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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Ran Present Morning show. So let's do It's a

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast without Nate. Quick, what do

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Speaker 1: we want to say to about Nate while he's not here?

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Speaker 1: Stupid hair? Like his hair? No? I like it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it looks good? All right? What else? Say something about

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Speaker 1: you go take a ship? Is that where he went?

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Speaker 1: He left one? Anything else behind his back? Is he

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Speaker 1: back yet? Does he smell weird today? Has anyone sniffed him?

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Speaker 1: He's all right, No, I can smell today. Sometimes Nate

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Speaker 1: comes in with that onion smell. And if you're wondering

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Speaker 1: why we're all in different studios at home, it's not

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Speaker 1: because of the pandemic, it's because Nates takes There's that.

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Speaker 1: But how does he know he doesn't stink? Though he

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Speaker 1: has to know he stinks. Oh, you don't smell your

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Speaker 1: own stench usually. Yeah, that's why. The other day we're

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Speaker 1: you totally always tell if you can smell, that's a

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Speaker 1: good call. And is it being a nice friend or

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Speaker 1: I think it's being a nice friend. It depends on

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Speaker 1: they're so unhinged anyway, it would just drive them over

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Speaker 1: the edge. Now I want to know if I smell,

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Speaker 1: I think almost smell any Do you guys remember when

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Speaker 1: we had we had that brody before you ask a question,

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Speaker 1: As we uh. I don't know why he was there,

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Speaker 1: and he said, if you want to smell your own breath,

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Speaker 1: Look at my hand I'm touching the Mine's not bad.

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Speaker 1: Mine's not bad because that's mouth Martin, the smart mouth

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Speaker 1: You know what? The more it drives it doesn't smell

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Speaker 1: to join the fifteen minute Nothing. We're just talking about

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Speaker 1: licking your hands and sniffing them. Sexiest man on the pot.

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Speaker 1: Ask you ask you a question? Why would one lick

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Speaker 1: their hand and sniff it? Go? Are you asking me? Yes? Uh,

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Speaker 1: to see what their breath smells like? Yes? But nowther

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Speaker 1: right that is? I like that. It makes me happy

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Speaker 1: We were talking about you about his hair. Take that off,

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Speaker 1: show your shake it out, you shake it out then out? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: remove thy bun. Are you ready for this? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Now I really I really love your hair. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: his speech patter, leave him alone. You're welcome, Nate, all right,

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Speaker 1: even though you gandhi. It could be both. He could

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Speaker 1: Brodie's sharp as attack. I'll give him that, But you know,

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Speaker 1: social Security Administration? How can I help? I was just

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Speaker 1: told that my social Security number has been compromised? Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: my social security number has been confirmed. I was saying

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Speaker 1: you doing? Okay? So the bearded dragon is out down here, Tonka,

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Speaker 1: Just like a sept my brand Chad said, anyone, what

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Speaker 1: All right, Bye everybody, Bye the fifteen minute Morning Show.