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Speaker 1: You know who listens to our show more than just

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Speaker 1: heathens like Brook, people that actually go to church and

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Speaker 1: care about their spiritual wellbeing.

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Speaker 2: Wa, man, you mean pray for forgiveness after us. I'm

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Speaker 2: listening to this.

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Speaker 1: And look, if you ask me, those are the perfect

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Speaker 1: people to prank. Like one lady who was on her

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Speaker 1: way to brunch with her friend after Sunday service recently,

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Speaker 1: and she happened to let slip that she thought the

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Speaker 1: pastor was cutey. I mean, we're all human, but her

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Speaker 1: friend listens to our show, so that comment is coming

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Speaker 1: back to get her in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, am I speaking with Sabrina.

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Speaker 2: This is she mask is calling.

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Speaker 1: Hi Sabrina, Yes you may. I'm one of the elders

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Speaker 1: here at Presbyterian Church. My name is Tony Gabriel.

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Speaker 2: Hi Tony, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: How are you on this blessed day?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing well? Thanks? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm wonderful? Thank you for asking?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is there's something that I can.

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Speaker 2: Do for you?

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Speaker 1: Actually there is? So I do need to bring up

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Speaker 1: something that happened in church on Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what was that?

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Speaker 1: Because you were at the service? Correct, Yes, I was,

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Speaker 1: and the pastor noticed.

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Speaker 2: Something, notice something about me?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm that maybe you had something in your eye

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Speaker 1: during the service.

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Speaker 2: M I don't remember that, okay.

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Speaker 1: And you weren't winking suggestively either.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that is not the case.

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Speaker 1: That is good to know. But let's say just for

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Speaker 1: a moment that you were, even though you're claiming that

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Speaker 1: you weren't. What is the pastor your type?

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Speaker 2: WHOA?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, I'm just I'm just putting it out there.

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Speaker 1: Is he your type?

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Speaker 2: Where is this going?

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Speaker 1: I realize this is a little out of the blue,

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Speaker 1: so maybe it might help if I painted you a picture.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you were on Love Island with him? What

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Speaker 1: you know the reality show?

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Speaker 2: It's show?

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, you're familiar. But let's say you two were

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Speaker 1: in the hot tub together. Okay, and just imagine that

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Speaker 1: you've had three lemon drops at that point? Would you say?

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Speaker 1: Is he your type? No?

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Speaker 2: I am not entertaining this idea of me being on

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Speaker 2: Love Island with my hot tub.

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Speaker 1: I should probably just come clean here, Yeah you really should.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's happening is your friend Lorna. She attends the

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Speaker 1: church small group on Friday nights. Yeah, so during one

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Speaker 1: of the sessions, she told all the ladies that you

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Speaker 1: had mentioned you have a thing for the pastor. Oh

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Speaker 1: is that true? No, so according to you, you did

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Speaker 1: not say in a car ride on the way to

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Speaker 1: Olive Garden that the pastor was cute.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps, Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sensing there's a little bit of truth to

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Speaker 1: you thinking the pastor is a snack.

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Speaker 2: Don't refer to him as that. I made the comment.

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Speaker 1: I understand you see how it's a little bit awkward.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, now I'm feeling awkward. I just off handedly

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Speaker 2: said it. And now all these people.

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Speaker 1: Know the ladies in the class. Yes, and it is

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Speaker 1: awkward since two of those other women are already seeing him.

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Speaker 1: But I will let you know. I gave him an option.

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Speaker 1: I asked him, between those two ladies that you're seeing

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Speaker 1: or Sabrina, I asked him which way would he lean? Oh,

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Speaker 1: and the pastor said he wouldn't mind giving you a

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Speaker 1: holy world.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: So I just need to know if you are interested

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Speaker 1: in him. No, I am not okay, but if you

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Speaker 1: were interested, because he has such a higher position in

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Speaker 1: the community, you would need to be the one to

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Speaker 1: make the first move.

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Speaker 2: You cannot be serious.

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Speaker 1: I'm just suggesting maybe next time after the service, you

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Speaker 1: go up to the pastor.

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Speaker 2: Not doing that, you could.

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Speaker 1: Say, hey, lets you and me be like Noah and

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Speaker 1: pair off.

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Speaker 2: I am so grossed out right now. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to keep talking about this.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it the Noah thing? Because he's really old?

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Speaker 1: That's fair. You could use Uh, are you a pharisee

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Speaker 1: because you're the fairest one.

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Speaker 2: I see you are exhausting me.

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Speaker 1: I bet the pastor would chuckle.

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Speaker 2: To that one. Using biblical pickup lines to lure in

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Speaker 2: my pastor is just not something I'm going to do.

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Speaker 2: I'm hanging up now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, before you do that, would you be open

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Speaker 1: to being prankphone on a radio show? Well, the pastor.

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Speaker 2: Listens, what what are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Well, Lorna, your friend set you up for it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if the pastor actually listens, but we're a

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Speaker 1: show called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your friend Laura said, you guys go to church together,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted us to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm in a full sweat.

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Speaker 1: Why what was uncomfortable about that? Was it the Love

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Speaker 1: Island thing? Do you not watch that show? No?

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Speaker 2: I don't, but I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can picture yourself in the hot tub

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Speaker 1: with the pastor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is an image that will be in my mind.

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Speaker 1: How just try not to wink at him so much

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Speaker 1: at the next service. Okay, broken Jeffrey's phone tabs on

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Speaker 1: the twenties,