1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:07,284 Speaker 1: Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership 2 00:00:07,284 --> 00:00:22,644 Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio. Ten Takes ten minutes. Symmetrical, simple, air tight, aerodynamic. 3 00:00:22,764 --> 00:00:25,124 Speaker 1: That's how we like to do our show. You listen 4 00:00:25,164 --> 00:00:27,484 Speaker 1: to it very quickly, just walking around the block, walking 5 00:00:27,484 --> 00:00:29,364 Speaker 1: the dog. As I've said many times before, we're big 6 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:31,684 Speaker 1: on toilets. We don't apologize for it. Friend of mine 7 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:33,324 Speaker 1: listens to the potty says, I like that. It's like 8 00:00:33,364 --> 00:00:36,244 Speaker 1: a newsletter. Like remember we used to get newsletters. Here 9 00:00:36,284 --> 00:00:39,004 Speaker 1: we are your weekly newsletter and the NFL. I don't 10 00:00:39,044 --> 00:00:42,284 Speaker 1: like too much fat at the top. Start the clock. 11 00:00:45,204 --> 00:00:47,604 Speaker 1: Take number one. The Bears are the same team I 12 00:00:47,604 --> 00:00:50,484 Speaker 1: watched last year and the year before, coming off the 13 00:00:50,524 --> 00:00:53,364 Speaker 1: Sunday night football game. Houston gets their props. They were 14 00:00:53,404 --> 00:00:55,324 Speaker 1: really good. Their defense is great, and Stroud is just 15 00:00:55,364 --> 00:00:58,044 Speaker 1: so smooth and so cool. Caleb Wims is not going 16 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:00,804 Speaker 1: to be Stroud anytime soon. If that's the comp it's 17 00:01:00,844 --> 00:01:03,004 Speaker 1: the same thing I saw last year. How did Caleb 18 00:01:03,044 --> 00:01:06,084 Speaker 1: Williams look? He looked It's like justin fields, it was 19 00:01:06,164 --> 00:01:09,004 Speaker 1: like he was imitating them. He drops back because a 20 00:01:09,044 --> 00:01:12,124 Speaker 1: lot of check downs gets constantly rushed and harassed he's 21 00:01:12,124 --> 00:01:14,084 Speaker 1: a really good athlete. So he'll break a tackle, he'll 22 00:01:14,084 --> 00:01:16,764 Speaker 1: break two tackles, he'll break three sack attempts on one play, 23 00:01:16,804 --> 00:01:18,484 Speaker 1: but then the fourth one gets them. And if it doesn't, 24 00:01:18,604 --> 00:01:21,964 Speaker 1: he throws an interception. It's a really bad offensive line. 25 00:01:21,964 --> 00:01:24,124 Speaker 1: It's a good defense for them making plays and trying 26 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:26,444 Speaker 1: to keep them in it, but the line can't help them. 27 00:01:26,484 --> 00:01:28,844 Speaker 1: The running game did nothing. If he's throwing, and it's 28 00:01:28,884 --> 00:01:31,804 Speaker 1: usually a checkdown when he goes deep, ever either overthrows 29 00:01:31,844 --> 00:01:34,084 Speaker 1: the guy or gets intercepted. I know it's only a 30 00:01:34,124 --> 00:01:37,084 Speaker 1: second game and we're not casting any permanent judgment, but 31 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,764 Speaker 1: how does Caleb Williams look? He looks exactly like Justin 32 00:01:39,804 --> 00:01:41,604 Speaker 1: Fields used to look when he was on the Bears, 33 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,684 Speaker 1: not winning, now on the Steelers, used to look on 34 00:01:43,684 --> 00:01:45,604 Speaker 1: the Bears and Bears fans you know what I'm talking about. 