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Speaker 3: Is there anything else going on? Not as far as

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Speaker 3: today's guest. It's Michelle Collins. Michelle, Oh my god, I said, no.

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Speaker 1: Gifts for sure. It is like psychically you know me

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Speaker 1: Well, it happened to me funny enough, and hello listeners,

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been wanting to have you here for years,

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Speaker 3: Literally? Any airline is that right? And I always ended

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it does. I hate to say it.

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Speaker 1: It feels better to be nice, right, everybody in this

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Speaker 3: It's not something I'm comfortable with. Michelle. I was excited

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Speaker 3: I said no gifts. Yes, we came to an agreement

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Speaker 3: Instead of gorgeous purple bag? Should we open it?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 1: I pass out. So TJ Max has a designer faction.

436
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Speaker 3: Okay, offshoot, one.

437
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Speaker 1: Might even say, yes, move it from your beautiful face. Uh,

438
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,520
Speaker 1: that they only have in certain stores, usually in sort

439
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 1: of well to do well healed neighborhood called Runway where

440
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,879
Speaker 1: they get designer things. In Europe where I lived for

441
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Speaker 1: a couple of years. Amazingly, they call it t Kmax

442
00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:01,359
Speaker 1: because England had a store called TJ's. Oh, they weren't

443
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:02,960
Speaker 1: allowed to call a TG, so they just said t

444
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,400
Speaker 1: K because it's next to it on the keyboard. That's

445
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,159
Speaker 1: the only reason.

446
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Speaker 3: What does TJ stand for?

447
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,280
Speaker 4: Do we know?

448
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,320
Speaker 1: I can't my mind when some are dark, and I won't.

449
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 3: Be able to say it on a least look into

450
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Speaker 3: that they.

451
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,320
Speaker 1: Must stand for, like THEO James from Down to Abbey?

452
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 1: Who would it stand for? Tommy Lee Jones?

453
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Speaker 3: T LJ Max A TJ Max? Okay, it was called TK.

454
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Speaker 1: T K Max in Europe and I lived in Amsterdam

455
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,800
Speaker 1: and they would get stuff from pradam Um. I mean

456
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 1: they would get like I am bringing mellow cucinelli. However

457
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,520
Speaker 1: you say it here they get that too sometimes. But

458
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 1: here in LA they have a lot of Runway Max stores,

459
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Speaker 1: and in Miami, which is where I'm from. When I

460
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 1: was home in Miami a couple of weeks ago, I

461
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:46,440
Speaker 1: found a sweater at the Runway Max in Boca Raton, Florida.

462
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Speaker 3: Have you been I haven't been to Boca Raton. I

463
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,160
Speaker 3: love saying it though.

464
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,560
Speaker 1: It is mellifluously it's such a beautiful word to say.

465
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Speaker 1: It's two words, really, But they have a fantastic runway

466
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Speaker 1: Max in Boca. No I should.

467
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Speaker 3: We got to get into the Boca.

468
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 1: There's two really good ones. And this is like hot tea.

469
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 1: As they say hot TJ. I'm spelling the hot DJ

470
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,600
Speaker 1: Boca and West Palm Beach has a t came our

471
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Speaker 1: TJ Max runway. Mind blowing. That one is really untouched. Okay,

472
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 1: so I go. I find literally the most beautiful fitting

473
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Speaker 1: sweater I've ever found in my life. Okay, it is

474
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: like and I'm tall, I'm six to one. The sleeves

475
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 1: are below the hand. I look like Ariana Grande. I

476
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 1: never had a sweater be so perfectly proportioned on my body.

477
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 3: I run into similar problems.

478
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 1: I believe that actually, yes, and it's when you find

479
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 1: that thing, Oh.

480
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 3: It feels like, oh maybe I am meant for this world.

481
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm yes, I'm telling you that. I talk about this

482
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 1: fore because also big feet. I'm an eleven. There are

483
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: a lot of women who are elevens, and we're painted

484
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: to be some kind of freak. I don't think we are.

485
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Speaker 1: It's two millimeters bigger than a size nine I mean,

486
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Speaker 1: it's not a big deal.

487
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 3: What is that in Men's like a nine, a US nine,

488
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 3: and I think I'm a nine and my foot's not big.

489
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

490
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so where's my camera?

491
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,120
Speaker 1: Listen? I like, storm out, I rip the mic out

492
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 1: of its.

493
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 3: Who lives?

494
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 1: My head hits the light. I'm like, I have to

495
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: get out of your ie. Feel dropped? Anyway? I I

496
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: hope I have two hours of the story. Okay, please, Okay?

497
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: So I buy this sweater. It's from Helmut's lang Oh

498
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: German designer. Not familiar, are you not very austere? I

499
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: would say almost like poor man's Jill Sander a little

500
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 1: bit cheaper, certain, because Jill's expensive. Anyway, get the sweater,

501
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: take it back to New York. I'm like, this is

502
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,399
Speaker 1: my sweater of the winter, like Song of the Summer

503
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 1: is my sweater the winter. I go to leave my

504
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,199
Speaker 1: apartment that I'm staying in a it's a sublet in

505
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: New York to catch my flight to come here to

506
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Speaker 1: laure and I think, which sweater am I going to bring?

507
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: I gotta bring my sweater the summer winter?

508
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 3: You need this coast needs to see.

509
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 1: It exactly it was my debut in this sweater. Yes,

510
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: and also I like to usually look good at the airport.

511
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that I like to look go to

512
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: the airport. I like to dress.

513
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 3: I recently gave up on that.

514
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: You know what, I do find it makes the travel

515
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: day better. I don't know how else to explain it.

516
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,239
Speaker 1: I usually like I didn't have makeup on that day

517
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: because I had an early fight, But I usually like

518
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: to go with makeup, and I just I feel better.

519
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: You never know who'll sit next.

520
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 3: To you, right, That's true Future Today's Show story.

521
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, go I run downstairs. I'm gonna two story

522
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: walk up with my big ass seventy pounds saands tonight. Right,

523
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 1: so of course my weekend dry put the sweater on

524
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: top kills me and my carry on that has all

525
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: my equipment and everything. I go down to the Uber.

526
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: I load up the Uber like, uh, I don't know

527
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: where I thought it. I loaded the Uber truly like

528
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,479
Speaker 1: a union member. I mean, I'm just like, all right, Chollie,

529
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: back it up like I'm just in it. I'm in it.

530
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: We get in the car. He starts driving away. Halfway

531
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: to the airport, I realized my sweater fell out of

532
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: my bag. You knew it was going there. I didn't.

533
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 3: I didn't think fall out of your bank in the apartment, or.

534
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 1: I believe I'm almost one thousand. Listen, if I get

535
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Speaker 1: back to the apartment and it's in that apartment, I'm

536
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: going to like in shawshank faults in the rain, tears, tears.

537
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm ninety percent sure. Let's call it ninety five that

538
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: it fell out when I was loading the bag in

539
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: because I had it all tucked up and I was like, ready,

540
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: you know, so what have I done while here? So

541
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: first of all, now this gets to your gift.

542
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: Okay, should we open it?

543
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: Yes? Should I? Should? I set it up before you

544
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: open it up? The setup is now. I go to

545
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 1: the airport. A girl has to be cozy on the plane.

546
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 1: I also sit in the exit seat by the door.

547
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 1: There's cracks. Okay, I'm the first one to get sucked out.

548
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 3: You feel the breeze, you do? You? It is colder

549
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 3: by the scary it is I'm telling here, you feel

550
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 3: that get.

551
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: Not in United not in those seven So I have

552
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: to buy a sweatshirt of pork?

553
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,199
Speaker 3: And which store do you turn to?

554
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: Well, folks, there's only one store, the Nemans of Newark

555
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: Hudson News. Maybe you've heard of it.

556
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 3: Now.

557
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Speaker 1: This is in Terminal A, which is actually nice New

558
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: Wark Terournal. I'm a big defender of Newark Airport, but

559
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: anyone who's flown in the past year or two knows

560
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: that they have very specific sweatshirts now in every city.

561
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: Now you can open up your get into this. It's

562
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: the top one because there's to.

563
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 3: You.

564
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: Yes, it's about opening.

565
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, okay, I mean, first of all, I

566
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: just want to comment. This is a sweatshirt and it's

567
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 3: so soft.

568
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: Okay, this is part of a story.

569
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Speaker 3: It's just crazy.

570
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 1: Here we go.

571
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 3: Ready, we're opening gorgeous New Jersey sweat like this. I

572
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 3: know you what, it's tasteful.

573
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: Wait, I agree.

574
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 3: My boyfriend's from New Jersey.

575
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: Are you joking? No, I'm actually not even being funny.

576
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: This whole thing was meant to bring you that sweatshirt.

577
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 3: I know.

578
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm an agnostic, but I believe in God when

579
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: things like this happen.

580
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 3: The problem is he's Italian and he's from New Jersey.

581
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 3: I'm famously anti both.

582
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: Huge mistake. I'm very pro both I'm very pro New Jersey.

583
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 1: I am a big Jersey to New Jersey my one

584
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: of my favorite states in the United States. Wait to look.

585
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Speaker 1: I hope it fits. It's a medium or large. I

586
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: didn't know. I got myself put it on.

587
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 3: I'll put it on for until I get hot.

588
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got myself the two XL. Does your boyfriend

589
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: want this one? No?

590
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 3: You want it? You don't connect us that sweet?

591
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: Okay two?

592
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 3: It actually gay men cannot have matching anything.

593
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: Well, then I should give it back because I mean

594
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: at this point, but you don't think this is kind

595
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: of cute.

596
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 3: I really and it feels soft. I can't believe it.

597
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Wait, it actually is so cute

598
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: on you. I have to get out of the studio.

