Speaker 1: I guess we've just got that today. The Brooklyn buzz
Speaker 1: that had been away, I wasn't away. They both have
Speaker 1: so much to see. I got nothing. You know. Their
Speaker 1: name is a brilliant, scary. Yeah. Well, I'm back. Bertie
Speaker 1: never left episode two forty eight. It's the Brooklyn Voice podcast.
Speaker 1: Who Who? And I'm refreshed, I am relaxed, I'm feeling it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you a one week vacation. I did not have a
Speaker 1: vacation because I'm on all right now, in elongated vacation.
Speaker 1: I got no stress. But we did a piss poor
Speaker 1: job of letting you know we didn't have an episode
Speaker 1: last week's slices, So we both apologize. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: nobody told anyone that we were going away. I forgot
Speaker 1: and you forgot, and um, like Wednesday, I was ready
Speaker 1: to do a podcast. I'm like, oh, we're not doing one.
Speaker 1: How long did you sit here, oh with the mic
Speaker 1: open waiting for me to turn mine on? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't sit here. No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: You saw my Instagram, right, you saw that I was away.
Speaker 1: I was posting up from Cabo. No, hello, Brodie, I
Speaker 1: muted yourself. Brody, I'm back. What happened. Well, how do
Speaker 1: you tell me? Oh, I don't know. Oh you know what.
Speaker 1: I tapped my computer right whether the mouse was on
Speaker 1: the microphone logo and I muted it. Sorry, Brodie, did
Speaker 1: you need a crash course in working the equipments? We've
Speaker 1: all been gone for a week. Really, you want to
Speaker 1: pull back the curtain? Scary? No, I think we're going
Speaker 1: now we have to, Yes, we do. So. I accidentally
Speaker 1: tapped the mic and muted my button and he's getting
Speaker 1: all snarky with me. But slice is what you didn't know?
Speaker 1: What you're gonna know now, which we weren't going to
Speaker 1: tell you is scary. And I recorded like twelve minutes
Speaker 1: of the podcast and then he says, oh, hold on, Brody.
Speaker 1: I go, well, you have a phone call. He goes,
Speaker 1: hold on, damn it. What he says, your microphone wasn't recording,
Speaker 1: so it's all just his audio. So what I'd like, scared?
Speaker 1: Did you erase the audio or did you keep it?
Speaker 1: It's gone? I was gonna say we should post the
Speaker 1: audioviere you talking to me not on the mic? No,
Speaker 1: that's shit, that's garbage. So you fucked up a codulations
Speaker 1: to t White CD White Junior Senior Senior. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: has your old three point nine million dollars a sound system?
Speaker 1: That's right, T White, one of the slices bought my
Speaker 1: old Roadcaster Pro, the first one and the one that worked,
Speaker 1: the one that has my fingerprints all over it and
Speaker 1: has recorded award winning episodes of this very podcast. That
Speaker 1: piece of equipment, that machinery right there, that that is
Speaker 1: now belonged to ty T White and T White. Now,
Speaker 1: I guess is gonna start his own podcast series using
Speaker 1: my old equipment and worship nothing but luck, and we'll
Speaker 1: mention what it is when he got he's live and
Speaker 1: up and running absolutely and thank you so much. And
Speaker 1: we gave him a great price for it, we did so.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so for the most part, Yeah, if we're
Speaker 1: gonna be honest about about this whole thing really quickly, Um,
Speaker 1: I forgot Brodie's mic was not on the on the recording,
Speaker 1: so it was just me and now on my headphones,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Brodie. We're having a conversation. Yea. If
Speaker 1: we would have had some brilliant lines, if I would
Speaker 1: have played it back for everyone, it would just be
Speaker 1: me talking one side, and you would have had to
Speaker 1: fill in the blank on what Brodie was trying to
Speaker 1: say back. In fact, you know, we might have been fun.
Speaker 1: We might have gained more listeners if I aired that
Speaker 1: that was a joke. Berdie. I think this license will
Speaker 1: let you know that that's not the case. That was
Speaker 1: your cute to laugh. We all might laugh, which I
Speaker 1: was waiting for the funny party room. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: we apologize that we didn't talk to you guys about
Speaker 1: about not being on last week. But I'm on vacation,
Speaker 1: uh in a few weeks, so we'll figure out what
Speaker 1: we're doing and then there's no more vacations for a
Speaker 1: while right here, and I don't go on vacation at
Speaker 1: the same time anymore. So yeah, so it's uh, it's difficult. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll sync up, we'll figure away, we'll make get through this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I yelled at my wife and not planning out our
Speaker 1: family vacation at the same time that Scary went to Cabo. Yeah, Cabo,
Speaker 1: speaking of what a great time. I gotta say shout
Speaker 1: out to me Cabo Resort. Uh. They they really were
Speaker 1: an amazing, an amazing uh solution for me because it
Speaker 1: looked amazing. It was hate to use that word. It
Speaker 1: was so peaceful. It was an adults only. They had
Speaker 1: these club vibes during the daytime by the pool. It
Speaker 1: was just relaxing, but it had just enough adult scary
Speaker 1: party time but not too crazy turned up. And then
Speaker 1: they had their Taboo Day Club, which it was called
Speaker 1: Taboo Day Club and it's a you know, basically they
Speaker 1: have like dancers and you know, they have a saxophonist
Speaker 1: that comes in, a flutist, a violinist I mean that
Speaker 1: that plays to the music. Um. And it looked incredible,
Speaker 1: it really did. I was I was thinking I would
Speaker 1: plan a trip there. That's how much that that whatever
Speaker 1: that was that you went, what did you what did
Speaker 1: you say? It was again it's called me cabo and
Speaker 1: it was icabou cabo. No, No, it's m e me cabo,
Speaker 1: me cabo, me cabo me jane. It's like you cabo, right,
Speaker 1: but cabo means cape, yes, which means little peninsula, right.
Speaker 1: And you know it's called los cabos, meaning the two cabos,
Speaker 1: because is that what los los means the many cabos.
Speaker 1: It doesn't want too well to dos cabos means too
Speaker 1: the cabos plural, so basically, I went to Cabo San Lucas,
Speaker 1: which is the party side. Oh your nephew's name, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: And then then there's the San Jose del Cabo, which
Speaker 1: is about a half hour Cabo San and San Jose
Speaker 1: de Cabo is the Oh that's Oh, you didn't go
Speaker 1: to the well that was that. The side is more
Speaker 1: the bougie you know, big restaurants, you know, stuff that
Speaker 1: I normally love. So you didn't go to bougie Cabo.
Speaker 1: You went to me Cabo. No, I went to Cabo
Speaker 1: San Lucas, the San Lucas part of Cabo. The Cabo
Speaker 1: San Lucas is where Mikabo is located with with the people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now you went with two people that have nicknames. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went with us the ways in the way Dave
Speaker 1: and let me see if I get this right, jet
Speaker 1: Ski Brian, that's correct, Jetski Brian, I Boom, Yeah, we both. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the three of us were hanging out. And if you're
Speaker 1: looking to go out with your friends, good times. Um,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of adult resorts there and it's a
Speaker 1: good party scene. You can leave the resort and go
Speaker 1: to my city. But I'm glad you had a good time.
Speaker 1: You enjoyed it, it was great. Did we talk about
Speaker 1: how all your friends have last names with S? No?
Speaker 1: Is that the catternet's developing? No? No, no, no. So
Speaker 1: I realized this, and I don't know how I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it earlier in my life, but I realized that
Speaker 1: at your birthday party. And I thought I talked about
Speaker 1: this and I didn't. I'm sorry. Most of your friends, Uh,
Speaker 1: can I say the last names I get? Well? Like
Speaker 1: Ronnie Scalzo. You know Ronnie Scalzo your whole life. He
Speaker 1: went to school with you. Oh yeah, right, Jason Smoller,
Speaker 1: that's with an S, right, yes, all right? How many
Speaker 1: other of your good friends have letters in the alphabet
Speaker 1: near your last last name? Scar Skii, Scalzo Smoller, Well,
Speaker 1: Voe Paicelli is the the maiden name for Denise who's
Speaker 1: married to Jason, right right right? They met, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: all met stuv that's end of the alphabet. Yes, correct.
Speaker 1: So my friends that I hang out with, that my
Speaker 1: my junior high school and high school gang that we
Speaker 1: have reunions, we hang out. Their letters and their last
Speaker 1: names are B D and E Big Dick Energy, Big
Speaker 1: Dick Energy. Yeah, and my last name, of course is Brodie.
Speaker 1: Well why is that because in our homeroom classes and alphabetically,
Speaker 1: we were always sat alphabetically and we were sorted into
Speaker 1: homeroom classes by the alphabet. So our lives and our
Speaker 1: lifelong friends are determined by our last names. Facts. Because
Speaker 1: it is so bizarre. And you had that, I don't
Speaker 1: have any friends named Zimmerman, like like like later in
Speaker 1: the alphabet. Right, Well, sorry, said Zimmerman. You're all my
Speaker 1: friend but like from more acquaintance. Now I'm kidding. He's
Speaker 1: a good guy, right, but you know, I will say,
Speaker 1: and you had this revelation when we were hanging out
Speaker 1: for my birthday because and it is podcast. So when
Speaker 1: when you get to middle school, in high school, usually
Speaker 1: the formative years where you meet your friends that you
Speaker 1: sybetically your friends, they're alphabetical because normally everyone meets in
Speaker 1: the home room. That's just the place where you hang
Speaker 1: your coat and you get checked in for you know,
Speaker 1: all the all the clerical shit, and then you all
Speaker 1: branch off into other classes. But you spend the most
Speaker 1: time with you know, if you think about it that
Speaker 1: you know the classes, do you think about it? The class? Well,
Speaker 1: the classes changed. I'm talking to the slices now. Classes
Speaker 1: change from semester to semester, but you're usually the home room.
