1
00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,680
Speaker 1: Okay. So I normally don't just go down into my basement,

2
00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,880
Speaker 1: which used to look like somewhere where you put Silence

3
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:24,239
Speaker 1: of the Lamb's victims, and I've I've renovated it and

4
00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,880
Speaker 1: it's now a studio and I did that so I

5
00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,080
Speaker 1: could just like have a separate space to record my

6
00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:36,640
Speaker 1: podcast whatever. And usually it's scheduled, and often my assistant say,

7
00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,960
Speaker 1: do you want to go down there and do podcast today?

8
00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,760
Speaker 1: And I say, just on the one day of the

9
00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,280
Speaker 1: week that we're doing it. Well, tonight, we had a

10
00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,400
Speaker 1: drink and a half. I have no brawl. I'm in pajamas,

11
00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,800
Speaker 1: it's my day off, and I look like ship on

12
00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,919
Speaker 1: a cracker and I'm down this fucking basement and I'm

13
00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,680
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why. Okay, I'm about to tell you why.

14
00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,000
Speaker 1: I have a whole list of things I want to discuss.

15
00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,640
Speaker 1: None of them are being discussed because this is what

16
00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,960
Speaker 1: went down today. I'm a very organized person. I'm the

17
00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,160
Speaker 1: opposite of a hoarder. Like when I say the opposite

18
00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,600
Speaker 1: of a hoarder, so I I see a hoarder. I

19
00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,480
Speaker 1: can't even watch that show because it's anxiety producing because

20
00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,600
Speaker 1: those are people that just can't stop collecting, and they

21
00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,000
Speaker 1: know they have a problem, and they can't stop. I'm

22
00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:25,200
Speaker 1: the opposite, the literal opposite. I can't stop organizing and

23
00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,560
Speaker 1: editing and getting rid of and it's a problem. It's

24
00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,360
Speaker 1: equally as much as a problem. It's not affecting my

25
00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,440
Speaker 1: life yet, Like I can go out and associate with

26
00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,520
Speaker 1: other people, but it affects other people's lives. I'm just

27
00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,680
Speaker 1: happy to be successful enough to have people around me

28
00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,520
Speaker 1: to help me with the opposite of hoarding, which is like,

29
00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:44,800
Speaker 1: and I don't think it's fair that they don't have

30
00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,240
Speaker 1: the proper diagnosis for that person who just wants to

31
00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:53,240
Speaker 1: get rid. Here's the rub, because I'm so fucking bad

32
00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,880
Speaker 1: at technology. I haven't been able to master the art

33
00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,880
Speaker 1: of editing technology. Like, no that it's real to me?

34
00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,200
Speaker 1: What the funk is the cloud? Is it a real cloud?

35
00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,680
Speaker 1: We all in like a bounty house together, Like where's

36
00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,639
Speaker 1: the cloud? We in the cloud together? Are we talking

37
00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,680
Speaker 1: in the cloud? Who fucking cares? It's not? Where's all

38
00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:15,160
Speaker 1: that stuff? Is that real clutter? It's just like technological clutter.

39
00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,079
Speaker 1: Where does it physically live? Does it clog something? Does

40
00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,920
Speaker 1: it matter? Your phone says like we want, we need

41
00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:25,600
Speaker 1: more space, but like, why where is that space? Isn't it?

42
00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,440
Speaker 1: It's like not real. It's not a closet. I don't

43
00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,320
Speaker 1: I can't get California closets to come in and organize it.

44
00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,000
Speaker 1: I don't get it. So I don't think about that

45
00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,600
Speaker 1: that much because I can't really see it. It's on

46
00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,760
Speaker 1: a dumb little phone. Take a hammer and smash it.

47
00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,160
Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? So on my phone I have,

48
00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,639
Speaker 1: and I mean, this is a real number. And I's

49
00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,040
Speaker 1: gonna frighten you. Because I'm an editor. I get rid

50
00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:51,560
Speaker 1: of everything I have, like fifty emails. And Paul, my fiance,

51
00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,400
Speaker 1: whose house I went to when we got together, he

52
00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,280
Speaker 1: had fucking ship piled up in drawers. You couldnot imagine.