35 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:48,404 Speaker 2: It's not that it's bad, it's just not different. It's 36 00:01:48,444 --> 00:01:50,644 Speaker 2: bad and not different. Take number two. 37 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,484 Speaker 1: Jets are going to be fine. I told you that 38 00:01:53,604 --> 00:01:55,324 Speaker 1: last week. I'm going to tell you that this week. 39 00:01:55,364 --> 00:01:58,164 Speaker 1: After a win, the Jets are going to be fine. 40 00:01:58,644 --> 00:02:01,524 Speaker 1: Jets fans are addicted to suffering, and I know that 41 00:02:01,564 --> 00:02:03,804 Speaker 1: you're trying to bend over backwards and twist and find 42 00:02:03,804 --> 00:02:06,244 Speaker 1: a way to Yesterday's win against the Titans was bad 43 00:02:06,644 --> 00:02:09,044 Speaker 1: because I guess you didn't beat him by enough, or 44 00:02:09,044 --> 00:02:11,804 Speaker 1: you didn't look more impressive than you did. You won, 45 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:15,284 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers played a whole game. You won the game 46 00:02:15,364 --> 00:02:18,284 Speaker 1: you guys never win, and won. You won on the road. 47 00:02:18,284 --> 00:02:20,124 Speaker 1: And here's how I know it's okay. If I were 48 00:02:20,164 --> 00:02:21,724 Speaker 1: to go to you a month ago in the heart 49 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,404 Speaker 1: of training camp and say, all right, after two weeks, 50 00:02:24,404 --> 00:02:26,084 Speaker 1: here's the deal on the table, and I slide it 51 00:02:26,124 --> 00:02:29,404 Speaker 1: across the desk. Rogers after two weeks is throwing three 52 00:02:29,444 --> 00:02:32,764 Speaker 1: touchdowns with one interception. He's completing sixty percent of his passes. 53 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:34,884 Speaker 1: You guys did lose on the road to San Francisco, 54 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:37,164 Speaker 1: but then week two you turned around and you won 55 00:02:37,284 --> 00:02:39,564 Speaker 1: at Tennessee. And now you'll have your home opener against 56 00:02:39,564 --> 00:02:44,524 Speaker 1: the Patriots. It sound good to you, you'd say, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 57 00:02:44,924 --> 00:02:46,004 Speaker 1: it's gonna be fine. 58 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,884 Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I'll get some more on you. 59 00:02:47,924 --> 00:02:51,284 Speaker 2: In a second. Take number three, the Saints have the 60 00:02:51,324 --> 00:02:53,004 Speaker 2: best offense in the league. What is this? 61 00:02:53,324 --> 00:02:55,604 Speaker 1: What is going on in these Saints games because we 62 00:02:55,644 --> 00:02:58,404 Speaker 1: all kissed it off week one, because all right, they 63 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,364 Speaker 1: played the Panthers. We're gonna say that every week. I'm 64 00:03:00,364 --> 00:03:02,524 Speaker 1: not talking about the Charges this week because they played 65 00:03:02,524 --> 00:03:05,524 Speaker 1: the Panthers. But then they went into Dallas and just 66 00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:08,324 Speaker 1: they put up forty something points. It was like Derek 67 00:03:08,324 --> 00:03:10,524 Speaker 1: Carr's only drives where he doesn't throw a touchdown pass 68 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,804 Speaker 1: with the ones when they end up kicking. 69 00:03:11,644 --> 00:03:12,204 Speaker 2: A field goal. 70 00:03:12,404 --> 00:03:15,764 Speaker 1: It's really cool and really weird, and yet I still 71 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:18,724 Speaker 1: don't trust it. There's such a built in prejudice against 72 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:21,404 Speaker 1: sustained greatness from Derek Carr. I just all of us 73 00:03:21,484 --> 00:03:25,284 Speaker 1: are like, yeah, still just Derek Carr. We've wanted him 74 00:03:25,324 --> 00:03:29,244 Speaker 1: to be something for like a decade. He's never quite something. 