Speaker 1: People all travel the same, right, and it's like four
Speaker 1: people in your homeroom class in math, you go over
Speaker 1: to them, right, and and it's it's literally your four
Speaker 1: years or three or four years of your life and
Speaker 1: the beginning and the end of your day, even though
Speaker 1: it's like ten fifteen minutes. So so we all grouped
Speaker 1: together and clumped together, and we all bonded all because
Speaker 1: and and and home room was always sorted by alphab
Speaker 1: so we're still clumped alphabetically, right, many many years after
Speaker 1: I graduate. Yea, here I am hanging out with a
Speaker 1: bunch of people whose last names are I don't think
Speaker 1: we weren't friends at any of the seas. So in
Speaker 1: case you're like, why did I say B, D, and E, Well,
Speaker 1: because we don't have any friends with the name. I
Speaker 1: had friends in school. I was friends with Cabal you
Speaker 1: know what, No, I'm we have a C in the group,
Speaker 1: but she moved to Arizona. We did have a C, yeah,
Speaker 1: Laura C. So A through F was home room one,
Speaker 1: and then G through the you know whatever, the middle
Speaker 1: of the alphabet. So they that's how they clumped it
Speaker 1: to thirty students, thirty thirty thirty thirty. How do you
Speaker 1: get one hundred and twenty students. You divide it by
Speaker 1: four and then you get four home room classes. So
Speaker 1: we were home room number four and we were the
Speaker 1: last at the end of the We were the end
Speaker 1: of the alphabet home room and we traveled together for years.
Speaker 1: So these are to this to this day, thirty fifth,
Speaker 1: forty years later. These are my core friends, right all
Speaker 1: end in S, T and Oh. I always sat towards
Speaker 1: the front of the classroom and I graduated like twenty
Speaker 1: five minutes later than the people whose names like with
Speaker 1: S's and z's. Yeah, oh, I also Ticillo in there
Speaker 1: because a Cicillo. So it's Scalzo scary smaller to Cillo Vopicelli,
Speaker 1: Like these were my friends growing up. That is an
Speaker 1: Italian group of people, my friends. It really is scary
Speaker 1: Scalzo smaller. And what was the Voicelli Toicillo and Vopicelli
Speaker 1: to Cillo and Vopicelli, what kind of pasta do you
Speaker 1: guys have? Oh, we've got Cappellini, Cicello Voppellini. You sound
Speaker 1: like Posta's yeah something, oh, something that irked me, that
Speaker 1: would irk you in the same way. On the way
Speaker 1: back from cob You know, don't speak for me. Most
Speaker 1: things don't irk me. I don't know who you're talking to.
Speaker 1: On the plane ride back. I'm upset already. We've all
Speaker 1: we've all heard this before. As you're loading into the plane,
Speaker 1: halfway through, that announcement comes on by the flight attendant.
Speaker 1: And what do they say? They say, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we have a very full flight this afternoon, so please
Speaker 1: put your luggage up top and anything you could put
Speaker 1: in the seat in front of you, please do that.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I you know what,
Speaker 1: You're right, they say that, and I just realize what
Speaker 1: you're upset about. Do you know what I'm gonna set about?
Speaker 1: Because I said, and I'm thinking about it and I
Speaker 1: wrote it down on my phone, I'm like, fucking Brody.
Speaker 1: Brody would be having a shit fit right now. And
Speaker 1: this is going on the podcast. They said, once again,
Speaker 1: I'll say, we have a very full flight this afternoon,
Speaker 1: So how can you be very full? It's either full
Speaker 1: or it's not full. That is correct. What it's like
Speaker 1: when people say, how pregnant. Are you pregnant? Oh, you
Speaker 1: look very pregnant. Either you are or you aren't. It's not.
Speaker 1: Either it's full or it's not. There is no very full.
Speaker 1: So okay, so he's the only thing I could think of,
Speaker 1: the only thing I could think of. Sometimes, like I
Speaker 1: know what they do with baseball games. They'll say, oh,
Speaker 1: we've got to sell out crowd here, and you look
Speaker 1: on television and is like eighty percent of the fans there.
Speaker 1: You're like, that's not sold out. But then you have
Speaker 1: to realize this. Tickets on StubHub this season, ticket holders
Speaker 1: didn't show up. That's tickets were all sold, but not
Speaker 1: nobody showed up. That's correct. So maybe with very full
Speaker 1: flight they mean everybody showed up their stand by people waiting,
Speaker 1: And maybe they mean very full meaning everyone's got to
Speaker 1: carry on. Maybe that's what they mean. Listen, you know me,
Speaker 1: I give everyone a pass and I don't nitpick shit.
Speaker 1: But no, maybe very full. Maybe very full means everyone
Speaker 1: has it like two bags, Like that's what they mean,
Speaker 1: very very full. By the luggage, No, well they know
Speaker 1: how many bags are coming on. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: very full. It just sounds weird and now slices. When
Speaker 1: you fly, you're gonna notice it too, because they do
Speaker 1: it on all the airlines. It has to favor. Ask
Speaker 1: them what they mean by that. Yeah, yeah, Actually go
Speaker 1: a step further, go up front and grab the radio
Speaker 1: out of their hands. No, don't do that. You'll get
Speaker 1: arrested and jumped. I'm kidding, or jumped and arrested. I'm
Speaker 1: with you. Just say to the steward, Stuart's a steward,
Speaker 1: a male steward. They're back in the day. They're not
Speaker 1: slight attendant. Yes, come on attendant. Et dude, the female
Speaker 1: what year is this? We are flight attendants. They are
Speaker 1: not stewards. We are You're not with flight A flight
Speaker 1: attendants anyway? Yes, yeah, let's ask the steward as the
Speaker 1: flight attendant. Whatever you see. Yeah, ye, ask that person
Speaker 1: what does it mean by very full flight? And then
Speaker 1: to look at your go don't be an ass I'll
Speaker 1: sit down, sir, exactly. The well, Um, I'm just coming
Speaker 1: down from that high. I'm relaxed. I don't know about you.
Speaker 1: You have anxiety, are you? Here's the space I try
Speaker 1: to relax. I try to so a Frienstan. I'll give
Speaker 1: an example of me trying to relax. I went to
Speaker 1: the movies to see Aunt Man in the Wasp Quantum Mania, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, not a lot of people have noticed this,
Speaker 1: but in the word quantum mania, a n T is
Speaker 1: in quantum and m an is in the mania. Ant
Speaker 1: Man is part of the word quantum Manias. Bull shout
Speaker 1: out there. I'm a big Marvel fan, so I go
Speaker 1: to see all the movies on opening night, usually the
Speaker 1: Thursday or the Friday of the latest, to see the movies.
Speaker 1: And uh so the I was there and my family
Speaker 1: was there, but we went in two different cars. I
Speaker 1: had errands to run and I wasn't gonna be home
Speaker 1: in time, so I said, you know what, I'll meet
Speaker 1: you guys at the theater. So my wife and daughters
Speaker 1: are in one car and I'm in the other. And
Speaker 1: by the way, Aunt Man in the Wasp. If you're
Speaker 1: a massive Marvel fan, it was fine that that's gonna
Speaker 1: be the sequel to this podcast Aunt Man in the Wasp. Huh,
Speaker 1: But that's gonna be the sequel. That's gonna be the
Speaker 1: next podcast that we do after Broo Boys are Over
Speaker 1: the Wasp. Well, I'm I'm aunt man, because man, man,
Speaker 1: my name's Anthony. Yeah, but you're closer to being a
Speaker 1: white Anglo Saxon Protestant than I am. Okay, there's that.
Speaker 1: So that's what WASP means. If you know the derogatory sense,
Speaker 1: I guess you are aunt technically. Yeah, okay, anyway, so
Speaker 1: if you're not a Marvel fan, it was all right.
Speaker 1: By the way, it had the biggest drop off percentage
Speaker 1: wise in the history of Marvel movies, or the second
Speaker 1: the thing is the biggest from first weekend to second weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't hear a buzz about it. Gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, a buzz am in the wasps. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's not the point. So we went to a Cinemark
Speaker 1: movie theater, which I happened to think are nicer than AMC,
Speaker 1: even though there's more. AMC's Cinemark a newer and don't
Speaker 1: have holes in the seats. And by the way, did
Speaker 1: the other one go out of business? Regal out? No,
Speaker 1: Regal shut down a third of their stores nationally. They're
Speaker 1: still around, okay, but other companies are trying to buy
Speaker 1: them now. Anyway, So when I go to the movies.
Speaker 1: Normally my kids get a giant popcorn. They get whatever.
Speaker 1: And I love a good movie hea to popcorn. In
Speaker 1: other words, a bad movie hea to popcorn. But I've
Speaker 1: been trying to eat healthy lately. In fact, I've lost
Speaker 1: a bunch of weight in the past three weeks. I'm
Speaker 1: down a little bit. Good gratulations, Brodie. Thanks. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I had lost all the weight and then I gained
Speaker 1: back fifteen pounds over the last year and a half.
Speaker 1: I had lost like thirty something. I game back fifteen.
Speaker 1: I'm now down ten of it, so I'm almost back
Speaker 1: to my weight loss weight. Okay, So anyway, the point is,
Speaker 1: so I went to the movie theater with a little
Speaker 1: plastic Target bag. Back when New Jersey used to give
Speaker 1: Target plastic bags, you don't have those anymore. So I
Speaker 1: had two little bags of smart pop popcorn and a
Speaker 1: water bottle in my bag. Now, back a decade ago,
Speaker 1: you used to not be able to bring food into
Speaker 1: the movie theater, so you'd smuggle it in your coat pocket.
Speaker 1: You'd put it in your sleeve of your coat and
Speaker 1: carry your coat in. You would smuggle it in. But
Speaker 1: now nobody stops you at food. Right, you've gone to
Speaker 1: the movies. No, I haven't, even not recently. Don't go
Speaker 1: to the movies, so they don't not recently. I don't
Speaker 1: know bedbugs, but cares no bed bugs? Yes they are.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen one story about bedbugs in movie theaters?
