Speaker 1: Nicky, here's Nikki and Andrew. Hello, Yeah, Andrew's here today,
Speaker 1: you guys. It's a special version of the show. Welcome
Speaker 1: to a special fan trax version of the show. That
Speaker 1: means that we have too much feedback from you guys,
Speaker 1: and we don't get to it all every Thursday, which
Speaker 1: is our normal fan trax segment. So all we're doing
Speaker 1: today me and Andrew are and Noah are going to
Speaker 1: sift through your voice memos, your d M s, your emails,
Speaker 1: anything you've sent to the show, and we are going
Speaker 1: to laugh at it, laugh with you, laugh at you,
Speaker 1: um and respond, maybe give advice. It's just a special
Speaker 1: episode that is going to cover our butts if one
Speaker 1: day we get sick or can't do the show. And um,
Speaker 1: Andrew's very uncomfortable right now because I have Last night,
Speaker 1: I did do surgery on myself and I finally think
Speaker 1: I'm kind of sad almost because whatever this thing is
Speaker 1: on my knee, I've definitely dug it out. And I
Speaker 1: went to places last night that I didn't think I
Speaker 1: could go in terms of pain tolerance, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, folks. And I took off my band
Speaker 1: aid because it's so much worth literally bleeding. It's already scaped,
Speaker 1: it's already scabbed. The scab has happened. It's scabbing. There's
Speaker 1: no fresh understand it looks like like a crime scene
Speaker 1: on her knee, and she it's her own thing. I
Speaker 1: get it, but you know, it's making me a little queasy.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no apologizing. You have to do. This
Speaker 1: should make you queazy. This is weird. And I and it.
Speaker 1: It started we just did a podcast and it was
Speaker 1: bubbling up during that, like I took off the bandmaid
Speaker 1: and it like opened up and started bleeding and it
Speaker 1: was making like puddles of blood. But I didn't I
Speaker 1: couldn't be the guest on, so I couldn't go get
Speaker 1: a band aid. So then it actually I saw it
Speaker 1: scab and now it's like building scabs and it stopped bleeding,
Speaker 1: and I'm just fascinated by it. And if you do
Speaker 1: want anything removed surgically from you, sign over your life
Speaker 1: to me, and I will gladly do it because I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good at it. Unless you cut the corn off
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's toes. So yeah, I did tell them about that,
Speaker 1: so I think, yeah, but that this that doesn't require blood.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really this would usually need a local anesthetic.
Speaker 1: And all the videos I've watched, if someone having a
Speaker 1: wart like this removed, this is not like a bad word.
Speaker 1: It's just like a weird growth. Um people, No doctor
Speaker 1: would ever do what I did last night with my scalpel,
Speaker 1: my medical grade scalpel, without anesthetic. And I did it,
Speaker 1: and I honestly could have taken more. I think I
Speaker 1: would have been okay, civil war I was. I was
Speaker 1: truly thinking last night, if I ever got my arm
Speaker 1: cut under a caught under a boulder, I could cut
Speaker 1: I could cut it off. I really could, because I
Speaker 1: let me just say that I was. I usually just
Speaker 1: removed the top layer. If you want to treat your work,
Speaker 1: you just scrape off the callus and then you put
Speaker 1: on whatever medicine and then you put a cover over it.
Speaker 1: That's generally the best way to treat it. Uh Apple
Speaker 1: site of vinegars is I think the best method that
Speaker 1: I've seen on the words subredit but this but the
Speaker 1: other way and and dermatologists in the States can't even
Speaker 1: do it because it's surgery is they cut the word out.
Speaker 1: That's really the best technique and there's videos of it
Speaker 1: in Europe and Canada like where they can do it
Speaker 1: all over YouTube. So I've literally learned how to do it.
Speaker 1: And what it takes is like you have to you
Speaker 1: have to go past it because the award this is
Speaker 1: not interesting. But the word only lives on the first
Speaker 1: layer of your skin. It does never goes deeper. It
Speaker 1: does tap into your blood supply, so you're gonna get
Speaker 1: crazy bleeding, but that's not It's not like it's never
Speaker 1: gonna end unless you're you know, one of those the
Speaker 1: e ma lephiliac or whatever it is. Um, I just
Speaker 1: made up a word, but there's some word of I
Speaker 1: don't stop bleeding, and I just don't feel like coming
Speaker 1: up with it. And but last night I was just
Speaker 1: there was this wordy tissue that I could feel because
Speaker 1: I've listened to so I've watched so many videos of
Speaker 1: them scraping using a little ice cream scoop curet to
Speaker 1: scrape out what appears to be like, oh you got
Speaker 1: the word out, why are you scraping it still? Because
Speaker 1: if any cell of wordy tissue remains, it will regrow.
Speaker 1: And last night I was like, let's see if I
Speaker 1: can like this thing that's been on my knee for
Speaker 1: over a decade get a lot. I pick it. It's
Speaker 1: it's like and it's something that brings me a lot
Speaker 1: of I don't know if anyone out there is a picker,
Speaker 1: but when I get anxious, I like the fact that
Speaker 1: I am able to pick it, like I'll miss this
Speaker 1: thing if it's gone. But I honestly wanted to see
Speaker 1: if I could do what everyone on the Subred Awards
Speaker 1: is trying to do. There's people there that are creeping
Speaker 1: on word videos because they're like me and they just
Speaker 1: like it. And then there are also most people are
Speaker 1: there just like here's my words, like I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do with it, and then there's creates like
Speaker 1: me commenting like will you take it? Like? And there's
Speaker 1: always so it's people that are getting help for their
Speaker 1: words and people and also people like just loving it
Speaker 1: and they all get along. It's weird, like they'll the
Speaker 1: word people will be like because they keep coming back
Speaker 1: and they'll be like this this is today, what it is?
Speaker 1: What should I do? People give advice, then they and
Speaker 1: then we go film and then they sometimes do and
Speaker 1: then they bring a video and they're like, I don't
Speaker 1: know why anyone wants to see this, but here you
Speaker 1: go and we go, thank you so much. Yeah, it's honestly,
Speaker 1: I have offered people to pay people to make these
Speaker 1: videos because they are so soothing to my soul. Anyway,
Speaker 1: last night there was this tissue that I couldn't was
Speaker 1: a different consistency than the regular healthy skin. And I
Speaker 1: know is getting ready to write on our board that
Speaker 1: says let's move on from warts. Yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're doing. And that really means ten minutes. No
Speaker 1: one knows that five means ten because I don't listen,
Speaker 1: and three means yeah, well that sounds like a great
Speaker 1: band name. Um, that sounds like a cover band, uh
Speaker 1: Anthrax cover band. Anyway, last night I really did a
Speaker 1: great job, and I went to places like I challenged
Speaker 1: myself to perform surgery on myself, thinking I was like
Speaker 1: almost like a doctor in uh, you know, uh Pilgrim
Speaker 1: times or whatever, and I was like, wow, I could
Speaker 1: have been maybe a surgeon in those times if you
Speaker 1: didn't have to go to school for it, like, and
Speaker 1: I would just be a good patient because the thing is,
Speaker 1: most people couldn't take this pain. And I wish they
Speaker 1: could because we could get it, I could get it
Speaker 1: out right away. And but most people can't stand pain,
Speaker 1: and I get it. But I'm have a high tolerance,
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting shots for yourself. I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not being like I wouldn't. I'm sure there's something I
Speaker 1: could buy that would numb even ice. I think girls
Speaker 1: when they pie us their ears, they use ice to
Speaker 1: numb it. Um. There's some things you could give people
Speaker 1: that would love. In every movie they like, they drink
Speaker 1: a shot of whiskey. Drink whiskey. They so it makes
Speaker 1: you braver, like you bleed more if you're drunk for something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's blood for sure. All right, let's get to Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to make you uncomfortable with this though, because
Speaker 1: I know it is. It's just it's a lot. It
Speaker 1: looks like a like open surgery, like like you got
Speaker 1: a knee replace. Yeah, I can definitely get an infection
Speaker 1: very easily. But I know myself and I don't get
Speaker 1: infections often, So I'm just gonna I think that the
Speaker 1: only thing is like when you pick out your knee,
Speaker 1: like it's an it's almost involuntary at this point, and
Speaker 1: I think when we go to video, like, you're not
Speaker 1: going to even realize you do it. It's like I
Speaker 1: don't realize when I buy my nails and people see
Speaker 1: it and they get like very like people get so
Speaker 1: fucking anal about if you're doing something that's making them uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: So if you're playing with your knee or fidgeting. I'm
Speaker 1: a woman on the internet, so I know. I know
Speaker 1: that's your first rodeo of being picked apart about everything
Speaker 1: you do, like the thing on your knee. But I'm
Speaker 1: when I signed them to do video for this, first
Speaker 1: I wanted a desk to cover my legs so I
Speaker 1: didn't have to be judged for my outfit. Then I
Speaker 1: wanted then I would go, maybe I'll wear sunglasses like
Speaker 1: Jenny McCarthy because I don't want to do my makeup.
Speaker 1: I have now surrendered to I'm going to look like
Speaker 1: I look that dy. I'll try to look a little nice,
Speaker 1: just so it looks visually cool. Like when I try
Speaker 1: to put a makeup or want to ring light. It's
Speaker 1: not because I want people to want to fuck me.
Speaker 1: It's because it's more pleasing to the eye. People always
Speaker 1: go my sister goes, I don't need a ring light.
