1 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: Something bad, your world of its head? 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: Would you believe. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: It's not your lives? Nocillion pieces? 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 2: Would you believe? 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: Bananas baby ba banas? Maybe bananas ba? Hello, bananimals. Hey, 6 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: it is yet another minisode. 7 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,959 Speaker 2: It's a minisode. It's a Banana's minisod. 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 3: These are your banana stories sent to us, read by us, 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 3: and sometimes they spark a story from Kurtie Beer myself. 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 2: I'm Scotty Landis. 11 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: I'm KERB. Brown older, and you know, maybe maybe they'll 12 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: spark a little something today, Scottie. Maybe we gotta we 13 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: got a few stories up our sleeve to tell, we. 14 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 3: Really do before we get into it, because I think 15 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 3: this will be the last one under the wire. You're 16 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 3: performing in Portland and April for listeners listening in six 17 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 3: months or a year from now, and he's released this 18 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 3: might not Oh may here. 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 1: Ay thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth Helium in Portland, Oregon. It's 20 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 1: gonna be socially distanced. It's gonna be awesome. Come on out, 21 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: go out, have fun. We'll say hi to each other afterwards. 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 3: Put those banana butts in some banana seats and laugh 23 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 3: at Banana Boy number one. 24 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: Kirk Brown come now, come on, Hey, how you doing, buddy? 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 3: I'm really good. I had a very relaxing day. I 26 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 3: did some light gardening, I did some light laundry. I 27 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 3: just had a very normal day. And I have no complaints. 28 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 3: Those are cold minds these days. 29 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: Well, do you want me to tell you a little 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: something that was sent in to us? 31 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 2: Boy? Would I love it? 32 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: Okay, this is coming in from Avery Cob. Thank you 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: Avery for listening. 34 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: Thanks Avery Ols. 35 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: I am a nurse in Canada, nurses number one on 36 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: right off. 37 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 2: The bat, Canada number one. 38 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: It's true double whammy. Here from Avery, and I want 39 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 1: to tell you about some of the kookiest things that 40 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: have happened at my job, keeping mind primarily with geriatric 41 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: old people at a baby hospital. I was once trying 42 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: to help one of my patients to go for a 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: walk around the unit. Notice their underpants seemed wayed down. 44 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: I wondered what the deal was. I sat them down 45 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: to check, only to find in his underwear a bracelet 46 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: of unknown origin, many many packets of gauze and alcohol wipes, 47 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: three pens change, and two full sized national geographic magazines. 48 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 2: Wow. 49 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: And I asked him if he knew that those items 50 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: were in there. He said, well, I oughta that's yeah. 51 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 2: I mean, you ask a stupid question and get a 52 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 2: stupid answer. But god, that's so good. Okay, so he's 53 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,679 Speaker 2: hanging low. Yeah. 54 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: So that was just like one little story. Here's another one. 55 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: On a night shift, in order to attend to keep 56 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 1: one of my dementia patients from wandering off of the unit, 57 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: I thought that it would be a wonderful idea to 58 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: print off coloring pages from online to give them something 59 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: to occupy themselves. 60 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 2: Very nice. 61 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: I sat with us for over an hour, diligently coloring 62 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: the pages I provided him with. I left for my break, 63 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: thinking that I was absolutely killing it at this. When 64 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: I returned, he had put himself back to bed, apparently exhausted. 65 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: As my buddy nurses told me, I went to look 66 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: at his coloring pages, only to find that I was 67 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: accitentally tormenting him by not providing enough instructions with the 68 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: coloring pages. Oh instead, I found well or where you 69 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: need to be more specific and where or what should 70 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: be written all over the pages. I mentally whoaed him 71 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: until he simply gave up and went to bed. I 72 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: keep those pages with me every day in my workbag 73 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: and she sent them to me, like there is a 74 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: little bit of coloring, and then it's just criticism of 75 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: the nurse. 76 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 2: Oh, that's so f funny. But she was trying to 77 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: do the right thing sometimes, to do the right things God, 78 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 2: and you just what is it. The road to hell 79 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: is paved with good intentions, like, oh, you did the 80 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 2: right thing. 