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Speaker 1: Another. Well, Hi, can I speak to Darrel please? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: speaking Darryl. How are you? My name is Alex. I'm

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Speaker 1: a physicians assistant here at medical center. Oh, yes, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good. Um. It looks like you

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Speaker 1: came in here a few days ago complaining of some

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Speaker 1: stubbach trouble and we took some X rays. Ah, that's correct. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we got the X rays back and after going over

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Speaker 1: I'm found that there is a pen inside of you. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you say? Can you repeat that one

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Speaker 1: more time? There's a pen that seems to be lodged. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in the area where you're having pain. You you're saying

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Speaker 1: a pin, like as in like a like a writing tool,

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Speaker 1: A pen? Oh? Pen, yeah, pe n. I'll explain it

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Speaker 1: in Layman's terms. You have a pen in your pooper.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't have your full chart in front

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Speaker 1: of me here. Have you had surgery before in that area?

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Speaker 1: What I had my appendix taken out? But that was

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Speaker 1: over a year ago. In this payne is recent. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: it could have been left in there during that surgery.

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Speaker 1: I you know, I'm not saying that's the fact, but

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Speaker 1: judging by the placement of it. It can be done

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Speaker 1: right there at home. Okay. I'm assuming you want to

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Speaker 1: avoid another surgery to take it out. Okay, if I

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Speaker 1: understand this, then so the only way to avoid a

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Speaker 1: surgery is for this. It is for the pen to

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Speaker 1: come out of my rear. If you just go to

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Speaker 1: your bathroom and go ahead and take a seat on

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Speaker 1: the toilet. All right, are you still there? Would you

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Speaker 1: mind flushing for me just so I can make sure

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Speaker 1: that you are near the toilet, right, wonderful? This is

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Speaker 1: very important because you need to really concentrate. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: need you to visualize shooting a missile out of your bump.

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Speaker 1: You need me to pick you away. I already feel silly,

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Speaker 1: so okay, now I'm not there to assist you. But

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Speaker 1: your legs need to be straight up in the air,

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Speaker 1: kind of like you're giving birth. Can you do that

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Speaker 1: for me? I can. I can wrap my arm under

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Speaker 1: my leg, but only one and then yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: that's the one to balance. Okay, Now that you're in

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Speaker 1: that position, what I'm gonna need you to do is

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Speaker 1: take five quick breaths kind of like okay, and then

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Speaker 1: three pushes, and I need you to really really push. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna have to jump speaker phone though.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, all right, let me let me get resituated.

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Speaker 1: You and I are going to be so happy when

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Speaker 1: that pin just shoots right out of your butt. I

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Speaker 1: promise you. All right, that sounds like it worked. No,

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Speaker 1: there's no pen. Okay, there's no pen. Huh. It should

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Speaker 1: have shot out of there like a torpedo and all that,

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Speaker 1: and there's no damn pen. There is one more thing

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Speaker 1: you can do to get the pen out of you. No,

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Speaker 1: hear me out. I'm just gonna need you to reach

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Speaker 1: up there and grab it. Alice, let me speak to

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Speaker 1: your supervisor. I'm not sticking my finger up. That's all

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Speaker 1: you need is just one finger, if you'll do that

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Speaker 1: for me. No, I'm gonna be real frank with you.

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Speaker 1: I tried it once in college. I did not enjoy

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Speaker 1: it. It It made me feel sick for a week. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sticking anything up there. Please stop laughing. I'd like to,

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Speaker 1: but this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No, nor your girlfriend carry set

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Speaker 1: you up more than anything. I just can't believe what

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Speaker 1: you've admitted to doing in college. No, no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: you do not put that part on the radio. Do

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Speaker 1: you hear me? Please? I have no choice. I'm sorry, Darryl.

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Speaker 1: You suck. You know that. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Holy ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five