Speaker 1: Cut it out because they're they're hiding, they're suppressing those stories.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, those those theater seats are disgusting. All
Speaker 1: the politicians getting money from the bed Bug Association. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you those theaters are they are not that that
Speaker 1: that's not where bed bugs come from. That that was
Speaker 1: a thing ten years ago. Okay, all right, anyway, you
Speaker 1: didn't go outcause you don't socialize the movie theaters. You
Speaker 1: go to the club anyway, So nice theater, cinem Mark
Speaker 1: and now a lot of the places have waiter service.
Speaker 1: They bring the food to your chair. And nobody's ever
Speaker 1: questioned my soda bottle or my water bottle before, So
Speaker 1: I didn't bother hiding it in my coat pocket. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm holding a target bag from the handles. You
Speaker 1: can't see what's in it. And my daughter texts me
Speaker 1: and says, hey, I would like a red blue Slurpye combo. Right,
Speaker 1: I want the red blue Slurpie combo, the classic one,
Speaker 1: the red and the red and blue combo. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So I say, okay, all right, no problem. So I
Speaker 1: get online to order the slurpee, and between each set
Speaker 1: of lines is like a rack of candy so that
Speaker 1: you can like pick up your box as a candy
Speaker 1: as you're waiting to get all on into register. It's
Speaker 1: all right there, grabable. So I don't know, a girl
Speaker 1: in her late late teens early twenties on her tippy
Speaker 1: toes standing over the candy rack like a bull like
Speaker 1: hedges like like hedges like a bush, and she just
Speaker 1: excuse me, Um, is there food in that bag? Because
Speaker 1: there's no outside food loud to movie theater. I said, oh, hi,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Um, there's no signs here that
Speaker 1: say that, and more importantly, there's no food in the bag.
Speaker 1: Like she didn't even walk over to me. She like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was standing. Oh. I don't even how she saw
Speaker 1: the bag. She wanted to give you a shit for
Speaker 1: no reason. Must have seen the bag when I was
Speaker 1: last online when around the rack is protection and then
Speaker 1: leaned over the top of it. Yea, and was like,
Speaker 1: is there food in that bag? So she said, um,
Speaker 1: are you sure there's no food in the bag? So
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, yeah, she didn't know she's fucking
Speaker 1: with I'm sure there's no food in the bag. I'm
Speaker 1: online to buy food. Meanwhile, very I have fucking food
Speaker 1: in my bag. So fuck her, right of course, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna tell her if she's not gonna trying to
Speaker 1: call her bluff. What if she came over you and
Speaker 1: did a spot check. I go, you can't look at
Speaker 1: my bag in or a search. Warrant the funk away
Speaker 1: from me anyway. So I go up to the cashier
Speaker 1: and I say, I would like a large slurpy red
Speaker 1: and blue combo. And he pushes some buttons and he says,
Speaker 1: aren't fifteen dollars? I said for a slurpee. He says, no,
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars for the combo large popcorn and a slurpee.
Speaker 1: I said, I think my daughter only wanted us a slurpee,
Speaker 1: and the combo part is the red and blue. He says, well,
Speaker 1: we just call it mixed. We don't call that a
Speaker 1: combo combos with popcorn. So then I remembered my younger
Speaker 1: daughter always wants popcorn, so I said, oh, all right,
Speaker 1: they must want the popcorn. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: well fine, give me the you know, give me the
Speaker 1: combo whatever. And I was a little like thrown because
Speaker 1: of the woman staring at me and my bag. I
Speaker 1: was like, they can show up. My pip took the
Speaker 1: popcorn combo. Good deal, right? What a bog? And what
Speaker 1: a bog? I'm standing in the lobby for fifteen That's
Speaker 1: how long it took before my my family showed up.
Speaker 1: And I have the popcorn there. So I'm trying not
Speaker 1: to eat the popcorn because if I eat too much
Speaker 1: of the popcorn, it'll be noticeable and my youngest daugh
Speaker 1: it will be like, hey, why did you eat my popcorn?
Speaker 1: So I had a couple of pieces and realized it
Speaker 1: was popcorn in my teeth. So I'm getting all the
Speaker 1: popcorn I don't like, so that I'm not guilty because
Speaker 1: I don't like. Hello, there's no butter left because all
Speaker 1: the butters around the top. I don't put butter on that.
Speaker 1: Don't put the grease. That's the best part of the popcorn. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I know that, but my kids don't want the butter.
Speaker 1: So I didn't order the butters, not even butter. It's
Speaker 1: motor oil. Okay. So I'm trying not to eat the popcorn,
Speaker 1: and my family shows up and I have the on
Speaker 1: the floor. I'm sitting on a bench and there's a
Speaker 1: popcorn bucket right my popcorn, and the slurpie is behind it.
Speaker 1: And my middle daughter says, where's my slurpee? I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it's right here behind the popcorn. Oh good, I thought
Speaker 1: you forgot. No, no, I got, I got the combo,
Speaker 1: meaning the popcorn and the slop. Yeah. So I'm holding
Speaker 1: the popcorn and my younger daughter is not asking me
Speaker 1: for the popcorn, and she's sort of being weird, like
Speaker 1: all right, So we sit down and now I'm sitting
Speaker 1: next to my middle daughter with the slurpee and next
Speaker 1: to horrors of my younger daughter who normally gets the popcorn,
Speaker 1: and I'm holding the popcorn and I'm not eating it,
Speaker 1: and the trailers are starting and the movies are starting.
Speaker 1: A minute, I go, you didn't take the popcorn from me,
Speaker 1: and my middle daughter says, I don't want popcorn, and
Speaker 1: then so I said, oh, to my middle daughter, you
Speaker 1: wanted the popcorn with the combo. I don't want popcorn?
Speaker 1: Why do you tell me to get combo? Because I
Speaker 1: wanted the combo red and blue drink like I originally
Speaker 1: thought scary. So now I spent fifteen dollars I have
Speaker 1: the popcorn. So I ended up eating the whole fucking
Speaker 1: large popcorn myself unhealthy, ten thousand calories. I ended up
Speaker 1: not eating the popcorn. The girl told me I wasn't
Speaker 1: allowed to eat after all, so she won in the
Speaker 1: long run. Really did? I got fucked by myself? You
Speaker 1: really did? You shot yourself in the foot. I shot
Speaker 1: myself in the stomach, is what I did. Holy shit?
Speaker 1: I tried to be healthy. So I'm out like eight
Speaker 1: dolls for popcorn I didn't want, and I had to
Speaker 1: eat it, and he gets horse. I left like a
Speaker 1: third of it, so I'm like, oh, take it home.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants it. Plus my my dogs like popcorn, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, give them a little popcorn. I'll throw
Speaker 1: the rest out. So I put the popcorn in the
Speaker 1: target bag, the buckets in the bag, and it's on
Speaker 1: the seat next to me on the right home. When
Speaker 1: I get home, the bucket has fallen over and the
Speaker 1: popcorn is all down the side of my seat, and
Speaker 1: how he drops something on the side he sat under
Speaker 1: the seat, the popcorn under the seat, on the seat
Speaker 1: over fucking popcorn. I feel like as this karma because
Speaker 1: I lied to the girl twice. Absolutely it is now,
Speaker 1: you know, speaking of popcorn and movie theater, pop is night,
Speaker 1: relaxing night. Yeah, great, great relaxing night. You heard about
Speaker 1: AMC movie theaters, right, what they're doing with their popcorn? No,
Speaker 1: but I know what they're doing with their seating. Did
Speaker 1: we talk about that. No, but they're coming about the popcorn.
Speaker 1: They're coming to Walmart. Basically, you can have the AMC
Speaker 1: popcorn at your house. Um, they did an exclude deal
Speaker 1: with Walmart. It starts on March eleventh. I've just googled
Speaker 1: it the day before the Academy Awards. So basically, it's
Speaker 1: going to be a new line of microwave ready to
Speaker 1: eat um popcorn. So you can have movie theater quality popcorn.
Speaker 1: You the retal Bocker has been doing that forever. And
Speaker 1: by the way, quality you know how you get movie
Speaker 1: theater popcorn at Target? With Target? You said, all right, Walmart, Walmart,
Speaker 1: you know how you get movie theater popcorn at Walmart,
Speaker 1: you look for expired bags of popcorn and buy those.
Speaker 1: That's your movie theater popcorn. Wait to see popcorn is
Speaker 1: not the highest grade popcorn. They don't what They just
Speaker 1: take it out of those big bags and shove it
Speaker 1: in the machine and make it look like it. Yes,
Speaker 1: they have those, they buy giant if you go in
Speaker 1: the back. Yeah, there's like four four plastic bags right slices.
Speaker 1: If you work in a movie theater, would you leave
Speaker 1: us a talk back by going on the radio app
Speaker 1: pushing the microphone button, leave us to talk back about
Speaker 1: your experiences and where the popcorn comes from. There are
Speaker 1: some places, if I recall in history, that they would
Speaker 1: dump the popcorn in and then the machine would have
Speaker 1: like a little fan in the bottom to make it
Speaker 1: look like it. But there are no movie again. Again,
Speaker 1: I haven't been to the movie theater in a few years.
Speaker 1: I don't. They can't trust teenagers to cook, no offense teenagers.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna trust kids all over the country to
Speaker 1: make the popcorn there where it might burn. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a liability, it's a fire hazard. It's all that as
Speaker 1: it is. They can burn themselves down to like three inches.
Speaker 1: What do they do They pour another bag of popcorn in.
Speaker 1: It's the popcorn on the bottom never gets eaten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. Now you think about it around and
Speaker 1: then they they they, they, they they You put the
Speaker 1: hot butter on it, thinking that, oh it's warm, it
Speaker 1: was just made, but it wasn't. That's the that's the
Speaker 1: motor worn. Oh the cabinet is heated. Yeah, yeah, any
Speaker 1: of the case. I love it. Whatever they're doing, right
Speaker 1: or wrong, I love it. Yeah. Now that now, now
Speaker 1: that they think about it, I don't want fucking bags popcorn.
