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Speaker 1: about Serena Williams, talk about and it's because you know,

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Speaker 1: And they player hate on this woman when she wins. Disgusting.

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Speaker 1: their yoga workouts, so you do basic yoga, but then

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Speaker 1: they add weights and you're working out and they do

423
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: cardio and all that ship. But the thing about the

424
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: hot yoga classes, there's like there's a lot of women

425
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 1: in there, and they come in there. They do come

426
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: in It's in Los Angeles too. I haven't done yoga

427
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: New York yet, but they come in there. There's a

428
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: lot of fucking tail in there, a lot of broads

429
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 1: in there, and they come in there with the yoga

430
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: booties and they come in there with the yoga asses

431
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: and they're Lulu Lemon shit or Lulu Men, Lulu Man.

432
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't know it's a Lulu Lemon or Luluman. There's

433
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: a yoga brand Lulu Lu Luman or lul Lemon. I

434
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: don't know. But uh, and there's a lot of girls

435
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: in there and they're in shape. But I don't think

436
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,719
Speaker 1: it's the like when I go to the cross fit

437
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: classes and I go to the other workout classes, there's

438
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: people that are in shape and then there's people that

439
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: are trying to get into shape. I'm somewhere in the middle, Okay,

440
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: I I I I I am somewhere in the middle.

441
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm not a fucking I'm not a physical specimen. Like

442
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna win any like you know, you know,

443
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: uh what T shirt contests, but I'm not gonna lose either,

444
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: you know. I'm in the middle. Like you know, I

445
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: got a nice, nice dad body going. But I'm into

446
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: this yoga and it gets you. It gets your leading

447
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: to me like a gets your shoulders and you gets

448
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: your toned. It's a good toner. But with the workout

449
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: in the hot yoga any fucking way. The point is

450
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: is that you know, everybody's in there with the namasta

451
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: and they're breathing, and everybody comes in and the guys

452
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: that come in there, they're straight out of Central fucking

453
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: casting nine times out of fucking tent. It's really true.

454
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: They have a fucking ponytail in a man bun. These

455
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: cocksuckers are coming in there with no shirt on. Now

456
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: I get that. Uh, it's because it's hot yoga and

457
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: you sweat like a pick. Some people might prefer to

458
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 1: do that. But the fucking arrogance to come into the class.

459
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even think see the reason

460
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: why I wear the shirt during the yoga claus I

461
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: don't give a funk what my body looks like. It's dark,

462
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: no one's looking at me anyway. People are in there,

463
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: they're trying to survive. It could have been that much

464
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: hotter on the fucking trains to Auschwitz. I'm sorry. I'm

465
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: sorry to say that, but it's so fucking hot in

466
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: this class. You're you could wring your shirt out afterwards,

467
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: sweating through the shirt like like you came out of

468
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 1: a bath, like you went like a pig. And then

469
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: you're working out in there. It's like you're not just

470
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: doing the yoga, you're fighting the elements. But these cocksuckers,

471
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: they all come in, they come into the class with

472
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: no shirt, so they're walking the hallways with no shirt.

473
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: There's been a couple of dudes that look like ship

474
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: that work out with no shirt, and I thought, like,

475
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's not an arrogant thing, maybe it's not

476
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: a van anything. I think some of these people like

477
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: it's more comfortable, but for me, you're already sweating all

478
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: over the place. The shirt for me helps catch the sweat.

479
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: Because one of the grossings. Now, this place they keep

480
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: it really clean, really really really clean. They scrub it

481
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: down after each class. But one of the gross things

482
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: about the end of yoga classes because you're barefoot. Everybody's barefoot.

483
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: You're on your mat with your little towels, and it's

484
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: real fucking fruity fruit fly ship. But I like it.

485
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: It's good, it's a great workout. It does get me

486
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: like focus, it gets me like helps me calm down,

487
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 1: and and it's good ship. But one of the most

488
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: disgusting things. I would put this in one of the

489
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: top five gross things that's ever happened to me. And

490
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: like I said, there's it's probably about I'd say se women.