75 00:03:29,724 --> 00:03:31,764 Speaker 1: But listen, I say, I'm gonna get to it in 76 00:03:31,804 --> 00:03:34,004 Speaker 1: a second. Week one is a liar. Week two is legit. 77 00:03:34,204 --> 00:03:36,084 Speaker 1: Week two the needles are not bouncing, and he looked 78 00:03:36,124 --> 00:03:38,564 Speaker 1: fantastic and loose, and I have to credit him. 79 00:03:38,604 --> 00:03:40,804 Speaker 2: I can't be a hypocrite. It's still Derek Carr, though. 80 00:03:41,044 --> 00:03:43,844 Speaker 1: Week number four or take number four, Week number two. 81 00:03:44,284 --> 00:03:46,164 Speaker 1: I've said this last week, all right, when I come 82 00:03:46,164 --> 00:03:47,684 Speaker 1: on the show and I say, week one is a liar. 83 00:03:47,764 --> 00:03:50,084 Speaker 1: Don't worry too much about the results. I really do 84 00:03:50,124 --> 00:03:53,884 Speaker 1: feel that way. Case in point, the Browns win on 85 00:03:53,924 --> 00:03:57,124 Speaker 1: the road, the Jets went on the road, the Raiders 86 00:03:57,164 --> 00:03:59,444 Speaker 1: went on the road, and an incredible win for that 87 00:03:59,524 --> 00:04:02,244 Speaker 1: team and that coach and those players. The problem is, though, 88 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:04,564 Speaker 1: is this, and I'm getting around to this, one is 89 00:04:04,564 --> 00:04:08,244 Speaker 1: a liar. Week two tells the truth. If your team 90 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:11,764 Speaker 1: was terrible yesterday on Week two, especially if they go 91 00:04:11,764 --> 00:04:14,044 Speaker 1: to zero and two, that is not good. I'm looking 92 00:04:14,124 --> 00:04:21,164 Speaker 1: at you, Jaguars, Colts, Rams, Cowboys. Just really really bad 93 00:04:21,204 --> 00:04:23,364 Speaker 1: games by those teams. I don't expect a lot from them. 94 00:04:23,484 --> 00:04:25,564 Speaker 1: The Ravens row and two for the first time since 95 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:27,244 Speaker 1: twenty fifteen. And I did the thing a Good Morning 96 00:04:27,284 --> 00:04:29,684 Speaker 1: Football this morning. I say, hey, guess what the number 97 00:04:29,684 --> 00:04:32,084 Speaker 1: one movie was in the box office, And I brought 98 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:34,484 Speaker 1: up the movie The Intern, which is a movie with 99 00:04:34,604 --> 00:04:37,884 Speaker 1: Robert de Niro and Ann Hathaway that looks totally insufferable 100 00:04:37,884 --> 00:04:39,764 Speaker 1: to me. And I'm a guy who's pretty accepting of 101 00:04:39,804 --> 00:04:42,044 Speaker 1: bad movies. And I went on the air and said, oh, 102 00:04:42,044 --> 00:04:45,644 Speaker 1: that movie's totally pointless. You will not believe The Intern 103 00:04:45,804 --> 00:04:48,884 Speaker 1: read it and the Intern Twitter Drew Swords to tell 104 00:04:48,924 --> 00:04:51,484 Speaker 1: me how charming that movie is. Our own producer here 105 00:04:51,564 --> 00:04:53,604 Speaker 1: wants to do the entire oral history of the Intern. 106 00:04:53,844 --> 00:04:56,524 Speaker 1: Everyone's fighting back at me the Intern it's good, it's charming. 107 00:04:56,604 --> 00:04:59,364 Speaker 1: I'm like, it looks completely obnoxious. And d Niro's collecting 108 00:04:59,364 --> 00:05:01,164 Speaker 1: a check like he's done for the last thirty years. 