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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malforn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: a ride? That says Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks, And this is Karen Kilgaroff.

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Speaker 4: It is the middle of the night, which is five

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Speaker 4: o'clock pm.

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Speaker 1: Very spooky there. The sky is mid blue, dark blue

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Speaker 3: There, with a kiss of mauve.

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Speaker 4: I feel like there are times where I do a

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Speaker 4: Jimmy Glick impression and I just realized it, and I'm

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Speaker 4: going to try not to anymore.

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Speaker 1: Why I love Jimmy Glick and no.

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Speaker 3: One accused me of it, so I'm going to keep

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Speaker 3: doing it.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's just it felt more like a It felt

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Speaker 1: very It didn't feel like you were doing a Karen.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not. You don't consciously.

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Speaker 4: I just happened to hear myself, which I rarely listen

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Speaker 4: to myself, especially on this podcast. I find it unlistenable. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 4: I'm kidding. I've listened, and I think we're great. Oh oh,

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Speaker 3: My voice just then. It sounded a little glicky.

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Speaker 1: It was slightly glicky. I just think that Martin Short

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can.

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Speaker 1: So you have to, like, as a comic, you have

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Speaker 4: And the one the main thing you can learn is

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Speaker 1: You have your fort And then he jumps up and

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Speaker 3: Yeah. It's uh, it's something to watch and we all.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he really is. I watched Inner Space recently.

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Speaker 3: It holds up. Yeah, and I think I already talked

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Speaker 1: It's is that a Rob Reiner joint?

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Speaker 4: I think it is. It is a Rob Reiner joint. Yes,

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Speaker 4: I guess, I'm I'm I'm pretty sure. But they when

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Speaker 4: It's a it's a it's a mini feature, yes, really,

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Speaker 4: But my point I was gonna. I realized something today

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Speaker 4: It's supposed to be dark at five, So what are

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Speaker 1: I guess that's what, and then screws up your route

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Speaker 3: This is the weather, that's the pits, but this is

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Speaker 1: But also it's not whether it's just this, it's just

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Speaker 4: You're very right that the sunrising and setting is no

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Speaker 4: Every sunrise I look out the window and say, it

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Speaker 1: All clear.

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to shower every day when there are volcanoes

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Speaker 3: Right. Plus, no one's snelling me.

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Speaker 1: It's just if you need it. Another it's just for.

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Speaker 3: My own comfort. I don't like having a sticky neck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a it's a convivial Bobby Slaton convivial. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: So if he was like not the bulldog of comedy

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the only hatshot I've seen with a spiked

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Speaker 4: If I showed you this headshot of old Bobby Slayton,

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he's really good. Some of his comedy is,

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Speaker 1: It's almost like he's like if Don Rickles were even meaner, right,

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Speaker 4: Is, it is, he's possibly meaner. I did do a

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's a face thing, but I don't think I

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Speaker 1: Don have you seen that fucking clip where Don Rickles

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Speaker 1: So here's a story. This is all TikTok once again,

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Speaker 1: this TikTok corner. Rickles found out that de Niro worshiped

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Speaker 4: And he had to study comedy because he was in

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Speaker 3: That's pretty good, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So and he knows it, he respects it, but

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Speaker 4: Because I still am scared of that man because of

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Speaker 1: He wants to kill you.

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I've heard you've heard this too.

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Speaker 1: It's gossipy, but it's true.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I guess I should stay in my apartment more.

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Speaker 1: I think we should do many more gossip kind of

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Speaker 3: This podc Yeah, we should name names like de.

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Speaker 1: Niro is aggressive. That's just the Hollywood subtle.

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Speaker 3: But those are your words, not mine. I just leave

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like, no way, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: the point of gossiping is two people have to do

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not wearing cement shoes in the bottom of

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Speaker 1: He's not in the mafia. He's just played mafia.

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Speaker 3: Oh sure he's friendly with him though.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they must love him so much. Look at

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Speaker 1: that empty bed bath and beyond.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's all beyond now. I uh, since I got

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Speaker 4: old Ikea, I my pillows were embarrassing. Yeah, just coffee stains,

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Speaker 4: because that's we sleep. Coffee comes out, are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brown, I don't know. I do believe.

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Speaker 4: I think that it's because I go to bed with

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Speaker 4: a wet head Chris, But I don't know where their

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Speaker 4: old pillows, you don't have brown stains?

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Speaker 3: We may have flying squirrels in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: No, No, he lives in Wisconsin. Sorry, sorry, we.

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Speaker 3: Have flying squirrels in Wisconsin.

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Speaker 1: Really, I mean I.

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Speaker 4: They make the cheese in a bucket with a little

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: I believe I want to have I want on Elise

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Speaker 4: We're both wearing super sweet coffee and tattoo sweatshirts.

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Speaker 1: They're matching, they're matching. We're driving around it. I just

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Speaker 3: We should have uniforms that match.

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Speaker 1: They were making fun of us wearing matching sweatshirts. Well,

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Speaker 1: This is what podcasting uniforms look like. Yeah, Sheboygan is

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Speaker 3: And the terrible thing is I knew I was right.