53
00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,880
Speaker 1: It was such a disaster. I was like, I don't

54
00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,280
Speaker 1: know that we could be together with how fucking cluttered

55
00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:07,160
Speaker 1: your house is. But I said fine, and I decluttered it.

56
00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,400
Speaker 1: But he doesn't have a goddamn extra email or an

57
00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,880
Speaker 1: extra test text. And I don't understand what do you mean, Like,

58
00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,200
Speaker 1: just you buy one fucking thing at s afore you're

59
00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,799
Speaker 1: in Amafia. They message you ten times a day. How

60
00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,760
Speaker 1: do you keep up with it every time they message

61
00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,440
Speaker 1: me while you a psycho pack, No delete delete, I

62
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,360
Speaker 1: didn't check the box. I'm sweating, I'm unsubscribing. I I

63
00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,440
Speaker 1: don't want it, Okay, Like I can't keep up with

64
00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,800
Speaker 1: fucking Sepphorign. I'll tay emails. What am I gonna do

65
00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,600
Speaker 1: about all the other ship that I've ever bought or done,

66
00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,600
Speaker 1: or scene or somebody I texted, you're in Amalfia, So

67
00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,880
Speaker 1: I just said, fucking who cares? Let your underarm hair grow,

68
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,280
Speaker 1: let your grays shine through Sarah Jessica Parker style. Who

69
00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:55,200
Speaker 1: gives a fuck? Let the emails fly? It's some cloud.

70
00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't live in that cloud. It's not in my

71
00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,800
Speaker 1: own goddamn house. Who cares? But every time I looked

72
00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,360
Speaker 1: down at my phone, it says like fifty thousand emails

73
00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,560
Speaker 1: because there's a couple of boxes my email address, there's

74
00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,040
Speaker 1: some cloud email address, is some other email address that

75
00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,120
Speaker 1: somebody set up that happens to be on my phone,

76
00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:17,919
Speaker 1: my my television for Netflix. These worlds that exist, and

77
00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,480
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Is it like different credit card

78
00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,320
Speaker 1: accounts that you're just do in college. You're like, I'll

79
00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,120
Speaker 1: fucking sign up for that? Who cares. They're gonna have

80
00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,280
Speaker 1: to chase me to get the money back. But I'll

81
00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,760
Speaker 1: pay the minimum and then I'll open five more credit cards.

82
00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,040
Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? So that's what's going on with

83
00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:36,400
Speaker 1: my phone. So, and I haven't even scratched the mother

84
00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,119
Speaker 1: fucking surface of where we're going. So let's do that now.

85
00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,400
Speaker 1: So my fucking phone has like fifty thousand goddamn emails

86
00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,239
Speaker 1: in public. Wow, I DELETEO my emails. I'm like, really,

87
00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,680
Speaker 1: you had goddamn non matching linens that were not labeled

88
00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,080
Speaker 1: in your linen closet. Who gives a funk about your

89
00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:59,880
Speaker 1: goddamn phone? Fine, then the text? So many texts from

90
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,680
Speaker 1: how many people? I don't delete? I don't know why

91
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,359
Speaker 1: I don't. That's a job, that's like an end of

92
00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,640
Speaker 1: the day, goddamn fucking job. So I haven't done it.

93
00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,040
Speaker 1: So all I want is to live in a universe

94
00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,480
Speaker 1: where I have a second phone, a phone that when

95
00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,080
Speaker 1: I look at it looks clean, like a four seasons

96
00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,960
Speaker 1: hotel room when you first walk in, like you do,

97
00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,880
Speaker 1: nothing's been touched. So I just wanted to clean phone.

98
00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,120
Speaker 1: So I said to my assistant, get me a phone.

99
00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,800
Speaker 1: I just want another phone. I wanted to be smaller

100
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,920
Speaker 1: because the fucking iPhone Maxi phone, which is like a

101
00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,160
Speaker 1: Maxi pad for a sixty five year old woman who

102
00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,200
Speaker 1: like is barely bleeding, is so big and I can't

103
00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,279
Speaker 1: fit into my purses and my clutches. And now all

104
00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,200
Speaker 1: of a sudden, air mes and all these designers are

105
00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,599
Speaker 1: making these tiny purses. Great, what the funk are you

106
00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,560
Speaker 1: putting in there? You have the allergy tough fucking shit.

