WEBVTT - H. Alan Scott Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:15.760 But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:22.160 But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:28.880 to me empty, And I said, no guests. Your presences 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:35.600 presents enough. I already had too much stuff. So how 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.240 did you dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:54.400 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wyneker. We're 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.920 in the backyard. We love to be back here. Who 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.440 knows how much longer we'll be in the backyard, but 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:05.080 we're in going at I'm ready to admit that a 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:08.120 connection in between Los Angeles and New York is not 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.919 a good idea. I thought that was a good idea 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:12.960 for a little while. I was stopping for lunch in 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.160 Dallas Fort Worth. Every time I go, it's blown up 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.280 in my face almost every time, and I'm ready to 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:22.560 leave that behind. So that's the that's the recent thing 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.920 we're coming away from in my life, and kind of 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:29.640 a conclusion to the dishwasher saga that everyone's been kind 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:33.440 of hanging on to every detail. I now own a 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:38.560 new dishwasher. Oh okay, let's get into the podcast. I'm 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.480 very excited about today's guest. It's h Allen Scott. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:43.320 What's happening to the backyard. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.720 Well, there's a new studio. Oh, and so the network 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:48.480 has a studio. 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.080 Yes, I do know of this studio which. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:55.000 We haven't had access to for I guess four years. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:56.640 Is this ado? 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.600 It's a new studio. The last time we recorded in 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:06.279 a studio was the old one in January of twenty twenty. Well, actually, 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.760 I think March ninth, twenty twenty, I'm pretty sure. So 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.000 it was real close to everything completely collapsed. Yeah, and 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.200 then they got rid of that studio and now there's 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:16.959 a new one. We'll see. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.040 How do you prefer studio? And would you enjoy to 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:19.960 stay in the backyard? 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.880 Well, I simply love walking into the backyard for my commute. 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:24.840 That is nice, and I have a lovely home. Although 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.200 I was telling you I would worry about being murdered here. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.320 And I do all the time. As I told you, 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:32.400 and I've relayed this to the listener as well. We 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:35.520 did have a prowler. Yeah, and god knows where he 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.840 is now. He could be in the attic. Well, he 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:38.880 could be in the Crawls space. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.680 Yeah, there's that story of that woman who slept in 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.320 the closet. I think she was in Japan, maybe I forget, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.160 but she slept in the top of a closet for 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.720 and she only came out during the day when they 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:48.840 left for like months. 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.560 This is kind of like a parasite situation. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.560 Yes, very similar to parasite, but it was a real 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.720 life one. And this was years ago now and you 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:56.320 can look it up online. I don't know all the details, 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.680 so I can't verify everything. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:59.799 She was in any detail. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.440 She was in the home, and I believe it was 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.160 a she. It might have been a man too, who knows. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.320 These days, we'd about to do anything. We accept everything 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.119 and and but yeah, no, that she was living there. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.320 Wow, but how did they do? You remember how they 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:12.960 discovered her? 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.079 I think a camera. I think they put up a 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.400 camera because I think they noticed weird things, like it 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:20.720 was small things, but they were very good about concealing. 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:21.360 Wow. 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:21.960 There. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.240 They probably just thought it was a very polite raccoon. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.200 Or probably I would be horrible, like trying to hide 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.079 in a house because I'm already like I'm a very 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.440 large person, but I like I'm clumsy at the same time, 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.359 so my largeness and then when drag I'm even bigger, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.880 and so like it's I become this clumsy, loud of 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:41.839 not even walking through a crowd, like my coat will 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.400 trip things over, like I will literally, and my boyfriend 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.560 be like, your coat, your bag, everything is making things 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.880 knock over, and I'm like, it's not my problem, these 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:50.600 are in my way. Then I can't deal with it. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:51.160 I'm sorry. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:52.760 I would love to find out that you had been 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.200 living secretly in my home in drag for months. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:58.120 That would be just smelly and horrible. It would be 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.839 smelly and horrible. You never want to drag after four 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.280 hours in a private room because it smells. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.680 It smells. You've just been in my closet for years. Yes, 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:07.280 I want to. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.480 Go back to the closet, especially because we're recording during 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.880 Pride month and that's desperately needing to be in a closet. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.360 We've all got to go back into the club. Do 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.360 you do any of that Pride stuff? 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:16.880 Yeah? 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.240 I don't do anything, even out. Any celebration is just 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.040 not something I do. 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:23.200 It's too much. Unless it's on zoom. I'm not going 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.640 to your party. I don't have the energy. I really don't. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.560 I was telling someone the other day, my idea of 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.440 a great float is just a it's a nice float 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.160 with those circle wicker chairs, you know, with the cushions, 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.159 like the old school ones from the eighties. Of course, 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.240 we're all reading books. There's stacks of books and magazines everywhere. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.000 Melissa Etharges come to my window is playing and nobody's 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:45.120 talking or waving. We are just reading people magazine. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:48.200 Kind of driving past like open fields. Yeah, A Gelson's there, 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.000 a Gelson's. There are actually nobody people. There's no one 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.240 like watching and screaming. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.880 No one is even supporting you. But that is pride 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.880 to me. Just leave me alone and let me read 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:57.440 my magazine. 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.679 That's my entire pride expense. I mean, I'm support everyone 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:06.600 everyone to be naked on the streets screaming. I simply 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:07.160 can't be there. 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.080 I just can't do it. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.120 Oh, within five minutes, I'll be ready for an. 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.040 I was actually worried about because I have never been 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.560 to your home before. It's lovely, but I'm not an 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.480 outdoors person like that, and I was I mean, in California, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:20.840 when you're in the shade, it's like there's a c 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.320 So it's fine. I feel very comfortable here, but I 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.800 was worried that there would be direct suns somewhere. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.000 Oh well, look, can you imagine? 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.120 I mean, yeah, I mean saying I've been dead years. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.520 The only hand that I have is from Bronzer, Like 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.920 I don't have there's no sun hits the skin. 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.480 It's an impossibility for me. Yeah. No, have you been 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.440 sunburned in the last ten years, really sunburned? 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:41.720 Yeah? I have? 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.840 Yeah, but what led you to that? 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:44.000 Was? 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:45.880 Well? Or was it? It? 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.599 Often is? This is crazy where my boyfriend and I 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.279 are big Disney people, and we randomly will go to 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.560 Disneyland sometimes, and I have a whole process to leave 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.599 the house. I have, like you know, sunscreen and makeup, 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.479 and like, oh, there's a whole thing, not just even 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.520 with drags, even as a rice. Like there's a process 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.320 for me to leave the home that I make more 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.839 complicated than it needs to be. And I will leave 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.039 the home without putting on the sunscreen on my arms 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.200 and stuff. I'll put it on my face always my face. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.760 The face will be protected, like I will be eighty 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.880 three years old. My face will look good, but the 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.840 rest of me will be decrectible with trees exactly. And 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:19.560 I'm fine with that because that's what like, you know, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:23.040 Mumo's are for But I yeah, that happened to Disney. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.480 It happens to Disney a lot, actually, And. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.359 You had gone oh so, but you hit Your face 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.840 was protected at Disney face, but you had forgot and. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.560 Just the back gets burned. The arms get burned, the 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.479 back of the legs, the thighs get burned sometimes. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.599 Right, Yeah, I guess I'm not in shorts often enough 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:38.880 to get my legs burned. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:39.839 I live in shorts. 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:41.800 I need to. I mean, it's summertime. Now it's time 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:42.640 for me to break them out. 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.159 I wish shorts all year long. My good friend, famous 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.440 drag queen Kimchi Her and I often talk about always 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.000 like literally twenty four seven three sixty five, always. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:55.279 Short shorts all the time, even in like deep January, even. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.120 In deep January, I will be wearing shorts because I 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.440 have a coat on. I'm fine, My legs are not cold. No, 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.200 I'm not. But also I'm a fat person, so like 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.000 the idea of being cold to me, it's like being hungry. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.279 It's very foreign. I don't it's not my thing, you 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:08.800 know what I mean? 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.040 Have you been a lifelong shorts person? 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.880 Not a lifelong short because I lived in New York 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.720 for a long time before moving to Los Angeles, so 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.559 there it's ridiculous to wear shorts right like during the winter. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.480 But here I can get away with it all a year, 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.280 and I'm actually pretty comfortable. Even this weekend, I'm going 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.920 to a funeral. Everything's fine, but I'm going. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.000 To the person at the funeral. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.920 I'm worried about what I'm gonna wear because I can't 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.560 wear shorts to a funeral. Although it's a very casual family, 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:31.320 so maybe I can't. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.440 I feel like a nice pair of shorts if they repleace. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.520 So I have a beautiful blouse that I'm gonna wear, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:36.840 and I have a bag. I mean, my bag is 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.040 going to be brought us, so like if anything that's 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.160 gonna say, hey, I'm here for this funeral. I look, 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.280 I put myself together, but I'm wearing shorts. These are 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:43.880 my life, right. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.640 I feel like, as long as it's not too short 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:46.680 of a short, you could do it at a. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.880 Few I never wear short shorts. No one needs to 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.240 see that. Nobody. I'm sure people would love to see that, 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.120 they really don't. I went it was my good friend, 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.640 you know, Ellio Cleer. Yeah, it was his birthday the night, 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.520 and he wanted to go roller skating, which is ridiculous 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.800 because we're all above forty. And we went roller skating, 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.440 and my boyfriend really loves roller skating. I don't, but 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.200 I went for my boyfriend's sake so he wouldn't be 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.680 alone on the thing. He was basically like a triple 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:09.400 A thing where he was just skating and I was 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.960 being towed, you know, like he was just holding me 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.600 as we went. And uh and but Elliott was in 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:18.040 short shorts and skate and yes, and it blew me away. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:22.400 Elliott has fantastic legs, but like, I don't think short 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:26.040 shorts should be out in public anywhere that isn't anybody 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.520 that isn't near a beach or perhaps a gym situation. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:30.520 Wow, this is fair. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.920 I just don't think short short. I know, I'm sure 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.880 it's positive, but not short short. I'm not st hearing 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.520 there's a there's an I'll bring my ruler out. I'll 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:41.520 do the old school cat. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.000 I mean, I'm short is too short for you. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:44.880 I don't know the whole inches thing, which is why 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.880 I've been, you know, very successful in dating. I'm just 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.960 like anything's good for me. It looks big enough, but 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.880 I don't know. I'm such a stick Why am I? 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:53.880 Why am I sounding like a New York stick comic 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.960 who's like sixty years old skills? 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:57.240 I know I'm not that. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:00.960 I'm not that person, but I don't know the length situation. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.840 But I would say, like if it if it's mid 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.840 thive thig, that's probably okay. It can't It needs to 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.240 stop where the thigh spreads. You know what I mean, 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:12.320 Like you know how like when you said, I mean, 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:13.880 I don't know if you've experienced this, but like I 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:18.120 have expanding hips, and when I expand the right here 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:21.240 is where it stops expanding, which is probably like four 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.760 inches above my knee. So I would say four inches 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.760 above your knee, that's where that's the short, short stoppage. 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:27.800 It needs to stop there. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:31.000 I feel like that. I mean that is basically pilgrim ware. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.480 Well, because you sweat your thighs sweat, so when you're 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.240 sitting on a chair and it's above that four inch mark, 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.240 you're gonna have some thigh sweat. And then you get 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.280 into a situation like on the New York subway where 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.120 if you're wearing like if you have butt sweat, right, 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.160 and it's summertime and you stand up and you have 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:45.840 the outline of your butt on the chair, so you 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.320 do that weird slide thing to like wipe the sweat 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:52.640 off the seat to get it off. That's I know 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.880 I should, but like I feel like it's it's not hygienic. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.240 I mean, but what is hygienic on the subway? What 0:09:59.280 --> 0:09:59.960 are we talking about? 