599
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,959
Speaker 1: I feel trapped. I feel trapped. Wait no, I'm sorry, producers,

600
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: no britchet.

601
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,479
Speaker 3: Let me get a look on give you.

602
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm like attracted to you in it. I'm not being funny.

603
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 1: I feel scared. Well look like wait, stop, I feel crazy.

604
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: You look like you're about to, like say, in a

605
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: frat house, and I'm very into it.

606
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 3: This is a good sweater and it's my color, it's

607
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 3: your color.

608
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. So they had this one. They

609
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: had like navy with white stripes. But I have been

610
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: obsessed with these because it's I'll tell you how much

611
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: I paid, because it's part of it. How much do

612
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: you think I paid for these?

613
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 3: Okay, this is for two. I would say two sweatshirts

614
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: is probably a eighty dollars thirty.

615
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: Four ninety nine for two for two. That's stupid. Whoa,

616
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying. And hire me to influence,

617
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 1: to get all the people.

618
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 3: Yes, none of that makes any sense at all.

619
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: And it's embroidered, and yes it's literally.

620
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: It's not just printed all. Something's wrong at that airport.

621
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: They have a leak. They have a leak.

622
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: So then wait, so now I have to wear this.

623
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: Now it's adorable, and you on me it is hideous.

624
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: It what it is. It's not great. I mean I

625
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: also got a huge size. I just looked. I'm in jeans.

626
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: I just look by the time I got off the flight.

627
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: You know, I always say val Kilmer back from the beyond.

628
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: So anyway I get into LA, I'm wearing this. I

629
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: go to budget rent a car to get my shitty rental.

630
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: Even though I also love budget, I like things that

631
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: are like a little shitty. I never That's why I like,

632
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: you know.

633
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 3: A little texture.

634
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't want to go to like Alamo.

635
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: Give me Budget, give me a car with like some issues.

636
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: That's how I am so anywake it to Budget and

637
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: I walk in and the guy working there is he

638
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: would be a fan of yours, okay, if you know

639
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And he's like hello, and I go Hi.

640
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: I go as a joke because I always have to

641
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: be funny and I'm unbearable. I go, don't judge me.

642
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: I go. I was forced to buy this. I lost

643
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: my sweater. I go, do you like it? He went no,

644
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: I said you don't like it? And I was kind

645
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: of like setting him up, obviously, but I was like

646
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 1: you don't like it? He goes, it does nothing for

647
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: your figure, and I was like, you're right. He was

648
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: right anyway, but I will keep this also mine. Then smelled,

649
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: I don't know, mind smells like a little oily. You're

650
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: smelled good. I sniffed it.

651
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 3: It smells nice, fantastic. Actually really, Uh, I can lounge

652
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 3: around the house. Yeah, I wonder what sort of pants

653
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 3: I could combine this with. Probably jeans off.

654
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: White sweatpants if you really want to go there, jeans hot.

655
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 3: This is something I could wear to the airport too,

656
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 3: because I've recently gotten to like soft, comfortable things to

657
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: wear at the airport rather than you know, I'm someone

658
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 3: who wears their outfit for the day up until bedtime,

659
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 3: up until I'm going to get in bad. Is that right,

660
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 3: even while when I'm sitting watching TV, like I'm loosening

661
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: up a little bit. I've gotten a lot of flak

662
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 3: for like Bridger, you're at home and you're not going

663
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 3: anywhere else, Why wouldn't you put on sweatpants or something?

664
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: But for whatever reason, I needed to be fully dressed

665
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 3: until the absolute end of the day for up until

666
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 3: just recently. So the fact that I go to the

667
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 3: airport in you know, sweatpants is a real shock to

668
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: my lifestyle.

669
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: It's a growth pattern and I like it.

670
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 3: For you, yeah, it might be, you know, it's a

671
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 3: journey I might get back to, you know, head towards

672
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: like wearing a suit to the airport.

673
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: Well, listen, you know, this is my issue with Americans

674
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: in general, is that men here never wear suits. You

675
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: never see a man in a suit. You go to London.

676
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: All the men employed all have suits and nice ones,

677
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: not like Joseph A Banks like they look.

678
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 3: Right, they're really like, this is my uniform. I'm gonna

679
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 3: take care of it.

680
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: Yes, but I also think women should dress up to

681
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm not only I think it's time we start dressing

682
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: up again. Wow.

683
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 3: I like to put myself together, but I don't like

684
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 3: to wear. I think because I grew up in a

685
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 3: church like a bristle at, wearing too much, dressing, too

686
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: much dress clothes.

687
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: I can understand that. I think I would have thrived

688
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: in a church setting, as far as.

689
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 3: It's not too late, Michelle, let's get you meat.

690
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: You know, by the way, all right, I'm done for anything.

691
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: I love a Catholic. I think if I were to convert,

692
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: I would convert to.

693
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 3: Knowing everything we know.

694
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: Sorry, I love it, bit of glitz.

695
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 3: I mean, if you do love Glamor, there's no other

696
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 3: religion for you.

697
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: Hello, are you kidding me? I love it. I love Italy,

698
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: I love Oh.

699
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: I like Ireland like I have no other religion. It's

700
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,479
Speaker 3: doing what Catholicism is doing. As far as glam the

701
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 3: pope were red loafers.

702
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: You know that. I remember that. Oh my course you

703
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: could forget I mean forget a Prada. Oh I love it.

704
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: I love Italy so much. I was just there for

705
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: a wedding. You would have the best time in that

706
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: sweatsheart in the switch. I can't even tell you like

707
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: the fact that you like the sweatshirt. I'm not playing

708
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: this up for the show. This is what will make me.

709
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: This is going to get me through my day. My

710
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: question about wearing house clothes in the house. Yes see,

711
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm not a germophobe, and actually I think that one

712
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,239
Speaker 1: of the reasons why I do get sick. Obviously, but

713
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: like I've had an okay, you're knock on wood with

714
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: not getting a cold so far, like a real one,

715
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: verge vergin. Then I get better. But I like wear

716
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: my shoes in the house, like my dirty New York shoes.

717
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: Not always. I don't stomp her on the bed or anything.

718
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: But like I'll forget, I'll come in, I'll drop bags

719
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: off or like shopping bags that have been on the

720
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: floor will come into the house. I will not put

721
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: my purse on the ground. I have a big rule

722
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: about this. Bad luck.

723
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I didn't know that. Well, that explains my entire.

724
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: Life money flies out. That's what they say. Person Never,

725
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: ladies especially, do not put your bag. I see people

726
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: on the subway putting their backpacks on the floor. I'm like,

727
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: are you fucked up in that hat?

728
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 3: That's what very common.

729
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: Even the rats are like this. They're like, we're not

730
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: putting your bag bursts up in the air for the

731
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: rat anyway. But I really do think that a little

732
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: bit of germiness is good for you.

733
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 3: Like exposing small children to germs so they can grow,

734
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, resistance, I.

735
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: Think a little dooty bug here and there is good

736
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: for you. However, I don't like to get under the

737
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: covers in I'll sit on the couch in my street clothes, okay,

738
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: but I really will not get under I won't touch

739
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: my sheets in my street clothes, right, you do that?

740
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: I will not.

741
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: I will.

742
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 3: I'll lie on the top cover.

743
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: Interesting, but I won't pushing it a little.

744
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 3: And this is in La so in New York that

745
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 3: might be a different store.

746
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: That's fair.

747
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 3: If I'm under the covers in my street clothes, something

748
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: has gone horribly wrong, either emotionally or physically.

749
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: You're going to crawl in your jersey, ye it's.

750
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 3: Just like it's over. I'm in jeans in bed. But

751
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 3: what I don't like is when people really flinch when

752
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 3: you like sit down on a bed in your jeans.

753
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 3: It's like, it's what are you talking? What are you

754
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 3: doing in your jeens? That's so filthy that you're having

755
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 3: that reaction? Relax?

756
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: Wash your blanket. Have you heard of it? You can

757
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: just throw it in the wash.

758
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 3: No, people have lost it all together, right, I mean,

759
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 3: unless you were dealing with like biohazard material in your jeans,

760
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 3: go ahead, sit on the comforter.

761
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: Which on the subway, you are to be fair.

762
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 3: On the subway. And again that's a whole different situation.

763
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: I shoved a strange woman last week and a young

764
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: girl because I was on the subway there was a

765
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: puddle on the seat next to me, small clear poddle.

766
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, probably water whatever.

767
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: So I had I had a little bag from a

768
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: place called Manga. You know this place?

769
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: Wait Manja, No, I don't think I do.

770
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: I almost brought your sweatshirt in a Manja bag, and

771
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: then I thought, because I have that here too, but

772
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: I was like not bringing it on delicious sandwiches hit

773
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: or miss anyway. So wait, it's like my lemon poppy

774
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: kitchen and me, oh, okay, sure. So I have my

775
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: back kind of resting on the seat. But you know,

776
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: it's a big poo poo to take a seat up

777
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: with your bag. Obviously it looks like a terrible person.

778
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: So the train is filling and this girl and I'm like, oh,

779
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: I don't want her to think that I'm putting my

780
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: bag here instead of her, So I move it to indicate, hey,

781
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: this is open, and flashed Gordon. In two seconds, she

782
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: comes over and goes to put her ass in the water.

783
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: And I had and she had very very long hair,

784
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 1: and I literally I touched this woman's there. I didn't

785
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: like it for you, but I pushed her. I pushed

786
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: her back. I went, don't and she looked at me

787
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: and I went, there's a puddle. And then we're the

788
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: best of friends.

789
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: Okay, so she was okay with it.

790
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: I mean she should have been kissing my feet.

791
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 3: Yes, But it was like in New York that behavior

792
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 3: is kind of okay. Everybody's a little bit like a

793
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 3: lot of things are a disaster. We watch out for

794
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 3: e shows.

