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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: melting show?

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Speaker 2: All right, are we doing a podcast? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We are rolling.

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Speaker 2: So who's grown a mustache?

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Speaker 4: I'm getting close, I think.

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Speaker 3: Can you know you don't shave your upper lipt?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't.

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Speaker 5: Actually, I think I could take all of you guys.

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Speaker 5: But I had a laser hair removal from you guys, know,

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Speaker 5: and it's kind of you know.

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Speaker 4: Really slowed and stopped a lot of that. I feel

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Speaker 4: like I could get there at some point.

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Speaker 6: You would look good with the mustad.

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Speaker 4: I think so too. Trying to filter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, scary, No, I'm out.

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Speaker 3: You did it once. You did it once and it

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Speaker 3: looked creepy.

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Speaker 7: Every time I try and grow a beard, a mustache

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Speaker 7: or anything, it comes out really patchy, really bad, and

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Speaker 7: it and I grow white hair.

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Speaker 2: I always look thirty years older than I am.

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Speaker 7: That's bad and it's just not good ninety And if

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Speaker 7: I do the mustache only, it just looks like creepy

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Speaker 7: porn stash.

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Speaker 5: But like kind of the point of this is to

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Speaker 5: just not be comfortable and give up the shaving.

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Speaker 8: And here here's the here's the problem. Like, I have

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Speaker 8: a few events that I need to go to in

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Speaker 8: the next coming weeks. And the thing is not everybody

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Speaker 8: understands or remembers that it's November, and they're like, look at.

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Speaker 3: This, why do you have a mustache?

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Speaker 6: Look at it like that mess. That's the whole point

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Speaker 6: is you look like that. And then somebody goes, hey,

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Speaker 6: what's up with the mustache? And then you go, well,

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Speaker 6: you know, I'm raising awareness for men's.

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Speaker 2: Can't you Yah?

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Speaker 4: It's a good talking.

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Speaker 8: I can't grow a mustache. I'm like scary where it's

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Speaker 8: just a patchy mass.

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Speaker 4: Just right now, you could just take off the ball

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Speaker 4: part of what's not going on?

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Speaker 8: Right I tell you what, I'm going to do that

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Speaker 8: for tomorrow only. You're going to see what it looks

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Speaker 8: like and then I'm going to get rid.

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Speaker 5: Of it the next day and you grow it a

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Speaker 5: little more before you take it off the next week.

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Speaker 2: Like Scotty, I have stuff I have to do. I

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Speaker 2: have places to go.

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Speaker 3: I can't here to use that.

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Speaker 9: What places are you going that you have?

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Speaker 2: I have two weddings. But that's besides the point. Why

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Speaker 2: can't I?

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Speaker 7: Okay, if you're in the wedding photo, the intention is

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Speaker 7: to just is to raise money.

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Speaker 2: Is in your wedding.

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Speaker 3: How is he gonna stop talking that that that did?

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Speaker 2: It is to raise money and awareness.

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Speaker 7: Why can't I make a nice, healthy donation and post

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Speaker 7: about it on my social that's raising awareness.

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Speaker 2: So you're going to post huge following.

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Speaker 10: I have a big social platform, no more than a

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Speaker 10: lot of people do, so why can't I just use

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Speaker 10: that to promote the message?

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Speaker 2: It gets covers a lot of ground.

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Speaker 5: Well, the algorithm on Instagram buries things all the time,

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Speaker 5: and we know that no one's gonna likes and views

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Speaker 5: and everything that they did before. But if you're a

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Speaker 5: walking billboard and everyone's stopping you to talk to you,

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Speaker 5: you'll actually see you know, the return there.

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Speaker 3: What do you think is gonna get more well scary

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Speaker 3: as of traction on Instagram and TikTok, what do you

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Speaker 3: think is going to get more traction for you? You

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Speaker 3: growing a mustache? Are you saying, hey, I just donated

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Speaker 3: a buttload of money. You should too, Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, scarry Yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Do not want to see mustachio come out.

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Speaker 4: I totally want to see it.

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Speaker 3: Looks like Mario's brother.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, let's go.

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Speaker 6: I think part of the problem is we haven't committed

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Speaker 6: long enough. You've got to It takes a while to

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Speaker 6: go grow a good mustache.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean there are some people that are like

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Speaker 8: Van Winkle in two weeks, but that's me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Me.

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Speaker 8: It takes months and months, and you'll, Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 8: let it go for a couple of days and you're

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Speaker 8: gonna see you're gonna like that's that's so unimpressive. And

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Speaker 8: I'm just gonna shave it.

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Speaker 9: Garrett, are you doing it?

