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Speaker 1: Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: maximum up time and simplicity. It's another Juba on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Stephanie? Yeah, this is her Stephanie. This is Mike.

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Speaker 1: I'm Eli's dad from the soccer team. Oh okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm not too good. Actually, I don't

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Speaker 1: think we've ever met, but I got your number from

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Speaker 1: one of the other parents. Oh well, that's a shame.

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Speaker 1: I'm You're more than welcome it. Just come on over

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Speaker 1: and introduce yourself. I'm at all the game, you know,

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Speaker 1: I do that, except I'm pretty pissed at you, so

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Speaker 1: I don't really want to stand there and talk. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm very upset with me. Listen. All the parents rotate

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Speaker 1: snacks for the team, you know, all right? I just

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Speaker 1: did that last week? Yes, you did, and I noticed

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Speaker 1: what you brought. Okay. Was there a pople the orange

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Speaker 1: slices that you had for the children after the game.

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Speaker 1: I had one of them, okay, And you understand there

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Speaker 1: for the children, right, Yes, but I tried one of

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Speaker 1: them because I always do to make sure the parents

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Speaker 1: are doing a good job. And do you know how

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Speaker 1: dry they were? It tasted like you cut them the

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Speaker 1: night before. Everybody knows that you do that the day of,

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Speaker 1: so the orange slices can be fresh. Excuse, how do

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Speaker 1: you know if I've cut them the night before the

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Speaker 1: morning of? Because this isn't my first rodeo. Okay, I've

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Speaker 1: done this quite a bit and everybody knows you cut

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Speaker 1: the orange slices day of. Okay, so have I. And

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Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, I did cut them in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Okay, Okay, you don't have to just lie

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Speaker 1: to my face here. As dry as those orange slices

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Speaker 1: where there's no possible way you cut those day of.

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Speaker 1: So I'm confused. Is the problem the fact that the

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Speaker 1: orange slices were dry? Or did you have an allergic reaction?

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Speaker 1: They were dry? And also granola bars? You want to

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Speaker 1: explain that they're a healthy choice, just like the oranges. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how about you try to get a little creative, all right?

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Speaker 1: Way to just mail it in? What you know what

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Speaker 1: I did when it was my turn to give the

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Speaker 1: kids snacks? Did you see what I did? I made

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Speaker 1: them cookies in the shape of soccer balls. I even

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Speaker 1: iced them with their names on it. It shows some effort,

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Speaker 1: It shows like you actually care. I'm sorry, I'm offended

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Speaker 1: by what you're saying to me. This is elementary great soccer. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so it's elementary school soccer, so you shouldn't care. You

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Speaker 1: know what I did when I saw my son about

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Speaker 1: to take a bite of one of your crappy granola bars,

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Speaker 1: I slapped it out of his hand and I grabbed

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Speaker 1: him and I said, we're leaving right now. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I slapped it out of his hand and

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Speaker 1: I ground it into the ground with my foot, and

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Speaker 1: I said, you will not eat this crap. And I

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Speaker 1: took him and were kind of psycho. Granola bars and

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Speaker 1: oranges are for the lazy and uninspired, you know that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the healthiest choice you can possibly give those kids an one,

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Speaker 1: And that's what I did. How about I give you

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Speaker 1: some direction the next time you want to do oranges.

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Speaker 1: How about you peel the oranges and then cut them

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Speaker 1: into shapes like little tiny stars to let the children

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Speaker 1: know that they're stars in your heart. And that's just

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Speaker 1: off the top of my head. That's not that's with

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Speaker 1: me not even thinking about it. This is not a

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Speaker 1: putting competition. Okay, I'm not gonna realy try and cutting

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Speaker 1: oranges into little stars. Well, it's a good thing. It's

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Speaker 1: a good thing. It's not a cooking competition, because you'd

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Speaker 1: be coming in last. Oh my god, what the hell

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Speaker 1: is up your eyes? You know what? I saw what

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Speaker 1: the other team's parents gave them, and they owned your eyes.

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Speaker 1: They had rice crispy treats, homemade, obviously, and they made

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Speaker 1: the juice themselves. It was clear that they had done

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Speaker 1: a better job than you. I don't want to lose

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Speaker 1: to anybody, especially parents of other teams. Get it together.

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Speaker 1: What I've heard of you, okay, walking around on the

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Speaker 1: sidelines and comparing their kids to everybody else's. And I

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Speaker 1: are talking about my food. You know what I'm doing

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Speaker 1: the next time it's my turn. All the kids are

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Speaker 1: getting caviare after the game, Beluga, You're I've already bought

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Speaker 1: oreos and I'm going to take the center cream out

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Speaker 1: and I'm putting caviar in the center. Oh. It's creative

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Speaker 1: and it's innovative. And the kids will thank me for that,

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Speaker 1: and they will touch and they will always remember their

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Speaker 1: caviare oreos. You think they're going to remember your dry

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Speaker 1: orange slices? I don't think so. What the try to

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Speaker 1: make snack time and experience for the children. This has

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Speaker 1: gotta be a joke. This is not my life right now.

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Speaker 1: It is a joke. It's the best of jokes, better

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Speaker 1: joke than you could ever do. What. Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: I'm messing with you. I don't understand. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh god, oh my god. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Dominique set you up, he said. Some of the

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Speaker 1: parents on the team get a little wacko, and you're

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Speaker 1: always complaining about him. Oh my god, Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: step your game up now when it comes to making

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Speaker 1: snacks for the kids after their soccer game? I sure hope.

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Speaker 1: So okay, Might I recommend a baked Alaska the week

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Speaker 1: of every morning with two point five