.800 Are you gonna bring the digital me with you? Oh 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:17.400 that's a great idea. Yeah, probably and sound Bank as 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.440 soon as we get to the airport. Your name is 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:23.799 going to be honest Okay, that's fine. We will only 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:28.200 answer to Janice, is it? Or Janice? Or yeah or 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:31.320 yeah or Janice. Now, cal do you think you're gonna 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:39.160 make it to a hundred without having some sort of breakdown? Yes, yeah, 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.520 breakdown confident people. I just want to talk about how 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.120 hard it is to get a weekly podcast out the door, 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.839 especially the one that you do. Yes, I want that 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.960 you do is way harder than this rambling nonsense. Yeah, 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:56.480 I mean yeah, research and you know, not try. Unfortunately, 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.960 there the the loophole is it's fun. People take great 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.880 joy in pointing out the inaccuracies and things that you 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.760 got wrong. And but and then on the back end 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:11.240 of that, it also allows me to take more time 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:15.080 to learn about a subject. So I found find that, 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.600 you know, it's not the end of the world to 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.760 get something wrong. It actually is more beneficial in my 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:23.040 mind to myself and the audience too, because then we 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.480 get to revisit something and learn more about it. Um 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.479 And there's a lot of smart folks listening to the podcast, 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:34.280 lots of people with um you know letters behind their names. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.680 And we talked about lab based met a couple episodes. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.159 A going a nuclear physicist wrote in to correct me 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:43.320 on how energy is used in our universe. Yeah, so 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.440 we'll read that in the later one, but that that happened. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.760 But I agree with you because a lot of times 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.800 I'll stumble on something, we'll start talking about it, and 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.040 I'll know in the moment that I don't know enough 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:57.000 about this subject. But I know we're going to continue 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.839 to bring people on that do and learn and learn 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:02.279 and learn and learn. Yeah, it's a to get to 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.080 get this far in a conversation. You kinda kind of 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.320 take some side. Does kind of remind me of m 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:11.080 Phil You know this the it's an old Simpsons episode 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.480 and they're doing like they're a hundredth episode or something, 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.480 and all the people that right into the show are 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:22.880 like doctor or yeah, prime minister, the cultivated at a 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:29.080 very seasoned audience. Yeah, it's very highly educated um audience 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.160 from around the world. Got it. Well, we got a 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:32.760 lot to do here. This is gonna it's called a 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.880 podcast of too many giveaways. We have fashioned Phil didn't 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.600 really I asked Phil to give me some ideas and 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:39.960 he didn't give me ship, So I had to come 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.080 up with them all by myself. Helped with the one 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.400 Joe helped me a little bit with one. Um, we 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.080 got four different giveaways we're gonna we're gonna go through 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.720 on the show. They're all of them. You know how 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.760 normally giveaways you have to give something, you have to 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.480 give your email, or you have to give something and 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:58.520 then you get things. Well, in this case, you just 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.240 have to I just want you to give me something. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.320 But it's something that's gonna make me laugh. It's not 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.560 really you don't have to go and hashtag anything or 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.400 give any personal information. You just have to do something 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.440 that's gonna make me laughing. We're gonna give you some 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.760 cool prizes. I think were like ten things, and please 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.160 be over eighteen years of age. Yeah, but we're gonna, Yeah, 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:16.600 we're just gonna fly off the handle and give some 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:19.360 stuff away as an appreciation for everybody that's listened over 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.720 these last hundred episodes. So what we're gonna do is 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.920 we're gonna talk about a subject and then I'm just 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.080 gonna randomly throw in a giveaway. You're gonna have to 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.480 listen because I'm not gonna put this on social media. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.120 You're gonna have to listen. Is the only place you're 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.760 gonna get a chance to hear the details of how 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.760 you win these things. So we're gonna drop those in 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:41.400 throughout the show. So get a pen, pencil, or paper, 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.480 or your phone, whatever and take notes because we're not 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.440 gonna repeat ourselves. We're gonna tell you one time how 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.439 you can win, and that's it. You gotta go do 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:50.880 the thing that we ask you to do to win 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:56.079 these prizes. But first we're gonna talk about a bunch 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.080 of stuff filled we were talking a little bit about. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.959 Peter wrote a letter. I told you about this a 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:04.880 little bit cow. This might be good for your show. 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:10.640 Peter wrote a letter to the Postani Groundhog Club arguing 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.720 to turn Postanny Phil. Everybody knows who poks tiny Phil 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:19.480 is Phil. You're you're aware, Yes, the groundhog that the 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:27.120 seers prognosticators agnosticators. They wrote a letter. People for the 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:30.480 Ethical Treatment of Animals wrote a letter as they are 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.520 wont to do, yes, they tend to write letters. It's 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:37.600 and part of this was written by Peter. Executive vice 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:40.319 president Tracy Reeman. I believe that's how you'd say that. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:47.480 She says this, gentle vulnerable groundhogs are not barometers. They're 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:52.679 not wrong. I mean, that's true. Fact check that Tequila 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:56.319 dot Com say that's true. Peter is offering the club 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.840 a win win situation, breed life into a tire tradition, 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.240 and finally do the right thing by a long suffering animal. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:07.160 What is the right thing to do? Well? They say, 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:11.079 as a prey species groundhog, groundhogs actively avoid humans. Being 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.560 in close proximity to the public causes these animals great stress. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.640 When Phil is dragged out of his hole and held 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.319 up the flashing lights and crowds, he has no idea 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:23.960 what's happening, Joe, no idea. Being regulated to a library 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.839 habitat for the other days of the year doesn't allow 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:30.400 him or the other groundhogs there to dig, burrow, or forage. 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:34.920 It's no kind of life for these animals. Holy shit. 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:39.839 And then here's what they say is their solution, using 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:45.040 technology advance electro mechanical devices such as animatronics instead of 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.640 live animals and more popular than ever. We even have 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.280 the technology to create an animatronic groundhog with artificial intelligence 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:55.320 that could actually predict the weather and AI. Phil would 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:58.520 renew interest in Poksutani, generating a great deal of buzz, 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:02.920 much like Sony's robot dog and it goes on. Can 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.040 I just say this is the best idea that Peter 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.439 has ever had. I love it. I feel like a 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.880 pretty good idea. Would you watch the road? Did you 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:16.240 watch the ceremony? There? No, never know, it just doesn't 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:22.040 interest me, not at all. Cal I mean Groundhog Day 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:27.240 right with the great Bill Murray. Um. I keep thinking 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.520 of the super Bowl commercial. That's the Yeah, I just 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:32.840 got the public consciousness. Yeah, I mean that's all you 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.640 need to I mean that, that's all you need to 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.960 keep the spotlight on the tiny little western Pennsylvania town 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:46.719 puckstani Um and the I mean the Peter I mean there. Yes, 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:51.600 they're correct, Like I guarantee you the groundhog would much 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:56.440 rather be burrowing and doing its thing because that's how 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:02.240 they're wired. Um. However, I'll guarantee you also that the 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:07.600 groundhogs and captivity do live longer than your groundhogs. That 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:11.240 some Western Pennsivnia kids probably gonna take potshot hat as 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:14.880 it's running across the fence row the ground. What's the 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:19.760 average lifespan of ground animals are made for captivity? Yeah? 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:21.839 I totally get it, and I would love to see 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.079 a robot ground hog pop out of a hole to 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:29.120 predict the winner. But I would guarantee that this groundhog 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:33.079 or the ground hogs and the Groundhog Club are treated 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:37.480 very well. And they're not. They're not just a drug 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.680 out of a hole and held up to flashing lights 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:45.520 and screaming people. Um once a year. And then the 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.640 whole thing is just if you look at a picture 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.160 of it, there's like, dudes, I don't. I'm like, yeah, 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.160 I don't, And I don't think I've ever watched this live. 