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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. What dirty little here it is?

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Speaker 1: I'd like to break eggs in cartons of the store,

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Speaker 1: and I would just like to leave them there. And honestly,

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Speaker 1: then I wait, wait, wait, okay, like evil, you'd like

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Speaker 1: to break eggs at the grocery store. I know what

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Speaker 1: you guys are thinking, like what kind of person would

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Speaker 1: do that? And if you haven't done it, and you

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Speaker 1: did do it, then you would probably be like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, this is awesome. All right, We'll have to

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Speaker 1: give it a shot. Then, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. I might have a new hobby now.

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Speaker 1: That was a dirty little secret from the other day.

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Speaker 1: And ever since then, we've gotten so many calls and

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Speaker 1: text messages with people just wanting to share all the

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Speaker 1: weird stuff that they do at the grocery store. You

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Speaker 1: probably never want to go to the grocer store again,

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Speaker 1: but calls up eight at eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one, text in four one o six one.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call a couple of these text messages right now.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know there were so many weirdos at the

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Speaker 1: grocery store. Hey, what's up is the Jewels Show? What's

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Speaker 1: your name? Renata Ronada, you texted in about a weird

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Speaker 1: thing you do at the grocery store, so we just

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Speaker 1: decided to call you. I'm not live right now, am I? No?

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Speaker 1: What can we even air this on the radio? Then?

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Speaker 1: I don't know my name and I'm not supposed to.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, we won't use your name. H yeah, Ronada,

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Speaker 1: we won't use your name. And what you used to

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Speaker 1: do at the grocery store when I was younger, when

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Speaker 1: I went to the grocery store, Dad, I used to

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Speaker 1: bite a big chunk out of the heads of the

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Speaker 1: broccoli crown. Did you ever look around to see if

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Speaker 1: there anybody was watching you or not? No? No, shape,

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Speaker 1: I just did it. My dad would scold me every time,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't care. No, and I would always run

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Speaker 1: away from him in costco. I love that most parents

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Speaker 1: struggle to have their kids eat vegetables and you're just

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Speaker 1: going around doing it for free. Are you ever tempted

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Speaker 1: to take a bite nowadays? Yes, I really am. It's

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Speaker 1: socially unacceptable. Really well yeah, but you know what, a

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Speaker 1: lot of things are socially unacceptable that you did as

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Speaker 1: a kid that you can't do as an adult, And

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Speaker 1: sometimes I like to do those things just or remind

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Speaker 1: myself what it's like to be a kid, you know,

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Speaker 1: So next time you're at the grocery store, just do

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Speaker 1: it just for all times. Yeah, you guys, You guys

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Speaker 1: are building a monster because I really might do it

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Speaker 1: or didn't happen exactly. Also, things hit different when you're adults,

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Speaker 1: so you could get arrested. But anyway, you can call

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Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three four three one six one

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. What is something weird

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Speaker 1: that you do or did at the grocery store? Some

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Speaker 1: guy in a dirty little secret told us that he

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Speaker 1: likes to break eggs in the grocery store and watch

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Speaker 1: people pick him up. And that led to all kinds

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Speaker 1: of people calling and texting. Here, I'm gonna call another

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Speaker 1: text message and see hello, hello, Hi, this is the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Hi. How are you pretty good? How are

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Speaker 1: you good? I love you guys, A show, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: we love you? Yeah? Oh good? All right, So what

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Speaker 1: did you what do you do with the grow store weirdo?

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Speaker 1: When I was really little, I really wanted a baby sister,

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Speaker 1: and so I would right to the salad section and

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Speaker 1: grab a big bag of lettuce, and I would hold

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Speaker 1: it like a baby and treat it like why we

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Speaker 1: would shop, and then I remember, like I'd have to

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Speaker 1: put back the lettuce and I'd get really upset. And

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Speaker 1: I never got a baby sister. So to this day,

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Speaker 1: I hate salad. You guys grab something and you're really

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Speaker 1: hungry while you're shopping, so you start eating it while

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Speaker 1: you're shopping, and then you forget that you ate it. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I would eat it or drink it,

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Speaker 1: and then I would pay for it. So I am

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Speaker 1: such a respectful person, and it's such a respectful shopper.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm too respectful you are. Karma is

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Speaker 1: so big, like I'm always doing the right thing and

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Speaker 1: less that's a humble brag unless it's something Alex really wants,

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Speaker 1: like the male stop it, like I'm talking about a

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Speaker 1: public expected. I got Alex and are married. I got

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Speaker 1: home the other day and she's She's like, Okay, in serie,

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Speaker 1: this happened. Go ahead and tell them about the box

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Speaker 1: to show up at the house the other day. I

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Speaker 1: saw that it had the wrong address on it. I

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Speaker 1: would usually do the right thing and take it back,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like I'm just gonna see what is in here.

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Speaker 1: This is what I did. This is like, literally, guys,

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Speaker 1: this is this is how we respectful. I am. I

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Speaker 1: took the tape off the bottom of the box to

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Speaker 1: see what it was. In case I didn't want it,

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Speaker 1: then I was gonna go take it over them. But

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Speaker 1: I did want it, and so I kept it a

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Speaker 1: bunch of COVID tests. I didn't still nothing. The best

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Speaker 1: part about this was Alex and I coach her son's

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Speaker 1: flag football team and the theme of the week was integrity,

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Speaker 1: and we have to give them a speech. So we

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Speaker 1: asked the kids, does anybody know what integrity means? None

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Speaker 1: of them could answer it, of course, so Alex starts

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Speaker 1: to give them an example, and she goes, let's say

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Speaker 1: somebody delivers mail to your house. Your house, you take

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Speaker 1: it back to your neighbor, you go deliver a back

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Speaker 1: to unit. That integrity unless it's COVID test, your phone

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Speaker 1: break up? Is everything? Go out? On the twentieszer x

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