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Speaker 1: And you couldn't stand behind it. I was like, ah,

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 4: I also, you're a knowledgeable person. That's why I believe

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Speaker 1: But I've told you time and again that I don't

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Speaker 3: Neither do I. God, Taft was a good one.

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Speaker 1: The bathtub.

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Speaker 3: Oh is he a tough guy.

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Speaker 1: He's the tough guy.

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Speaker 3: See you know plenty well.

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Speaker 1: And the only reason I know that is because of

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Speaker 1: And then this listener, who is such a good artist,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, and it was It's my favorite art that.

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Speaker 3: Is this bathtub business?

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Speaker 1: He died in the bathtub, I believe.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh Elvis style.

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Speaker 1: I think Elvis died, yeah yeah, but in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he died a little bit in the tub. I

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Speaker 1: Also it's like, but I did I was doing it again.

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Speaker 4: Everyone in Graceland stopped listening so mad at us.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I think Graceland closed.

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Speaker 4: I think it's in Wisconsin, I have I actually don't

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it's in Memphis, is it?

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they make it the city at this point?

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Speaker 4: I love stories about Elvis that my dad tells me

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or or he just had a weird way of

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know he was big into karate because

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Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently he was a black belt I mean, that's

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Speaker 3: Think if you're Elvis, they give it to you early.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're kind of kissing him. But it's like,

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Speaker 1: you have to be good person?

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Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? Because suddenly I legally your hands are weapons.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just be like, oh, I'm I'm upset.

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Speaker 1: I mean to now karate chop fucking everybody.

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Speaker 3: The funny thing is, though all assault is illegal, true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whether you're trained or you're just kind of sloppy

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Speaker 4: Even if I limp wristedly did get a karate chop

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: In that situation, Well.

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Speaker 1: The effect could be different than Elvis is finely tuned

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Speaker 3: Right right, Yeah, he puts his pelvis into it.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: I felt like there was something about this flying squirrel

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I just kind of brought that up.

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Speaker 4: It was something I was so obvious when I have

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Speaker 3: And that was one. No, I'm not I want to

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Speaker 3: talk about that squirrel.

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Speaker 1: It's not a confrontation.

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Speaker 4: I really thought, first of all, stop yelling at me.

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Speaker 4: I really thought that you would know.

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Speaker 1: Of the squirrel, since you're a TikToker, right, I am

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Speaker 1: a TikToker, But I've never seen that one.

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Speaker 4: I will look for it for sure. Yeah, you'll see

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Speaker 4: it when I send it to you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, please send it. But I guess the thing

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Speaker 1: I was going to say is I have a theory,

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Speaker 1: and this is gonna sound fucking crazy. Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: I think animals and human beings are becoming like they

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Speaker 3: And I will watch it and be entertained and make

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Speaker 4: But I don't like that dog with a cat on

448
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 4: its back, and on that cat's back as a little mouse.

449
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: You don't like that, no, because you think it's fake.

450
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 4: It's beautiful to see it. I know it's real and

451
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 4: it took years of abusive training.

452
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.

453
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 4: If you're screaming at a mouse after just having yelled

454
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 4: at a cat that just after on the heels of

455
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 4: screaming at a dog that's swallows to catch a spider,

456
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 4: it's just too many. It's too much abuse. Like my

457
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 4: sea animals doing tricks. I feel like that was done

458
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 4: out of instilling fear and reinforcing with treats.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, agree.

460
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 4: But you think, wait, what's happening actual language, it's just

461
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 4: a it's a rogue bus driver.

462
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 3: There ain't no kids on that nose.

463
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 4: That fire trus Oh should he helps solve another crime?

464
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:47,719
Speaker 1: Somebody?

465
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 3: They're looking for a body.

466
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: They're looking in a ravine.

467
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 3: They're looking in a ravine with flashlights.

468
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 1: Oh So I don't know why I turned down the

469
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 1: street because I kind of don't know where I am now.

470
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I know where I.

471
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 1: Am on the grid basically, but I don't. I think

472
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: I had a plan in my head and it was

473
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 1: the wrong story.

474
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 3: And we're not off the grid. I think we're eventually

475
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 3: going to find a coffee shop.

476
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right here. Why don't we make this machine

477
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: help us find the coffee shop?

478
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 3: Yes, think blank.

479
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 4: Now, will if we drink coffee that's late in the evening,

480
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 4: will you get Sometimes my legs jiggle and I have

481
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 4: to have some far aflu or something.

482
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Speaker 3: Calm it down.

483
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we should get lemonade.

484
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: I know I'm going to get coffee because that's what

485
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 3: I want.

486
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.

487
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 3: Well, let's just quit lying to each other about this

488
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 3: lemonade business.

489
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Speaker 1: I had a strawberry lemonade from Del Taco the other night,

490
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: and I swear to God, maybe it was just the like, oh,

491
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to turn right there. God, damn it.

492
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 3: Well that bus has that out for us.

493
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bus is I want the bus to leave

494
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Speaker 1: me alone. And it's hard to talk and kind of

495
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 1: navigate all of this at the same time. But I

496
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: never order strawberry lemonade, but it said on the Deltaco

497
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: menu real strawberry lemonade, So I was like, that sounds

498
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: like it could be really good. Yeah, if it's not

499
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: super gross. And it was so good.