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.720 There almost hygienic anywhere somewhere fast days, Yes, exactly. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.880 I mean, I mean I guess now that I say that, 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.920 it's like in a short short, what if you end 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:09.959 up in a public restroom, you want as much of 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:11.120 your leg covered as possible. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.120 It's for your shrue. That's very true. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.440 So now I'm wondering, I'm second guessing everything I've ever done. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.440 I have I wear shorts that are often cut off, 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.959 and oftentimes I have the little straggleies that like hang below. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.440 You know. Sometimes when I'm on when I'm in the 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:28.240 restroom and I pull down my pants, I always go 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.040 to a stall, like I'll never go to a urinal 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.160 because straight men they see nails and they see me 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.480 and they're like, we can't stand next to this person. 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:37.840 So I go to a stall. But because I do that, 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.559 my shorts will go down a little bit and the 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.679 little straggley sometimes will like get on the toilet. Oh 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.559 and there's been a moment where I've pulled my pants 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.680 up and I felt something wet and it's disgusting. But 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.800 you have to just power through. That's what New York. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.480 That's the gift of New York. Powering through feeling like 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:54.000 you have pissed on me. Power, that's what New York 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:54.320 is given. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:56.960 Just filthy. Yes, I mean that is an interest. I 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.960 was there a few days ago and I it occurred 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.160 maybe like I smell but everyone here, I mean it's 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.960 a very accepted thing that we're all sweating constantly. 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:10.120 Are you a cologne person? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:10.800 Not at all? 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.280 Oh see, I'm a layer. I'm a layered person. You 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.559 can smell me now, I'm sure you can smell something lovely. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.920 Yeah it's me. It's Gucci. Well it's Gucci. And then 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.000 there's dire on the wrist. But yes, yes, and I 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.280 do have some doom malone on too. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:22.960 Yeah. 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.199 So like I layer, And are those. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.240 Those body parts where it's always is, do you have 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:29.640 like a map? Actually? 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.560 I do? I put so On my neck, it's always 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:37.559 either my Gucci Bloom it's a Bloom perfume or it's Glossier. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.720 On my wrist it's always uh Dire. And on my 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.360 clothes it's always Dr Malone. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:43.640 Walk me through this logic. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.199 It's just the sense that I love, but they don't. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.199 I find that the doom alone doesn't work anywhere outside 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.679 of like on my clothes. Oh you know what I mean, 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:52.959 because I put it on my hair and I put 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.800 it on my skin before, and it doesn't really work 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.280 the same way. Whereas when I put Gucci on my skin. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.240 There's something about the oils in my skin that just 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:03.040 makes it go high. I'm here, you know, like smell me. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.840 I mean it's working. It's not like an overpowering smell. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:06.800 I just feel like you. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:07.360 Could be lying. 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.480 I'm absolutely not lying. Just a moment ago, I was like, Oh, 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.160 it feels it feels more fragrant out here than you. 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.760 And I feel like the word fragrant is bad flor 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:16.640 no fragrance. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.160 I think I like the word fragrant. 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.280 I think that G is too hard for what we're describing. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.440 That's true, it does sound like a condition, and I 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.120 don't think I'm like I don't smell. I don't feel 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.120 like I smell bad. But even if I did smell bad, 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:28.600 or for I was to if I were too much 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.360 like I do want to be that old lady who 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:34.440 like you can smell coming like that is. Yes, I 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.600 know this. I know that's where I'm going in my life, 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.839 and I'm probably already there, and I'm actually totally fine 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:40.200 with it. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.160 It's like, uh, Pepelli but in reverse. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:45.360 He just did an interview I think it was with 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:48.680 interview or something where she said she wanted to smell 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.679 like a grandma, Like that's her favorite perfume scent is 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.959 smelling like a grandma. And that's partly why I like 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.280 Joe Malone so much, is because even though that is 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.840 a very expense, I mean, it's expensive perfume not to practice, 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:02.000 but I feel like I have to compensate because I 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:03.679 feel like I'm the least famous guest you've ever had, 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:05.800 so I had to talk about I mentioned having a 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.840 product bag I had alone perfume. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.720 I'm really compensated the car that dropped them. 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:16.480 But no, the Joe alone has a grandma he sent 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.880 to it, and it feels I just. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.720 But I'm not smelling. I'm not sensing Grandma, and apologies 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.680 to Grandma's everywhere, but I feel like the Grandma send 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:29.000 is often a very powdery Uh yeah, it's like it's 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.920 a thing that you have to really breathe through. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:35.320 Yeah, you know, it's masking something like something is being 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.600 masked that is either a condition, perhaps cancer. Maybe it's 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.400 like that World War Z movie where like, you know, 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:41.640 the zombies could smell cancer. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:43.920 And that's why I didn't realize that's what that movie. 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:46.080 I saw that movie. So I've had cancer before, and 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:47.520 so when I saw that movie, like a couple of 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.800 years after I got out of chemo, and I realized 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.800 at the end Brad Pitt like shot himself up basically 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:55.040 with like an illness, like a terminal illness, like a 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:58.200 cancer or something, right, and the people who had those 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:02.680 illnesses the zombie didn't go after And so be fine 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.440 in this zombie apocalypse. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:04.440 Be a king. 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:06.280 I would be a king if I'd be a king 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.040 and covered in JOm alone and everyone would be dying, 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.080 and I'd get all the jumb alone and there's this 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.120 one lady at the Century City JOm alone store who 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.360 is a bitch, And I would go into that store 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.120 after the zombie apocalypse, and I would take all of 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:17.680 the perfumes. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.080 Those people are so intimidating too. You really are perfume 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:24.160 cologne counter people. Yes, I can't approach. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.040 There's too much. I mean I had approaching people in 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.280 general and shopping situations. I like to just get in 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.840 and do my thing and leave. I'm not a big 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.960 like converse with the person selling me something which I 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:35.920 know they're making commission and I get it, and I 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.880 will gladly say that you helped me if it gets 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.640 you the commission. You're kind of fine to do that, 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.960 of course, but I don't want you to communicate with 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:43.680 me back off. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:45.800 Is there a lot of up selling in the colone market? 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:46.080 Oh? 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.160 Yeah, Like what does that mean? It's like, oh, you 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:49.480 want do you want another bottle? 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.720 They're looking for like the notes and they want you 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.680 to like. I mean, they want you to be impressed 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.600 by whatever the potential new fragrance or the thing or 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.120 the notes in this one. If you liked this one, 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.000 you might like this one and then they can sell you. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.880 It's it's like a car salesman situation. 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.920 I know, but I feel like you're ultimately only gonna 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:06.680 end up with one bottle. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.680 I know, but it's it's exciting. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.200 Accessories that they try to get you. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.040 And see, I don't even need the accessories because there 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.760 is something and maybe this is just me, Maybe this 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.480 is just like maybe this is the dry queen of me. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.600 But there is something about like spraying that on right 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:22.520 before you leave the house, and you know, like I 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:26.040 got my bag around my body, I got my perfume on, 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:27.760 I got my keys in my hand, and I got 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.080 some sky, I got some gum in my bag. I 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.400 could do anything. I could literally do anything, Like I 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:37.320 literally leave feeling like the world is my oyster and 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.520 I'm driving a Kia. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.880 Like you know, and it's but it's also very considerate 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.680 of you. I mean, a nice smelling person is such 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:46.280 a lovely thing. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.280 Well, but some people hate it. Like I have a 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.200 good friend, my good friend Matt, who I'm flying because 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.080 we're going to the funeral tomorrow, and I know he 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:56.720 doesn't like strong perfumes, and so I am having this 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.800 debate now before I get on a plane, because people 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.840 on planes too also probably don't like strong perfumes. But 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.880 also like I want to be me, and you know, 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.560 I don't mind being the asshole who people talk about, 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:08.520 because at least they're talking about you, Like, I don't 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.080 mind them being like that guy smelled like he was 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.360 hiding something. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:15.640 But on a plane, as opposed to the opposite of that, 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:18.000 I would much rather have one have somebody smell like 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:20.440 cologne rather. I sat next to a very stinky woman 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.600 on my most recent flight. She just was a stink 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.600 like she did like body odor stink. I don't even 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.720 know that it was, or orange toilet sting. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:29.400 Oh toilet. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.400 This one smelled and it was like seven am. So 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.960 it's like, what's happening? How this band already. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.040 Fried food on people? 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:35.360 Oh? 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:39.280 You notice that? As someone who's worked in food before, Yeah, 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.200 I become very aware of it, like seeping into your clothes. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:45.320 And it's weird how that becomes unpleasant when it's not 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:46.560 within the right environment. 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:48.800 Yes, well, even in the car. My boyfriend loves fast food. 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.320 I'm not so much of a fast food person, but 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.160 my boyfriend loves it, and so oftentimes we'll go get 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.920 fast food and then I'll leave the apartment after we've 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.960 aten everything, and I'll get in the car and I'll 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.760 smell I'll smell the food and it just it's too much. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.680 You don't want that after the food is gone. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.560 No, I barely want the food when it's there. But 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.600 that's because of the Ozambic. Are you to say, well, 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.639 now I've switched to Manjaro just last week. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:12.400 How's it going. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:15.159 So it's going great. I've lost seventy pounds. Oh my yes, 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.960 I was at my biggest during the pandemic was three 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.359 forty something and now I'm down to the two fifty. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.040 I still have a little bit to go, but it's 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:23.840 been great for me. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.600 And I love it. Does it feel like you're eating 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:27.560 like one meal a day? 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.240 It doesn't feel like I'm eating one meal a day. 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:30.920 But like what I was saying about the fast food, 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.520 part of the thing is like I just don't have 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.720 the craving for it, right, and also I don't have 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.800 the craving to like I mean, I joke, but I'm like, 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:39.720 now I have leftovers for the first time in my life, 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.679 Like I've never had leftovers before, or I've never that 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:45.040 food chatter in my head, that food sort of voice 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:47.000 in my head that was always thinking about either what 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.919 I'm going to eat or feeling shame for what I 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:50.800 did eat right just completely gone. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:52.040 Wow, it's amazing. 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:54.760 It's just retooled how I think about food in a 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.320 way that like. And also I was worried before about 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:58.600 people saying like you have to be on it for 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:01.119 the rest of your life, which was a concern of mine. 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:05.200 And and then I was thinking, like, well, diabetes strikes, 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:06.200 you have to be on for the rest of your life. 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:08.680 This is clearly a condition I've dealt with my entire life. 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:10.679 Like I literally this is the first time in my 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.800 life a weight loss program has actually worked for me. 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:16.239 And that isn't like that wasn't an unhealthy direction, right, 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.760 you know what I mean? Like I got skinny doing unhealth. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.800 Eatings before adjacent type yes. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.560 Very much an eating disorder, whereas this is like, oh, 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:26.280 I can actually just like exist, and I find I 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:28.240 have like space to think and do about other things. 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:31.440 At night, I find I'm bored, oh, because I don't. 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:34.119 I'm not snacking, I'm not thinking about feeling, I'm not 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:37.000 going exactly. I'm actually able to read a book. 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:38.800 It's crazy. 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:41.800 I read my first Oprah's Book Club book in like years. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:45.040 Which book was the one about Alanie Love or whatever 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.320 not Lonnie Love but love. It was about the woman. 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.240 It was a nonfiction book, and she went to prison. 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:52.400 She like she was. She stole her neighbor's credit cards 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:54.159 and then went to prison. It is something love in 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.520 the book, Mama Love. I forget. But it was very 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.399 good and I finished it. I was able to read it. 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:02.520 That's really the point. The book is irrelevant. I finished 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:02.840 the book. 