Speaker 1: I want my own popping. I want popcorn to be
Speaker 1: popped in front of me, right, you know, you're right
Speaker 1: now that they think about it. But then as I
Speaker 1: go right to the fucking goobers and the snow caps,
Speaker 1: because whenever I was in the going to a movie,
Speaker 1: I'm the candy bar guy. I didn't even look at
Speaker 1: the fucking popcorn or the hot dogs on the wrong
Speaker 1: I get started on the hot but on the role
Speaker 1: in my life. I realized I could buy a box
Speaker 1: of goobers for eighty cents and bring it. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to just keep someone you cabin it at home
Speaker 1: so you always have them, right. I feel like that
Speaker 1: was back in the day that was more enforceable. It
Speaker 1: was they used to actually check people and make the
Speaker 1: walk up and talking about the island. It was spot
Speaker 1: that's candies not from us right weeks like someone was smoking,
Speaker 1: they kick you out. It used to smoke in the
Speaker 1: movie theaters. And they only used to sell but the
Speaker 1: boxed candy and the and the weird sizes so they
Speaker 1: can identify that you will actually bought it there. That's
Speaker 1: why they had those crazy things, you know, whereas whereas
Speaker 1: they don't have like regular sized candy bars. So this
Speaker 1: way you can say, oh, I bought it from their
Speaker 1: your counter, No you didn't, right, they gave me the
Speaker 1: giant one for eleven dollars. By the way, I learned
Speaker 1: this week things I learned, and I think it was
Speaker 1: on TikTok. I don't know why I didn't know this before.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was what a TikTok taught me. We can
Speaker 1: treat after the break TikTok, I'll tell you about trailers.
Speaker 1: Trailer taught me two trailer park girls going around the
Speaker 1: outside the outside and rody. Okay, So trailers by definition,
Speaker 1: usually they trail. M hm, they come afterwards. But why
Speaker 1: a trailers in the beginning the movie trailer. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: called leaders. They should be right lead In's right, they
Speaker 1: should be called right. So movie trailer a movie trailer. First,
Speaker 1: movie trailers were put in movies, I don't know, forties, fifties, whenever,
Speaker 1: it was thirties, forties someone long time ago. They were
Speaker 1: put after the movies to promote other movies. But what
Speaker 1: they found was no one was waiting till after the
Speaker 1: credits to see the trailers. Ah, so movie theaters figured
Speaker 1: out they better put them up front. So and they
Speaker 1: never changed the name. Now they called them previews. But
Speaker 1: but they when they're produced, they're called trailers. The movie trailer.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you watch a trailer online or on YouTube wherever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's well, you know, it's interesting you say that because
Speaker 1: I feel like this was a time. You're describing a
Speaker 1: time before TV almost or a time when TV was.
Speaker 1: It was before TV, yes, and and and basically you
Speaker 1: go to a Saturday afternoon Mattinae and you'd stay the
Speaker 1: whole day, and you'd see a bunch of different films,
Speaker 1: also get the news in newsreels that would played before
Speaker 1: the movie, right, and then at the war the war
Speaker 1: going on right now in Germany is bleak, and they
Speaker 1: would you get like two weeks later you'd find out
Speaker 1: what was going on. Yeah, and then at the end
Speaker 1: of the film, you were excited to stick around. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, you had nowhere to go. I mean,
Speaker 1: you were fucking piss poor, and you had no TV
Speaker 1: at home, and there was you weren't You weren't trying
Speaker 1: to rush home and get on and nike a TikTok
Speaker 1: so yeah right, So so you pretty much sat there
Speaker 1: and that was your entertainment. So I understand why they
Speaker 1: would put the trailers at the end. People will probably
Speaker 1: almost look forward to it. Didn't put them at the end.
Speaker 1: You didn't hear my story. Nobody waited, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: and they left during the credits. They didn't wait around.
Speaker 1: But at first they put them at the end. That's
Speaker 1: why they were called trailers. Well they took them at
Speaker 1: the end because they're like, oh, we'll add it on
Speaker 1: to the end so people will see it. But he
Speaker 1: already waited. That's why they moved them. But when did
Speaker 1: they move them? Though they immediately like I'm I don't
Speaker 1: know TikTok didn't tell me. I didn't think so. Nope,
Speaker 1: I think that that was the seventies and eighties thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, no, no, no, are you sure
Speaker 1: about that? I'll google I thought that. I thought the
Speaker 1: movie trailers were left at the end in the forties
Speaker 1: and the fifties at least, yeah, because people would look
Speaker 1: forward to It's like, oh my god, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see what's coming on next, and they would stay.
Speaker 1: Nineteen thirties. It was the nineteen thirties when it was
Speaker 1: decided too many audience members were leaving right after the film,
Speaker 1: So the movie theater starting the shot shows trailers before
Speaker 1: the feature films. Well that's nineteen thirty silent movies, right.
Speaker 1: That puts a big fucking hole tweeting in my theory.
Speaker 1: But wait a second, then, why didn't they fucking change
Speaker 1: it back then? They had a hundred years to change
Speaker 1: the fucking name from trailer the first trailer shown and well,
Speaker 1: you know how many words don't make any sense in
Speaker 1: the English language. They should have changed, but they don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know how annoyed I am that I have to
Speaker 1: say nonfiction means true. It should just be a story.
Speaker 1: If it's false, tell me it's nonfiction. It's like milk,
Speaker 1: white milk. If I go to a movie, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear it on fiction, or a book is nonfiction.
Speaker 1: Don't even tell me, hey is a good book. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't say it's nonfiction. It's true. Yeah it's fiction.
Speaker 1: It's false. Yeah, you know. To tell me it's true,
Speaker 1: But to tell me it's not false, it's stupid. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So trailers change the name. Okay. And if you're gonna
Speaker 1: do the why do you drive on a parkway way?
Speaker 1: You can google that. It's easy. Parkways used to go
Speaker 1: to park Speaking of Google, I found something really alarming.
Speaker 1: And this is for the future youth ut of America.
Speaker 1: This is this the teenage filter. Now, the teenage filter
Speaker 1: is supposed to make you cry. I feel the teenage
Speaker 1: filter makes you look like your teenage self. On TikTok
Speaker 1: it does, and no old people are people are crying
Speaker 1: because they're seeing themselves as teens and they haven't done
Speaker 1: that in years. So I did the teen No I
Speaker 1: looked at teen filter. It looks like like I'm a teenager,
Speaker 1: but not how I looked as a teenager. And if
Speaker 1: I want to see how I looked as a teenager,
Speaker 1: can look at actually photos of me as a teenager.
Speaker 1: The teenage filter is supposed to re calculate what you
Speaker 1: looked like, as I say, it didn't and well to
Speaker 1: people that, to women especially that are looking at this
Speaker 1: filter and crying when they see it, they see themselves
Speaker 1: as a teen So it actually everything. Some people are
Speaker 1: everything I see on TikTok is fifty year old women
Speaker 1: who look like eighteen saying, have you heard about the
Speaker 1: new filter? It's dangerous. Warn your kids, this is what
Speaker 1: I really look like. And then they're fifty three fifty
Speaker 1: four and you're like, oh no, that's the glam filter.
Speaker 1: That's confusing to I'm not I'll send you the videos.
Speaker 1: Parents are upset that men are gonna catfish young girls
Speaker 1: by pretending to be teenage boys. I'm telling you, oh god,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that. I saw the glamorous filter where
Speaker 1: people are catfishing. They where they saying, And now here's
Speaker 1: me without glam filter on myself. And I have to say,
Speaker 1: I looked pretty good, did you? Yeah? Okay, well I
Speaker 1: don't know why the lens cracked. Then that's gurgle. I
Speaker 1: did get a new phone? By the way, before you
Speaker 1: continue about Google, joy fans, I got a new phone.
Speaker 1: Guy going Google green bubble You're the green bubble guy.
Speaker 1: You're a green bubble boy over here. So no problem that.
Speaker 1: So Google search we this is a this is a thing.
Speaker 1: Now set that that gen z is seven times more
Speaker 1: likely to use TikTok to search news stories in the
Speaker 1: search field of TikTok. Then they are to go to
Speaker 1: Google and hit the search key. So which is more
Speaker 1: seven times more people are using in the gen z category?
Speaker 1: Are It's up seven per seven times, not seven percent,
Speaker 1: So that means Google is on the decline and people
Speaker 1: are just so lazy they don't want to shut they're
Speaker 1: in the TikTok app. If they want to research something,
Speaker 1: they go to the search bar of TikTok and the
Speaker 1: information from a reliable source. That's the problem. Well, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna get that. It's a tip, it's TikTok. It's
Speaker 1: controlled by China. I got It's not controlled by China,
Speaker 1: it's owned by and it slowly. They don't control the
Speaker 1: content of news stories. If you go to a news site,
Speaker 1: they're slowly infiltrating, not infiltrating, stop the paranoia. Okay, in
Speaker 1: your apartment? Did you read the stories? I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I don't telling me. See where did you read the
Speaker 1: story scary TikTok? Would you google it? No? No, it's
Speaker 1: a known thing. It's not a known thing. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not a crust them, it's not spreading. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like in five ten years we're all going
Speaker 1: to be owned by China, and what are they gonna
Speaker 1: do with us? Scary give us Chinese food. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with that, as long as there's no vegetables. I don't know, Man,
Speaker 1: you're taking this very lightly. I'm not you know what.
Speaker 1: So I got into an argument recently and a while
Speaker 1: ago with with different people online, not not friends of mine.
Speaker 1: So it was in a public forum like Twitter, Instagram.
Speaker 1: There are there are certain websites that are known to
Speaker 1: be fake, and I don't mean like they lie. I
Speaker 1: mean like they're spoof sites like the Onion that's spoof. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Babylon but yeah, they're all they're all fine, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And didn't know that they're they're um, they're satire, they're
Speaker 1: they're satire. Yeah, of course, But what happens is because
Speaker 1: they're popular. People don't know they're satire, and politicians will
Speaker 1: will comment and quote and and and it's trending on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is this trending on Twitter? And they're like, oh, this,
Speaker 1: They're like this person is a criminal, and I go, no,
Speaker 1: they're not. And I look at where the story came from.