500
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 3: So what's their chunks of.

501
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 1: Strawberries in there?

502
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 3: Strawberries?

503
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: And they it was almost like they probably opened a

504
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: bag of frozen strawberry. Sure, yeah, dumped them in a

505
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: big vat.

506
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 3: I mean they're not organic.

507
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: No, it's not it some mom didn't chop them up

508
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: for me personally, but it worked.

509
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

510
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 4: I like the sound of it. I've become the sweetest

511
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 4: of teeth. And I the other day I lost my

512
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 4: mind because I rediscovered just straight up vanilla ice cream

513
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 4: with cherries in it.

514
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 3: Oh, get out of fucking town.

515
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I won't. I'm going to stay and

516
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:53,959
Speaker 1: ask you questions.

517
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I couldn't a pint. I threw away

518
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 3: the lid.

519
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: Now was that cherry Garcia?

520
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 4: No, it was it was the it was yeah, it

521
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 4: was the what's the hagadas?

522
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: It was Okay.

523
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 4: It's not this crazy, Hey, Jimmy, fallon Mike's pretzels with

524
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 4: caramelel or whatever you liked almost too much once and

525
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 4: I only eat that chip too. Don't get me wrong,

526
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 4: but this was I was feeling like, I want a

527
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 4: real laid back flavor. Let me go with a classic

528
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 4: that I don't recall every eating.

529
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: In my life.

530
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 1: Simply vanilla ice cream with cherries.

531
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you. I was making noises, I was

532
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 3: humming and stuff. Then God, know them.

533
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: Was around question did they look like Maraschino cherries or

534
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: do they look like pitted cherries from I mean regular

535
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: cherries from the groceries.

536
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, these are sweet ass cherries. These are the kind

537
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 4: you find in a Cosmo.

538
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: Got it?

539
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 3: Yeah?

540
00:25:52,800 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 1: And the magazine and I am the brand, And so

541
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: it was Hoggenda's. Did they say they're doing a throwback flavor.

542
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,239
Speaker 4: No, it was just like back of the freezer. No

543
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 4: one's eating this. Hey, what do you think Fairbanks Isle?

544
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well, since you ignored my animal esp concept, I'm

545
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: gonna get thrown. I want to know.

546
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 4: I was gonna dive back in. I want to know

547
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 4: how you think they're talking to us.

548
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: Okay, But before we get to that, I'm gonna say

549
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: I think you might have bought a ghost pint. I

550
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: think the pint of ice cream that you ate was

551
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: from nineteen eighty one.

552
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 3: It did? It was?

553
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 4: I bought it out of nostalgia from a past life,

554
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 4: because I said, in my life, I've never eaten it. Yeah,

555
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 4: but I yearned for it and I remembered it and

556
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 4: it was from back when I lived on a Victorian farm,

557
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 4: and you were right, Yeah, and brought back memories for sure.

558
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: Uh okay, CATTYESP what I mean, animal a sp what

559
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: do you think?

560
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: What evidence have you seen?

561
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: I guess it's both with both and dogs. But it's like, okay,

562
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: So this one video I saw was a kitten, like

563
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: a baby kitten, and it was it said, this is

564
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: her first time trying wet food and the cat is eating.

565
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm going as they're eating, and it's the cutest thing

566
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: in the world. And then as.

567
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 4: The cat so the cat's basically going like, holy shit,

568
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 4: what is It's so good?

569
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. I can't believe this is so delicious. Dude,

570
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: never give me that dry shit again. But whatever. And

571
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: then when the cat turns around and goes and I

572
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: immediately was like that kind is saying thank you.

573
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

574
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: And then but the people were just filming it, so

575
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: they were like do you like that or whatever? And

576
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: then the cat comes over and is like trying, and

577
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: it's like, pick that cat up. It wants to thank you,

578
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: it wants to hug you, like it's so happy you

579
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: gave it that. And maybe I'm just losing my mind,

580
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: but I believed I was right. When I was looking

581
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: at that cat, I was like I felt like I

582
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: was interpreting the cat's intention.

583
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think some are. And that's what my point is.

584
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 4: Some are just regular cats or dogs. Other ones are

585
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 4: have evolved kind of like we are. You know, our

586
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 4: hands and feet are getting more webbed, and we're evolving

587
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 4: as humans.

588
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 3: I'm a better swimmer every year.

589
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, there might be holes in that theory, but I

590
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 4: do think that's Have you seen the one where there's

591
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 4: three dogs lined up and they're like, who did this?

592
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 3: Who did this mess? Who made this mess?

593
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 4: And they're all looking down guilty, and then one dog

594
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 4: reaches over past the little dog in the middle and

595
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 4: just puts his paw and the other dog and that

596
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 4: dog gets pissed and just rubs his nose in his face.

597
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: Like fuck you, he showed me out.

598
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 4: It is the most and they're not making a noise,

599
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 4: but it's so clear.

600
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: And do you think they were trained into doing that?

601
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: Do you they real?

602
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 3: No?