Speaker 1: I'm teaching zoo, I'm teaching high school kids, and I go,
Speaker 1: they'll more likely to look at the screen if it's
Speaker 1: a visually well lit thing. It's not because I want
Speaker 1: you to want to look fuckable for your students. It's
Speaker 1: because it looks better. Makeup makes you look not only
Speaker 1: more fuckable, but just more pleasing aesthetically to the eye.
Speaker 1: So um, I'm ready to have those things. However, I've
Speaker 1: been on a lot of TV shows where I've seen
Speaker 1: already and myself, to tell the truth, where you don't
Speaker 1: think you're on you forget you're on camera. It's almost
Speaker 1: like a reality show. When I've done reality, I've forgotten
Speaker 1: I was on camera and had that happen where I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, there's camera right there and
Speaker 1: you like happened to me yesterday in our meeting when
Speaker 1: I was playing with my penis in my shorts and
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I heard that happen. I'm sorry, I saw,
Speaker 1: Thank Goodness that we're friends, but it was I heard
Speaker 1: that happening. I just forgot. I catch you playing with
Speaker 1: your penis so often like a three year old board,
Speaker 1: but in my pants it's in your pants, but still
Speaker 1: it's not right. I would assume everyone thinks that, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you stick your hands in your pants. It's not
Speaker 1: outside your pants there, it's in. Yeah, that's how comfortable
Speaker 1: you are around us. And yeah you forgot you were
Speaker 1: on zoom for a second and that's fine. Um, but anyways, yes,
Speaker 1: but yes, what were you saying you do involuntary things
Speaker 1: when you don't even realize it. Why were you telling
Speaker 1: me that, like, you gotta work on your picking thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not coming at you like that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that if you're picking a lot, I think
Speaker 1: it's you know what my best sees people watching. First
Speaker 1: of all, I don't read you comment, so I would
Speaker 1: never literally know if someone was calling me out for that.
Speaker 1: That's why I really do rely on the people who
Speaker 1: work for me to let me know, like, hey, people
Speaker 1: don't seem to be liking this thing that you do,
Speaker 1: because I'll never a critical d M. I stopped reading it, so,
Speaker 1: like Noah and Andrew, as much as you guys see,
Speaker 1: if anyone's like, we don't like this about the podcast,
Speaker 1: steer me in those directions without explicitly telling me that
Speaker 1: people hate me. But there I'm not getting Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done that one. I know. But that's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying people. It's not I'm not but that's that's That's
Speaker 1: another thing. It's like I don't care if you eat
Speaker 1: your picks. Yeah, I just can't. I'd really try to do.
Speaker 1: I would be eating a lot on a lot more.
Speaker 1: Um So I'm just telling those people I'm doing my
Speaker 1: best and that doesn't bother me. And the picking thing
Speaker 1: we're saying like too much. I'm working on all those things.
Speaker 1: These are things I'm aware of of, um and the
Speaker 1: picking thing. But I have been on tell to tell
Speaker 1: the truth, and sometimes I the last time I was on,
Speaker 1: I made sure I go Nikki. Remember that the cameras
Speaker 1: on you so many times when your face just fell
Speaker 1: and was like natural. It's like the joke I made
Speaker 1: on Conan the Zoom meeting. You're like fake and you're
Speaker 1: like hi, I think so much and then it goes
Speaker 1: leave meeting in your face falls to its natural state,
Speaker 1: and I just try to remember, like, remember where you are,
Speaker 1: not don't be fake, but remember to be like you're happy, Like,
Speaker 1: don't FoST in your thoughts, be self awareness, so we'll
Speaker 1: have that during the video. I'm excited to get to it.
Speaker 1: Let's get to fan tracks. The whole episode is fan
Speaker 1: tracks starting now. Thank you guys so much for all
Speaker 1: of your feedback on the show. Let's get to it. No,
Speaker 1: what's up first? Okay, let's start with an email that
Speaker 1: we got. Hi, Nikki and Andrew, I think I just
Speaker 1: became a bestie to be on this. I was struggling
Speaker 1: sometimes to get through the podcast, especially when you and
Speaker 1: Andrew would be working your ship out on air. It
Speaker 1: was like listening to a bickering couple, which can be
Speaker 1: grading for sure. I'm such a big fan of you both, though,
Speaker 1: that I would just take a break and then check
Speaker 1: back into see how things were evolving. It was touch
Speaker 1: and go l O L. I just finished listening to
Speaker 1: the s s DJ episode Soul Sucking Day Job, and
Speaker 1: after walking away a couple of times from it, I
Speaker 1: decided to just finish it, and Nikki, you basically addressed
Speaker 1: every single thing at the end of that podcast I
Speaker 1: was having a hard time with. Not only did I
Speaker 1: feel completely seen, I too have a a d h
Speaker 1: D and can totally relate probably why I was having
Speaker 1: a hard time listening to it, but your self awareness
Speaker 1: and vulnerability came through in such a way that I
Speaker 1: committed to listening annoyed or not from here on out.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for talking about all the things
Speaker 1: nobody else will. You are helping so many people by
Speaker 1: putting yourself out or like that out there like that mmmmm,
Speaker 1: Jiack bought from Brandy. Brandy, Oh my god, talk about
Speaker 1: feeling seen girl. That's why I did that. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad because I just I'm never gonna be a perfect
Speaker 1: performer and give all my fans exactly the version of
Speaker 1: myself that they wanted me or the be the thing
Speaker 1: that they tuned in for in the first place. I
Speaker 1: just can't, and I'm gonna have flaws. And that's why
Speaker 1: I just love the listeners of the show so much,
Speaker 1: because you know what, guys, I don't even mind, Brandy.
Speaker 1: I want you to never just rough it out. Like
Speaker 1: if I'm talking about something that's annoying you or your board,
Speaker 1: can I ask, can I as my best sea, will
Speaker 1: you just turn it off and like honor yourself in
Speaker 1: those moments of like this is uncomfortable, I don't like it,
Speaker 1: Like just do it feels good. So if I put
Speaker 1: you in a position where you're like not feeling good,
Speaker 1: do what Brandy said and just like turn it off
Speaker 1: and come back again and be like, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: mad at my friend NICKI like, I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: I just she just kind of disappointed me. You're allowed
Speaker 1: to be mad at me. You're allowed to be disappointed
Speaker 1: in me. Um. I I think it would be for
Speaker 1: you to be blindly on board with anything I do
Speaker 1: is not something I ask of my fan ends and
Speaker 1: sometimes when and I'm not saying not comparing besties to swifties,
Speaker 1: but I kind of am, because I do think that
Speaker 1: this was all born of the fact that I feel
Speaker 1: so taken care of as a Swifty and I want
Speaker 1: my fans to feel that way too, um And just
Speaker 1: like seen and all those things. But sometimes Taylor will
Speaker 1: do something that I don't love and I have I
Speaker 1: struggle with it, and I like get like mad, like
Speaker 1: you are departing from the version of you that I
Speaker 1: have on a pedestal, that is the version of you
Speaker 1: that you've only given me. I don't really know you, um,
Speaker 1: And I'll get hurt and and then sometimes I'll try
Speaker 1: to ignore it because I'm like, I just you know,
Speaker 1: the way we do in relationships of someone we love,
Speaker 1: they say something and we go I can't be with
Speaker 1: someone for talks like that, And then you just decide
Speaker 1: to forget it even happened, because it's too hard to
Speaker 1: realize that you're, you know, giving into this thing that
Speaker 1: you wouldn't stand for. But because it's Taylor Swift, I'll
Speaker 1: let it slide. So what I do is I try
Speaker 1: to process it, and I try to see it from
Speaker 1: their perspective. And I love that you were able to
Speaker 1: for maybe in the future, the apart Brandy that you
Speaker 1: would turn off, you won't have to actually stick out
Speaker 1: because you'll remember, I have a d h D and
Speaker 1: then I'm have self esteem issues and I smoke too
Speaker 1: much pot and I am on a d D meds
Speaker 1: that make me talk too much sometimes, but they also
Speaker 1: make me not want to kill myself. So it's better
Speaker 1: for myself to just be a little chatty, selfish bitch sometimes.
Speaker 1: And I can be a jealous person. I can be
Speaker 1: really petty, and it all stems from like not feeling enough,
Speaker 1: and so if you can extend that to me, and
Speaker 1: you play golf too much and it's like that's your
Speaker 1: only fault, Like we're just I really well. I think
Speaker 1: sometimes they're like like if they come to us as
Speaker 1: a place of like laughter and silliness and and then
Speaker 1: we're like, we're just bringing more stress. No. I knew
Speaker 1: when we did our fight episodes and we couldn't get
Speaker 1: out of it because Guy's besties have been in fights
Speaker 1: where they can't get out of it, where you just
Speaker 1: go we I can't move onto the news with my
Speaker 1: husband right now or whatever that version of and we
Speaker 1: can't talk about it off air sometimes and like it
Speaker 1: just so I I but I do think a lot
Speaker 1: of people get positive out of a daily show is
Speaker 1: going to have moments of disappointing you and being not
Speaker 1: good or not the best, because in order to have
Speaker 1: the best, you have to have low points. And I
Speaker 1: think that's something that I love about our show. And
Speaker 1: I've only felt comfortable being this vulnerable and this uh this,
Speaker 1: you know, like I've said, when we have an argument,
Speaker 1: I don't want to move on to the news like
Speaker 1: nothing happened, because even though that awkwardness is real, and
Speaker 1: maybe pointing out that it's awkward now is real and
Speaker 1: it's the only way to get past it because we can't.