795
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: You have to. That's why I do love New York

796
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: and people in New York down for a laugh Americans

797
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: in general. It took me leaving this country to have

798
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: a real appreciation for the American spirit. And I really

799
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: mean that.

800
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 3: Really, yes, Wow, what's going on in other countries? I've

801
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: never really noticed this that, Like, I haven't spent extended

802
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 3: amounts of time in other countries just humor listeners.

803
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: Not everywhere. Italians can be funny. I was in Rome

804
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: for this wedding. I mentioned it. How many times can

805
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: I bring it in? Can? We said? An account just

806
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: tick every time you bring it up? But I usually

807
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: I had never really had a great time in Rome,

808
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: and this trip I had the best time and everybody

809
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: was nice, like just it was I think, as it

810
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: wasn't so touristy. It was September. I highly recommend but

811
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: no I lived in you could call it a Scandinavian country,

812
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: the Netherlands or adjacent and nice people. Some were very fun.

813
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: I have Dutch friends, great people, and this is gohest

814
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: in England too. I think that you know when you

815
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: walk into a store here, or a restaurant whatever, they

816
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: want to know about your day. When you sit at

817
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: Fridays and they go how's your day? When you take

818
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: a seat, you recline in your local tgis and you know,

819
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: Bruce comes over and he goes, how's your day, and

820
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: you go, don't ask rust And then you have a

821
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: lap and he's like, tell me about it.

822
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 3: You both get it.

823
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: You get it. You go go home soon. I always end.

824
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: My favorite thing to do. I'm an unbearable person. Two things. One,

825
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: and I've talked about this on my show, is that

826
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: when it's Black Friday time, the quickest way to ingratiate

827
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: yourself with a shop key is go you work on

828
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: Black Friday the whole week leading up it's my Christmas.

829
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: I go, you work on Black Friday. They love it.

830
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: They go yes, yes or no. They either go thank

831
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: God no or they go can you imagine?

832
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a great conversation starter the checkout line.

833
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: You work in Black Friday, you get discounts. I'm telling you,

834
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: they want to emote about Black Fight.

835
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 3: Of course, I've worked Black Friday before. It was hell

836
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 3: on Earth where best Buy.

837
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm I can't believe what you're saying. Imagine you're spending

838
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: best Buy.

839
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't believe I'm saying, Oh yeah,

840
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 3: I was at best Buy. And I worked at Black Friday.

841
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 3: It was hell on Earth.

842
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 1: And this was I'm going to guess because I feel

843
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: like now Black Friday has changed and now it's like online, cyberminded.

844
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: But there were times for those too young to remember

845
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: where Black Friday was gang fights, middle fingers, lying, tense,

846
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: it was like the new Star Wars, like everyone went nuts.

847
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 3: Was it that peak Black Friday time? I would say,

848
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 3: I would say, right before it's you know, slow decline.

849
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 3: I shouldn't. I stoodn't the exact same place for probably

850
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 3: nine hours, just ringing up the same computer over and

851
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 3: over and over. They put me back near the washing machine.

852
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: That's a good place to be, though, don't you think,

853
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 3: who's not very pleasant? It's not very there's not much

854
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 3: to look at.

855
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: I could see that.

856
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: But Black Friday is not a pleasant time to be working.

857
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 3: So that's a great thing to bring up.

858
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: Well, I had a retail job, but I think it

859
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: was it was ninety eight, okay, jay crew. I was

860
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: in high school, sure, and then my mom worked at

861
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: the same store, but I think as she was older,

862
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: I don't think they put her on the Black Friday shift.

863
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm almost sure because she was in her sixties. Okay,

864
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: and they knew better like trampled. Yes, no, no, no, whatever

865
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: happened to trampling? Yeah, we've got to get back to

866
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 1: tramp traveling in a minute. I'm sorry, clear the herd,

867
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: Charlotte Trampling. We need to bring trampling back. You know

868
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: why I keep people on their toes. We people gotten

869
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: too comfortable shopping. Absolutely not.

870
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 3: We need to strike the fear of trampling back into America.

871
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: Yes, brings the rhinoceray in. I say, we got a Jumanji.

872
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: These people back into shape.

873
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 3: The day this release, there will be nine tracking.

874
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: I mean really, that's the thing. And that's every time

875
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: I do something two days later people like you Eve,

876
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, this is pre the famed, the same

877
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: stampede of twenty.

878
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 3: Two historical Tramplin. We should So we're October sixth. Let's

879
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 3: just mark the date. We're talking about trampling on October sixth,

880
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 3: just to be clear.

881
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,479
Speaker 1: It's like a hostage video. Yes, very smart, October sixth.

882
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: I used to go, I say, I actually love Black

883
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: Friday as a consumer back in its heyday, not for

884
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: the best buye of it all, because that was like

885
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: I didn't want to actually get shot. But as someone

886
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: who really loves you could say consumerism. I mean, I

887
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: love the bargain hunt for me, a hunt that's my

888
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: life for me, it's like the Hunt. It's like my

889
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: own personal game show. And I love game shows, so

890
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: it kind of all tracks. I just like shopping at

891
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: three in the morning. I think it's so fun to

892
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: be up in the middle of the night. And this

893
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: was always in Miami, going to Sawgrass Mills, one of

894
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: the best outlet malls in the nation and world, and

895
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 1: just seeing babies up three thirty in the morning and

896
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: the parents they all bring the suitcases and they load

897
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: them up with a didas and things to bring back

898
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: to you know, Brazil or wherever.

899
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 3: There's an uncanniness to being in a store at that

900
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 3: time of night. It's just like, oh this fields.

901
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a sleepover. Yes, it's like a sleepover

902
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: with a bunch of crazy strangers. And I miss that.

903
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: I do, because now they don't keep the malls open late,

904
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: and I don't.

905
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 3: Know, it's all over. The wonderful days of everything being

906
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 3: bad on Black Friday are done.

907
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell? But no Americans are nice? Going

908
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: back circling back. We are friendly, humor loving people when

909
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: you keep politics out of it.

910
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 3: I feel like I would thrive in another country.

911
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: Where would you like to go?

912
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: I mean in a Scandinavian country. I feel like I

913
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 3: would that sort of social atmosphere. I'd be perfectly fine.

914
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: I could see that. But you know, you say that,

915
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: and I don't think you realize how when you have

916
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: grown up here and how used to the warmth you are.

917
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: It really for me and I had an amazing time there.

918
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: I would go back like, I'm not like shitting on

919
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: their people because I've gotten flacked by this before. But

920
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: for me, it did slowly chip away at my spirit.

921
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm being.

922
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: You're a different woman.

923
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: I'm being serious. Though. In London it's better because the

924
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: English are always always drunk and they're always down for

925
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: an lol, like they sure she love a little bit of.

926
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 3: A laugh that crunk, you know, but you well, is

927
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 3: there anything left to say about this beautiful sweatshirt? I

928
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: wish now so much time in Jersey here and there

929
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 3: a half Okay, I think it's really underrated. I grew

930
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 3: up in a state that was a real butt of

931
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 3: jokes Utah, so I always kind of you know, when

932
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 3: New Jersey was also, I felt a kinship for New Jersey.

933
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: I actually got canceled by New Jersey years ago.

934
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,479
Speaker 3: You got canceled by New Jersey.

935
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about this what happened. Okay. I hope

936
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: it's clear that I love New Jersey and that this

937
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: was clearly a joke. But you're gonna like this. So

938
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: before I was a comedian right out of college, I

939
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: was a legal secretary, okay, and I was blogging secretly.

940
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: That was like how I kind of got my start. Wonderful,

941
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, that's what. That's the story.

942
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 3: What an incredible story. Thank you so much for being here, Michelle.

943
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: No, and there was a famous day in New York

944
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: that you may ring a bell for you, where the

945
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: whole city smelled like maple syrup. Do you remember that?

946
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 2: Oh?

947
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, of course.

948
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: So did you know that I broke that story?

949
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 3: No way, yes.

950
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 1: And I was the very first mention. I think maybe

951
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: someone of the radio said it, maybe before me, But

952
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: I was like the first written men show, the first

953
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: one brave enough to go public and say, hey, sniff, sniff,

954
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: the whole city smells like maple syrup. And I knew

955
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: this because I worked down on Wall Street. Again, Secretary

956
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: always sounds like I had some big job. I was

957
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: like eating alpo out of the can. I worked down

958
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: on Wall Street, but I lived near Columbia uptown, and

959
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: so I used to walk home, or like walk halfway

960
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: home as my exercise, and the whole walk, I'm like,

961
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: stinks like maple syrup. And then I had roommates and

962
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: I got home and my roommate, Sarah Smellon, was like

963
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: hy Sarah still friends with her. She was like, it

964
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: smells like syrup. Our room smelled like.

965
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 3: It, and I smell you want to smell disbodied from food,

966
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 3: pancakes have to be nearby.

967
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: It actually was sickening. It was nauseating, and I wrote

968
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: about it, and fast forward. The New York Times contacted

969
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: me for a quote because I was the very first

970
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: like blogger to write about this. This would have been

971
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: in whenever that happened two thousand and five or six.

972
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 3: Two thousand and five.

973
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: Okay, I know how I know so, and I said

974
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: something along the lines of, well, we just figured that

975
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: stench was coming from New Jersey, where most stenches originated.

976
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: I made a joke about New Jersey being smelly or

977
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: having industrial waste, which it does. For the record, I

978
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: love it.

979
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 3: But it doesn't.

980
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing, and people got I remember,

981
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 1: they got pissed me. But that story was why I

982
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: got fired from my job.

983
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 3: By the way, that's amazing because my.

984
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Boss saw it. I was like, are you blogging from here?

