Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, uh,
Speaker 1: this is Talon calling from grooming. I was looking for Catherine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Hey. I'm just gonna let you know that
Speaker 1: your pup is all done and you are going to
Speaker 1: love what I did.
Speaker 2: Oh god, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I went ahead and I took some creative license,
Speaker 1: you know, because I am a stylist and he is
Speaker 1: going to be so ready for his fashion show coming
Speaker 1: up this weekend. What what do you mean, Well, your
Speaker 1: dog's in a fashion show.
Speaker 2: It's a dog show. Yes, do show?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes. I read what you wanted and I went
Speaker 1: over it, and uh, I just didn't think it was
Speaker 1: fashion forward enough. So you're gonna love my spin on
Speaker 1: it though. No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: No, what yea you do?
Speaker 1: You are going to love it? What is it? I mean?
Speaker 1: I'd hate to ruin this, but okay, So are you
Speaker 1: in a punk rock much?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Any kind of punk rock sort of thing? I could?
Speaker 2: What do you mean punk rock? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I gave very specific instruction, right.
Speaker 1: And I felt like that was a little too tame
Speaker 1: because it's an Afghan hound has a lot of hair,
Speaker 1: and I figured I was gonna go with Brazilian blowout,
Speaker 1: but I was like, no, that would be too puffy.
Speaker 1: And so what I did was I gave him a
Speaker 1: mohawk and he's got a lot of hair.
Speaker 2: Kid me, this is a joke.
Speaker 1: I can tell you're excited. No, it's not a joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not excited. Are you kidding me? It's say
Speaker 2: specifically on your website that you will listen to whatever
Speaker 2: instructions we have. He is a Blue Ribbon show. I
Speaker 2: named him Ringo Star for a reason because he's a star. Right,
Speaker 2: you're joking right now?
Speaker 1: Well, I read what you had put and I just
Speaker 1: thought it was a little too tame to really make
Speaker 1: a splash.
Speaker 2: And if you don't understand, what what did you do?
Speaker 2: Tell it? Please you're joking. I know he's joking.
Speaker 1: Just picture this okay, so sides, oh my good shaved okay,
Speaker 1: and his long hair on the top, so sides shaved
Speaker 1: all the way to the tail.
Speaker 2: Picture. Are you a stylist for dogs or people?
Speaker 1: Well, for dogs, obviously, I mean I I Well.
Speaker 2: Obviously you're not because you didn't listen to what I
Speaker 2: specifically said. He is going to be in a show
Speaker 2: this weekend, and I need him tripped the way that
Speaker 2: I specifically said. And I really hope you're kidding with me,
Speaker 2: because I'm about to have a panic attack and I'm
Speaker 2: going to come down there with my husband.
Speaker 1: It was very, very very difficult to be able to
Speaker 1: get the hair on his head all the way down
Speaker 1: to his tail to stand up in the mohawk. And
Speaker 1: it looks really good.
Speaker 2: I think, no, mohawk, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Once you see it, I think you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: put some little leather cuffs maybe on his ankles, which
Speaker 1: are really small, by the way.
Speaker 2: Without the hair, I'm a panic attack.
Speaker 1: I was going for a kind of a nineties punk
Speaker 1: rock theme, and I think I nailed it. I think
Speaker 1: you are gonna love it. He's gonna make a splash
Speaker 1: of his fashion show. Everything is going to be great.
Speaker 2: He's not auditioning for the Misfits. He's going to be
Speaker 2: in a dog show. That's it. That's it. I'm grabbing
Speaker 2: my carkies. I'm coming there right now. You have cost
Speaker 2: me money. I'm gonna have to take him.
Speaker 1: Out of the show.
Speaker 2: He would have won. He was a shoe in. I
Speaker 2: don't understand why you just wouldn't pay attention to the
Speaker 2: notes that I put.
Speaker 1: It seems like you're not happy about my description. Maybe
Speaker 1: I just haven't described the mohawk correctly for you on
Speaker 1: your dog, but I think.
Speaker 2: Well you similarly described it. I'm coming there right now.
Speaker 2: I'm coming there.
Speaker 1: Right now, Catherine. I want you to do me a phasy. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try to make a positive out of what you're
Speaker 1: seeing as a negative, okay, because it's all how you
Speaker 1: look at things. So he looks like a cute little
Speaker 1: punk rocker right now.
Speaker 2: I hope you have a saying because you're gonna be
Speaker 2: a cute little punk rocker when you get fired.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be great for branding because imagine he
Speaker 1: pulls out of the dog show. How punk rock is that?
Speaker 1: Right before?
Speaker 2: Did you hate your head this morning?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did? Because this is actually Jubil from the
Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
Speaker 1: husband set you up. It's a joke. Oh are you right? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a joke. He said, you guys have your dog
Speaker 1: in a dog show this weekend, and it was getting groomed,
Speaker 1: and he wanted me to mess with you. I hate
Speaker 1: all of you.
Speaker 2: I hate all of you. I'm done.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebel phone Franks