Speaker 1: We don't have enough time to work it out. I'll
Speaker 1: at least address that, but I just feel like sometimes
Speaker 1: I need to finish an argument with you or get
Speaker 1: my feelings out, because um, it's the most honest thing
Speaker 1: to do, even though I know the show is suffering.
Speaker 1: And I hope that you understand that I'm I don't
Speaker 1: always put besties first and their interests sometimes in those
Speaker 1: moments that I get caught up in my own ego
Speaker 1: and I I want to remember though that the show
Speaker 1: is for you, and but it is for us too.
Speaker 1: But for me, the best show I can make is
Speaker 1: one that everyone benefits from. But I will say that
Speaker 1: the Taylor is with thing what it was able for me,
Speaker 1: something that she did that I was really hurt by
Speaker 1: personally and that I felt like betrayed or whatever by
Speaker 1: this person that it literally I'm probably in love with
Speaker 1: um she? Uh? Was she heard a joke on a
Speaker 1: Netflix show called Georgie and Frankie or not? No? Its
Speaker 1: like um. Anyway, there was a joke on a show
Speaker 1: on Netflix that everyone was watching at a time between
Speaker 1: a mother and a daughter, and the mother said, you
Speaker 1: go through guys like Taylor Swift faster than Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: and Taylor send out a tweet that was like, come on, Netflix,
Speaker 1: you can do better than this. Really like you're gonna
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know exact wording, but she
Speaker 1: was annoyed by this joke, And to me, as a
Speaker 1: comedian who writes jokes, I was like, Taylor, you're famous,
Speaker 1: you open yourself up to that, and it's like such
Speaker 1: an innocuous joke, Like why is why the big deal
Speaker 1: about them saying you date a lot of people, you've
Speaker 1: been in a relationship for you know, four or five
Speaker 1: years now, that's the old version of you. That's a
Speaker 1: shitty joke, you know it is. Let it slide because
Speaker 1: I think it probably like you said, whatever, they're gonna
Speaker 1: listen to his actually win thing, how you were like
Speaker 1: insecure about not feeling dirty. She's probably has those same
Speaker 1: feelings of like, yeah, I do write a lot of
Speaker 1: songs about a lot of guys, but that doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: mean I've been through a ton of guys. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she's so insecure about stuff like that, And and she's
Speaker 1: had responses to different jokes like she I think one
Speaker 1: time Amy Poeller and Tina Fey made jokes about her
Speaker 1: and in this similar fashion, probably much more like comedically
Speaker 1: executed at the Golden Globes or something, and she wrote, well,
Speaker 1: there's a special place in Hell, I think she said
Speaker 1: for people like that. And I kind of loved I mean,
Speaker 1: I hated it at the time because I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Taylor so as things, I'm going to
Speaker 1: help because I would have made that joke. Um, but
Speaker 1: she was just she was just talking and that's just
Speaker 1: the thing people, it's a turn of phrase. She didn't
Speaker 1: actually did say. First of all, I forgive anyone who uh.
Speaker 1: I will react to things sometimes all the time. So
Speaker 1: the overreaction was what I was mad about. Was like,
Speaker 1: if such an ocuous joke, why did she gets so upset?
Speaker 1: And then I go, I think, I know, not only
Speaker 1: is it just this tired joke, she's still fucking tired
Speaker 1: of hearing and she's been in a relationship for five years.
Speaker 1: Why is this even still coming up? And it's also
Speaker 1: bad for young girls to think that dating a lot
Speaker 1: and like having experiences is like a a shameful thing,
Speaker 1: which it's not. So she's she's mad about all that,
Speaker 1: the example this joke is setting for young girls, the
Speaker 1: attack on her that isn't even representative of her anymore
Speaker 1: or never really was. But then I realized, I bet
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift was had just released these two albums, I
Speaker 1: was doing a lot of press, getting so much attention,
Speaker 1: a lot of people's opinions about her everywhere, and she
Speaker 1: was having maybe she was having a day where it
Speaker 1: was just like someone sent her something she didn't even
Speaker 1: want to see, and it was just like, fuck, they're
Speaker 1: saying this about me, or I look bad in this
Speaker 1: picture or whatever it is, feeling bad about herself because
Speaker 1: of something, or just having a day too much attention.
Speaker 1: She goes, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch Netflix. I'm going to check out of my own
Speaker 1: life and forget that I'm a superstar for a second
Speaker 1: that everyone has an opinion about and I'm going to
Speaker 1: live in a world where Taylor Swift doesn't even exist,
Speaker 1: where I'm not going to be ridiculed or I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be judged. And she's invested in this show.
Speaker 1: She's three episodes in the Couch, She's just a normal girl,
Speaker 1: and then out of nowhere, sucker punched by this dumb
Speaker 1: joke that snaps her back into it and makes her
Speaker 1: realize that nowhere is truly safe for her. Only old
Speaker 1: literature before she existed. Old shows that she is constantly
Speaker 1: going to have to live her life worried that she's
Speaker 1: going to be with someone she cares about and they're
Speaker 1: gonna have to like defend her, or she's gonna have
Speaker 1: to defend herself. And I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1: All made sense. So Taylor of every right to send
Speaker 1: that that tweet because it was what she was feeling
Speaker 1: in that moment. And we can't pretend to understand someone's
Speaker 1: circumstance when they act in a way that we don't
Speaker 1: agree with. So you don't know what happened to me
Speaker 1: the morning before I start doing my podcast. Maybe I'll
Speaker 1: tell you. Mostly i'll tell you, but sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: even know. It's subconscious. So thank you for thank you
Speaker 1: for that that that amazing, amazing letter, Brandy. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Let's what next? Next up? Oh, it's a voice from Emily.
Speaker 1: She needs your help. Hey, Noah, Nikki, and Andrew, this
Speaker 1: is Emily from Minneapolis, and I love the podcast. I've
Speaker 1: been listening since you up, Um, Nikki and Andrew and
Speaker 1: I guess Noah too. Um. We're you know, keeping me
Speaker 1: company during the pandemic. Nikki, you are basically like my
Speaker 1: best friend in the pandemic. Um. But anyways, so I
Speaker 1: am going through a breakup and I relate a lot
Speaker 1: to um, a lot of the break up moments that
Speaker 1: you describe, Nikki, And I'm breaking up with like the
Speaker 1: one And I never listened to Taylor Swift before, but
Speaker 1: now I do, and it's because it's the only thing
Speaker 1: that truly matches this breakup. And music is great and
Speaker 1: I think I'm good on that. But like, if you
Speaker 1: have any advice or recommendations for just like being strong
Speaker 1: and like trying to be a bad bitch and not
Speaker 1: cry every day about this stupid breakup and about still
Speaker 1: wanting to be together with this guy, you know, but anyways,
Speaker 1: any advice would help from either one of you. UM,
Speaker 1: I hope that you're having a wonderful weekend. And thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Jack Pop. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: What was her name again, Emily? Emily? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I hear the heartbreak in your voice and it's like
Speaker 1: it breaks my heart and I wish I could just
Speaker 1: like pull you out of it in in like I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just racking my brain right now trying to
Speaker 1: get something that will put together that will help you.
Speaker 1: But here's my advice. First of all, great job on
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. Please DM me and let's exchange the songs
Speaker 1: that are that get us through the most and I
Speaker 1: can turn you into some new ones because she has
Speaker 1: a huge catalog. Um. And I want to also say,
Speaker 1: check out This American's Life, This American Life. There's an
Speaker 1: episode called The Breakup and it's exactly this. It's someone
Speaker 1: writing into This American Life saying I'm going through a breakup.
Speaker 1: I really need like to just some support and it's
Speaker 1: just a great episode for that. Also the I saw
Speaker 1: it last night the episode of Song Exploder on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Du Alipa's episode she writes a song. She talks about
Speaker 1: her experience writing a song and she was getting out
Speaker 1: of relationships that she thought was the one and she
Speaker 1: wrote a song about when she meets the next guy
Speaker 1: and how she never thought like she wrote a song
Speaker 1: from the perspective of a woman falling in love with
Speaker 1: a guy with someone after going through a breakup, where
Speaker 1: you thought it was the one, like the next person
Speaker 1: that you don't even she didn't even know existed, and
Speaker 1: guess what he did. Like she she ended up writing
Speaker 1: a song about a mystery person and going and putting
Speaker 1: manifesting it. She was like, I wanted to do a
Speaker 1: manifestation song, you know. She was like, just like I
Speaker 1: didn't even know if I was able to like find
Speaker 1: someone else, but I wanted to just come from that perspective.
Speaker 1: And so maybe whatever you do, that's a creative endeavor.
Speaker 1: Um And even if you don't have one, maybe right
Speaker 1: in a journal and just right to yourself right now,
Speaker 1: right to the self that you were in pain, and
Speaker 1: right to yourself, like right dear Emily. And then you
Speaker 1: can literally burn these pages afterwards, because if they're embarrassing,
Speaker 1: and this exercise could be embarrassing right to yourself right now,
Speaker 1: from yourself in a relationship that makes the one you
Speaker 1: just got out of look insane, Like just experiment with this.
Speaker 1: It's just a thing that I would, I would, I
Speaker 1: would advise myself to do this. I've never even tried this.
Speaker 1: I've often written notes to myself from God. If you
Speaker 1: believe in God, you can maybe write a letter to
Speaker 1: God from you now, and then write what God would
Speaker 1: say to you like that, Like, right what the person
Speaker 1: the benevolent spirit energy that wants the best for you?