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:07.040 I mean, I'm curious about this book when we're not 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:08.679 going to bring up my kindle and tell you about it. 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.359 My Kindle has made it impossible to remember author or title. 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:14.520 I'm reading a book, I haven't looked at the title 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.399 or author. Yes, months I have to look up the 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.040 book in my kindle. But I do love my kindle. Yeah, 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:23.520 I mean, for the most part, it's made things much better. 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:25.000 Do you read it on your phone or do you 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:27.720 my kindle itself? Yes, I don't have an actual kindle. 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:29.840 I just do it on my phone or even on 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:33.120 my computer. Oh see my eyes start to hurt. 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:34.240 Oh interesting. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:37.120 I've had my Kindle for about well, I had one 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:39.000 for about ten years and it finally shut down. I've 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.960 got my second Kindle, though, I mean, I don't know if. 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:43.480 I could probably sap for white situation. 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:45.600 It is a paper I feel like paper white now? 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:47.879 Is it? Default situation? Not that this is an ad 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:50.440 for Kindles. Who cares about that company would sponsor you 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:52.000 though Kindle reach out. 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.879 But I've worked for Amazon. They pay very well. I mean, 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:57.800 they've got the in the television department. 0:19:57.800 --> 0:20:02.520 I would hope that they could pay somebody. But as 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:04.600 someone who's moved across the country a couple of times, 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:06.919 I just couldn't keep physical books. 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:09.840 It becomes clumbersome. I know, when I left New York, 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:11.760 I had a whole strand situation of just trying to 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:15.040 get rid of because I mean, shipping books is so expensive. 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:16.960 Oh I did it from LA to New York, and 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.240 then I was over. I had to say goodbye. 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:21.920 Yeah yeah, yeah now in my apartment cause I haven't 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:23.480 I mean, I don't feel like I'm leaving LA. So like, 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:25.840 I actually do have books. I was like book of 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:27.840 the Month club for like years. I never read any 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:29.760 of them because I was always thinking about food. But 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:32.280 I have a whole bookshelf of books that I've never read. 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:34.680 I mean my dream is to have a personal library 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:36.560 with a ladder that I can fall off of to 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:37.800 my desk. At some point. 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:39.240 So are you afraid of letders? 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:40.080 Not at all. 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:45.000 I am very afraid, yes, ladder not lot. People don't 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:48.000 want me on those kinds of things. I literally my 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:51.440 boyfriend and my friends they know, they carry bags, they 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.680 open doors, they get on things, they test things out 0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:56.320 because I will either break. 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:57.800 Or fall because you're a klutz. 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.800 I am a klutz. I am. I am a klutz, 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:03.199 and everyone knows that about me. And you know what, 0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:06.040 I just kind of I'm sick of being ashamed of it, 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:08.800 and I just like if things fall around me, it's 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:10.560 gonna happen. It's just gonna happen. 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.840 I think it's a really healthy attitude about this too. 0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:14.600 I think so too. But yeah, ladders, I won't get 0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:16.399 on a ladder because I know, like well, when we 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:20.399 went roller skating, literally, instead of me being like like 0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:22.960 being scared of falling, which isn't necessarily my fear of 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.720 a ladder or roller skating or anything, it is more 0:21:25.840 --> 0:21:28.840 about I'm too busy to be hurt right. 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:31.560 Now, right like my teams in a life when it's 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:34.400 like oh I could be see or be severely injured. 0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:37.399 I don't have time for either. I mean, there's so 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:39.760 much going on right now that like I literally don't 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:42.840 have time to have a like a bad back. So 0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:45.240 that's why I shouldn't get on ladders or go roller 0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:46.879 skating or any of those things. 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:49.399 I'll say, I prefer a ladder that's like latched to 0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:53.080 a wall, or is on wheels that's like you get 0:21:53.080 --> 0:21:53.720 to scoot on. 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:55.760 If it's latched to a wall. Though I would question 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:58.719 who latched it and if they were competent, because, like I, 0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:01.040 there are so many times too like things are supposed 0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:04.560 to work like built wise, like just exist on walls 0:22:04.560 --> 0:22:07.119 and shit, and I've used them and they've broken. Like 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:08.879 we have these blinds in our apartment, you know the 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:10.680 ones that you like you can twist the thing and 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:13.720 they're like, of course you know they have yeah, yeah, 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:17.320 somehow I am horrible with them and they always fall 0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:20.119 off or they won't turn. And my boyfriend is like, 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:21.960 what are you doing to these blinds? And I don't 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.080 know what I'm opening a blind and I'm closing a 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:26.280 blind and I'm I'm I don't know what I'm doing. 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:28.240 It sounds like you're over using a blind. 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:30.639 Perhaps maybe I'm too rough, Maybe I'm like, you know, 0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:32.359 like the kid who pets the cat too hard. I 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:35.600 don't know. But like I I'm, I'm doing something and 0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:38.760 I break things and it just I can't, I can't remember. 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:42.680 Very destructive person I am, but not intentional. 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:45.840 It is not intentionally. I am aware of it. Well, 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:48.880 I'm aware that I am, but I'm but I do 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.919 not feel it's intentional. I'm just existing like i'm and 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:56.400 I'm having no shame in my existence. And that's pride, 0:22:56.440 --> 0:23:02.400 which is p r I d well. 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:04.919 I mean there's something else that I feels a little 0:23:04.920 --> 0:23:06.920 more intentional that i'd like to talk to you about. 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:08.640 I don't know if it's intentional or not, but I'll 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:11.120 get into it. Look, I was very excited to have 0:23:11.160 --> 0:23:14.160 you here today. I thought your least famous guest. Yes, 0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:19.000 that's not that's I'm comparing. But I could make a 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:21.159 list of we talk. 0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:22.960 About that off after we record, I guess. 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.520 But we love every one of our guests who cares 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:29.960 about fame. Yeah, sure, I was so excited to have 0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:30.280 you here. 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:32.520 Oh I'm so glad. I'm literally I'm a huge fan 0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:33.280 of the podcast. 0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:36.560 Well, I don't know. I mean, interesting things have happened 0:23:36.600 --> 0:23:38.840 today that make me wonder if you've ever even listened. 0:23:38.600 --> 0:23:41.240 To I have, Oh I have, most recently the Maria 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:43.280 Bamford one, which is like icon. 0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:44.320 Of oh I love Maria. 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:46.680 I mean what I mean episode right? 0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:49.960 Yeah? Yes, yes, maybe my favorite comedian. 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.399 In fact, I was we'll talk about that when we 0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:53.720 listened to the gift. But that's when I was listening 0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:54.440 to that episode. 0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:58.399 Well, I was a little shocked then when I saw 0:23:58.440 --> 0:24:01.960 you kind of saunter in my home today holding what 0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:05.840 is clearly a gift bag, yes for a podcast called 0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:06.800 I said, no Gifts. 0:24:06.920 --> 0:24:07.359 Yeah, I know. 0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:09.840 Uh, do you want me to open this here on 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:11.080 the show? Yeah? I do. 0:24:11.600 --> 0:24:13.399 But I'm one of those people, and I'm sure you 0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:15.879 know these people who when you get when you give gifts, 0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:18.520 the person then proceeds to tell you why it's bad 0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:20.919 and you're gonna hate it. And that is me. That 0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:22.960 is me. That is how I am. And now I 0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:25.800 want to say that I when I give gifts, I 0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:28.320 often and gifting is my love language. I do love 0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:31.719 giving gifts. However, I'm very erratic when I give gifts 0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:35.640 and I do regift and oftentimes I forget to put 0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:37.960 gifts in bags that are sentimental or sweet that have 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:38.640 bows and shit. 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:40.640 I think that's great. Lower expectations. 0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:42.600 Yeah, And so I had this Spectrum bag in my 0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:44.680 in my car for a long time, and I had 0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:46.240 the gift in my front seat. But I thought, I 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:49.399 can't just give you the gift without without a bag, 0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:51.679 you know, because I can't. And so I had to 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:53.200 find a bag. And I knew I had this router 0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:55.199 that I need to return to Spectrum, and I've been 0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:56.480 it's been in the back of my car for like 0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:59.359 a year now. And so I had the Spectrum bag 0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:01.400 and I thought, Okay, I'll take the router out of it, 0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:04.080 and I'll put your gift in the Spectrum bag. And 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:07.760 so the gift then is actually both emotional but also 0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:09.320 something that I need to get off my hands. 0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:10.560 Oh I'm very excited about. 0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.840 Yes, I'm gonna hate it, but I also think it's 0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:13.800 going to be useful for you. 0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:16.040 The last time I was on the phone with Spectrum, 0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:18.400 the last memorable time, I think I ended the call 0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:21.480 by saying, I hope Spectrum blows up. 0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:22.719 But this is not a Spectrum. 0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:28.560 This is not a cable box. No not, I'm going 0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:32.080 to reach in here, okay. Oh, and it's I like 0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:33.680 the sound that's happening. 0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.719 About It is partially open, so be careful. 0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:38.200 Yeah, is this the top? 0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:42.080 That is the top? I believe, Yeah, yeah. And it's 0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:48.200 it's a prescription strength cat food for cats who are obese. 0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:52.560 And it's it's half you. It's gently you, definitely half you. Yes, 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:56.159 And it's very expensive though. I mean that's like eighty dollars. 0:25:55.960 --> 0:25:59.280 A bad food, good pet food gets expensive the prescription 0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:02.000 strength kind right, yeah, right, So like that, So okay, 0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:04.480 So here's the emotional party, and I'm so glad because 0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:04.720 we were. 0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.040 Supposed to do this I think a week ago or 0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:07.679 something and we had to reschedule. And I was so 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.199 glad when I got the email to reschedule because me 0:26:10.240 --> 0:26:12.760 and my boyfriend had to recently unexpectedly put our cat down. 0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:16.120 Oh and so idy to hear thank you. And that's 0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:18.480 when I was listening to the Maria Bamford. So actually 0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:19.959 it was like that because I was like going through 0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:21.400 this because I had to catch up and I wanted 0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:22.840 to like be up to date on everything, you know 0:26:22.880 --> 0:26:25.119 what I mean, of course, but also I was like 0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:29.920 loving her anyway, and so I'm in the process of 0:26:29.960 --> 0:26:33.320 like getting rid of everything related to Fraser, which was 0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:37.000 what my cat's name was. And so this is more 0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:39.240 of like a friend take this off my hands. However, 0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:41.199 what you can do because it is I mean, this 0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:43.760 is like a zembic for cats. So like my cat 0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:44.720 was so fat? 0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:45.280 How fat? 0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:48.240 I think? Well, so they told I went with the 0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:50.240 vet where we had to put him down, said that 0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:52.960 he was he successfully lost weight. He was like twenty 0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:56.240 three pounds, twenty four pounds, okay, and he got down 0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:57.040 to seventeen. 0:26:57.440 --> 0:26:59.119 Wow, a lot of weights. 0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:01.680 He's like a mazon. So he was like a big cat, 0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:02.200 you know. 0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:03.760 I mean they look big even when they're small. 0:27:03.800 --> 0:27:06.240 Oh yeah, worth a lot of body, right, and when 0:27:06.240 --> 0:27:08.040 you lift him up, he's like long body. So he's 0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:10.639 a very big cat. But he was. But seventeen was 0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:12.320 like the sweet spot for him for like being a 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:14.639 main coon. So he was. It worked. It works. So 0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:16.520 what you could do is you could get like lovely 0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:19.639 little maybe ziploc bags that have like Disney characters on 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.200 them or something. Put some of that in and give 0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:25.760 that out to people to cats suffering from obesity, friends 0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:28.520 of yours who have cats suffering from me. And that's expensive. 0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:30.720 So if they like it, then they know, hey, it's 0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:32.600 worth the money, because I wasn't when I bought this, 0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.200 I willing nearly spent eight hundred or eighty dollars. 0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.760 If you said eight hundred dollars shut down the podcast. 0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:39.800 I spent eight hundred dollars on that, let's be real. 0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:41.440 Oh yeah, of course, but I. 0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:43.440 Spent eighty dollars on the on the on the cat food, 0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:45.679 and I was worried Fraser wouldn't eat it, and I 0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:48.040 don't spend money like that. I want to be guaranteed 0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:51.399 of the success. Joe Malone smells great Prada, always great 0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:54.399 cat food, potentially dangerous and he might not eat it, 0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:56.840 and it's a waste of eighty dollars, but he enjoyed 0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:58.800 it and he lost all that weight because of it. 0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.199 And so I know you're trying to like kind of 0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:04.480 convert me into being a cat food salesman or re or. 0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:07.320 Big farm work or or you could just be that 0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:10.240 like helpful friend who's like, hey, I got some of 0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:11.800 this stuff. Just like pass it to them on the 0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:14.119 table like it's a secret, and the cat person, the 0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:16.440 cat person will be like, is this what is it called? 0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:17.600 Is the Royal canon? 0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:17.960 Yeah? 0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:21.120 Royal canin which it's like canine without the ease, sounds 0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:21.800 like a French cat. 0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:24.920 Yeah, but yeah, so royal canon. When they hear it's 0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:28.520 royal canon, they'll be like, that's prescription strength. You know, 0:28:28.600 --> 0:28:31.080 you just can't get that. You can't go into Petco 0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.160 and just buy this. You have to have to use 0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:33.680 a paper. 0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:35.120 You actually have to get it. 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:38.560 Yes, over, you cannot buy this without the paper. Why 0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.480 it's not like ozempic where you can just buy the 0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:42.440 fourteen hundred dollars to spend it and they'll give it 0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:44.360 to you. You have to have the prescription or something. 