WEBVTT - “The Getting Dumped Expert” with Jenny Gorelick 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:09.760 Yes, hello, hi ah, I'm feeling good, are you? Yeah? 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:12.719 I mean we spent like an hour and a half together. 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.560 We did. We recorded Patreon. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:17.840 Please go to our Patreon and uh listen to our 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.760 messier messier episodes. 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.919 Yeah, I mean, I don't think we said anything messy today. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:28.240 We are classy cunty ladies. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:29.920 We are classic. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:33.120 Cunts, classy cunts. Can we do that as march on jackets? 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:34.920 Classy classy cunts? 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.920 I like that incursive on the back of like a 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.200 letterman jacket, like a varsity jacket. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:45.800 We can't do times normal times, new Roman wingings. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.400 Let's put it in wingedings. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.960 Yes, well, what do we do last night? We have 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.640 movie night? And that was cute. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:55.760 Yes we did. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:59.600 We watched probably the best worst movie I've ever seen. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:00:59.920 In my life. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.600 It's obviously the worst. It was a two hour movie. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.000 I have no idea what the movie was about. It 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:06.479 was called Superfly, and. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:09.120 There was nothing super or fly about it, No except 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:09.959 for maybe that wig. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:12.959 Was it a lace front? Did we figure out it 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.880 might be his hair? But we watched it. Marie, my girlfriend, 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.800 and some other people were smoking weed and we laughed 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:20.640 for two hours. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:21.840 Two hours. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.640 We were roasting everybody in the movie. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.679 The movie was so bad. Yeah, but we. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.960 Were being typical black people in a movie theater, just 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.679 yelling at the. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:35.680 Scream screaming, well, you know they can't read right, just screaming. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.759 Wow, he's gotta wear white every day. 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.920 There was like a there was a whole team of 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:43.280 people in the movie that only wore white. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:44.559 Yeah, they're a gang. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.560 Their guns were spray painted white, their cars were white. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.280 One dude had on cream in one scene and we 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.040 were like, oh, wow, that's not white. Wardrobe failed. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:57.240 And then there was this really bad threesome sex scene, 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:01.480 like a full on sex scene, like butt naked, and 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.760 he had a bad body, yes, and by a bad body, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.720 I mean it was like he wasn't buff enough. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.040 For No, he didn't have any back muscle, he had 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:08.680 no bicep. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.840 It was like a straight toothpick arm, and his he 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.680 had like a perm in the movie. And in it 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.040 was a shower scene that the sex happened in and 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:21.800 his hair got wet and we were screaming for a 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.919 shower cap because then his hair got wet, and then 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.200 the next scene is him with his hair straight. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:27.480 Again. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.560 I was like, so we're not gonna show. Is him 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.320 getting his hair blown out? 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.720 Yeah, we're not going to a tiny hot comb nobody. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:36.760 Yeah, they didn't. We didn't get to see the real 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:37.440 scenes that we want. 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.240 It was a crazy sex scene too, because they like 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:42.120 at one point he's laying on the floor of the 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.120 shower and the two women are on top of him 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.120 and it was like, you know, his back is now 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:47.920 covered in pubes. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.200 Yes, yes, because it was his shower. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:51.440 It was gross. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:52.560 I don't trust the manically in. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.560 Their bathroom enough to be laying on my back in 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:57.200 the shower. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:58.079 Marie. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.880 Have you had shower sex? Yes, but I did not 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:01.720 lay down. Friend. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:06.000 Also, shower sex is like not convenient for anybody, right, 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.200 it's slippery, Marie. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.240 I'm trying to wait, what did you do with your hair? 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:18.360 Maybe the shower, maybe the maybe the the. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:22.320 The thing was like tilted straight down? Is it shower 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.520 sex if none of us are getting wet? 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:24.960 Hm? 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.320 Murray? Was this recent? No? Sitting here? 