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Speaker 2: To surbey me? Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm

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Speaker 2: Bridgard Wineger. We're in the backyard. It's recently rained, so

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Speaker 2: thing that's happened to me this morning is I discovered

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Speaker 2: adrenaline rush. It was on its last legs, didn't stand

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Speaker 2: much of a chance against the mop And I'm in

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Speaker 2: layers for the first time on this podcast in years.

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Speaker 2: The weather's perfect, and we're so excited about our guest.

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Speaker 2: It's Matt Rogers.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I'm really excited to be in layers too. In fact,

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Speaker 2: You were testing different jackets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I had sort of a corduroy moment, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: and then I what happened? Was you ever put on

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Speaker 3: You know when they say something in the milk isn't clean.

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Speaker 2: I I don't know that, and I don't know you

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Speaker 3: So when something in the milk isn't clean, I mean

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Speaker 2: And where where did this phrase even come from? It's discussed.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you want to know where I

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Speaker 2: Something in the milk isn't clean well, which sounds like

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Speaker 3: But anyway, to return to the jacket of it all,

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Speaker 4: Something and the shoulders wasn't right with my corduroy jacket.

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Speaker 3: I went with this Swede moment, which unfortunately got rained

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Speaker 2: It just smells like it smells like a cowboy.

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Speaker 2: But no, unless you point that out to somebody, no

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Speaker 2: But you had to wear swede in the rain. Maybe

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Speaker 4: Well, I got there and it wasn't raining.

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Speaker 2: so you've were you tried two jackets this morning? Was

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Speaker 2: Denim Canadian TUXI Canadian tuxedo.

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Speaker 3: But the thing about being in a Canadian tuxedo is

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Speaker 3: That's a lot of Deni'm like, it always becomes a

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Speaker 3: I have something to and I can't stop thinking about this,

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Speaker 2: I'm currently wearing a denim jacket inherited from my mom

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love a mom and a denim jacket.

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Speaker 2: Oh my mom has been wearing denim jacket since nineteen

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, wait, this is taking me back when I

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Speaker 4: For a certain period of time, that's the coolest.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I felt proud and stylish riding

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Speaker 2: But what I was going to say back to whatever

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Speaker 4: No, we're just saying your mom is more of a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have both of those sides to my personality.

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Speaker 2: I'm absolutely I'm channeling Debbie energy.

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Speaker 4: Channeling debris energy. What does that mean? Light mother?

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Speaker 2: At some point in this podcast, I'm gonna surprise you.

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Speaker 2: There will be a signal we will switch jackets. But

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do it, Yet I wanted to

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Speaker 4: Yes, way, And I'm really thinking.

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Speaker 2: Hell, Oh interesting, purpurple and blue as hell.

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Speaker 2: People need to know this was recorded at eleven am.

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Speaker 3: But I thought as I was trying on all the jackets,

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Speaker 4: I have to tell you.

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Speaker 4: It's a whole different energy.

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Speaker 4: It's feels so nice.

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Speaker 3: The other night, I took a walk outside. Unbelievable. Highly recommend.

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Speaker 4: I just don't want to, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: What are you watching at night? Do you have like

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Speaker 4: Know what I'm watching?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're watching the Housewives?

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Speaker 4: I watched the Housewives.

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Speaker 3: Well, last night I was watching the get this midterm results.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.

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Speaker 4: We didn't get fucking cream.

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Speaker 3: Well, I haven't engaged in any way outside of obviously voting,

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Speaker 2: Feel your absolute powerlessness.

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Speaker 4: I know, you're I know you're on like a Housewives

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Speaker 4: No, I immediately leave, I run away. No, how do.

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Speaker 2: You feel about Salt Lake City this season?

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Speaker 3: It's interesting you ask, and not to segue into the gift,

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Speaker 4: I am a podcast host, right, and so it's hard

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Speaker 2: You had your you're directing the action.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to your fat the gift. Not yet.

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Speaker 2: No, I think, I mean this is a good this

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts. Yeah, you obviously have absolutely no

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Speaker 4: Bringing a gift now and you want me to open

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Speaker 4: the gift. You're claiming it as a gift. Not only

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Speaker 2: Well should we get into it here.

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Speaker 3: I wanted you to have this. Thank you so much

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Speaker 4: Hello, and gave my hugs. But that was all that

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Speaker 4: was the meat of it. And this is for you, Bridger.

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Speaker 2: Well, this isn't a nice little brown bag. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: let's let's open it up and see what's happening.

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Speaker 4: I mean, see what it is.

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Speaker 2: It may have something to do with Salt Lake City housewives,

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Speaker 4: So this is the appar cheeve.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a bag of Bob Bob's red milk kin waw.

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Speaker 4: It's quenoaw.

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Speaker 3: That is so healthy for you. And I just want

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Speaker 2: Bridger, why are you bringing me quen wa?

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Speaker 4: Well? I thought, what's healthy? Right? And what's that's what's

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Speaker 3: It was literally like you know it was in March

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty when it was it was August of twenty twenty, Okay,

446
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:07,000
Speaker 3: after I had gained twelve to thirteen pounds. And you

447
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:10,120
Speaker 3: think this is just from eating eating eating, No, it's

448
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:14,840
Speaker 3: also from inaction. I my couch and watched this is

449
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,960
Speaker 3: true thirty one seasons of Survivor.

450
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, was it that your first time watching Survivor? No.

451
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,959
Speaker 3: I was like an intense little fan when I was younger,

452
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,480
Speaker 3: and then I stopped around episode no. I slept on

453
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,240
Speaker 3: season eight All Stars because it just got ugly.

454
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,040
Speaker 4: It got ugly.

455
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 3: Amongst the all Stars of that time, like they didn't

456
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,240
Speaker 3: get reality TV yet, they didn't understand how to not

457
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,840
Speaker 3: take the game personally. Sure, so it took a decades

458
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,040
Speaker 3: long break and returned to Survivor during the pandemic. But

459
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,879
Speaker 3: as a result, I got out of shape.

460
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,119
Speaker 2: Thirty one seasons.

461
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:46,840
Speaker 4: It was a lot.

462
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,320
Speaker 2: How many hours do you think that is?

463
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,560
Speaker 3: Oh, dear god, I mean, if you're let's talk about it.

464
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 3: So it's thirty one seasons.

465
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,399
Speaker 2: We can do this math, they're like twenty episodes of season.

466
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:55,960
Speaker 2: Is that right?

467
00:19:56,359 --> 00:20:00,320
Speaker 4: I would say that it's more like thirteen fourteen actually.

468
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,320
Speaker 2: Okay, And then you'll have to take into account that

469
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 2: some episodes are like mysteriously gone from seasons.

470
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,440
Speaker 4: Have you noticed that are they?

471
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,280
Speaker 2: I mean from the ones that I watched during the.

472
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,320
Speaker 3: Pend on what You're right a couple of times which

473
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,360
Speaker 3: makes me feel like, oh, is there something problematics?

474
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 2: Either something problematic or someone was singing a copyrighted song

475
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,560
Speaker 2: just belting.

476
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,880
Speaker 4: Out like, what's a song of the time, I don't

477
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 4: know what a girl wants?

478
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,720
Speaker 3: That was amazing when Poverty's saying what a girl wants

479
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 3: for the for the reward entire song. But yes, no,

480
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,719
Speaker 3: I took a very very very long break and then

481
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,320
Speaker 3: got back into it to the print tap during the

482
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 3: pandemic Loved my Life, But August twenty twenty, I was

483
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 3: like not feeling good. So at that point I did

484
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,480
Speaker 3: go to the Galasons.

485
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Gelson's, which I have big feelings on Galson's that

486
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,200
Speaker 2: I've talked about on this podcast before.

487
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,640
Speaker 3: What are the positive negative feelings you have? It seems

488
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,760
Speaker 3: negative by the way you're.

489
00:20:55,680 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 2: Grimace Gelson's is an absolutely ralph level grocery store. The

490
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:09,080
Speaker 2: prices there are what's the farm farms Mendo China, No, No,

491
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 2: that's a sandwich restaurant. What is the farms?

492
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 4: Farms?

493
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 2: Crystal Farms, Bristol, Bristol Farms, thank you. Bristol Farms is

494
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 2: kind of the original expense Farms is incredible.

495
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 4: Period.

496
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 2: Gelson's prices are out of control and it's not a

497
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 2: nice grocery store.

498
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 4: Well, you know, listen, I'm I'm in a single person household.

499
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 4: I have no one to care about about myself.

500
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 3: So I just say I get into that Gelston's and

501
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 3: I say, let's throw a carro to the wind.

502
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 2: They did used to have an olive bar that was

503
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 2: the shape of a covered wagon, which was confusing, but

504
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: I appreciated that an olive bar.

505
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 4: So can I just ask, is this a It's like

506
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 4: a bar for olives.

507
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 2: It was a variety of olives. I don't know who

508
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,679
Speaker 2: it was for. I don't know that there's anyone that

509
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 2: is that concerned about olives that they're going to Gelson's

510
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 2: to the little covered wagon to select different types of olives.

511
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 3: And yet here I am intrigued. I'm assuming they had

512
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,479
Speaker 3: like those blue cheese stuffed olive.

513
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 2: I don't think they did. I think these were just

514
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 2: essentially just different varieties of raw olives. Oh, isn't olive raw? Yeah,

515
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 2: they're raw than whatever.

516
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,199
Speaker 3: If you are, you're doing it wrong. Although not to

517
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 3: say that you can't cook an olive.

518
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 2: I've seen a cooked olive in like a Mediterranean dish.

519
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 3: I guess I just mostly when I'm consuming olives, they're

520
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 3: mostly in my martini, absolutely filthy, dirty.

521
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 2: Full of olives.

522
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 4: I do ask for a lot.

523
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 2: How many are you having a a martini?

524
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's bad luck if you have less

525
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 4: than three. I didn't know.

526
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not bad luck if you have less

527
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 3: than three. If there's an even number of olives.

528
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 4: In the drinks, you're in a road to hell.

529
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: If there's an even amount of anything in anything, it's

530
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 2: off putting. You always want three or three, five, seven

531
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 2: or one or one?

532
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 4: One is fine.

533
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: One is fine.

534
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 4: That's like something I think people need to understand more.

535
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 4: One is fine. Like maybe you and the coffee sitting

536
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 4: you're over caffeinated. That's for sure.

537
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 2: Says you're coming to terms with something.

538
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, as become in terms of something. I knew what happened.

539
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 3: I knew with the clarity I was getting out here

540
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 3: in the backyard, especially after this rain and the clarity

541
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 3: I'm seeing, I knew I would come away with one thing,

542
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 3: with something.

543
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: Okay, so you watched probably three to four hundred hours

544
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 2: of Survivor something like that, decided you would buy a

545
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 2: bag of Queenwa, which is secretly not a healthy food.

546
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 2: It's like, I guess, in like anything, if you have

547
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: a little bit, of course it's healthy. But if you

548
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: eat a whole bag of Quenowa.

549
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 3: It's well, it's better than pizza, you know what I mean,

550
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 3: Like it's better than boneless wings. So basically what I

551
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 3: would do is like I would sit in front of

552
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 3: Survivor and I have this thing I've talked to my

553
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: therapist about it where I sometimes feel like, ooh, it's

554
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 3: tribal council coming up. I have to get really stoned.

555
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 3: So then like I like get really baked. And then

556
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 3: I sit there and I'm like, well, now I'm hungry.

557
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 3: And so then I said, I'm changing my life. That

558
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 3: was a line from dream Girls, And I said, I'll

559
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 3: make a vow to start being healthier since but two

560
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 3: bags of quenoa that was years ago.

561
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 4: One of them is here.

562
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 2: It's your what's the expiration? I feel like keanwa. I

563
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 2: don't think as an ancient grain kind.

564
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 4: Of does last stor it's expired.

565
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: I've gotten till March twenty twenty three, so that is shut.

566
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: We are definitely riding the writing the edge of the

567
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 2: keen water.

568
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's not the rule of expiration. What

569
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 3: you can actually eat things six months after?

570
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: Oh?

571
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: Interesting, So I'm I'm gonna like next September, I'm cracking

572
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 2: this open and over.

573
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 3: Just let me know when you cook it. And it's

574
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 3: really easy to cook. Like I said, it's pre rinsed

575
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,959
Speaker 3: then ready to cook. And really what this is is

576
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 3: you just put it in some water and.

577
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 2: Dump it in water. I have been I've been looking

578
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: to get into kind of a soup way of living.

579
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 4: Have you heard about the s diet? No?

580
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: What's that?

581
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 4: He is the only athing you only eat soups or sandwiches.

582
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 2: That's certainly not a diet.

583
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 4: That's all the way just melts. Try it off. So

584
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 4: I swear soups salad.

585
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: Swear only allowed in Hale and hardy.

586
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 4: I love Halen Hardy. I miss it so hard.

587
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 2: I do miss Halen Hardy. I know I've kind of

588
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 2: complained recently on this podcast about there not being like

589
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: a soup press. I can't count on in la.

590
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 4: I'm really interested in opening it.

591
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what we do.

592
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

593
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 3: Wait, have you ever heard this expression crazier than a

594
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 3: soup sandwich?

595
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 2: That is not?

596
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 3: I got it from the same YouTube recapper her Brook Ashley,

597
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 3: by the way, she's iconic, She's my favorite, and she

598
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 3: said one night I was watching it and she goes,

599
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 3: Mary Cosby is crazier than a soup sandwich. And I said,

600
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: oh my god, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard,

601
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: because which is so crazy.