603
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 4: Because they were in trouble. They you could tell by

604
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 4: their faces. The dogs can't act that way, like act.

605
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 3: Guilty like you've done something bad.

606
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.

607
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 4: I suppose they could if you if you abuse them enough.

608
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: Or if you tied a little very What did you

609
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: see that? No, that guy was doing a Papa wheelie

610
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: up the way down the street with control, with and

611
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: also not going round.

612
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. I used to think it was reckless.

613
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 4: Now I see people riding wheelies, especially in my neighborhood

614
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 4: so much like it'll be like fifteen kids on dirt

615
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 4: bikes and they just we ride wheelies and they're so

616
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 4: controlled that it's it doesn't even scare me anymore.

617
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 3: I used to think it was insane. You stop, and I.

618
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: Would think it was I would think it was insane.

619
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: But that guy was great. Yeah, he handled shit.

620
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it is a new is this? Oh it

621
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: does have a drive through it.

622
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: It does. Love everyone's so convenient modern convenience.

623
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 3: Today's We got a fifty dollars coffee.

624
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much.

625
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 4: From our friend. It would come via email, so it's

626
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 4: very official. Patricia curly carely k e er not curly

627
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Speaker 4: like mo and carey.

628
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: Carey, Patricia, thank you so much. Was that's a big one.

629
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: That's big, and that's generous and nice.

630
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is very nice.

631
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: And we appreciate you caring enough to listen in the

632
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: first place, but then to give a gift.

633
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 4: Well, I think they've seen that once we get hopped

634
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 4: up on caffeine, the.

635
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 3: Episodes get better than Yeah. Yeah, it's an investment. I'm

636
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 3: very excited about.

637
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: This just smells. Thank you, and can we have a

638
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: couple of napkins? Thanks so much? Did you want yours hot?

639
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 4: It's okay, no, okay, I think that what I've ordered

640
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 4: is basically a tiny piece of cheesecake, so you want

641
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 4: it cold?

642
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 3: And uh, we're doing what everyone hates. We're all. I

643
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: took a bite and I might not continue.

644
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: I just am going to take one boat.

645
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 4: Of course, if you could bear with us, audience, we're

646
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 4: just taking a couple.

647
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: Bites only, can you just put in a light keyboard

648
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: sound while I try this?

649
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

650
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

651
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

652
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: No one should be forced to listen to other people

653
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: eat on my but yeah.

654
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: Oh shit, oh shit, that's some good stuff. At least

655
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 3: we're not pulling over split in a box of donuts.

656
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: We're continuing to drive and eating our own donuts.

657
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, I get it.

658
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: I get it, Sugar, I love you, Sugar, you every time.

659
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: But also, you know, questionable about drinking coffee this late.

660
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: It's not look it's six pm. It's not crazy late.

661
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: It feels like it's nine.

662
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,239
Speaker 4: And I'm someone that can have a giant coffee and

663
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 4: immediately have a nap. It just doesn't keep me from sleeping.

664
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: But what a true treat to go get the usual

665
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: coffee and they'd be like, you know what I'm doing.

666
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat that insane pastry. That's only for

667
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: a treat, right.

668
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 4: It's like a long time ago when I was opening

669
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 4: for Larry the Cable Guy. He and his audience was

670
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 4: screaming and yelling and they were all drunk, and he said,

671
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 4: he said, I wrote this joke about birthday cake, and

672
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 4: now it shouldn't have to be your birthday. You should

673
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 4: be able to eat birthday cake whenever you want. But

674
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 4: I don't think my audience will like it. Will you

675
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 4: do the joke?

676
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

677
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 3: So I can see how it does. And I'm like, yeah,

678
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 3: I'll do that birthday cake joke.

679
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,479
Speaker 1: How to go?

680
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: I It went.

681
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 4: Okay, it would just it was a throwaway moment and

682
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 4: I'm not giving the whole joke.

683
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it justice. I can't remember the twist.

684
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 4: There was some sort of an act out, I think,

685
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 4: but he was very thankful.

686
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: Do you know that my old boss. Her dad was

687
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: a lawyer at a TV network, I can't remember which one,

688
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: and every day after he ate his lunch, he ate

689
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: a piece of cake. Then he got at the commissary

690
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: and people constantly said happy birthday or asked him what

691
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: the special occasion Wasn't he just had a piece of

692
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: cake every day?

693
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 3: Wow?

694
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that the best?

695
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

696
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 4: I guess that that's okay, it is. I used to

697
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 4: think it was crazy when at the end of eating

698
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 4: meal there like did you leave room for this area? No,

699
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 4: it's the last thing I want, And now I get it.

700
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: It just I took.

701
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 4: Wunderham. I never would get desserted. I do overeat when

702
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 4: it's the entree, so I'm full. I'm never lying like,

703
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 4: oh I shouldn't. I just never craved it, and now

704
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 4: I do. Now I do get deserted. I do look

705
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 4: at that excram menu that will make you come out

706
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 4: with a large plate and showcase what you.

707
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: Have wheel that cart by me. I'm really sorry I

708
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: continue to eat that Danish. I couldn't help it.

709
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's sitting here burning a hole in

710
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 3: my crotch. It's like.