Speaker 1: And so if you look up like these websites, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're wiki pages will tell you, and and other websites
Speaker 1: if you go to like, um, if you google the
Speaker 1: page and the word scam, there's websites like, um, oh,
Speaker 1: what are they going to cold? The websites they tell
Speaker 1: you if something is a scam. They tell you who
Speaker 1: the owner is, with the registered domain, the certificates, they
Speaker 1: tell you all the information. They'll tell you. If a
Speaker 1: news source is biased or left side, you can write,
Speaker 1: you can look up. I just think people that don't
Speaker 1: know they're spoof pages, and they'll get all upset about
Speaker 1: crazy story and they'll go, this is what I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell you to get into it because I don't
Speaker 1: talk politics. But they're like, oh and look, no one
Speaker 1: else in our state is covering it. The mainstream media
Speaker 1: is not covering this story aside. I think it's not
Speaker 1: covering it because it's a fake website, right, But all
Speaker 1: that aside, I just think it's alarming that gen z
Speaker 1: is choosing yes TikTok's search bar to research news stories
Speaker 1: rather than going outside to Google. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: a viable story. I think they get all the news.
Speaker 1: I think there's problems ahead. Yes, if they get all
Speaker 1: the news from that girl who thinks that break, it
Speaker 1: means you're in the cast. Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I believe I'm terrified. But let yeah.
Speaker 1: And you want to talk about people following you in cameras,
Speaker 1: I gotta Did I tell you about my girlfriend with
Speaker 1: with she following me with the dude? My girlfriend and
Speaker 1: I were hanging out on Saturday night, were did you
Speaker 1: film it? And we were in bed? Oh did you
Speaker 1: film it? You? I don't know if I'd watch it.
Speaker 1: We were in bed and all of a sudden she
Speaker 1: gets a notification on her phone and the notification said,
Speaker 1: erectile dysfunction pillar average an Apple air tag has been
Speaker 1: following you for three hours and there's basically she was
Speaker 1: in the company of an Apple air You know what
Speaker 1: an air people just to in case, in case slices
Speaker 1: in case you don't know what an air tag is.
Speaker 1: It's basically a little chips to track it. It's a
Speaker 1: trackable thing. Yeah, it's a little device. It's a little
Speaker 1: It looks like you should always put it in yourluggage
Speaker 1: when you go on a trip to see your plastic piece.
Speaker 1: It's the size of a dime, right, and you're supposed
Speaker 1: to drop it in like you places what like luggage
Speaker 1: or wherever your dog. You put it on your dog collar. Right,
Speaker 1: So being followed. So Apple has a protection system because
Speaker 1: people obviously have been used question using it maliciously. Hold on,
Speaker 1: when you were with Robbin, were you using a protection system.
Speaker 1: We'll wait a second. People have been people have been
Speaker 1: using maliciously to track others. So they'll drop it in
Speaker 1: a woman's purse. It's a known thing. It's going Robin
Speaker 1: thought she was a victim of this. She's oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got an alert. An Apple air tag is in
Speaker 1: near body. She gets up out of bed. She starts
Speaker 1: rummaging through her coat, her her pocketbook, her whatever, right,
Speaker 1: her handbag. She's looking all over the place. She goes
Speaker 1: what is is what's going on? An Apple art tag?
Speaker 1: And then she's looking at the location. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's started at my office. Oh my god. It follow
Speaker 1: me and follow us to the restaurant. It's on me,
Speaker 1: it's on me. It's it's here with us, it's with
Speaker 1: an apartment in the room. Yes. And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: wait a second, it's in my wallet. Remember the time
Speaker 1: I lost my wallet? Yeah, you throw the garbage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my sister bought me an Apple Air tag for Christmas
Speaker 1: to drop in my wallet. So I now have an
Speaker 1: Apple air tag in my wallet. So after her phone
Speaker 1: picked up on it, that says it's been traveling. Take
Speaker 1: all night to notice it because it waits to see
Speaker 1: it waits to measure lookcations like, wait a minute. We
Speaker 1: went went, We went to four different places together, and
Speaker 1: the Apple air tag was with her in all four places.
Speaker 1: What if she got the notification at the second place
Speaker 1: but decided that the sex wasn't good and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of bed. I got an air
Speaker 1: tag following me. All right, it can happen, I am, yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyway, but could you imagine that that that my
Speaker 1: own my Apple Air tag in my wallet because it
Speaker 1: was with her. Her phone picked up on it and said,
Speaker 1: this air tag is with you. Well, I've got to
Speaker 1: I've got a similar story. Do I have time? Yeah,
Speaker 1: before we take a quick before we take a break,
Speaker 1: let's do. Okay. So when we went on our last cruise,
Speaker 1: my youngest daughter took her Apple AirPods and and later
Speaker 1: when we come back, I want to talk to you
Speaker 1: about her. My daughter's new headphones, but her air pods,
Speaker 1: and she tracks them, right, she tracks them with her
Speaker 1: iPhone because my whole family's iPhones but me, you know that, right.
Speaker 1: So we go on the we get to the airport,
Speaker 1: we land in Fort laid of Dale, We get on
Speaker 1: the cruise, we take the cruise um and we're back
Speaker 1: in the airport waiting for our flight. We're in Fort
Speaker 1: lauda Dale airport, waiting for our flight, and she says,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I think I lost my EarPods, my
Speaker 1: AirPods whatever they're called AirPods. What do you mean you
Speaker 1: lost your AirPods because they're like hundreds of dollars they are.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen them since we got off the plane. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: well did you track them? Yeah? It says, the last
Speaker 1: time I had them was at the airport. I must
Speaker 1: have lost them at the airport before we got on
Speaker 1: the cruise. I go, that's the last time you haven't
Speaker 1: been in range of your AirPods since we landed in
Speaker 1: the airport. Oh my god. All right, So I go
Speaker 1: online and I follow report with the airline, and I
Speaker 1: follow report with the airport for the lost and I'm
Speaker 1: looking on websites and I'm researching what to do and
Speaker 1: how to try. So at least a half hour goes by.
Speaker 1: I'm filling out websites and forms and waiting for emails
Speaker 1: back to confirm, and I have to reconfirm. Right about
Speaker 1: forty five minutes later, she says, um, I figured out
Speaker 1: why the last time my AirPod showed up at the airport.
Speaker 1: I go, what you know, where they are? Yeah? Where
Speaker 1: are they? They're in the side pocket on my backpack.
Speaker 1: The reason they were showing up at the airport is
Speaker 1: because they were in the airport. Don't For a week,
Speaker 1: I had to keep telling the emails I was getting
Speaker 1: from the airline in the airport that I found the item.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Reddy. Are you sure you found it? Should
Speaker 1: we we should we close the case warrant? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She had me jumping through hopes. She's like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: in my bag, don't Disapple. I love Apple. I love
Speaker 1: Apple too, But um, you know about the AirPod Max headphones, right,
Speaker 1: those are my favorites. They're actually very expensive, like five
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. Yeah, they were on sale at three fifty
Speaker 1: what a boggy. They're very expensive. So I don't like
Speaker 1: them because they're called AirPod Max and uh, Brodie, you shit,
Speaker 1: they should called earphone Max whatever. I'm sorry, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: cut out there for a second. On my back. You
Speaker 1: said the air ear back AirPod Max. You don't like
Speaker 1: the name right because they're not AirPods, their headphones. They
Speaker 1: should be called earphone Max or headphone Max. That's branding brand,
Speaker 1: it's products vertically. You know, my wife and I got
Speaker 1: my daughter a pair for Hanaka Sonica. Even though they're expensive.
Speaker 1: I went and did a sound test and I tested
Speaker 1: them against two other pair of headphones that I have,
Speaker 1: the good headphones that I have, and I thought they
Speaker 1: were they were good. I did all the reviews, I
Speaker 1: watched videos, and she wanted them in green. So she
Speaker 1: wanted them a little bit for the status. Got them.
Speaker 1: They got some cool colors. She wanted them for her
Speaker 1: TikTok videos, and she also wanted them because they sound great.
Speaker 1: So I got her repair okay, and I was like, listen,
Speaker 1: she goes to college, Like, listen on campus. You gotta
Speaker 1: be careful with them. They're you know, they're expensive headphones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are, even though you got them. But I got them.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell hard, but I got them for three fifty.
Speaker 1: They're five hundred dollars normally, yes, so they people see
Speaker 1: them ago, that's a five hundred laphones. Now, you and
Speaker 1: I grew up in a time in New York City
Speaker 1: where you didn't take you while it out on the subway. Never,
Speaker 1: you would never take out a piece of valuable equipment.
Speaker 1: You didn't show any of that shot you hit your jewelry.
Speaker 1: Now people take out a thousand dollars phones and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm on my phone. Yeah, So I'm like so anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw the story in New York.
Speaker 1: Actually it may be national, but it started in New York.
Speaker 1: At least. The article was about New York people on
Speaker 1: mopeds are flying by on the street. People wearing AirPod maxes. Now,
Speaker 1: if you've ever seen the AirPod max, it has a
Speaker 1: big headband with a handle. Yeah for the words. The
Speaker 1: headband isn't the headband is flushed to your head, but
Speaker 1: above it is like two bars. It look like you
Speaker 1: have like you know, like when you go through a
Speaker 1: town that has like the electrical towers near your house,
Speaker 1: like two giant cables going across your roof. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it looks like. It makes it easier to swipe
Speaker 1: on a moving vehicle, right, It's like it's like a
Speaker 1: grabbed me handle. So people on mopeds all over New
Speaker 1: York now are riding by and grabbing them off because
Speaker 1: there's no wires the wires exactly, and they're grabbing the
Speaker 1: headphones and running. So, like twenty one people had their
Speaker 1: headphones stolen last week. It was a national story. CNN
Speaker 1: had it. It It was everywhere. Yeah, And so I told
Speaker 1: my daughter, She's like, oh, no one's gonna bother me. Really,
Speaker 1: I go, it's just there's no mop heads on campus.
