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Speaker 2: People don't work in our house team does? It's true?

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Speaker 1: How do you know that?

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Speaker 2: It was like a clip on Trevor Noah And he

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Speaker 1: Well, my sister had just come from a cruise to Portugal. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: Cheating mom abandons me as a child and now is

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Speaker 2: Me. Well, what is it? Title? Mom?

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Speaker 2: You're not the father. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A few years later, when he passed away, my dad

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Speaker 1: I spent twenty seven thousand of it on a tractor

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Speaker 1: Plus as her big brother, you need to be responsible.

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Speaker 1: That money was laved to me to use as I wish,

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Speaker 2: Shut the earth up.

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Speaker 1: You be taking this moment. I look at her and say,

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