711
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 4: I really want to bite this thing. It's just sitting there.

712
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 4: It's also a hazard. It could fall on the floor

713
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 4: and they'll be covered with hair. But no, you got

714
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 4: you got your car detailed. There's so many reasons I

715
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 4: shouldn't throw cake on the floor this time.

716
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,439
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the time to not do it, right.

717
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 3: I'm just saying if I did, there wouldn't be dog

718
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 3: hair on That's right.

719
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: You could eat. You could pick it back up and

720
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: then eat eat off. You could eat off the floor

721
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: of this car.

722
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 4: Not when anyone ever says I'm getting my car detailed,

723
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 4: I always just think of pulp fiction and that you

724
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 4: had to do it because there was.

725
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 3: A murder in the back.

726
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Did they get there's detailed after they went through that.

727
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's why they called Harvey Kaitel.

728
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 4: Really he's a detailer. Yeah, he was the cleaner. Oh

729
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 4: wasn't he called the fixer?

730
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: I don't know that wolves very well. He was. He

731
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 1: was the fixer calling the wolf.

732
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think he had a lot of nicknames

733
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 3: in it.

734
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 4: And and he he showed up and they said, okay,

735
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 4: first of all, we're gonna need some towels. All of

736
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 4: it was just basic cleaning knowledge. Yeah, that's what he did.

737
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 4: That was his role in the movie. He cleaned up

738
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 4: the back seat and he didn't even do it. He said,

739
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 4: I need you to get all those hitty bitty pizzas

740
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 4: of brain and skull and clean them up. And you

741
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 4: can't leave Annie, we need this car clean. And they're like,

742
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 4: thank you for doing this, and they shook his hand

743
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 4: like it was it's a very strange if I think

744
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,479
Speaker 4: about it now, if I really dicet that movie, there's

745
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 4: there's problems with it.

746
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because he can't be the cleaner if you

747
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: don't tell other people how they need to clean their thing,

748
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: if they hired you as a cleaner, or maybe they

749
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,280
Speaker 1: mean that in like a a kind of mafia way, Yes,

750
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: mafia way.

751
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 3: That's how he was a cleaner.

752
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: Like how Michael Clayton is is the what do they

753
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: call it, the the what guy? The cleanup guy or whatever.

754
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: There's a phrase for it.

755
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it usually means, you know, literally a mess.

756
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 4: But in this case, and maybe that was a joke

757
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 4: that everyone laughed about when they were reading the script,

758
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 4: he's actually cleaning. He's telling them, he's dictating, right, I

759
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 4: don't know.

760
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: So it was like, oh, get it. It's literal.

761
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you get it? Do you get the funny joke.

762
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 4: But I always if someone says they detailed their car,

763
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, murderer, that's what I think.

764
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking that about you.

765
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: Well you already accuse me of that though, so well

766
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: it's too late.

767
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 3: You do wear a lot of black.

768
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 4: Goth murders the time on the show where we cough

769
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 4: and control.

770
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 1: I mean, this is probably censorially for the listener, one

771
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: of the worst shows we've ever done.

772
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, and I agree with that. But the

773
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 3: last time we did a solo, we were knocking it

774
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 3: out of the park.

775
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 4: We're not machines, okay, I mean our ability undulates.

776
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: Like the Rising Seas or a New Muffin. There would

777
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: be no Leftover's Thanksgiving and there's a guy with an axe.

778
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: That's a new movie coming out. Ladies and gentlemen.

779
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have saying that on the sides of buses.

780
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving horror movie.

781
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 3: I'll watch it. I love horror.

782
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: Horror.

783
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 3: I love horror horror. I do.

784
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's okay that we're having a let We

785
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 4: weren't prepared for this. We had we had a we

786
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 4: had a guest cancelation, So it's it's good we're doing

787
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 4: a solo episode and everything. You know, I think besides

788
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 4: all the prep I usually put in, I yeah, time.

789
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: You didn't do your vocal exercises. You don't stretch me.

790
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: Me, me me.

791
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: But I do think we're being a plus funny, so

792
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about that. I just felt bad because

793
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I literally with absolute disdain for the listener,

794
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm eating this fucking Danish.

795
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, distain on behalf of the listen. We don't have

796
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 4: to distain for our listeners.

797
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like though it would be easy for

798
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: a listener to interpret disdain from how rude that was

799
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: exactly is my Yes, my apologies for that.

800
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 4: I'm making up for it by having this wedge of

801
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 4: cheesecake and rest on my chinos.

802
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 3: Look at it there, just sit just riding that plate.

803
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought that was a scone.

804
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 3: No, I didn't know what I was getting.

805
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 4: I just saw cranberry and it was triangular shaped.

806
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: But I have gotten a piece of cake.

807
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 1: Oh pretty good.

808
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: Oh it's really good. I actually took another bite.

809
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 1: Guys, you have to forgive our coping mechanisms. It's very

810
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: dark outside. That's scary. Everything else is scary.

811
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 3: I stop drinking.

812
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: Chris has a sweet like mouthful of teeth.

813
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 3: I can't help it.

814
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: He can't help it, and he shouldn't have to help it. Right,

815
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: he's adjusting. Everything's fine.