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Speaker 3: Give me told tomorrow and I'll be out do everybody

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Speaker 3: in this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, I have like this wolverine complex where it's like

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Speaker 3: I'll shave and then like everybody's like, oh, you're you're

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Speaker 3: growing something. I'm like, this is I literally shaved this morning.

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Speaker 9: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Has Shildon never had a mustache?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 9: I love when he does a little bit of a

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Speaker 9: gruff like a but I like his when he does

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Speaker 9: a beard.

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Speaker 6: Okay, a beard, but not a little but I like

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Speaker 6: trimmed one creepy I think he did.

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Speaker 9: I think he did as a joke, like once like

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Speaker 9: shave the you know, just leave the creepy mustache. Like

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Speaker 9: he thinks he's funny, But.

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Speaker 6: Does anybody know the history of the mustache? At what

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Speaker 6: point did it become porn? Porn or creepy? Because anytime

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Speaker 6: you see see like a pedophile or a child molester,

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Speaker 6: or an Indian uncle.

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Speaker 2: Maybe sometimes or some villain twirling it. Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 2: like when did it become creepy?

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Speaker 6: Because you see these people with these mugshots are like, oh,

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Speaker 6: he looks like a child molester and he's got a mustache.

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Speaker 2: Like when did it become that?

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Speaker 4: It had to be.

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Speaker 5: After the seventies, right, because I feel like in the

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Speaker 5: seventies and the eighties, everything I see people had mustaches

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Speaker 5: and it was just like accepted, Oh no problem, long

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Speaker 5: hair mustache.

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Speaker 4: Then they started doing some bad.

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Speaker 3: Stuff, right Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And I know like historically if you were in certain

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Speaker 6: to the military, you had to grow mustache, like you.

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Speaker 2: It was the officers.

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Speaker 6: At some point I had to grow mustache. If you couldn't, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I guess you couldn't be an officer then.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean November aside the mustache, it's a flavors,

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Speaker 10: you get things caught in it.

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Speaker 2: It's it's gross.

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Speaker 4: It's just uncamp is any different than a beard.

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Speaker 2: It's not different than a beard. It's just gross.

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Speaker 6: I do. I do have like stuff on the occasionally.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's unsanitary.

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Speaker 4: I think beers are so sexy.

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Speaker 5: Good beard, yeah, no, change the guy's face like Drake

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Speaker 5: before and after the beard.

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Speaker 4: If he ever saves again. Holy shit.

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Speaker 2: Beer beards on the right people look great, you know.

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Speaker 5: Good beer on anybody I think looks great. Anybody grow

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Speaker 5: good beard, that's a totally different.

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Speaker 7: The problem though, is that it's got to be really

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Speaker 7: close to the face beard, kind of really short, stubbly

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Speaker 7: you want to.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I like the ones that are really well kept.

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Speaker 2: Yes, look branded beard.

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Speaker 9: But Brandon looks good.

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Speaker 3: Full beard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my boyfriend is Beardy Mcbeerderson and Josh.

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Speaker 9: Josh always looks when he has a full beard, even

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Speaker 9: when it looks great with a beard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do lumberjack style too.

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Speaker 4: That I'm a. I like it. I'm a fan of it.

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Speaker 5: I find it very like manly and like alpha er.

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Speaker 4: I'm a I love him.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it is kind of cool when you have one right, Like,

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Speaker 6: I don't even recognize myself and you you.

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Speaker 4: Are still doing the like rub your beard like a

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Speaker 4: villain right now.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 8: I was always afraid of my dad when he grew up.

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Speaker 8: My dad would grow a beard every once in a

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Speaker 8: while just to like mess with my mom because she

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Speaker 8: hated it, and I was afraid of him when I

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Speaker 8: was a kid. I didn't like the way it looked.

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Speaker 6: Okay, some little something you gotta talk about in therapy.

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Speaker 3: There, Sure, I want to talk about my dad's mustache.

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Speaker 5: Like, a good beard on a guy is just like

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Speaker 5: contoured makeup and all the stuff for women.

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Speaker 4: It just changes face so much as he does.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy too. After you nay, you'll see it. It

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Speaker 3: looked like you lost ten pounds, like in your face

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Speaker 3: after you shave your but like, I'm skinnier than.

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Speaker 2: Usually the beard.

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Speaker 8: Usually the beard hides the fat face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Right, So when you shave it, it looks like you've gained

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Speaker 8: a bit.

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Speaker 9: But a lot of times shave it, you look like

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Speaker 9: a little boy.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Brandon shaved his one day and came out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: We hadn't talked about it. I was like, what the

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Speaker 4: fuck is.

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Speaker 3: Put that on your face?

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Speaker 5: Yours younger than anything.