81 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, this reminds me of you know, my mom was 82 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: a pediatric nurse, and I would, you know, I would 83 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: go to work with her a lot as a kid, 84 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: because if my you know, my mom would often work 85 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: like doubles and she would maybe have like a babysitter 86 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: for the night right, but not for the day shift. 87 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: So I would have to go to work with her. 88 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,599 Speaker 1: And it was a pediatric floor, so obviously other kids around. 89 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: It kind of makes sense. There's like a play room, 90 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: you know, so that's five year old and I would 91 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: just be like running around the pediatric floor. Yes, And 92 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: this was in the eighties when like you could still smoke. 93 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 2: Oh, what a healthy thing to do in the hospital. 94 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 2: What a perfect choice. 95 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: All the doctors and nurses smoked at the nurse at 96 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: like the central things in the middle of the floor. 97 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: It's always just smoking, which is so insane. Yes, and 98 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: then they would give me jobs to do, and as 99 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,359 Speaker 1: like a five year old, this is like, this is amazed. 100 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 1: I was like I felt so important. 101 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 102 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: Again in the eighties, where like this was before AIDS, 103 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: they would literally just hand a five year old just 104 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: like hot bags of blood what like, take take these 105 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: to the lab. And I'd be like, I'm on an adventure, 106 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: like to go down to the lab. You know, I'd 107 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: take the elevator. Was like very exciting. Yeah, always like 108 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: get down to the basement and then kind of kind 109 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: of forget which door was the lab. And then they're 110 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 1: kind of just like knock on a door and just 111 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: like hand blood to people like what is this? 112 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 2: Who are you? 113 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry, I can't talk to strangers. 114 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 2: Like run, oh, blood boy, bring me that sack of blood. 115 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 2: Blood boy. Oh that's so fun. 116 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever your kid and you get in a signment 117 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 3: or you feel it all official, you just carry that 118 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 3: out so so well. 119 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,719 Speaker 2: But that is crazy. I mean, that is so funny. 120 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: It was such a crazy place and there was this 121 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,679 Speaker 1: guy and that this is the scribbling thing really reminded 122 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: me of this. There's a guy named mister Nagy, and 123 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: he worked there. I think he must have, I mean 124 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 1: worked there for my mom worked there for fifty years. 125 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: He probably worked there for at least forty five years, right, 126 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: And when I remember when I was a child, I 127 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: remember him being an old man, yes, like five. 128 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 3: I remember old people used to be older, by the way, 129 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: it's not like fifty year old people used to look 130 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 3: eighty and eighty year old people looked like the cripkeeper. 131 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 2: It's crazy that old people used to look older. 132 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: And he and this guy, I think he was Romanian. 133 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,239 Speaker 1: I think he was a Romanian immigrant. He had no family, 134 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: and he was a janitor at the hospital. My mom 135 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: would always say hi to him. And then she slowly 136 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: noticed like that, you know, like things just didn't seem 137 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 1: right with mister Nagy, and then she kind of like 138 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: looked into it. Yeah, and she found out that he 139 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,719 Speaker 1: had not been working at the hospital for like five years, 140 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: but he's still coming to work and not getting a 141 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: check or anything because he didn't know what to do 142 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: and he didn't have any other family. So my mom 143 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: like like essentially took care of him for like the 144 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: last ten years of his life. Like, yeah, she made 145 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 1: sure like he she got him into a home and 146 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 1: then make sure like that he you know, he had 147 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 1: food and everything and all that. Of course he never 148 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: so this was the craziest part. Uh. So he was 149 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: a war he was a ward of the state, but 150 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 1: my mom was like his guardian or whatever. And it 151 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: comes up with this thing, and there's a movie about 152 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: this that's like people taking advantage of old people who 153 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: have a ton of money. 