816
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't want me to eat into

817
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 4: the microphone, you might as well just push me off

818
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 4: the wagon.

819
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 3: That's right.

820
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: It will be your fault if Chris starts drinking again,

821
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: because you hate so much to listen to people's smack food.

822
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 4: And I have to have candy Well re record in

823
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: lieu of the VOD because I used to sit and

824
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 4: nobody knew about it, including Karen.

825
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: In the car.

826
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just my juice. Why do you think I

827
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 3: always had juice that was.

828
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: Kind of pale, the weird pale juice in a cup.

829
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: M M. I had a real problem, Chris.

830
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: Please don't bring that cup in the car. What I want,

831
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: he would say.

832
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 4: The problem is you can hear me getting all hyped

833
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 4: up when I eat sweets.

834
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 3: Now I want to get in a fucking fight. No, hey,

835
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 3: what are you looking at? No?

836
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, he's nice, not unless he's nice.

837
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 3: Oh he's nice. I didn't expect that. No, I learned

838
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 3: my lesson.

839
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: Did you sorry? And I know I've asked you this before.

840
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: Did you ever know or meet my old friend Danny

841
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: Sebios who was in the comedy hang World, but he

842
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: didn't do stand up. He was like a writer and a.

843
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: I think no.

844
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 4: I think actually if I saw a picture him, I

845
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 4: would maybe know him. Yeah, I think you would, but

846
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 4: I think more I've gotten to know him through your stories.

847
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: He has all.

848
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 3: Is it Daniel Frank?

849
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: Do you remember this Daniel Frank?

850
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 4: That was a comic scene guy. I think he used

851
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 4: to do comedy.

852
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: No, Danny Sebios had prematurely gray hair, but then he

853
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: was other than that, a very very hip kind of hipster.

854
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: He wore very cool clothes, and he had great taste

855
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: and he had great taste of music. Okay, he one

856
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: time though, because we would drink to excess and that

857
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: was he was one of my favorite people to drink

858
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: to excess with because he was so fucking funny. Right,

859
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: And this one time Maryland Rice Cub was driving and

860
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: we drove into the Jack in the Box drive through

861
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: on sunset and we were all so drunk and Danny

862
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: stuck his head out the window and says, I'll have

863
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: a number one. I'm going number two. And it is

864
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: the dumbest fucking joke, but the way he did it

865
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 1: is it's still making me laugh literally twenty years later,

866
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: and it was all in the delivery, but it just yes,

867
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: reminded me of that.

868
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

869
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 4: That story proves that comedy is all about timing. Yes, no,

870
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 4: you have good time. You have the best timing who me, Yeah,

871
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 4: But you can't do other people's jokes because they have

872
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 4: their timing.

873
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: Well, right, You can't reenact a moment that killed you

874
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: because most of it is you're drunk and you're like

875
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: twenty seven, you're scared shitless, like you're overdrawn in your

876
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: bank account again, you're fucking like everything is. You're running

877
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: from the reality of in every way, and you're just

878
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: trying to look for like a golden moment. And then

879
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: they happen.

880
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 4: In the Jack of the Box drive through, I recall

881
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: a time at a Jack and the bugs drive through.

882
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 4: Let's tell these stories. They've been sitting here for a

883
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 4: long time. This is a long time ago. But I

884
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 4: had just done comedy at the Saddle Ranch. Oh, they

885
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 4: used to have a comedy night there. They would not

886
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 4: turn off the electronic bowl.

887
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: Why would they?

888
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 3: No, No, that brought in more tips than the comedy did.

889
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 4: But afterwards I went with the guy that booked the

890
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 4: show and his his his jeep had a glitch where

891
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 4: the horn was just honking intermittently, but as we started driving,

892
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 4: it would stop and you'd kind of forget about it.

893
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 4: But when he slowed down it would go beepe And

894
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 4: we went into the drive through and in front of.

895
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 3: Us were two cops.

896
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 4: Both of us had had I think he had had

897
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 4: drinks as well as me, but we were just in

898
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 4: a beeping We were honking at the cops front, and

899
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 4: they kept looking back like they just became people that

900
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 4: were annoyed. I couldn't believe. And we were just waving

901
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 4: and smiling like it's the car. I don't know why

902
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 4: they didn't get out and and uh, you know, have their.

903
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 3: Way with us.

904
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we're sorry. They were in the Jack

905
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: in the Box drive through. They were in a trooper's cruiser,

906
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: so maybe they were like, oh, if they're being if

907
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: they're making fun of us, there's nothing we can do

908
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: about it, I.

909
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 3: Guess, but there totally is they can do whatever they want.

910
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: I mean, and yes and do it was it was

911
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: I just recalled it.

912
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 4: Now, what a what a terrible situation to suddenly be in,

913
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 4: And we just couldn't stop laughing because there's nothing we

914
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 4: can do about it. We couldn't back up and lin

915
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 4: if there's a car behind us, I guess we're just

916
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 4: gonna annoyingly hunk at the cops.