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Speaker 2: Skytti Bee. By the way, it does not hide fat face.

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Speaker 2: It actually accentuates fat you.

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Speaker 8: It gives you more chins man?

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Speaker 2: Are you there?

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Speaker 6: Can you talk about November?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: Do not participate in no nut?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 9: But do you know when they first said that this morning,

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Speaker 9: I thought it meant we just don't eat nuts of.

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Speaker 3: That's like the glory hole, Daniel.

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Speaker 6: I love your innocence sometimes.

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Speaker 9: And then then when Elvis started talking about it, I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 3: You at least she didn't go to your kids and

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Speaker 3: be like, hey, are you guys participating and noticing.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 2: Mom, they would have been.

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Speaker 9: Like, ma, are you serious? You're so stupid?

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Speaker 5: Was there There's just a study that came out talking

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Speaker 5: about how if you don't fat it's unhealthy.

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Speaker 4: After two or three days, you gotta do it.

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Speaker 6: My uncle had prostate cancer and he had his prostate

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Speaker 6: surgery and removed or whatever, and the doctor said, one

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Speaker 6: of the key ways to avoid having prostate cancer is

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Speaker 6: to use the hell out of it. You gotta just

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Speaker 6: crank it out after you have.

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Speaker 9: A vasectomy after a certain amount of time. I don't

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Speaker 9: know what it is. I think they tell you to

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Speaker 9: every day. You have to make sure you're getting rid

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Speaker 9: of stuff on the phone.

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Speaker 6: He had, Yeah, okay, he must be an expert on this.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had.

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Speaker 8: Have you ever, guys, have you ever had to have

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Speaker 8: your count tested or anything like that?

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Speaker 2: I had it. I don't think I ever got the results.

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Speaker 8: But do you remember doing it? Because that was one

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Speaker 8: of the weirdest experiences of my life.

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Speaker 2: Well, did you do it in the office? No? I

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Speaker 2: did it at my parents' house and you had to

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Speaker 2: race it there.

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Speaker 9: Right, Wait, your parents?

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Speaker 3: Why did you do it at your parents' house?

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Speaker 2: Because they were I was living in New Jersey.

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Speaker 8: At the time, okay, and my doctor was on Long Island,

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Speaker 8: so it needs to get there within a certain amount

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Speaker 8: of time or it's not a good specimen anymore. And

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Speaker 8: it wasn't the kind of place where you could do

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Speaker 8: it in the office. So I had to go to

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Speaker 8: my old bedroom my parents house and pop in a

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Speaker 8: VHS tape.

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Speaker 2: And'd be like, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 8: And I hear my the pots and pants clanging in

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Speaker 8: the kitchen. I'm like, God, damn it. But you know

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Speaker 8: I got it done and I was all good.

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Speaker 4: Can we ask what was on the VHS tape?

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Speaker 3: Oh God, I don't remember.

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Speaker 8: I'm sure there were mustaches.

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Speaker 3: Did your parents know why you were coming home?

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Speaker 2: I don't remember. Did you did you race house?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I ran, get out the way, Mam and Dad Scott.

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Speaker 2: Stay for dinner, get pulled up.

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Speaker 6: If you got pulled over and you told the cop,

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Speaker 6: I gotta get this to the lamb, I think, oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: just hold it up to him.

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Speaker 10: You should have one of your glove box for oh

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Speaker 10: my idea. Have a spare of that specimen in your

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Speaker 10: glove box. When you pulled over, you whip it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you like you haven't ready?

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I have to get this over to the doctor. Doesn't

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Speaker 2: even have to be real.

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Speaker 4: Got some right here.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm committing. I'm committed to it. It's gonna be real.

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Speaker 2: You need to open it and test it. I think

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Speaker 2: this is fake.

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Speaker 8: You know the best thing to do when you get

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Speaker 8: pulled over is just pushed really hard, ship your pants

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Speaker 8: and just say I have diarrhea.

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Speaker 2: They always let you go.

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Speaker 4: You've done this, You've shipped your pan.

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Speaker 2: No, but I just think about it.

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Speaker 5: He almost shoot his Pantsy the wait? Are we not

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Speaker 5: allowed to talk about the poop?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: We went from jims in a cup to shitting pants.

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Speaker 6: I think we're done with the podcast today.

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Speaker 4: What you saying?

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Speaker 3: I think we've reached here.

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Speaker 5: The jiffies that this guy was sending me on his

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Speaker 5: way home the other day almost made me vomit.

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Speaker 8: How Sir, I had a really bad stomach ache and

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Speaker 8: my care Bear.

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Speaker 2: Cost Okay, we're done.

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Speaker 3: Care Bear cares, not bear shipping

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