Speaker 1: I go, Okay, Well, if you go into town or
Speaker 1: in whatever, stay away from like the sidewalk, yeah, the road,
Speaker 1: like the street this. Yeah, I don't see a need
Speaker 1: for them personally. That's the one Apple product that that
Speaker 1: and the Apple Watch. I have no use for it
Speaker 1: because for for the for these headphones, it's like I
Speaker 1: got the little AirPod Mini, the mini ones from my head,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't need it. I got yeah and
Speaker 1: a par of Sony's from Amazon, and I tested them out.
Speaker 1: They're a noise canceling wireless blue headphones, and you can't
Speaker 1: the other problem is you can't use them with analog equipment.
Speaker 1: When we do our podcast and when when I'm on
Speaker 1: the air show, right, well, there's note only delay, but
Speaker 1: there's there's nowhere to plug them in because it's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's so you can get a transmitter, but
Speaker 1: the transmitter has this delay and you hear yourself slapping
Speaker 1: back years ago when when wireless headphones first came out.
Speaker 1: I don't know two thy I don't know when they
Speaker 1: first came out, but I got a pair of SMS
Speaker 1: wireless headphones. Maybe two thousands. You're into that kinkie shit, yeah, SMS. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I think it was two thousand and thirteen because
Speaker 1: I know what studio we were in, and I put
Speaker 1: the wireless transmitter in the headphone jack and it's delayed
Speaker 1: by like so it's like you hear the audio, but
Speaker 1: everyone in the room's mouth moved first. Yet bad, it's bad, terrible.
Speaker 1: So anyway, yeah, so because of that's called latency. It's
Speaker 1: latency because and it's a digital product working with old
Speaker 1: school analog equipment. Does they don't work? They don't match anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I don't I don't feel the need
Speaker 1: to have those big dumb headphones on my head. I
Speaker 1: have to tell you they sound good and they're very comfortable.
Speaker 1: Oh but we'll come with a crappy case. Don't make
Speaker 1: me want them. No, No, they're not worth the two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars more than a would pair of Sony or
Speaker 1: JBL headphones. I've done enough resting. They're fine, they're good.
Speaker 1: They're not like you would say, oh they're bad. They're good.
Speaker 1: They're just not so much better. You're buying them because
Speaker 1: they look good on TikTok. Really, TikTok taught me, TikTok
Speaker 1: talk taught me. Tik tik taught me. Um, so we
Speaker 1: have some sound here that I know we want to
Speaker 1: get very excited. Let's uh do a little bit of
Speaker 1: that Okay, so let's talk about baseball, because his baseball season,
Speaker 1: we're talking base ball. So, uh, you have the clip
Speaker 1: that has twenty twenty two next to it? Of course, Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta set it up. I set up that was
Speaker 1: aud That was an accident. Oh did you actually hit
Speaker 1: a button like I did before? And then you made
Speaker 1: funny operator er? Okay, So a year ago I played
Speaker 1: a clip of legendary baseball player future Hall of Famer
Speaker 1: hopefully and and legendary New York Mets announcer Keith Hernandez,
Speaker 1: who I love, good guy. You know he made a
Speaker 1: mistake last year, as did a couple of announcers, by
Speaker 1: mispronouncing the name of a Florida Marlin infielder who's now
Speaker 1: an outfielder. Yes, named Jazz Chisholm. And here's what he
Speaker 1: did last year. This is a depleted line up. This
Speaker 1: Marlin team has injuries to Chazz chas Jism Brian Anderson. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he called Jazz Chisholm Chazz Chism. That was last year,
Speaker 1: and a couple other announces have made the mistake. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: could you have the isolated clip? Ye, the short clip
Speaker 1: him Jim He said it twice too, like he stumbled,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, I know that's right, Chazz chism Okay.
Speaker 1: So that was last year. This year is spring training.
Speaker 1: The first game on television. This is the first game.
Speaker 1: Play the clip the first and no, I want you
Speaker 1: to listen to two things. Listen how he pronounces Chazz
Speaker 1: Chisum's name and then name chat right, Well, yes he
Speaker 1: said Chazz Chisum. Right. I want you to listen how
Speaker 1: we put out how he says it. And then the
Speaker 1: second thing he says is he's he's talking about how
Speaker 1: he's playing center field today. But then he corrects himself.
Speaker 1: He's in his own head. Go ahead, and the Marlin
Speaker 1: defense presented by n y u l m going health.
Speaker 1: He's got Dela Cruz and Sanchez returning in the corner
Speaker 1: outfield position. They can play all over chess. Jisum is
Speaker 1: gonna chishom is gonna start in center field. And no,
Speaker 1: do you cut off the ending. That's it and that's
Speaker 1: not deference. Presented by nyu lem going health. He's got
Speaker 1: Dela Cruise in Sanchez, I turn it on in the corner,
Speaker 1: old cut it off. You can play all over chess.
Speaker 1: Chisum is gonna Chishom is gonna start in center field
Speaker 1: and he is not here today. Yeah, he's not here today.
Speaker 1: He said he's gonna start and center field and then
Speaker 1: goes and he's not here today. Oh whoops. So he's
Speaker 1: not starting in centifield. Whoops. But the point is out
Speaker 1: of the So I looked on Twitter and everyone was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he said, he said Jisum again. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you have do you have the crocodile's tears clip? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know crocodile tears are it's a fake crying? Right?
Speaker 1: This woman doesn't seem to know that. She's talking about
Speaker 1: the Murdoch trial, the guy who allegedly killed his family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's trying to say whether or not he was
Speaker 1: faking it. Well, she says whether or not he was
Speaker 1: really crying or faking it. So listen to what she says.
Speaker 1: The jury is going to look at him and say,
Speaker 1: you know what, are you really crying crocodile tears? Are
Speaker 1: you really upset that your family's gone? Are more importantly,
Speaker 1: are you upset because you've been caught? Oh wait no, no,
Speaker 1: she thinks crocodile tears are real, right, She doesn't. She
Speaker 1: doesn't realize that means that fake. No, it's basically, are
Speaker 1: you really crying? Or are those crocodile tears? Right? She says,
Speaker 1: are they crocodile tears? Because you're upset about your family?
Speaker 1: Look at him and say, you know what, are you
Speaker 1: really crying crocodile tears? Are you really upset that your
Speaker 1: family's gone? Are more importantly, are you upset because you've
Speaker 1: been caught? Writes this. No, but this is Harse on
Speaker 1: the air. She wasn't reading it. She was a commentator
Speaker 1: like a guest spurt. Yeah, you got a wires crossed? Okay, yeah. Next,
Speaker 1: here's a guy talking about Jimmy Carter, who you know,
Speaker 1: he was born I believe in nineteen twenty four, and
Speaker 1: you know he doesn't have he's he's in hospice now,
Speaker 1: a former president, and so he's lived a very good life.
Speaker 1: He's ninety eight years old rough, I think ninety eight.
Speaker 1: So the guy's talking about when he was born and
Speaker 1: what he's accomplished. See if there's anything you can pick
Speaker 1: up that's wrong. Okay, first time I'm hearing this, by
Speaker 1: the way, Yep, this guy essentially lived in three centuries.
Speaker 1: You know, that was nineteenth century, part of all the
Speaker 1: big movements, President of the twentieth century, and in the
Speaker 1: twenty first century through the Carter Center, he was he
Speaker 1: involved in cutting edge issues like global health, conflict resolution,
Speaker 1: demon Okay, well, first of all, yeah, first of all,
Speaker 1: he was not alive doing the nineteenth that's correct, because
Speaker 1: that's the eighteen hundreds, that's correct. So that would mean
Speaker 1: he's approaching two hundred years old, because so three he's
Speaker 1: it wasn't alive for three centuries, Well, he'd have to
Speaker 1: be one hundred, and he'd have to be at minimum
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty four years old. Correct, one hundred
Speaker 1: twenty four right, because to overlap to get right half
Speaker 1: I would have been to have been born in eighteen Okay.
Speaker 1: Even if this guy thought that the nineteen hundreds with
Speaker 1: the nineteenth century, he fucked up twice. Well, then then
Speaker 1: he was president in the twentieth century, and he's done
Speaker 1: some great things in the twenty first century, which hasn't
Speaker 1: Like this can't be both. You can either either be
Speaker 1: wrong one way or the other. But he has not
Speaker 1: been in three centuries. He's not no, No one is
Speaker 1: two one hundred twenty four years old. That's correct. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: do you have the ice clip, well, the balloon rescue,
Speaker 1: I got it. I got the ice clip here and
Speaker 1: that's it. Okay. So so this is talking about the balloon,
Speaker 1: one of the balloons that were shot down in Alaska.
Speaker 1: And listen to what it landed on. We know that
Speaker 1: that at least officials said that, Um, most of it
Speaker 1: appeared to land on you know, frozen water. So we're
Speaker 1: grieving it will be another undertaking. We have a very
Speaker 1: full flight today. Yeah, maybe somebody wants to tell her
Speaker 1: what frozen water. It's called ice frozen water. We know
Speaker 1: that that at least officials said that most of it
Speaker 1: appeared to land on you know, frozen water. So we're frieving.
Speaker 1: It will be another undertaking. No one corrected her either,
Speaker 1: All right, Well, sometimes people have brain farts. It's okay,
Speaker 1: I fart, you fart, We all fart. It happens. The
Speaker 1: only thing I can tell you is I looked up
Speaker 1: frozen water and it says the cryosphere is known as
Speaker 1: frozen water. We're referring to glaciers and okay, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know if she knew that, but I think
Speaker 1: we accidentally fell into that. A broken clock is right
Speaker 1: twice a day too. Yeah. The last one I have
Speaker 1: is Emerald. This is the way you need to pump
Speaker 1: the volume up. Now. Emeral Legassi is a up the volume.