917
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then try to explain it. That happened. One time,

918
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: my dad had this old white truck that was embarrassing anyway,

919
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: and he drove us to high school one morning and

920
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: on the drive, the horn got stuck and we're like Dad, Like,

921
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: as we were getting closer, we're like, no, you can't

922
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: do it. And he drove us all the way in

923
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: like cause we were like, please drop us off on

924
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: the corner. He's like, nope, you're going in, and like so.

925
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 3: Because he thought it was money, oh yeah, yeah.

926
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: And he was like, eh, it was like kind of

927
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: doing it. That's that same way. It was, so.

928
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, like on an old truck where a horny is

929
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 4: actually a button that can totally get stuck because it's.

930
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 3: Filled with old skin cells.

931
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't get yellow business. It's but nowadays,

932
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 4: you know, everything's we're just in it. Right now, we're

933
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 4: driving around in an iPod. Yeah right, something a better

934
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 4: reference anymore? Please be interrupting with a better example than iPod.

935
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed.

936
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Well, actually, the most.

937
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 4: Technical thing I could think of, and it's been obsolete

938
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 4: for over a decade. Oh, this fancy new car, it's

939
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 4: like driving around in a Commodore.

940
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: Sixty flower radio. It's insane in here.

941
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, this this technology, it's like floating along a

942
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: ham radio.

943
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 3: H oh.

944
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: Look at their going full on wintertime.

945
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I'm not above enjoying Christmas lights.

946
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: Hell, yes, it's I'm ready for it right this second.

947
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 3: Yeah me too.

948
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: That looks really pretty.

949
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 3: I might make a cornicopia this year for Thanksgiving. Yeah,

950
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 3: and buckled shoes.

951
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 4: I just didn't have Halloween, so I want to dress up.

952
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 4: You know what you can do my system.

953
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 3: And it's pumpkin bass.

954
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it, do it, and fill the cornucopia with

955
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: your vanilla cherry ice cream. Just let it.

956
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 3: Float out, let it melt in there.

957
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: And then shove a Gordon there.

958
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you think it's a good idea. I'll do it.

959
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: I do.

960
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: I do.

961
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 3: Wonder where would I get one of.

962
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 4: Those twisty baskets, one of those cone that's the cornicopia?

963
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, where do you get those? I never see them

964
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 3: on sale.

965
00:46:55,719 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 1: Thrift store, your grandmother's house, an old person's right.

966
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you kind of just have to stumble upon them.

967
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 3: Someone has to.

968
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: Pass because that's like saying, where do you get a

969
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: mid sized white wicker basket where it's like, yeah, at

970
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: your mom's house. There's like the moms have bought all

971
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: of those.

972
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: Karen, where do you in town?

973
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 4: Do you think I would go purchase a ball of

974
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 4: dusty potpourry.

975
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: Home goods? Actually you might be able to get a

976
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: cornicopeat wormut worm Goods.

977
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 3: I really appreciated it.

978
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 4: The other day I was going, I had my keys

979
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 4: tasseled to my belt loop.

980
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 3: You know I do.

981
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 4: I basically am like a janitor. Now, yes, I hook

982
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 4: them with a carabiner.

983
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: Very cool.

984
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, I let them dangle. I want people to think

985
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 4: I'm in charge of a building. I want them to

986
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 4: think I'm a super Yeah.

987
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: Everybody loves power.

988
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 4: So yeah, I want to wheeld the power of a building.

989
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: Cleaner power of keys.

990
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 4: But I have to lunge my hips towards my padlock

991
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 4: on my on my garage, there's just a classic padlock

992
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 4: on there, so it looks shifty, it looks shady when

993
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, it looks like I'm hiding something.

994
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

995
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 4: And uh my neighbor, a neighbor, a neighbor, I don't

996
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 4: I've never seen them before.

997
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 3: They're like, excuse me, do you live here?

998
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 4: And I was like I do, and he's like, oh, okay,

999
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 4: just checking and I was like thank you. Like he

1000
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 4: was like ready to fight whoever was breaking into a garage.

1001
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.

1002
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 4: And I didn't quite register until he was long gone.

1003
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 4: He just he just walked into a mist and kind

1004
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 4: of dissipated.

1005
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: That was a ghost.

1006
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: It was another ghost.

1007
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: It's ghost. And he was like, would you like some

1008
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: of this delicious ice cream? Like sure?

1009
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 4: Cut to me just holding nothing is just pouring a

1010
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 4: canteen of sand in.

1011
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 3: My mouth, delicious.

1012
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: I love sugar. Everything's fine.

1013
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 3: Everything was fine these days. Nothing's terrible. No, yeah, sweet

1014
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 3: sweet sand.

1015
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: It's fine.

1016
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 4: Everything is fine. It's gonna be great.

1017
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 3: We're back at your house.

1018
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 1: We're back.

1019
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 3: Not only was this episode short? It was sweet?

1020
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: Was it short? I think right on time?

1021
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: Really?

1022
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: One hour boom?

1023
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 4: I guess you know classically that meant we were having fun.

1024
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: That's right, because by so so quickly.

1025
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I had a great time with you brand.

1026
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 4: I'm glad we dressed let's say, even though we couldn't

1027
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 4: show it off to anyone, I.

1028
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: Feel like the good good people kids at Super Sweet.