491
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: Sixty of them are are like official like good looking chicks,

492
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: not necessarily, but they're in shape, not necessarily all like

493
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: model pretty, but people are in shape in there. It's

494
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: it's like younger people, you know, like, you know, like

495
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: I don't see anybody over fifty in my yoga classes.

496
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: You know, like they're all like twenty something, twenty two, three,

497
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: twenty four. They're downward dogging, and you got the and

498
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: and listen, I'm in there. They're they're downward dogging, and

499
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: you got the fucking the asses and the fucking the

500
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: vaginas and the tits right in your fucking face. There's

501
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: no way to avoid seeing the snapper. The snappers are

502
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: right fucking there. The asses are right there, and you're

503
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: not looking. You're trying to survive, okay, but it's all

504
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: over the fucking place. It's not even distracting because, like

505
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: I said, you're you're just everybody's just in there trying

506
00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: to survive, and you're very namasta, which means uh something,

507
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it means. It means something. It's

508
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: like the big phrase at the end egle noma stay.

509
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: But at the end of a yoga class, here's what happened.

510
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: I stepped in three consecutive puddles of other people's sweat, barefoot,

511
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: and and and I might as well have stepped in

512
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: human shit barefoot. It was disgusting. It was fucking gross. Granted,

513
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: probably I stepped in three puddles of good looking chick sweat.

514
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if it's Gazelle Bunchkin or

515
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: or or j Lo or any fucking body, fucking Venus

516
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: and Serena. I don't want to step in anybody else's sweat, Nobody,

517
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: my little son's. Those are probably the only people's sweat

518
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: who I wouldn't bat an eye it. My my kids,

519
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: and they don't even sweat that much. But I stepped

520
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: boom puddle, boom, right foot puddle, boom, left foot puddle,

521
00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: and I was fucking disgusted, disgusted. So now they say,

522
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: don't bring any shoes in there. Fuck that ship. I

523
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: bring my flip flops and during the beginning I walk them,

524
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: I put them in the corner. I hide him under

525
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 1: my my extra T shirt and my towel, and then

526
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: as soon as the class over, I put my flip

527
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: flops on. I don't give a fuck because that is disgusting,

528
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: you know. And granted, they do clean it up, and

529
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: everything is kosher, and it's very very hypoallergetic and everything

530
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: is clean. But but but you need to when you

531
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: walk out of a of a hot yoga class or

532
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: any kind of gym or any kind of CrossFit, and

533
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: you need to like watch where you're stepping because it's

534
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: like stepping on jellyfish. It is so nasty that I

535
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: stepped in these other people's sweat and it's just a

536
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: sensation and like like that, I was just disgusting. I'll

537
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: tell you about that. I fell. So I'm in there

538
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: doing you know, a tree pose, which is basically, uh,

539
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: you know, you you have your your arm up and

540
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: your leg on your back, your one arms forward and

541
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: and and let's say your left arm is forward, and

542
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: and you're you're leaning forward, and you have your right

543
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: leg up like a fucking like Natalie Portman in Black Swan,

544
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: like a ballerina, and and and they shouldn't even this

545
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: should be advanced. This one just shouldn't even be happening

546
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: with people like me. I shouldn't even be allowed in

547
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: a room where you're doing a tree pose. And it

548
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: might even be called a tree pose. No, no, no,

549
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: it was a it was a standing split. It was

550
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: a fucking standing split. And I'm gonna stay. Basically, you

551
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: have two hands down and you're like touching in front

552
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: of your feet and and and then you lift your

553
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: let's say, you lift your right leg and you you

554
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: you keep one leg, one hand down to balance yourself,

555
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: and your right leg is up all the way behind

556
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: you as high at high as you could go, like

557
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: a t like an l. Right, you got your balls

558
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: hanging out and everything, and and then you you keep

559
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: your left hand down to brace yourself, because there's no

560
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: way anyone could do it without bracing themselves. So I'm

561
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: doing this. This is like thirty five minutes into the

562
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: hot yoga class, and I fell. I didn't just stumble.

