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Speaker 1: Today if up by drinking water. They gave me kidney stones.

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Speaker 1: That don't sound fun. Hey, don't get stone when drinking

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Speaker 1: that water. I gave myself kidney stones by drinking water.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thirty five and I go on this health kick.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to slim down my dad bud to rad Bod.

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Speaker 1: I drink a lot of water because I do HVAC outside.

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Speaker 1: What's hvac hi, I think that's like air conditioning. Okay,

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Speaker 1: of late, I've been drinking water with high alkaline so

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Speaker 1: pH nine plus stuff smart water seven to eleven water.

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Speaker 1: You know it because I'm lazy, and also because I

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Speaker 1: lack ice and the space necessary to curt around a

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Speaker 1: barrel of fun eighties throwback. But I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what that means. So I noticed some pain in my

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Speaker 1: lower back on Sunday. I thought it was muscles. The

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Speaker 1: whole new workout get fit kind of deal. End of

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Speaker 1: the day, I was in excruciating pain from mid back

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Speaker 1: around to the front and all down my left side,

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Speaker 1: and then the right side started hurting. I also noticed

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Speaker 1: I hadn't been peeing much, so I went to the

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Speaker 1: docks on Monday, and it's kidney stones. Oh God, they

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Speaker 1: assume it's calcium ox slate, the common tie. Weird. I

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Speaker 1: haven't been upping my calcium intake aside from a one

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Speaker 1: a day vitamin, so I proceeded to drink three gallons

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Speaker 1: of water and two gallons of a lie made a day.

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Speaker 1: Still I was hardly peeing even given the massive fluid intake.

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Speaker 1: I wake up the morning with a bursting bladder and

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Speaker 1: I sprint to the bathroom. It's a fire hose, but

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Speaker 1: not a regular fire hose. It's pouring out of me

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Speaker 1: with force, splashing against the toilet so hard it sprang

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Speaker 1: back against my legs. It's like sitting there to like

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Speaker 1: Niagara falls or something constant mist in your face. Then

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Speaker 1: the pain hits with emphasis. I regret my life choices.

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Speaker 1: I feel the stream lesson and what feels like gravel

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Speaker 1: starting to tear through my urethra. Oh yes, oh no,

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Speaker 1: oh yes, outcomes what feels like gravel tearing through my

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Speaker 1: shaft and tip. Ever, wonder what peeing gravel feels like?

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Speaker 1: It's gross and not fun. I try and catch them

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Speaker 1: with a strainer, success, and I drop them off to

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Speaker 1: the lab. But hey, my kidney's hurt. Anymore, and my

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Speaker 1: back isn't in agony from just existing. I go to

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Speaker 1: the gas station for my coffee, breakfast and waters, and

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Speaker 1: I look at the ingredients on the pH nine plus

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Speaker 1: stuff water calcium carbonate. Wow, my life. I've been drinking

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Speaker 1: this stuff for three plus months straight and that's my

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Speaker 1: extra calcium intake. I call the DOCS office and explain

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Speaker 1: to the nurse I won't need any extra procedures for

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Speaker 1: stone breaking and explain what happened. She laughs, says it's

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Speaker 1: good news and says to stick to just regular water. Damn,

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Speaker 1: here's your PSA. Don't drink the kool aid and by

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Speaker 1: that I mean the mineral laden water for months on end.

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Speaker 1: That sounds I'm terrible. Also the fact that I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess it was his own fault because he drank

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Speaker 1: all the calcium whatever water. But this terrifies me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: stay away from the nine plus pH. I guess I

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Speaker 1: ain't touching it.