985
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: And I went no, And I think I didn't get fired.

986
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me. I ended up quitting to go work at

987
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: VH one. But that was like the breaking.

988
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: Out than Michael Syrup. Did they ever figure it out?

989
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't think they did. I think a reporter years

990
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: later tried to find out and they do. Believe. Correct

991
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong that it was a chemical spell.

992
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 3: Wow, I think chemicals smell like maybe it was natural

993
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 3: flavoring or whatever.

994
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: It was delicious chemicals good to me. I look like

995
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: two faces girl? Did you get in the chemicals again?

996
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, you caught me? I love chemis.

997
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 3: Well, you owe everything to New Jersey.

998
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 1: Actually in a way, yes, so my apologies to New Jersey.

999
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: I have spent a lot of money in your state.

1000
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: I love Bergen.

1001
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 3: I love this big mall with the ski jump or whatever.

1002
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 3: The American American Dream's a tough name for a mall

1003
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 3: that's failing.

1004
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: It is failing, right, I think. So have you ever

1005
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: been to the Mall of America?

1006
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 3: No, I've never been to either of these malls. I

1007
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 3: was obsessed with them as a kid. It's like, I

1008
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 3: want to go to the biggest mall, but you don't

1009
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 3: really Your parents don't really have a recent to vacation

1010
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,919
Speaker 3: near one of those malls. No anything vacation destinations. Maybe

1011
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: I'll get to the American dream at some point. I'm

1012
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 3: back in Jersey every once in a while.

1013
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,959
Speaker 1: So we're in Jersey is a boyfriend from Lyndhurst. Great

1014
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: Costco's in New Jersey. New Jersey is a where I

1015
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: believe I got COVID for the first time at a

1016
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: Costco in Wayne. And also they have the best I

1017
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: just I really am pro Jersey. If I had to

1018
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: move back to New York, I would live in Jersey.

1019
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: Probably a lot of people do. Yeah, well, I think

1020
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: we should play a game. Okay, We're gonna play a

1021
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: game called Gift to a Curse. But I need a

1022
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: number between one and ten from you. I have to go.

1023
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: I'll go eight.

1024
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get

1025
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 3: our game pieces right now. You can promote, recommend, do

1026
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 3: whatever you want.

1027
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: Well, I have a show nearly every day on my Patreon.

1028
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: It's called the Michelle Collins showpatreon dot com slash mish Call.

1029
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: You can also go to my Instagram at mish call

1030
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: and link it there. I also have a live show

1031
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,959
Speaker 1: in New York October twenty second at Joe's Pub called Wait,

1032
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: why Don't I Know You? I had one here in

1033
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: La sold out. I did five shows of Joe's Pub.

1034
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: They nearly sold out, and then they were such a

1035
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: rousing success that they gave me another night. And it's

1036
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: really I'm proud of it, and I think people should

1037
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: come see. It's funny.

1038
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 3: Everybody goes see Michelle and yeah, listen to Michelle. Use

1039
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 3: your internet to figure it out.

1040
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you'd enjoy it. If you like If

1041
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: you like this, if you like this, this is what

1042
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: it is basically every day. It's just.

1043
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 3: Wonderful.

1044
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1045
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 3: No, this is a very smart show. People learn this

1046
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 3: is I say it over and over. It's a utility. Ultimately,

1047
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: they're getting their news from this. Let's check in with Oniz.

1048
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 3: I want to see if TJ Max ever got if

1049
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: we ever got to the bottom what TJ stands for.

1050
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: Nobody knows.

1051
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 3: Nobody knows. It's a mystery, is it.

1052
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I tried to dig. There's some theories around, but

1053
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 5: not not anything that's concrete.

1054
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: It's it's just kind of vague. Yeah.

1055
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 3: Wow, TJ. Max needs to speak to that. It's time

1056
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 3: that they come clean on what TJ stands for.

1057
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: Especially what with the popularity of Trader Joe's. You would

1058
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: think they would want to differentiate.

1059
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 3: Themselves unless it is Trader Joe's, and then they're like,

1060
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 3: we cannot let this get out to the public. This

1061
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 3: could ruin everything.

1062
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: The maximum Trader Joe's. Just you go, and they do

1063
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: have a lot of food items.

1064
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: You get in the checkout line. You're going to be

1065
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 3: buying some caramel core and you're going to be buying

1066
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: some the ex brand chocolate.

1067
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: You know, it's really funny. And then I saw so

1068
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 1: I literally am there every day. I love it. It's

1069
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: fine for me. It's like my museum. And they had

1070
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: pumpkin spice cheesecake popcorn. Oh, and I actually thought the

1071
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: devil is the Devil is among us. I couldn't believe

1072
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: that that was something that someone thought this. There's a

1073
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: market for this.

1074
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,280
Speaker 3: Where does the cheesecake come in at that? The pumpkin spice,

1075
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 3: I get it like I throw the seasoning on it,

1076
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 3: But then we're getting into like dairy tanginess.

1077
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. The creaminess. I don't like it

1078
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: at all. Sorry, thank you?

1079
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, this is how we play Gift or a curse.

1080
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 3: I'm going to name three things. You're gonna tell me

1081
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 3: if they're a gift or a curse and why, and

1082
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 3: then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because there

1083
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 3: are correct dands. Oh my god, okay, all right. Number

1084
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 3: one this is from a listener named Kendra. Gift or

1085
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 3: a curse. Setting your clock a few minutes fast to

1086
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 3: trick yourself into being on time. Gift Why.

1087
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: I have worked on myself, but I used to be

1088
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 1: chronically late, even though technically I was also late today.

1089
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: But I told you guys, you were you were?

1090
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I.

1091
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: Was on time for the time that way. But as

1092
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: someone who does run late and is constantly trying to improve,

1093
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: I do think that that does work, and I have

1094
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: no issue with it at all.

1095
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: Wrong curse this the trick here I will say is

1096
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 3: we're tricking ourselves. It works for maybe a month, and

1097
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 3: then you get used to it, and then it's just

1098
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 3: now you're just living by that time, and it's because

1099
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 3: you're probably less on time to places because your clock's

1100
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 3: all screwed up. You've totally bent your what you believe

1101
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 3: time is, and you've taken yourself out of society. You

1102
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: need to get it back. I know it might work once.

1103
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll probably work total a month. Then the trick

1104
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 3: doesn't work anymore.

1105
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: You're mistaken.

1106
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 3: It's a bad, bad thing to do.

1107
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: Typical of a former best Buy employee to state such lies.

1108
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: I like it. We're not talking. We're not talking like

1109
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes. We're talking two three minutes in the range.

1110
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: It helps.

1111
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 3: You're wrong, Okay, you're wrong. You didn't get the point.

1112
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: Wow.

1113
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's fine. Let's see if you do any better. Okay, okay.

1114
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 3: The second one is from a listener named Dan Gift

1115
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 3: her a curse perfumes at the dog groomer, for example, cotton, candy,

1116
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 3: pumpkin spice, etc.

1117
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: Now I don't have a dog pumpkin spice. I'm mad

1118
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: I have to say curse. Why? Now? Listen I love dogs.

1119
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: When I was at the outlets the other day, these

1120
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: people came with nine Pomeranians. And if you don't think,

1121
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: I did a twenty five minute set for every employee

1122
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: there about it. They were on the floor and you

1123
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: can call the store for proof. But I don't think

1124
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: that dogs should smell unnatural. I think that they should

1125
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: smell soapy. I love a soap smell scent. I like

1126
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: a clean dog. Believe me. I don't love a wet

1127
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 1: dog smell right, he does, but I do think that

1128
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: it is chemically and unnatural.

1129
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 3: Okay, wrong, Michelle. I'm so sorry to hear this look

1130
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 3: on a human. No human should smell like a food.

1131
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: When the soap smells like food for people, no thank

1132
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 3: you with the dog. I love the dog to smell

1133
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: like a treat. I talked to my dog like she's

1134
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 3: a cookie. Anyway, I think bring her, bring her back

1135
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: smelling like a what's a food?

1136
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: Riggotni. I don't know why they came to mind.

1137
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, not RIGATONI, as long as it's not a savory food.

1138
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 1: A sweet food.

1139
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 3: No sweet food.

1140
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: We were just talking about maple syrup smell smelling horrible.

1141
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 3: There's no way starlight mint. I love my dog to

1142
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: smell like starlight mint.

1143
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: You think that, and you're wrong. One time I stayed

1144
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: in a hotel which was so minty that my eyes

1145
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 1: were on fire, and I had to leave in the morning.

1146
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: This is true story. And people I had a show

1147
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: at the time, and people were lice to have one

1148
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: now too, by the way, but the people who listened

1149
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 1: to me were like, that was a rat infested hotel

1150
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: and they were using mint to get rid of rats.

1151
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: And so you think you don't.

1152
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 3: Oh no, you heard that. The rats are has step down, Kathy,

1153
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: she did.

1154
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: That's my new job. I'm like, oh, opening and the

1155
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: rats are the rats are stepped down. She's not doing

1156
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: a good job at the place.

1157
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 3: She's not doing a good job. Well, she's no longer there,

1158
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: so I guess she's I have.

1159
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: To stop my feet walking back to this apartment building

1160
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: to get all the rats out of the way. I'll

1161
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: come it down there. Stop stop in the yard bridge.

1162
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 3: Oh god, well she's done ratzarring. Maybe she'll come to

1163
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 3: La to ratsar. I don't know.

1164
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: Do they have a lot of rats here?

1165
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've seen I think as many rats,

1166
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 3: if not more, in La than in New York. I've

1167
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 3: had some bad interactions with rats in LA.

1168
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: That's a shame because I remember I love a possum.

1169
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: Okay, I've recently like, I don't love them, but I've

1170
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: recently stopped fearing them this month.