602
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: Let me ask you. My boyfriend says something that feels

603
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: like a classic phrase. My boyfriend he like, let me

604
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 2: run this by you. She can talk the chicken off

605
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 2: a bone. Have you heard of this before?

606
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 4: No? But now that I have, I'm so sorry to

607
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 4: tell your boyfriend is not his thing anymore. It's my thing.

608
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 4: He can talk the chicken off a bone. That is

609
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 4: so I love it so much.

610
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: Podcast listener, if you have heard of that phrase, reach out.

611
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 4: Him off a bone? Where is he from.

612
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: He's from Jersey, does not feel like a Jersey as someone.

613
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 3: From Long Island who shares culture with him. Of course

614
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 3: I don't.

615
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that that. Can I ask you

616
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 4: a question? Yeah? Of course. Is he superstitious?

617
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 2: He is a little. He's kind of like, uh, he

618
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 2: feels like a like an Italian witch gods or I'm like,

619
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: it feels like there's some old country superstition there.

620
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 4: That makes sense.

621
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: Are you superstitious?

622
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my mother made me superstitious about what kind

623
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: of things. I think it's a regional thing, like for example,

624
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 3: if I ever wear my socks when I'm sleeping, I

625
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 3: have to take them off because the boogemi will come

626
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 3: out of the closet.

627
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: So that that's something you really believe.

628
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 4: It's not something I really believe. But I will say

629
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 4: I'm not comfortable right sing it.

630
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: Right there is like just the tiniest percentage that could happen.

631
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 4: Or so do you ever tell what the boogeyman? He's

632
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 4: awful and he will kill you.

633
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: What what is the boogeyman? You picture when you picture

634
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: the Boogeyman?

635
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 3: First of all, I can't believe you're putting me in

636
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: this position. I'm really scared and triggered. When I picture

637
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 3: the booking Man, I picture sort of like a cloaked figure.

638
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 2: Cloaked, kind of a grim reaper type.

639
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you never see his face, and in

640
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 3: death that haunts you. Even in death, I never even

641
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 3: saw his face. The man who, the man who condemned

642
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 3: me to this reality of death.

643
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 4: I don't even know what he looks like.

644
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 3: Wow, that's the thing about death, Bridger, You die with

645
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: a lot of questions.

646
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 2: You never hear about the boogie woman. Okay, the Boogeyman

647
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: is really a gender title that if the Boogeyman.

648
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 4: First of all, the boogie woman sounds cool and sounds

649
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 4: really cool. She sounds like actually like an icon.

650
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 2: When you say boogie woman, that's just somebody dance. But

651
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 2: Boogeyman is someone who's after.

652
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: Each Yeah, Boogeyman is someone who's like that to be

653
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 4: around and triggering. Okay, I said, And boogie.

654
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: Woman is sort of just like someone I want to see,

655
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 3: like take the road by storm.

656
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,479
Speaker 2: Wait, so, okay, the sock thing.

657
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 4: You're superstitious, Yeah, don't step on any cracks, break your

658
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 4: mother's back. I cannot walk under any ladders.

659
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: That's when I could get behind.

660
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, broken mirrors is a serious thing, because you'll have

661
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 3: seven years of bad luck. And every single time in

662
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 3: my life i've seen a black cat, I either go

663
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: as fast as I can buy it, or I swear

664
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 3: to God a black cat has crossed my path in

665
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 3: my life, I turn.

666
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 4: Around and go the other way. I'm not kidding.

667
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: To me, that feels like it's going to be become

668
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: a self fulfilling prophecy where it's like, upset your day

669
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: in a way that's going to lead to bad luck.

670
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: You know what I would say is that if that's true,

671
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 3: at least I did.

672
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 2: What I was Like, you picked your path.

673
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,239
Speaker 4: I picked my path, you know what?

674
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: Like that exactly, like you know what I mean, Like

675
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 3: it's and ultimately like the cat is sort of dictating

676
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: what I'm doing. And also it's like what I really

677
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 3: think about that, it's like the cat was born and

678
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 3: it has this this aesthetic quality and now everyone's afraid

679
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 3: of it. Like now I'm walking up through and it

680
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 3: doesn't feel right. It's unfair because it feels unfair to

681
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 3: the cat.

682
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: I mean, in this situation, really, if we get to

683
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: the root of it, you're either letting the cat dictate

684
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 2: your life or your mom.

685
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, it is therapy.

686
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 2: I just want to.

687
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 4: But it's like, all of a sudden taking this side

688
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 4: of the mothers period.

689
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: What's your mom's name?

690
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 4: Katrina?

691
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: Katrina? Does she ever go by cat?

692
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 4: She doesn't go by Cat, she goes by Trina.

693
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: Trina. Oh, that's an interesting I like a person taking

694
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: the last half of their name.

695
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Trina is what she sort of cloquially known as.

696
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 3: And my dad is Richie, so they are Richie in Trina,

697
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: which is sort of like an iconice.

698
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: That's an incredible pairing Ritchie and Trina and Trina. That's

699
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 2: she kind of takes the tofer Grace path she's.

700
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 3: And can I tell you it took me years to

701
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: realize that he was a Christopher.

702
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: I mean I think that that's been hidden from a

703
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: lot of us.

704
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but then of course it's like it's

705
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 3: like it's like it's been right in front of you

706
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: the whole time.

707
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 2: It's because no one's named Christopher.

708
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 4: Certainly he should have.

709
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: I mean, if he was going to do that, he

710
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 2: should be named Tougher a period.

711
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: And I think that, honestly, that was that was the

712
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 3: big mistake there. But really, had he been named Chris Grace,

713
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: we wouldn't be talking about him.

714
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: Chris Grace is a housewife.

715
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 4: Chris Grace is basically that is giving Salt Lake City housewife.

716
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, so we have the quenoa here, and

717
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 2: you did kind of hint. I mean like it felt

718
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 2: like you immediately pivoted away from the housewives in a

719
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: way with the gift where I'm like, is there something

720
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: else in this bag that has on the bag?

721
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 3: So I put it? I know you said no gifts.

722
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: I brought two. Okay, So that ke has nothing to

723
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 3: do with the housewives. Is that's just something I wanted

724
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 3: to get rid of. I mean, give you. You seem

725
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 3: to me like a keen wah person. You seem like

726
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 3: a healthier person.

727
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: Appreciate that that's certainly not true. I'm what's thethiest thing

728
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 2: about you? What's the healthiest thing about unhealthiest?

729
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 4: Oh?

730
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 2: Did I eat garbage?

731
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: You eat garbage?

732
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: Like what burritos, hamburgers, fried chicken?

733
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 4: Got it?

734
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: Uh? You know, I'm part of that is my boyfriend

735
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: is to blame because he's got a very limited palette.

736
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,959
Speaker 4: And so and then he has a limited palate him

737
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 4: being from a.

738
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: Jersey right of course, and so when the option of

739
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 2: fried chicken is is open, you'll always take it.

740
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 4: So I agree and I identify with that.

741
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 3: So in a way, I really shouldn't have given that away.

742
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 3: But here's the thing about that, like, and this is

743
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: not to dissuade you from making it.

744
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 4: It's a process to make.

745
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: How long does it take?

746
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.

747
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 3: It probably says so on the bag. You have to understand,

748
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 3: I haven't looked at it in years.

749
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 2: I love Bob of Bob's Redmill. He the way he's

750
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: looking at you from the package is so it's yeah, Dandalis's.

751
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 4: First of all, it's great to have a character. He's

752
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 4: in a full Assphodora and a blaro. And what is

753
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 4: that thing? What what is that called?

754
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 2: That's what I would call that little snow the uh,

755
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: you're never not talking about the cowboy.

756
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 4: No, no, the cowboy necklace. But what is it called?

757
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 4: It's called a bolo tieolo tie Jesus, this is definitely

758
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 4: not a cowboy.

759
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 3: Let me just give some correct information to the listener

760
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 3: and say, the way that you make keenwa at least

761
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 3: Bob's red milk kanwa is. You bring two cups of

762
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 3: water to a boil at a two cored pote, one

763
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 3: cup of quenoa, Return to a boil, cover and reduce

764
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: heat to medium and simmer until water is absorbed about

765
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 3: twelve minutes. Remove from heat, fluff cover, and let's stand

766
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes.

767
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 4: So this is over.

768
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: It's at least half hour of panicking about whether it's

769
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: going to work out or not. I mean, it's basically

770
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: just rice is such a tricky thing to make.

771
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 3: It really is, because because you mess up and all

772
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 3: of a sudden you're eating absolute.

773
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 2: Mush absolutely or raw rice or raw rice.

774
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 4: And I have to say, I am not an al

775
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 4: dente person.

776
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 2: An al dente rice al dente. I like a fluffy rice.

777
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 2: I love a fluffy keenwa.

778
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it. You're gonna love the way you look.

779
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 4: I guarantee it.

780
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: I mean, this is going to go into my cabinet

781
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 2: and sit there. I do have a lot of things,

782
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,959
Speaker 2: I mean, speaking kind of superstition. I bought a lot

783
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: of things during the pandemic which will probably expired at

784
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: this point. But I'll look and look at it, and

785
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: I'll be like, but what if there's a catastrophe and

786
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: I'm desperate, I'll leave it there for another few years.

787
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. Right.

788
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: And the thing is I thought that was nonperishable and

789
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 3: then was floored to realize that you only have until

790
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 3: March slash September if my theory is correct.

791
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 2: Right. I do get into kind of like a mindset

792
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: of the road or whatever, where I'm like, I'm thinking

793
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: about everything is dead. I'm going through the cabinets of strangers,

794
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: and i find like an old bag of quinoa. I'm like, yeah,

795
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: I'll at least be able to chew on this.

796
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing I've noticed is that you on

797
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 3: your Instagram will definitely employ the gift, like you show the.

798
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 4: Gift in process, Like I saw you wearing masks. Oh

799
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 4: that's right, you know what I mean. So I guess

800
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 4: what I'm saying is if there's.

801
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 3: Not content of you making the rice, I'll feel disrespected.

802
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 3: I'll never come back here and I'll tell everyone that

803
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 3: this was a bad experience.

804
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 4: So you better make that and post it.

805
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: People are going to see this keen while used in

806
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 2: some way, I can't.

807
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 3: It's going to be a paper weight. It's gonna it's

808
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 3: honestly a heavy girl.

809
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 2: It's so nice. Little it's going to keep the door

810
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: a stress thing. You can kind of squeeze.

811
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 4: That's a really good idea too.

812
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're not into cooking, you can always

813
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 2: squeeze a keenewat bag.

814
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 3: That's really good, like those stress balls. Yeah, honestly, yeah,

815
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 3: that's really good.

816
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to get into the gift bag here

817
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 2: and see what else is happening.

818
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 4: There's a second thing reaching in with the other thing.

819
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is some sort of this is daily Glow.

820
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

821
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 4: This is Whitney and it's it's from wild Rose Beauty.

822
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 2: And I know.

823
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 3: You're a fan of living small business. I know you're

824
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 3: a fan of the Salt Lake City Housewives. And who

825
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: doesn't love skincare Being in LA you know it's very

826
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 3: dry here.

827
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 4: I know when I moved from New York to Los Angeles,

828
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 4: my skin kind of wild reaction. I needed to start moisturizing.

829
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 2: I wanted to get the best until you move to La.

830
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 4: No, because your boyfriend will tell you it's.

831
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 2: Very humid, right of course.

832
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: And so you come here, your skin it starts interacting

833
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 3: on a day to day basis. With this dry weather,

834
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 3: you must moisturize. So I got the best product in

835
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: the bins.

836
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 4: For you, did you? Okay?

837
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: So how did this come into your life?

838
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 4: It was gifted to me by Whitney Rose.

839
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 2: What I mean, I need this to be explained to me.

840
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 2: So basically, I've been in front of her house. By

841
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: the way, you've been in front of her house because

842
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: I know you went to beauty lab. I've been a

843
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: beauty labs so many times that I probably you should

844
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 2: get some sort of free service. I mean, I've never

845
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 2: ordered it. I go in, I get a picture. Every

846
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 2: time I go to Utah, I go and get a picture.

847
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 4: You get a picture.

848
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 2: They're always very gracious. Of course, they love when people

849
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: are there for a picture. I don't know that I

850
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: quite trust the situation I see. I mean, I haven't

851
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: heard anything bad about it. Yeah, but I'm not ready

852
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: to take the leap of them lasering me.

853
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 4: I agree with you.

854
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 3: That being said, if I ever get worked one, I

855
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 3: won't get it anywhere else.

856
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: I recently learned that in Utah you don't need to

857
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 2: be licensed to be an es to do literally anything

858
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 2: an esthetician? Is that? What you do when you're at

859
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: the beauty lab. Believe so I believe, and this is

860
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 2: all secondhand information, but I believe you can kind of

861
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 2: just do it.

862
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 4: So they're not like dermatologists.

863
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just like kind of people who

864
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 2: have against needles, you know what I mean. I mean,

865
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: this is all hearsay. I can't quite speak to it,

866
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 2: but that does worry me a bit. I have been

867
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 2: in front of Whitney. I kind of went on a tour.

868
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: I've been given various information from people in Salt Lake.

869
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: We're like, Oh, you've got to go to this person's house.