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:55.439 But there's guys in top hats, full three piece suits 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:59.000 with both eyes yelling and screaming while holding up this 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:03.320 confused looking pretty fat groundholg. So he seems like he's okay. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:05.640 And you have to imagine in order to pick up 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.920 a groundhog, that's not the first time the groundhog has 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.320 been picked up. That's a conditioned animal. No. I used 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:13.040 to have a hamster named Squeakers when I was a kid. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.400 He would sit on my shoulder and need lettuce. Oh. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:22.480 I was researching um animals that have have eaten people, 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:26.439 taken advantage of people dead people. Uh, And there is 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:32.560 a recorded case of hamster chewing on a deceased person 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.160 that could have been you, It could have been squeakers. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.520 Cow's a lot more fun to hang out with for 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.240 his pocket. There was also what do you have the 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.320 one where the cats were eating? You know. That's why 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.319 you know, I'm very biased because I think cats are 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:51.600 just horribly They're little ecological disasters out there that people 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.280 put up on a pest pedestal and think are great. Um, 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.840 just keep him in your house, that's all I want. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.000 But you have a cat, right, you have a cat. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.320 I've got two cats? Yeah, keep him inside field? Did 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:05.080 they stay inside or they go out? And they go outside? 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.600 And you probably have a dead mouse on our doorstep 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.440 several times a week. Joe, what's the lifeband of groundhog? Ye? 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.520 I didn't want to interrupt six years Max in the wild. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:19.280 You're the Jamie of the part. You gotta interrupt six 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.440 six years Max in the wild two or three being average, 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.520 But in captivity fourteen years, dude, we're doubling the lifespan 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:32.240 of these beautiful majestic ground dwelling Yeah. But then, like 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.840 if I was a peta person, though, I would be like, yeah, 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.520 you know what else, probably lived a lot longer in captivity, 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.400 you know, so you can't see This guy's got a pink, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.880 little pink party hat on with some gold litter. And 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.840 I'm not afraid of debate. I'm not afraid to debate. No, 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.360 I mean the groundhog does not want to be there. Yeah, 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.360 you know it's wiring says that he needs to be 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:59.440 doing something else, namely, how do you eat? Procreating? It 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.680 doesn't doesn't want to be doing that, I'm sure, But 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.080 at the same time, it's living a real comfortable life whatever, 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.600 whatever path you want to take, I'm not gonna live 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.640 and die on the on the groundhog. I will tell 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.880 you if you read the comments on the YouTube section 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:19.320 of any pet video, it is so disturbing because this 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:24.720 theme emerges of disappointment, Like if the video doesn't show, 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:33.800 people are like, oh, what happened? I signed up for this? 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:39.280 Shocking all man, I want to see Hold on the Peter, folks, 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.640 they're subscribed to the channel they want to see. That's 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:46.600 the theme that emerged. It's like, here's this video of 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:51.080 possum being dropped, but it's it's a possum being lowered 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:55.640 gently in a plexi glass box um and people are like, 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:59.360 what the hell I wanted possum being dropped like that. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.200 I care for I care for the animal violence to 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:06.080 be outraged by exactly. I came for the violence, and 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.000 all I got was this T shirt. I'm I'm a 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.000 big speaking of and all I got was a T shirt. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.680 I'm a big fan of theme parks, massive fan. I 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:16.240 love the production design. Listen, you can roll your eyes 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:19.640 at the whole capitalistic horror of it all, but it 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:23.080 takes a lot of creativity to build something like a 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:27.080 Disney World, and I respect that it does. Next week 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:31.160 when um, since we're gonna be there over Valentine's Day, 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.920 be the the bigger person. Let Stephen Katie have their 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:39.600 own Valentine's Day. I'm gonna take Phil the New Jannis 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:45.120 to Dollywood. It would love nothing more said, You're going 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:46.760 to n W t F. Phil is going to go 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.560 in his first hunt this year. I'm taking him to 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:52.200 Texas for turkeys, so you gotta really like I will 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.680 surround him with the turkey culture support him. I'm gonna 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.720 take several videos and put them up on on the 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.920 install line of for first impression of Phil and the 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.960 Turkey calling pandemonium in Mayhem. You're gonna go spend a 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.400 day there and I'm jealous. I've never been. I really 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:12.560 want to get fantastic. It's a great show. You really 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:16.000 just need to just just fall into the culture and 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.240 just be one of them. You're gonna need there's no 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:21.240 choice different clothes, there's no choever. I don't know. I've 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:22.840 bet like a plaid button up. Is that what you need? 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:27.359 Something like that? Yeah, but let's listen to cal I 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:30.960 don't know. Yeah, I mean, there's there's no you just 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:33.119 you're gonna be immersed in it. It's at this place 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.560 called the gay Lord opery Land Hotel and it is 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:46.160 a theme park, a labyrinth, an indoor labyrinth that I 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:47.800 I feel like I can find my way out of 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:50.119 things pretty well. Not the gay Lord opery Land Hotel 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:54.280 resort like it is. There's so many buffets, you can't 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:58.080 go around the corner without another doors and elevators that 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:01.119 go up half the floor and then three steps down 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:04.359 to go to this place and that it's very confusing, 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:08.600 and there's turkey calling everywhere. It is the last somebody 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:11.439 told me this before I went the first time. They're like, 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.240 the last thing you hear before you go to bed 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.240 is turkey calling. And the first thing you hear when 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:17.480 you get up is turkey calling and a dream. You 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.119 are laying in your bed and all you can hear 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:26.439 is it's amazing. It's just bizarre, and people are so 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:30.960 pumped to be there. I always like how your hand 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.399 when you do it without a diaphragm, has kind of 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:36.480 like a hair left a little bit. Let's hear it again. 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.240 I don't know is that the right way to call 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.080 it hair? What is that little like that? Lower, a 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:52.800 little like that raspiness? Be honest, you got president. I'm 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:56.800 just changing right now in the moment. In the moment, 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.160 I'm changing what you need to do to win. Giveaway 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.680 number one. Was gonna do something kind of stupid hashtag, 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:07.320 but I'm changing it now. Okay, giveaway number one. First, 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:10.680 you gotta go to wherever you subscribe to the podcast 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.840 iTunes would be good. Unsubscribe and resubscribe. It's going to 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:17.840 trick the algorithm of iTunes and get th HC up 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:22.160 the rankings. So it's awesome we can all do together now. 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:23.560 There's no way for me to track that you did this. 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.040 I'm just trusting you out there that you've done this. 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:27.720 I'll do that first, and then the second thing you 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:30.200 do based on what we were just talking about, send 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:33.960 me audio or video of your best turkey call using 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:38.680 only what God gave you, and we will Phil and 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:40.720 I and we will bring Johnny as a special guest 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:44.800 judge will judge the best turkey call. Now th HC 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:48.800 at the metator dot com. That's th h C at 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:52.679 the meetiator dot com. You email that in your best mouth, 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:56.520 only what God gave you a turkey call. Then go 0:19:56.560 --> 0:20:00.160 on subscribe and resubscribe to the podcast. You do all 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.880 that and you could win. Assign me to your cookbook 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:08.040 th HC eddi tumbler with the logo on it's blue. 