WEBVTT - Season 3 Trailer

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. This is it the big trailer for

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<v Speaker 1>season three of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. It's a I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't we have some dramatic music playing underneath my voice?

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<v Speaker 1>I brought in a cassette of dramatic music. Ron. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't use the dramatic music you brought in. Well why not?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a big trailer. We're trying to get people

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<v Speaker 1>excited that the show is coming back, and I took

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<v Speaker 1>some initiative and found some dramatic music. So let's just

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<v Speaker 1>queue that up. You took a micro caussette recorder and

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<v Speaker 1>held it up to your TV while Terminator to Judgment

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<v Speaker 1>Day was playing. Yeah, you're welcome. It's kick dramatic music

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<v Speaker 1>for the trailer. First, we can't use that music for

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<v Speaker 1>legal reasons. It's copyrighted, which we you know, talked about. Second,

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<v Speaker 1>the quality of the recording is terrible because you taped

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<v Speaker 1>it on a kissette from your TV. Actually, I used

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<v Speaker 1>an old answering machine. I had to act fast. They

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<v Speaker 1>were showing Terminator two on cable and the credits were

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<v Speaker 1>about to come up, and I had the quick thinking

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<v Speaker 1>to catch it on tape. It's unusable. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>just tell people about some of the great guests we've

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<v Speaker 1>had on the past. Well, I was going to do that, Carolina. Look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I have sat down on this show with everyone from

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<v Speaker 1>Gloria Steinham to the San Diego Chicken. People know how

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<v Speaker 1>important the work we do here is what we needed, however,

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<v Speaker 1>was a dramatic score to emphasize how big a moment

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<v Speaker 1>this is. Am I crazy here, Carolina? You can't deny

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<v Speaker 1>a dramatic score would sound great for this trailer, right, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be great, and I'm sure we can maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can pull some dramatic No, we are using my

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<v Speaker 1>cassette tape of the terminator to soundtrack that I recorded

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<v Speaker 1>off the USA Network on my answering machine. It might

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<v Speaker 1>have been T and T. I don't know. Forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hand me the answering machine. I'll just play it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burger rush her Art Ron, no one can understand you.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen and listen to the Raw Burger podcast, I R Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>lap Apple podcast or whoever did Okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>turn off your answer mission tape. No one heard a

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<v Speaker 1>word of that. Can I just say something? You're being

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<v Speaker 1>extremely unprofessional right now. This is a big trailer okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and we want people to tune in for season three

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<v Speaker 1>on March five. And you're just being difficult, Ron, I

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<v Speaker 1>assure you just read the copy again. I will make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that dramatic music is added in later. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to fix it and post. I've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>that one before, Carolina. Do you think I just fell

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<v Speaker 1>off the parsnip truck? Do you mean? Do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>turn turnip truck? What are you talking about? It's an

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<v Speaker 1>old expression. I didn't just fall off the parsnip truck. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you not know that? I'm just pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>it's turnip truck. That is not a saying. No one

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<v Speaker 1>has ever said that this trailer is a disaster. We're

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<v Speaker 1>keeping all this for the trailer. Ron, just read the copy.

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<v Speaker 1>I will, I will, okay, but I swear if I

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<v Speaker 1>hear this back and there's no dramatic music playing while

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<v Speaker 1>I say this, heads are gonna all all right, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>put it on unbelievable. I have a splitting headache. Now

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<v Speaker 1>this back and forth, Okay, Okay, the dramatic music will start. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to the Ron Burgundy podcast on the I Heart

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<v Speaker 1>Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll sound great. Okay, it'd better