870
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 2: You gotta go to this person's house. I have a

871
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: picture of We'll have to post that to Instagram. I'm

872
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: standing outside her house, which is kind of scary. My

873
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 2: sister lived in her kind of the community that she lived,

874
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, I know exactly where that is.

875
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, So the house that we see depicted on the

876
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 3: show is her actual hits.

877
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: I mean, as far as I know. I'm standing, Yeah,

878
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: it's her house.

879
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 4: Did you go to Meredith Marks.

880
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 2: No, that's in Park City and she's kind of all

881
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: over the place. It's hard to pin down where she's living, right,

882
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 2: she's I know, she's famously renting full out New Yorker. Yeah,

883
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 2: she doesn't live there.

884
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 3: I did meet Meredith Marks, and I met her because

885
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 3: she came to the premiere of Fire Island.

886
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what was the experience like?

887
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 4: So it brooks with her.

888
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 3: The whole family was there. So basically what happened was,

889
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 3: I am all excited. It's the premiere of the first

890
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 3: movie I'm ever in. And they really rolled out the

891
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 3: red carpet for Fire Island like we were on a

892
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 3: major press tour, Like it was like we were all over.

893
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 3: So then I got to the premiere, It's one of

894
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 3: the biggest, most exciting moments. I'm with a few dear

895
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 3: friends and my parents. I step out. I feel I'm

896
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 3: looking good.

897
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 4: The publicistrom search Light says to me, Meredith Mars is here,

898
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 4: and I say where I be?

899
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 3: Lying away from the red carpet, I completely forget like

900
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: you I was excited about. I was like, I don't care.

901
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 3: I walk over to Marks. I say, Hi, it's so

902
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 3: cool that you're here.

903
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 4: I'm in the movie. It's so great to meet you.

904
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: And she's like, oh my god, that's amazing. That's crowd

905
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 4: them all that's grit.

906
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I've actually like talked to

907
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 3: Brooks online because I have well, I have the full

908
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 3: I have both Brooks Marks tracksuits.

909
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 4: I have the Pride edition in classic black.

910
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: You are contributing to something that I don't.

911
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,439
Speaker 3: Yes, Well, first of all, here's what I'll say about

912
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 3: the Brooks Marks tracksuit for all the gay men out there.

913
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 4: It gives ass.

914
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, it like lifts.

915
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 4: I was like, are you kidding me? Like, and then

916
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 4: I took a full photo shoot in there.

917
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 2: How much does it cost? You have to say?

918
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 3: I think it was like one it's around one fifty's

919
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 3: It really wasn't. And then I sort of became friendly

920
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 3: enough with him online that he just sent me the

921
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 3: Pride one. And the other thing was Meredith did not

922
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 3: realize who I was when I was meeting her. She

923
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 3: just thought, oh, he's said that to my ask crying

924
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 3: came on to say, huh, think about jaw and then

925
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 3: like I took a picture with her. Seth took it

926
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 3: and I said, Seth, oh my god, you're here. She

927
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 3: was like you're coming as wall and then I was like, okay,

928
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: well I have to say hi to him. Then I

929
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 3: do eventually get on the carpet. There's an iconic video

930
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 3: of me like doing all my talking points for Fire,

931
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, it's great to be in a

932
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 3: movie about the Chosen family.

933
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 4: I'm going across side.

934
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 3: I was like, and you know, to do this with

935
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 3: my actual friends was so great and I'm so proud

936
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: of Jill went into it a funny rider. In the background,

937
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 3: the entire Marx family is like posing on the red carpet,

938
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 3: and I swear to god, I don't realize it, but

939
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: the entire Marx family is just Marxing behind it, so

940
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 3: I have to see eventually. Later on, she DMS me

941
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 3: and she's like, I didn't realize who you were, but

942
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 3: when you said when you posted that photoshoot of you

943
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 3: in the brooks Marks tracksuit, it meant so much to

944
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 3: us that he felt support.

945
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 4: And then she goes I.

946
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 3: She goes, I have to send you stuff, and then

947
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 3: I was like, okay.

948
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 4: She sent so much stuff from the.

949
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 3: I have I have like like eyeblinders from that say

950
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: Meredith Mark's when you sleep.

951
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 4: I have a sweatshirt that says love you baby.

952
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: I have ten brooks Marks hats three and white three

953
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 3: and black three and like a few in another color

954
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: in a different style.

955
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 4: I have so much stuff from them. They were very kind.

956
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 4: And then I ran to her into her on the

957
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 4: street again and she was watching an interview of jen

958
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 4: Shaw and she said, it's so sad.

959
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 3: What's happening? And I was like, are you guys on

960
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: good terms? She goes, yeah, we're fine, and I was like,

961
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: oh my god. And so then she goes, are you

962
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 3: coming inside? And we were going to this this event.

963
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 3: It was like this event in New York.

964
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 4: Again.

965
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: She does not live anywhere near.

966
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: Now, and then she was all over New York.

967
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm meeting Duran too, Madley, and I was like,

968
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 3: I cannot necessarily meet durand right now I'll turn to sand.

969
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: But that's affice to say. I am on the ground

970
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 3: floor with the housewives enough where they will send things.

971
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do want to back up a moment.

972
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 2: You just listened probably fifty things for Meredith. Not one

973
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 2: of them is jewelry, which is the one thing that

974
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: apparently she does has.

975
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 4: She don't give that away, No, that's top dollar. And

976
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 4: I did go on the.

977
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 3: Meredith Marks jewelry store, OK, because I thought maybe let's

978
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 3: get it like a nice piece for you know, the

979
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 3: lady in your life. And I was like, okay, but

980
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 3: it is like luxury jewelry, like it is actually really expensive.

981
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: Well, I don't care.

982
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 4: I don't care.

983
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 2: If if she really is that in love with you,

984
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: she'd send me a heart of the ocean, a ring

985
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: or something exactly.

986
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 3: So I've gotten tons of stuff from Meredith, but not jewelry,

987
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 3: and Whitney has sent me several products. I actually had

988
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 3: already bought the moisturide, and so I didn't need this one,

989
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 3: and so that's why I give.

990
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 4: It to you.

991
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: And have you interacted with Whitney.

992
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 3: I have talked to Whitney online and we've not interacted

993
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 3: in person. The only Salt Lake City house I have

994
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 3: interacted with in person is Meredith Marx. I've interacted with

995
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: me online, and I'm sort of afraid of Genshay. I

996
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: never want to speak to her. I'm interested in, like

997
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 3: Lisa Barlow interaction, Heather I'm wary.

998
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 2: Of You're wary of Heatherwahy.

999
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 4: Here's what I'll say. I think she's more of a

1000
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 4: queen Bee than we interest get from the show.

1001
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 3: And I think that she is one person on the

1002
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 3: show and potentially one person off, and I think you

1003
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 3: can kind of see glimpses of who she is.

1004
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 2: In the reunions, and you think she's awful.

1005
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 3: I don't think she's awful. I think she's superior. And

1006
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: I think this victim narrative that she places on herself

1007
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 3: i'mary of. I'm very wary of people who clearly.

1008
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 4: Have a lot of money, friends, power, et cetera, and

1009
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 4: are the start of a reality show who say I'm

1010
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 4: a victim, who say, like, my reality is very sad

1011
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 4: and everyone picks on me. I don't think so.

1012
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: And she's she has clearly alienated anyone that should be

1013
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 2: actually close to her in real life.

1014
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 4: Well, here's what I'll say.

1015
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 3: If her entire thing is I'm such a good friend,

1016
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 3: I will stick by you to the end, And that's

1017
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 3: going to be the kind of friend I want to

1018
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 3: be to the rest of my days. Why is the

1019
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 3: earth scorched with her cousin and best friend Whitney Rose.

1020
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 3: But meanwhile she's like, I'm Rider's Eye gen Shaw, who's

1021
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 3: like a dangerous felon.

1022
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 2: I mean, it really tells us what all of these

1023
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 2: women are. But It's like she's clearly a criminal, and

1024
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 2: you're all acting like she's the victim in the situation.

1025
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 3: Hello, and they're like, oh my god, it's so sad.

1026
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 3: What's happening with Jen? I'm like, yeah, for sure, it

1027
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 3: said for her family, But anyway, we're in the weeds here.

1028
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 4: What suffce say?

1029
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 2: I weigh a daily glow moisturize.

1030
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 4: I'm waiting on Vita tequila, Okay, And that's the only

1031
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 4: crazy she hasn't sent you any I mean why I

1032
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 4: don't think she.

1033
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 3: Knows I exist, because I think if she did know

1034
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 3: I exist, it would be best friends and we'd be

1035
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 3: going on insane fast food runs together because I really

1036
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 3: respect and I can tell you do too. I'm having

1037
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 3: a trash boyfriend with a trash diet that you love

1038
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 3: her fast food.

1039
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: It's fascinating. She lives not that far from my parents,

1040
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: and I know, like I'll see the various food in

1041
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: her car and I'll be like, oh, I know exactly

1042
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 2: the location she I know that sonic. I know the

1043
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 2: gas station she was at where she got that sixty

1044
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: four ounce diet.

1045
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 4: Doctor Peppy, You're kidding me.

1046
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,479
Speaker 2: I know her path. I could follow her path through town.

1047
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 4: That is fun about watching one that takes place in

1048
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 4: your hometown.

1049
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it is like a weird, little uncomfortable trip

1050
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 2: home all the time. Yeah, but we need to get

1051
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: you in touch with Lisa.

1052
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be relatively easy.

1053
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 3: You know what, we did interact one time on Instagram

1054
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 3: because I posted a tagline that I thought she should use,

1055
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 3: which was I'll have a large fry, a diet coke,

1056
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 3: and the truth. And I was like, I think that

1057
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 3: that would be a really good tagline, and she actually

1058
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 3: responded and she said that made my day. I just

1059
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 3: want to tell you that that made my day. And

1060
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh my god, it's free to use.

1061
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 3: It's public domain. And she I think herded that.

1062
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,959
Speaker 2: But then she had a current taglin do you know.

1063
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 3: Her current tagline is I always have your back if

1064
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 3: you stop stabbing me in mind.

1065
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 4: The taglines ass of late have not been good.

1066
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 2: And we I feel like we need to get a

1067
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 2: couple more housewives in Salt Lake City.

1068
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 4: I feel like we're trying. Well. Yeah, Angie Harrington a haunted.

1069
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 2: What is she doing? She's in the show. Why isn't

1070
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 2: she just part of it? At this point she like.

1071
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 3: Is part of it. They're trying to make her more

1072
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: of a thing. I think what happened, what's happening.

1073
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 4: Here Bridger is I think she's dumb as hell. Well,

1074
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 4: I hate to break it to you, but several of

1075
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 4: these people, well I don't know. She's just certainly not.

1076
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 4: She's not really populi shot there.

1077
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: Well, did you watch the most recent episode where her

1078
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 3: and Whinney Rose were doing that little Gray Gardens.

1079
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 2: In the Weird Parlor.

1080
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1081
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like her husband started like an Instagram

1082
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 3: to to fame the other women on the shop.

1083
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 2: It's been trolling them.

1084
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 4: It's crazy, it's crazy.

1085
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 2: It's weird to see on that show like something that

1086
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 2: clearly did happen in reality and somebody owning up to it,

1087
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 2: because he obviously did do that, and he seems very

1088
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 2: uncomfortable to be admitting he's probably a fifty year old

1089
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: man who's like, oh, yeah, I made a fake Instagram

1090
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 2: account and was trolling yeah when reality.

1091
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 3: And then they cut to Meredith Marks being like so

1092
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 3: upset that she was at dinner with them. Now she's like,

1093
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 3: I'm here with a fifty two year old man who's

1094
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 3: an online troll and then I felt at the end

1095
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 3: that in the in the Coming Attractions or the previews Coming.

1096
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: Attraction, in directions Soon.

1097
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 3: Carnival, in the Coming Attractions, I'm gonna keep calling it that.

1098
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 3: Juenshaw was like crying wheping her and referred to him

1099
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 3: as Angie's quote unquote fat elf on a shelf, And

1100
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 3: I thought, no, I don't like the body shaming fat.

1101
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 3: We need to take out. But calling him elf on

1102
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 3: the shelf, I thought was funny.

1103
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 2: It's a terrible insult though he looks nothing like an

1104
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 2: elf on the shelf.

1105
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 4: Have you seen an elf on the shelf?

1106
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 2: Does it have a beard?

1107
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter? Or is it just funny? That's a clearly

1108
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 3: elf on the shelf to me, took me if she.

1109
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 2: Was gonna go home Christmas theme, go Santa Claus. The

1110
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: guy looks has way more in common with Santa than

1111
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 2: Elf on the show.

1112
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 4: He is given like Hollywood Santa.

1113
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.

1114
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 3: If Santa moves to Hollywood, he looks like I'm going

1115
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: to say. His name is Chris Harrington. Wait, Chris Harrington

1116
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: very close to Chris.

1117
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 2: Harrison, Yeah, very very close.

1118
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 3: Did I ever tell you I haven't about when I

1119
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 3: was on who Wants to Be a Millionaire and Chris

1120
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 3: Harrison was the host.

1121
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 2: No, when was this?

1122
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 4: This was two thousand and I'm going to say seventeen, okay,

1123
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 4: And I flew out to Vegas because.

1124
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 3: I got on the show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

1125
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 3: And Chris Harrison was the host and I was on

1126
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 3: two episodes.

1127
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 2: Were in the capacity of like celebrity or just person.