Speaker 1: What would that person say in response to the letter
Speaker 1: you wrote? Those are two exercises I think that would
Speaker 1: really help. But also turn this into something no matter what,
Speaker 1: Like right now, you turned it into this. There's art
Speaker 1: being made right now because of your breakup. And you
Speaker 1: sound young, and I just want you to know that
Speaker 1: you truly will get over this person, or you might
Speaker 1: get back together with this person. And I always want
Speaker 1: to tell people when they're going through breakups this story
Speaker 1: and over because you don't want to hear you'll find
Speaker 1: someone better. You don't want to hear there's someone else
Speaker 1: out there. You don't want to hear he was a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. You want to hear you could. It's
Speaker 1: just not now, But you could be back with this person.
Speaker 1: Take it from me. I've like gone back to x
Speaker 1: Is years later. Where you go it's burned to the ground.
Speaker 1: Don't ever, You don't need to lose hope for being
Speaker 1: with this person. It's just not now. So no matter
Speaker 1: what everyone's telling you, there's someone else that someone else
Speaker 1: might be that person, just at a different time. And
Speaker 1: also listen to the song Romeo and Juliet by Uh
Speaker 1: Indigo Girls. It's a cover of the Dire straight song
Speaker 1: Romeo and Juliet Romano and Juliet get Indigo Girls on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Listen to that song and think about, um, the Romeo
Speaker 1: character being this guy asking for you back and uh
Speaker 1: and and that helped me. Visualizing this guy coming back
Speaker 1: and singing the song to me someday like on my
Speaker 1: underneath my balcony made me be able to get through
Speaker 1: a pretty hard break up recently. Andrewny advice. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just think, like to your point, the you know, you
Speaker 1: said he's the one and and he might be the one,
Speaker 1: like Nikki said, in the future, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you have to like wait around for him to like
Speaker 1: come back, you know what I mean, Like work on yourself, like, uh,
Speaker 1: understand that you now have time to just be selfish
Speaker 1: and not care about you know, him or any other
Speaker 1: Like you're not working on yourself to meet someone else
Speaker 1: that's gonna take his place. You could just literally focus
Speaker 1: on yourself and being the best version of yourself. And
Speaker 1: you have time to do that. That maybe you didn't
Speaker 1: have before, and so that's all I like, I think
Speaker 1: the best advice for a breakup is like just like
Speaker 1: just don't think like how am I going to replace
Speaker 1: this or how is this going to come back? How
Speaker 1: can I like take care of myself the best way
Speaker 1: possible and that's emotionally physically, and you're and you have
Speaker 1: the time now, which is great if if this is
Speaker 1: a breakup where you get replaced in his life by someone,
Speaker 1: or you feel like you were rejected because because of
Speaker 1: something you didn't do right and you couldn't you're not
Speaker 1: good enough for this guy, which is mostly how breakups
Speaker 1: end is you don't feel you feel like you that
Speaker 1: you don't want to end you when you get broken
Speaker 1: up with you just go, oh my god, I wasn't
Speaker 1: good enough for this person. Clearly they're rejecting you. But
Speaker 1: something that Rachel Finstein told me one time when a
Speaker 1: guy that there's no reason why this guy shouldn't like me,
Speaker 1: Like why doesn't? And the truth is they can't. They
Speaker 1: aren't capable. It's not about it's not because you're not
Speaker 1: hot enough. It's not because you're not cool enough or
Speaker 1: whatever enough. They literally a lot of times guys or
Speaker 1: girls cannot they don't have it within them to love
Speaker 1: as much as you require loving, needing love, like I
Speaker 1: require someone to like be pretty obsessed with me and
Speaker 1: give me a lot of attention, and that is a
Speaker 1: not for every guy. There is someone out there, though,
Speaker 1: that will match my needs, and I don't need to
Speaker 1: diminish my needs. I don't need to be less needy
Speaker 1: or like want that I need to the exact way.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want is what you want, and don't feel
Speaker 1: bad about it. Rachel, remember told me she goes this
Speaker 1: wanting this guy to love you. He literally is incapable
Speaker 1: of the kind of love that you seek in a relationship.
Speaker 1: But he's good to be with a girl who won't
Speaker 1: require that, who also has the kind of same similar
Speaker 1: makeup of someone who's like I don't need that. I
Speaker 1: don't need deep love because she probably can't feel it.
Speaker 1: So usually people that aren't able to give love tend
Speaker 1: to seek people who aren't ready to accept love, so
Speaker 1: they find each other and then that just turns into
Speaker 1: a big old mess. But I found now that, um,
Speaker 1: when I get rejected, it might not be true, but
Speaker 1: I always tell myself they they couldn't love me as
Speaker 1: much as I needed to be loved. And I looked
Speaker 1: to the sky and I got rejected recently once. Once,
Speaker 1: I got rejected recently hard on a thing that I
Speaker 1: had so much hope for. I was in love all
Speaker 1: these things, and I got a text that's fermented, fermented,
Speaker 1: cemented and fermented. It started to stink, and I, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna get to eat in a from
Speaker 1: a pickle jar and a little bit. But it ended
Speaker 1: in this text and I seriously felt I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to go cry. I can't wait to listen
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift, I can't wait to call all my friends.
Speaker 1: But the first reaction, I swear to God as I
Speaker 1: looked up like at God or whatever, and I just said,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for protecting me from this person
Speaker 1: and doing what I couldn't do for myself, letting them
Speaker 1: take themselves away from me, because that would have caused
Speaker 1: me a funkload of pain. And I wasn't I wasn't
Speaker 1: ready to end it even though it you know, it's
Speaker 1: not good now. And I just said thank you. And
Speaker 1: I was able to turn that rejection into like God
Speaker 1: made that happen, like the because I'm not strong enough
Speaker 1: yet to reject that kind of thing. That's not good
Speaker 1: enough for me. Someone had to step in and go, no,
Speaker 1: she doesn't, she can't handle that. Take take that away
Speaker 1: from her right now. It's like a parent being like
Speaker 1: he's not allowed to have those sweets. I know you
Speaker 1: want to, but you can't. He's going to choke on that.
Speaker 1: And um, you want that candy, but you were going
Speaker 1: to choke on it, bitch. Also get down, No, do
Speaker 1: not do that. Brandy now or Emily now. Emily does
Speaker 1: get a good digger down. Brandy is not listening anymore.
Speaker 1: We know she dropped. I'm not sure you guys would
Speaker 1: give her this advice. But something that really helped me
Speaker 1: during a really, really, really bad breakup where someone broke
Speaker 1: up with me, uh, is that I just binged comedy.
Speaker 1: I just watched so many comedy specials and it was
Speaker 1: it just took it just it was awesome. Yes, try
Speaker 1: to watch things that like uplift You even watched Ted Lasso. Literally,
Speaker 1: go watch Ted Lasso Emily immediately. And I only say
Speaker 1: that as someone who was going through the worst depression
Speaker 1: last year, and I reluctantly watched it because my friends
Speaker 1: were in it and I had to for work kind
Speaker 1: of because, like you know, professional relationships are on the line.
Speaker 1: If I didn't consume this thing and then I ended up.
Speaker 1: It got me out of my depression, Ted Lasso. Next
Speaker 1: voice memo from from Rachel, Hi, Nikoli, Andrew, and Noah. Um,
Speaker 1: I have two things that will try to be real quick. UM.
Speaker 1: The first one is I really really really hope y'all
Speaker 1: add Houston to your tour because, UM, the last show
Speaker 1: I saw UM was y'all in Houston before everything shut down,
Speaker 1: and I had just the worst experience. UM right before
Speaker 1: the show, I was sobbing and I couldn't even enjoy
Speaker 1: the show because I was just thinking about what it
Speaker 1: just happened before. And so I'm hoping, um, y'all come
Speaker 1: back to Houston. I can make up for that really
Speaker 1: bad experience UM and see yall again and actually get
Speaker 1: to enjoy it this time. And UM, Secondly, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to thank both of y'all for always being so
Speaker 1: open about UM not drinking. I bought that book that
Speaker 1: Nikki has recommended, and it is a game changer. So
Speaker 1: I love that y'all are open and positive about that,
Speaker 1: and um, I'm looking forward to being in the same boat.
Speaker 1: So thanks again, Love the Pods, love y'all. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I love her so much. Can I just really quick
Speaker 1: say I tuned out of what happened that night because
Speaker 1: I got a text and I got distracted. She didn't
Speaker 1: say what it was. She but she wasn't able to go.
Speaker 1: She was able to go, but she couldn't enjoy the
Speaker 1: show because something bad had happened to her before. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, And you know what, Okay, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to be honest, I did too, not because
Speaker 1: I got a text that was supposed to be a
Speaker 1: yes or no and it was like a paragraph and
Speaker 1: then I got swept into it. So I apologized for that.
Speaker 1: But um, that was already such a stressful time with COVID.