1171
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: They're so sweet and cute. I watched a.

1172
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 3: Video the other day of someone just petting it, putting

1173
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 3: his hand in its mouth. It did nothing.

1174
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: They're the cutest. There was one I think she passed

1175
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: away named Heidi who was cross eyed. Can we pull

1176
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: up it? Have you ever seen her? You must pull

1177
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: up Heidi. Heidi was a famous cross eye possum. She

1178
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: may have been an opossum, because I know they're different,

1179
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: so please, I'm no different. Yeah.

1180
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 3: I thought that people just had given up on saying

1181
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 3: oh possum.

1182
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: Like when they're like singing like, oh possum, my posa.

1183
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 3: I figured we all possible. We were just like, well,

1184
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 3: we'll just say possum.

1185
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: No, I think it's different. We'll pull it up. But Heidi,

1186
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: the look at her, that's real. Yes, she is an opossum.

1187
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: Excuse me, looks she's so funny. I think she passed

1188
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: the cutest rip And they used to put her in

1189
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: little outfits. Heidi was a true star.

1190
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: My entry point for possums was the babies. Once you

1191
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: see a baby possum, you're like, Okay, I'm starting to

1192
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 3: get what a weird little freak you are?

1193
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 1: God bless, there's so cute. Also, baby skunks.

1194
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 3: I love a baby skunk. Forget about it.

1195
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm locked and loaded in. There are just some animals,

1196
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: like baby donkeys. You know, Angelica Houston has a donkey farm,

1197
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: and I think she's doing life the.

1198
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 3: Way I would like to do it. She's got a

1199
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 3: lot of donkeys she does what does she do with them?

1200
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 3: She just feeds them and pets.

1201
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: And hangs out with them, cleans up their little blueberry duties,

1202
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: you know.

1203
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 3: For Angelica. Yes, she's so great.

1204
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: I love her.

1205
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you've gotten zero so far. Tough to hear.

1206
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: Oh I drove all the way into the valley to

1207
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: get zero.

1208
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: Not taking the sweatshirt back, so I don't forget.

1209
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: I have my own.

1210
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 3: This final one is from a listener named Antonia. Gift

1211
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 3: her a curse. Finding a piece of hair in your

1212
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 3: food that you can immediately tell is yours curse?

1213
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: Why listen? I don't care you know where to even begin.

1214
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: I just finding hair in food is excuse me. Sometimes

1215
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: that you have short hair, so you wouldn't necessarily know this,

1216
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: but sometimes women you know are my hair falls out

1217
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: quite a bit.

1218
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 5: Oh.

1219
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: In fact, there's for sure hair on me as we speak.

1220
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to pull a hair out because the shock,

1221
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: the ice cold blood that runs through your system in

1222
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: the figuring out period of whose hair is this? You know,

1223
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: to quote Seinfeld when they bought the vodka and Aline goes, well,

1224
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: it's a short hair, and Jerry goes, do you think

1225
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: that makes it better? I mean, it's just it's a hair.

1226
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: So hair. I thought you were going to say, because

1227
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: this I could see as a gift, finding a hair

1228
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: and a meal you didn't like, and then happy reason

1229
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: to send it back and be like, you know, I'm

1230
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: so nauseous.

1231
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 3: I need to carry a little plastic bag of hair

1232
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: around with your just plush. Well, I can't know my

1233
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 3: hair isn't going to work. They'll know immediately that it's

1234
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 3: my hair.

1235
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: That's true. I'll give you how many forget your hair

1236
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: after feathers? What you need? I have so much shit

1237
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: flying off of me today. It's not even funny. I

1238
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: think you have sweatshirt lint on your head. I just

1239
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: noticed it. Yeah, you got it. Thank you, You're welcome.

1240
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 3: That's my treat to the listener and the viewer. Curse.

1241
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 3: You're correct, it's an absolute curse. I would much rather

1242
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,720
Speaker 3: it be somebody else's because when it's mine, the immediate

1243
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: feeling is shame. I'm embarrassed. I'm like, oh God, And

1244
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 3: I don't get to play the little detective of who

1245
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 3: could this hair be? Who do I get to blame?

1246
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 3: That's what I ultimately care about when I find a

1247
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 3: hair in my food is getting to blame another person

1248
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 3: one thousand to be robbed of that opportunity and have

1249
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 3: a hair in your food, no thank you. I also

1250
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 3: have real issues with restaurants that feel comfortable serving food

1251
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 3: with onion skin and sprouts. Why fool me into thinking,

1252
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes there's onion skin.

1253
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: No, listen. Sometimes you know when you slice an onion, yes,

1254
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: and you get those little like in visit skins between

1255
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: the rings. Right, of course, so sometimes in salads they

1256
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: chop it up, but the invisit skin stay in.

1257
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a sloppy restaurant.

1258
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: I won't name what it recently happened to me subway artist.

1259
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 1: My ass, it's me doing Chicago anyway. Yeah, and sprout

1260
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: a very anti sprout.

1261
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 3: I like, I like a sprout on a sandwich on occasion,

1262
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 3: but I feel like it's a you're playing a very

1263
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 3: dangerous game with food poisoning.

1264
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: First of all, it is a prime you're basically eating

1265
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: a prime amount of dooty bug. I mean, it's so

1266
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: full of dooty bugs. Yeah, and then just everything about sprouts.

1267
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 3: If we could find a way to really make sure

1268
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 3: those are clean. Sure, but you know, you hear stories

1269
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 3: and there's always a news report that they're poisoning people,

1270
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 3: and ultimately for what, it's not that good.

1271
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, what not to flip

1272
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: the script here and be the host. You walk by

1273
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: a restaurant they have a B grade? You go in

1274
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: or no, I'll go in. Okay, same And.

1275
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 3: I'll actually wait, I actually think a B grade restaurant.

1276
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 3: You know, they're probably the food's probably a little better.

1277
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 3: They're concerned about the food, they're not concerned about the

1278
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 3: exact keeping everything in order.

1279
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: So I agree with you, because I was supposed to

1280
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: have dinner or have dinner with my friend. We just

1281
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: didn't go where we intended to go with a friend.

1282
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: A couple of days ago in New York, there was

1283
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: a B grade. She went, I won't go in. I said,

1284
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: you're joking. She goes. Her boyfriend is a manager at

1285
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: a restaurant. She goes, you don't understand how many infractions

1286
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: they have to get to get the bally like, even

1287
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: when they get the A, they're not perfect. Like you know,

1288
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: certain things are whatever to go down A grade, things

1289
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: are bad below would be you're dealing in true.

1290
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 3: Well, then, yeah, what's happening with the C? Why is

1291
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 3: the sea allowed to remain open? Why are why is

1292
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 3: the bee allowed? Why is it allowed also go in

1293
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 3: the bee? You know, I believe in redemption, and I

1294
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 3: feel like the the B maybe they're trying their best

1295
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 3: to get back to an A and they're aware of

1296
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 3: the problems.

1297
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Speaker 1: Now, well that's maybe they're saying. Listen, there was a

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Speaker 1: restaurant in Fort Lauderdale. I'm dying to say the name.

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00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 3: You can say it, can I for sure? Okay, figure

1300
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,240
Speaker 3: we might have to beep it eventually.

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00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: But so there's a restaurant in for a Louderdale called

1302
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: but it's gorgeous. It's like waterfront. You see the boats passing.

1303
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: It's like really on a magical day in Florida, you

1304
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: can really feel happy. There was an article my mom

1305
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: sent to me the like I think it had roach chefs.

1306
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: I think the chefs were it was a roach chef.

1307
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: It was roach to too week. They had roaches. There

1308
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: were so many roaches found there, and i'd e and

1309
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: they're probably like three or four times in my lifetime.

1310
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: So of course I'm like, well, now we can never

1311
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: go back. But then it's like no, but now they're

1312
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 1: not gonna be there's not gonna be a roach like

1313
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: they have to. Yeah, now's the time to go.

1314
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,839
Speaker 3: To right, because I feel like the A restaurants they're

1315
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 3: riding high. They they're not looking at their problems at all.

1316
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 3: They're not even thinking about it. No, they're cruising along

1317
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 3: and the roaches are sneaking in. Meanwhile b is swatting

1318
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 3: them as soon as they appear.

1319
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 1: That looks like my face when I read that article.

1320
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: Do you see those two holes in that mouth? It's

1321
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: just so funny.

1322
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 3: It just looks like a ninja turtle, and it really does.

1323
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 3: This will go to Instagram eventually and it'll be so compelling.

1324
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh, people are gonna love it. Look at your nice

1325
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: phone case.

1326
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 3: No, it's falling apart. Okay, well you got one out

1327
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 3: of three. Okay, that's a perfect grade.

1328
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: Sounds good to me. State school here, I come.

1329
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 3: All right, Well we should answer a listener questions. Let's

1330
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 3: let time people writing in. They're sending voice notes to

1331
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 3: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. We're going

1332
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 3: to answer a question on alyst. Will you play the question?

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00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 4: Hello Bridger and Lucky guest. I'm Liz from Milton, Delaware.

1334
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 4: I was wondering if someone gives a gift such as

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00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 4: nuts or cheese or jam to someone who's not a

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00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 4: cook or doesn't really care to be in the kitchen,

1337
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 4: is that a burden because that person then needs to

1338
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 4: buy crackers or bread or has to think of an

1339
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 4: idea for that item and maybe they don't want to

1340
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 4: Or is it really truly a gift because you're providing

1341
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 4: them with something to eat?

1342
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 3: Thanks in advance.

1343
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm so happy her opening was so warm because I'm

1344
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: not going to tear her apart as a results.

1345
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 3: Do you feel like tearing her apart?