1128
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 3: So I was recently on Celebrity Jeopardy just to let

1129
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 3: everyone know how far my career has come. I absolutely

1130
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 3: rocketed to the C list so so, but this was

1131
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 3: when I was nobody. You understand, I was simply a

1132
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 3: server in Brooklyn, And in fact, I think that's what

1133
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 3: they said on the bottom of ice creen. I didn't

1134
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 3: say because I asked for your job, and I this

1135
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 3: is at the time when I was like, I can't

1136
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 3: say I'm an actor because it's so humiliating, and it's

1137
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 3: even worse to say you're a comedian.

1138
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 2: But at that point, the pod was a thing. They

1139
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,399
Speaker 2: could have at least put it was a thing, but.

1140
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 3: Even the podcast host would be really embarrassing. And then

1141
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 3: Chris Harrison would be like, yeah, tell us about your podcast,

1142
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: and look.

1143
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 2: Like to get into that.

1144
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 3: So anyway, like I get there. And the thing about

1145
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 3: in comparing being on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

1146
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 3: and being on Jeopardy, you would think being on Jeopardy

1147
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 3: is much more stressful. No, Millionaire is so much more

1148
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 3: stressful because you're the only contestant and you have to

1149
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 3: answer every question and they're playing the music.

1150
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: The dude, you can feel the camera zooming in on you.

1151
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 4: It's intense, and you're in the round.

1152
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 3: You're in a circle, and it's like Chris Harrison sort

1153
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 3: of staring at you, watching it, saying the question.

1154
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 4: There's just a lot going on.

1155
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 3: So I get far far enough where they have to

1156
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 3: like break for an episode in the middle, and they're

1157
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 3: like and tomorrow, that's not bad. So you go change

1158
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 3: your shirt and then you have to re enter.

1159
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: The space righting several shirt options.

1160
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 3: I had to bring at least two because too, because

1161
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 3: odds are you were going to be on two episodes

1162
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 3: if you did if You're worth your salt at all,

1163
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 3: and then a third one for if something like absolutely

1164
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 3: was not working on camera, honey. Then I So what

1165
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 3: happened was I re entered the space and I guess

1166
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 3: like they were rushed because they gave me directions on

1167
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 3: how to re enter the space like after he announces

1168
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 3: me like sort of vaguely, So I messed up my

1169
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 3: entrance and I guess it was I guess it was

1170
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 3: the end of the day for him, so we had

1171
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 3: to do it again. He like basically was just like,

1172
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 3: you know, the energy was just like not good. He's

1173
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 3: also one of those hosts where you know, at the

1174
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 3: end of an episode where it's a game show where

1175
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 3: the host like chats with a contestant. Right, what he

1176
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 3: was saying was and this is the part where we're talking,

1177
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: we were telling saying something et cetera, Like he wasn't.

1178
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: Even true at that level.

1179
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 4: Wow, So it was that level of that's not really,

1180
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 4: that's not the Regius energy.

1181
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 2: You know. Regis was getting little personal anecdotes.

1182
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 3: And I recently did Kelly Clarkson, and you know what

1183
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 3: happens when the cameras go down on her curses like

1184
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 3: a sailor.

1185
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 4: I love it. She's like, this is motherfucker, Like.

1186
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 3: I was of test, but that's like her vibe And

1187
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 3: I say that was a gag. Meeting her shoes one

1188
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 3: of my favorites.

1189
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: She's incredible, the best.

1190
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: And so anyway back to Chris Harrison, I messed up

1191
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 3: my entrance. I come back down for the for the

1192
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 3: new entrance, and he does that thing because I think

1193
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 3: he didn't like that. I was like being playful with

1194
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 3: the audience, like he was like ready to leave, like

1195
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 3: I messed up my entrance and I went like like

1196
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 3: that to the audience and they were like, aha, So

1197
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: I come back in and remember when Trump used to

1198
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 3: do that thing where he'd shake someone's hand and then pull.

1199
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 4: I don't remember that, but so he shaved my hand

1200
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 4: and then like.

1201
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: Oh when he was like yank you. Yes, I thought

1202
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: you were like I thought you were saying that Trump

1203
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 2: was like faking people out, which.

1204
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 4: No, no, no.

1205
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: It's like grabs your hand a little too tight and

1206
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 3: then pulls you in psycho. It was like a Trump thing.

1207
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 3: It's like an alpha thing. It's like something that guys

1208
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 3: do to let you know.

1209
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 2: Like the like.

1210
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 3: To like you know, man, you like double dog you right,

1211
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 3: And so he did that to me. I came off

1212
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 3: my feet and honestly you can see in the video,

1213
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 3: I like I'm like literally yanks him a little bit,

1214
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 3: and then I get around on the other side, and

1215
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 3: I'm pissed, like you can see in the video, I'm

1216
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 3: pissed off, and he just like starts in with those

1217
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 3: talking points and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

1218
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 4: But he was unequivocally an asshole. And to watch him

1219
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 4: lose his job and have all this stuff come out,

1220
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 4: it's the chef's kiss I've wanted for years because he

1221
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 4: was a jerk.

1222
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 2: Wow, that is how far? Like, what did you end

1223
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 2: up winning?

1224
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 3: I won five thousand dollars, so basically I got to

1225
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 3: twenty thousand and then I had twenty thousand, and I

1226
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 3: should have walked away. And then something happened where they

1227
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 3: asked me a question that was sort of a bullshit question,

1228
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 3: and me, being who I am, I was like, let's

1229
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 3: risk it, let's go for it, and I just missed it.

1230
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 2: But I'll asked the question. Let me see if I

1231
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 2: can try to answer this.

1232
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 4: Okay, here it is.

1233
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 3: This is the correct spelling of the first name of

1234
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 3: the protagonist of Charles Dickens's.

1235
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 4: A Christmas Carol. Okay, here were the options. A Ebenezer

1236
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 4: e b e n I e z e r Okay,

1237
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 4: b Ebenezer e b e n eazy e R okay,

1238
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 4: C Ebenezer e b A n ea z e R

1239
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 4: d Ebenezer e b e n e e z e r.

1240
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: None of those are what I was imagining, and that

1241
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to.

1242
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 4: Go with B. You would have been right, Oh my god,

1243
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:36,919
Speaker 4: So I thought I wasn't.

1244
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: I should have been there. I should have been there,

1245
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: you know what.

1246
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 4: I used my fifty to fifty huh, And they knocked

1247
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 4: out A and C, which I knew were not right right.

1248
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 4: And then something was like Ebenezer like the ease felt

1249
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 4: really long for me, and I was like, I think

1250
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 4: it's D was wrong.

1251
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 3: He was thrilled to see me go crushed. You left

1252
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 3: of five thousand dollars a thousand. But the good thing

1253
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 3: about it was I was out in Vegas and I taped.

1254
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 3: They asked you to save three days. I was there.

1255
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 3: I taped on the first day. So the next day

1256
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 3: I was just like, I'm spending this five K I got,

1257
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 3: which I spent it almost entirely in Bloody Mary's at

1258
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 3: the pool Mandolai bag.

1259
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 2: How much did they take out of Texas? Oh? Probably

1260
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 2: like six You go home completely in the hole, Yeah.

1261
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 3: Just like not and you. I went for the experience

1262
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 3: and they didn't fly me out.

1263
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 2: They what you had to pay to get there? Yes,

1264
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 2: so this you pay to get there.

1265
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 3: But like basically if you go and you win no money,

1266
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 3: you still got a thousand dollars for appearing.

1267
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: So like ultimately it like cancels.

1268
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 2: Out and it's a yeah, like a life experience, a

1269
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 2: story you can tell later on a podcast that you

1270
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 2: don't know the correct spelling of Ebenezer.

1271
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I will. I would actually say I did

1272
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 4: know it, but the stress got to me.

1273
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 3: And also what a stupid question that will? That will

1274
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 3: be with me forever?

1275
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: Of course you remembered it exactly.

1276
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 4: I will never forget it.

1277
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 3: And it's also like it's out there, like I mean,

1278
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 3: you can watch it like on YouTube. There's like there's

1279
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 3: like still clips of it. But yeah, no, I did

1280
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 3: much better on Jeopardy.

1281
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 2: How much did you end up winning on Jeopardy?

1282
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 3: I so it was for charity because it was celebrity

1283
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 3: Jeopardy and also remember it's the celebrit Jeopardy is Jeopardy

1284
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 3: for babies of course. So it was me Ayisha Tyler

1285
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 3: and John Michael Higgins.

1286
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 2: We were both wonder fantastic.

1287
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 3: And I started really bad, but ultimately I ended with

1288
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,760
Speaker 3: a score of thirty thousand, five hundred dollars.

1289
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's pretty good.

1290
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1291
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 3: And I won thirty thousand dollars for my charity, which

1292
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 3: was called Story Parts Change Makers.

1293
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good that's a good charity.

1294
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 4: It is.

1295
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 2: What do you think is easier Celebrity Jeopardy or Teen Jeopardy?

1296
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 4: I think Celebrity Jeopardy is easier.

1297
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

1298
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 3: Team Jeopardy is Like the reason why it's fun to

1299
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 3: watch Teen Jeopardy is because they're so smart. Well, the

1300
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 3: thing is, you're never smarter than you are in high school.

1301
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's absolutely true. There are things I knew in

1302
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: high school have vanished for money.

1303
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, you know, you could be defining what a

1304
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 3: of her valley is. You could talk about how you

1305
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 3: know Mesopotamia was the first civilization all the dot day,

1306
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

1307
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 4: Like all these things that then pop up in Jeopardy.

1308
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,879
Speaker 2: Later when they wish I had held on to it.

1309
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 4: When they're like the.

1310
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 3: Category is World Rivers, I was like, I'm gonna put

1311
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 3: my buzzer down.

1312
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: I'll be walking away.

1313
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 3: I'll be walking away World. I was like Jeopardy, I'd

1314
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 3: like to walk away. They're like, that's not how this

1315
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 3: one works.

1316
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 4: I'd like to walk away.

1317
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 2: That would be the best moment that ever.

1318
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna walk away. I should have done that.

1319
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 2: Oh my god, next time.

1320
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Speaker 3: Well, actually, no, When you mess around on Jeopardy, the

1321
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 3: Jeopardy fans get really mad.

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00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 2: They're a very passionate crowd.

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Speaker 4: You know who's really in trouble right now is Hassan

1324
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 4: minhaj Oh.

1325
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 2: I heard about was he doing on the show?

1326
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 4: Well, he was goofing off? Okay, he was sort of doing.

1327
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 4: He was doing a lot.

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00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 3: And I would say, like, the comedian part of me

1329
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 3: is like, yeah, you're on Celebrity Jeopardy, like the now

1330
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 3: they're talking about you because you were funny, great, right,

1331
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 3: But the other half is like, these people take it seriously.

1332
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 2: It's temple.

1333
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 3: A lot of Jeopardy fans are upset that Celebrity Jeopardy

1334
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 3: even exists.

1335
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 4: Oh, of course, because they're like, these people aren't smart.

1336
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 3: They make a mockery of they're dumber, and why are

1337
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 3: they on there with the opportunity to earn money for anything?

1338
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 4: Never mind that it's charity. You freaks. They're like, these

1339
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 4: questions are garbage.

1340
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: And when you have like a brain fart moment on

1341
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 3: Celebrity Jeopardy, you're the dumbest person in the world. But meanwhile,

1342
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 3: on regular Jeopardy, they have those moments all the time,

1343
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 3: and they're just like, well, sometimes that happens.

1344
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 2: I feel like some real dummies sneak into regular Jeopardy.

1345
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 4: What I am as a celebrity rights activist. No, but

1346
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 4: he is in trouble wow.

1347
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 3: And Elizah Schlessinger was in trouble too well because she

1348
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 3: was goofing off too much.

1349
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 4: But she won. She won, she won somehow, she was

1350
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 4: horrible on the show.

1351
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 2: She shit, who is she up against?

1352
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I said, they're not actually famous.

1353
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 3: I'm not a celebrity. I mean, I'm not walking on

1354
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 3: the streets. People are being like, oh my god, Like

1355
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 3: did you Matt Rogers? I love that for you, Like

1356
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 3: none of you watched it.

1357
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: You were good in it.

1358
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. You're truly good.

1359
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 3: And people did watch it. I guess I'm just trying

1360
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 3: to self deprecate.

1361
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 2: Sure, and it's on showtime, and thank you for that.

1362
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 2: There are forty people watching show. I mean, forty people

1363
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 2: subscribe to Showtime and my.

1364
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 4: Special have you heard of Christmas? Is streaming December.

1365
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 2: Second, you're gonna have Oh, that's period. We've got to

1366
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 2: cut that out. We'll cut out the show Time talking

1367
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: to No, we.

1368
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 4: Can't cut it out, because here's what I want to

1369
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 4: say to people. If you don't want it, just get

1370
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 4: the thirty day trial. Get the thirty day trial.

1371
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 3: If you're a Matt Rogers fan, if you're in the

1372
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 3: Matt Rogers fan community, watch the special.

1373
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 2: Met hold for one second, because we're gonna play a

1374
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 2: game and you're gonna have an opportunity to promote this.

1375
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a full.

1376
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 4: No, you're wrong.

1377
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have two opportunities for what of beause I'm

1378
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 3: gonna keep saying what I'm saying right now, and you

1379
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 3: can stream the eight episodes or season one of I

1380
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 3: love that for you talking when I said bear Melee

1381
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: Show and Jennifer Lewis and me and Matt Rogers.