0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:45.720 Well, first of all, I didn't know you could do 0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:46.360 that without ZEMP. 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:47.840 I think you can. I don't really know. I have 0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:51.320 the prescription, I have Greade Insurance, okay, but I thank 0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:54.240 you WGA. But with cat food, they wouldn't. I tried 0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:55.600 by I thought I could because I was like, I 0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:57.880 don't want to get a fucking thing, But no, you 0:28:57.920 --> 0:28:58.520 need the paper. 0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.800 That to me makes no sense. Who is out there 0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:02.840 like abusing medicine. 0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.640 That's why the little gift bags of the cat food 0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:07.920 is going to be great for you, because people desperately 0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:09.320 want it, but they don't want to go get the 0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:11.040 piece of paper, so they want to know if it works. 0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:13.160 Oh my god, this is like me selling oxycon on 0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:17.880 the streets. Yes, that's crazy, Yeah, order lying drug dealer, I. 0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:19.840 Mean perhaps, But it's also there are so many cat 0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:22.000 people in Los Angeles because so many places don't allow 0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:24.720 dogs in their apartments. So this is the city to 0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:26.720 do this. This is a gift that keeps on giving. 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:27.720 It is half used. 0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:29.600 Somebody's got to reach out to me. If you own 0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:32.840 a cat that's a little overweight or struggling with its 0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:37.360 way and a few, reach out to me, and I'm 0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:40.240 willing to give you some more, if not all, of 0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:41.040 this cat food. 0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:44.000 It is comically funny though, when a cat I mean 0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:47.000 it's not because it's unhealthy, but it's comically funny when 0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:49.760 a cat does get two obese, because then they can't 0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:53.400 lick their bootyhole, and which is what we had with Frasier. 0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:56.960 Feels like a pro Yeah, I mean maybe, but like 0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.080 that is how they clean them, right, And then it 0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:03.120 becomes your problem to that deal with his and yeah, 0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:04.640 and then I don't have the time. I mean, I've 0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:06.920 already told you I'm very busy, and so I don't have. 0:30:06.880 --> 0:30:09.280 The time for a back injury or to clean my cats. Don't. 0:30:09.440 --> 0:30:11.680 I'm too busy at that computer working. You know, it's 0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:14.160 Los Angeles. Things are expensive. And I got a boyfriend 0:30:14.160 --> 0:30:17.880 who's a designer. He's not making shit and so I, uh, well, 0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:19.280 he does work with the drag Wis Queen, so he's 0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:20.080 making some money. 0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:22.560 But oh that's a yeah, that is to me a 0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:25.280 thing I couldn't do. Like with cats, even a litter 0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:26.280 box is a lot for me. 0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:28.200 Oh well, see, okay, now this is the other thing 0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:31.680 I got, the litter genie. You think I think it does. 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.040 I thought Fraser was going to be terrified of it. 0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.880 My friend gave it to me, and they got it 0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.400 as like a sponsorship gift because they're like, again another 0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:41.840 system of being less famous. They're way more famous than me, 0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:42.920 and so they got it as. 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:44.360 A freaking real reason to become famous. 0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:47.560 And so my friend didn't use it, and so they 0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:49.320 gave it to us, and I was like, Fraser might 0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:52.320 might not be into this because it's a robot, right, 0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:54.440 It like moves on its own and makes noise and stuff. No, 0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:55.280 Fraser loved it. 0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:56.600 Did it eliminate smells? 0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:58.640 It did? And then he would come into the living room, 0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:01.760 saunter into the living room, skinny because of the royal canon, 0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.040 and finally able to clean himself, come onto the couch 0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:07.880 and watch more television with us. And it was a 0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:09.800 lovely experience. So yeah, no, so it was because I 0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:11.520 had to put Fraser down a week nd. Oh so 0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:14.640 how old was not old at all? He had we 0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:16.840 found out in the and he had cancer but he 0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.479 was just under ten. Oh, but we did find that 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:23.280 main coon cats between ten and twelve years sometimes is 0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:26.400 that space what I've heard. I know people listening you 0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:30.080 probably have a very active cat listenership, cat owner listenership. 0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:31.320 So I'm sure people are going to be like, he 0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:33.800 should have lived at fifteen. Whatever, it wasn't my fault, 0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:34.960 this was his cat. 0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:35.880 Just leave it alone. 0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:37.800 Please leave me alone. Don't get into my DMS. I've 0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:38.320 already had that. 0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:40.680 But people come after you about your guest. 0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:44.080 Yea, they did, they did, They did because I mentioned 0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:46.120 I mentioned somewhere. I took a week off and I 0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:48.640 didn't record anything or do anything public and except for 0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:50.520 I did a post about him. But then I came 0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:52.640 back and I did one of my podcasts that I do, 0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:55.959 and I mentioned his age and then people, some people 0:31:56.000 --> 0:31:57.640 came for me put. 0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:59.800 That in your journal life, I know, believe strangers. 0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:03.680 But people love I mean, I will say people love 0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:10.680 to comment on me. Well, especially with the podcast I 0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:12.280 do that you're making worse what you've been against on 0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:15.160 which I do with Elliott and Elliott Glazer and Brince Sullivan. 0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.800 And I feel like I tend to get a lot 0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.080 of messages because I am the more flamboyant one, I'm 0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:22.480 the louder one, I'm the gayer one, I'm all of those. 0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:25.000 You just feel approachable people like I think. 0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:27.840 I think so, so people feel more comfortable to share 0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:30.960 their sometimes unsolicited opinions with me. 0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:32.520 Don't if it's advice. 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.840 Just one wants advice from No one wants especially during 0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:39.640 that comment comments love about you know, the difficult time 0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:41.880 we're in all of the things. But yeah, no, people 0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:42.160 love that. 0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:43.520 Don't tell me how I could have kept my cat 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:43.800 a life. 0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.640 I know who does that? Who does that? 0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:47.520 Crazy? 0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:49.960 Oh my god. I had someone being like you didn't 0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:51.840 you should have found out about the cancer earlier, and 0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:53.520 I was like, well they didn't tell me a year 0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:55.040 ago when he was at the vets, So like, what 0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:56.280 am I going to do? 0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:59.280 You know, like I'm sorry, sposed to be helpful. 0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:03.000 I know it's help I'm trying right now, come on, 0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:04.680 why But yes. 0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:08.200 Wow, yeah, cats are interesting because cats frequently lived into 0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:08.920 their twenties. 0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:11.360 Yeah, I know. I wasn't expecting that with Frasier. I 0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:13.400 knew that going in because when I learned he was 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.719 that main code and breed, like I knew it yourself, 0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:18.200 likely wasn't going to be it was going to be 0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:20.000 in the tender So I knew when he was turning ten, 0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:21.840 I was like, because me, I'm a planner, and I 0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:23.400 was like, okay, I got a plan to be emotional 0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.040 work that undo the schedule these next five years. And 0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:28.320 so I knew that was a possibility, but I didn't 0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:30.080 think it was going to come this quickly. 0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:32.160 Right, and nothing will ever prepare you. Yeah, I mean 0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:32.960 it's impossible. 0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:34.720 I mean it happened within twenty four hours. It was 0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:38.800 like he went from being fine to being out. Yeah. 0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:41.360 So it was definitely the shock of that. But also 0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:44.600 like I adopted him at right after I finished Chemo. 0:33:44.920 --> 0:33:46.800 I adopted him when I was moving into my own 0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:48.960 place after being sick for two years, Like I adopted. 0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.960 It was like he was a part of that period 0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:52.400 in my life. 0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:54.880 It really becomes a chapter of your life. Yeah, yeah, 0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:58.920 very clearly defined era. Yes, had you had cats before? 0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:00.960 No, I had no pets. I was living in New York, 0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:04.560 and I I just my life didn't really accommodate pets. 0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:06.719 My family had pets, but they were always their problem, 0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:08.800 not mine. So I didn't really ever have an animal 0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:11.120 that was mine. And I for so long doing stand 0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:13.480 up and stuff, I always was like, you know, I'm cold, 0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:17.640 and I'm sassy and I'm whatever, and but I was like, 0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:20.080 you know what because of chemo and this is getting 0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:22.480 so sappy. But because of chemo, I learned like I 0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:24.840 need to figure out ways to show. 0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:27.879 Love and to be nothing wrong with them, yes, and to. 0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:29.520 Have that in my life. And so I figured a 0:34:29.560 --> 0:34:32.360 cat would be a great therapy to keeping a cat alive. 0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.120 Obviously I'm not great at it, but keeping a cat 0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:40.080 alive so that I could, you know, show love, I 0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.160 don't know, and maybe get love. And it did work 0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:43.960 for me because I met a man and we've been 0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.360 together for a long time and so like all the things, Wow. 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:48.799 That's incredible. Yeah, And cats are an interesting toe in 0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:51.399 the water of like showing something love because they will 0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:54.719 make it difficult. Or this cat loved negotiating. 0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:57.680 This cat there was no negotiating. This cat was pussy 0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:01.799 out of all the rubs all day long. This cat, now, 0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:03.920 he was selective about who he would. 0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:05.279 Love, which is actually kind of nice. 0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.319 Yes, and me, and especially he loved my boyfriend, but 0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:10.319 like he and he loved me too, but like in 0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:12.000 a different way. He knew that I ran the show, 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:15.640 and yes there was there was a bit of that. 0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:18.760 He knew that things could happen, not that thing listeners. 0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:24.440 So I yeah, so I definitely, he definitely it was 0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:25.279 It's wrapped up. 0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:27.279 In a lot of emotions that I period, but it 0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:29.520 was overall a good, positive experience. 0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:33.040 So I have literally the best ten years, the best 0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:33.560 ten years. 0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:35.160 Do you think you'll have another pet? I know it's 0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:36.600 an early sensitive time. 0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:38.919 No, I do think about it. I've been thinking about it. 0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:41.440 It's like I don't I honestly don't think I could 0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:43.719 have another cat anytime soon. I feel like I could 0:35:43.760 --> 0:35:46.080 have AG but I don't think I could have a 0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:48.200 cat anytime soon. I kind of I've always felt that. 0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:50.640 And again, don't yell at me people. But I've always 0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:53.200 thought dogs were dumber than cats. And I think I 0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:55.399 need some dumb in my life. I need now I've 0:35:55.480 --> 0:35:57.120 learned to love and I've learned to care, and I 0:35:57.160 --> 0:36:00.520 am an animal person, and chemo made me an animal person. 0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:03.760 But because there was this dog during chemo. Speaking of dumb, 0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.080 there was this dog during chemo that the house that 0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:07.600 I was staying in when I was going through chemo, 0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:10.759 and he he's a very dumb dog. But he when 0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:13.360 I was in bed, whenever someone would try to come 0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:15.120 sit on the couch or like come be by me, 0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:19.440 he would get so angry. Oh, And I was like okay, 0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:21.239 like at other people, never at me. And he was 0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:23.439 protecting me, of course. And it was this weird sort 0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.560 of like Okay, animals have a thing. Animals. Animals know 0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:28.319 something on a level that we don't understand. So I 0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:30.080 need to have that in my life. So I kind 0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:31.560 of need I think a period in my life where 0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:32.960 I have an idiot around me, and I think a 0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:34.440 dog is necessary. 0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:37.560 That's I leave dogs alone. That's not idiotcy I do. 0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.600 It's just a different way of showing beautiful idiots. 0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:41.920 They're wondering Yeah, they're just different. They're just stupid or 0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:44.359 and I think that. And that's not a read, that's 0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:48.400 not a read. It's literally like a I think sometimes 0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:50.520 I want to be led by some stupidity, to have 0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:52.120 some fun and chill and just like you. 0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:53.040 Know, more of an openness. 0:36:53.200 --> 0:36:55.600 Yeah. Just I'm open to being dumb right now, which 0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:58.560 I think I wasn't open to being dumb ten years ago. 0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:00.359 Well, I think you're going to be very surprised by 0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:02.319 a dog. I think you're going to realize, Oh, it's 0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:05.200 not so much stupidity as it's just a different. 0:37:05.080 --> 0:37:08.160 It's a different kind of joy. Yeah, and I'm open 0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.000 to that. I could use a different kind of joy. Also, 0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:12.640 because i'm again a zempic, I like the prospect of 0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:15.000 having that morning walk in the evening course, So maybe 0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:17.160 the dog will be helpful for me and forcing me 0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:20.200 to be like exercising and being outdoors and healthy and 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:21.799 right all the things that I hate. 0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:25.080 But you'll love that morning dog walk is such a 0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:26.120 wonderful EXPI. 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.360 Love the idea of it. I feel like it feels 0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:29.320 very Nancy Meyer. 0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:31.759 Oh completely it does. 0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:34.680 I mean, I just I and I'm a tea person, 0:37:34.760 --> 0:37:36.640 so I feel like I would like wake up and 0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:38.560 like start my kettle and then take him for a 0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:41.799 walk or her or them, probably them at this point, 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:43.960 like my dog will definitely be of them. And then 0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:46.160 we'll come back to the apartment. I'll have my little 0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:48.000 tea and the dog will bake for a treat, and 0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:50.719 I'll be like, I'm busy and I'll get to work. 0:37:51.000 --> 0:37:53.080 And then there will come a day with rain, and 0:37:53.120 --> 0:37:55.200 you'll think, oh my god, what if I don't. 0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.279 I didn't even consider that. That's one because you don't 0:37:57.320 --> 0:37:58.560 consider that in Los Angeles. 