1346
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: There is an instinct within me that says, of all

1347
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: the questions to ask in the world, I've never gotten

1348
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: a food. Funny enough, my mind goes somewhere else if

1349
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: I get a food gift or I'm like they think,

1350
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: because I eat a lot. You know, I'm so sick

1351
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: as a woman who's grown up a millennial. No, this

1352
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: is how broken I am so No. I mean, imagine

1353
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: you get a first of all, who's giving blocks of

1354
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: cheese as a gift? Is my thing? If you already

1355
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: you know, if you come to someone's home, sure with

1356
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: some cheese, there's an assumption that there's a cracker in

1357
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 1: the house.

1358
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 3: Right, right, they'd be wrong about me. I don't have

1359
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 3: any crackers in my house, but I like to eat

1360
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 3: a cheese. I don't see any problem. I feel like

1361
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 3: she's got a problem with this. Why else would she

1362
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 3: have sent the voice note And she's got a huge

1363
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 3: problem with it. I don't cook. Bring me a jam.

1364
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 3: I'll find something to spread that on. I might eat

1365
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 3: it with a spoon.

1366
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: I also don't cook. I'm happy you don't.

1367
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not happy or proud, but it's my

1368
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 3: life and the ADHD you know all the think so

1369
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 3: I really do.

1370
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh interesting because I can't get it together to cook.

1371
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what this is. I gotta

1372
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 1: go and I leave. But I thought her question was

1373
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: going to be, do you clear that they don't have

1374
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: a nut allergy? I thought she was going an allergy room.

1375
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: So for her to then suggests that buying a cracker

1376
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: is such a burden for a generous listen, Darius expensive

1377
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: these days. I would love to get some fake jam

1378
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: and a big thing a breath.

1379
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 3: I'll go out and buy some bread if I get that. Yes,

1380
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 3: that's not a burden for me.

1381
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: Give me a begin anything, but get out of here.

1382
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: I genuinely my mind is erotted. But no, I think

1383
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: it's She was such a nice girl and a beautiful voice.

1384
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: I enjoyed listening to her, so I'm gonna let it go.

1385
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: But no, I think that's fine.

1386
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 3: I think that's perfectly fine. I welcome any you know,

1387
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 3: as someone who's received literally every type of gift at

1388
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 3: this point. Oh yeah, somebody brought a little jar of jam.

1389
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 3: I'll figure it out.

1390
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen six degrees of separation?

1391
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 3: No? What I didn't. I just thought that was like

1392
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 3: a concept.

1393
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: No, oh my, one of the girls, well, it was

1394
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: a play, but then it was turned into a movie

1395
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: with Will Smith, Stocker Channing, Donald Sutherland.

1396
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just learned about this and Will

1397
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 3: Smith plays like a gay character.

1398
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: Yes he does, right, Michael Hall. I believe it was

1399
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: written by John Guar and I just had to throw

1400
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: that out there because it was killing me that I

1401
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: didn't remember who wrote it. But it's essentially Will Smith

1402
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: is cosplaying as a wealthy Upper east Side guy and

1403
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: be friends the super rich families. These like nose in

1404
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: the air Upper east Side families. But one of the

1405
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: things they do is uh pot of jam. You know

1406
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: that if you have to buy a gift for someone,

1407
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 1: you get them a pot of jam. And it's just

1408
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: it's actually considered one of the most elegant gifts you

1409
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: can really buy, according to this movie from the nineteen

1410
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 1: eighty Oh.

1411
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 3: I agree nineties because a good jam is much better

1412
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 3: than a bad jam. A bad jam, I have no

1413
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 3: interest in that.

1414
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: I've had bad jam.

1415
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 3: I've had bad jam, and I've had My mom makes jam?

1416
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 3: Does she incredible? Raspberry jam? Really difference with the seed

1417
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 3: with the seed interesting delicious tart. Most like that most

1418
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 3: jam you buy is too sweet?

1419
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: I love a tart, jam I love. I'm not a

1420
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: chocolate person, so I like an apricot and an orange

1421
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: and greene like a freshman dream. That's haaven for me.

1422
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 3: Take people, jam, I think I answer to the question.

1423
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: Of jam and see you have to see six degrees.

1424
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 3: This is the second time it's come up in two months.

1425
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: So oh, it's a movie is coming on one of

1426
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: the great soundtracks. The best acting you'll recognize half Anthony

1427
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: rap is in it. JJ Abrams is in it.

1428
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 3: It's just got everybody interesting. Okay, Well, I feel like

1429
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 3: we answered the question perfectly. Me too, and I now

1430
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 3: am I'm not even hot in the sweatshirt, by the way,

1431
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 3: I usually get very warm in here.

1432
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 1: Garbage. This is what I'm trying to say. I was

1433
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: freezing on the flight. I'm like this polyester piece of shit,

1434
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: seventeen fifty for what is that the only question?

1435
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 3: That's the only question.

1436
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: So that's it. That's not the whole show.

1437
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 3: That's the show's over.

1438
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: We've barely I'm plumbed feathers out here, but crotch here.

1439
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: We barely even hit the hour.

1440
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 3: I thought we barely hit an hour. Yeah, I've lost

1441
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 3: I'm telling you. I have totally lost track of time, Michelle.

1442
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 3: In a way, something's gone used to my biological like

1443
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 3: internal clock used to be a Swiss act. You know,

1444
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 3: I thought we had just gone the regular length of

1445
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 3: an episode.

1446
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: Well, because I make time pass so fast, it sounds

1447
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: to me like I deserve a second point for changing

1448
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: the time on a watch.

1449
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,439
Speaker 3: Well, listen, we can Analise has a gift a curse

1450
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 3: we can do onalse is gonna read us there gift

1451
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 3: to a curse and we both have to answer Analise,

1452
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 3: do you know what it is? We weren't wearing the headphones?

1453
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: Gift you a curse?

1454
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 5: Decorating your Christmas tree for Halloween?

1455
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh well, my mind hurts from that one. I'm not

1456
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: gonna lie. That gave me a little bit of a

1457
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: brain pain.

1458
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 3: Have you seen this happen before?

1459
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 1: No?

1460
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 3: Okay?

1461
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: Can you no? Because I'm sorry? When do you put

1462
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: the Christmas tree up? Okay?

1463
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 3: Well that's a great question. That is a very good question.

1464
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 3: I feel like there's one person I follow on Instagram

1465
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 3: who's out of her mind, and I've spoken about her

1466
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 3: on this podcast a lot of time, and she has

1467
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 3: her Christmas tree up at times at least until Valentine's

1468
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 3: Day becomes a Valentine's state tree. So a real tree,

1469
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 3: it has to be a fake tree must be fake. Yeah,

1470
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 3: otherwise she's begging for a home fire.

1471
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: You know, needles galore? What is this train spotting three?

1472
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, we can't have that, Okay, go on.

1473
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 3: So I feel like there is a culture of this,

1474
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 3: and so I wonder if there's some feeling of like, well,

1475
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 3: we'll put up the tree then we want to well

1476
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 3: we want it'll already be up for Christmas, but we'll

1477
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 3: do Halloween. I mean, what do you think gift for

1478
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 3: a curse?

1479
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: Listen to me. Look, part of the joy of the

1480
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: Christmas season, which I do partake in gladly, is the

1481
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: specialness of saving joy for winter. You have to save

1482
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: joy and lights. I mean, that's what makes visiting like

1483
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: New York or London or a town that gets Christmas y.

1484
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: That's what makes it fun. You get to go in November,

1485
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 1: late November, December, see the lights, and then January comes

1486
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 1: and they wax that, they rip it out from under you.

1487
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: They go, no, it's over, so that you can appreciate

1488
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: it while.

1489
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 3: It's up right right.

1490
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: So to me, I think putting your tree up in

1491
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 1: October is sick, especially now that it's so warm in October.

1492
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 1: Number one, But like, also save the joy, make it special.

1493
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: So I think decorating also Halloween is a wicked holiday.

1494
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 3: Well, you're famously kind of you don't celebrate any holidays.

1495
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 3: You feel like this is a satanic You know.

1496
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: You have a point. I don't really cell Wait, hold on,

1497
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't really celebrate holidays. Hold on, no, I actually

1498
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 1: do celebrate like New Year's Christmas. I like, I don't

1499
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: celebrate Christmas for religious reasons, but as an American, I

1500
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: celebrate it for fun. It's fun. It's just fun to

1501
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: you know, get dressed and things like that.

1502
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're saying curse. Yes, I think I tend

1503
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 3: to agree with that curse. And I think it's kind

1504
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 3: of in the same realm we're doing this to Halloween now,

1505
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 3: where it's like people are starting to decorate for Halloween

1506
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 3: in August and now we're combining it with Christmas. With

1507
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 3: the decorations, now, this is no longer special. Nobody knows

1508
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 3: what this means. It's not the Christmas tree is not scary.

1509
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 3: It's gotta be spooky. You've got to have a spooky decoration.

1510
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they're selling skeletons my size at home.

1511
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: People put it on your house. If you care so

1512
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: much about Halloween, go buy some cotton, put some spiderwebs.

1513
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 3: Up, yes on October first, and have those things down

1514
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 3: November first. I don't care what else is going on

1515
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 3: in your life. Keep it together. I can barely tell

1516
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 3: what time it is. Ever, I can't be driving past

1517
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 3: Halloween decorations mid September.

1518
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: When I see those spirit halloweens pop up in August,

1519
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm like sick. Ohs. Anyone buying your costume in August

1520
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: is sick in the head. I don't want to see

1521
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: skulls in August. I don't like it. I don't like

1522
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: skulls in general. But because I don't like it's a

1523
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: wicked holiday, I don't. I don't even like getny dressed

1524
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 1: up for Halloween. People always think because I'm like a

1525
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: funny girl and I like to laugh, they was going,

1526
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: you must love Halloween. Hate I love to perform. Hate Halloween.