1029
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: The sweatshirts were wearing. Also the theme of this episode, hm, right, yeah,

1030
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: kind of thematic.

1031
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, we always pulled full circle and we don't even

1032
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 3: mean to this.

1033
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: I like this sweatshirt a lot, biggating tattooed. Just keep

1034
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: upping the game. How much do we have to interact

1035
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 1: with this brand?

1036
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 3: I just I just keep bringing That's how thankful I am.

1037
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all it takes with this guy. Yeah,

1038
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: he likes his own name on a chalkboard in a

1039
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: business in Echo Park. What can you do for him?

1040
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 3: It is staggering how much that?

1041
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 4: That really punched me right in the old heart strings,

1042
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 4: right in the old I love sack.

1043
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: Wait, well then can I tell my can I tell

1044
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: my closer story?

1045
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1046
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: And I know you know the story, And I know

1047
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: I've told it already.

1048
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 4: Is this a closer story like a guy that finishes

1049
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 4: financial deals or a story that will end this podcast?

1050
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: It's going to end this podcast forever.

1051
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 3: I kind of knew the answer.

1052
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: This is the end of the podcast.

1053
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 3: What this is terrible? Do I sign a new contract?

1054
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 3: I'm going to miss everyone.

1055
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: I walked in. I was on the road doing colleges

1056
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: in like nineteen I was still drinking, so it was

1057
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: like nineteen ninety six and I was in upstate New

1058
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,959
Speaker 1: York driving a rental car by myself, I think.

1059
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 3: So I had a college in Ithaca.

1060
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: It was wonderful going but basically by myself. I had

1061
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: twenty minutes material at an hour to do. I was

1062
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: eating it and then progressively getting a little bit better

1063
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: as it went. But it was really awful. And so

1064
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm on like the third college or the third hotel,

1065
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: feeling like a failure, feeling unfunny as hell. I walk

1066
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: in and there's a little one of those boards that

1067
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: are now very popular with like young mothers to put

1068
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: in their kitchen. That's like it's black felt when you

1069
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: press in the white letters. Oh sure to say today

1070
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: is a great day or whatever?

1071
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're a classic board.

1072
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: One of the one of those larger size Marquee boards

1073
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: is in the lobby of this hotel and it says welcome,

1074
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: guest of the day Karen Kilgera. As I'm walking in

1075
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, holy fuck, I'm so let's say it

1076
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 1: is Ithaca. I'm like, I've just pulled into this, like

1077
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: Marriotte in Ithaca and my name's on the board and I'm.

1078
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 3: Like a hotel. I didn't that didn't register. It wasn't

1079
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 3: at the school.

1080
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: Yes'm I'm walking up to the to the front desk

1081
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: to check in.

1082
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 3: Oh, this was a small town.

1083
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: And it says welcome Karen Kilgarriff, guest of the day.

1084
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 3: And when a hotel does that.

1085
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: So I walk up to the front desk to the

1086
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: girl and I go, oh, my god, Hi, it's me.

1087
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: I'm Karen Kilgarriff and she goes, oh, they just do

1088
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: that with whoever.

1089
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 3: Wait, she took it away.

1090
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: So immediately she didn't she didn't even look up from

1091
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: what she was working on. I was I was acting

1092
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: like I'd just been crowned Miss America and I'm like,

1093
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: it's me, it's arter and she's just like, oh, Yeah,

1094
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 1: they just do that. They pick someone randomly, randomly immediately

1095
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: shut it down. It was so fucking funny and it

1096
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: was so perfect to what the like it was.

1097
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 3: I refuse to believe her.

1098
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 4: I think that it said, Okay, one of the rooms

1099
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 4: is being calmped, there's a comedian in town.

1100
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,439
Speaker 3: That's our premiere guest.

1101
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: No. I think I was overdoing it, and she was

1102
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: basically like, hey, don't get to like she shut her down,

1103
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: And what I should have said to her is, don't

1104
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 1: wor I've been eating at Royal at every college. I'm

1105
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: doing nowoners, lady, you don't need to bring me down

1106
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: any further than a person with no material doing nooners

1107
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: at a college and Upstate New York.

1108
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 4: I suck boo, who you're doing nooners? I'm getting off

1109
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 4: of a graveyard. Where's my marquise?

1110
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 3: She was just jealous.

1111
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: She might have been jealous because actually, college is even

1112
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: if you eat it at a college gig, you get

1113
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 1: paid really nicely.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if it's through the uh naka yeah, which I

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Speaker 4: never did mind Roy's non union.

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Speaker 3: I's a real college scab.

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Speaker 1: Shit, yeah you scab.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you could still do college circuits underground.

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Speaker 3: The school didn't even know about me being there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that that old guys in the cafeteria again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go get the old security guard to get rid of it.

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Speaker 3: Keeps going down to the quad and barking and flying.

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Speaker 3: I guess let him perform.

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Speaker 1: He keeps selling Hackey sack at people. We don't know

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Speaker 1: what that is. We don't know what it means.

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Speaker 3: It is regional. A lot of people call it footbag

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Speaker 3: up in Ithaca. Oh well, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Happy holidays and New Year.

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