0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.680 Yeah, but then it comes January, it's raining every single day, 0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.160 and the dog is furious at you, and you're both 0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:05.440 mad at each other that you have to go into 0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:05.719 the rain. 0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:06.080 Dog. 0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:08.520 We had one until December and she passed away. 0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:10.840 I'm so sorry, thank you. 0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:13.200 It's horrible. Yeah, it's I mean, you know, it's just 0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:15.000 the worst possible thing in the world. 0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:18.239 Did your dog have the pea pad potty pad? 0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:21.920 No, she was an outdoor girl. She was very good 0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:22.359 about that. 0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:24.920 Can you train the dog to be both outdoors and 0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:26.560 a t peapad situation? 0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:28.560 You know, I would love to believe that we can 0:38:28.640 --> 0:38:30.680 exist in that world. But I don't know that that's true. 0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:34.360 I feel like maybe, but if the dog has two choices, 0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:35.640 I think it's going to get confused. 0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:40.080 I think so too again, because they're dumb. No, I'm sorry. 0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:42.040 I mean, you know a cat is not going to 0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:44.839 be outside cats and be like that's my box, that's 0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:46.600 what we're doing. We're not doing that. I mean, sure 0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:48.080 some cats are dumb and they do it outside the box, 0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:49.680 but my cat was not. My cat was very smart, 0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:52.279 never did that, and so I'm saying like this is I. 0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:54.120 Think with a dog it would just be they learn. 0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:56.120 They're like, well they want me to go outside, and 0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:57.759 if there's an indoor thing, they'll be like, well, when 0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:58.880 do they want me to go indoors? 0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:02.200 Yeah. I'm excited about training the dog too, because I'm 0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:05.000 German and I feel like that is like in me 0:39:05.160 --> 0:39:05.799 to do that. 0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:09.480 Oh, I mean, get yourself a German shepherd were very smart. 0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:11.239 Dog can't do big. I can't do a big you 0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:12.880 can't do a big dog. Well, I can't do well 0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:14.520 a the fur. I need to find one that's kind 0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:16.960 of hypo allergenic. Because my boyfriend does love to complain 0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:19.080 he's not Jewish, but he does love to complain. I'm 0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:21.480 the Jewish one, but I think that's rubbing off on him, 0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:24.480 and he will complain about having allergies when he doesn't 0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:26.960 have allergies. He just doesn't like wash his face or 0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:30.600 dust and so yeah, so I can't do that. I 0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:33.040 have to have a dog that is kind of hypoalergenic 0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:34.360 so that he can't complain. 0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:37.680 But they're big, large hypoalergenic dogs. 0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:39.960 Are there, like labbord no to the poodle ones? 0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:41.560 Right, Probably, I don't know. 0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.759 I mean, I'm like a medium sized dog. But I 0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:46.239 also like the idea of doing Elizabeth Taylor thing and 0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:48.600 traveling with a dog, having a lap dog that can 0:39:48.640 --> 0:39:51.120 be on a plane with me, because again, my face 0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:53.600 is going to remain my body's not, so I need 0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:56.400 something attractive to hold on too when I am traveling 0:39:56.400 --> 0:40:01.319 in these situations, so that then you're a big yeah no, 0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:05.839 I'm so not. The dog will distract people from the 0:40:05.840 --> 0:40:08.440 rest of the ugly body and then focus on the 0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:10.520 face and the dog, which I think is actually kind 0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:11.000 of genius. 0:40:11.600 --> 0:40:12.960 The beautiful dog. 0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:18.400 You I'm really not getting any younger. I'm trying really hard. 0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:21.279 There's a lot of botos in me, but I it's not. 0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:23.360 I know it's not going to work, so like I need, 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:26.000 I actually need this dog as a distraction. 0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:28.719 I think that's completely fair a little I love a 0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:29.239 little dog. 0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:32.080 I'm very considering getting a new one, not. 0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:35.279 In the next It'll probably be a little while of 0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:37.239 the farness i'd like my the love in my heart 0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:39.880 for my dog is still much, very much there, and 0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:41.600 I don't know that I feel like bringing a dog 0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:44.560 into the situation would be bad for both of us. 0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:46.640 That's where I am at two. I I just don't 0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:49.680 know if I'm ready yet to quite do that. But 0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:51.359 I am one of those people too that like again 0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:53.239 the German to me that I'm like so eager to 0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:55.959 like get it done, move on with the problem, solve 0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:58.560 the problem, next thing, check it off the list, you. 0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:01.399 Know, yes, just remove them from completely. Yeah. 0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:03.880 I mean I do schedule emotions and ship, which is horrible, 0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.920 and I feel like I'm doing that with the morning 0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:09.920 of Frasier of being like Okay, well it's been I 0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:11.759 mean it's only been less than two weeks now, but 0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:13.640 I'm like, okay, a month in a month and will 0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:15.200 be great. I can mourn for a month and then 0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:17.320 I have to on my birthday next month, and you 0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:20.440 start looking for another pet to replace this emotion that 0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:22.840 needs to be taken care of. I know it's going healthy, 0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:25.359 it's going. I know it doesn't work like that. 0:41:25.440 --> 0:41:25.719 You're going. 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:30.080 I am and I have, I do. I cry so 0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:32.480 many places. Oh it's horrible, isn't it. 0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.319 I mean, you have no idea what's going to set 0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:34.680 you off? 0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:38.080 Do you know? Though? I don't mind it. It doesn't 0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:40.200 I know, I really am not. I don't. I'm not 0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:42.719 bothered by it at all. I feel like people and 0:41:42.760 --> 0:41:44.400 again this might be in my head, but I do 0:41:44.440 --> 0:41:47.960 feel like people stare at me because of the freak 0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:50.960 show nature sometimes of like freak show nature, freak show 0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:53.920 nature of like I'm tripping or I'm making things are 0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:57.919 falling off me, or like I'm flailing or yeah, there's 0:41:58.200 --> 0:42:04.160 there's a there's a dying, yes exactly. And so when 0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:05.879 I cry, it's like, Okay, well this is the emotion 0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:08.759 I'm feeling in this moment. So everyone can watch if 0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:11.279 they want. I'm feeling it. I'm fine, you know. 0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:14.280 I think Los Angeles is probably one of two cities 0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:15.879 where that's kind of a normal thing. 0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:17.440 True, true, everyone's just. 0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:20.640 Always at the very brink of emotional and breakdown. 0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:25.040 And the comment immediately goes to, oh, he has housing insecurity, 0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:27.480 but he doesn't look like he does, you know. So 0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:30.040 my building manager she said that to me recently about 0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:33.440 a person who was on house out front and out 0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:36.440 of our building, and she commented being like, by the 0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:39.040 way he dresses, you would never know that they were homeless. 0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.120 And I was like, what, I don't know why that's wrong, 0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:44.520 but I think that's a wrong. Yeah, it feels like 0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:46.880 just a bad thing to say about somebody, you know, 0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:49.600 But that's what they would say about me crying at Target, 0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:51.520 that they would be like, oh, this and that's the 0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:54.120 other thing Target right now, that is my biggest anxiety. 0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:55.279 I'm sorry, I have to un this. 0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:56.360 Does it make you anxious? 0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:59.279 It's making me very angry. Recently, I can never get 0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:00.720 a targe hurt at Target. 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:01.840 I can never get a basket? 0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:04.640 Yeah, what is what's happening at the stall? Which one 0:43:04.640 --> 0:43:05.680 do you go? Will you got here? 0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:06.239 The rock was? 0:43:06.400 --> 0:43:08.400 I go to the one in Hollywood and yes, everything's 0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:10.239 locked up and I get that society right now, but 0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:13.040 I hate that. But that's just that's I'm actually fine 0:43:13.040 --> 0:43:15.880 with it, give them a past. But I'm also like, 0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:17.360 this is a condition of the world we live in 0:43:17.440 --> 0:43:19.080 right now. It will pass move things will move on, 0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:20.960 things will get better. Maybe we'll deal with some of 0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:22.719 the problems we have in Los Angeles that then could 0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.120 lead to some of these changes. Whatever. That's a different thing. 0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:26.880 Give me a fucking car to basket. 0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:28.080 Where have they all gone? 0:43:28.200 --> 0:43:30.840 I don't know. The other day I went to Target 0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:33.800 to pick up some stuff for this again, the funeral 0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:35.719 that I have to go just this begin separate issue. Fine, 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:36.319 everything's fine. 0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:37.320 In between mornings. 0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:38.960 I am, I am, but it was a family friend. 0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:40.480 We knew they were dying, but it was just the 0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:42.600 timing was weird anyway. So I had to go pick 0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:44.840 up some stuff, some travel stuff for Target and I 0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:46.560 need and my boyfriend was like, oh, pick up coke 0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:48.879 because he's completely unhealthy. So he wanted me to pick 0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:51.319 up the twenty four I am and he deserves it, 0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:54.719 the twenty four case of Coca Cola okay, And I 0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:55.839 went in. There's no car. 0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:56.840 Unacceptable. 0:43:56.880 --> 0:43:58.879 So I text him angrily being like, I'm not getting 0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:01.120 you coat because I'm not carrying that around the store. 0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:02.680 I have other things I have to pick up. 0:44:02.560 --> 0:44:04.520 Here, and that is the heaviest thing, probably in the 0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:07.440 whole store, heaviest thing, mostly unwieldy thing. 0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:09.040 They told me a cart would be up there in 0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:11.640 ten minutes, and I now, of course, I'm also like, 0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:14.160 I'm not a total asshole, because the guilt does run 0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:16.319 over me. So then I do eventually get the coke. 0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:18.640 I gather all the other things in my coat, I 0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:21.279 took off my coat. I used my coat as like 0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:23.399 a hand cart because there were no hand carts even 0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:26.000 And I had the oranges, and I had the other 0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:27.759 things that I was buying, and I had the coke 0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:29.400 in the other arm, and I did it. 0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:31.439 Everyone's looking at you like, oh, this is his first 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:32.120 time shoplift. 0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:34.439 I didn't cry that day, though I didn't cry. 0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:36.560 But wait, tell me, did they put you on like 0:44:36.560 --> 0:44:38.279 a wait list for a shopping cart. They said you'd 0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:39.080 have one in ten minutes. 0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:40.600 They said that they would be up in ten minutes. 0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:42.719 This makes no sense, makes no sense. So then I 0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:44.359 went and I did my shopping, and again I did 0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:47.279 my shopping quick. It was ten minutes of shopping, and 0:44:47.320 --> 0:44:49.120 I went to the register because they closed down the 0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:52.760 self checkout things I don't know why. Again another crisis, 0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:55.759 they really are. And so I checked out and I 0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:57.480 was like, I was walking out of the store with 0:44:57.560 --> 0:45:00.480 my bags and they didn't have any carts there. And 0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:02.480 then I went down to my car and I see 0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:04.719 where they store the cars to go up, and those 0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:08.240 people are just talking. They're just hanging out with carts 0:45:08.280 --> 0:45:09.120 in the corner. 0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:11.720 Just enjoying. There were of endless thirty carts. 0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:13.960 There were thirty cards. And then I made the mistake 0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:16.160 with the cashier of asking about the carts. I was like, 0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:19.080 what is going on with these cars? And this person 0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:22.240 gave me a story, being like I think they're ordering 0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:23.920 more carts, but I don't know. It's something that I 0:45:23.920 --> 0:45:25.879 heard from my manager. But I mean, I could ask 0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:27.759 for if you want. But and I'm like, now you've 0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:29.520 give you're giving me too many options, and I don't 0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:31.640 want the cart anymore. I don't want to talk about 0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:32.440 carts anymore. 0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:33.839 Where are the carts coming from? 0:45:33.920 --> 0:45:35.080 I don't know where they're coming or going. 0:45:35.160 --> 0:45:36.840 They're stuck on a boat steel, So don't the. 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:38.960 Carts because I always thought, now I've never experienced this, 0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:40.680 I've never tried to steal a card, but don't they 0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:42.799 like if you try to steal the cart, it will 0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:43.600 stop if you. 0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:46.319 Get like some of them have that electronic or some 0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:48.680 sort of device that like locks them up so you 0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:49.440 can't get them out of there. 0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:51.640 Watching Los Angeles, there's like a law that says you 0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:52.160 can't have that. 0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:54.520 Oh, that might be true. I would support that. You 0:45:54.520 --> 0:45:56.479 should be able to take your shopping cart whenever you want, 0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:58.799 like home with you. You encourage people to take their 0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:01.279 shop would actually be very very helpful. Oh, I'd love 0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:02.319 to have one just lying around. 0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:03.839 Do you know how many times I have I go 0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:05.640 shopping for stuff and then I have to bring it 0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:07.480 all up to the apartment of myself. But I don't 0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.080 want to do two trips, so I like put it 0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:10.120 all into my arms. 0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:11.759 Oh yeah, of course it is. You have to go 0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:14.560 back down to your car to get everything Forget. 0:46:14.360 --> 0:46:15.920 To run into someone and they're gonna want to talk 0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:18.000 to me. I ran into a neighbor the other day 0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:19.840 who bought one of those new teslas that looked like 0:46:19.920 --> 0:46:22.439 robot cars. What is you know the truck? The truck? Yeah? 0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:25.920 You know someone, yes, one degree, I'm from somebody who 0:46:25.920 --> 0:46:28.600 owns a cyber truck. Oh, yeah, are they decent? 