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Speaker 1: Roommate hates that I'm beautiful. I work for these looks,

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Speaker 1: and your ugly ass should too.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's a big accusation. You know, Beauty takes time,

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Speaker 2: it takes sleep, it takes botox, it takes ass implants.

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Speaker 1: You literally could just change your face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually planning on getting jaw implants. I gave

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Speaker 2: them the picture of handsome squid word, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 2: do this.

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Speaker 1: Please, plastic surgery yourself into handsome squidwards.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's like the ideal for me.

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Speaker 1: We'd be the number one podcast of all time. We

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Speaker 1: both get like the handsome squid word, except you also

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Speaker 1: have to like shave your head and like dye your

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Speaker 1: skin tone to be like like mint green blue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So six months ago, I twenty three male, moved

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Speaker 1: in with Alex, twenty four male, a friend of mine

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Speaker 1: that I had met last year at college. I'm well

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Speaker 1: groomed and considered good looking, so I get attention from

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Speaker 1: women when we go out.

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, all right, hopey, just talking yourself up. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm good looking. My women come off. They throw themselves

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Speaker 4: at me. I can't get them out of my face.

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Speaker 4: They're all over me when.

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Speaker 3: I go on the road, they're just throwing themselves at by.

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Speaker 3: I gotta use those windshield.

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Speaker 1: Wipers looking like love bugs on my windshield. Hey, if

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Speaker 1: you're from Florida, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: There's a lovebug season and your your windshield gets coded

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Speaker 1: in love bugs. Now this is normally met by comments

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Speaker 1: from Alex about how lucky I am to look the

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Speaker 1: way I do. But it isn't luck. See. I used

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Speaker 1: to be skinny, pimply like him before I transformed my

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Speaker 1: appearance my first year of college.

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Speaker 2: I used to be skinny, pimply, ugly, sad like my

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Speaker 2: roommate before I transformed into the beautiful butterfly I am today.

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Speaker 1: Dude, pretty pretty, Uh, A little od there. I started

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Speaker 1: lifting five to six times a week, eating healthy, drinking water,

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Speaker 1: learning fashion, figuring out what to do with my hair

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Speaker 1: and beard style, what looks good on me, and even

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Speaker 1: figuring out a skincare routine. Dude, this guy is I mean,

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Speaker 1: he's put into the work.

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Speaker 3: He's put in the hours.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm proud of my appearance because of how much

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Speaker 1: effort I put in and I don't appreciate it. When

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Speaker 1: someone comments about how lucky I am so far, you're

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Speaker 1: giving some a whole vibes. That's out now. My roommate

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Speaker 1: Alex has potential, tall, good facial structure, good career, but

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Speaker 1: he puts in no effort. He eats unhealthy, mainly soda,

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Speaker 1: processed foods and door.

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Speaker 2: Dash, Oh, door dash disgusting. You want to delivered, you

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Speaker 2: gotta work for that. You got wrong for that feed.

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Speaker 2: You gotta walk, you gotta cook. You gotta put it

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Speaker 2: in the work and put it in the hours. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't just come naturally.

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Speaker 1: His style is hoodies, T shirts and jeans slash sweatpants.

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Speaker 3: Yo, what's wrong with sweatpants?

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Speaker 1: Sweatpants are comfortable exactly like, honestly, we're looking great out

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Speaker 1: here in our Swolver all.

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Speaker 2: Slow overall, the most comfy overall. Look at this, Look

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Speaker 2: at this, Look at this, oh im brit.

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Speaker 1: He this guy could instantly upgrade.

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Speaker 2: I just get swoveralls. That's done, fashion and comfort all

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Speaker 2: in one.

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Speaker 1: So go to swoveveralls dot com and use codo kop

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Speaker 1: for fifteen percent off a checkout. And Opo is on

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Speaker 1: to say he doesn't take care of his skincare, even

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Speaker 1: doesn't work out, has dry hair from using three and

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Speaker 1: one shampoo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I used three in one shampoo that I finally

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Speaker 2: stopped doing.

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Speaker 1: He leaves a sedentary lifestyle from spending a lot of

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Speaker 1: time gaming. He's also a bit abrasive when I try

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Speaker 1: to be friendly. You're not sounded so friendly to me.

