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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, uh,

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Speaker 1: this is Talon calling from grooming. I was looking for Catherine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Hey. I'm just gonna let you know that

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Speaker 1: your pup is all done and you are going to

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Speaker 1: love what I did.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I went ahead and I took some creative license,

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Speaker 1: you know, because I am a stylist and he is

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Speaker 1: going to be so ready for his fashion show coming

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Speaker 1: up this weekend. What what do you mean, Well, your

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Speaker 1: dog's in a fashion show.

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Speaker 2: It's a dog show. Yes, do show?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes. I read what you wanted and I went

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Speaker 1: over it, and uh, I just didn't think it was

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Speaker 1: fashion forward enough. So you're gonna love my spin on

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Speaker 1: it though. No no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: No, what yea you do?

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Speaker 1: You are going to love it? What is it? I mean?

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Speaker 1: I'd hate to ruin this, but okay, So are you

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Speaker 1: in a punk rock much?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Any kind of punk rock sort of thing? I could?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean punk rock? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: I gave very specific instruction, right.

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Speaker 1: And I felt like that was a little too tame

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Speaker 1: because it's an Afghan hound has a lot of hair,

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Speaker 1: and I figured I was gonna go with Brazilian blowout,

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Speaker 1: but I was like, no, that would be too puffy.

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Speaker 1: And so what I did was I gave him a

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Speaker 1: mohawk and he's got a lot of hair.

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Speaker 2: Kid me, this is a joke.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you're excited. No, it's not a joke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not excited. Are you kidding me? It's say

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Speaker 2: specifically on your website that you will listen to whatever

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Speaker 2: instructions we have. He is a Blue Ribbon show. I

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Speaker 2: named him Ringo Star for a reason because he's a star. Right,

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Speaker 2: you're joking right now?

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Speaker 1: Well, I read what you had put and I just

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Speaker 1: thought it was a little too tame to really make

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Speaker 1: a splash.

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Speaker 2: And if you don't understand, what what did you do?

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Speaker 2: Tell it? Please you're joking. I know he's joking.

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Speaker 1: Just picture this okay, so sides, oh my good shaved okay,

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Speaker 1: and his long hair on the top, so sides shaved

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Speaker 1: all the way to the tail.

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Speaker 2: Picture. Are you a stylist for dogs or people?

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Speaker 1: Well, for dogs, obviously, I mean I I Well.

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Speaker 2: Obviously you're not because you didn't listen to what I

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Speaker 2: specifically said. He is going to be in a show

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Speaker 2: this weekend, and I need him tripped the way that

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Speaker 2: I specifically said. And I really hope you're kidding with me,

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Speaker 2: because I'm about to have a panic attack and I'm

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Speaker 2: going to come down there with my husband.

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Speaker 1: It was very, very very difficult to be able to

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Speaker 1: get the hair on his head all the way down

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Speaker 1: to his tail to stand up in the mohawk. And

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Speaker 1: it looks really good.

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Speaker 2: I think, no, mohawk, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Once you see it, I think you're gonna want to

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Speaker 1: put some little leather cuffs maybe on his ankles, which

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Speaker 1: are really small, by the way.

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Speaker 2: Without the hair, I'm a panic attack.

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Speaker 1: I was going for a kind of a nineties punk

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Speaker 1: rock theme, and I think I nailed it. I think

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Speaker 1: you are gonna love it. He's gonna make a splash

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Speaker 1: of his fashion show. Everything is going to be great.

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Speaker 2: He's not auditioning for the Misfits. He's going to be

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Speaker 2: in a dog show. That's it. That's it. I'm grabbing

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Speaker 2: my carkies. I'm coming there right now. You have cost

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Speaker 2: me money. I'm gonna have to take him.

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Speaker 1: Out of the show.

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Speaker 2: He would have won. He was a shoe in. I

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Speaker 2: don't understand why you just wouldn't pay attention to the

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Speaker 2: notes that I put.

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Speaker 1: It seems like you're not happy about my description. Maybe

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Speaker 1: I just haven't described the mohawk correctly for you on

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Speaker 1: your dog, but I think.

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Speaker 2: Well you similarly described it. I'm coming there right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming there.

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Speaker 1: Right now, Catherine. I want you to do me a phasy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's try to make a positive out of what you're

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Speaker 1: seeing as a negative, okay, because it's all how you

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Speaker 1: look at things. So he looks like a cute little

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Speaker 1: punk rocker right now.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have a saying because you're gonna be

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Speaker 2: a cute little punk rocker when you get fired.

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be great for branding because imagine he

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Speaker 1: pulls out of the dog show. How punk rock is that?

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Speaker 1: Right before?

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Speaker 2: Did you hate your head this morning?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I did? Because this is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: husband set you up. It's a joke. Oh are you right? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. He said, you guys have your dog

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Speaker 1: in a dog show this weekend, and it was getting groomed,

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Speaker 1: and he wanted me to mess with you. I hate

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Speaker 1: all of you.

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Speaker 2: I hate all of you. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebel phone Franks