0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:32.279 Well, no, they're annoying. And I had never spoken to 0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:34.640 this neighbor before, but he gave me because we came 0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:36.960 back at the same time and he was looking at 0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:39.520 me and I was like, hi, he was staring at me, 0:46:39.600 --> 0:46:41.279 and then I was like, your car? Do you like 0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:42.880 your car? And he's like oh, And then he tells 0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:45.080 me all this information about the car, which is a 0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:47.200 test what owner is going to do anyway, He tells 0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:48.920 me always he was going to flip the car, but 0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:50.680 there's something with Tesla that you can't flip a car 0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:52.000 if you own it within the first year. You have 0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:53.120 to wait a year they die. 0:46:53.480 --> 0:46:56.719 He was going to actually physically flow to sell it. 0:46:56.960 --> 0:46:58.360 So then he's like, sohnomena. Try But I think the 0:46:58.360 --> 0:46:59.560 back is too big for me. I don't know, and 0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:02.000 he's telling me all this stuff. He gets to his floor. 0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:04.840 He can is a straight man completely. He continues to 0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:07.520 talk to me as he's walking down the hallway. I'm 0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:09.600 not about my arm's a full. I'm not about to 0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.440 hold the elevated door open for him to finish the story. 0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:16.719 And he's continuing to talk to me anything No, and 0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:19.160 then the doors start closing, he's still talking and then 0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:21.759 I have to go okay bye, Like it was the 0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:25.640 most awkward conversation, but yet oddly feels like the most 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.759 common Tesla owner conversation that. 0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:28.439 Makes perfect sense. 0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:30.879 It feels like what they would how they would communicate, and. 0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:33.319 Tesla will just make you like you buy the car, 0:47:33.400 --> 0:47:34.480 you cannot sell it for a while. 0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:36.640 Apparently that's what my neighbor said. But he also seems 0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:39.880 like a person who is an idiot, right, Yeah, he 0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:41.480 doesn't seem like this. I mean, I don't think you 0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:44.200 buy a Tesla to sell. I don't think that's a 0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:44.920 smart decision. 0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:46.880 I like that the company policy is like live with 0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:49.160 your mistake. Yeah, Tesla, live with your mistake. 0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:50.799 Also, I know, I mean I don't live in a 0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:53.160 necessarily a nice building. I don't live in a shitty building. 0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:54.960 I moved into the building because it had central AC 0:47:55.080 --> 0:47:57.640 that was the most important thing to me. And so 0:47:57.719 --> 0:47:59.800 it's like a fine building. But it's not a Tesla 0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:01.680 up buildings. So how much does this cost? 0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:04.759 I know it's going to be a seventy thousand dollars. 0:48:04.520 --> 0:48:06.320 Right, I have no idea how least how much is 0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:07.480 a Cymberruch these things. 0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:08.840 Cast let's two prices, right. 0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:10.319 I don't have what you guess I'm going to say 0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:11.440 eighty five. 0:48:11.600 --> 0:48:14.200 Okay, I'm gonna get seventy two on a leak. 0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:15.319 Have you done prices right? 0:48:15.719 --> 0:48:19.400 I mean, based on what my cursory Google search brought up. 0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:23.120 Sixty thousand dollars. Oh, that's actually surprisingly affordable. 0:48:23.360 --> 0:48:26.319 I mean for one of those horrible I mean too 0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:28.640 ten dollars would be too much to get me in 0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:32.160 a cyber truck. Yeah, I sixty thousand dollars still means 0:48:32.160 --> 0:48:33.040 a car, but not I. 0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:36.360 Think my apologies. Sorry, they started eighty one, they go 0:48:36.440 --> 0:48:37.920 up to one on one. This is going to be 0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:40.440 a new rear wheel truck that debuts next year. 0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:41.600 It will be sixty thousand. 0:48:43.280 --> 0:48:45.760 I was going to say, I think my car, which 0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:49.319 screams lesbian who's concerned for the environment but didn't want 0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:53.000 to buy a Tesla Kia EV, was fifty thousand, but 0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:53.439 then I. 0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:55.320 Got that EV they give you a credit. 0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:58.239 Yeah, so it became thirty some thousand or whatever, which 0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:00.200 is why I got it. And I didn't at the 0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:02.719 Tesla because I couldn't fit in the front seat. I 0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.440 felt very much like Norm from cheers getting in a 0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:08.360 small car, and I thought about myself driving to a 0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:12.120 gig and drag in this Tesla with like the seat 0:49:12.120 --> 0:49:14.080 all the way back so my hair could fit. So 0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:17.439 I needed to find a car that would like accommodate 0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:18.960 all of my sizes. 0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:22.200 That's a good drag PERSONA someone who's uncomfortable in their car. 0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:26.279 That's definitely me because I refused to not wear a corset, 0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:29.360 so I so already I can't sit up straight in 0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:32.000 a car, right, And then I have big hair too, 0:49:32.000 --> 0:49:34.120 because if you're a fat drag queen, you have to 0:49:34.160 --> 0:49:37.319 have big hair, and so the hair won't fit in 0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:38.040 the car, so you have. 0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:39.520 To have like a very low right. 0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:41.680 Yeah. Yeah, I feel like people. 0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:43.400 Are kind of moving away from getting tesla's anyway. 0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:45.080 I mean, I don't think they want the judgment of it, 0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:45.680 of course. 0:49:45.840 --> 0:49:48.239 I mean that I saw them that said I bought 0:49:48.239 --> 0:49:50.799 this before ELNG, which is ridiculous crazy. 0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:52.239 And you know how you spot the cheap ones or 0:49:52.280 --> 0:49:54.319 the poor ones if they're driving a white Tesla, because 0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:57.239 apparently those are the cheapest ones. Oh interesting, Yeah, that's 0:49:57.239 --> 0:49:58.680 what I heard. That's what I heard. 0:49:58.760 --> 0:50:01.000 But those trucks, that's an new category. 0:50:01.080 --> 0:50:03.920 It is a ridiculous car. I don't understand. I have 0:50:03.960 --> 0:50:06.759 a friend, he's a very tiny person, he's I think 0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:10.440 maybe five to four, and he wants one of those cars. 0:50:10.520 --> 0:50:13.239 Well, I think that explains it. You think so I 0:50:13.280 --> 0:50:15.600 mean to make him a billion here? Of course? 0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:17.040 Interesting, I didn't even con. 0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:19.319 I'm so embarrassed for this person. I mean, I know 0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:21.359 two things about them, and I'm already I mean. 0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:23.399 They are a lovely human being. But I would laugh 0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:25.600 at them if they drove down. I would humiliate, I 0:50:25.640 --> 0:50:27.680 would make fun of them endlessly for them. 0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:29.839 I mean, and this is coming from a short person. 0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:32.440 I can say whatever I want about us, our folk, 0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:36.200 and I'm saying, don't get a big truck. You know, 0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:37.080 it's embarrassed. 0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:40.600 Even get a mid size SUV, that's fine. 0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:41.960 But don't do something that's like trying to make a. 0:50:43.680 --> 0:50:44.839 Geotracker. I don't know cars. 0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:47.799 Oh I love a geotracker, I do too. Or a 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:49.080 Suzuki sidekick. 0:50:49.239 --> 0:50:50.000 I don't know that one. 0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:51.560 I think that's what those are called. 0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.800 But you know, get get something normal size. 0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:57.319 Yeah you're not wearing older brother's clothes, not. 0:50:57.320 --> 0:50:59.080 The one that you or that tesla that has the 0:50:59.080 --> 0:50:59.520 doors that. 0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:02.600 Like do that, Oh, those are like the SUVs or 0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:03.520 crossover type. 0:51:03.760 --> 0:51:05.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I drove in on a friend of 0:51:05.719 --> 0:51:08.279 mine has one. The doors are like like a like 0:51:08.320 --> 0:51:11.839 a back to the future. And because my boyfriend doesn't drive, 0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:13.440 so I rarely am able to sit in the backseat 0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.480 of a car. So when they were driving, I wanted 0:51:15.480 --> 0:51:18.160 to sit in the backseat of the car, and I 0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:23.640 felt so wealthy, I felt so futuristic when I was 0:51:23.680 --> 0:51:25.839 able to, because rarely in a car am I able 0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:28.319 to like sit like a normal person and then just 0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:30.160 like pivot my body and put my feet on the 0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.200 ground and like look all dainty getting out of a car, 0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:34.759 because usually me getting out of a car is it's 0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:36.160 it's a joke, it's ridiculous. 0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:38.560 Well, it's like a weird Yeah, now that you're saying 0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:40.040 that it is weird to get out of a car, 0:51:40.200 --> 0:51:40.360 it is. 0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:44.400 It's weird to get a car in general, especially I 0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:46.440 mean if you are a large I'll say this from 0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:48.640 for large people. If you are a large person, it 0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.040 is always a comical situation getting out of any size 0:51:51.080 --> 0:51:53.279 of a car. So I always look ridiculous car. In 0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:54.880 my opinion, I'm sure I look fine. But whatever, I 0:51:54.920 --> 0:51:58.759 can't mention, although although I have. You should film it 0:51:58.800 --> 0:52:01.120 sometimes because my boyfriend, even as I look ridiculous. 0:52:01.560 --> 0:52:03.440 Filming you getting out of car. I never know, you. 0:52:03.400 --> 0:52:06.080 Never know, but no, I do feel that was the 0:52:06.080 --> 0:52:07.520 one moment where I didn't feel ridiculous. 0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:09.359 And so when the door opens up, what I mean, 0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:11.800 what does that change practically about getting out of a car. 0:52:12.280 --> 0:52:14.239 I don't know. I mean, it's just I had more 0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:17.080 space to get out of the car. Then I also 0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:19.040 had a lot of anxiety because I didn't wanted to 0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:20.279 hit the car next. 0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:21.520 To me, right, That's what I would be freaking. 0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:24.080 But it doesn't do that, apparently. I don't know how 0:52:24.120 --> 0:52:26.919 it works. It's a computer. It's a computer, all yeah, 0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:29.160 it is, and it has a mind of its own 0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:32.560 and it does things that we don't understand. But its somehow, 0:52:33.080 --> 0:52:35.919 you know. It's like it's like a mac. I don't 0:52:36.000 --> 0:52:38.560 understand how this thing opened, but it opened. 0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:41.799 I've never been in one. Maybe I will at some point. 0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:43.839 I'm sure you will, but that does make you feel 0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:45.040 a little special. 0:52:44.760 --> 0:52:46.399 It did. I did a self here with your self 0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:46.960 driving car. 0:52:47.160 --> 0:52:48.080 I've never been in one. 0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:51.680 I got one in San Francisco, terrifying, terrifying, the a 0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:54.160 level of anxiety. I was sweating so much. 0:52:54.280 --> 0:52:57.759 Oh, I can't. It been so concerning I feel, I mean, 0:52:57.920 --> 0:53:02.520 such a ludeite, but I can't. Yeah, my dishwasher can 0:53:02.520 --> 0:53:04.920 barely function, and I just don't know that we're ever 0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:06.239 going to get to a place where it's like, oh, 0:53:06.280 --> 0:53:07.600 now you can just I'll put my life. 0:53:07.640 --> 0:53:08.320 Yeah exactly. 0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:08.560 No. 0:53:08.760 --> 0:53:11.640 Wait, does your dishwasher does it actually like fully clean 0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:12.440 your dishes? 0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:15.440 Well, I got it installed today. The other one was not. 0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:16.560 Oh so you haven't used it yet. 0:53:16.560 --> 0:53:18.400 The other one was only four years old. I've been 0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:20.040 told you should have one for like a decade. So 0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:22.200 I got ripped off, okay, and I hate to be 0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:25.120 ripped off. This new one hopefully will clean all the dishes. 0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:27.680 I mean, let me know, because I'm very curious. 0:53:27.640 --> 0:53:28.440 Yours not washing all? 0:53:28.480 --> 0:53:30.480 Mind does? But I have to do a lot of 0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:33.080 washing beforehand. You shouldn't have to do that, That's what 0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:35.120 I'm saying. I also have that with my television, not 0:53:35.160 --> 0:53:37.799 the washing part, but like the it's only like maybe 0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:39.960 four years old, and it has like a blue tint 0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:41.640 to it that I can't get rid of. Oh no, 0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:43.600 and I don't know what I'm doing, but every single 0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:45.360 morning when I watch the view, they all look like 0:53:45.400 --> 0:53:47.759 smurs and it's like bothering me. 0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:49.320 And that's like a recent change. 0:53:49.400 --> 0:53:51.440 It's a recent change in the television, and I don't know. 0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:53.880 I've tried everything to fix it, from getting new HDMI 0:53:53.960 --> 0:53:55.800 cords to all of the things, and I'm like, this 0:53:55.880 --> 0:53:57.880 is only four years old. This shouldn't be happening to 0:53:57.920 --> 0:53:58.560 this television. 0:53:58.640 --> 0:53:59.840 The picture mode is not on. 0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:03.000 No, No, I've changed all. I've done all of the settings. 0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:03.839 It's hurt the blue tint. 0:54:04.160 --> 0:54:05.400 It broke out a piece of junk. 0:54:05.400 --> 0:54:06.799 But then I'm like, oh, I pay. I have to 0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:09.080 pay like four thousand dollars for Fraser's deaths. So now 0:54:09.080 --> 0:54:10.480 I have to wait to buy a television. 0:54:10.640 --> 0:54:11.360 That's horrible. 0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:12.680 It's the worst. 0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:14.560 I guess electronics are just getting worse. 0:54:14.840 --> 0:54:17.120 I think so because we're all buying it so quickly 0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:19.000 because of that affirm and like you can pay on 0:54:19.080 --> 0:54:21.840 time and everything. Everyone's buying shit so quickly that I 0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:22.840 feel like they're just putting it. 0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:24.480 Out barely keep up. So when you were in the 0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:28.839 self driving car, how far did you go in it? Oh? 0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:29.880 A distance? 0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:32.480 I went from yeah, I probably want like five miles, 0:54:32.480 --> 0:54:35.720 six miles. No, wow, fairly it was going like forty 0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:36.439 miles an hour. 0:54:36.760 --> 0:54:38.240 Yeah, it had to go over the bridge. 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:40.319 We had to go over the bridge. Were there any 0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:41.719 scary moments whereas. 0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:44.120 Like, oh, every moment was scary for me, but the 0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:46.000 bridge was probably I mean I already have a fear 0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:49.800 of bridges, so that like, right, would that was already scary, 0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:51.120 but that part was scary? 0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:55.359 Yes, wow, And yeah, there's no how does that even? 0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.520 I just don't even I don't even understand how it works. 0:54:57.560 --> 0:55:00.520 And someone was explaining it to me. I've learned that 0:55:00.680 --> 0:55:03.160 like when I don't when I not that I can't 0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:06.200 understand it, but when I know that, I shouldn't understand it, 0:55:06.239 --> 0:55:08.680 because the more I understand it, the angrier I'm going 0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:11.920 to get, I just tune out. And so they were 0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:13.839 explaining it to me and I was like, I give up. 0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:15.959 And there's still a steering wheel in it? 0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:17.600 There is? Oh yeah, it's just like an and you 0:55:17.600 --> 0:55:20.160 can drive the car like someone can take over the car, 0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:23.640 but you don't need to because it's doing it itself. 0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:28.120 Fascinating, terrifying, And does it cost as much as like 0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:28.560 an Uber. 0:55:29.640 --> 0:55:30.840 I didn't pay for that, so I don't know how 0:55:30.920 --> 0:55:31.920 much it costs, but I think so. 0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:34.799 Trying to figure out what benefit forgetting it, I don't know. 0:55:35.120 --> 0:55:35.960 Then I don't know. 0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:38.360 I mean, I mean, I do see a benefit in 0:55:38.480 --> 0:55:41.840 terms of very rich people getting more rich by putting 0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:43.400 Uber drivers out of work. 0:55:43.239 --> 0:55:45.680 Right, I mean I see that. My mind was thinking 0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:47.840 about it, eliminating. 0:55:47.520 --> 0:55:50.480 Millionaires will make more money, when in reality I'm just like, 0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:53.120 give me thirty thousand. I'm fine, Like I just literally 0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:55.480 like I don't ever want to be rich. I just 0:55:55.520 --> 0:55:58.560 want to have enough to like be fine. 0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:00.680 There is a certain amount of wealth. I just think, 0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:01.719 what are you. 0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:03.440 Don't work with them? It's not worth it. 0:56:03.520 --> 0:56:04.799 What could you possibly need? 0:56:04.960 --> 0:56:08.479 My family so when we ran into some wealth very 0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:11.400 briefly when we were a kid, because two things happened. 0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:13.239 My brother, who has cerebral palsy, was born on an 0:56:13.320 --> 0:56:14.840 army base, and it was the army's fault that he 0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:17.160 had cerebal palsy. So my mom sued the army. In 0:56:17.200 --> 0:56:19.279 good for her, she got the kid got money when 0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:21.400 he turned eighteen, when they never thought he'd lived eighteen. 