107
00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,720
Speaker 1: You have a credit card. Okay, you're only allowed to

108
00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,600
Speaker 1: have a credit card and a micro lip glass and

109
00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,600
Speaker 1: a tic tac because you have bad breath when you're

110
00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,400
Speaker 1: gonna go gold dig and sell your channel bag later

111
00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,560
Speaker 1: to fucking pay for your evening, fine, no problem. So

112
00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,080
Speaker 1: all I want is a new fucking small phone. I

113
00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,159
Speaker 1: just want a small phone that's separate from my main phone.

114
00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,040
Speaker 1: And all I want is it to have just be clean,

115
00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,880
Speaker 1: like I just want to clean phone. It's a bat phone, Okay,

116
00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,160
Speaker 1: I want to phone. It has a new email address,

117
00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,960
Speaker 1: and as an and and and it has another phone number.

118
00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,680
Speaker 1: It's just more private and I don't have to look

119
00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,000
Speaker 1: at those fifty emails that I've never looked at. I

120
00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,520
Speaker 1: just don't want to see them. Great. So I have

121
00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,800
Speaker 1: a new assistant, and I'm never gonna throw anybody under

122
00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,839
Speaker 1: the bus. That's not true. I'll throw many people, but

123
00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm not going to throw her under him. They under

124
00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:41,080
Speaker 1: the bus because I say this information and I say

125
00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:46,480
Speaker 1: it back and forth. Wait for it, wait for it. Okay, Great.

126
00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,200
Speaker 1: So now I mentioned that I would like a new phone.

127
00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,160
Speaker 1: That was a month ago. No problem. It takes a month.

128
00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,240
Speaker 1: I only did three million dollars to Ukraine with jem

129
00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,440
Speaker 1: my partner of relief work. But we can't get a

130
00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,640
Speaker 1: new phone in a month. No problem. Still have the

131
00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:07,240
Speaker 1: original phone with my fifty emails, doesn't matter. Now we

132
00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,520
Speaker 1: get a new phone. Great. My assistance, two of my

133
00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,320
Speaker 1: assistants are working on it. They're fucking breaking into the

134
00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,840
Speaker 1: few wed there at the Capital, trying to get in.

135
00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,880
Speaker 1: They're trying to figure it out. Get the phone. I

136
00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,280
Speaker 1: don't give a good fuck. I told you what I wanted.

137
00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,440
Speaker 1: I wanted a new phone with a new email and

138
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,160
Speaker 1: a new phone number. And the other one will be

139
00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,120
Speaker 1: a backup. It'll be here when I want to go.

140
00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,440
Speaker 1: Look at it like a computer, Look at my text,

141
00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,760
Speaker 1: look at my emails. It's just there. I don't want

142
00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:35,480
Speaker 1: all that garbage in my everyday life. Great, get the phone,

143
00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,400
Speaker 1: one assistant saying, you got the phone, here's the phone,

144
00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,760
Speaker 1: here's the information, here's your number. Wonderful. I see them

145
00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,040
Speaker 1: all looking at each other, oh googly. I like they're

146
00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,120
Speaker 1: people like little Waka Walkers in the pac Man game.

147
00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,240
Speaker 1: Just look at each other like what. I'm like, okay,

148
00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,600
Speaker 1: big deal. And Molly, my one assistance, like, I mean

149
00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,520
Speaker 1: I I did not I was not on the phone task.

150
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, all right, great, no big deal. I

151
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,160
Speaker 1: know there are other people around and they might have,

152
00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,239
Speaker 1: you know, done things not to your liking. No problem.

153
00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,120
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, I was not involved in this project. Okay,

154
00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,320
Speaker 1: no problem. I get it. All good. So, like ninety

155
00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,240
Speaker 1: minutes later into this weird day off, we're all just

156
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,440
Speaker 1: fucking around and I've got this new phone, old information.