Speaker 1: I love your hair, by the way, like that you
Speaker 1: look so eighties right now? Really, what is it? You
Speaker 1: were like kind of gazing at me, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's judging me because I smoked pot. He's like thinking
Speaker 1: I'm off my game today. But really you were like
Speaker 1: I like her hair. Yeah, I think you look like
Speaker 1: like if you're what's the wrestling show? In like a
Speaker 1: hair band right glow, like you could know I'm really
Speaker 1: leaning into eighties like my hair. You look bad as
Speaker 1: I like it, Like I like it's crazy, but I
Speaker 1: just like, thank you headphone hair bad head Um, I
Speaker 1: uh yeah that it was that show? Was that her
Speaker 1: last show? It was like Dallas Houston. We did that
Speaker 1: last week and before things shut down. Um yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was a weird show because everything was like coming
Speaker 1: to an end. It was right before the beginning of
Speaker 1: the end. And uh, I do hope to reschedule in Houston,
Speaker 1: and um, sorry for whatever happened to you. That's that's
Speaker 1: another thing, like you never know what the audience is
Speaker 1: going through and there and like Noah said to Emily,
Speaker 1: like watch comedy to get out of your head. Like
Speaker 1: I do know that people go to comedy shows and
Speaker 1: like get to forget their worries and sometimes I I mean,
Speaker 1: I could have brought up something that triggered something for
Speaker 1: dear uh Lucy what's her name, Rachel, Dear Rachel? Um
Speaker 1: sorry sorry Rachel. Uh I could have you know, I
Speaker 1: don't think it sounds like it wasn't something I said,
Speaker 1: but like, honestly, I've ruined people's nights because of something
Speaker 1: I said that triggered them. And like I talked about
Speaker 1: on Bill Maher, like, if I talk about molestation, someone's
Speaker 1: gonna get triggered. There have been people molested in the audience.
Speaker 1: That person running too the bathroom having a panic attack.
Speaker 1: I will apologize to you at to words, but I
Speaker 1: hope my joke about it that made you suffer will
Speaker 1: um do more good because all the other people that
Speaker 1: were able to hear it because they didn't suffer that trauma.
Speaker 1: But I will have a private talk with you and
Speaker 1: and and give you my apologies for making you feel
Speaker 1: that way and try to explain my reasoning and maybe
Speaker 1: learn that it's not worth it for what I made
Speaker 1: you feel. But um, and how how many shows have
Speaker 1: you been to, by the way, like concerts, shows where
Speaker 1: you got into a fight on the way there and
Speaker 1: then you hate the person you're with the whole time,
Speaker 1: or like something up and you're just like not in
Speaker 1: the mood. There's nothing like worse than when you're in
Speaker 1: a bad mood and you should be the happiest you've
Speaker 1: ever been. It makes you more upset because you're you
Speaker 1: like because you can't be I can't enjoy Dave because
Speaker 1: you fucking you know, I don't know, didn't pick me
Speaker 1: up and for like an hour you were an hour
Speaker 1: late because you're having sex with my best friend man.
Speaker 1: And now I can't enjoy Dave Matthews. I went to
Speaker 1: a Lord concert and she was young, so she was
Speaker 1: like still finding her like stage presence, and it was
Speaker 1: a cool thing to see, but it was she was
Speaker 1: a little it was it's actually a good Joe. I
Speaker 1: don't want to criticize at all. I like, I love Lord.
Speaker 1: It was after her first album and my X and
Speaker 1: I on the way there got ice cream and something
Speaker 1: happened where it was just like I said something, he
Speaker 1: did something, and it just took a really terrible turn
Speaker 1: where we weren't we were having that moment where it
Speaker 1: was a rocky road that's so stupid and funny. Uh.
Speaker 1: It was it was that cold Stone. I tipped them
Speaker 1: so they'd start singing and I didn't have to deal
Speaker 1: with his steely silence. Um. It was at cold Stone, though,
Speaker 1: but I remember something happened in there and I was
Speaker 1: just like so sad. He was so mad, and we
Speaker 1: went to the show and it was like so uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because all I wanted to do was sing and dance,
Speaker 1: and I could tell that he hated everything about me
Speaker 1: and was not gonna want to see me be joyous,
Speaker 1: and so I was trying to respect that of like
Speaker 1: not being annoyed. It was awful. We left early, like it,
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't remember that though before I do shows
Speaker 1: to like try to either upend that or or just
Speaker 1: honor it. And I'm just I, I honestly like never
Speaker 1: thought about sobriety or like like not because I didn't
Speaker 1: go to a AI, like I didn't like do like
Speaker 1: certain things, like I had rock bottoms but not like
Speaker 1: a rock bottom rock. So I never really think about
Speaker 1: like being any kind of role model in regards to
Speaker 1: not drinking. But like if we could show that we're
Speaker 1: cool and fun and chill and can go out and
Speaker 1: like show other people that, like you can be your
Speaker 1: best fucking self and being a goddamn rock star without drinking,
Speaker 1: like that means so much to me, and it really does,
Speaker 1: and like her acknowledging that, and I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just like you know, I forget that people that that
Speaker 1: to me was such an early thing that I had
Speaker 1: to dispel for people of like, how do you have fun?
Speaker 1: And now it's been tending almost ten years of not
Speaker 1: drinking alcohol, and it's like that's so not even it's
Speaker 1: just laughable that that's the only way you could have
Speaker 1: fun now. Um, I always say to people, like, the
Speaker 1: fun you thought you were having, you suddenly are in
Speaker 1: the Go to the same things, do the same stuff,
Speaker 1: don't drink, and then see if it's fun. If it's fun,
Speaker 1: you'll stay, and if it's not fun, you'll just leave
Speaker 1: and guess what, they won't even know that you love
Speaker 1: because they're drunk. So what stopping drinking does is make
Speaker 1: you go towards the things that are genuinely fun and
Speaker 1: not say the things that are fake fun yes, and
Speaker 1: they yeah, not things that you don't want to be
Speaker 1: at that you then try to make fun through drinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just go, Actually, I don't want to go to
Speaker 1: that thing. That's only I can only do if I'm drunk.
Speaker 1: And it's scary. Listen, if you're out there and you're
Speaker 1: like not wanting to hear this, you're not ready enjoy
Speaker 1: it and fucking enjoy drinking because it is wonderful, it's
Speaker 1: good times. But if you're ready to maybe consider stepping
Speaker 1: away from it like um. Like our listeners shared, Rachel,
Speaker 1: you can um. I love that she had so many
Speaker 1: good things that I thought she was a separate caller
Speaker 1: the UM. You can pick up that book, Alan Gar
Speaker 1: Easy Way. There's tons of them for alcohol and UM
Speaker 1: there's one like to Moderate Easy Way to Moderate Drinking.
Speaker 1: I would just say, go all in on the one
Speaker 1: that's to stop drinking, and if you're ready the book,
Speaker 1: take your time with the book. You will start to
Speaker 1: feel the book working and it gets scary, and maybe
Speaker 1: you'll put it down because you're not ready to stop drinking.
Speaker 1: That's what I had to do with the Stop Smoking book.
Speaker 1: I was not ready to stop smoking, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I feel it working. I don't like this. I'm not
Speaker 1: ready to like, so I put it away. But then
Speaker 1: I had a bad experience with cigarettes, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, pick it up, read it quick. So just
Speaker 1: buy the book to have on yourself, to just sit
Speaker 1: there for when you're having a moment where you're like
Speaker 1: I really want to be fucking done with this, and
Speaker 1: then just read the funk out of it and you
Speaker 1: can drink while you read it. By the way, so
Speaker 1: you don't have to quit before you read again. That's
Speaker 1: amber any of the chapter. No, yeah, you'll you'll know
Speaker 1: to go back. He walks it through. He repeats himself
Speaker 1: so much because he knows he's dealing with uh, you know.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I think we're not perfect. I
Speaker 1: smoke weeds still, so I still. I hadn't eating disorder
Speaker 1: for most of those ten years. So, like other things
Speaker 1: get amplified. It's not a fix all, but it definitely
Speaker 1: was a huge changing effector in my life before and
Speaker 1: after drinking Brian. Brian has something he wants to get
Speaker 1: ahead of. Interesting observation. Hey, guys, I'll get this under
Speaker 1: a minute. That's good advice. On the show today, I
Speaker 1: just want to comment on Nikki and David's fade, because Nikki,
Speaker 1: I think that's your guy. I think you guys should
Speaker 1: go really well together. You know, I've been a fan
Speaker 1: of his for a little while now, of I think
Speaker 1: I like it. On five eight hundred fifty pounds, I
Speaker 1: think I've appreciated seeing, you know what, like a wiry man,
Speaker 1: you know, a Hollywood just crush it for deathcas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like all of the women. It's easy it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: But and you know he's got that sensitive side too,
Speaker 1: He's kind of got that, he's got that feminine energy
Speaker 1: thing going. Let's always talked about. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think that's Uh. I just wanted to call it out
Speaker 1: the money because I think you guys have some kid
Speaker 1: have some real compatibility there and uh yeah, and an
Speaker 1: opportunity for kind of that you know, mutual admiration, mutual respect,
Speaker 1: which you know, I'm sure it's probably hard for we
Speaker 1: look alike certainly, so I think I want to call
Speaker 1: it now. All right, Thanks Brian. I love this. Uh.
Speaker 1: People have said this in comments when I've posted hanging
Speaker 1: out with him, David Spade is truly one of my UM.
Speaker 1: Being friends with him is one of my greatest accomplishments
Speaker 1: in life. It feels like just a dream come true.
Speaker 1: He is someone that I even was talking about yesterday
Speaker 1: and I said something like, if if you know my
Speaker 1: my potential husband has a is jealous of my relationship
Speaker 1: with Spade or uh in any way makes it so
Speaker 1: I can hang out with him less, I will not
Speaker 1: entertain that relationship. So it sounds like dating David Spade
Speaker 1: would make sense. Then, um, but I will say that
Speaker 1: that is not our relationship. Uh it he when I
Speaker 1: met him, he had a girlfriend. He is now single,
Speaker 1: but it just still hasn't taken that gone to that level.