Speaker 1: Was a famous chef. He's still famous, but he was
Speaker 1: a big deal in the nineties and two thousands and
Speaker 1: of course the nineteenth century. He was a guy that
Speaker 1: went bam right. Now now, like Bobby Flay is much
Speaker 1: more famous, like there's a new generation of chefs. Flavor
Speaker 1: Bamlo was one of the first famous chefs. But now
Speaker 1: because he's not like an iron chef, he's not like
Speaker 1: a big deal anymore. He does infomercials for like products
Speaker 1: he endorses. He gets money for. So and and Kimberly
Speaker 1: Locke who I think pronounced her named Kimberly Lae on
Speaker 1: an American idol l O c k A. She had
Speaker 1: one hit, I think a medium hit. She's his co host,
Speaker 1: So she's the oh and Au girl, right, that's her job.
Speaker 1: Now she stands in infomercials and goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: So listen to him talk about mundane fish and shrimp
Speaker 1: and how unbelievably amazed. She and the audience are over
Speaker 1: the ingredients he's using. We got a beautiful shrimp. Oh
Speaker 1: look today we're using beautiful and then we have our
Speaker 1: peppers and onions roast. For me, that's not general, that's
Speaker 1: a part of Yeah, shrimp, flounder and peppers and onions
Speaker 1: is a party. Um. This this irks me. This is
Speaker 1: what she said. This is what not winning American Idol
Speaker 1: does to you. Yeah, Kimberly Locke from American Idol. Um,
Speaker 1: I will go shrimp wooww, Oh my god, I'm rubbing myself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Flounder. Listen, I'm rubbing
Speaker 1: my flounder. Ye. Chilean sea bass is expensive and it's
Speaker 1: delicious and it's flaking. But flounder is what filet of
Speaker 1: fish is made of. Yeah, Kimberly could be rubbing her flounder. Um.
Speaker 1: Can you hear that? That? Can you hear that? That
Speaker 1: is my eyes rolling from the back of my head
Speaker 1: so far, so hard. Um, that is an atrocity I've seen.
Speaker 1: I've seen this infomercial series. That's a different episode. I
Speaker 1: think they finally switched this one with the f the
Speaker 1: cooking oven that that you can put a turkey in
Speaker 1: orchi Okay, you know I've seen it. Okay, then that's
Speaker 1: the one. Oh shit, they don't even change the those out. Um.
Speaker 1: I've seen about three or four of the different one
Speaker 1: of these, and they're all the Emerald ones, and they're
Speaker 1: all it's canned laughter, canned, canned applause. Um. The audience
Speaker 1: looks way too into it, right, way too into you
Speaker 1: know how they do that. I learned this because I
Speaker 1: went to a TV show called That Metal Show. It
Speaker 1: used to be a VH one and it was about
Speaker 1: eighties metal, right, And so a few of us went
Speaker 1: to a taping of it. And when you sit there
Speaker 1: before the show starts, they film the audience. So a
Speaker 1: guy comes out. He goes, I we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: make you guys a big part of the show. But
Speaker 1: we need a lot of energy. Can we here some energy?
Speaker 1: And everybody claps right right, So I need you guys
Speaker 1: to clap yea like something amazing just happened. That's right ready,
Speaker 1: and they and they go, okay, now we need you
Speaker 1: to clap like you thought about something, you realized it
Speaker 1: and you went, oh my god, and then you clapped.
Speaker 1: They're pretty much prompting you so they can drop it
Speaker 1: in later to make the actual piece and hand right right,
Speaker 1: So they give you like, Okay, you're gonna laugh, but
Speaker 1: then you're gonna start slowing down and then laugh louder
Speaker 1: because a second joke came. Can they tell you all
Speaker 1: the reactions to fake so when you they show so
Speaker 1: we watched it that night. The laughter they used was
Speaker 1: not in relation to what was going on on the
Speaker 1: set at that time. They make it look like we
Speaker 1: were laughing. That's right. They cut in. They cut in that,
Speaker 1: that that pre pre audience laughter, that pre tape laughter,
Speaker 1: so that they must sit the audience and the infomercials
Speaker 1: and go, okay, pretend you're amazed by peppers and onions.
Speaker 1: But this goes back to the whole idea of infomercials
Speaker 1: being over the top, where it's like create a problem
Speaker 1: and a solution. It's like, right, well, forget about that
Speaker 1: part of it. Well you're talking about them. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about when when has do this stuff happened to you?
Speaker 1: And the one driving a car and a spaceship comes
Speaker 1: and takes it away and yeah, we we have a
Speaker 1: new product called letto, the letto. It's five hundred pounds
Speaker 1: of lead in your trunk, right. Oh. The woman with
Speaker 1: the oven, the muffins in the oven, and she comes
Speaker 1: out of the oven all of a sudden happened to you,
Speaker 1: and she has her oven gloves on, and she drops
Speaker 1: the muffins all over the fucking floor. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: let me say this, Okay. The emerald thing is is
Speaker 1: just as annoying because of exactly that, the NonStop overreacting
Speaker 1: of the oh my god, it's like they've never seen
Speaker 1: food before, are they? Could you? Or when you finally
Speaker 1: see what the results are from the air fryer, cooker,
Speaker 1: whatever the hell he's fucking peddling, and it's like, ooh,
Speaker 1: it's perfect. And the whole audience is like like fucking
Speaker 1: jerking off, Like they're all like like high five in
Speaker 1: each other, like whoa, yeah, come on, man, that's not
Speaker 1: real life. But I guess they have to make it
Speaker 1: exciting because they want, you know, they want to sell
Speaker 1: some product, they want to get you. They're they're hoping
Speaker 1: that through their over excitement, you get mildly excited. Is
Speaker 1: so incredibly excited that it cooked a chicken in an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. Yeah, I gotta get a chicken
Speaker 1: a cook an hour and a half. I say, get
Speaker 1: a life. If that's if you really get excited, you
Speaker 1: get a boner off seeing that. No, look, it's one
Speaker 1: thing if you buy the If you buy the oven,
Speaker 1: that's fine. It could be a good oven. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if you watching, Oh my god, peppers are peppers and
Speaker 1: onions cooked peppers, and he put peppers with onions? Who
Speaker 1: does that? You gotta be kidding me? Yeah, now you
Speaker 1: know me, I'd be like, no vegetables exactly, I got
Speaker 1: no vegetable story. Vegetables and scary. We got time for
Speaker 1: like one more story we do, but before that, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start it now I wanted you to do. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course we do. Yeah. Um, we have talkbacks. That's
Speaker 1: gonna take that's gonna take up the whole semication. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have them. I just I don't think we want
Speaker 1: to go there right now, because if I know you're
Speaker 1: you're pressed for time. Where you aheaded? Dell Brodie, We've
Speaker 1: been so secret. What's going on? I'm meeting my wife
Speaker 1: at dinner at a at a restaurant. We've been trying
Speaker 1: to get a table at for weeks. I know tonight
Speaker 1: is a Wednesday night, but we have we got, we
Speaker 1: got dinner. Is it an Italian restaurant? No, No, it's
Speaker 1: a New American maybe nice? Okay, good, well, well, enjoy
Speaker 1: you dinner? Two things I'll eat so it's good. Um.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's weird that I'm a bona fide
Speaker 1: member of the Jonas Brothers fan club, like a real
Speaker 1: a real member, like a card carrying member of the
Speaker 1: Jonas Like, like I get first crack at their merch.
Speaker 1: I get notifications when their shows or I would say
Speaker 1: that's because you are an uncle. Probably an uncle. See,
Speaker 1: I like I like Jonas Brothers. I like each one
Speaker 1: of them individually. I like the group. I like them
Speaker 1: as people like them. When they see me, they go, broday,
Speaker 1: Well is it my daughters are there? Okay? Look even cool?
Speaker 1: You know the girls on the show. We're like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're a grown ass man. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: I remember the fan club, Like we had the Jonas
Speaker 1: Brothers on today and he'll just mentioned it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Joe Bros. They came on the show. Toll you man.
Speaker 1: I was like, is weird? That Scar is a grown
Speaker 1: asque man and he's and they were like, no, it's cool. Um,
Speaker 1: what about okay, let me flip this for a second.
Speaker 1: What if it was Taylor Swift? Swift? I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: what if it is it? Is it weird or awkward
Speaker 1: that I am a grown esque man in a tailor
Speaker 1: fifth Taylor Swift fan club. And if the answer is yes,
Speaker 1: what's the difference? Um, I don't think it's a problem.
Speaker 1: I think if you're a Taylor Swift fan twelve years ago,
Speaker 1: it may have been a little weird to be in
Speaker 1: the fan club, but now you want to get tickets
Speaker 1: because she's im possibly get tickets. Forget about my my
Speaker 1: funcal status, forget about me being my fun uncle. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a fun It's okay. So Jonah's brothers and
Speaker 1: Taylor are on the same age. I know that she
Speaker 1: dated one of them except one, but either would say
Speaker 1: the tailor. I would say the tailor probably now appeals
Speaker 1: to in addition to her regular audience, appeals to an
Speaker 1: older audience. So you think the music is much more deep,
Speaker 1: an adult and emotional and gut wrenching at times, you
Speaker 1: think I'm doing a commercial for her album all Right,
Speaker 1: And I think I know a lot of adults that
Speaker 1: love Taylor Swift for her maturity, Whereas I think a
Speaker 1: lot of the Jonas Brothers stuff is unbelievably fun and
Speaker 1: pop and danceable and catchy, and I don't think they
Speaker 1: delve as often into the serious drama of so life
Speaker 1: in relationship. Forty something year old guy as a member
Speaker 1: of both fan clubs, is either one of them bizarre,
Speaker 1: is a little twisted, or that's a little sure bizarre
Speaker 1: for me. I think it's bizarre for you. I think
Speaker 1: it's sus for you, sus for me, because you'd never
Speaker 1: wear a Joe bro t shirt or Taylor Swift t shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're saying it's normal for you. You You don't
Speaker 1: think that you're you're you're abnormal for being part of
Speaker 1: either one of those fan clubs. Just saying I think
Speaker 1: it's more normal for me to be a Swift fan
Speaker 1: club member because she does appeal to adult contemporary audiences,
Speaker 1: meaning an older audience, as opposed to the pop sound
Speaker 1: of the Jonas Brothers. But what makes you what gives
Speaker 1: you the right to be a card carrying member? But
Speaker 1: me not so much? Well, I could pass it off
Speaker 1: by my three daughters and say that I'm a member
Speaker 1: to get them stuff. You cannot do that, okay, because
Speaker 1: you already have the lecherous uh oh do I script
Speaker 1: her off on the air? You do? Oh? Please? Do?