157
00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,840
Speaker 1: You know, you have your two cross pollinated phones. They

158
00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,120
Speaker 1: don't know each other, they don't know what's going on.

159
00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,880
Speaker 1: No problem. All of a sudden, well, my housekeeper, Laney,

160
00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:32,720
Speaker 1: my favorite goal, just somehow she's talking to Taylor and

161
00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,960
Speaker 1: my other assistant and just everyone in the kitchen at

162
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,960
Speaker 1: the island, which is sort of this like weird middle

163
00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,080
Speaker 1: island of like doom. I'm looking over because they're like,

164
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,840
Speaker 1: she's this dumb, fucking fifty two year old bitch who

165
00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,440
Speaker 1: doesn't know what's just happened. We're all in on and

166
00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,720
Speaker 1: she doesn't know. And I'm like what. And someone says, well,

167
00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,880
Speaker 1: you don't have your old phone number. I'm like what

168
00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,679
Speaker 1: do you mean. I'm like, that's fine, who cares, it's

169
00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,960
Speaker 1: a new phone whatever? Who who I got my dancing.

170
00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,079
Speaker 1: I'm just like it doesn't matter. No, you don't have

171
00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,080
Speaker 1: your old fault. What does that mean? What's the phone number?

172
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,120
Speaker 1: What's in a name? Oh? Wait? What? No? My phone number?

173
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,959
Speaker 1: And I happen to have a great number. You know

174
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,240
Speaker 1: you have a number. It's like once you be for

175
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,120
Speaker 1: five six, Like, that's my phone number? Like I know

176
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:16,800
Speaker 1: that's nine numbers. Tough shit, not fucking a mathematician. I

177
00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,880
Speaker 1: wasn't in a beautiful mind, but I know that I

178
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,520
Speaker 1: have a gorgeous number. Okay, So I'm like, what do

179
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,280
Speaker 1: you mean. They're like, no, your phone number is gone.

180
00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:25,240
Speaker 1: What does that mean? What do you mean? I don't

181
00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,400
Speaker 1: have a phone number. It's gone. It's gone. They won't

182
00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,960
Speaker 1: give it back. No, it's gone. They won't. I'm like, oh, cute.

183
00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,360
Speaker 1: You mean the return policy at the expresses that you

184
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,199
Speaker 1: can't give back the jeggings. What do you talk? What

185
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,200
Speaker 1: do you mean like as if it's okay? Is if

186
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,120
Speaker 1: like we're not storming the goddamn castle because I can't

187
00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,240
Speaker 1: get my phone number back? And like what exactly? So

188
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm not good at tech? So tell her. My assistant,

189
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,760
Speaker 1: my housekeeper, Landy was looking and she goes, it's your identity.

190
00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,400
Speaker 1: It's who you are, it's your identity. It's just like

191
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,640
Speaker 1: I came to this country with nothing and I have

192
00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,160
Speaker 1: a phone number. I'm like, wait what, I'm starting to

193
00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,360
Speaker 1: get scared. So now I'm like looking at Lane and

194
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,520
Speaker 1: she's like no, and she keeps saying it's your identity.

195
00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, it is, it is? I don't think it is.

196
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,720
Speaker 1: I think I have a lot of other things that

197
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,960
Speaker 1: define who I am, but it certainly sounds important and

198
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,280
Speaker 1: it is. And then Taylor's trying to be like no,

199
00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,920
Speaker 1: and all the things we text on it, all you

200
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,600
Speaker 1: passwords and everybody that texts you with a code, a

201
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,280
Speaker 1: verification code, it's all coming. I'm like, what do you mean?