Speaker 1: And um, and I think I think that's even though
Speaker 1: I freaking love him and he is sexy and like
Speaker 1: I see him where there's a reason why David Spide
Speaker 1: gets women. It's because he's charming as fuck, he's confident,
Speaker 1: and he's hot. Uh, he just says. Even my mom
Speaker 1: when we went out to dinner and Ellen, she's like,
Speaker 1: he looks twenty seven. He looks I mean, he's the same.
Speaker 1: She was like, hey, Nicky, you got to go out.
Speaker 1: She was like so sold. Um, but uh, that's like
Speaker 1: I don't I also like him because he's five seven pounds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, Oh yeah, she just wants to
Speaker 1: match up. Yeah it's um, yeah, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it will never happen, because I also I don't
Speaker 1: put anything off the table. But for now, it's, uh,
Speaker 1: it's like we're both we both don't want each other.
Speaker 1: And I could see something like that for you though.
Speaker 1: I mean, whether it's him or not, I could see,
Speaker 1: you know, the age gap does like it is pretty
Speaker 1: I mean, granted, I'm dating year old. I don't really
Speaker 1: don't know how old he is. I think I looked
Speaker 1: it up once and I've forgotten it. Um But the
Speaker 1: thing is I I want to be with someone who
Speaker 1: is has certain things that they're like. I have certain
Speaker 1: requirements that he doesn't meet, not because he's not good enough.
Speaker 1: He could meet them, but I have a lot that
Speaker 1: he that I don't. I wouldn't meet his knowing what
Speaker 1: he's attracted to too, So I would say that for
Speaker 1: us to be together, we'd have to change a little bit,
Speaker 1: but that would be probably good changes. And who knows.
Speaker 1: But the age thing doesn't bother me. Wait, what how
Speaker 1: old does he know him? I think he's probably sixty. Man,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say fifty two. I'm way off. If
Speaker 1: he's seriously feeling you've been he has the like the energy,
Speaker 1: he does eat dinner at five o'clock. But that's but
Speaker 1: that's only characteristic of him that would lead you to
Speaker 1: think he's older. He's roccoli. But um no. But my
Speaker 1: my thing with you is that you don't want kids,
Speaker 1: So that actually opens up the window I think for
Speaker 1: you to you could date a hundred and forty year old.
Speaker 1: It doesn't They don't have to still be alive to
Speaker 1: throw a football when they're seventeen, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you're not having kids, I think opens and it
Speaker 1: opens of them dying and I having like another love
Speaker 1: of my life, which is their money. Like you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. I know that sounds I'm saying that,
Speaker 1: like you think that's a joke, but I'm not. Like
Speaker 1: I kind of like the idea of an older man,
Speaker 1: like getting great years with them split either splitting up
Speaker 1: when it's time to do it or because I don't Also,
Speaker 1: I don't think relationships should be forever, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know that I want that. I want to even if
Speaker 1: something I do want it to be forever, I entertain
Speaker 1: the fact that it might not be and that's going
Speaker 1: to be okay, and that might be totally the best
Speaker 1: thing for us. Well, there's something to be said about
Speaker 1: dating someone else who kind of also has like a
Speaker 1: temporary relationship kind of mindset where maybe forever is a
Speaker 1: little much Yes, yeah, um, And I am like really,
Speaker 1: I mean I love listening to Dave talk about girls
Speaker 1: because he's just like he's good with women. I like hearing,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm kind of turned on by those stories,
Speaker 1: not like with my friend Dave, but like I could
Speaker 1: even like I could see myself being like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like that's hot, Like he gets hot chicks. I feel
Speaker 1: like one of the hot chicks. So um, No, I
Speaker 1: love I we I love David Spade, and I love
Speaker 1: that that person thinks that we should be together. It's
Speaker 1: very flattering. No uh next next caller, Okay, a very
Speaker 1: sweet message from Paisley. This has anonymous. Hi. My name's Paisley.
Speaker 1: I m Wisconsin and I listened to the podcast every
Speaker 1: single day on my way to my slavery job in
Speaker 1: corporate America. And I say to say that every time
Speaker 1: Andrew wheezes when he laughs, a little bit of my
Speaker 1: soul comes back to me. And it's just the best
Speaker 1: thing that I've ever heard of my life. So thank
Speaker 1: you Andrew for a weezing when you laugh, and thanks
Speaker 1: Niki for making the rest of us laugh for real reason.
Speaker 1: It's not just a weeze laugh. So, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know I loved that I let out, you know,
Speaker 1: the insecure ego really was. I was feeling a little
Speaker 1: sad that I didn't get a shout out, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, actually I make the wheezes happen sometimes,
Speaker 1: even though you a lot of times you are wheezing
Speaker 1: at your own things that we're laughing at. But I'm
Speaker 1: just having terrible breathing. I'm getting older. Oh my god, No,
Speaker 1: people love your wheezy laugh. How long have you been
Speaker 1: getting told about that laugh and like made fun of
Speaker 1: it or like, you know, commented on a long time?
Speaker 1: A long time I used to. I think I used
Speaker 1: to laugh a little bit louder when I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I just the older you get is just
Speaker 1: like it takes a lot to laugh loud. So I
Speaker 1: think the weeeze is a way to get to a
Speaker 1: laugh without killing yourself. Yes, that makes sense, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think sneezes and laughs are really Uh. You could
Speaker 1: study them and learn a lot about that person because
Speaker 1: they were built of either feeling comfortable with themselves being
Speaker 1: loud or maybe needing a loud sneeze to get attention
Speaker 1: because they didn't get a There's a lot of like
Speaker 1: psychoanalysis that you can because it's the thing you choose.
Speaker 1: Deaf people don't make a noise when they sneeze. So
Speaker 1: it's honestly a thing that you're doing that you don't
Speaker 1: need to do, and it's doing it's doing something socially
Speaker 1: for you that we you know, we don't know, but
Speaker 1: there's well, there's definitely something to like laughing loud. The
Speaker 1: same person that laughs like obnoxiously loud will probably listen
Speaker 1: to their music on their phone without headphone, like they're
Speaker 1: not really Oh my god. There's this one Reddit clip
Speaker 1: that is probably the most amazing video. It's it's famous
Speaker 1: and it's um because they were sharing things on contagious laughter.
Speaker 1: Like the subreddit. What is a video that makes you
Speaker 1: laugh every time you put it on? It is an
Speaker 1: you find it It is called um uh got old
Speaker 1: man can't stop laughing? I think it will come up
Speaker 1: and it's it's at some comedy show. There's a it's
Speaker 1: like a Branson sque comedy show where they invite three
Speaker 1: members of the audience and this really funny guy who
Speaker 1: has a line for everything doing crowd work with these
Speaker 1: three old men, and the one of the men starts
Speaker 1: laughing at his banter with one of the other guys
Speaker 1: sitting next to him, and the guy in the middle
Speaker 1: is laughing so hard. It's three guys on the stage
Speaker 1: and it's like a farm setting, and the guy in
Speaker 1: the middle starts laughing so hard and he's not miked,
Speaker 1: but everyone on stage is like, holy sh it, this
Speaker 1: laugh is so crazy. And then the guy keeps saying
Speaker 1: material with the guy next to him. The laugh doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: He just gets a microphone and puts the mic in
Speaker 1: front of this guy. The crowd and everyone on stage
Speaker 1: laughs for ten minutes straight with nothing happening except this
Speaker 1: guy's laugh, and it makes them laugh for so long
Speaker 1: they can't stop now or were you able to find it? Yes?
Speaker 1: So I would go to about like a third of
Speaker 1: the way in and we'll get a sample of can
Speaker 1: you tell people what to search for so they can
Speaker 1: look at the because I want people to watch the
Speaker 1: whole video, but we're not going to show it now.
Speaker 1: Uh funny old man laughing on YouTube. Okay, so here
Speaker 1: we go. This is the point where the show maybe over.
Speaker 1: So they're already laughing so much at his laugh. But listen,
Speaker 1: you guys, this video. How long is this video? Noah,
Speaker 1: it's nine minutes. Yeah, at three here at three minutes,
Speaker 1: they do there's six more minutes of hysterical after that.
Speaker 1: That just and he doesn't want attention. He's just like
Speaker 1: a sweet old man in a yellow shirt. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: sometimes I think these laughs that are that thank you know.
Speaker 1: Uh So, sometimes I think these people are they're just
Speaker 1: that laugh but a pigsty or something, but it's so cute.
Speaker 1: I think there was this girl on at our at
Speaker 1: an open mic and she would laugh like ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha and it and it wasn't about everyone hated
Speaker 1: the like have you ever hated someone's like we all
Speaker 1: hated because one it felt like she wanted the attention
Speaker 1: at the open mic, you know what I mean. Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll try to definitely and uh yeah, and it would
Speaker 1: actually drown out. Other people wouldn't laugh because her laugh
Speaker 1: was so horrible. Yes, because well also you're in a
Speaker 1: room full of comics that are all like pessimists think
Speaker 1: that sometimes people like sometimes I used to do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I laugh in a way to give support to
Speaker 1: the comic on stage because I know that they need
Speaker 1: it as a comedian. So sometimes they'll project a laugh
Speaker 1: in a way or um. But a laugh can take
Speaker 1: you off your game a little bit. If it's like
Speaker 1: that before, where it's just a woman that has a
Speaker 1: bad laugh and she's not trying to get attention. She's
Speaker 1: like that guy in the yellow shirt where it's like
Speaker 1: she can't help it and calling and you don't want
Speaker 1: to kick her out, but it's so distracted, way possible. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's most heckles are like nice, but yes, one that
Speaker 1: she can't even help to. That's what everyone asked to
Speaker 1: like whenever they meet, Like you're a comedian, how do
Speaker 1: you deal with the hecklers? And it's like easily? Like
Speaker 1: it's not. First of all, you just talk so much
Speaker 1: that they never get a chance to say anything. But
Speaker 1: when they do, throw you. But most heckles aren't like
Speaker 1: you said, they're usually like they don't even know their head.