1382
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 4: That that's very good in the show. Thank you so much,

1383
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 4: very good. H thank you for watching it.

1384
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 2: If we're gonna play a game, now, we're gonna play

1385
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 2: a game now. For now, We're gonna play a game.

1386
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 2: Let's play gift Master. Actually for a game called gift Master.

1387
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 4: Whatever you think would be most fun for I'm.

1388
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: Trying to think of the last game we played. You know,

1389
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 2: Listeners starts screaming if a game doesn't get played often

1390
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 2: and off that sort of.

1391
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 3: So I want to play the game that everyone's gonna

1392
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 3: be most excited about.

1393
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I think they'll they'll be happy to play this game. Okay,

1394
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 2: unless you fuck it up. Oh god, that would be terrible.

1395
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: I need to number between one and ten from you.

1396
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 4: Well, then I'm gonna choose six.

1397
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 2: Okay, six. I have to do some light calculating. Okay,

1398
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 2: so I have to get the game pieces. This is

1399
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 2: your testing to a.

1400
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 4: Kind of gag that I picked six.

1401
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: Six is a bad number. It's kind of a nasty number.

1402
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 2: But that's.

1403
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 4: I was just gagged because I thought it was random.

1404
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 4: You were saying, you know, you say my choice is bad.

1405
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 4: Use the word bad and nasty. Jesus Christ. I come

1406
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 4: with gifts, he says, he demands gifts. I come in.

1407
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 2: He's certainly didn't demand gifts. I begged you not to

1408
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 2: second for months, Larissa. I don't know what Analise and

1409
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 2: Larissa were talking about on the email thread, Lisa is

1410
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 2: doing some things that are really disrupting this.

1411
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 4: You know how describe her underhanded.

1412
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: Sneaky?

1413
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 4: I would say, sneaky, sneaks.

1414
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: You have the mic to continue promoting or recommending. I mean, yeah,

1415
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 2: you've got you still have some things to promote.

1416
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 4: I feel like it's an endless well of you will

1417
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 4: until you're dead, your last words, some sort of promotion.

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00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 4: Sh I'll be on Netflix.

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00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so everyone watched Q four on Netflix. It's a

1420
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 3: ten episode, a queer animated spots show. It will not

1421
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,439
Speaker 3: get a second season. I hope that you watched Hot

1422
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 3: Dog on HBO Max, the dog groom and competition show

1423
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 3: I hosted, because you can't watch it anymore. They've taken

1424
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 3: it off stream. The podcast Last Culture says, wherever you

1425
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 3: do get your podcast. I co host that with little

1426
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 3: known comedian but and Yang, someone who's actually famous and

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01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 3: therefore would never do celebrity Jeopardy, would never stoop to

1428
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 3: such a thing, though I do think he'd do well

1429
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 3: on it because he's smarter than me. He's both more

1430
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 3: famous and smarter than me, and dress is better. So

1431
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 3: those are certainly things I have going on, And so

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01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 3: is this where you said I have the opportunity to promote?

1433
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 4: Is this okay? So, and my tour Have you heard

1434
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 4: of Christmas? Is on sale now? Please come.

1435
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 3: I'm going to fourteen cities. It accompanies the musical comedy

1436
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 3: special of the same name, Matt Rodgers.

1437
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 4: Have you heard of Christmas?

1438
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 3: The streams December second and then henceforth forever, we hope,

1439
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 3: unless they HBO Max, hot dog it and yank it

1440
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 3: on down. So watch it while you can, because the

1441
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 3: industry is in disarray and we'redgers back.

1442
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: The industry is flipping the lights off.

1443
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

1444
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 2: The television will probably be around for another two years,

1445
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 2: So I hope people enjoy it.

1446
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we're all gonna be just like on TikTok.

1447
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 2: Have you recently joined TikTok?

1448
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 4: Yes?

1449
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 3: I recently joined TikTok because I was told I must,

1450
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 3: literally in order to promote the special.

1451
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 4: They're like, you gotta get on TikTok. I was like,

1452
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 4: They're like, if you're not gonna be on Twitter, you

1453
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 4: gotta be on TikTok. And I refuse to elon Musk's Twitter.

1454
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 4: Oh of course there's absolutely no way, and so I

1455
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 4: won't get back on Facebook either. No. I will only

1456
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 4: be love.

1457
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 2: For you to go to Facebook to promote the special.

1458
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well they asked me to and I was like.

1459
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 2: That does being on any of none? No, No one

1460
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,440
Speaker 2: wants to be told to watch anything on any of

1461
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 2: these services. It does nothing.

1462
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,479
Speaker 4: I don't want any Facebook people at my show either.

1463
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 2: That very I want you to get on Facebook Marketplace

1464
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 2: and try to sell tickets to you.

1465
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and that'll be the real that'll be that

1466
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 3: you know, use it rock bottom.

1467
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 4: Please by tickets to the show, especially in Atlanta. We're

1468
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 4: struggling there.

1469
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 2: I do want Atlanta reach out.

1470
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 4: Don't reach out, just buy tickets. I don't want to know,

1471
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 4: not to engage see me a thea take a picture.

1472
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 2: I do want to ask you before we get into

1473
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 2: the game. Yeah, just quickly, I want to talk about

1474
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 2: Mariah Carres. All I want for Christmas?

1475
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 4: Is you sure?

1476
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 2: Something that I've been thinking about recently is will there

1477
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 2: ever be a more beloved Christmas song? And what would

1478
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 2: it take?

1479
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 4: We won't know in our lifetime, I don't think.

1480
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting kind of like will we ever get to

1481
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 2: another planet?

1482
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 4: Then? Right? So it's sort of like I think it took.

1483
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 4: It's actually interesting.

1484
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 3: I would love to go back into a time in

1485
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 3: a time machine, back to whenever that song was released.

1486
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 4: I guess ninety four, yeah, I think ninety four yeah,

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01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 4: And I would love to see how people reacted to

1488
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 4: it at the time. I'm sure it was a hit

1489
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 4: because I remember it being like a big hit when

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01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 4: even when I was like seven eight years old when

1491
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 4: I started to really love Mariah and it was on

1492
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 4: the radio all the time.

1493
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 3: And I think I've always identified it as like a

1494
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: modern classic.

1495
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 4: Right now, it's just a standard. Yeah, Oh so who

1496
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 4: knows if.

1497
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 3: Like, you know, we'll say her name again. Kelly Clarkson's

1498
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 3: Underneath the Tree in twenty years is a modern standard.

1499
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 3: I don't know that anything is hit as hard that's new, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe there is something out there that is making

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01:02:58,600 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 2: its way into the.

1502
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 3: That's thing is hard to write because the Christmas sound

1503
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 3: like and to like earnestly plug the show. Basically, what

1504
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: my show is is it's an original pop Christmas album,

1505
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 3: right and it's basically me trying to be the Prince

1506
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 3: of Christmas, like Mariah is the Queen of Christmas. And

1507
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 3: this show is a documentation of that. So because capitalism

1508
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 3: and of course holidays, celebrations, being together, et cetera, all

1509
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 3: those things, Sanna vibes not red and green for you,

1510
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 3: not necessarily, it's more of a silver and gold moment.

1511
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 3: You ever seen the original Rudolph the clamations of culverin.

1512
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 2: Specifically for you?

1513
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wow, so that was that.

1514
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 3: I actually in the in the special and practice say

1515
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: I wear a silver suit, so you can't tell me

1516
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 3: that I'm messing up with colors.

1517
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 4: But how did I How did I get.

1518
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 2: We're trying to get to like what will there ever

1519
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 2: be a thing?

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01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 3: It's hard to It's hard to write a Christmas song

1521
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 3: that feels really different from everything else and therefore stands

1522
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 3: out enough to become a classic because the Christmas sound

1523
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 3: is so specific and you need certain elements like you

1524
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 3: need like the ding ding bell, some sort of bell,

1525
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 3: you need some chimes orchestraly, like we're working in the

1526
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 3: same area. So I think until someone can reinvent the

1527
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 3: form a little bit, we won't get like necessarily a

1528
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 3: classic song. But people should watch my special and tell

1529
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 3: me if there's a front runner.

1530
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 2: For yes, you might be the person. I mean it

1531
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 2: could it wouldn't that be fun? You never know, you

1532
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 2: just truly never.

1533
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out and that people feel free

1534
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 3: to tell me if all the songs are flops.

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01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 2: Reach out Atlanta, reach out at lant to reach out. Okay,

1536
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 2: we've delayed enough with the game. This is how the

1537
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 2: game works. Over your name three gifts. You can give

1538
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 2: away three things that you'll be giving someone.

1539
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 4: And being giving season. This is good.

1540
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is absolutely perfect. And then I'm going to

1541
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 2: name three celebrities. Okay, you're gonna tell me which celebrity

1542
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 2: you'll give which gift.

1543
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 4: And why love this?

1544
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 2: Does that make perfect sense?

1545
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 4: That actually makes extreme sense to me, And I'm excited.

1546
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 4: I'm a giver.

1547
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 2: Okay, so these are these are all kind of unconventional gifts.

1548
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,959
Speaker 2: Number one A low rated morning talk show.

1549
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 4: Got it so? Low rated morning talk show?

1550
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 3: Now can I ask a clarifying question, of course, does

1551
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 3: the low rated morning talk show stay on the air

1552
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 3: or does it?

1553
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean it's it's definitely staying on the air,

1554
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 2: maybe because there's just not a better option.

1555
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 3: Or maybe the network is like, we put a lot

1556
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 3: of money into what we're going to see it through.

1557
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 2: Right, We're gonna let this thing totally sink.

1558
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 4: Us a low rated morning talk show. Okay.

1559
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 2: Number two and this isn't an interesting one. And at

1560
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 2: an appearance on this podcast.

1561
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 4: And the listeners are dedicated.

1562
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 2: That we've got a dedicated audience. Do they have a

1563
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 2: name listener?

1564
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 4: Listener?

1565
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 2: I think that at some point people were pitching things

1566
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 2: and I thought, can we just call them the listener? Okay,

1567
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 2: because there's a respect there, there's I think that I

1568
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 2: just that's what they're doing.

1569
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 4: They're listening, listening.

1570
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 2: They're hopefully doing absolutely nothing else while it's happening, sitting

1571
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 2: still and yeah, just completely maybe taking maybe taking notes.

1572
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're a gracious host. So this and like

1573
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 3: I said, this atmosphere is beautiful and I'm having a

1574
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 3: wonderful time. So that is a true gift.

1575
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 4: Uh.

1576
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 2: And Number three the United States of America.

1577
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 4: Giving them the power to govern the country.

1578
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 2: They get the country, to get the country, and we've

1579
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 2: seen that go certain ways.

1580
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 4: It's got some nix and some dents. It's well, we

1581
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 4: have a long way to go. We've got we really do.

1582
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 3: And this country has immortal wound. We can't get into

1583
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 3: it too much. But let's just say that there's a

1584
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 3: lot of deep seated issues in.

1585
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 4: The country, or it's a divided land that is not

1586
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 4: even that is that is a loaded gift, has.

1587
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 2: A major responsibility. It's kind of like a dog giving

1588
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 2: a child a pet. It's like, there's a lot more.

1589
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 4: You've got to walk this thing every day, and you've

1590
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 4: got to feed it, and it could bite you. Yeah, exactly,

1591
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 4: And that's got many enemies.

1592
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 2: Right as we know about dogs, they all have tons

1593
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 2: of enemies.

1594
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 3: Well when a dog, when a dog does not like

1595
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 3: another dog, you fucking.

1596
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 2: Know it, it will be jaws around throat.

1597
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 3: Honey, that dog is Saudi Arabia over there, that dog

1598
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 3: is China as hell.

1599
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 4: You don't like us, Okay.

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01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 2: The celebrities Number one, Michael Shannon, he haunted Michael Shannon.

1601
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 2: I love Michael Shannon. Number two, this is unusual. It's

1602
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 2: a group. It's the Scars Guard family, the entire clan.

1603
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 4: That's honestly, I have an instinct for them already.

1604
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 2: Okay, it's help me, I know it's out. Bill the Father, Yeah,

1605
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 2: Stellen Stellin. I always feel like Stellen should be Bill

1606
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 2: and Bill should be Stelling because Bill is older, and

1607
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 2: Bill sounds like an older person's name.

1608
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does.

1609
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 3: Stellin feels more closer to their like Nordic roots.

1610
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 2: Right, but like also younger and fresher and new. And

1611
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 2: there are probably other scars Guards. If there's three, there's

1612
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 2: gotta be more, for sure, for sure, But it's the scars.

1613
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 4: Guard family's mother, because mom in the picture.

1614
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 2: Unless they were all adopted by gay men, I.

1615
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,600
Speaker 3: Don't think they're together. I don't get the sense that

1616
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 3: they've been around a lot of games.

1617
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 2: I mean, it could be a generations and generations of

1618
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,880
Speaker 2: gay men adopting other Uh, it's impossibility.

1619
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 4: It's certainly not ruling it out.

1620
01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 3: I do think that there was a mother involved, but

1621
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 3: it's great that you're open to that.

1622
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 2: Number three we love her. Juliette Binoche.

1623
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 3: Juliette Binoche. She of course a stunning actress. I knew

1624
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 3: her from Chocolatte, I knew her from Dan in real life.

1625
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 3: She actually turns quite the performance in Dan in Real

1626
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 3: Life and Dan in Real Life, starring Steve Carell and

1627
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 3: Dane Cook, a much better movie. Cook is in that movie.