109 00:05:01,204 --> 00:05:02,564 Speaker 1: But you're listening to this right now, I'd be like, 110 00:05:02,564 --> 00:05:05,764 Speaker 1: shut up, Bran, I like the Intern. Take number five. 111 00:05:06,364 --> 00:05:10,124 Speaker 1: Every fan base is self loathing. Every single one I 112 00:05:10,164 --> 00:05:12,364 Speaker 1: mentioned the Jets are having a conversation about the Jets 113 00:05:12,364 --> 00:05:14,164 Speaker 1: before the show starts. I have a Jets fan in 114 00:05:14,204 --> 00:05:16,764 Speaker 1: the room with me right now who's like crestfallen and 115 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:20,404 Speaker 1: depressed after a win, and I what is wrong with 116 00:05:20,484 --> 00:05:24,084 Speaker 1: you people? And he says, listen, man, I'm texting with 117 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,844 Speaker 1: my friends the whole game about the team, where we 118 00:05:26,924 --> 00:05:28,124 Speaker 1: suck at this and we suck at that. 119 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:28,764 Speaker 2: I go listen. 120 00:05:28,884 --> 00:05:31,444 Speaker 1: That's not a Jets fan thing. That's just a football 121 00:05:31,524 --> 00:05:34,724 Speaker 1: fan thing. Jets fans do not have some sort of 122 00:05:34,764 --> 00:05:37,684 Speaker 1: ownership of misery. I'm come from Chicago. You want to 123 00:05:37,684 --> 00:05:39,564 Speaker 1: see how Bears fans are texting today? 124 00:05:39,724 --> 00:05:41,644 Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter. Every fan base is. 125 00:05:41,844 --> 00:05:44,684 Speaker 1: I guarantee there's a bunch of text threads amongst Chiefs 126 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:46,924 Speaker 1: fans right now who are like, we don't have it 127 00:05:46,964 --> 00:05:48,884 Speaker 1: this year. We had to work too hard to beat 128 00:05:48,884 --> 00:05:51,804 Speaker 1: the Bengals. Now Pacheco's hurt. That's what I'm saying. It's 129 00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:54,484 Speaker 1: not just the bad teams. The good teams are addicted 130 00:05:54,524 --> 00:05:54,804 Speaker 1: to it. 131 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:55,444 Speaker 2: The Saints. 132 00:05:55,444 --> 00:05:58,044 Speaker 1: I just talked about two of the coolest weeks of 133 00:05:58,044 --> 00:06:00,604 Speaker 1: the Saints football I've seen in years, and I bet 134 00:06:00,604 --> 00:06:03,724 Speaker 1: Saints fans this morning are texting like, Eah, this won't last. 135 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,484 Speaker 1: Enjoy it now because it's gonna be over. Don't ever 136 00:06:07,604 --> 00:06:12,484 Speaker 1: underestimate an NFL fans magnetic attraction to misery. No matter what, 137 00:06:12,724 --> 00:06:15,524 Speaker 1: they can always find the negative. And no one has 138 00:06:15,564 --> 00:06:18,004 Speaker 1: a doctorate in finding the negative more than Jets fans, 139 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,164 Speaker 1: who are actually kind of mad that they won yesterday. 140 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:23,964 Speaker 1: I don't know how to describe it. It's almost like 141 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:26,204 Speaker 1: you would rather lose, and then you're just you have 142 00:06:26,244 --> 00:06:28,484 Speaker 1: the familiarity, but they're like, you don't. 143 00:06:28,324 --> 00:06:30,284 Speaker 2: Understand what it's like to be a Jets fan. Yes, 144 00:06:30,364 --> 00:06:30,884 Speaker 2: I do. 145 00:06:31,164 --> 00:06:33,364 Speaker 1: Every you know how many fan bases have to go 146 00:06:33,444 --> 00:06:36,444 Speaker 1: through this suck for years and lose for years. 147 00:06:36,244 --> 00:06:37,124 Speaker 2: A lot of them. 148 00:06:37,204 --> 00:06:41,324 Speaker 1: It's not just you take number six Bengals Chiefs was 149 00:06:41,364 --> 00:06:43,324 Speaker 1: a really fun game to watch. And I know this 150 00:06:43,364 --> 00:06:45,244 Speaker 1: is so cliche, it did feel like I was watching 151 00:06:45,244 --> 00:06:49,884 Speaker 1: a playoff game in January. Really intense, really chippy, personal fouls, 152 00:06:50,004 --> 00:06:53,924 Speaker 1: lead changes, defensive scores. The only take I want to 153 00:06:53,924 --> 00:06:56,364 Speaker 1: accept on that is, is anybody out there actually saying 154 00:06:56,364 --> 00:06:58,004 Speaker 1: that was a bad call in pass interference. 