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Speaker 1: It's another Jubel the twenty. Hello, Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Darren. Yeah speaking, Hey Darren, this is Michael Rebar

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Speaker 1: from Corporate Human Resources. Do you have a moment to

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Speaker 1: speak with me? Oh yes, sir, absolutely? Okay? Good will

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Speaker 1: you work at one of our theme parks as a

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Speaker 1: costume character? Right, yes, sir? Okay, yep. And I want

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Speaker 1: to talk with you about an incident that you were

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Speaker 1: involved in over the weekend. Do you know which incident

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Speaker 1: I'm referring to? WHOA, yeah, I think so. When the

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Speaker 1: kid punched me? Yes, I am calling about that now.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me what happened? Please? Uh? You know,

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Speaker 1: just regular every day taking pictures with the kids and

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Speaker 1: then taking a picture, kid turns around and punches me

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Speaker 1: in the hard fell over, writhing in pain, was rolling around, sucked. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could see how that could be painful. Um, let

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Speaker 1: me ask you this. Did you utter a noise when

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Speaker 1: that happened? I probably, I mean not, you know, I

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Speaker 1: tried not to, but he hit me pretty hard, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I probably. You know they'd like oh or something, there's yeah, definitely,

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Speaker 1: I definitely made some sort of noise. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it was allowed though, all right. Well, according to the

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Speaker 1: reports that I got here, you groaned loudly after you

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Speaker 1: were hit, and that's where we have a bit of

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Speaker 1: an issue. You have an issue with me groaning with

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Speaker 1: after getting punched, and that's there's an issue there. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: there is. According to the rules, characters are not allowed

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Speaker 1: to speak, so when you groaned, you were in violation.

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Speaker 1: Oh hold on, wait, are you kidding me? I get

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Speaker 1: hitting and I'm getting in trouble. Okay, Well, let me

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Speaker 1: just remind you I'm with human resources, so I would

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Speaker 1: watch the language, okay, because I want to address this issue,

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Speaker 1: not have to address more issues with you. But yes,

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Speaker 1: you should have not made a sound when you were punched.

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Speaker 1: You're a professional. Well he shouldn't. He shouldn't have punched

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Speaker 1: me if we had security keeping these kids from punching me.

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Speaker 1: But I would that made it sound I was on

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Speaker 1: the ground, I was hurt. Okay. Well, I'll just have

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Speaker 1: you know when that child heard you grown, he immediately

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Speaker 1: told his father that he didn't believe you were a

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Speaker 1: real animal and never wants to come back to our

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Speaker 1: theme park again. Well, I hope he doesn't. If he's

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Speaker 1: gonna go around punching characters in the man. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you want for me? What I would like

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Speaker 1: is for you to realize how serious this situation is.

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Speaker 1: He also told his father that he doesn't believe in

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy. So that little groan

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Speaker 1: of yours ruined that child. That's on me. Yes, this

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Speaker 1: is on you. I'm not sure if you're hearing what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, but by you speaking when you were in costume,

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Speaker 1: it ruined the magic of that child's outing, and it

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Speaker 1: looks like it also ruined the magic of his whole childhood.

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Speaker 1: But wait, wait, let me give the straight you're telling me.

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Speaker 1: But because a kid punched me in then and I

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Speaker 1: groaned on the ground. But now all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, and I ruined his

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Speaker 1: dream and he's not coming back. You know what, that's insane. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're speaking about a child, okay, and they are often insane.

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Speaker 1: They don't think like ladic adults. Obviously, the bottom line is,

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Speaker 1: in order for you to continue your employment with us,

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Speaker 1: you're going to need to go over to their house

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Speaker 1: dressed in your costume and dance out an apology. To

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Speaker 1: the father and a child. Dance out an apology? What

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Speaker 1: does that even mean? Dance out an apology here? I

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Speaker 1: think that's for you to figure out as a performer.

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Speaker 1: But we want to make this customer happy, so we

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Speaker 1: need to go above and beyond and stop thinking about

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Speaker 1: ourselves for once. Okay, I am not dancing out an

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Speaker 1: apology for this little puncher. You know, he should not

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Speaker 1: be rewarded for punching me. He should be spanked. You

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Speaker 1: should be disciplined and put in time out. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it looks like we have another issue too, because speaking

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Speaker 1: with you right now, I'm going to need you to

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Speaker 1: attend some anger management classes too. Anger management classes. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you sound very angry right now. I am angry right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm the one who's getting punished for being punched in

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Speaker 1: the How is that fair? Well, you're right, it probably

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Speaker 1: isn't fair, But we deal in fantasyland, and unfortunately, in fantasyland,

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Speaker 1: not everything is fair. Also, we're a business and we

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Speaker 1: need to make things right with our customers, so sometimes

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Speaker 1: that means getting hit and then saying sorry for it.

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Speaker 1: This is so stupid. I can't believe you're making me

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Speaker 1: do this. But you will do it fine, good, but

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Speaker 1: I want to put in my record that I do

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Speaker 1: not agree with this. This is not fair. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: note that for you, and I also need to let

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Speaker 1: you know before you're allowed back on the clock, every

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Speaker 1: employee that you work with is going to have to

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Speaker 1: punch you in the one time. What need toughen it

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Speaker 1: up a little bit down there, Jo, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: This is actually jew Bil from brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your best

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Speaker 1: friend James set you up? Are you kidding? No? Your

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Speaker 1: friend James says, you get kids punching and kicking you

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Speaker 1: all the time at work. I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's a joke. I can't believe you

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Speaker 1: get punched and kicked in the junks so much. We

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Speaker 1: could actually do a prank phone call for it live man.

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Speaker 1: That is my wake up every morning with schubl Foo

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, call out to win

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Speaker 1: five hundred bucks one eight, six six, moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: five