154 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 2: Nope, I hate it. Not for me. I would never 155 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 2: do that. 156 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: And so this is the opposite of that. But this 157 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: dude had one hundred He lived literally eating just like 158 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 1: a can of tune of fish a day, and he 159 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: was like and he worked at the hospital for like 160 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: forty five years. So by the end he was like 161 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: making pretty good money, yes, like automatic like one or 162 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: two percent, paying crises a year or something. And then 163 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: he also was getting Social Security and it was just 164 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: she had like five hundred thousand dollars in the bank. 165 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: And so my mom was like, and he would like live. 166 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 1: He like literally had like a like a like a 167 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: table that was made out of a cardboard box. And 168 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: so I like moved him into the source, bought him 169 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 1: real furniture and then but he would stuffed all day long. 170 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 1: He would just sit and write letters. Uh huh, hundreds 171 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,959 Speaker 1: and hundreds of pages of these letters he would he 172 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: do all day long. Yes, and then he would stuff 173 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: them into the pages, into the insides of this chair 174 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: that he would sit on. 175 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:44,839 Speaker 2: Wow. 176 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: And then my mom like fished them all out after 177 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: he died, and they were just the teeniest, tiniest scribbles 178 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: of nothing, just lines up, just lines. 179 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 2: Like no words at all, just kind of just markings 180 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,079 Speaker 2: on pen on paper. 181 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: Just pen on paper. Oh no, And then he died 182 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: and like five hundred thousand dollars just went to the state. 183 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 2: So fun. 184 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: Okay the whole point, guys, but that's spend your money. 185 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, your money. You don't take it with you. 186 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 3: I'm probably never gonna have children, so you know, I'm 187 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,040 Speaker 3: just gonna have every credit card for the last five 188 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 3: years my life and max them. Oh yeah, that's a 189 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 3: crazy story. I wish that there was like a that 190 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 3: sounds like the beginning of a Lion, the Witch and 191 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,960 Speaker 3: the Wardrobe type of thing, or Percy Jackson, where it's 192 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,040 Speaker 3: like some your mom finds those pages and then some 193 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 3: kid finds binoculars and she can read them and it's 194 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 3: a story to get to. 195 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,679 Speaker 2: Oh that's a cool. That's a cool. I just like 196 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,679 Speaker 2: the visual. 197 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 3: It almost feels like a MoMA art installation. Have paper 198 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 3: stuffed into a chair. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Maybe 199 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:57,880 Speaker 3: there's a kid's book in there. Yeah great, Sorry, God, 200 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 3: that's bet. I bet nurses could just the things those 201 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 3: four angels see every day. 202 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 2: We love nurses. Okay. 203 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:09,719 Speaker 3: Well, I have a story that is fresh off the 204 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 3: Banana Phone as of twenty minutes ago, and I'm just 205 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 3: gonna read you the text exchange. Oh yeah, the banana Phone. 206 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 3: I'm still doing it. I'm gonna keep doing it till 207 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 3: Boble cuts us off. So the phone number is two 208 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 3: one three two one four seven nine seven to four. 209 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm not working as an advertiser in eight months now, 210 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 1: and we talk them up almost every episode. 211 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,559 Speaker 3: Well, I'm still trying to write Deadpool four. You know, 212 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 3: Ryan Reynolds, I'm very medium at the job. 213 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,439 Speaker 1: Okay, So this is hot off the good at his job, Ryan. 214 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. 215 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,959 Speaker 3: This is from Robbie, and I'm going to read you 216 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,200 Speaker 3: the text exchange exactly as it was sent. So first 217 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 3: it says, Hi, is this the banana I wrote back, Hi, 218 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 3: this is the banana phone. Wow cool my sister and 219 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 3: I looked, I asked later. His sister's name is Mirah. 220 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,839 Speaker 3: My sister, Mira showed me your podcast to listen to 221 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 3: while I deliver pizzas for Papa John's, and she wanted 222 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 3: me to text you guys with one of the craziest 223 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 3: stories I have for my job. 224 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,840 Speaker 2: Would you like to hear it? Kurt? 225 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:26,000 Speaker 3: Oh, hell, yeah, that's what I wrote. I wrote, Hell, yes, 226 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:31,559 Speaker 3: tell me your craziest story, So Robbie wrote back. So 227 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 3: I took a delivery not too far from the store 228 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 3: I work at. It was just down the road. You 229 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 3: have to drive about a mile down a dirt road 230 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 3: to get to any of these houses. I live in Arizona, 231 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 3: and dirt roads where I live aren't as uncommon as 232 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 3: you'd think, and I didn't think much of it. However, 233 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 3: it had just started raining really badly the previous night, 234 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 3: so I had to drive through mud the entire way. 235 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 3: On the way up the road, I see a car 236 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 3: pulled over and two teenagers are waving me down. So 237 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,960 Speaker 3: I stop and unroll my window, and they didn't say 238 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 3: anything at all. They just point at the ground. A 239 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 3: little past their car, and before I could ask what 240 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 3: they're pointing at, a bunch of fireworks exploded and they 241 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 3: just wanted me to watch. 