155 00:06:58,204 --> 00:06:59,124 Speaker 2: It was not a bad call. 156 00:06:59,164 --> 00:07:00,924 Speaker 1: It was a rookie defensive back who hit the guy 157 00:07:00,924 --> 00:07:02,884 Speaker 1: in the back right before he could catch it. But 158 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:05,844 Speaker 1: I will say another take on that, when you're the official, 159 00:07:05,924 --> 00:07:09,164 Speaker 1: don't give us that huge, pregnant pause before you throw it, 160 00:07:09,244 --> 00:07:12,644 Speaker 1: because then on the call they're saying no flags, no flags. Oh, 161 00:07:13,204 --> 00:07:16,684 Speaker 1: now a flag comes in. And it seems as if 162 00:07:16,724 --> 00:07:19,044 Speaker 1: when you wait that long to flag a call that 163 00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:21,324 Speaker 1: was that obvious, that you were thinking about it, and 164 00:07:21,364 --> 00:07:24,164 Speaker 1: maybe you were weighing some factors outside of football, like 165 00:07:24,324 --> 00:07:27,484 Speaker 1: I don't know what stadium you're in, who threw the pass, 166 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:30,604 Speaker 1: what pop star is watching, I don't even know. But 167 00:07:30,724 --> 00:07:32,444 Speaker 1: you have to be not only right, you got to 168 00:07:32,484 --> 00:07:34,724 Speaker 1: be quick in that big a moment, because it's not 169 00:07:34,844 --> 00:07:37,044 Speaker 1: the call that pissed everyone off. It's that it appeared 170 00:07:37,044 --> 00:07:39,404 Speaker 1: that they weren't gonna make the call, and then maybe 171 00:07:39,404 --> 00:07:42,004 Speaker 1: seem to look around and consider some secondary things, and 172 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,364 Speaker 1: then they did make the call. Got to make it quickly. 173 00:07:45,084 --> 00:07:48,604 Speaker 1: Take number seven. Kyler Murray, my man. I never thought 174 00:07:48,604 --> 00:07:50,844 Speaker 1: I would say that sentence. He's no longer yours to 175 00:07:50,924 --> 00:07:53,204 Speaker 1: kick around funny people on the internet. You can still 176 00:07:53,204 --> 00:07:54,964 Speaker 1: make jokes about how he's short if you want. You 177 00:07:54,964 --> 00:07:56,804 Speaker 1: can still make jokes about you. But the's addicted to 178 00:07:56,884 --> 00:08:00,444 Speaker 1: video games if you want. He was fantastic yesterday against 179 00:08:00,444 --> 00:08:02,844 Speaker 1: the Rams. And Kyler Murray highlights are so fun to 180 00:08:02,884 --> 00:08:05,444 Speaker 1: watch because they're just so different for everybody else's. He 181 00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:08,524 Speaker 1: looks different, he runs different, he throws different. He's just 182 00:08:08,524 --> 00:08:11,204 Speaker 1: so small and so quick. It's genuinely unique from any 183 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:13,324 Speaker 1: other quarterback highlights. And I'm going to throw down the 184 00:08:13,364 --> 00:08:15,884 Speaker 1: gauntlet here on ten takes. It's come to my attention 185 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,284 Speaker 1: that on October twenty fifth of this year, there is 186 00:08:18,324 --> 00:08:20,204 Speaker 1: a new Call of Duty game coming out. It's Call 187 00:08:20,244 --> 00:08:22,724 Speaker 1: of Duty Black Ops six. I've done the work, I've 188 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:25,564 