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.000 It's pretty cool. And then a hat th HC hat. Well, 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:12.920 that's a nice package. That's a nice package. That's only 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:15.840 package number one. Now I'm not gonna repeat myself. Of 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:19.480 course you can always rewind. There's that function. Now you're 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:23.960 gonna be judging more on how realistic the call is, 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:28.919 or maybe airing more towards just how funny the video. 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:32.240 I wanted. I want all this to entertain me h. 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:34.680 I want you people out that are entertained me for once, 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:38.399 your bastards, because we've been entertaining and forming you for 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.800 a hundred episodes to come. Maybe a little bit every 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:42.239 once a while we take a week off from those things. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:43.959 I feel like you're being kind of harsh. They've your 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:49.119 audience has been entertaining us for poems, and do we 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:51.680 get a lot of poems? Got Eric Hall? We gotta 0:20:51.720 --> 0:20:53.720 get to Eric Hall at some point, our favorite listener. 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:56.560 He sent us a voicemail that's hilarious. Phil and I 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:58.600 were die and laughing. Really listen to a little bit 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:03.000 ago anyway, let's get away number one. So if you 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:07.960 want to win Mediator sign cookbook th hc Ani Thomas, 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:15.960 signed by whoever you want, Joe Joe Fernado from. I'll 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:17.840 even draw some sort of picture in there for you, 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:22.000 whatever you desire, because this is all about you, dear listener. 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.680 All right, that's it. Cal give me that turkey call again, 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:36.040 just to hide people up, Yanni, give me one good man, 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:40.840 it's Phil, that's good. Never haunted the turkey. Nope, go ahead, man, 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:44.399 just make a noise. You still my joke? It was 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:50.520 gonna be kind of funny. Come on, Phil, yah work 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:59.840 get it. Joe. That sounded like somebody going out like 0:21:59.880 --> 0:22:04.760 a tof Because I don't like turkeys. Um, do you 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.359 not turn hunter? I mean they do it? Not my 0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:12.520 favorite past people pick things. Um, all right, we'll moving on. 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:14.800 That's giveaway number one. You gotta remember that ship because 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:16.119 this is the only time you're gonna hear it. I'm 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:20.000 not going to talk about anywhere else. Your bastards. All right. 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:23.520 Disney is giving Bambi as cj I make over. Have 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:26.240 you guys seen the new Lion King? Like, uh, they're 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.880 calling like live action. This isn't gonna be a great 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:31.679 conversation if nobody's seen. I started it with my family 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:34.720 the other day, too scary. Well, I got ten minutes 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:36.639 in and it was just a shot for shot remake 0:22:36.680 --> 0:22:41.120 of the four version, just with like incredibly realistic looking animation, 0:22:41.160 --> 0:22:43.119 and then I turned it off because I was so bored. 0:22:43.160 --> 0:22:44.680 I was like, what am I doing this? I've seen 0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:46.520 this movie, so look at Joe's gonna look up a 0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:48.360 clip to show Cal and John it. So basically what 0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:52.719 it was really just the cartoon remade. It's they've done 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:55.800 this with a Laddin slight differences. Sure, yeah, they added 0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:59.560 an extra song for Beyonce. You know, some jokes from 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:03.600 Tomona Bumba, But this is basically like the exact basically 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:06.479 the exact film that came out whenever these films came out. 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:08.560 But they've done it for Dumbo, they've done it for 0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:11.080 A Ladd. They just did it for a Laddin where 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:13.440 Will Smith was the Genie. They did a Lady in 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:18.400 the Tramp one on Disney. Plus they did Holy Shakes. Ready, yeah, 0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:21.840 show that, show that too. I'm gonna show that too. 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:24.920 I've seen the trailer. You've seen the trailer, okay, but 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:28.560 we can watch it again, talk you through. I mean, basically, 0:23:28.560 --> 0:23:32.000 if you've not seen it out there, this is basically 0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:37.919 a c g I real live action looking version of 0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:45.920 this film. Oh yeah, it's exactly the same. In the dark. 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:52.040 Who was in this? Uh phil Um Donald Glover plays 0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:56.760 the adults. Simba Beyonce plays Nala really Beyonce. James Earl 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:00.919 Jones came back to be Mufasa, doing the same exact 0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.439 lines in the same exact role. I did watch this 0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:04.919 on a plane and I just thought, this is like, 0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:07.840 it's overboard. It's just a little bit. Also, it's uncanny. 0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:11.080 It's unsettling because none of the animals have human facial 0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:13.119