202
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,680
Speaker 1: So I can't like be texted. No, you're dumb, fucking

203
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,120
Speaker 1: old bitch. You can't get texted. It's your fucking cell

204
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,079
Speaker 1: phone number that you've had. And I'm thinking I've had

205
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,080
Speaker 1: that Laney in my housekeeper. I've had this number since

206
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,080
Speaker 1: I was fucking born in the entertainment And so my

207
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,480
Speaker 1: assistant says no, like and I realized, you know when

208
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,520
Speaker 1: you get those code we hey, someone's clicked into your

209
00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:47,200
Speaker 1: phone from Zimbabwe. Is that okay? We sent you a

210
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,000
Speaker 1: code to make sure that your friend from Zimbabwe is

211
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,080
Speaker 1: cool with it. And you're just like, you get that code,

212
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,720
Speaker 1: that that fucking phone number, and I'm thinking it's my

213
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,160
Speaker 1: phone number, my own child. I was like, what Because

214
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,640
Speaker 1: I only freak out over a little it, I do

215
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,199
Speaker 1: not freak out. They're all around me like what the

216
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,160
Speaker 1: fuck you don't have a phone number. I called my assistant,

217
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,120
Speaker 1: I said what. She goes, well, no, you told me

218
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,880
Speaker 1: you wanted a new phone. Is that it did? I

219
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,880
Speaker 1: did want a new phone. I also want a new vagina.

220
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you're wrapping my old one in a

221
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,520
Speaker 1: goddamn box and fucking stomping on it and setting out

222
00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:24,280
Speaker 1: a fire. What are you talking about I wasn't looking

223
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,160
Speaker 1: for my uterus to be removed. I said to her,

224
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm not. What's the fucking urgency. I want a new

225
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,880
Speaker 1: phone and I want some new ship. It doesn't mean

226
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm meant doing the witness Protection program. I'm not wanted

227
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,199
Speaker 1: by the Feds. I want to know if you're giving

228
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:43,199
Speaker 1: up my identity or my uterus, or I'm being incarcerated.

229
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,320
Speaker 1: I'm interested in those details. But I do want to

230
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,319
Speaker 1: know if my phone number is gone, and it is,

231
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,800
Speaker 1: it's fucking gone. So then I do something that I've

232
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,079
Speaker 1: never done ever. I don't do it. It's a fact.

233
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,920
Speaker 1: You know what this is like you go up to

234
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,520
Speaker 1: the front of a club, Okay, do you know who

235
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,320
Speaker 1: I am? And they say really, Yeah, you're fifty two

236
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,800
Speaker 1: and you're on reality television and you peaked when you're

237
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,240
Speaker 1: on Forbes and now you're fucking gripping on by doing

238
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,880
Speaker 1: beauty reviews. Yeah that's me. So guess what I still

239
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,760
Speaker 1: have some street kid, you fucking motherfucker. Well, guess what

240
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,640
Speaker 1: I never do that? I never I did it today

241
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,600
Speaker 1: to Verizon. Hey, um, I have a problem. My assistant

242
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,360
Speaker 1: deleted my identity, ak my phone number for fucking ninety

243
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,960
Speaker 1: years since they were like rolling rocks and decided it

244
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,240
Speaker 1: was a good idea to make loaves of bread. Years later.

245
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh and they were like, oh, hey, calls will be ordered,

246
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,640
Speaker 1: calls will be answered in the order they were received.

247
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,160
Speaker 1: We appreciate. I'm like, high, no, look above at the

248
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,160
Speaker 1: follower account, which is even that much, but it's a

249
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,880
Speaker 1: couple of million, which in Verizon standards is pretty fucking good.

250
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,199
Speaker 1: So I say it and they're like, oh, okay, great,

251
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,000
Speaker 1: let me get in some other side vortex with Verizon,

252
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,520
Speaker 1: and they're currently working on getting my number back. I'm like,

253
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,920
Speaker 1: do me a favor, please get my walking number back.

254
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:06,880
Speaker 1: Massive shout out to Verizon because they're helping me get

255
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,959
Speaker 1: my number back. By the way, Landy and I think

256
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,320
Speaker 1: it might be fake news, but she told me that

257
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,079
Speaker 1: people will give you a new phone if you give

258
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,240
Speaker 1: up your phone number. I thought, what'll be on fucking

259
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,640
Speaker 1: Jeff Blue, Like, excuse me, if you want to give

260
00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,400
Speaker 1: up your seat, we'll give you two thousand dollars in

261
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,040
Speaker 1: a credit. Fucking fuck