1628
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the films. My bit is that if I

1629
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 3: ever meet Dane Cook. I'm gonna say I love your films.

1630
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 3: Good luck, Chuck Dan in real life employee of the month.

1631
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 2: That's an interesting you can really watch the downhill slide

1632
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 2: for that career into the mayorrying, the uh.

1633
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 4: Oh what is she six?

1634
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, So we have the celebrities.

1635
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 3: We have Michael Shannon, the Scar's Guard family, and Juliette Binochi.

1636
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:13,240
Speaker 2: Most recently of the Staircase.

1637
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 4: Yes, didn't see it.

1638
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 2: Oh, she's excellent.

1639
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 3: I'm sure she's very talented. So I'm to give one

1640
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 3: a low rated morning talk show. I'm to give one

1641
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 3: the United States of America, and I'm to give one

1642
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 3: an appearance on this podcast.

1643
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 4: Which in a way is kind of a gift to me. Yeah,

1644
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 4: so you have to think about me in this scenario.

1645
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 3: So, in picking up on the things I've picked up on,

1646
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,000
Speaker 3: you said you loved Michael Shannon, I.

1647
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 2: Do, like I love all of these people. I mean,

1648
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 2: I probably know you need.

1649
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 4: To say that about all of them.

1650
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 2: Now I'm begging. I'm like, I'm trying to throw you

1651
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 2: off here.

1652
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 3: What I'd like to do is I would love to

1653
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,759
Speaker 3: see Michael Shannon come here and guests on this podcast.

1654
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 4: I'm going to give that gift to him.

1655
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 3: Think you guys have a wonderful conversation, and I think

1656
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 3: that honestly, this atmosphe would lighten him up a little.

1657
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 2: What, Yeah, what do you think he would be like

1658
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 2: on a podcast?

1659
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 3: I think he would answer directly but wouldn't elaborate on

1660
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:05,600
Speaker 3: a lot of things. I think it would just be

1661
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 3: very like you know, I think you'd I think it

1662
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 3: would be forty five minutes. I think that you I.

1663
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 2: Think a lot of a lot of me talking, a

1664
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,720
Speaker 2: lot of me carry and I.

1665
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 3: Don't think he'd bring a gift, which I know you

1666
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 3: say you don't want, but is crucial to the podcasting

1667
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 3: a gift.

1668
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 2: That's like his publicist is probably too scared to tell

1669
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 2: him that, like that's part of this podcast. And so

1670
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 2: he just shows up and he's.

1671
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 3: Like, I saw I said no gifts. And I always

1672
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 3: pay very close attention to the text, and so he's

1673
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 3: he's like someone that's like an actor. He's like, I

1674
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 3: saw the text, was I said no gifts. You gave

1675
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 3: me a directive and what do you mean I didn't

1676
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 3: do it right, et cetera.

1677
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 4: So he's coming on the podcast, right Juliete Binoche.

1678
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,800
Speaker 3: I feel it's getting the low rated morning talk show

1679
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 3: because I feel that she has the power as an

1680
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 3: grounded actress to get people to really drop in. I

1681
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 3: see her in sort of a Kashmir. I see like

1682
01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 3: her coming in, sitting down like golf collaps in the audience,

1683
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 3: no monologue, just today, we're going to be speaking with

1684
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 3: someone I've wanted to talk to for a very long time.

1685
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 4: It's Cap Lanchett.

1686
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,320
Speaker 3: And then she comes out and sits down and they

1687
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 3: sort of just talk about the craft of acting. And

1688
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 3: it's got like a dedicated audience of not that many people,

1689
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 3: but it's sort of more ASMR than anything else.

1690
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 2: I think that she actually makes perfect sense for a

1691
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 2: morning show. That's the sort of morning show I want

1692
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 2: to watch where it's like I'm waking up. I need

1693
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,360
Speaker 2: it to be a little bit more quiet.

1694
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,760
Speaker 4: I need to be Kelly Ripa screaming, you know what

1695
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 4: I mean.

1696
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:35,480
Speaker 3: It's like it's Juliet Binoch sort of like gently whispering

1697
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 3: a suggest to.

1698
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 2: I would love, yes, love for her to have a

1699
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 2: low rated morning talk show.

1700
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 4: Yes, And I'm giving the United States of America to

1701
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 4: the Scar's guards who come from a socialist country. And

1702
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 4: so they come from Norway. Okay, sure, which is doing

1703
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 4: it right? Right?

1704
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 2: Of course, there's never any trouble.

1705
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's sort of Northern European way of life is

1706
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 3: something I wish we'd mulate here more. And I think

1707
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 3: that because they are so powerful, and if Alexander is

1708
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 3: the face of it all, I think some of these

1709
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 3: people are just gonna do what he says. I mean,

1710
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 3: I will do whatever that man says in any cio.

1711
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 3: Of course, he could tell me to do whatever. So

1712
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,759
Speaker 3: if he is the president, that's gonna be someone I follow.

1713
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,719
Speaker 2: He would be an incredible I feel like he actually

1714
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,439
Speaker 2: will That feels like a presidential candidate. Too bad he

1715
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 2: was born in another country.

1716
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,679
Speaker 4: That's true, I'm still giving.

1717
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's just being handed over.

1718
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,040
Speaker 3: Right, because in this scenario it's I mean sort of

1719
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 3: those rules don't really apply.

1720
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 2: Are the Scarsguards fleeing Norway?

1721
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 4: I don't even I certain they live in La Boo.

1722
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like they are kind of turning their back.

1723
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 2: So what I the Stars Guard family.

1724
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 4: I don't think that they're turning their back in their country.

1725
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 3: I think they moved to America, the land of great

1726
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,360
Speaker 3: opportunity in order to further their careers, and they have

1727
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:51,599
Speaker 3: and so this is.

1728
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 4: In many ways the American dream.

1729
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:59,519
Speaker 2: Right, what's the other family? The Australians thor oh the

1730
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 2: hems were the Hemsworth that's right, Yea, they're all strong. Okay,

1731
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 2: these families, these talents, Yeah, they.

1732
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 3: Come over in their talented families. Is yes, because you

1733
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 3: know what, there's Chris Hemsworth, there's Liam Hemsworth, and then

1734
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 3: there's another hems Luke Luke. Want to say, Luke, can

1735
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,640
Speaker 3: you imagine being Luke Hemsworth? That's like being what's that?

1736
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 4: Uh? The Jonas that's not Nick Jonas or Joe Jonas.

1737
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,080
Speaker 2: Devon, Yeah, Devon Jonas.

1738
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 4: Devin Jonas And what is his name that sucks Jonas?

1739
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,799
Speaker 4: It is Kevin. It's not Devon, it's Kevin. You were so.

1740
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 2: Close for Kevin. Kevin reach Out, Atlanta, reach Out.

1741
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 4: He would do this podcast Kevin stay at home, but

1742
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:40,840
Speaker 4: he'd bring his wife.

1743
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 2: Is he real religious?

1744
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,599
Speaker 3: I think that they're all some sort of vague used

1745
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 3: to be wearing.

1746
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 4: Uh people got married because couldn't fuck without it, et cetera.

1747
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, excellently played.

1748
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 4: I think that I honestly think that all of those things,

1749
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 4: if they happened, would make the world a better place.

1750
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 2: Absolutely. And I can't imagine the Scars Guard family being

1751
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 2: a guest on this pot. I don't know how I

1752
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 2: would handle it. I actually think that would be shorter

1753
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 2: than forty five minutes. I think that that you would

1754
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 2: have so little to say to me.

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01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 4: Well, I got to say something. You don't have enough

1756
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 4: mics for that.

1757
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 2: No, I mean, God knows how many people are showing up.

1758
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 2: We've we named three, but we don't know how many

1759
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:27,400
Speaker 2: other Scars Guards exist.

1760
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:31,799
Speaker 3: You haven't created an atmosphere that's conducive to the Scars

1761
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 3: Guards being here.

1762
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 2: You're blaming me.

1763
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 3: Yes, you need a mic. I need a mic. Analyst

1764
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:38,599
Speaker 3: needs a mic because when she chimes in, it's perfect.

1765
01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 3: What do you have to say right now?

1766
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:44,679
Speaker 4: Anything good? Having a great time, been a great time? Okay?

1767
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 4: Do you agree with my gifts? I thought about having

1768
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,960
Speaker 4: Juliette come on the podcast because from a producer's standpoint,

1769
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:51,519
Speaker 4: I thought the same.

1770
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 2: I thought maybe Michael wouldn't talk that much. I didn't

1771
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 2: want that to drive you crazy. I will say, Michael,

1772
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 2: I feel like we're all under underestimating Michael. I think

1773
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 2: he look'st True's true, like.

1774
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 3: These actors are like like it's like, yeah, but at

1775
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 3: the end of the day, you're in full makeup every

1776
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 3: day and you you do hit the carpet, babe, and

1777
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 3: it's not like you weren't dating like Michelle Williams, you

1778
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:16,280
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, come on, one time I

1779
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:16,840
Speaker 3: saw him in.

1780
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,679
Speaker 4: Red Hook because I Michael Shannon.

1781
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 3: Yes, because Michelle Williams like lived over where I was

1782
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,559
Speaker 3: waiting tables and he was just walking in a fair

1783
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 3: way to name another supermarket, and I literally was like,

1784
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 3: oh my god, this is Michael Shannon. And he was

1785
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 3: with I guess like a young child, and it was

1786
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:40,839
Speaker 3: giving like gruff parent that makes sense Sunday morning vibes.

1787
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 4: But certainly like he's an actor.

1788
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,759
Speaker 2: He's an actor. But I I Michael, if you're listening,

1789
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 2: I feel like you've got a fun side. I feel sure.

1790
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,880
Speaker 2: I feel like he's light and airy.

1791
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 3: I think that if he came here, you would charm

1792
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 3: him so that he would open up. And also, here's

1793
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 3: another thing for the producing element of it.

1794
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 2: Just stop to switch jackets.

1795
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 4: I just.

1796
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 2: I want to wear that jacket for the final segment

1797
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 2: of the podcast. So we are switching jackets and there

1798
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 2: is going to be an energy shift on the podcast.

1799
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 2: There's no helping. God only knows. This smells great? What

1800
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 2: sort of this feels like you've got a colonne on?

1801
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:28,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, last time I did put a colone, I'm

1802
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 4: going to take that. I was trying. I was trying

1803
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,639
Speaker 4: to impress someone who doesn't want to date me anymore.

1804
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:35,599
Speaker 2: So that looks great. I mean it's certainly too small

1805
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:35,840
Speaker 2: for you.

1806
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little small, but because you're because you're

1807
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,679
Speaker 3: more of a small and I'm more of a medium.

1808
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're definitely it's size queen.

1809
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:46,040
Speaker 2: You rare, You rarely meet a medium, like it's either

1810
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 2: a small or a large person at this point.

1811
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 4: Well, you wouldn't know me out they don't have my size.

1812
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,080
Speaker 4: Mediums are going in there, scooping everything up.

1813
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 2: So now I feel like I'm wearing older brothers jacket.

1814
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 4: You look great. I feel a little sick.

1815
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,479
Speaker 3: The colors are going as it is too big for you,

1816
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 3: but I would say that the colors are working in

1817
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,679
Speaker 3: an intense way, like you're now color blocking.

1818
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm color block.

1819
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 4: I like this jacket for you.

1820
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see, we'll see. There will be a picture

1821
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 2: on the.

1822
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 3: Internet complimenting the colors of your jacket. Someone who's blind

1823
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 3: to color.

1824
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 2: As I made it, very culting problems.

1825
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 4: Does this work on him? On release?

1826
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 2: Gorgeous?

1827
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, here we go.

1828
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll let the listener decide.

1829
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,639
Speaker 4: Ultimately, it's iconic.

1830
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,360
Speaker 2: Okay, we have to answer a listener question.

1831
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 4: Yes we do.

1832
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 2: This is called I said no emails people write into

1833
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Just very

1834
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 2: clearly they're desperate for answers.

1835
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,040
Speaker 4: That's all you need to These people are desperate.

1836
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 2: These I've said it a million times. My listeners have

1837
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:41,800
Speaker 2: their lives are a mess. These like if you're listening

1838
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,599
Speaker 2: to this podcast, there's clearly something wrong, and so they're

1839
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 2: they're writing in and they're struggling. So one person at

1840
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,559
Speaker 2: the time, we're helping, we're improving, we're protecting.

1841
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,320
Speaker 4: It's a service.

1842
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 2: It's a service. It's absolutely a free service. Let's see here,

1843
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 2: this is hello Bridger and Guest. I never thought i'd

1844
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,280
Speaker 2: have to bother you with an email. Well you, I mean, well,

1845
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 2: guess what from the get go, guess what.

1846
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 4: You're a huge nuisance.

1847
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,679
Speaker 2: Because I think of myself as a good gift giver. However,

1848
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:11,639
Speaker 2: this year, my twenty year old cousin has been added

1849
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 2: to the family Secret Santa. That's already a weird thing,

1850
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 2: a part of the family thing. Do you have to

1851
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 2: turn twenty? Do you have to submit an application? Okay,

1852
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,519
Speaker 2: So the twenty year old's been added to the family

1853
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 2: Secret Santa, and I've been tasked with getting her a gift.