Speaker 1: Uh do? Tell it? Yes, you used to date younger girls.
Speaker 1: That's that's the rumor of you on the show. Oh
Speaker 1: that's always the joke. That was twenty seven years ago, right,
Speaker 1: but it's still the joke. It's still that's okay. Are
Speaker 1: you alder than Robbin? Yeah? All right, you like younger women? Done?
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, listen, my wife's younger than me. It's
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. I know, you're just I think it's
Speaker 1: weird because you don't have any kids and you haven't
Speaker 1: been a Jonas Brothers fan for twenty years. Yeah. I like.
Speaker 1: For instance, I met the Jonas Brothers for the first
Speaker 1: time in two thousand and six. They came up to
Speaker 1: ZE one hundred because you're because of your daughters in
Speaker 1: Jersey City, and at that time they had one hit
Speaker 1: the year three thousand and uh it was only on
Speaker 1: the Disney Channel, and they came up and they were
Speaker 1: standing outside our office, my office in the in the
Speaker 1: radio station, and I will nobody knew who they were.
Speaker 1: They were just standing there and I went up to him, go, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: Jones brothers, you know who we are. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to hit your three thousand. I'd love that song.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, can we get a picture
Speaker 1: with you? You're David Brodie. They knew who I was, Like,
Speaker 1: I gotta they would listen up listening. Yes, they knew
Speaker 1: who I was and were amazed I knew who they were.
Speaker 1: So I've known them now for I don't know, uh,
Speaker 1: sixteen seventeen years mostly. Yep. So to me, like if
Speaker 1: I had become a fan club member of their's fifty
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, whatever, sixteen years ago, yep, that makes
Speaker 1: sense because I was a fan at the beginning. But
Speaker 1: how long have you been a fan club member? Scary?
Speaker 1: Not long? Only a couple of years now. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: seems a little strange to me. Okay, all right, so
Speaker 1: I made you sign up that tell me, defend yourself.
Speaker 1: I made you sign myself. I don't feel I feel
Speaker 1: like I am more connected to pop culture when they
Speaker 1: came back. When they came back about three four or
Speaker 1: four years ago whenever they when they made their little
Speaker 1: come back there, that's when I jumped on. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, these guys are all grown up now,
Speaker 1: they're mature. They sound good. I like their music, you
Speaker 1: know stuff. So I felt like I wanted to get
Speaker 1: them merch early. I wanted to be informed. No, I
Speaker 1: don't wear or own a Joe Bro's T shirt or
Speaker 1: anyway not because then I feel people would judge me,
Speaker 1: because I don't need people who don't know me judging me. Okay,
Speaker 1: so access to the merchandise early is cool, but you
Speaker 1: don't actually buy the merchandise. Well, if I bought it,
Speaker 1: I can only wear it around people who really know
Speaker 1: me that I'm not some random sketchule. But you couldn't
Speaker 1: like walk by the schoolyard wearing a Joe broch Oh dude,
Speaker 1: That's where I'm going with this, all right, I rest
Speaker 1: my case. I'm just gonna keep it. I should have
Speaker 1: not even admitted to anybody, but okay, yes, I'm a
Speaker 1: Joe bro fan, so they're nothing wrong with that. All right.
Speaker 1: Before we get out here, I want to tell what
Speaker 1: happened to me me in the UPS store just yesterday. I
Speaker 1: love it. It's always the fed X, the ups. Hold on.
Speaker 1: It didn't happen to me. It didn't happen to me,
Speaker 1: but it happened in front of me. You tell me
Speaker 1: how you'd react if you could keep your mouth shut,
Speaker 1: because at some point I went Jesus, okay, I was
Speaker 1: second online. I was third online, and the woman who
Speaker 1: was first in line had her stuff done, and the
Speaker 1: woman as an older woman in front of me, h
Speaker 1: sixties seventies, not a hundred. She goes up to the
Speaker 1: counter and she says to the there's a guy on
Speaker 1: the register and a second guy working in the stock room.
Speaker 1: He's like bringing stuff to the back. And she says,
Speaker 1: do you guys sell corrugated boxes? And he says, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: because they used to be over there by like the
Speaker 1: packing supplies. And he says no, no, they were never
Speaker 1: over there, but we have them. Oh no, they were
Speaker 1: there like six months ago. He says, I'm working here
Speaker 1: seven years. They've never never been over there. But anyway,
Speaker 1: how can I help you? I need to buy a box,
Speaker 1: is okay? The guy says, how big is the box
Speaker 1: you want? Like three by three? He says, well, that's
Speaker 1: a that's a very big box A yard by a
Speaker 1: yard is a very big box. Yea. How hide he
Speaker 1: need the box? I don't know. So the guy says, um,
Speaker 1: what are you shipping? Oh? I'm not shipping anything. I
Speaker 1: just need to put stuff in it. The guy says, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: that's great, but what are you putting in the box.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a heavy ass fucking box if you're
Speaker 1: gonna fill it up, which the problem The point is
Speaker 1: she's not answering him. So he says, what are you
Speaker 1: putting in the box. She says, Oh, I'm organizing a
Speaker 1: tricky tray at my church, so I'm putting tricky tray
Speaker 1: stuff in it. He says, oh okay, but what are
Speaker 1: you putting in the box? What does that mean? You're
Speaker 1: doing a tricky tray, you know, stuff for a raffle.
Speaker 1: The guy is like ready to pull his hair out.
Speaker 1: She's talking in phrases and non sequiturs, like and them
Speaker 1: to the woman behind me, who's exasperated by this conversation.
Speaker 1: I go Jesus really loud, like she should hear it,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't, and she says, He goes, look how
Speaker 1: much stuff are we talking about? She says, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know how many donations I'm gonna get. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he says, it's almost like simply someone was playing a
Speaker 1: phone tap on her. In person says, she's paying a joke.
Speaker 1: How much stuff are you selling? Oh no, it's to win.
Speaker 1: We're giving it away. Oh god, are you? Wow? Are
Speaker 1: you we're gonna rest? What does that have to do
Speaker 1: with the box? Okay, he says, ma'am, I don't care
Speaker 1: what you're doing with the stuff in the box. Now.
Speaker 1: She's just looking for company. She just watched conversations. She's
Speaker 1: big of a box. Do you want tell me the
Speaker 1: size of the box? She holds up her hands and
Speaker 1: she goes, I don't know, maybe this big. So she
Speaker 1: was like two by two right. The guy says, well,
Speaker 1: how high? I don't know. So the guy goes in
Speaker 1: the back and he comes out with a two by
Speaker 1: two moving box and she says, oh, how much is that?
Speaker 1: And he says twenty two dollars. Oh that's too much
Speaker 1: money to give away free stuff. We're not selling it,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And so the guy says, well, we
Speaker 1: have less expensive because we'll give me one that's like
Speaker 1: half is tall. Would that be ten? He says, no,
Speaker 1: half as tall as like fourteen. Well that's not half.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he says, Well, we discount as you
Speaker 1: get larger in size. She says. He says, look on
Speaker 1: the wall right there is like they put boxes all
Speaker 1: over the wall with the sizes on them. Goes look
Speaker 1: at the boxes on the wall and pick out you
Speaker 1: could see how big they are and see which one
Speaker 1: looks about the size you want. I got to say
Speaker 1: that this guy's a saint, like I would have lost
Speaker 1: my shit. So so I do this. Let's go, it's
Speaker 1: already right, and she does the guy. So the other guy,
Speaker 1: the stockroom guy, looks at me and he's laughing. He's
Speaker 1: biting his tongue because he sees him fucking I want
Speaker 1: to and I'm holding a large box to ship a
Speaker 1: heavy box. So I finally put the box down because
Speaker 1: this woman's never gonna She says twenty two dollars and
Speaker 1: then four to just you know, I used to be
Speaker 1: able to go to Target and get the bins, but
Speaker 1: now the bins is seventeen dollars. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: never mind, never mind, I know it. She walked out.
Speaker 1: So she's walking out, I said, you know what, lady,
Speaker 1: I was in a hurry. More importantly, the bins that
Speaker 1: target you can get him for six dollars go there. Now,
Speaker 1: good luck to you, ma'am. Oh, it's a lot of effort.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to do a good thing with a
Speaker 1: chicky tragon. She walks out, what fuck you? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: Fuck you esther? Yes, whatever your name is, fuck you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. And it wasn't like she was so old.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, she's so old. She
Speaker 1: was like sixty five. The problem is, you know the type,
Speaker 1: you know, you knew it was. You knew from the beginning.
Speaker 1: I know from the jump from the get that it
Speaker 1: was going to end up with her walking out the
Speaker 1: guy with out a box. Combination of words? Can I
Speaker 1: use to get an answer out of this woman? You
Speaker 1: know it's for a tricky tray. Oh my god. Yeah, somebody.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Whatever church she goes to, the
Speaker 1: other people thought it would be a good idea to
Speaker 1: put her in charge. Yeah, well go get the box.
Speaker 1: All you can do is pray. All you can do
Speaker 1: boxes pray for her, Pray for her. We gotta get
Speaker 1: out of I gotta go to dinner, all right, you
Speaker 1: go to dinner. I was ready. What happens in my life?
Speaker 1: I was ready to go for another hour, But Brody's
Speaker 1: gonna fucking real boys, boys,