Speaker 1: But it's it does I struggle with it. I struggle
Speaker 1: with hecklers. I don't like it. I don't want because
Speaker 1: I will ultimately just say the true thing, which isn't
Speaker 1: very sometimes. Now I'm finding it. I can handle it now.
Speaker 1: But there was probably you know, fifteen years that I
Speaker 1: was never wanted any audience direction because I just didn't
Speaker 1: trust myself to be funny. But now, um, now I'm
Speaker 1: just honest and but sometimes I could just create a
Speaker 1: dip that you're just like, oh yeah, like that the
Speaker 1: rhythm off the private gig I did on Saturday, I
Speaker 1: went through a whole hour show and only had one
Speaker 1: awkward moment in a room of fifty people going up cold.
Speaker 1: That is, Chris Rock might have the same like thing,
Speaker 1: not having one awkward moment. I was like, oh, I'm elite,
Speaker 1: like I I just because but even that awkward moment
Speaker 1: was still really uncomfortable and I dig myself out of
Speaker 1: it and I hated it. But those never stopped. You're
Speaker 1: telling me about that gig and how you handle I'm
Speaker 1: just like so impressed. I mean I wasn't even there,
Speaker 1: and I could just tell that you took over that
Speaker 1: room where and I just know those kind of people
Speaker 1: just because I'm from Palm Beach like Florida, like, and
Speaker 1: you just went in there and I don't know, it
Speaker 1: takes a different level of Like I put on that chair,
Speaker 1: I had talking with myself and I was like, you
Speaker 1: are a superstar. They are so excited to have you here.
Speaker 1: You have been doing this forever. You are truly the
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift of comedy in terms of like how long
Speaker 1: you've been at it, what you've accomplished within your field,
Speaker 1: walk in there like Taylor Swift and I did. I
Speaker 1: think like what happened? Felt that energy is when people
Speaker 1: are around people with a lot of money and a
Speaker 1: lot of wealth, they instantly will go, I don't have
Speaker 1: that much money, I drive a shoot of your car whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm not worthy of their attention and you so are.
Speaker 1: And I do have as much of both is um
Speaker 1: or I'm on my way to it. But not even
Speaker 1: some people like but pedestal. I never did that. That
Speaker 1: would have not that's you think you're putting off. But
Speaker 1: I don't think around rich people. Yes, even when I
Speaker 1: was broke, I was just like, you think you're cool.
Speaker 1: This is all I just want to say. Last night
Speaker 1: I went to a dinner amazing restaurant in town in St.
Speaker 1: Louis and so delicious, the greatest ambiance, Louis good. I
Speaker 1: signed one of the plates because they have famous people
Speaker 1: signed their plates, and I wrote, um, John Hamm and
Speaker 1: I had the most romantic dinner here. Thanks date here,
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for helping a celebrator anniversary or something
Speaker 1: that I wrote Nick and uh but which I was
Speaker 1: really proud of all because I know he's gonna see
Speaker 1: it because it's the coolest place to eat. St. Lucie's
Speaker 1: from here, so um uh. But I hate the members
Speaker 1: that the waiter has to come up and tell us
Speaker 1: every ingredient that's in the specials and do this whole
Speaker 1: thing that they memorize and they're kind of rattling it off.
Speaker 1: I hate that when they deliver it, they have to
Speaker 1: tell you what everything is, even though you know what
Speaker 1: it is, and they have all these like presentations. And
Speaker 1: last night I was complaining about I go, I love
Speaker 1: this place, let's let's get rid of that stuff, and
Speaker 1: they go, but it's like, that's like the that's that's
Speaker 1: what some people come here and expect they want that,
Speaker 1: And I go, it's elitist and it's stupid and it's
Speaker 1: a waste of everyone's time. It's a waste of that
Speaker 1: girl's energy to memorize that on the way to work
Speaker 1: instead of listening to a bunch of songs she might
Speaker 1: want to play to get her amped for work to
Speaker 1: be in a good mood. It's a waste of her
Speaker 1: time to go, oh, the ragular the sauce with the
Speaker 1: Rigatoni and the baron atse and like like it's making
Speaker 1: her life worse. She's maybe she likes it, but I'm
Speaker 1: guessing not. She did a great job of it. Shout
Speaker 1: out to her um the chef delivering the things and
Speaker 1: telling us what each of it is. It's like we're
Speaker 1: It interrupts the conversation that we were having. And sometimes
Speaker 1: you need that because it's awkward. You need some kind
Speaker 1: of thing. It feels like it's about the waiter showing off.
Speaker 1: It's this all this presentation of and slip like the
Speaker 1: Turndown service. It's all rich people just being rich, and
Speaker 1: it's pointless and it doesn't add that much more to
Speaker 1: your life. It just makes people work for you. So
Speaker 1: you can sit there and go, I'm rich and it
Speaker 1: serves no purpose. Write it on a menu, right, the
Speaker 1: specials on a menu. You literally a white board. She
Speaker 1: can come up to the table and go, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave us here. Do you want me to tell you
Speaker 1: about it? Number number? But Louis by the way in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: that is the restaurant in town for Shirt Delicious, and
Speaker 1: everyone there was so nice and they're just doing people
Speaker 1: want Yeah, you should uh, next listener mail, go piss.
Speaker 1: Sorry noh, okay, okay, ANSWER's gonna go pee. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take this one real quick. I'll catch him up.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Okay. This one's from Courtney. Hey guys, I
Speaker 1: was just listening to the Newest podcast and thought I
Speaker 1: had to tell you this story. In middle school, there
Speaker 1: was this boy in science who was supposed to read
Speaker 1: the word organism and fully said orgasm for about like
Speaker 1: reading maybe three pages of the texts. Everyone. That's what
Speaker 1: everyone talked about that whole day, about how he was
Speaker 1: for him and how the teacher had to stop and say, um,
Speaker 1: it's organism, and then everyone realizing that he was saying orgasm.
Speaker 1: Your teacher year dropped the ball. Oh my god about that.
Speaker 1: Oh how crazy? That's cute, like he I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess because he had like reading problems, So I mean,
Speaker 1: that's literally how the intro of THEO whoa oh. And
Speaker 1: it's funny that you remember it. I wonder how you
Speaker 1: ended up hearing his essay. Maybe we're friends with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really cool that he turned that into a good thing,
Speaker 1: because how embarrassing. And I remember people mixing that those
Speaker 1: words up and not really knowing what an orgasm was
Speaker 1: that young. I forget how young you said you were
Speaker 1: at the time, but like you sometimes think I've just
Speaker 1: said the most disgusting, bad thing, Like you don't understand
Speaker 1: that orgasm is like how you were made and it's
Speaker 1: like kind of scientific, so it's not that just and
Speaker 1: your teacher's reaction Like That's sometimes why I want to
Speaker 1: be a teacher, so I can be like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: he said orgasmgasm instead of organism. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: do that all the time. I that is that is
Speaker 1: Actually if I heard, like really famous cool people always
Speaker 1: get that mixed up. So I'd turn it and make
Speaker 1: it cool for him and tried it. That's what teachers
Speaker 1: need to do, is like mitigate that stuff. Yeah, peeing
Speaker 1: in your pants is cool? Yes, yes, all right, um
Speaker 1: so organism orgasm was the mix up, and he turned
Speaker 1: it into a college essay this girl told us about. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to stew What ste got to say? Hi, besties,
Speaker 1: I have a pretty good mispronunciation. I was in my
Speaker 1: younger years working as an associated Blockbuster video here in Canada.
Speaker 1: I was approached by a customer while I was working
Speaker 1: in the aisles. He asked me if the movie Chais
Speaker 1: had been returned. I looked blankly. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not familiar with Chais. What do you think he was
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know. My brain initially went to
Speaker 1: like cellois, I don't even know if that's the word,
Speaker 1: And then I'm trying to think of like what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just let's keep listening. Maybe maybe we'll get another
Speaker 1: clue before he reveals it, and you, why don't you
Speaker 1: show me the box and we'll see if we can
Speaker 1: figure out this one walks over its location in the store,
Speaker 1: and the movie is in fact titled Chaos. I was
Speaker 1: able to contain a poker face until the gentleman left
Speaker 1: the store with my coworkers and to this chick, that
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite mispronunciations of my life. You
Speaker 1: would think you would mispronounce it chaos, but but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was thinking different. But like, of course, you think
Speaker 1: of a c H word c H A, you're gonna chaos.
Speaker 1: That's a chaotic word. Yeah, it's a hard one to spell.