1527
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: It's like how I hate Santa Coon.

1528
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 3: They're just certainly I mean, who who among us likes Santa?

1529
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: But there is a commonality there because it's people who

1530
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 1: the whole year they're a little quiet, and I respect it.

1531
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: This is their time to shine, then do it. But

1532
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: it's just not my time. You know. They use Halloween.

1533
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: They're like, this is the night I'm gonna slut it up.

1534
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna really go nuts. It's like New Year's you know.

1535
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 1: And I think that's great if that's how you let loose,

1536
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: fantastic for me, that's the night that I want to

1537
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: truly stain, be at my street, clothes under the covers,

1538
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: shoes on, and not leave the house.

1539
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 3: What am I going to get a holiday to slutt

1540
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 3: it up? I don't get where's my holiday for slotting

1541
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 3: around flooding?

1542
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 1: Well, isn't that like pride? Don't be Oh no, that's wrong.

1543
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 3: I feel like Pride's not even for me. They've kicked

1544
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,959
Speaker 3: me out of the community. They're keeping me at arms.

1545
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 3: Leg what happens, I'll go with Arbor Day.

1546
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: Tree holiday. You can't steal my holiday.

1547
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 3: I've got allow that.

1548
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,920
Speaker 1: I have not allow you to impinge and infringe on

1549
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 1: Arbor Day. What about there's got to be something for you.

1550
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 3: Let's see May President's Day. You look like you could

1551
01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 3: president on President's Day. Oh yeah, I'm not. I so

1552
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 3: I don't get Saint Patrick's Day.

1553
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: What's your background?

1554
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 3: Scottish? English, German?

1555
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: Can you get your English passport?

1556
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 3: I should look into that.

1557
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: I really should, and then marry me. Sorry, boyfriend. We'll

1558
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: have this episode as proof when we fell in love.

1559
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 1: When you show to the government, I'm like, no, this

1560
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 1: was the moment.

1561
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 3: Sparks too.

1562
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: We cut the pride stuff out. I'm like no, he

1563
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: we locked eyes in our jersey sweatshirts and me.

1564
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 3: We consummated the marriage with this audience. Oh well, I'm

1565
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 3: going to look into a holiday to get slutty. We'll

1566
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 3: find it. Yes, I'll find Easter.

1567
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's an easy one. Easter is an easy one.

1568
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 3: Rabbit cost now, you know what?

1569
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: Even saying that, I'm like, wait, maybe I do need

1570
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 1: to slut it up on hall. I'm gonna be in

1571
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 1: Miami on Halloween.

1572
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 3: What was the last Halloween costume you had?

1573
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 2: Oh?

1574
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: My god, I gotta rack my brain. What was the

1575
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: last hallowen? I remember that I spent a lot of time.

1576
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: I was going to a party this years ago, probably

1577
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: pre COVID, okay, and I thought it would be funny

1578
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: now mind you, this was in like twenty nineteen. I

1579
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: have to defend myself. But I thought it would be

1580
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: funny instead of being a basic bitch, to be a

1581
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: basic witch. So I bought uggs, I went to a

1582
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: T shirt chop and I made the Starbucks logo with

1583
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: a witch hat. I was like, bro, you are so funny.

1584
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: In my mind, it was the only time I've ever

1585
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: really put effort into a costume. Couldn't have been a

1586
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 1: bigger loser on Holloway. I mean it was Oh. I

1587
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: put a Starbucks copper on a broom. I was like,

1588
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: this is so funny. People are gonna love my basic witch.

1589
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: And then even having to say basic witch was humiliation

1590
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,800
Speaker 1: off off. I hated every second of that. I was like,

1591
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: this is why I hate this holiday. When I was little,

1592
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 1: I had some cute little costumes. I was a freaky kid,

1593
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: so I was Skeletor one year star Field that was

1594
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: pee wee Like I was like a bit of a

1595
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: little weirdo.

1596
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I still am, well, you should dress up

1597
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 3: this year.

1598
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: I know what should I be? Pee wee again?

1599
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:47,919
Speaker 3: Pee?

1600
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 1: I love me some peewee.

1601
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 3: I got to buy a suit though, I mean it

1602
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 3: requires that's an expensive costume.

1603
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,560
Speaker 1: Actually, I know back in my day it was some

1604
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,759
Speaker 1: toys arrests. It was like a right when you can buying.

1605
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 3: On it, potentially a plastic Paul Ruben's face or something.

1606
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: Literally what I had, I could be ed guyine. I

1607
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I would send the news this skin. I thought,

1608
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 1: you're making.

1609
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 3: A big mistake here, which is going topical. Don't go

1610
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 3: topical on Halloween. You will regret it every time because

1611
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 3: you'll look back and be like, oh my god, what

1612
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 3: was I thinking?

1613
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 1: Remember when I was Michael Ducoccus, No one liked that.

1614
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 1: Everybody went, what is she thinking? And I said, people

1615
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:23,639
Speaker 1: are going to be a hit.

1616
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,799
Speaker 3: This is the year you should be Michael Ducaccus. Actually, yes,

1617
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 3: this Marilyn Quail.

1618
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: That's a good one. There you go, spring hairspray in

1619
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 1: my mouth. I'm like, I'm a drunk. What was her thing?

1620
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: I mean I was like ten when that happened, So

1621
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: this is me.

1622
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 3: Really what did she do?

1623
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: She was an alcoholic and she used to drink hairspray.

1624
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, I remember even as a kid, I

1625
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 1: was like, bad bitch, I love it.

1626
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,839
Speaker 3: And you would drink hairspray by with the aerosol.

1627
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 1: Yes, because I think that they were. This is, by

1628
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: the way, I'm now lying. I don't know if this

1629
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:51,599
Speaker 1: is what happened out. She definitely drank hairspray that I remember,

1630
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: But my theory is obviously that she was dangerous around

1631
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 1: the sauce, and so they sauce freed the house and

1632
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: then she was like, well, gotta get a work, and

1633
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 1: then grabbed a white rain can and went to town.

1634
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 1: And we don't consider that huffing because it's spraying. She's

1635
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: drinking it. Have you ever killed a bug with hair spray?

1636
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,759
Speaker 3: I have no, I haven't, but it works. It seems

1637
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 3: kind of humane.

1638
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: I think so too.

1639
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 3: Make them beautiful and then yeah, stop them out, freeze

1640
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 3: them in time.

1641
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 1: Yes, stunning. What are you going to be for Halloween? Bridge?

1642
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 3: I have no plans this year.

1643
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 1: The to Miami. I have a big apartment. I'm doing it.

1644
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 3: The covers genes wait, I would love that.

1645
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,840
Speaker 1: Perfect for the government. They love that be like we

1646
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 1: were closing up on well, then we're getting somewhere.

1647
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 3: Okay, we're building a story. We're building a narrative.

1648
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: Everyone has a story. Love her. I could be Kathili Giffert.

1649
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: What would you call costume? This is hard?

1650
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 3: Last year I went as Jessica Chessain, just trying to

1651
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,640
Speaker 3: run a few errands and it works perfectly, funny, it

1652
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 3: worked perfectly. All I had to do is essentially put

1653
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 3: on a wig in some ath leisure and get a

1654
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 3: target bag.

1655
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 1: Bam, that is good. Were you her in Molly's Game?

1656
01:10:59,000 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: Or which version was her?

1657
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 3: Out on the town? Just everyone leave me alone. I

1658
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 3: just need to do a quick target trip. That's who

1659
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 3: I was, and it works. I mean I did have

1660
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 3: to explain it to every single person, which has its

1661
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 3: ups and downs, but I think I got the costume correctly.

1662
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that a lot. I think it's hard

1663
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: being a celebrity, though not for me.

1664
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 3: I pick a redheaded woman and I'm sot on my way.

1665
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 1: I gotta pick a lady with big bones. Who would

1666
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: that be? Don't say it. I'm going to be mad.

1667
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: Whatever you say. I'm gonna be a fan in that.

1668
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 3: We should have a quick conversation. This is I feel

1669
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 3: like there should at least be an annual reminder to

1670
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 3: every single person on earth. No one ever wants to

1671
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 3: hear who they look like.

1672
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 1: No, don't say it.

1673
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,880
Speaker 3: Why in the world would you ever tell somebody that.

1674
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something? It backfires every time I

1675
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: think the like sometimes people will say when they think

1676
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: is nice, and I'm like, all right, but I won't

1677
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: even I'm not gonna say. But it's like it's tough, right.

1678
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,720
Speaker 3: You just don't like to hear it, and then you

1679
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 3: start thinking like, oh, what like feature are they zeroing

1680
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 3: in on? It will unsettle you for weeks weeks unless

1681
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 3: it is objectively the most beautiful person alive, no one

1682
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 3: wants to hear.

1683
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 1: A thousand percent.

1684
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,400
Speaker 3: And it's shocking how many people don't know that.

1685
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 1: Listen, I've done it, I've said, I said to people,

1686
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure because sometimes but in my mind it's always

1687
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 1: some when I find attractive.

1688
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,720
Speaker 3: Everybody has their type, and your type might be unattractive

1689
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 3: to the person by.

1690
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 1: The way to most Now we're getting somewhere. Actually, yes,

1691
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 1: that is my favorite.

1692
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 3: It was a trap. It's a trap for everybody. Okay,

1693
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,920
Speaker 3: so that's a reminder. How did we get here? No

1694
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 3: one ever knows on this podcast.

1695
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,799
Speaker 1: Where do we go from here? Did you see Rachel

1696
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 1: Ziegler singing as to a concert with the pladi Oh, interesting.