1854
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,720
Speaker 2: We don't live close and have never connected. We're ten

1855
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 2: years apart, and all she ever wanted to do was

1856
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:37,000
Speaker 2: watch cartoons. Okay, here's what I know about her. She's

1857
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 2: always been very she's always been very boring. She works

1858
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,799
Speaker 2: for what looks to be some sort of telemarketing company

1859
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 2: that exclusively employs college students, and she maybe likes photography parentheses,

1860
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,559
Speaker 2: very hard to tell. I looked at her Instagram follows

1861
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 2: to get ideas, and she seems to like bands like

1862
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 2: Bruno Mars not a band, person, five seconds of five

1863
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 2: seconds of Summer?

1864
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 4: Is that a band? That's a collection.

1865
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 2: I could tell you that's a horrible band, not bad,

1866
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 2: Harry's Styles again not a band, and Demi Levado not

1867
01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 2: a band. Most of these are people, But the only

1868
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,400
Speaker 2: one performing near her next year is Bruno Mars, and

1869
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 2: the tickets are eight hundred dollars.

1870
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 4: It's going to be way out of the parameters.

1871
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 2: The limit is one hundred dollars. And also there's no

1872
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 2: world where I give Bruno Mars eight hundred dollars. I

1873
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 2: have a really good idea already Parenthesesi's talented. He just

1874
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,719
Speaker 2: doesn't need my eight hundred dollars. Okay, that's up for debate.

1875
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 2: She also follows a lot of app games on Instagram,

1876
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 2: including one for erotic storytelling. Okay, any help would be

1877
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:40,600
Speaker 2: much appreciated. And that's simply from k Kay has completely

1878
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,519
Speaker 2: just come on here to bully her boring cousin.

1879
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 3: But I have a really good idea idea for catch Okay,

1880
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 3: what so a couple of years ago, during the pandemic,

1881
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 3: I had time to really be thoughtful about gifts that

1882
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,920
Speaker 3: I wanted to give my friends, and I thought, what

1883
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 3: would be something fun and unique and easy?

1884
01:19:59,320 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 4: Right?

1885
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:04,479
Speaker 3: I went on Google and I typed in coasters with

1886
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 3: people's faces on them, like drink coasters.

1887
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 2: Okay, with like celebrity yes, okay.

1888
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 3: And you can find anyone's face on a coaster. So

1889
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 3: what I did from like a group of like twelve

1890
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 3: gays that are my friends, was I thought about who

1891
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:19,639
Speaker 3: they stand. Okay, I ordered coasters with those people's faces

1892
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,679
Speaker 3: on them, and then I drove around like a little

1893
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,639
Speaker 3: gay Sanna and dropped them all off and.

1894
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 4: They love them.

1895
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,360
Speaker 2: What sort of people were on these coasters?

1896
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 3: So my friend Jared, like he's like a huge swifty,

1897
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,000
Speaker 3: So I actually found coasters online. At the time, she

1898
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 3: had eight albums out. Now she's got ten because she's

1899
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 3: very prolific woman. But now he has eight coasters, each

1900
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:44,000
Speaker 3: designed after with the with like the vibe of each

1901
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:44,879
Speaker 3: of her eight albums.

1902
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:45,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

1903
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:46,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he uses.

1904
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:47,759
Speaker 2: These were official coasters.

1905
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 4: It doesn't say they were someone made them on Etsy. Oh. Interesting.

1906
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,400
Speaker 3: But this is why what's gonna what's gonna be good

1907
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 3: for this person is he has to be less than

1908
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:55,400
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars.

1909
01:20:55,439 --> 01:20:57,440
Speaker 4: You're not gonna go to some artist's store.

1910
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:00,000
Speaker 2: Right where it's like thirty dollars for one coaster, right exactly.

1911
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:03,639
Speaker 3: And so I got my friend Lewis, I got Madonna,

1912
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,960
Speaker 3: my friend Chris, I got him.

1913
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,320
Speaker 4: What did I get for him?

1914
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 3: Maybe it was Nicole Kidman, my friend Patrick I gott oh,

1915
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,559
Speaker 3: Kylie Minogue, oh, you know, like a ton and I

1916
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 3: got Kelly Clarkson for myself, and like my friend Mason

1917
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 3: got Demi Levado. Like, so what I'm saying is a

1918
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,960
Speaker 3: coaster is a really practical, useful thing. She's turning twenty

1919
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,440
Speaker 3: so soon she's gonna turn twenty.

1920
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:29,720
Speaker 2: One, right, She's got furniture that she's just putting drinks raw.

1921
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 3: Exactly, And I mean that's the thing is like you

1922
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:34,600
Speaker 3: don't understand until you become a little bit older, the

1923
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:37,000
Speaker 3: value of a coaster. So what I would say is

1924
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 3: I would google Bruno Mars coaster, Harry Styles coaster, Demi

1925
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:41,799
Speaker 3: Levado coaster.

1926
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,120
Speaker 4: I can tell you that it exists. I bought it myself.

1927
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,760
Speaker 3: And then look, but they're out there and maybe like

1928
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,560
Speaker 3: out of people, out of those people, I don't know

1929
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:52,599
Speaker 3: about five seconds of summer coaster, but certainly like you

1930
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,880
Speaker 3: could find the people that she really likes, so that

1931
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 3: she could have like a decorative element around her house

1932
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 3: that's also practical that features them now and then it's

1933
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:00,559
Speaker 3: also a cover station piece.

1934
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,759
Speaker 2: These coasters are photos just random photos that someone's obviously

1935
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,040
Speaker 2: stolen copyrighted photos and put on a coaster.

1936
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 3: Yes, And you know what's funny, sometimes their art is

1937
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,920
Speaker 3: in though and what I almost brought you, but that

1938
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,320
Speaker 3: I realized maybe might have been too nice of a gift.

1939
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,439
Speaker 3: And not to say that you don't deserve a nice gift,

1940
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:17,920
Speaker 3: but one.

1941
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:19,320
Speaker 2: I've definitely just put it out there.

1942
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 4: Well, this actually has I mean, and this is actually

1943
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 4: something in my life.

1944
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is such a deeply personal thing. I've been

1945
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,600
Speaker 2: in front of this woman's house exactly. I could have

1946
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 2: gotten in there and.

1947
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 3: You can glow like Whitney ros daily. But I almost

1948
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,439
Speaker 3: brought over here a coaster that's like a glass coaster,

1949
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,680
Speaker 3: really nice coaster with David Bowie on it.

1950
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 4: Oh, that's beautiful and I thought too, and that's too.

1951
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 4: What would we talk about?

1952
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,599
Speaker 2: Then we're talking about my favorite Bowie albums and everyone's

1953
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 2: bored to death.

1954
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:47,720
Speaker 4: I know.

1955
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 3: Don't you think he deserves like a rocket Man or

1956
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,000
Speaker 3: Bohemian Rhapsody esque movie about him?

1957
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,080
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think anyone should try. I think

1958
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 2: that that's who's gonna it's gonna end up being Alime

1959
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 2: and you're all gonna hate it. No, I don't want

1960
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:06,080
Speaker 2: to see Prince biopic. I don't want to see a

1961
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,120
Speaker 2: David Bowie because they're too good.

1962
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,960
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, what do you think of this Whitney

1963
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,000
Speaker 4: one coming out?

1964
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 2: I'm concerned me too. You're concerned, yeah, they said by

1965
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 2: the producers of Bohemian RAPSI, and I was like, oh,

1966
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,920
Speaker 2: I'm freaking out. Oh well, then I'm definitely concerned. There's

1967
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:23,599
Speaker 2: no chance who's slaying Whitney.

1968
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:29,120
Speaker 4: Her name is Naomi Aki or she's a new actress.

1969
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

1970
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:31,519
Speaker 2: I mean that's a good sign that it's not you

1971
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:34,360
Speaker 2: know somebody that were just like, oh, that's that person. Yeah, right,

1972
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,360
Speaker 2: but I can't imagine that's going to be a good film.

1973
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 4: But I did almost.

1974
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:41,040
Speaker 3: And that's funny because now I'm suggesting it as this gift.

1975
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:43,519
Speaker 3: I almost brought this for you as the gift, and

1976
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 3: then I thought, and then I was like, this might

1977
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:48,599
Speaker 3: be too far.

1978
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 2: You made the right move. But that's I mean, I

1979
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,439
Speaker 2: think Kay's cousin is going to love this. I mean,

1980
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:55,599
Speaker 2: I think it's a really good idea. Good luck finding

1981
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,040
Speaker 2: the five seconds of Summer Coasters.

1982
01:23:58,160 --> 01:23:59,919
Speaker 4: I think that she's gonna have a hard time.

1983
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:01,320
Speaker 2: But maybe those exist.

1984
01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:05,360
Speaker 4: I hope Yourself comes out in time December one December eighth.

1985
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,960
Speaker 2: I was told, yeah, I believe early December we have

1986
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 2: this is it's of course June twenty eighteen, as we record.

1987
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:15,719
Speaker 3: Of course, yes, it's far before the pandemic we discussed earlier.

1988
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 4: Remember the time machine that I wanted, We actually have it.

1989
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 2: Anyone who's not listening to this vodcast, no, Kay, go

1990
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:26,519
Speaker 2: do that for your boring cousin. I'm still baffled as

1991
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,320
Speaker 2: to why the cousin's been kind of forced out of

1992
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 2: the Secret Santa until twenty years old. Unless there's some

1993
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,400
Speaker 2: sort of ceremony or something.

1994
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,720
Speaker 4: It's got to be a thing where maybe some of

1995
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,440
Speaker 4: the gifts get a little adult.

1996
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:40,200
Speaker 2: Right, maybe there's a Kid's Secret Santa adult Secret sand.

1997
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:41,600
Speaker 4: It's like it's like the kid's table of it.

1998
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,720
Speaker 2: All right, that makes more sense to me. Yeah, I

1999
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,479
Speaker 2: don't want to think about Kay's cousin at all.

2000
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:50,920
Speaker 3: Well, can I say, like Kay has made them sound

2001
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,519
Speaker 3: incredibly boring at all?

2002
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 4: It's very have to say to Kay, you will sound mean, petty.

2003
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 4: You sound petty me.

2004
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,400
Speaker 3: And you started this being like I know ever thought

2005
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:02,919
Speaker 3: i'd have to do this, but here I am dragging

2006
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,560
Speaker 3: ass to write the email.

2007
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:08,839
Speaker 2: And this person follows an erotic storytelling Instagram or whatever.

2008
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:09,599
Speaker 2: Good for them.

2009
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:13,799
Speaker 3: You're a freak never emailing again, go by the coaster.

2010
01:25:15,479 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 2: You've heard enough.

2011
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 4: Your cousin at the holidays.

2012
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,080
Speaker 2: Clear she's going through.

2013
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:24,880
Speaker 3: She's a forming mind going through something like kay k

2014
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:25,640
Speaker 3: emails back in.

2015
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:32,679
Speaker 4: I'm a massive trumper and yeah, gotcha, Matt.

2016
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,559
Speaker 2: We answered the question. I mean you answered. I barely

2017
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:36,960
Speaker 2: lifted a finger this time.

2018
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,120
Speaker 4: Well what do you think? Do you think something different?

2019
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:41,880
Speaker 2: I don't want to think about K or her cousin.

2020
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I feel like that's a good gift.

2021
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:47,519
Speaker 2: I mean the I don't know. I felt like there's

2022
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 2: a lot of online snooping and just trying to diminish.

2023
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:52,839
Speaker 4: Which.

2024
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,439
Speaker 3: Is because it's specific and it's not a candle or

2025
01:25:57,479 --> 01:25:58,040
Speaker 3: like a shirt.

2026
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 4: I mean, like the most thing to get someone as

2027
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:01,879
Speaker 4: a candle.

2028
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say, I'm kind of I do

2029
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,559
Speaker 2: love it. I'm coming around on candles. I've said this

2030
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 2: on this podcast before. Candles and gift cards. Sure, it's fine.

2031
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,679
Speaker 2: No gift cards, I don't like I never use them.

2032
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:15,360
Speaker 2: What No, I just use them?

2033
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:18,040
Speaker 4: No, because I always forget.

2034
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 2: Put it in your wallet and use it.

2035
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:22,880
Speaker 3: There's already so many credit cards in there. I have

2036
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:30,080
Speaker 3: too many mess I mean, it's in your jacket, you

2037
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:32,240
Speaker 3: can see. I want to go through my cards.

2038
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm online ordering right now. What are we talking about? Yeah,

2039
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:39,120
Speaker 2: but the coasters are like I think we have entered

2040
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:41,679
Speaker 2: this new territory of like you can get personalized items.

2041
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:45,320
Speaker 2: They're kind of traditionally very generic, but suddenly you've got

2042
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:49,080
Speaker 2: five days of summer or whatever. Five seconds of my

2043
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,599
Speaker 2: apologies to the second terms.

2044
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:54,599
Speaker 4: You're trying to make a Zoe five.

2045
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:59,360
Speaker 2: Yes, I always got Zoe on the mind.

2046
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 4: Oh got I was in a Katy Perry music video

2047
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:03,519
Speaker 4: with her.

2048
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:09,439
Speaker 2: You're kidding, no, Erry, this is the end of the

2049
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:13,920
Speaker 2: Once you've mentioned Katie Perry twice on a podcast, especially.

2050
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 4: After Caruso endorsement, idiot, we find out she's k.

2051
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:23,439
Speaker 2: It's all and she doesn't have eight hundred dollars to

2052
01:27:23,479 --> 01:27:24,679
Speaker 2: spare on jerks.

