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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But first the nephew

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Speaker 1: with his prank phone call. Come on, nephew, your child

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Speaker 1: support late. Huh your child support late? Sometimes the way

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Speaker 1: he says, let's go into dott how I said, surely

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Speaker 1: it's going to be the same. It's gonna be crazy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, run a check for sure. Hello, Hello, my

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Speaker 1: talk called. Yeah, what's up? What was this? Just prester man?

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Speaker 1: Uh me and uh me and me your X man

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Speaker 1: me and we uh we've been kicking it for the

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Speaker 1: last three months. I'm man, I don't care about you,

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Speaker 1: and we're not together. We're not together, So why are

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Speaker 1: you calling me? Okay, you're no, that's cool right there.

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Speaker 1: Understand all that you call me to tell me the

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Speaker 1: child together something with you. I don't care about what

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Speaker 1: you're you mean, not together, I don't. I don't give

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Speaker 1: I understand that what I was calling you about was

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Speaker 1: you know, you kind of behind like two or three

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Speaker 1: months on the on the child support man. And I

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Speaker 1: told you I was gonna handle this. I told her

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Speaker 1: I was gonna handle this situation, you know. So I

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Speaker 1: don't need you to handle nothing. You don't need to

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Speaker 1: be worried about about how many months I'm behind? Who

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Speaker 1: the hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when? When

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Speaker 1: can we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you.

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Speaker 1: First of all, don't you ever call my phone with that?

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Speaker 1: You understand me. Don't call my phone man, because don't

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Speaker 1: about my daughter. Man. I ain't trying to. I ain't

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Speaker 1: trying to handle, so I don't need you on my back,

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Speaker 1: and I don't need see on my back about no

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Speaker 1: damn child support because I do for my daughter. Man,

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Speaker 1: So don't call my phone with that. Okay, Okay, Well, looking,

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Speaker 1: let me ask is you're working right now? Man? You man, say,

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Speaker 1: listen here, what what what? What's your name? Cleston Real

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Speaker 1: Press or What I'm saying is you're working right now

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Speaker 1: and I do whatever it takes to take care of

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Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, So don't you worry about my my

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Speaker 1: job security and what I'm doing. Okay, Well, can I

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Speaker 1: just come when I just come by there whenever you

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Speaker 1: get paid next time so I can pick up you

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Speaker 1: know the child. Man, You don't need to come by nowhere.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, you bring your around. You come,

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Speaker 1: I'm give you directions right now. You bring your phone

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Speaker 1: over here, because I want I want to see your

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Speaker 1: calling my damn phone talking about my damn daughter. And

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Speaker 1: then we're looking out for the well being or the baby. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's what we what you think I've been doing ever

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Speaker 1: since she came in as well, that's what I've been

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Speaker 1: doing ever since she got here. I've been looking out

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Speaker 1: for her well being. And some come just getting a picture.

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Speaker 1: You want to tell me about my daughter well being?

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Speaker 1: Quite where is you? Three months for her? And then? Man,

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I do everything I can for

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Speaker 1: my daughter. So for you to sit up here and

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Speaker 1: call me talking about I'm three months behind, I don't

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Speaker 1: even keep up with that. I send money when I can.

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Speaker 1: I do for my daughter. I do for my daughter,

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Speaker 1: pol I do for myself. So if I ain't got

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Speaker 1: it to saying that means I ain't got it at all.

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Speaker 1: But give me a second and I'll go get it.

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Speaker 1: But don't be calling me about my daughter. Man, talk

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Speaker 1: about him three months behind? Okay, we'll look you further.

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Speaker 1: Of all, I ain't you know, I ain't working right now,

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Speaker 1: So we really need you to go on and get

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Speaker 1: the money over. Hold on, hold a hold on. You

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Speaker 1: ain't working, but I'm might here hustling. You're calling me

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Speaker 1: of y'all need to get out of y'all and do

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Speaker 1: what the hell I'm doing. That's what I can't understand.

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Speaker 1: It's too of you, but it's one of me, and

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Speaker 1: you want to come to me with that. And I

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Speaker 1: on this, you know, there's a little child to pull situation.

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Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I need you to go on

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Speaker 1: and give me a date man on when we can

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Speaker 1: expect a payment. Okay, I'm giving you a date right now.