Speaker 1: looked in the schedule. Two days after that game is released, 189 00:08:25,604 --> 00:08:28,764 Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals play at the Miami Dolphins, which you 190 00:08:28,804 --> 00:08:30,724 Speaker 1: know two s side is a very talented team and 191 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:33,244 Speaker 1: a very difficult stadium to play in. I am promising 192 00:08:33,284 --> 00:08:35,204 Speaker 1: you that two days after that Call of Duty game 193 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:37,164 Speaker 1: comes out, Kyler Murray is going to be brilliant. I'm 194 00:08:37,204 --> 00:08:40,724 Speaker 1: talking about four touchdowns total, one running, three passing. We 195 00:08:40,764 --> 00:08:42,844 Speaker 1: can play back the clip them. I think he has 196 00:08:42,924 --> 00:08:44,644 Speaker 1: passed all that. I think the Cardinals are going to 197 00:08:44,684 --> 00:08:46,884 Speaker 1: go to the playoffs as a wild card. I predicted 198 00:08:46,924 --> 00:08:49,564 Speaker 1: before the season. They almost one week one in Buffalo, 199 00:08:49,564 --> 00:08:52,564 Speaker 1: they couldn't finish, and they just absolutely destroyed Sean mcvay's 200 00:08:52,564 --> 00:08:53,324 Speaker 1: team yesterday. 201 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,404 Speaker 2: Kyler no longer a punch line, at least not for me. 202 00:08:57,284 --> 00:08:58,004 Speaker 2: Take number eight. 203 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,164 Speaker 1: I am so pissed off at myself from not picking 204 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,524 Speaker 1: Tampa Bay to win the NFC South. I got washed 205 00:09:02,604 --> 00:09:04,884 Speaker 1: up in this allure of the Atlanta Falcon and I'm like, well, 206 00:09:04,884 --> 00:09:07,284 Speaker 1: Cousins is a good quarterback, and they got Bejean, they 207 00:09:07,324 --> 00:09:08,604 Speaker 1: got blah blah blah blah blah. 208 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:10,564 Speaker 2: The Bucks look so tough and so good. 209 00:09:10,604 --> 00:09:13,444 Speaker 1: I mentioned this about Kansas City and Cincinnati, but Detroit 210 00:09:13,484 --> 00:09:15,524 Speaker 1: Tampa felt like it's a playoff game too. It's just 211 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:18,484 Speaker 1: it just meant more. If you watch the game, even 212 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,244 Speaker 1: on red Zone, you could pick it up. Every time 213 00:09:20,284 --> 00:09:21,724 Speaker 1: you would go to that game. It felt like the 214 00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:25,284 Speaker 1: volume was higher. There was bad coaching decisions that felt playoff, 215 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:29,244 Speaker 1: like from Dan Campbell. The Aiden Hutchinson has this seminal game, 216 00:09:29,284 --> 00:09:31,044 Speaker 1: probably the biggest game he'll ever have in his career 217 00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:33,844 Speaker 1: if he plays another fifteen years and Detroit still loses. 218 00:09:33,884 --> 00:09:35,204 Speaker 2: And that's how tough Tampa is. 219 00:09:35,364 --> 00:09:37,844 Speaker 1: That's why I'm so mad that I picked Atlanta, who 220 00:09:37,884 --> 00:09:39,604 Speaker 1: I'm sure has Kirk Cousins that I had a MONDAYNT 221 00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:40,844 Speaker 1: football and that never goes wrong. 222 00:09:40,924 --> 00:09:41,764 Speaker 2: Take number nine. 223 00:09:42,404 --> 00:09:47,404 Speaker 1: Youth flag football coaching is the most draining coaching there is. 224 00:09:47,604 --> 00:09:49,844 Speaker 1: As a dad who's not a professional, I've done it 225 00:09:49,884 --> 00:09:52,724 Speaker 1: almost all. Baseball is not too hard because you kind 226 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,524 Speaker 1: of just set the lineup and the games a little slower. 