0:56:21.719 --> 0:56:23.680 He's now in his mid forties, he's fine, so they 0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:25.480 have to keep paying him. So we got all that 0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:28.000 money one year. And then my mom, when she divorced 0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:30.440 my dad, she invested in a company that invented the 0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:32.879 Wonder Brawl, but years like twenty years before they invented 0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:35.279 the wonderbra are ten years later, and so then in 0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:38.240 like nineteen ninety seven, we suddenly had a lot of money, 0:56:38.360 --> 0:56:40.959 and my mom did the thing that you do when 0:56:41.080 --> 0:56:43.880 someone who's lived a life, who left an abusive husband, 0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:47.160 who worked shitty jobs, who struggled and struggled and struggled, 0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:49.240 got a lot of money. At one point, she didn't 0:56:49.239 --> 0:56:51.080 do the crazy thing. She literally was like, I'm gonna 0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:53.120 buy a house. I'm gonna make sure all the debt's paid, 0:56:53.440 --> 0:56:54.759 and then we're gonna go back to being poor. 0:56:55.160 --> 0:56:58.719 Oh that's we're going to have the security right and 0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:01.200 our lives exactly, exactly. 0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:04.200 The only extravagant thing my brother did was he bought 0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:06.640 a purple Mustang, even though he cannot drive a car. 0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:09.759 I mean, but yeah, but if you had and you've 0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:11.640 suffered for eighteen years and all of a sudden you 0:57:11.719 --> 0:57:14.160 get like a shit ton of money. 0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:18.240 You successfully sue the Army. You can deserve one. Yes. 0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:21.200 And that funny story there about a smart dog. The 0:57:21.360 --> 0:57:24.840 dog is how he stayed alive. So the dog, my 0:57:24.960 --> 0:57:26.680 dad wasn't there when he was born. He was born 0:57:26.960 --> 0:57:29.480 four months premature, five four and a half months. And 0:57:29.520 --> 0:57:31.320 the dog my mom passed out when she had him. 0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:33.120 She had she knew she was pregnant for a month. 0:57:33.480 --> 0:57:35.480 Why now all of a sudden she had him and 0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:39.720 she passed out, and the dog was licking Jason's mouth 0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:42.880 to you know, clean him up, and it created an 0:57:42.880 --> 0:57:48.080 air passageway that kept him alive. America, I know, it's wild. Wow, 0:57:48.360 --> 0:57:49.400 that is a smart dog. 0:57:49.560 --> 0:57:51.560 Wow, that's a very I mean, I'm telling you you 0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:55.920 can be very surprised by this type of animal, very surprised. 0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.280 They've been around for a very long time, as long 0:57:58.320 --> 0:58:01.360 as cats, as long as cats or girl. That's sure. 0:58:01.760 --> 0:58:02.960 There's probably a dock on it. 0:58:03.400 --> 0:58:07.720 Yeah, they've been around for a long time. Lot at 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:08.680 least ten to fifteen. 0:58:08.800 --> 0:58:11.520 They've sat fire aside by the cave people. 0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:14.760 We've had cats and dogs since at least the late seventies. 0:58:14.960 --> 0:58:15.920 We can agree on that. 0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:20.880 Since Annie Hall came out, it was a big year. 0:58:21.240 --> 0:58:24.040 It was a big year, Rocky Annie Hall and Network 0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:26.720 and everyone wanted a cat. Then I have a friend 0:58:26.760 --> 0:58:28.320 of the family who tells me that that was the 0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:30.120 year that everyone started to run. 0:58:30.520 --> 0:58:33.400 Run, you know, like jogging. Did that movie set off running? 0:58:33.400 --> 0:58:35.200 Now? I don't know if it's set off set off running, 0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:36.880 but she was like when we were she was born 0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:38.120 in like the fifties, and she was like, when we 0:58:38.120 --> 0:58:40.840 were kids, no one ran for like exercise, right, Like, 0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:43.000 no one was jogging, Like, no one did that, And 0:58:43.040 --> 0:58:46.160 all of a sudden the seventies, everyone starts running, and 0:58:46.200 --> 0:58:49.080 now everyone's running to lose weight. Wow, She's like running 0:58:49.120 --> 0:58:51.280 was invented in the seventies, which has always stayed with me. 0:58:51.400 --> 0:58:51.760 Is weird. 0:58:51.880 --> 0:58:54.800 It must have come up because in the up until 0:58:54.800 --> 0:58:57.240 the fifties or so, people had to do physical labor 0:58:57.240 --> 0:58:59.520 for all kinds of things anyway, true, Yeah, and then 0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.840 leisure class probably continued to build or something, and every no. 0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:06.080 One's going to rock the war, Yeah, I could see that. 0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:09.120 In the seventies, everyone was like, well, fuck work, right, 0:59:09.200 --> 0:59:12.360 Carter's president. You know, we can't we can't afford electricity 0:59:12.440 --> 0:59:13.160 right now, So. 0:59:13.160 --> 0:59:14.000 I'm going for a job. 0:59:14.040 --> 0:59:17.440 Let's go for a job. Because some protein from peanuts. 0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:18.560 Thanks President Carter. 0:59:20.600 --> 0:59:22.560 Well, do we have anything left to say about expensive 0:59:22.560 --> 0:59:23.080 cat food? 0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:27.160 Oh? Well no, I mean it's it does work. He 0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:30.160 lost that weight, and you know, one pound to a 0:59:30.240 --> 0:59:31.960 kitty is like twenty. 0:59:31.640 --> 0:59:34.760 Pounds a human. I mean yeah, the ratio of it's. 0:59:34.600 --> 0:59:37.720 Massive, right, So like this stuff does work, I will say. 0:59:37.800 --> 0:59:39.880 And he took to it like a moth to a flame. 0:59:40.080 --> 0:59:42.840 He loved it. He lost that little weight and he 0:59:42.880 --> 0:59:44.600 was able to clean his little booty hole. And it 0:59:44.680 --> 0:59:47.080 was a beautiful last two years of his life, fresh 0:59:47.160 --> 0:59:48.840 and clean, never any problems, no wipe. 0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:50.800 I'm glad the last couple of years were decent. 0:59:50.880 --> 0:59:52.919 Yeah, they were sweet. He was sweet. He's a sweet 0:59:52.960 --> 0:59:53.400 little kitty. 0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:55.360 How do you feel about seeing cat food on TV? 0:59:55.920 --> 0:59:59.120 You know that bothers me. It bother when I necessarily 0:59:59.200 --> 1:00:00.560 you know, you know what's so sing I'm sure you 1:00:00.560 --> 1:00:03.440 can relate to this when a pet dies. And this 1:00:03.520 --> 1:00:05.680 was the first time this has happened to me. I noticed. 1:00:06.000 --> 1:00:08.520 I was so expecting, like, you know, the big memories 1:00:08.520 --> 1:00:11.040 to be more prominent, but it's the little fabric of 1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:13.640 your life things that actually caused me to be more upset. 1:00:13.840 --> 1:00:15.760 The going to bed, the getting up in the morning, 1:00:15.840 --> 1:00:19.919 the my boyfriend undoing the ironing board, and Fraser would 1:00:19.920 --> 1:00:22.920 always freak out about the sound of it, or the keys, 1:00:22.960 --> 1:00:24.840 getting the keys and he would always run for his 1:00:24.880 --> 1:00:27.600 treat with the keys or like. Those little things then 1:00:27.640 --> 1:00:31.919 become triggers, right that, then you get sad over and 1:00:32.520 --> 1:00:36.320 I'm no longer crying as much, but the emotion, the 1:00:36.360 --> 1:00:38.920 depression hits me in those little moments, and I have 1:00:39.000 --> 1:00:42.720 to take a breath, move on and cherish the memory. 1:00:42.760 --> 1:00:44.680 Did you do anything special for the dog with like 1:00:44.720 --> 1:00:48.680 a did you get the ashes? We're getting ours his 1:00:49.080 --> 1:00:51.840 soon's they said in two weeks, so that should be 1:00:51.960 --> 1:00:54.400 next week. But we bought a little memorial thing and 1:00:54.480 --> 1:00:57.200 like a little picture of Fraser for the apartment and stuff. 1:00:57.360 --> 1:00:58.840 Right, Oh that's lovely, it was. 1:00:59.240 --> 1:00:59.880 Yeah. 1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:01.800 Yeah, I wish I could tell you it gets easier. 1:01:02.360 --> 1:01:03.280 It just gets different. 1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:07.840 Yea, it gets different, I suppose, which I guess is better. Yeah, well, 1:01:08.000 --> 1:01:09.880 I think we should play a game on that coat. 1:01:10.960 --> 1:01:13.440 Let's play a gift master. I need a number between 1:01:13.440 --> 1:01:14.280 one and ten from you. 1:01:15.000 --> 1:01:15.280 Eight. 1:01:15.520 --> 1:01:18.520 Okay, I have to do some light calculating. Okay, if 1:01:18.520 --> 1:01:21.280 I can get my computer going here right now. You 1:01:21.320 --> 1:01:23.400 can recommend, promote, do whatever you want. 1:01:23.480 --> 1:01:24.480 I'll be right back. Sure. 1:01:24.640 --> 1:01:24.960 Yeah. 1:01:25.000 --> 1:01:27.160 Well, well, if you want to listen to more of 1:01:27.280 --> 1:01:29.200 me being annoying, you can go to your Making a 1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:31.800 Worse or my Golden Girls podcast out on the Lanai. 1:01:32.640 --> 1:01:34.960 You can also follow my drag at Sadie Pine's. But 1:01:35.040 --> 1:01:37.840 mainly I want to talk about Kathy Baits and misery 1:01:37.880 --> 1:01:40.919 and how wonderful Kathy Baits is. I recently spoke with her, 1:01:41.040 --> 1:01:43.680 and she is a delightful human being. She did something 1:01:43.720 --> 1:01:45.960 fun once with a friend at Amba, which is a 1:01:46.000 --> 1:01:48.479 record store here in Los Angeles, where she was buying 1:01:48.520 --> 1:01:50.760 a lot of records, and then she dropped down one 1:01:50.800 --> 1:01:54.000 of those Amex black cards, which only people who have 1:01:54.040 --> 1:01:56.480 a certain level of wealth can actually use. And my 1:01:56.480 --> 1:01:58.520 friend commented on it and said, wow, I've never seen 1:01:58.560 --> 1:02:00.880 one of those, and she was like tight. And I 1:02:00.960 --> 1:02:02.640 told her that story and she was like, yeah, I 1:02:02.680 --> 1:02:05.280 do that a lot and it works. It's a good joke. 1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:08.440 It's my joke. And Kathy Bates is a wonderful human 1:02:08.480 --> 1:02:10.000 being and that's just really what I want to put 1:02:10.000 --> 1:02:10.600 it out into the world. 1:02:11.520 --> 1:02:11.680 Yeah. 1:02:12.960 --> 1:02:13.320 I love that. 1:02:13.440 --> 1:02:16.840 She's just like Titanic, and everyone knows what she's talking about. 1:02:17.280 --> 1:02:20.080 Everyone immediately knows. That makes sense. Of course you have 1:02:20.160 --> 1:02:22.760 that card because of the Titanic, makes perfect sense. 1:02:22.880 --> 1:02:25.120 Have you seen one of those cards in the wild? Well, 1:02:25.160 --> 1:02:27.200 I saw from her, Oh you did see yes, Okay, 1:02:27.240 --> 1:02:27.640 I saw. 1:02:27.560 --> 1:02:32.000 From her, But I've never seen it anywhere else. No, 1:02:32.080 --> 1:02:32.880 I did not hold it. 1:02:33.000 --> 1:02:33.919 I wonder if there's a weight. 1:02:34.560 --> 1:02:34.960 I don't know. 1:02:35.040 --> 1:02:36.560 I should make those out of a very No. 1:02:37.040 --> 1:02:38.640 I don't even know. It wasn't even like I didn't 1:02:38.640 --> 1:02:40.280 really get a great look. She just kind of whipped it, 1:02:40.320 --> 1:02:42.720 but like it might have been purple for all I know. 1:02:42.760 --> 1:02:44.800 I don't really know. But there is like a thing 1:02:45.480 --> 1:02:47.920 to the card, like if you see the card anyone 1:02:47.920 --> 1:02:50.240 who's like obsessed with wealth, which I'm not, but like 1:02:50.760 --> 1:02:52.400 if you see the card, you know like, oh that 1:02:52.440 --> 1:02:55.040 person has money, because apparently has like no lemon or 1:02:55.080 --> 1:02:58.840 something like something crazy, right, something crazy. 1:02:58.960 --> 1:03:02.360 I don't know. Yeah, I don't quite know what you 1:03:02.360 --> 1:03:02.880 would need that. 1:03:03.120 --> 1:03:04.320 Yeah, yeah, I don't. 1:03:04.440 --> 1:03:05.960 Don't have a credit limit. And I will say, as 1:03:06.000 --> 1:03:09.040 somebody who worked as a bartender and a barista, I 1:03:09.080 --> 1:03:09.560 held it. 1:03:09.520 --> 1:03:11.400 Many many, many many metals. 1:03:12.280 --> 1:03:16.720 Yes, it's black and it feels it's like metal, and 1:03:16.760 --> 1:03:19.360 it's it's you're just like, oh, you're you're it's kind 1:03:19.360 --> 1:03:20.680 of like you're swinging your dick around with this. 1:03:21.000 --> 1:03:24.120 Is it a titanium? I think I have an Apple 1:03:24.160 --> 1:03:26.720 card that's like that, that's very heavy and titanium and 1:03:26.760 --> 1:03:30.120 it's my main credit card and doesn't it's not it's 1:03:30.200 --> 1:03:34.160 just like Amazon, you know, or not Amazons Apple? 1:03:34.280 --> 1:03:38.760 Yeah, well, you know whatever. Yeah, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy is 1:03:38.800 --> 1:03:39.000 the one. 1:03:39.240 --> 1:03:40.920 She has a new show coming out, Mattlock. 1:03:41.480 --> 1:03:42.960 What it's Mattock again. 1:03:43.320 --> 1:03:46.120 She's she's like a I don't know the full story, 1:03:46.160 --> 1:03:48.280 but I think she's like a cousin or something of Mattlock. 1:03:48.400 --> 1:03:50.760 And she's in New York City, I believe, and and 1:03:50.800 --> 1:03:54.600 Mattlock is there and yeah, wow, she's going to be Mattlock. 1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:57.560 Okay, this is how we play gift mess right, and 1:03:57.880 --> 1:04:00.640 three gifts. Three things you can give away, yes, and 1:04:00.720 --> 1:04:03.120 her name, three celebrities. You're gonna tell me which celebrity 1:04:03.200 --> 1:04:04.840 you would give which gift and why? 1:04:05.000 --> 1:04:05.760 Okay. 1:04:06.040 --> 1:04:08.680 The three things you'll be giving away today are number one, 1:04:08.800 --> 1:04:13.520 a fear of water, Number two a thick beard, and 1:04:13.640 --> 1:04:18.480 number three Grammy for Best Rock Performance. These are the celebrities, 1:04:18.960 --> 1:04:22.760 Michael Jordan, Katherine Hahn, and Roma Downey. 1:04:23.360 --> 1:04:28.440 Oh, Roma Downey, that's a that's a twist. Well, I 1:04:28.480 --> 1:04:31.760 think Katherine Hahn needs to do the best Rock Performance. 1:04:32.320 --> 1:04:34.720 I feel like she could actually do very well at that. 1:04:34.840 --> 1:04:36.720 I don't know why, but I feel like I would 1:04:36.720 --> 1:04:38.320 want to see that, you know. 1:04:38.560 --> 1:04:40.960 Yeah. I feel like she's got kind of an edge. Yeah, 1:04:41.000 --> 1:04:43.520 and like she seems like she has taste. Yeah nothing 1:04:44.000 --> 1:04:45.480 any good band of her wins that award. 1:04:45.520 --> 1:04:47.480 But she is married to Mark Burnett. 1:04:48.640 --> 1:04:50.240 Wait you just said Katherine Hahn. 1:04:50.560 --> 1:04:53.320 I'm sorry, no, yeah, Roma Downing is married to Mark 1:04:56.240 --> 1:04:58.480 is going to be the metal the Rock Performance winner. 1:04:58.560 --> 1:05:00.520 That is because she needs to do that. 1:05:00.760 --> 1:05:01.640 Yes, that is funny. 1:05:01.800 --> 1:05:06.320 That is funny Rama Downing where there's walking water and 1:05:06.320 --> 1:05:07.240 that was the other one, fear of. 1:05:07.160 --> 1:05:11.040 Death, fear of water, and uh, thick beard. 1:05:10.840 --> 1:05:14.200 Thick beard. Rama Downing is getting the thick beard only 1:05:14.240 --> 1:05:17.840 because I don't know exactly what she would do with that, 1:05:17.960 --> 1:05:21.080 but she'd probably pray over it, touched by an angel situation, 1:05:21.680 --> 1:05:26.080 and she would probably consult her husband, who I think 1:05:26.160 --> 1:05:26.920 is actually evil. 1:05:27.120 --> 1:05:28.720 Oh, I mean I think everyone's kind of on the 1:05:28.720 --> 1:05:29.240 same page. 1:05:31.040 --> 1:05:33.160 My favorite survivor, I love Survivor. 1:05:33.280 --> 1:05:36.000 There's a lot of great but I think that's because 1:05:36.000 --> 1:05:36.680 he's the devil. 1:05:36.720 --> 1:05:39.040 He's holding onto secrets that could be beneficial to you. 1:05:39.440 --> 1:05:41.640 I mean, I think that that man has done things that. 1:05:41.760 --> 1:05:44.240 And I think Rama Downing is not touched by an angel, 1:05:44.360 --> 1:05:45.280 she's touched by evil. 1:05:45.480 --> 1:05:47.720 No, no, no, you don't stay married to Mark Burnett 1:05:47.720 --> 1:05:48.480 if you're an angel. 1:05:48.600 --> 1:05:49.040 Thank you. 1:05:49.240 --> 1:05:53.040 I mean it's a tract. Oh maybe she's a real sweetheart. 1:05:53.280 --> 1:05:54.680 She's not nothing, but she's not. 1:05:55.320 --> 1:05:57.160 She looks at jelly beans and she thinks they're evil, 1:05:57.280 --> 1:06:00.640 And who would think that? I love jelly and so 1:06:00.840 --> 1:06:03.760 Michael Jordan. I think it would be funny to it 1:06:03.800 --> 1:06:06.560 was Michael Jordan, Right, Michael Jordan having a fear of 1:06:06.600 --> 1:06:09.640 water is actually really funny, freaking because he's so tall. 1:06:10.040 --> 1:06:13.520 He's so big that when someone that large is afraid 1:06:13.560 --> 1:06:16.800 of something, it immediately is more funny, especially if they're 1:06:16.800 --> 1:06:20.880 afraid of something ridiculous, you know, like cats. I recently 1:06:20.880 --> 1:06:24.040 interviewed Lapetea and Neonggo. She had a deathly fear of cats. 1:06:24.560 --> 1:06:27.000 She had to go to cat therapy in order to 1:06:27.040 --> 1:06:30.080 do a quiet place day one wow cat therapy. 1:06:30.120 --> 1:06:31.000 But the therapy works. 1:06:31.080 --> 1:06:32.880 It worked, and now she has a cat. 1:06:33.120 --> 1:06:33.400 Wow. 1:06:33.440 --> 1:06:35.240 And one of my last interviews that Fraser was a 1:06:35.280 --> 1:06:38.040 part of was with Lapida and we were bonding over 1:06:38.080 --> 1:06:40.240 our cats that she both had. You know, she became 1:06:40.240 --> 1:06:41.280 a cat person and wow. 1:06:41.320 --> 1:06:42.840 I wonder how long that therapy was. 1:06:43.400 --> 1:06:45.360 Probably not too long because she went into production she 1:06:45.400 --> 1:06:46.680 was and she has a cat in the film, so 1:06:46.720 --> 1:06:50.640 like she has like the cat's a prime a dog. Well, 1:06:50.680 --> 1:06:52.080 she asked they wouldn't let her. 1:06:52.160 --> 1:06:54.120 There are so many other pets. I think it's intentional. 1:06:54.120 --> 1:06:55.880 I think it's actually good because I think the cat 1:06:55.920 --> 1:06:57.840 because if you think about it, I mean, any pet 1:06:57.920 --> 1:06:59.959 in that sort of world where it has to be quiet, 1:07:00.040 --> 1:07:01.960 it would be bad. But the cat in particular could 1:07:01.960 --> 1:07:04.080 really fuck some shit up. But maybe get away from 1:07:04.080 --> 1:07:06.920 one of the monsters. I don't know. Anyway, Michael Jordan 1:07:07.000 --> 1:07:09.880 being afraid of water is just really. 1:07:10.040 --> 1:07:10.880 He turns on the faust. 1:07:11.120 --> 1:07:14.160 Can you imagine? I want to see Michael Jordan's squeal. 1:07:15.080 --> 1:07:16.880 I wonder if Michael Jordan's ever squealed. 1:07:17.120 --> 1:07:18.439 Michael Jordan is so hot? 1:07:19.000 --> 1:07:19.600 Do you think so? 1:07:19.840 --> 1:07:20.240 I do? 1:07:20.440 --> 1:07:23.400 I think he's looking uh that documentary, he was looking 1:07:23.440 --> 1:07:27.200 a little like he's not getting all his fruits and vegetables. 1:07:27.200 --> 1:07:28.960 Well he is older now, yeah. 1:07:28.760 --> 1:07:30.479 But there was something just like he looked a little 1:07:30.520 --> 1:07:31.080 sickly to me. 1:07:31.160 --> 1:07:33.840 You remember his Haines commercials. 1:07:34.360 --> 1:07:38.760 Oh, of course it was when he had that ear ring. Yeah, yeah, 1:07:38.920 --> 1:07:40.240 there was some sexiness happening. 1:07:40.240 --> 1:07:42.080 And then when he played baseball for a little while 1:07:42.080 --> 1:07:44.280 and you got a better look at him because. 1:07:44.040 --> 1:07:45.880 That if it's doing more form fitting exactly. 1:07:45.880 --> 1:07:48.400 But I mean, baseball player outfits are by far the 1:07:48.480 --> 1:07:49.640 sexiest outfits. 1:07:50.040 --> 1:07:52.160 That's amazing. You really see their. 1:07:52.080 --> 1:07:55.800 Thigh in the butt, whereas like football, even though they're tights, 1:07:55.920 --> 1:07:58.680 you actually don't see as much as you need. Baseball 1:07:58.960 --> 1:08:01.400 gives you stuff to work with. 1:08:01.680 --> 1:08:04.400 That's very true. Yeah, it's like, uh, I've thought about 1:08:04.400 --> 1:08:08.040 this a lot. Although I feel like soccer players are 1:08:08.080 --> 1:08:09.680 usually in a pretty sexy uniform. 1:08:09.800 --> 1:08:12.200 Well, they have more of a propensity to show stuff 1:08:12.240 --> 1:08:15.480 while playing because those shorts are baggs. They're flipping around 1:08:15.480 --> 1:08:18.280 and they jump on each other, which hot. But then 1:08:18.360 --> 1:08:20.240 also jump on each other. Yeah, they jump. 1:08:20.560 --> 1:08:21.360 Are we talking about it? 1:08:21.600 --> 1:08:23.120 Don't they? They jump for the ball. I don't know 1:08:23.240 --> 1:08:24.920 the two people who should be talking about we should, 1:08:25.280 --> 1:08:27.639 but sometimes when they jump, they're like, oh my god, 1:08:27.640 --> 1:08:31.160 my hand accidentally grace the short and my my beautiful 1:08:31.600 --> 1:08:33.800 bracelet is caught on the short and it pulls it down. 1:08:34.360 --> 1:08:37.040 And then you see something. You've seen that on Twitter 1:08:37.080 --> 1:08:38.960 and I know you have, and now you can like 1:08:39.000 --> 1:08:40.280 it without anybody knowing. 1:08:41.520 --> 1:08:43.960 Just talking about like a fight of the day. 1:08:44.560 --> 1:08:46.519 They might have a live strong bracelet back in the day. 1:08:46.680 --> 1:08:54.160 And I mean, I'm just saying soccer is a very 1:08:54.160 --> 1:08:56.760 hot outfit, but baseball shows the goods in a way, yeah, 1:08:56.880 --> 1:08:59.000 shows the goods. And because of baseball, I feel like 1:08:59.040 --> 1:09:01.799 your buck gets bigger, button thighs are better with baseball, 1:09:01.920 --> 1:09:03.639 and so it just makes it even more hot. 1:09:04.560 --> 1:09:07.200 Michael Jordan was in that for like three months. 1:09:06.840 --> 1:09:07.519 And I was happy. 1:09:07.520 --> 1:09:09.479 Everybody got a peak. I was happy, and then I 1:09:09.680 --> 1:09:11.240 go back to basketball? 1:09:11.360 --> 1:09:12.640 Did he go back to basketball? 