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:38.680 Look how uncomfortable. I'm sorry. Well, I haven't hadow slower 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:42.200 shower sex in such a long time. It's too messy 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.240 and my bathroom is not big enough for all that. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:46.960 What are you talking about our bathroom are tub it's 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.480 not big enough, and the water when it's on one 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.680 person the other person is called the way cold, and 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:55.000 I hate that we both have to be in the shower. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.600 So do y'all have shower sex when it's wash day? 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.880 Through the hairt No, we gotta be in the tub. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:02.120 It's got to be a bath. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:04.800 Okay, So baths okay, Yeah, that's different sets. Yeah, we 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:05.840 gotta have bath secks. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:09.839 Just like and you gotta have bath sex right when 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:15.760 the water hits the tub and it hasn't been Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:17.359 you drop the bath bomb and then you drop the 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:17.839 coach bomb. 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:23.480 Yes, it's nice, pissy bomb. Yes, that's how does that 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:28.040 work with lesbians? What do you mean bath sex? How? 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.720 How does that work? What do you mean? 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:31.000 Like? 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:31.760 What are y'all doing? 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:33.920 Fucking having sex? 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:39.640 But how well, there's a strap ln in the bathtub. Yes, 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.640 you can do whatever you want in the bathtub. It's 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:42.280 your bathtub. 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:47.000 Wow. Wow, there's breaking you use it. You can use 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.280 a whole arm. Wow as a dick, you know that 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:51.440 full arm? 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:54.560 Yeah you've never been fisted, but no, Sydney, I have 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.680 never been fisted in my life. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.440 Never. It's a full vis look at how big my 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:02.080 knuckles are. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:08.080 Wow, Sidney, You're just Ray Charleston people, just the whole fist. 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.240 I saw this crazy video on you on Twitter that 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:14.120 somebody showed me of this woman that I guess she 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.600 had been fisted in her butt and they poured fruit 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:17.400 loops in it and. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.279 Ate the cereal. Did you say that? 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:20.880 Like? 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.920 It was crazy? I mean, can you send it to me? 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.400 Listen, Zach showed it to me, so I gotta I 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.080 gotta get him to send it. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.600 To me, or so, can you please? I gotta do this. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:32.480 I got it. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.680 It's gross, but I feel like she was I feel 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.120 like she was farting a little bit and it was like. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:43.159 Bubb I love fruit loops. That's my favorite. That and 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:44.400 Rice Krispy Treats. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:48.560 Oh you just like sugar diabetes asolute, baby. Rice Crispy 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.560 Treats was just sugar cube. Yes, baby, I am here 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:53.040 for some fruit. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.000 I like my be I like my taint very sweet. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:59.799 Your taint taint is that the taint outside the butt? 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.760 Maybe I thought the taint was like the little area 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.679 between your butt and your coach. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:06.599 Yeah, you never stuck on that before. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:13.640 Oh my god, we're getting today six minutes. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.800 You know, my pastor listen to the podcast, Hey pastor, 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.000 Fry Ray, were you're an expert in anything this week? 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.760 As an expert in being mean this week? A bully 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.320 if you will? 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:25.839 Really? 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:30.200 Yeah? Oh wow, what a call back? What did you do? 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.560 Friends? You know all the things that I always do. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.520 I'm like, am I mean? Or are you sensitive? 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:37.080 You know? 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.719 That's a good Oh so where does my meanness stack 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:42.960 up to like the people that you surround yourself with? 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:47.920 You know? If I'm mean that? Like, I don't know. 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.279 I have no idea how to finish that sentence. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.560 Let's let's ask the listeners. Do you think Marie is 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.560 a bully? Do you think she's mean? 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:59.920 I mean, you think she has no heart? Okay, yes, 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.920 she's mean. She's a bully. She has no heart. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.320 I do have a heart. It's just little. It's like 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:05.880 a like a. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.279 Like a tiny ice cube, like you know when you 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.600 do you you put water in the ice tray and like. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.560 One cube won't be full. 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.840 For some reason, like you feel the tray and then 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.400 they all freeze and one is like half. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.160 That's my heart, Like that little half cube. I love it. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:27.080 It's like a little nemo fin Oh my god, I 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:27.480 love it. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.280 It's great. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:29.680 My heart is a nemo fin. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.320 I mean, in the almost five years that we've been friends, 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.040 I feel like your heart has gotten a little bit bigger. Wow, 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:41.160 And I'll take it where my heart used to be 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.960 Ami on set it best. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:51.160 Used to be. Yes. 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:53.720 I don't think you're a bully. I think you're You're 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.920 who you are, and I accept you as you. You've 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.160 made me cry many times when it made me re 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:03.520 evaluate myself. I said me, look in when when Marie 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:08.240 hurts her feelings, you're like, it must be me. She's 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.440 that abusive that you think it's all it's you. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.160 Look, it's not hurts me, it's me. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:12.840 Ya. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.880 What do you say that it's that it's you? Oh, 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.720 you don't think it's you think it's me. Wow, let's 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.920 talk about it and shock spicy. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.120 After all that we've been through in this studio, all 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:28.960 the shick shock we had together. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:31.280 I mean, but we've been making him pay for his 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.000 own food. Yeah we do, that's true. Well, he's a producer, 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:38.640 he's got to pay right, Okay, Well, Andrew, you know, 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:39.960 maybe you should look in word. 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:43.400 You know I've done and I. 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.760 Know sometimes say you're just a little road, and that's fine. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.280 Listen, our rudest friends are our bestest friends. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:52.120 That's what honesty. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.520 And truly, I feel like that's what your rude friend 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.480 is going to say the ship that you can't say. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.760 Your rude friend is going to say the stuff that 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:03.360 you need to hear. Ah, but we call you a 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.319 sexy tall producer intern. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:14.120 Okay, what the problem is? Producer intern? We always in 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.119 we go back and listen to all of the episodes. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.800 Since the minute we started saying it, we always say 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:22.760 our tall, gay producer intern. 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:27.040 It's true, it did and that was me. It was me. 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:29.319 It did start with that, I said intern. But then 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:30.880 but we say producer intern. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.800 Now, yeah, we changed it and we said tall, sexy, single, 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.079 ready to man, lives in Chelsea by himself. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:38.880 Your roommate intern. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:39.760 He's doing great. 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.439 Yeah. Wow, Andrew, I feel like that. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:44.360 I hate it. 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.840 You needed to get that off here, that N word. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:50.320 You had to look inward you see and you tell him, 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:50.880 are you mad? 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:51.720 Whatever? 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.680 You gotta get off your chest, bro, This is where 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:55.040 to do it. This is where we're gonna do it. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.000 A spot yeah. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.480 Wait okay, and so I was an expert in uh 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:05.200 taking the time that I needed the first week of work? 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.599 Did I say mention this already? Did I mention it 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.320 on the podcast that I fell asleep at work? 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:10.800 Andrew? 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.760 I did? 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.120 Fuck, we'll say it again. I'm gonna say it again. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:18.960 Yeah, I fell asleep at work. 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:23.400 Guys, you know what's happen again. It's good. Okay, So 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:24.080 we didn't say it. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.800 Okay, So I fell asleep the first week, the last 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.440 day of my first week, I fell asleep, and I 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:30.679 was sitting on a couch. And it's just like, you 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.560 can't be on a couch and not take a little nap. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.079 I can, but yeah, sure, I fell asleep and I 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.320 tried to play it off. And you woke up, your 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.040 hair was in your mouth. You're like, mind you what 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:44.360 was on my laptop? Kevin Hart was not watching his 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:49.640 new special if that If you guys want to know 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.520 my review on Kevin Hart, I fell asleep. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:57.280 Wow, Well, I mean Kevin Hart has released I think 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.599 too many specials back to back at this point for 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:01.160 newer ones to be funny. 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.440 Honey, to close my eyes and I didn't look back. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.120 And I still have a job, So I'm looking forward 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.200 to next week. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.560 Yeah, that's real. I love that for you. I'm so 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.600 happy for you taking the time that you need. Guys, 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:15.600 taking a little bit of you time. That's called self care. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:19.360 Yes, and speaking of self care, our guests today Wow 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:24.360 is a gym gen Jelic. She's a comedian and a 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:28.720 producer and she is our getting dumped experts. Ah love it, 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:31.120 give it up for Jinny grlic Hi. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:35.640 Yeah, jn Wow, thank you for calling me angelic. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.280 You are you? Actually your energy is very angelic. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.920 But I feel like you might have been one of 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.600 like the mean popular kids in school. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:46.040 I actually was not, but I held onto that energy 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.320 and now I use it when I need to. You know, 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.680 I didn't have the opportunity to be a mean girl 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.520 in school, but now you know it's pent up. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:56.719 So yeah, you're giving me Gretchen wienersgy thank you, right, 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:00.200 like not Regina George, but like adjacent. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.959 Right, Like my father invented pop charts. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:06.680 Yes, yes, that's a good one. Poptarts. Tell people that. Yeah, 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.160 you should just tell people that. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.079 I mean, it goes with you everything. 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.360 Thank you going around saying that their father invented post its. 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:16.280 What was that. 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:24.080 From the invented that they invented post its. I love 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:30.360 that post its postmates. My dad invented postmates. Maybe say that, Yeah, 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.840 that'd be good. Jenny, Where where are you from and 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.120 do you have any feedback on anything that you heard 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:35.800 thus far? 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:36.240 Well? 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.200 I love that we started super intimate. That was really fun. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.920 Yes, with your stance on shower or bath six. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.160 I've never had bath sex, and I feel like I 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:49.480 need to immediately, So that's next on my list. Mm hmm. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.360 Shower sex. I like, I think you need to be 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:56.600 having it with someone that you're not using condoms with. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.959 So wait, who was using condoms in the sh. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:03.160 No one, So, like you, you can't. It has to 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:07.160 be someone that you save sex right right, So for 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.560 that reason, you know, has not happened recently. For me, 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:13.400 it's like that's a that's a boyfriend thing, and you're 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.080 not there yet. I'm not there yet. I'm not there 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:15.800 right now, And that. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.319 Is so on brand because you're good at getting done. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.000 I'm really good at getting done. Circle bitch. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.680 Seems so sweet, but I feel like it's a little 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.760 ticky ticky boom here, a little ticky ticky boom. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:28.720 You feel it, you feel like it. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:32.439 Doesn't see it. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.760 When I see your pictures on Instagram. I'm like, she 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.400 looks like such a good person. She's gotta have killed 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.200 a cat at least. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:42.400 No, right, she ran over a cat. Be right, you're 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:43.520 so sweet. I won't. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.400 I don't know your age, but you look so freaking young. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.679 He's the youngest person. You're not the youngest person. You 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.080 look like the youngest person who's been on this podcast. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.400 I know, but I'm twenty seven. I think I'm right 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.080 in there with you. I'm right in there. But I 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.280 hope that I look like you were eight. No, no, oh, yeah, 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.880 I'm already going back a year. I'm at my age. Sorry, guys, 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.840 from now on, I'm actually twenty one. So that's what 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:06.680 I'm going to start saying. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:10.000 Lean into that, into that dumb energy. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.440 But I yeah, I look really young, and I hope 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.240 to look this way when I'm forty. I just I 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.320 want to be playing a teen on the CW, you know, 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:19.720 at like thirty years old. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:23.200 I see there was the black girl on Pretty Little 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:26.240 Liars or something is like forty two. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:27.960 Shut up, and she she's been. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.080 Playing a high school student in her entire career, and 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.240 I'm look her up. No, I'm looking I'm telling you 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:36.000 it's a black woman or she's light skinned, so it's 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.040 not even like Seann Melanie is all the way popping. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.880 I don't know what her name is, sess with that show, 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.800 not the show, but that she's playing someone so young. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:50.120 For even Stacy Dash when we liked her on Clue List, 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:54.520 she was like thirty four yeah, yea yeah, and now 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:57.080 she's crazy and we hate her, but she was really 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.080 she was a grown ass woman on that show. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:06.040 Yeah, yes, Actually, well that was the thing back in 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:06.400 the day. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:10.000 You can you can look really young but be old 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.880 and play these high schoolers, and then everybody wanted to 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.080 look older because they're like, oh, it's actually thirty four 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.640 year olds fucking playing sixteen sixteen. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:20.600 Yeah, but I feel like we're not getting like the 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.560 high school comedy dramas anymore, you know what I mean. Like, 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.600 I don't know what movies are now, but I feel 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:27.920 like we're not getting. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:30.760 Can't hardly Wade or. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:36.360 Damn right, We're not getting movies like that anymore, don't Jenny, Hello, 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:37.880 there's a market. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:38.880 There's a moment. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:45.040 She had Bianca Lawson. She's forty years old. He's a child. Still, 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:46.360 She's in Queen sugar too. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:50.360 See Boom cast a gossip Girl. They're like fifty, they 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:51.400 were fifty Gossip Girl. 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:53.720 I've never seen an episode. Ag Really, well, I'm not 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.040 really here for Blake Lively. 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.080 Okay, that's fair. She's never got to be a good actress. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:02.960 But but she Blake Lively, she's I'm. 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.720 Sorry, say it space. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.440 Sorry, I actually I thought she was amazing in a 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:09.160 simple favor. 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:10.880 She said that movie was good. 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.560 It's a good movie. It's it's an insane movie. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:14.560 And need to come out. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:20.120 Last year. Yeah, great movie. Blake Lively is incredible in 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:22.720 it because she's finally getting to play like the psychopath 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.960 that we want from her, that we know she is, 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.320 that we know she is. But when she's playing Serena Vanderwoodson, 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.080 it's her hair that's doing the acting. 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.160 Did you write did you write this stuff before you 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:34.720 go out? 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:36.760 Talk about Blake Lively? 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:46.040 But the bars right now, I think it's Marie. She 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:47.360 brings the meat out. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:49.600 You said that you think I might be a little mean. 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.720 I have a little bit let it. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:52.920 Peek out sometimes. 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:53.920 Well, where are you from? 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:54.680 New Jersey? 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:57.120 I don't know to guess that at all. You're giving 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.360 me like Los Angeles High School. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.840 Thank you, I know, but Jersey It's just such a 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.480 part of me. And I'm specifically I mean my belly 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.280 button ring that I'm hiding right now. That is one 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:11.240 of the most Jerseys mount Yeah, girl, Wow, Jersey, you 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.280 can't get rid of it. You can just take it out, 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.520 I know. But the New Jersey in me, I mean, 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:16.199 let it go. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:17.919 Your shirt is checked in, but I do want to 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:23.760 see it. Wow, it's Cuba Zone. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:28.720 You were a real Diamonds went. That's Claire's I'm from 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:29.200 New Jersey. 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:31.760 Oh my god, I freaking love that you have a 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:32.320 belly ring. 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:32.760 You are? 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.280 You are so degrassi. Do you take that? Do you 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:37.520 take do you have sex with that? 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:37.679 In? 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.119 Of course course take it out like. 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:44.480 Shut Kia Shira. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.040 Honestly, the people who are most surprised by it are 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:52.040 the t s a that. They're the people who, yeah, 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.680 I get wanded or do you live your shirt up? No? No, 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.560 but they you know, they do the pat down and 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:57.960 they're like, oh, that's what the metal is. 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:00.360 They're like, oh wow, like. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:04.520 Interesting in twenty nineteen, interesting, Sidney, we should get matching 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.160 BFF belly rings. 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:07.560 Can we do that? No? 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:09.600 I was I got really excited. 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:11.400 Was Andrew, you want to come with us to get 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:15.359 belly rings? Yeah, well, Marie, we have this tattoo. This 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:17.119