Speaker 1: I could see you chaotic, Yeah, chaotic. That's funny though,
Speaker 1: and him trying to like I was thinking maybe it
Speaker 1: had like if it was saw too or something, you
Speaker 1: would think it was like sawy because it was s
Speaker 1: a w I I and he would be like, do
Speaker 1: you guys have saw we and they're like what you
Speaker 1: feel like? Though, yes, it would be him not telling
Speaker 1: him it's chaos. I feel like it's a disservice to
Speaker 1: the guy. But and it was awkward with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just be honest. That's so funny. All right, more muss pronunciations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yess yes, Hey, guys, just here. Such a big fan
Speaker 1: of the podcast. I've been listening to the first episode.
Speaker 1: I've got a mispronunciation for you. And this word is
Speaker 1: something that my teacher said. This is back in fourth grade.
Speaker 1: We were reading stories for Halloween and she said the
Speaker 1: word macabrey. I won't give you the real word in
Speaker 1: case you want to guess what I'm saying. What she
Speaker 1: said mcabrey, and I knew it was the wrong word
Speaker 1: at the time, but I didn't want to correct her
Speaker 1: because I thought I would embarrass her. And we love
Speaker 1: you knew what pronounced the word maccabb that way. Today
Speaker 1: we always see I can't say it. I love you, guys.
Speaker 1: This is the saddest part is like some of these
Speaker 1: I hear them and I go, what's maccab Like I
Speaker 1: don't even know what that maccab is. When it's something
Speaker 1: is very dark and dark and like HALLOWEENI pretty much
Speaker 1: HALLOWEENI mccabrey actually were It's like abracadabra maccabre. It's kind
Speaker 1: of a fun it does. I like it like it's
Speaker 1: a macabre yeah, or it's like a bird a parrot
Speaker 1: um that's a French parrot, a macaw. Yeah yeah, maccabre. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like these mispronouncius like mincements. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's fine, I think you Yeah. You know what's one
Speaker 1: word that until is a word that I always think of?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? It was Mexico City. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I just remember my history teacher from a high school.
Speaker 1: I was going, oh, the one that gets me. I
Speaker 1: still can't say it. Oh a X it's ox like
Speaker 1: it's a it's a, it's a it's a Spanish, it's
Speaker 1: a Mexican town. I think, oh, California, right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean like it's definitely has like offshoots, like the it
Speaker 1: gets reference all the time. I think it's like in
Speaker 1: food do you know what I'm talking about? No, No,
Speaker 1: it has no, it doesn't sound like it's written at all.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me just like type it in real
Speaker 1: quick because people just yeah oxaca oh a x o
Speaker 1: a x A c A and it's what walk wall
Speaker 1: hawka wall hawka wall hawka. That word really throws me
Speaker 1: all the time. I can't ever remember the pronunciation. And
Speaker 1: I apologize to any Spanish speaking people out there for
Speaker 1: my butchering of your language. Um oh, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: think like the mispronounceation, like we we what if you know,
Speaker 1: whoever made the word wanted it to sound differently and
Speaker 1: then someone else like ran with it, you know, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like mispronuncia. I'm just saying then. And that girl has
Speaker 1: a joke with her sister though, because there was this
Speaker 1: girl in a high school play that me and my
Speaker 1: sister saw and she was the line was and my
Speaker 1: moron sister, but for some reason, her mind was thinking
Speaker 1: about the next line she was and my moron sister
Speaker 1: ste we were like saying sisty, and so the sister
Speaker 1: was so funny and so I always call her hey
Speaker 1: moron and it's short for more on cisty because we
Speaker 1: just thought that was it was like our inside jokes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and it's just so ironic. Someone a moron
Speaker 1: and then say more on cisty and to literally be
Speaker 1: a moron right after saying more. Yes, I did that
Speaker 1: with Recovict. I told my older brother I was a cuse,
Speaker 1: you know, you know to she's from Recovict, you know,
Speaker 1: to polish. She didn't seem that smart and Reco is
Speaker 1: obviously an um. All right, Uh, let's finish up one
Speaker 1: more Christians my kids. Oh boy, I don't say handsome
Speaker 1: thumbs christant Christians, Jesus christ anthemums if I just I
Speaker 1: don't like it either. Look at this. Look at this
Speaker 1: guy's name, Artina. It's a girl, Artina Arta Archie n
Speaker 1: e h okay good. I want to just try to
Speaker 1: get let's artin at Artin. I think it's artin. I
Speaker 1: think we don't prounce. That's I'm going with Artin. Hi, Nikki,
Speaker 1: Hi Andrew. My name is Artina. I live in last
Speaker 1: ang years. I'm a huge fan. Thanks Nicky, you were
Speaker 1: always my favorite roaster on the Comedy Central Roasts. Thank
Speaker 1: you ever so good. And I just wanted you guys
Speaker 1: for the podcast. And for always being so open and
Speaker 1: honest about your lives and your experiences. UM. It really
Speaker 1: helps them to relate to you, guys and makes it
Speaker 1: really fun to listen to you. UM. So thank you.
Speaker 1: And this is the only podcast I've ever listened to
Speaker 1: more than one episode of So thank you, Thank you, UM,
Speaker 1: and Andrew, I think it's so adorable that you were
Speaker 1: crying listening to the voice messages. I think it really
Speaker 1: shows that you care about the impact that you have
Speaker 1: on your listeners, UM, which is so cool. So thank
Speaker 1: you for sharing that too. UM, and I just wanted
Speaker 1: to share real quick that, UM, my sister and her
Speaker 1: husband door at my house yesterday and my brother in
Speaker 1: law was reading a headline to us out loud from ESPN,
Speaker 1: and he was reading that Kobe Bryant was inducted into
Speaker 1: the Basketball Hall of Fame post humously, and my sister
Speaker 1: and I had to break it to him that he
Speaker 1: was actually inducted posthumously. I'm really dumb, I would letting
Speaker 1: me share, and I love you guys. I literally thought
Speaker 1: she was going to tell us that was what he read,
Speaker 1: like that was the correct thing. But what he did say,
Speaker 1: but because I thought it's posthumously, Like I thought it
Speaker 1: could be both honestly, but someone said that you didn't
Speaker 1: say right, and I wouldn't never posthumously. It's posthumously and
Speaker 1: that is stupid. And I agree with you on like
Speaker 1: it should be the way. And um, it's so funny
Speaker 1: that she just gave one that we would have done
Speaker 1: and she just saved us. Are ton I you really did.
Speaker 1: And your voice. I literally want you to make a
Speaker 1: SMR videos because it's just like so gentle and it
Speaker 1: was filled with such like kindness and there was a
Speaker 1: Christmas to it that was like so comforting to me.
Speaker 1: And I closed my eyes while she was talking, and
Speaker 1: I I kind of got lost in it. And if
Speaker 1: you name your daughter like Art today, like it might
Speaker 1: be not gonna be a bit, She's gonna be a
Speaker 1: nice I feel like your name is so far it
Speaker 1: is important. Um, I'm gonna be Art today for the
Speaker 1: rest of the episode and just like speak with this
Speaker 1: like God are today. If you have children, they're so lucky.
Speaker 1: And if you have like anyone who is a loved
Speaker 1: one in your life is so lucky because you are
Speaker 1: so you just sound so loving until she yells and
Speaker 1: then it's like man, R Today, Are Today does not
Speaker 1: yell in my world? Oh my god, she'll yell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean are today you are a a grammar not
Speaker 1: thy now. Uh yeah you. I'm glad you made him
Speaker 1: feel stupid, but you would have made me feel stupid too,
Speaker 1: but I should R Today is smart and she tells
Speaker 1: it good. That does? Uh? Well, please let's be friends.
Speaker 1: I heard do live in l A and I'm open
Speaker 1: to that. Final thought, Um, we got to wrap this up. Uh,
Speaker 1: this was really fun. I could do this all day long.
Speaker 1: I didn't even finished. There's so many more, so we'll
Speaker 1: have to do this great. We will definitely do this again.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed it. Thank you for sending
Speaker 1: in those voice memos and thinking of us in these
Speaker 1: funny moments of your life and reminding me of so
Speaker 1: many great moments on the show. Um, and I love you,
Speaker 1: I really do. Thanks for listening. We're gonna do this forever.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna do this for This is what
Speaker 1: I want to do forever. So UM, I hope you're
Speaker 1: in it for the long run to I mean until
Speaker 1: we go to each other's funerals. Yeah, I mean, it
Speaker 1: could all end tomorrow. We don't know building you know,
Speaker 1: apartment buildings collapse. That's my new fear. My. I was
Speaker 1: with this couple last night speaking of that, and the
Speaker 1: one wanted a shoulder surgery and there and the doctor's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, ten to fifteen years. Uh, it might be better,
Speaker 1: but surgery might be better. So maybe you want to
Speaker 1: wait because you're still you know, only forty. And the
Speaker 1: wife goes, yeah, but you don't know if you'll have tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And it was such a dark thing for a wife
Speaker 1: to say to Yes, he doesn't know if you'll have tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And by the way, we need to up your insurance
Speaker 1: policy now that we're talking about my shoulder surgery. Speaking
Speaker 1: of insurance, Um, how much am I getting when I
Speaker 1: murder you? Uh, we don't have tomorrow, but I hope
Speaker 1: you do. Thank you for listening, besties, Thank you, no I,
Speaker 1: thank you Andrew and um. Thank you to all the
Speaker 1: people we heard from today, especially we'll see you tomorrow
Speaker 1: or monday or all right, we'll see you the next
Speaker 1: time on the show. You know when it is. Uh,
Speaker 1: don't be cool. And U