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Speaker 1: Bring your over here right now and come pick up

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Speaker 1: I know, because I don't. I don't want to. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to bust the wrong to pull up in

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Speaker 1: My daughter don't have no whale on the knees. I

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Speaker 1: with I pick up from school every day and take

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Speaker 1: her to her grandmother's house. So a year, but no

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Speaker 1: two or three months behind because she ain't with I.

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Speaker 1: I can see if I want two or three months

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Speaker 1: and see with I. That's another thing, uh with me

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Speaker 1: and you can't talk to about We're not gonna need

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Speaker 1: you to be checking her from the school no more.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be getting her from the school when she

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Speaker 1: I wish I would catch your up in my daughter's school.

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Speaker 1: You ain't picking up my daughter. Man, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know who the hell you are. I told you my

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Speaker 1: name is Preston. Man, but no Preston. I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: what man, I don't want you know where near my

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Speaker 1: daughter that I'm gonna talk right now because I don't

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Speaker 1: want you know where near my daughter. Man, you understand me.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you know where me and my daughter. Man.

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Speaker 1: If I came in and heel my daughter, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: getting a long fine. Man. All I'm saying is we

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Speaker 1: just need you to send that money. Man. You Hey, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad y'all doing good because she'll anyway. But don't

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Speaker 1: put my daughter in the middle of EU. Man. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just happy to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well,

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Speaker 1: Sitting up there propatly on the couch eating up all

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Speaker 1: up pop tarts and I've only had two of them

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Speaker 1: pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't slanped to be

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Speaker 1: having none of them because I bought that for my daughter. Man,

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Speaker 1: and I appreciate you eat none of that over there.

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Speaker 1: I do. I feed myself and my daughter and probably

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Speaker 1: still let me try this here. Man, I just want

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Speaker 1: to talk to you about our child. Man, our child.

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Speaker 1: That ain't your child. That's my I'm taking you ain't

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Speaker 1: got ey say man. Don't you ever say that. Man.

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Speaker 1: Don't you ever say that to me. Man. That is

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Speaker 1: not our child. Man, that's my child. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: and that's what I'm trying to do. You ain't been

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Speaker 1: and get them with their child. Report father, y'all gotta

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Speaker 1: get married first. You ain't no man, say man, say

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Speaker 1: I'm a talking in Helen. Listen, I garrol you no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no no. You don't talk to

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Speaker 1: me no more. You understand what I'm saying. You talk

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Speaker 1: No like I don't told you now? You don't talk

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Speaker 1: no more. I'm talking whenever I won't you. We got

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Speaker 1: a child together. You're just gotten the picture. Don't you call?

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Speaker 1: You don't talk? Can you talk to me? From now?

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Speaker 1: You talk to Preston. I'm a talking and I'm hatty

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Speaker 1: here with trust me. Hey, man, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Don't call man. You deal with me. Do you understand

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Speaker 1: I'm telling him I'm not dealing with you with him?

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Speaker 1: Say you hear me. The only thing I'm gonna deal

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear nothing else you got to say. Player,

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Speaker 1: I didn't heard everything you had to say. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. Man, you want a job. We hired

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Speaker 1: right now. I put you in with the man at charge.

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Speaker 1: I get you a job. Don't nobody want to work

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Speaker 1: with you? Man, I don't like your attitude. You need

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Speaker 1: to work with somebody because you ain't working with nobody

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Speaker 1: right now. I got one more thing I need to

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Speaker 1: say to you, is you're listening? Man, say with the

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Speaker 1: hell you gotta say? Man, that's his nephew timing from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning And don't him say. Man, I

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Speaker 1: don't care who you are. I don't play about my daughter. Man.

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Speaker 1: This nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man. Uh, Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill this you alright, oh now, man, because

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Speaker 1: I don't played by my daughter like that. Man. That's

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Speaker 1: my world. Man, that's my heart. Man, I don't yeah, Man, alright,

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Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this here, man, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land, man, the Thieves Harvey Morning Show. Just

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Speaker 1: a little just a little dose are stupid for y'all,

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Speaker 1: that's all. Just a couple of tea spoons are stupid.

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Speaker 1: That a whole gallant alright, coming up the Strawberry letter,

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Speaker 1: and this is a good one. That's why I'm laughing today.

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Speaker 1: It's a good one. Steve, We'll be back. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.