563
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: I fucking fell boom, which you could imagine was very

564
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: disruptive to the hot yoga class. And the teacher who

565
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: all remained who will remain uh anonymous, because it wasn't

566
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: his wasn't was it wasn't his fault. He said, excuse me,

567
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: and I said, funk, I'm sorry, uh you know, and

568
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: I was like I heard myself, and he went on to,

569
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: you know, well, maybe you know, maybe you shouldn't be

570
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: in this class. Listen, motherfucker. You didn't. You didn't say

571
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: anything about any of this, you know, And and the

572
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: whole class stopped and they were like, are you Okay,

573
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: are you all right? And I was saying I'm fine,

574
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine. You know, I just like got

575
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: my ship. Well I didn't get all my ship. I

576
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: took my talent, got the funk out of there. I

577
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: had to wait because my mat was back. But but

578
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: the falling and then afterwards, you know, like they were like,

579
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: well you wire, you signing up for this class if

580
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: you're not ready? I sit there, I fucking taking the

581
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: classic seven times. This time I just happened to like,

582
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: you know, things went red and I and I fell.

583
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: I fell doing a uh maybe it was a tree pose,

584
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: it was a standing split. But he really shamed me,

585
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: this fucking guy. I had a girl tell me she

586
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: listens to the Iron Wrap por podcast and to make

587
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: sure I kicked fa fa fool, he's acid in in

588
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: uh in fantasy football, which threw me off because the

589
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: whole time during the class, I was like, what kind

590
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: of fucking yoga teach teacher would be listening to this filth?

591
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: I mean, them wrap podcast is a worldwide phenomenon, but

592
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: but I don't suspect any really legitimate yoga teacher should

593
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: be listening to this type of ship Like you should

594
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: be like, you know, I don't know counting rocks or

595
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: you know, planting plants or you know, saving goldfish some

596
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: ship like that. I just don't feel like yoga teachers

597
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: should be listening to this and then worry about me

598
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: beating Fa Fa FOOI and fantasy football just threw me

599
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: off the whole classes. I was just like feeling like

600
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: this woman who she she knows this, she knows you

601
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: know what I talk about and the loaf talk, and

602
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: you know my fox style is buck wall, and she

603
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: knows I don't pick up my dog shit. I just

604
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: felt like she knew more about me than than than

605
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: It was like a violation of my privacy. Not that

606
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: I don't want the whole world to listen to, but

607
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: like the fact that the yoga teacher was listening to

608
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap or podcast and listening to me curse

609
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: out Matt Barry and and the Howard Sterns. It just

610
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: felt like some sort of violation, you know, Like I

611
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: remember one time, uh I was getting a blood test,

612
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: and right when the lady was about to put the

613
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: blood in to do a full blood test check for

614
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: everything in my twenties, you know everything, you know everything,

615
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: she says. There, she says, you know, I really like

616
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: that film z Brand Boom. Then she sticks to fucking

617
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: the needle in. I mean, I don't know if she

618
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: was doing it to distract me, but I was like, listen,

619
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: there's a time and a place. I appreciate the love,

620
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: I appreciate the support, but but when you fucking you know,

621
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: it's like when the doctors has his finger up your

622
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: ass giving you the old Uh what is it the

623
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: prostate exam? I don't want to be talking. Okay, I'm

624
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: not happy. You're not happy doing it. I hope not.

625
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: You know, it's just another asshole that you gotta fucking finger.

626
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure any doctor worth his salt is not into it,

627
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: you know, but it's just it's what's one of these things.

628
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: It's just you gotta do it. You gotta do it.

629
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: You gotta get the finger. When you get a certain age,

630
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: you gotta give you a prostate. But don't. I've never

631
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: had this, but I'm always just like, just let's let's

632
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Speaker 1: just get through this. Just let's get through this. To

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Speaker 1: stick your finger up my ass, I'm gonna act like

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Speaker 1: it's not happening. You act like it's not happening. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: everything is good and we don't need to discuss it

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Speaker 1: or do it again until the next time I see,

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Speaker 1: which hopefully is a year to sixteen months from now.