2053
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 4: I have a question.

2054
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 2: It's all making sense now, it's all coming together. This

2055
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:32,080
Speaker 2: is the end of the podcast. Matt, this was a good. Luckly,

2056
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:34,600
Speaker 2: this was such a good This is a perfect episode.

2057
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:35,599
Speaker 4: It was really great.

2058
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:38,160
Speaker 2: I don't know that I trust the moisturizer on my face.

2059
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:41,880
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I think I don't like what

2060
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 2: sort of lab does Whitney have.

2061
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:48,719
Speaker 4: Running Glow moisturizer provides anti aging hydration for all skin types.

2062
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 3: It contains all antioxidants. I said, I thought it said.

2063
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 3: It contains all oxidants and nutrients that helps smooth and

2064
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:01,840
Speaker 3: hydrate skin that becomes depleted due to age, UV, exposure,

2065
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:05,559
Speaker 3: and or environmental damage. It can help visibly reduce the

2066
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,000
Speaker 3: appearance of fine lines and wrinkles by hydrating the skin,

2067
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:12,639
Speaker 3: leaving it soft and smooth. No parabans, no cell fates, No, Well,

2068
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 3: this is.

2069
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:17,120
Speaker 4: A lot of consonants, flats or ext the fox and

2070
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:17,960
Speaker 4: it's cruelty free.

2071
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:19,600
Speaker 3: Okay, but I don't know what else you want to

2072
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:22,000
Speaker 3: have a moisturizer, grateful bitch.

2073
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,479
Speaker 2: I just uh, I've been to the house. I don't know.

2074
01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like the place.

2075
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,720
Speaker 3: Where you go back to her house and put it

2076
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,720
Speaker 3: on her doorstep. I'm gonna go throw it through the

2077
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,599
Speaker 3: wind I get for you. You throw it through the window,

2078
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 3: you find it. It's heavy as a brick.

2079
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'll look into it.

2080
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:44,240
Speaker 3: We'll see bridger through. The first moisturizer at Whitney Roses house.

2081
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:46,639
Speaker 3: It's like the next stone wall.

2082
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:50,240
Speaker 2: That's how that's how I end up on the show.

2083
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm gonna take the holidays and pose in front

2084
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:55,000
Speaker 2: of her house. Everybody be prepared.

2085
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:56,280
Speaker 4: That should be the picture you post.

2086
01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:58,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean that's weeks and weeks away. It'll be

2087
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:02,280
Speaker 2: a later post. It's gonna we're gonna have to hashtag.

2088
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:04,639
Speaker 4: Wait wait are you going back to.

2089
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:07,320
Speaker 2: During the holidays. So I'm gonna take this with me.

2090
01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:10,400
Speaker 2: You have to, of course, Whitney, I mean, maybe I

2091
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:11,519
Speaker 2: draw her out of the house.

2092
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:13,560
Speaker 4: You should get her on the podcast. She could do it.

2093
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:15,200
Speaker 2: I feel like the housewives don't do podcasts.

2094
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:18,000
Speaker 4: They do a lot of podcasts they do. It's just that. Okay,

2095
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:19,160
Speaker 4: so this is some tea.

2096
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:21,680
Speaker 3: We wanted Whitney Rose on the podcast last year and

2097
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,599
Speaker 3: reached out and we d m her and we were

2098
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,799
Speaker 3: we were gonna do it, and then she said, actually,

2099
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:28,640
Speaker 3: Bravo says we can't do any podcasts right now. And

2100
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:32,759
Speaker 3: then three days later the Jenny when controversy.

2101
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:38,920
Speaker 2: Came word that you could not trust those women to

2102
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:45,719
Speaker 2: say nope, deal with a fragile it can be very interesting. Well, Whitney, Heather,

2103
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:48,880
Speaker 2: I mean Jen, it's not long for this world. I

2104
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:54,320
Speaker 2: don't know what great to start this podcast with. You're

2105
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:59,000
Speaker 2: receiving a call from the New York Correctional Facide. That's interesting.

2106
01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:01,599
Speaker 2: That's really look into booking Jen at some point.

2107
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:03,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well you could go set up.

2108
01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:05,479
Speaker 3: She said, you bring your stuff to like the glass

2109
01:30:05,479 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 3: the plex, the glass window, and like.

2110
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:11,000
Speaker 2: She buys me something at the prison commissary. Oh, this

2111
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:11,559
Speaker 2: could happen.

2112
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:15,560
Speaker 3: Lookout Jen and Coach Shaw's conjugal visits.

2113
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:20,200
Speaker 2: A coachs out, Coach, he's out of I mean, he's

2114
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 2: got weeks left in that marriage. That poor well he

2115
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 2: probably knew you do not know.

2116
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,200
Speaker 4: Well, where do you think somebody is coming from?

2117
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,960
Speaker 3: I love when she was like, people think he's just

2118
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,960
Speaker 3: like some little league coach, Like he makes real money.

2119
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:37,840
Speaker 3: There's no real money college football coach, not for a

2120
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:38,919
Speaker 3: Salt Lake mansion.

2121
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 2: Two episodes into the show, I was googling how much

2122
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:47,840
Speaker 2: does an assistant football coach make? And it was like yeah,

2123
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:50,439
Speaker 2: but it wasn't like, Oh, they're living in this massive house,

2124
01:30:50,479 --> 01:30:52,280
Speaker 2: certainly employing the entire family.

2125
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 3: No, And also like then I asked the question, like,

2126
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:56,479
Speaker 3: what do you think we're idiots? And the truth is, yes,

2127
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 3: she does.

2128
01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:01,559
Speaker 4: She thinks she she's made her entire criminal organization on

2129
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,680
Speaker 4: the belief that people are fucking idiots and won't like

2130
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 4: do their books.

2131
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:09,080
Speaker 3: Well, guess what, mama, we did the books and you're

2132
01:31:09,120 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 3: going to the slammer.

2133
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:12,479
Speaker 2: How long do you think she'll be there?

2134
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,439
Speaker 4: I bet she does like six seven years and gets

2135
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:16,240
Speaker 4: out good behavior.

2136
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,639
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense, that makes sense. But then at that.

2137
01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:22,040
Speaker 4: Point she'll do Hollywood time. She'll do Felicity Hoffman time.

2138
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:25,000
Speaker 2: Six years is more than Hollywood time to me, Well.

2139
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,639
Speaker 3: What I mean is like in relation to the parts

2140
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:29,400
Speaker 3: of the crime. So she's supposed to do twelve, she'll

2141
01:31:29,439 --> 01:31:30,000
Speaker 3: do half that.

2142
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:31,320
Speaker 4: I think.

2143
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:33,120
Speaker 2: Will a franchise still be around for her to.

2144
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:36,599
Speaker 4: Return, I don't think so. Ooh, I hate to hear it.

2145
01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:40,000
Speaker 4: I mean we did just about I don't know. Do

2146
01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:42,040
Speaker 4: you think that Salt Lake is going to season ten?

2147
01:31:42,479 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 2: I hope so. For my own sake, I want to

2148
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:48,479
Speaker 2: go on that journey with these women. Yeah, but they're

2149
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,519
Speaker 2: dropping like flies there.

2150
01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 4: You want to see a forty year old books marks.

2151
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:55,640
Speaker 2: Of course he's gonna enter. He will become one of

2152
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,240
Speaker 2: the main cast members.

2153
01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:58,679
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, he's getting hot.

2154
01:31:59,040 --> 01:31:59,840
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.

2155
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:04,440
Speaker 4: Well, we have different typess.

2156
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:09,280
Speaker 2: Okay, well, interesting you don't. We'll see what happens. Well,

2157
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:11,320
Speaker 2: I'm saying check in ten years from now.

2158
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:14,960
Speaker 4: Sweatpants, he knows something about a man's ass.

2159
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 2: He's getting advice from mommy.

2160
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:21,360
Speaker 4: For real, she is. They were at the Fire Island premiere.

2161
01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:23,559
Speaker 4: There a part of gay culture. And at one point

2162
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:26,479
Speaker 4: she did say a lot of housewives think can they

2163
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,240
Speaker 4: talk about how they're our eyes and stuff?

2164
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:32,280
Speaker 3: But I'm actually here. Okay, I'm actually here. If you

2165
01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:34,760
Speaker 3: have to say it, no, But she was right. She

2166
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:35,759
Speaker 3: was actually there.

2167
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:39,439
Speaker 4: Half gay events. Just show us she was. She was

2168
01:32:39,479 --> 01:32:43,439
Speaker 4: telling me her friend just she was telling me she

2169
01:32:43,479 --> 01:32:44,040
Speaker 4: was confined.

2170
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:45,800
Speaker 3: She was confiding in me so that I could say

2171
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:48,080
Speaker 3: it on this podcast with your saying, well, how many listeners?

2172
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:48,799
Speaker 4: Fourteen fifteen?

2173
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:53,880
Speaker 2: We have eleven listeners as of yesterday. And well, but

2174
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,559
Speaker 2: Kay is leaving Katie p We've insulted Katie Perry.

2175
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,200
Speaker 4: She's furious.

2176
01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:01,639
Speaker 3: Well, she's sensitive about her RECRUISI vote. That's one race

2177
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:03,760
Speaker 3: that's undecided as of today. But when you listen, I.

2178
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:08,600
Speaker 2: Know it'll probably somebody else making a mess in this city.

2179
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:11,760
Speaker 4: It's such a gorgeous, gorgeous.

2180
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:14,240
Speaker 2: It on track here. We don't need the mall, owner,

2181
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:15,080
Speaker 2: though I do.

2182
01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:18,679
Speaker 4: I will say this, I do love the grove well.

2183
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:20,160
Speaker 2: But the grove is a shopping mall.

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Speaker 3: Mack, You're right, it is not a city. I forgot

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Speaker 3: I wasn't living in Disneyland.

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Speaker 4: I've been on that trolley so many times have you

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Speaker 4: gone on the track. There was a point when I rode.

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Speaker 2: I was working at CBS Television City and I would

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Speaker 2: go over every day during lunch and ride the trolley

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Speaker 2: for a solid week, just for five was right before

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Speaker 2: I left that job, so I thought why not? Yeah,

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01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:40,360
Speaker 2: it was an experience.

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Speaker 4: It totally was. I mean, like, look, it certainly goes

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Speaker 4: from place to place.

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Speaker 3: And also if you're interested in like a quick ride

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Speaker 3: from the Wetzel's Pretzels to the theater.

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Speaker 2: That's not a quick ride. You're waiting ten minutes for

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Speaker 2: it to arrive and then you have to get on

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Speaker 2: and go. At that point, I'm trying to I feel

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Speaker 2: like Wetzel's is kind of on it where you have

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Speaker 2: to go through the full track again.

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Speaker 4: You do, you do? You do?

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Speaker 3: Because Wetzel's is what that's like in front of the

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Speaker 3: like the like the Macy's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you're getting on you might as well.

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Speaker 2: You're You've got a backtrack there.

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Speaker 4: You ever go to that Macy's and just do damage?

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Speaker 2: Wait, is there a Macy's there? Right, there's not a

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Speaker 2: macy There's a Nordstrom.

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Speaker 4: Nordstrom rack or as Les long I'm saying, Nordstrom's.

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Speaker 2: Of course, Nodstrom Nordstrom's rack. We went to Nordstrom's. Yeah,

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01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:24,320
Speaker 2: there's a Nordstrom there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I read.

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Speaker 2: So it's I mean for you to be talking about

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Speaker 2: how much you love the grove and to a point

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01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:34,679
Speaker 2: where you want the owner of it to run a city,

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01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 2: and then you're talking about there being a Macy's there.

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01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:39,240
Speaker 2: It shows a deep political ignorance that like, now I

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01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:41,519
Speaker 2: feel really bad for that group chat last night. They're like,

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01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:45,200
Speaker 2: he has no idea what he's talking about. I'm here, Matt,

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01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:48,200
Speaker 2: It's the podcast is over. Thank you though, what a

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01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:48,920
Speaker 2: wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: This is great, And like I said, I so enjoyed

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Speaker 3: my ride over here, and your home is beautiful, and

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01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:58,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to so enjoy my ride home because now

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01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:59,080
Speaker 3: I'm overcaffeinated too.

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01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got far too much coffee.

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Speaker 3: I'm going one hundred down down, You're going to die

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01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 3: on your Yeah, this is the lastes is this?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I hate that because when you put that out there,

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01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:12,240
Speaker 3: it happens every time.

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01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:16,080
Speaker 2: He becomes the superstitition superstitious listener. The podcast is over,

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01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:19,559
Speaker 2: Get out of here, go do something with your day.

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Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts is an

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01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:31,719
Speaker 2: exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson,

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01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:35,719
Speaker 2: and it's beautifully mixed by Leana Squilatchi. And we couldn't

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Speaker 2: do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

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01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:43,799
Speaker 2: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Man.

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Speaker 2: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said

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01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 2: no gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

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01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:51,759
Speaker 2: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

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01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:53,759
Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

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01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:54,360
Speaker 2: of the gifts?

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01:35:57,320 --> 01:36:04,600
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Thought? I made myself perfectly clear, But

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01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:09,840
Speaker 1: you're I guess to my home. You gotta come to

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01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:16,200
Speaker 1: me empty? And I said, no, guess. You're a presence

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01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:22,080
Speaker 1: is presents enough that I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 4: So how do you dare to surbey me