1697
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,639
Speaker 1: No good, very good. I mean she's a real born

1698
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 1: and bred talent, that Rachel. She's very good. Uh really

1699
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: blew her pipes on every song. You know there was

1700
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,599
Speaker 1: not a moment of She's sang stars from Limaz you know, sure,

1701
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 1: sure in every word.

1702
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 3: My boyfriend was toured with Limaz.

1703
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:03,240
Speaker 1: No as who oh my gosh, he's that funny.

1704
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 3: He's a funny man.

1705
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:09,800
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm seeing lame Is tomorrow night here in

1706
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: la Oh no way, Yes, I was saying, wouldn't that

1707
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 1: be so exciting? Would you want to come? No, you're busy.

1708
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,799
Speaker 3: I've seen it once. That's nothing. It's a long show.

1709
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 1: I not long enough. Call up Shoenberg and booble eel

1710
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:32,240
Speaker 1: because I've got notes. I say, more songs, more pain

1711
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: I need, I need. You know what I saw? Can

1712
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 1: I say one last thing?

1713
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1714
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 1: Only because I really love the show. I spread the

1715
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 1: gospel of the show to every show I go on

1716
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 1: everyone I meet. Are you going to be in London

1717
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:44,840
Speaker 1: anytime soon?

1718
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:45,759
Speaker 3: No? I wish?

1719
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: Why not?

1720
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 3: I have no reason to be there.

1721
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, next time you go to London, listener and

1722
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 1: you you gotta see Oliver Richard.

1723
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 3: People love Oliver.

1724
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,840
Speaker 1: I hate children, you know that. I thought, I don't

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01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 1: want to see it. I don't care, and I went

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01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 1: almost as a favor. I went because a friend had

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01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: tickets and said, you want to go see it, and

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01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,720
Speaker 1: I thought, well, I guess for free. I'll go to

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01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,960
Speaker 1: anything for free, and I went. By the end, I

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01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: was buying merch. I was crazed. I was like out

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01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 1: of my head at Oliver, it's I think it might be.

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01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 1: Hello Dolly is one of the greatest shows I've seen live?

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01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,320
Speaker 3: Did you see it with Bette Midler?

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01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 1: I was too poor. I saw with Donna Murphy, but

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01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 1: it was just as good. I saw with Gavin and

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01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,559
Speaker 1: Beani and everybody, but it was Donna. Donna was great.

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01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 3: I got to see bet No dear luck unbelievable. I mean,

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01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 3: she's like a birthday party.

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01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,400
Speaker 1: You're so it was. I couldn't the tickets looks.

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01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,719
Speaker 3: We got a deal. Thank god.

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01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: I have no connections, so I had no deal. But

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01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 1: I saw Hello Dolly. Lay Miss is one of my

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01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,400
Speaker 1: top of all time, but it was top three easily

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01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 1: of best live shows ever.

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01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna have to look into Oliver.

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01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,559
Speaker 1: You have no clue what you're getting yourselves down the track.

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01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,320
Speaker 1: Listen to the original with Jonathan Price. Okay, it'll really

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01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: get you in the mood. And I got to say everyone,

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01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 1: the those kids, I would have a child. I would

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01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:06,240
Speaker 1: if I could guarantee talent. I'm being deadly serious. If

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01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,600
Speaker 1: you could tell me, then shall have a child. And

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01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 1: then in five, six years, ten, fifteen, twenty years, your

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01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 1: kid will be blowing hole. That's not what I want

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01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: to say, blowing their pipes on a West End stage.

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01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: Forget it. In a second, roll the dice, see if

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01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:26,240
Speaker 1: it happens. Oh, I couldn't possibly. Thank God for our

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01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 1: parents are so blessed. Of course we get to watch

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01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:29,639
Speaker 1: us do what we do.

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01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 3: Shine. This is my parents, Oliver, this podcast.

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01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: I love it so much. Okay, I'm done. We can

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01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 1: wrap now. Thank you. I got the extra time I needed.

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01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 3: No, I'm so happy.

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01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: I had the best time.

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01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:43,640
Speaker 3: Thank you. So I'm so happy to have the sweatshirt.

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01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 3: I'm so happy we actually got to do the podcast.

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01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: Me too. We I'm gonna ask you though, when you

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01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 1: get gifts, do you ever not like the gift that

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01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:50,040
Speaker 1: people give you?

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01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

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01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: I get a lot of crap, and you say.

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01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,559
Speaker 3: It if it's really a bad item, we'll discuss how

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01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 3: bad it is.

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01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:55,559
Speaker 1: Got it okay?

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01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,080
Speaker 3: Good? You know, Usually it's like it's at least something

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01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:01,120
Speaker 3: cute or interesting enough to like display or something. But

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01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,320
Speaker 3: occasionally it's something that just has to be shoved in

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01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 3: a cupboard. And then there have been some real There

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01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 3: have been like I think three bomb gifts, which I

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01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 3: won't say which I leave that up to the listener

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01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 3: to guess. But otherwise it's something to talk about. What's

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01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 3: the best gift you've gotten. It's a very good question.

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01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 1: Have you always been? Is that like a common one?

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01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I feel like it's a tie. I would

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01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 3: say for practicality, I got a car garbage can from

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01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,799
Speaker 3: the comedy writer John Milstein, and it's changed my life.

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01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 3: The other thing that felt, I'm never getting married. I

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01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:38,679
Speaker 3: have no interest in getting married, and I'm so jealous

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01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 3: of people who get married and get to get appliances

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01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:44,439
Speaker 3: they don't need. Cola Skull gave me a very nice

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01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 3: waffle maker.

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01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 1: Wow, we love some Cola Skull. I mean, of course

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01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: brought the best gift.

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01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,400
Speaker 3: It's truly one of those things where it is like

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01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 3: I would have never considered purchasing this waffle maker, and

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01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 3: now I have this nice you use it. I've used

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01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 3: it a couple.

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01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,280
Speaker 1: Of gonna use this more than I don't care who

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01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:04,880
Speaker 1: has won a Tony on this show. I don't care

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01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:11,519
Speaker 1: what awards meaningless. I'm sorry. I I've won an award

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01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,120
Speaker 1: in my time, and I think that you will get

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01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,799
Speaker 1: more use out of your new jersey sweatshirts.

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01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to make a waffle in this sweatshirt.

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01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:18,439
Speaker 1: I'd like to see it.

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01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 3: Do everybody proud?

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01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,560
Speaker 1: That's sweet? Okay, I'll accept. Thank you well, thank you

1806
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,799
Speaker 1: so much for having me. I adore you funniest before.

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01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 3: Before we exit, let let it be known.

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01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 5: Let the record show that you're both incorrect and that

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01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:35,160
Speaker 5: decorating in the tree for Halloween is in fact a gift.

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01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: So selfish, go on listen.

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01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,559
Speaker 5: I'm I am a big Halloween head, though, so I

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01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 5: I don't.

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01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,479
Speaker 1: I really do have a horse in this race.

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01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 5: I love being able to celebrate it for a little

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01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 5: bit longer than we.

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01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:52,840
Speaker 1: Can question.

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01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 5: Well, I have some good incandescent lights that are purple

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01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,440
Speaker 5: and orange. I get some spooky decorations.

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01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,040
Speaker 3: You think because you're behind that glass, you're safe.

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01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 5: Oh I know, I know.

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01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,519
Speaker 1: I am Anally's. Can I ask you a question? Sure?

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01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,759
Speaker 1: Are you particular about where you buy your Halloween uh?

1823
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:12,559
Speaker 1: Accoutrement or decor?

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01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:12,800
Speaker 3: Like?

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01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,559
Speaker 1: Will you go to Michael's or is that beneath you?

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01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,160
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I love a Michael's CIGARETI did, and

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01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 1: that's funny. And I want to ask another question. Do

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01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 1: you think your obsession with Halloween is connected to any

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01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 1: trauma from your child?

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01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,240
Speaker 3: I think it is for everybody.

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01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,680
Speaker 1: It has to be, I mean, for that's why I

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01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:29,160
Speaker 1: don't like.

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01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,160
Speaker 3: It, you know any interesting?

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01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:30,639
Speaker 1: Probably?

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01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think everybody has their own reasons for liking

1836
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,800
Speaker 5: scary things. I think for me it is a little

1837
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,240
Speaker 5: bit of like, I am an anxious person and it

1838
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:44,000
Speaker 5: is like, uh, it's controlled fears. And honestly, I'm to

1839
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 5: bring it full circle to the beginning of the podcast,

1840
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:48,600
Speaker 5: surprised you don't like it more because Halloween and a

1841
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 5: lot of films are all about standing up for yourself.

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01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 3: So interesting.

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01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, We're gonna have to later episode because I'm not

1844
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 1: seeing the connection there. But Iyadoria and I love you

1845
01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 1: and thanks for having me.

1846
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,720
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here and listener the podcast. You

1847
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,360
Speaker 3: know it's over, you know yet you kind of got tricked.

1848
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 3: But this is the final part of the podcast where

1849
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 3: I say goodbye. I kick you out of the boat

1850
01:19:11,479 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 3: and you learn to swim. I love you goodbye. I said,

1851
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:23,360
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer

1852
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 3: is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed

1853
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 3: by Ben Tolliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker

1854
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,120
Speaker 3: Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

1855
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:37,080
Speaker 3: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at

1856
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,120
Speaker 3: I said no Gifts, That's where you're going to see

1857
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 3: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

1858
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 3: you want to see the gifts?

1859
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:48,679
Speaker 1: And why did you hear? Fun?

1860
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:56,600
Speaker 2: A man myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess you

1861
01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:02,599
Speaker 2: gotta come to me empty And I said, no, guest,

1862
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:08,800
Speaker 2: your own presence is presents enough. I already had too

1863
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:13,600
Speaker 2: much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me?