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Speaker 1: But it's I don't want to be just talking like, oh, so,

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Speaker 1: how's the summer been? Boom? When that fucking fingers up

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Speaker 1: their ass, you know, and I don't know who knows.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they stick the middle finger or

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Speaker 1: or the index finger up your ass, but it's never

643
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: it's never a pleasant thing. It's never a pleasant thing.

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Speaker 1: And I always feel so like, does my asshole stink?

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Speaker 1: What does it look like? I just I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: use I don't like vulgarity. I know you're gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about, micraf? I don't like to

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Speaker 1: use that term. But I'm just when I'm when when

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Speaker 1: it's happening, when you're at the doctor and and it's happening,

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00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: and it'll happen to you. Some people like you're old.

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00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking old. Okay, I'm over forty. You gotta

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Speaker 1: get your prostate checked out, Okay. I also have all

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Speaker 1: sort of kalitis, which is a whole other episode. But

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Speaker 1: I have all sortative colitis. Okay, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you know what that is. It's like Crone's disease and

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Speaker 1: you know, irritable ball syndrome. It's in that family. So

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Speaker 1: I've I've got a lot of you know, large intestine,

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Speaker 1: small intestine, a lot of a lot of a lot

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Speaker 1: of asked stuff. It's it's in remission now knock gonna

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Speaker 1: would But it's a serious disease and I've lived with

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Speaker 1: it since I was seventeen, and uh, you know, so

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Speaker 1: you know. But nonetheless, even if I had didn't have

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Speaker 1: ulstrated colitis, uh, you know, no one wants to get

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Speaker 1: their prostate. It's not something you look forward to. It's

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Speaker 1: it's it's like the dentist, like I'm sure for women

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Speaker 1: it's like going to the guyd of colleges. But you know,

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Speaker 1: it's just really it's a lot. And there's nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with being gay or straight, because you're probably like,

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Speaker 1: oh you're no, no, no, no, no, nobody straight men,

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00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: It's just not cool. I don't know how the fuck

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00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: I got on my my getting fingered in my ass.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I got there. That wasn't even

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Speaker 1: part of what I was gonna discuss it. I have

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Speaker 1: no fucking clue how we got here. Um, but we're

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Speaker 1: gonna call him my man, Gee Moody. We're gonna go

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00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: over everything. We're gonna talk about Donald Trump. I can't

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Speaker 1: you know, just when I was starting to kind of

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Speaker 1: like the fact that Donald Trump didn't give a fuck

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Speaker 1: every time, I started kind of like, Yeo, I like

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Speaker 1: this guy because he's just rogue and nuts. Then he

682
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: takes it too far. He takes it too far, and

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Speaker 1: I realized he can never ever ever. You're never doing shit.

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Speaker 1: You're not a leader. You're a big mouth fuck with

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Speaker 1: to his head. Okay, so we're gonna get into I

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00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: don't like what you said about McCain. I wish McCain

688
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: was a little early, a little younger. He fuck you up.

689
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: John McCain would fuck up Donald Trump and his Probam.

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Speaker 1: Bet you John McCain would suck him up. Now, John

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Speaker 1: McCain has killed people. Okay, he's a fucking war hero,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna take he said that fucked up comment

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Speaker 1: about John McCain not being a war hero. You don't

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Speaker 1: like your war hero war heroes to be captured. Fuck you,

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Speaker 1: How fucking dare you? How dare you? You're not doing

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Speaker 1: this is how you talk, insulting prisoners of war. What

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Speaker 1: fucking never had to fucking do you struggle? You're gonna

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Speaker 1: fucking make a comment like that, You fucking scumbag. What

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00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: a fucking no class, motherfucker. You have the audacity to

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Speaker 1: try to run for the presidency of the United States,

707
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. You're not winning shit. You

708
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: got fucking fired off NBC. You alienated the Latin community

709
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: in this country, and then you had the audacity to

710
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Speaker 1: say that you'll win the Latin vote. Like I could

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Speaker 1: say whatever I want about you, but then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: you guys are gonna vote for me. You arrogant pompous

713
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: fuck you. You're out of your fucking mind. And then

714
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Speaker 1: you say that thing about John McCain like it's some

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717
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