242 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 2: Okay, So a great start to delivering a couple pizzas. 243 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 3: Just a lot of rain, a muddy road, and two 244 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 3: kids that apparently don't know to communicate but point. 245 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 2: And fireworks explode next to Robbie's car. 246 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 3: I was a little irritated because they exploded so close 247 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,679 Speaker 3: to my car, and then I really just wanted my 248 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 3: shift to be over, so I smiled in I kept driving. 249 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,480 Speaker 3: When I got to the house, I had to walk 250 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 3: about a quarter mile down the driveway because my SUV 251 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 3: couldn't fit through their small gate. I left the food 252 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,719 Speaker 3: on the bench outside and walked away because we have 253 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,439 Speaker 3: a no contact delivery. 254 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 2: And I just wanted to leave. 255 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 3: Then out of nowhere, I hear an extremely angry barking. 256 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 3: When I looked to left in the yard, I see 257 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 3: a Corgi running full sprint to so I was kind 258 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,800 Speaker 3: of spooked, but instead of running, I just walked a 259 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 3: little bit faster. 260 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,000 Speaker 1: When my head was because it is a corgy. Yes, 261 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 1: it's like it's it's You're like, oh, it's an animal. 262 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 3: But it's it's a loaf of bread on four wine corks, 263 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 3: just teeter tottering towards you. But when I turned around, 264 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 3: my life flashes before my eyes. There was a horse 265 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,319 Speaker 3: bucking up on top of me, about about to step 266 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 3: down on my head. So this this, he turns around 267 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 3: and there's a horse reared up with its front hoofs 268 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 3: right at this guy, Robbie's head. Oh man, I didn't 269 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 3: even have time to process it. Again, this is your 270 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 3: pizza delivery guy. Yeah, I didn't even have time to 271 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 3: process it before a ranch hand grabbed the horse by 272 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 3: its neck and swung it on top of the horse 273 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,200 Speaker 3: while it was on its two legs. I turned away, 274 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 3: backing away in fear. I was paralyzed and in and 275 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 3: when I look back, this mythical cowboy who had just 276 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 3: saved my life said sorry, kid, I just kept walking. 277 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 3: So somehow it gets weirder. 278 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 1: Okay, wait, I'm still confus. I'm a little confused. Was 279 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 1: the cowboy on the horse or was there a cowboy 280 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: who just grabbed the horse's reins and pulled him away 281 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 1: from the Kid number two? I just said sorry about that. 282 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 3: Sorry kid, Just sorry. Kid takes the horse and walks away. 283 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 3: So after a moment, I decided to pick up the pace. Obviously, 284 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 3: I think this makes sense because I just needed to 285 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 3: get out of this place as quickly as possible. I 286 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 3: get to my car and drive back down the street 287 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,520 Speaker 3: when a fire truck starts flying towards me. I pull 288 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 3: over as far as I can, but it's a very narrow, 289 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 3: muddy road, so it was actually a little scary. When 290 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 3: I get back to the end of the road, I 291 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 3: noticed the fire truck is near the guy's lighting fireworks. 292 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 3: Apparently one of them lit one that was so big 293 00:14:55,840 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 3: I caught a house on fire. Yes, it caught a 294 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 3: house on fire behind a little wall. 295 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 2: I mean, this is so amazing. 296 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: This all happened in the rain. 297 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 2: I think at this point maybe it had stopped rating. 298 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 2: Not sure, who knows. It's so incredible apparently, yo. 299 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 3: So I sat there and I watched as the owner 300 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 3: of the house comes running out of into the yard 301 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,119 Speaker 3: with a crowbar, screaming at the kids. 302 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 2: That they're dead. They're already dead. 303 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,200 Speaker 3: Luckily, the police had already arrived and tackled the man 304 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 3: with the crew bar. 305 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: This is so insane, they're already dead. 306 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're dead. They're like I said, you're dead. You're 307 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 3: already dead, you know, when cops in the fire department. 308 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 2: Are standing at your house. Always wise, Arizona was a 309 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 2: different kind of state. 