227 00:09:54,564 --> 00:09:59,124 Speaker 1: I've never coached soccer. Basketball is extremely difficult because it's 228 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:00,724 Speaker 1: sixty minutes of straight screaming. 229 00:10:00,804 --> 00:10:01,884 Speaker 2: It's NonStop action. 230 00:10:02,244 --> 00:10:04,044 Speaker 1: It's go there, go there, pass it here, a pass 231 00:10:04,044 --> 00:10:06,884 Speaker 1: it here, pass it here. Even during breaks on free throws, 232 00:10:06,884 --> 00:10:09,444 Speaker 1: you're talking to your team NonStop. There's no chilling at 233 00:10:09,324 --> 00:10:12,484 Speaker 1: all but the flag football. Getting these kids to line 234 00:10:12,564 --> 00:10:14,524 Speaker 1: up and do the same thing and carry out the fake. 235 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:15,884 Speaker 2: It's so draining. 236 00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:18,004 Speaker 1: After I coach a flag football game, I feel like 237 00:10:18,004 --> 00:10:19,844 Speaker 1: I ran an iron man. I will never do that, 238 00:10:20,044 --> 00:10:23,204 Speaker 1: but I coach flag football every single week. Take number ten. 239 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:26,404 Speaker 1: I guess everybody kissed the bears butts at the Emmy's 240 00:10:26,524 --> 00:10:29,604 Speaker 1: last night. And it's categorized as a comedy. The Bear, 241 00:10:29,684 --> 00:10:31,644 Speaker 1: the show about the chef, Yes chef, no chef is 242 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:34,764 Speaker 1: a comedy. Why was that allowed to happen. It's so stupid. 243 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,244 Speaker 1: That is the farthest thing from comedy. Sometimes it's funny, 244 00:10:37,364 --> 00:10:42,044 Speaker 1: but it's like a pure drama. 245 00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:43,684 Speaker 2: I have more to say, but I'm out of time. 246 00:10:44,284 --> 00:10:47,284 Speaker 2: It's not called eleven takes in eleven minutes, it's ten takes. 247 00:10:47,324 --> 00:10:49,444 Speaker 2: I've given you ten. I do it in ten minutes. 248 00:10:49,564 --> 00:10:50,444 Speaker 2: I want to talk. 249 00:10:50,204 --> 00:10:52,004 Speaker 1: More about the Bear, and I want to talk more 250 00:10:52,004 --> 00:10:54,484 Speaker 1: about Jets fans. I'd rather much talk about the Bear 251 00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:57,044 Speaker 1: than the Bears, and it's a much better topic. The 252 00:10:57,084 --> 00:10:59,524 Speaker 1: Bear's sort of our comedy. See, I'm breaking my own rule. 253 00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:02,044 Speaker 1: I gotta go, guys, I hope you're on the toilet. 254 00:11:02,084 --> 00:11:03,004 Speaker 2: You finished. It was a good one. 255 00:11:03,044 --> 00:11:04,964 Speaker 1: If you finish your cigarette, everybody enjoy it. We will 256 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,884 Speaker 1: see you next week. Ten Takes ten minutes. There's your newsletter. 257 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:18,204 Speaker 1: Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership 258 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:23,364 Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio. For more iHeartRadio pods, go to the iHeartRadio app, 259 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:26,004 Speaker 1: go to Apple, go anywhere you like. 260 00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:26,724 Speaker 2: It'll be there.