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Speaker 2: But I like, I'm so beautiful, I'm so talented, I'm

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Speaker 2: so strong, and you.

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Speaker 3: Want none of those things. You're ordering door dashes. I'm

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Speaker 3: just putting really.

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Speaker 1: And I try to help him out without sounding judgmental.

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Speaker 1: I'll invite him to cook, go shopping, or go to

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Speaker 1: the gym with me productive self improving activities, but he

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Speaker 1: always rejects it. Last week, I invited him out to

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Speaker 1: get some drinks with our neighbors and their friends, and

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Speaker 1: a few new people were complimenting my fashion and we

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Speaker 1: were talking about our favorite stores.

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Speaker 3: Is this guy getting complimented?

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Speaker 1: I think it might be whatever that effect is, like

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Speaker 1: when you see like rose colored glasses, like that's what

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Speaker 1: he's seeing. You know, someone's like, oh how's the weather today, Like,

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Speaker 1: oh thanks, I just got it from Gucci, or.

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Speaker 2: He's just wearing like a freaking full sombrero to the

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Speaker 2: bar and people are like, oh, like that is very

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Speaker 2: outside of the norm.

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Speaker 1: Interesting choice, interesting choice, and he's like, yeah, I'm interesting.

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Speaker 3: Or the other where swoveralls to the bar.

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Speaker 1: Were looking good, baby, we're swover it all over. At

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Speaker 1: this point, Alex butts in and says, you need to

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Speaker 1: be born lucky, like ope, and you'll look good in everything.

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Speaker 1: Alex then somehow steers the conversation towards my dating life

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Speaker 1: and makes more salty comments about how I get girls,

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Speaker 1: and he gets done. Alex is over sharing on my behalf,

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Speaker 1: and his comments really pissed me off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're so good looking, you get all the girls.

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Speaker 1: How dare you?

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Speaker 3: How dare you tell people about that.

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Speaker 1: Especially stuff about being born lucky, because, if anything, he's

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Speaker 1: the one who was born lucky. He was raised in

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Speaker 1: a white, upper class household. Both of his parents are

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Speaker 1: tenured professors at the prestigious university that we went to.

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Speaker 1: I was raised in a family with poor immigrants and

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Speaker 1: had to grind for scholarships to get any help affording

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Speaker 1: the same school. In college, I had to hustle for

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Speaker 1: good paying internships and teachers assistant jobs to afford clothes

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Speaker 1: and products to get my glow up. Even though I

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Speaker 1: make more, he has more money to spend on improving

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Speaker 1: himself because I send half of my paycheck out to

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Speaker 1: my family. When Alex and I get back to our apartment,

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Speaker 1: he makes ano other luck comment and I snap a

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Speaker 1: little bit. I told him he.

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Speaker 3: Could look better if he tried damn straight.

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Speaker 1: He asked, what do I mean. I go over the

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Speaker 1: differences in our habits and I mentioned everything. He gets

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Speaker 1: angry and starts saying stuff like society is worse when

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Speaker 1: attractive people get full of themselves instead of realizing how

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Speaker 1: lucky they are.

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Speaker 2: I finally fully snap, Oh my god, double snap and.

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Speaker 1: Tell him he puts in no effort whatsoever and it's

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Speaker 1: his own fault that he doesn't look good. He went

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Speaker 1: back to his room and slammed the door in my face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, basically, Op is saying you ugly, he chose.

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Speaker 1: It's been over a week and we've barely spoken since.

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Speaker 1: Am I the A hole?

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Speaker 3: Was I too harsh? He sounds like an a hole?

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Speaker 1: Bro, Dude. Honestly, both of them kind of sound.

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Speaker 2: I mean like both of the but I feel like

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Speaker 2: Op definitely sounds like an a hole, especially like how

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Speaker 2: he's telling the story, conceded. But I did all the

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Speaker 2: comments about like, oh, you're so good looking, op, Like

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Speaker 2: it's not even fair.

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Speaker 1: I would get more concerned than annoyed at that. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: like you've got stuff going on too, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like.

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Speaker 3: That's a good guy job over here.

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Speaker 1: And maybe I mean, I don't know, maybe I just

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Speaker 1: don't spend as much time and money and whatever into it.

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Speaker 1: But like I wouldn't be that offended by that.

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Speaker 3: There we go.