1:09:12.640 --> 1:09:14.400 As far as I know, I don't remember. I think 1:09:14.400 --> 1:09:17.520 it was kind of like a brief, embarrassing thing with baseball. 1:09:17.760 --> 1:09:20.559 My only connection to Michael Jordan is I had a 1:09:20.720 --> 1:09:24.519 very large overdu fye of space Jam at Blockbuster, and 1:09:24.560 --> 1:09:26.519 that is it. That's like all I have to Michael 1:09:26.680 --> 1:09:27.760 and the Haynes commercials. 1:09:28.800 --> 1:09:32.800 Blockbuster was very nasty about over Hollywood Video would let 1:09:32.840 --> 1:09:34.360 you kind of abuse it as long as you wanted 1:09:34.439 --> 1:09:36.920 you could do, which they closed down sooner. 1:09:37.080 --> 1:09:39.400 Yeah. True, but I mean Blockbuster. I mean I had, 1:09:39.400 --> 1:09:41.200 like my credit was sucked for a while because of 1:09:41.200 --> 1:09:43.240 that block Is that true? Because of Space Jam? My 1:09:43.320 --> 1:09:45.240 brother lost the Space Jam video. And then when I 1:09:45.240 --> 1:09:46.680 went to college and I tried to like apply for 1:09:46.720 --> 1:09:48.800 credit cards, I couldn't because my brother fucked up my 1:09:48.800 --> 1:09:50.360 credit because he didn't return Space Jam. 1:09:50.479 --> 1:09:53.520 I didn't realize that videos. 1:09:52.600 --> 1:09:55.000 When apparently I don't know, you know, people that they 1:09:55.080 --> 1:09:58.040 I was told that was the reason that I mean true, 1:09:58.120 --> 1:09:59.760 Now I think it's gone. I think now it's all 1:09:59.800 --> 1:10:02.000 like it's a well far gone now at this point 1:10:02.040 --> 1:10:02.840 it's twenty years ago. 1:10:02.880 --> 1:10:06.240 But still wow, wow, that's I mean, how far the 1:10:06.320 --> 1:10:07.800 video rental industry has fallen. 1:10:08.120 --> 1:10:09.120 Well, true, it can. 1:10:09.439 --> 1:10:12.160 Affect your I still buy Blu Rays. I mean, I 1:10:12.160 --> 1:10:14.440 think that's smart. I love a physical media. 1:10:14.400 --> 1:10:16.240 And you sometimes you can't get some of the films, 1:10:16.280 --> 1:10:17.720 And I love a criteria. I love a bit. I'm 1:10:17.720 --> 1:10:19.360 a big film buff, so I buy the blue rays 1:10:19.360 --> 1:10:21.479 of like the criteria and the ones that I have 1:10:21.560 --> 1:10:21.880 to have. 1:10:22.280 --> 1:10:24.439 I feel like at some point the whole grid is 1:10:24.479 --> 1:10:26.880 going to shut down and anyone who owns physical media 1:10:27.000 --> 1:10:29.519 is going to rule the planet. Yes, everyone's going to 1:10:29.560 --> 1:10:30.360 want to watch their. 1:10:30.280 --> 1:10:32.000 Videos and well then they're going to want to come 1:10:32.000 --> 1:10:33.559 over to my yeah exact and watch it on my 1:10:33.600 --> 1:10:34.080 blue TV. 1:10:34.920 --> 1:10:39.639 YEA one thing that you needed to repair before the apocalypse. Well, 1:10:39.680 --> 1:10:41.000 I think you played this very well. 1:10:41.000 --> 1:10:41.920 Oh good, I'm glad. 1:10:42.479 --> 1:10:45.160 Yeah, let's get Roma Downey and that Beard asap. 1:10:45.800 --> 1:10:49.680 She is such a bit. I don't know why, but 1:10:49.760 --> 1:10:51.320 she is. I know she's a bit. 1:10:51.439 --> 1:10:53.519 I feel like, yeah, I mean, there's just come for me. 1:10:53.640 --> 1:10:55.000 Romana stands, but like. 1:10:54.960 --> 1:10:56.920 There's some Trump voting going on in that house. 1:10:57.000 --> 1:10:59.160 I often will not talk bad about someone I don't know, 1:10:59.200 --> 1:11:02.240 but I do feel confident talking bad about her. I 1:11:02.280 --> 1:11:04.160 feel like I feel like the future will play me 1:11:04.240 --> 1:11:06.280 safe and not cancel me for talking about her. 1:11:07.680 --> 1:11:10.439 Ah okay, well it's time for the final segment of 1:11:10.479 --> 1:11:13.400 the podcast. This is called I said no emails people 1:11:13.439 --> 1:11:17.040 right into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. 1:11:17.080 --> 1:11:18.840 You know what they want to beg for answers. These 1:11:18.880 --> 1:11:19.959 people are desperate. 1:11:20.200 --> 1:11:20.640 I love this. 1:11:20.840 --> 1:11:23.240 We've a podcast. Will you help me answer a question? 1:11:23.680 --> 1:11:26.280 All right, this is dearest Bridger. They don't even include. 1:11:25.960 --> 1:11:29.800 You, which is a sign. I'm the famous guest. 1:11:29.920 --> 1:11:32.680 I was standing up for you. You should stand up for 1:11:32.680 --> 1:11:36.080 yourself in this situation. This is rude anyway. It says 1:11:36.120 --> 1:11:38.080 my father's birthday is coming up and I am at 1:11:38.080 --> 1:11:40.400 a complete loss as to what I should buy for him. 1:11:40.760 --> 1:11:44.680 He frequently asks for outlandish birthday and Christmas gifts and 1:11:44.800 --> 1:11:48.639 we oblige, but he never ends up using them. Examples 1:11:48.680 --> 1:11:53.120 include punching bag, meat, smoker, telescope, drum set, and the 1:11:53.160 --> 1:11:56.080 list goes on and on. I feel my family has 1:11:56.080 --> 1:11:58.760 wasted so much money on him over the years. That's 1:11:58.760 --> 1:12:01.679 a nice thing to say about dad. Should I continue 1:12:01.680 --> 1:12:04.679 to entertain his delusional gift ideas or stick to something 1:12:04.720 --> 1:12:07.639 more practical? Thanks in advance for your guidance. And that's 1:12:07.640 --> 1:12:09.240 from Jessica in Philadelphia. 1:12:09.920 --> 1:12:13.080 I think this outlandish gifts. I think the father wants 1:12:13.080 --> 1:12:17.160 outlandish gifts and they're actually giving them giving him practical 1:12:17.200 --> 1:12:19.120 gifts that they think are outlanding. 1:12:19.280 --> 1:12:21.840 You feel like they thought, let's give dad a practical 1:12:21.880 --> 1:12:22.599 punching bag. 1:12:22.720 --> 1:12:24.800 I think a punching because it's physical activity. I would 1:12:24.840 --> 1:12:26.240 take a punching back and be like, oh I can 1:12:26.320 --> 1:12:28.000 work out that to me, sensible. 1:12:28.200 --> 1:12:30.800 But she's saying he asks for them, he asks for 1:12:30.840 --> 1:12:31.640 the punching bag, that. 1:12:31.920 --> 1:12:35.600 Maybe he wants something actually outlandish, like toilet paper with 1:12:35.640 --> 1:12:36.400 his face on it. 1:12:36.920 --> 1:12:39.640 Or saying he's like hinting he's sewing the lies like 1:12:39.840 --> 1:12:40.559 a daring you. 1:12:40.720 --> 1:12:44.200 Lean into the outlandish. I mean, like condoms with his 1:12:44.280 --> 1:12:47.280 mother's face on it, like something true. I mean, I 1:12:47.280 --> 1:12:48.800 don't know why he's using connage at this point. He 1:12:48.760 --> 1:12:50.439 asked children he doesn't really need him. Maybe they're at 1:12:50.479 --> 1:12:51.960 that stage in the marriage they don't need that. But 1:12:52.400 --> 1:12:57.400 whatever it is, I think, like, go go authentically outlander. 1:12:57.600 --> 1:13:00.240 Right, He's saying, my life is boring and bored of you. 1:13:00.479 --> 1:13:05.040 People helped me, helped me here crazy and so but yeah, 1:13:05.040 --> 1:13:07.240 what I mean, what is Jessica ever going to I mean, 1:13:07.320 --> 1:13:08.960 what I'm going to say is, don't get him anything. 1:13:09.320 --> 1:13:12.080 They've tried and tried and tried, and he doesn't use 1:13:12.120 --> 1:13:12.920 any of the things. 1:13:12.920 --> 1:13:16.080 Oh, really, don't get him anything. On you've been to 1:13:16.120 --> 1:13:18.280 a Spencer gift no one can go to Spencer's Gifts 1:13:18.320 --> 1:13:19.360 and not buy something. 1:13:19.600 --> 1:13:20.639 Spencer' still in business. 1:13:20.720 --> 1:13:22.920 Yes, there's one of the Glendale gallery you're kidding. Yeah, 1:13:23.120 --> 1:13:25.960 that's true. It's right down from the pizza place, the 1:13:26.000 --> 1:13:28.760 Blaze Fire Pizza whatever. That makes sense on the top part, 1:13:28.800 --> 1:13:30.040 the part of them all that no one goes to 1:13:30.040 --> 1:13:31.040 that the gym is also. 1:13:30.880 --> 1:13:32.120 Actually forgotten part of earth. 1:13:32.240 --> 1:13:34.360 Yeah, it is, it is, you have. I had gone 1:13:34.360 --> 1:13:37.200 there because I have a friend. My friend Brent loves 1:13:37.240 --> 1:13:41.759 to talk about Elliott and he thinks Elliott loves nipple clamps, 1:13:41.760 --> 1:13:44.320 and so one time he doesn't for the record listeners. 1:13:44.920 --> 1:13:46.920 But one time I needed to find nipple clamps and 1:13:46.960 --> 1:13:50.080 it's actually hard to find nipple clamps. They're not at Target, 1:13:50.240 --> 1:13:50.920 but they. 1:13:50.960 --> 1:13:53.360 Had them at they had them at Spencer's. That yeah, 1:13:53.400 --> 1:13:54.559 that feels like something you would have to go to 1:13:54.600 --> 1:13:55.160 a sex shop. 1:13:55.720 --> 1:13:57.200 I don't even know where a sex shop is. 1:13:57.720 --> 1:13:58.720 Go to West Hollywood. 1:13:59.040 --> 1:14:00.000 I don't want to go to West Holly. 1:14:00.080 --> 1:14:00.639 It's a long drink. 1:14:00.640 --> 1:14:02.640 Again, we open with me talking about a float that 1:14:02.720 --> 1:14:04.680 was filled with books and magazines. So like, I'm not 1:14:04.760 --> 1:14:05.439 going to West. 1:14:05.280 --> 1:14:07.280 Hollywood, but you are willing to go to the third 1:14:07.360 --> 1:14:09.000 layer of the Glendale Galleria. 1:14:09.080 --> 1:14:11.040 That actually is practical to me because then I can 1:14:11.080 --> 1:14:13.320 actually go to Target too and get some actual stuff done. True, 1:14:13.360 --> 1:14:13.840 you know what I mean. 1:14:14.280 --> 1:14:15.240 I mean they've got it all there. 1:14:15.280 --> 1:14:17.000 I have it all there and there. You don't really 1:14:17.000 --> 1:14:20.759 have to worry about carts too much. Actually that Glendale Galleria. 1:14:20.840 --> 1:14:22.000 Oh interesting? At that Target? 1:14:22.040 --> 1:14:23.599 Yeah? That Target is fine? Yeah? Target? 1:14:23.960 --> 1:14:26.400 Okay there, Yeah, baskets though I don't know where the 1:14:26.400 --> 1:14:27.080 baskets are going. 1:14:27.120 --> 1:14:28.400 Are you more of a basket person more? 1:14:28.439 --> 1:14:30.479 I don't buy that many groceries, and so I love 1:14:30.520 --> 1:14:33.000 a basket any opportunity to hear groceries. How do you eat? 1:14:33.240 --> 1:14:34.599 I don't cook. It's shameful. 1:14:34.680 --> 1:14:35.400 You don't cook. 1:14:36.479 --> 1:14:37.720 It's very embarrassing. 1:14:37.760 --> 1:14:39.760 God, I love to cook. You know what's my new 1:14:39.800 --> 1:14:40.280 favorite thing? 1:14:40.400 --> 1:14:41.960 It cooking is your new favorite? 1:14:42.040 --> 1:14:44.280 No, my new favorite thing to cook is so my 1:14:44.320 --> 1:14:46.560 friends adjusted at Costco. They have the little because I 1:14:46.640 --> 1:14:48.720 love wings. Okay, I love wings, but I don't love 1:14:48.760 --> 1:14:50.640 deep fried wings. I love an air frier wings. And 1:14:50.680 --> 1:14:51.960 so I get the wings and I put them in 1:14:51.960 --> 1:14:53.559 my air fire and I seizon them how I like, 1:14:53.760 --> 1:14:57.000 and then I get buttermilk ranch dressing. Oh, and I 1:14:57.080 --> 1:14:58.800 dip and I just sit in front of the television 1:14:58.840 --> 1:15:03.000 and I suck the bone dry. And it is erotic. 1:15:03.560 --> 1:15:07.479 I am sitting there watching Jumping Jack Flash sucking that 1:15:07.560 --> 1:15:11.200 bone dry on DVD. Mind you sucking that bone dry? 1:15:11.320 --> 1:15:13.519 Are you dipping it back into the ranch? Of course 1:15:13.760 --> 1:15:15.240 you're dipping the bone into the ranch. 1:15:15.280 --> 1:15:17.040 Well you have to. I'm digging the excess meat that 1:15:17.080 --> 1:15:18.559 is left in the bone that I didn't get from 1:15:18.600 --> 1:15:19.400 the first lickage. 1:15:20.040 --> 1:15:23.439 Ranch is a much malign dressing, and I will is 1:15:23.439 --> 1:15:27.479 it malign people? There are people who feel about ranch, 1:15:27.520 --> 1:15:29.439 and I've never been able to understand because it feels 1:15:29.439 --> 1:15:30.960 like such a crowd pleasing item to me. 1:15:31.160 --> 1:15:33.519 Yes, I don't. Actually, I'm not a big fan of 1:15:33.840 --> 1:15:36.799 just straight up ranch. I need the butter milk ranch, 1:15:36.920 --> 1:15:40.080 which is a distinctly different ranch. It's worse for you. 1:15:40.160 --> 1:15:42.320 But I'm on nozembic and I know when to stop now, 1:15:42.439 --> 1:15:43.479 and I feel like ranch. 1:15:43.760 --> 1:15:45.040 There's no health ranch. 1:15:45.439 --> 1:15:49.479 No ranch is never help out. You can't. Calories cannot 1:15:49.479 --> 1:15:51.840 come into play. When you're get the best version, get 1:15:51.840 --> 1:15:53.800 the best of the best. You're eating wings here. 1:15:53.960 --> 1:15:55.799 It's a delicious thing to dip anything. 1:15:55.880 --> 1:15:57.679 It's very easy to make though. I think you would 1:15:57.760 --> 1:15:58.040 like that. 1:15:58.200 --> 1:16:01.080 Oh, I do you have any or chick the chicken 1:16:01.240 --> 1:16:02.720 air fryer? Need to get? 1:16:03.880 --> 1:16:07.080 Oh, get an air fryer. It's changed me. I barely 1:16:07.160 --> 1:16:08.200 use my oven anymore. 1:16:08.400 --> 1:16:09.960 I'm just just gonna sit on the counter. 1:16:10.320 --> 1:16:10.960 No, it won't. 1:16:10.960 --> 1:16:13.599 It's like getting a treadmill, where it's like I'm gonna 1:16:13.680 --> 1:16:14.280 use that and then. 1:16:14.320 --> 1:16:16.719 Yeahs I had that at the beginning of the pandemic, 1:16:16.800 --> 1:16:18.160 and then I got up to three forty four. 1:16:19.000 --> 1:16:19.240 Yeah. 1:16:19.439 --> 1:16:21.559 No, I think that the air fryer really is like 1:16:21.680 --> 1:16:24.000 it has. It has changed me. You can bake cookies 1:16:24.040 --> 1:16:24.240 in it. 1:16:24.400 --> 1:16:26.680 See that's interesting because I only bake two cookies a day, 1:16:26.720 --> 1:16:27.360 and I could. 1:16:27.200 --> 1:16:31.639 Wait you, but you don't you bake two cookies a day? 1:16:31.720 --> 1:16:33.479 Yes, I bake two cookies and night, one for me, 1:16:33.560 --> 1:16:34.400 one for my boyfriend. 1:16:34.600 --> 1:16:35.200 Do you really? 1:16:35.280 --> 1:16:35.599 Yes? 1:16:35.880 --> 1:16:37.320 Wait, how do you do? Do you make the cookies 1:16:37.400 --> 1:16:39.400 or do you make the dough? You make the dough. 1:16:39.600 --> 1:16:41.840 I make about dough about once a week, and you 1:16:42.000 --> 1:16:45.880 just freeze it and then refrigerate it and then if 1:16:45.880 --> 1:16:47.800 there's too much dough will end up freezing some of it. 1:16:47.960 --> 1:16:50.880 That is the most durable thing that I would never 1:16:50.960 --> 1:16:51.839 do for my boyfriend. 1:16:52.000 --> 1:16:54.400 A little scary. I don't know. I love a cookie. 1:16:54.600 --> 1:16:56.400 Do you put it in a in a toaster oven 1:16:56.479 --> 1:16:57.320 or the oven oven? 1:16:57.600 --> 1:16:57.760 Oh? 1:16:57.920 --> 1:16:59.599 You actually cook the two cookies in the oven? 1:16:59.640 --> 1:17:01.840 I am of the problem. I'm using an entire oven 1:17:01.880 --> 1:17:02.880 to bake two cookies. 1:17:02.960 --> 1:17:06.439 You heat that heats apouse? You No, no, it doesn't. 1:17:06.439 --> 1:17:07.519 You don't feel it, or at. 1:17:07.520 --> 1:17:10.280 Least I feel it. But I'm a I feel heat. 1:17:10.840 --> 1:17:12.640 A toaster oven would solve that problem, and then you 1:17:12.680 --> 1:17:14.040 just put that right in there and it would actually 1:17:14.080 --> 1:17:14.519 cook faster. 1:17:14.600 --> 1:17:17.360 I bet too, within the air friar you mean or 1:17:17.439 --> 1:17:18.080 toaster ava? 1:17:18.240 --> 1:17:19.479 You could do either for a cookie. 1:17:19.520 --> 1:17:21.800 I don't know. I'm just it's a hard sell for me. 1:17:22.360 --> 1:17:22.839 Interesting. 1:17:23.000 --> 1:17:25.880 I mean, is it an impractical gift that Jessica could 1:17:26.000 --> 1:17:28.080 give to Dad or is there another kitchen? 1:17:28.120 --> 1:17:30.240 Oh my god? What if I don't know if Dad 1:17:30.280 --> 1:17:33.400 is a homosexual or heterosexual, but what if his spouse, 1:17:33.479 --> 1:17:36.559 let's say, starts cooking just a cookie for him each 1:17:36.600 --> 1:17:39.120 day and a cookie for them each day, and that 1:17:39.200 --> 1:17:41.599 is that is actually an adorable thing to do. I'm 1:17:41.600 --> 1:17:43.439 never gonna do it, but I love that you do that. 1:17:44.439 --> 1:17:47.599 Okay, Well, Jessica's parents need to start making each other 1:17:47.640 --> 1:17:48.160 cookies at. 1:17:48.120 --> 1:17:49.439 Home, cookies at home. 1:17:49.680 --> 1:17:51.479 Maybe you can give it that giant pizza oven. 1:17:51.800 --> 1:17:53.400 Oh that would be delicious. Do you have I have 1:17:53.439 --> 1:17:54.960 a friend who was on Bakeoff and he just got 1:17:54.960 --> 1:17:56.519 this massive pizza oven thing. 1:17:56.600 --> 1:17:57.679 Your friend was on bacoff? 1:17:57.760 --> 1:17:59.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a great guy, Maddie. He won 1:17:59.479 --> 1:18:04.240 last season and he got this like massive pizza oven 1:18:04.400 --> 1:18:06.800 thing right that he has in his backyard and I'm 1:18:06.880 --> 1:18:07.840 obsessed with it. 1:18:07.880 --> 1:18:09.400 How often is he making you pizza? 1:18:09.640 --> 1:18:12.200 Well, I'm not in the UK that much, so he's 1:18:12.200 --> 1:18:14.800 in the he's on like the actual bake off, the 1:18:14.800 --> 1:18:17.760 one that people care off, you know, And no, I'm 1:18:17.760 --> 1:18:19.760 never I've never. I'm not. He's never baking it for 1:18:19.880 --> 1:18:21.519 me there. But I want to go to his place 1:18:21.520 --> 1:18:23.200 and I want to, Oh you have to. I want 1:18:23.240 --> 1:18:24.639 to have all of the pizza. 1:18:24.920 --> 1:18:25.120 Yeah. 1:18:25.120 --> 1:18:26.840 If I knew someone who was on Bakeoff, I would 1:18:26.840 --> 1:18:27.680 be booking a flight right. 1:18:27.680 --> 1:18:30.360 Well, now now that I don't, you should. You could 1:18:30.400 --> 1:18:33.599 be friends with people on bakoff? Oh, just friends with 1:18:33.680 --> 1:18:36.120 just normal people. Oh, you could be friends with people 1:18:36.160 --> 1:18:38.320 on Bakoff. Especially if you start telling them that you 1:18:38.400 --> 1:18:40.000 just pake a cookie, one cookie for you and your 1:18:40.040 --> 1:18:42.680 boyfriend's day. That's your thing, that's your storyline. You're going 1:18:42.760 --> 1:18:44.080 to be on Bakeof moved to the UK. 1:18:44.200 --> 1:18:46.640 I would be kicked off Bakeoff first round, though, But 1:18:46.720 --> 1:18:49.639 the only cook cookies. Basically. I made my first cake 1:18:49.680 --> 1:18:51.360 with a friend a few weeks ago and it did 1:18:51.439 --> 1:18:54.599 turn out nice. But you know, cookies are low pressure. 1:18:54.760 --> 1:18:57.360 They know how to make them. I know the mechanics 1:18:57.360 --> 1:18:57.960 of a cookie. 1:18:58.200 --> 1:19:00.439 I find cookies to be more difficult to me though. 1:19:00.600 --> 1:19:03.400 Why I never I can bake a cake. My mom 1:19:03.479 --> 1:19:05.160 was a baker, like a professional baker, and I so 1:19:05.280 --> 1:19:06.960 I can bake a cake, and I can bake a pie, 1:19:06.960 --> 1:19:08.920 and I can bake all those things. But cookies I 1:19:08.960 --> 1:19:11.240 never can find it. And oftentimes it's the oven itself. 1:19:11.320 --> 1:19:13.519 But I can never find the right balance of heat 1:19:13.560 --> 1:19:16.280 to cookie that that gives it the exact thing that 1:19:16.320 --> 1:19:20.439 I want from the cookie. For a crunchy, I prefer 1:19:20.680 --> 1:19:22.880 a crunch on the out, a chew on the end right. 1:19:23.120 --> 1:19:25.040 I like that, but it has to remain stable. You 1:19:25.040 --> 1:19:26.479 have to be able to hold it in your hand 1:19:26.760 --> 1:19:29.840 and not fall apart, and I have never been able 1:19:29.880 --> 1:19:31.479 to get to that point where the cookies turn out 1:19:31.560 --> 1:19:31.920 very well. 1:19:31.960 --> 1:19:34.719 It's a tricky. It requires a lot of different things 1:19:34.760 --> 1:19:35.400 happen that. 1:19:35.320 --> 1:19:37.080 I don't that I don't. I wish I was my 1:19:37.120 --> 1:19:39.160 mom's about I can pick a cake. I'll make a cake, 1:19:39.320 --> 1:19:40.720 but anything else scares me. 1:19:40.760 --> 1:19:43.080 That's a big investment. If that goes wrong, we ruined. 1:19:43.080 --> 1:19:44.040 I've thrown away all of them. 1:19:44.160 --> 1:19:45.519 I feel like it's hard to ruin a cake. 1:19:46.080 --> 1:19:49.680 Well, I would be the one to do it. I 1:19:49.720 --> 1:19:53.320 don't know. Jessica, get your dad a submarine. I think 1:19:53.320 --> 1:19:54.519 we answered the question perfectly. 1:19:54.520 --> 1:19:55.240 I think we did too. 1:19:55.520 --> 1:19:57.000 I mean, she certainly can't. 1:19:57.479 --> 1:19:58.840 Get condoms with his mom's face. 1:19:59.200 --> 1:20:00.880 Yeah, they're options here. 1:20:01.000 --> 1:20:03.520 I bet there has to be. I wonder if the printing. 1:20:03.360 --> 1:20:07.040 Like Etsy does that interesting. I feel like you can 1:20:07.040 --> 1:20:11.880 get just anything. Yeah, it's become a dangerous website. Totally totally, 1:20:12.080 --> 1:20:13.120 very dangerous website. 1:20:13.200 --> 1:20:14.479 Yeah, well, I've got. 1:20:14.320 --> 1:20:17.080 My cat food here. Yeah, I mean I do have 1:20:17.160 --> 1:20:18.680 raccoons come into the backyard. 1:20:19.040 --> 1:20:19.960 Don't keep it out here. 1:20:20.040 --> 1:20:21.920 I could the raccoon. 1:20:22.400 --> 1:20:24.080 I'm going to tell you you don't. You don't have 1:20:24.120 --> 1:20:25.960 to feel bad about throwing it away. Either you can 1:20:26.000 --> 1:20:26.840 totally throw it away. 1:20:27.040 --> 1:20:29.439 This is a yeah, it's a this is an interesting one. 1:20:29.479 --> 1:20:31.960 This was an emotional gift on on a level that 1:20:32.040 --> 1:20:33.880 was like I need this off my hands, but I 1:20:33.960 --> 1:20:36.840 physically cannot throw it. I've had my boyfriend throw out 1:20:36.840 --> 1:20:38.439 other things because I physically cannot. 1:20:38.520 --> 1:20:42.040 I know, I mean again, and we don't have to 1:20:42.040 --> 1:20:43.639 get too deep into this because it is a deeply 1:20:43.680 --> 1:20:47.559 emotional thing. I know that exact, exact feeling. It's a nightmare. 1:20:47.600 --> 1:20:49.400 I can't do it. I can't. There is even when 1:20:49.400 --> 1:20:51.240 we got his picture to go with his ashes that 1:20:51.280 --> 1:20:53.960 were getting I couldn't. They hit our building, which is 1:20:54.000 --> 1:20:56.200 there insane. They like take packages and they put them 1:20:56.200 --> 1:20:57.920 somewhere weird and we can't find it. And I knew 1:20:57.920 --> 1:20:59.679 I was gonna blow up if I had to deal 1:20:59.720 --> 1:21:01.519 with it, so I had to have my boyfriend just 1:21:01.520 --> 1:21:04.000 has to deal with those things because I well, it's 1:21:04.040 --> 1:21:04.719 just too emotional. 1:21:04.840 --> 1:21:07.000 I'm glad I could help facilitate. 1:21:06.439 --> 1:21:08.240 Some So yes, thank you for that, thank you for 1:21:08.280 --> 1:21:10.200 the cat food. You're welcome. I'm so glad you're able 1:21:10.240 --> 1:21:12.120 to be here, and I'm so happy to be your 1:21:12.200 --> 1:21:16.679 least famous dud it. I want that as an honor. 1:21:16.760 --> 1:21:18.920 Please please put that as the hashtag. 1:21:19.840 --> 1:21:22.240 We'll put that in your credits. Thank you, HL and 1:21:22.280 --> 1:21:25.240 Scott Parentheses. Famous person on the podcast. 1:21:28.600 --> 1:21:31.519 Just follow me, I guess while I still have an Instagram. 1:21:31.560 --> 1:21:32.920 Who knows that all could be gone tomorrow. 1:21:35.000 --> 1:21:36.559 Thank you for being here, Thank you so much for 1:21:36.600 --> 1:21:40.519 having me listener. The podcast is simply over. We've been 1:21:40.560 --> 1:21:42.280 all over the place here and I hope you're not 1:21:42.320 --> 1:21:44.200 in tears. 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But you're 1:22:32.840 --> 1:22:38.840 a guess to me. You gotta come to me empty, 1:22:39.240 --> 1:22:46.360 and I said, no guests, your presences presence en and 1:22:46.600 --> 1:22:49.639 I already had too much stuff. 1:22:50.439 --> 1:22:53.519 So how do you dare to survey me?