310 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 3: They then arrested the owner of the house and the 311 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 3: two kids who were still playing with fireworks. I had 312 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 3: to stop and give my statements, so when I got 313 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 3: back to the store, I just clocked out and took 314 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 3: off the next day, so I wrote, do you remember 315 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 3: how much they tipped you? And he says, Robbie says, oh, yeah, 316 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 3: that's the best part. They tip me zero dollars, So 317 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 3: he didn't even get a tip, this poor guy. Everybody 318 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 3: in the Great Choir you tip as much as you 319 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 3: possibly can, and even when it's. 320 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 1: Not the Great Choir, you tip at any delivery person, 321 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: but especially a pizza delivery person. Yeah, it's just like 322 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: it is not They're going into like crazy situations over 323 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: and over and over again. I remember when I did pizzas, 324 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 1: it was like you would just sometimes be scared, like 325 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: you would the door and it'd just be like people screaming, 326 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 1: and like some crazy drunk would open the door be 327 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: like who the fuck ordered Patres And then you'd be like, 328 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: I don't know, but somebody did. Can you just give 329 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: me twenty bucks? And then they couldn't tip you and 330 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: it'd be fucking awful. 331 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, And now that that was before social media. 332 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 3: Really like now that people can like film their their 333 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 3: great pranks, it's like, don't prank. Uh, let's not do 334 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 3: any mean ranks on delivery people that are making money 335 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 3: right now if anything, prank them with how big your 336 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 3: tip is? 337 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:10,640 Speaker 2: Or I mean, in college, there are definitely delivery. 338 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,119 Speaker 3: Guys that we recognized that would come hang out and 339 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,639 Speaker 3: drink a beer or like like play video games or 340 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,280 Speaker 3: listen to music while delivering food to us and then leaving. 341 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 3: But this story just sometimes those escalations. When I was 342 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 3: a little kid, I lived on the street. I don't 343 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 3: know if anybody from my neighborhood listens to bananas, probably not. 344 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 2: But it was called Waywood Drive and I was new. 345 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 3: I was probably eleven and new to that long Mayberry 346 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 3: type street, and all the older kids were teenagers, and 347 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 3: they we'd all play flashlight tag and hang out and 348 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 3: then one night they were all like, hey, we're gonna 349 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,919 Speaker 3: go egg cars on this highway. 350 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 2: And when they said that, it was like fifteen of us. 351 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 3: Every like everybody had eggs, but then people would just 352 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,959 Speaker 3: dig up gardens, people would throw mud bombs. Had two 353 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 3: guys had paintball guns, so you would see these like 354 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 3: these headlights coming at night and then it would get 355 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 3: hit in this way. 356 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 2: I mean, it is an. 357 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,879 Speaker 3: Absolute miracle that nobody ever died with any of that stuff. 358 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 3: So the first time I ever go, my mom's working, 359 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,080 Speaker 3: my sister's probably at a friend's house. So it's just 360 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,439 Speaker 3: my dad and I. I'm playing flashlight attack. Very innocent, 361 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 3: seems cool. We go egging and we hit a bunch 362 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 3: of cars, and my adrenaline is surging out of pure panic. 363 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,359 Speaker 3: I'm the youngest kid there. I'm just trying to fit 364 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 3: in with the older kids, and so like the third 365 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 3: car we just absolutely annihilate, just slams on the brakes, 366 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,960 Speaker 3: whips it in U turn and one of the older 367 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,120 Speaker 3: guys is like run. So fifteen kids scatter into the night. 368 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,400 Speaker 3: I hide behind this house. I'm like trembling. I see 369 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 3: the person get out of the car. They start ringing 370 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,160 Speaker 3: doorbells on houses, but none of them were my neighbor. 371 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 3: None of were of the kids that were throwing and 372 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 3: then this kid that was just visiting from another neighborhood 373 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 3: who had been egging with us, walks around the corner, 374 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 3: walks right into the guy and he's like, Mike, is 375 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,639 Speaker 3: it you? And the guy's like, put your hands on 376 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 3: your head, And so I just started running home. So 377 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 3: from where we were to my house is about a mile. 378 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,120 Speaker 2: And a half. 379 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 3: If anybody ever asked me, the fastest I've ever run 380 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 3: in my entire life. Like, in pure darkness, I thought 381 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 3: I was going to get killed. I thought I was 382 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,160 Speaker 3: going to get arrested. 383 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,120 Speaker 2: I like, come home. 384 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 3: I try that cool, Like I don't even think my 385 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 3: dad even noticed, Like run up to my room. I'm 386 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 3: like hanging out, and then I just hear sirens and 387 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 3: I'm like, here we go. I'm going to jail. 388 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: Like they somehow know where you live, like I think 389 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:26,879 Speaker 1: and liked you. 390 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 3: Yes, they tracked my egg amongst all these but I'm like, 391 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 3: and I could see red lights and the sirens are 392 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,159 Speaker 3: getting louder. 393 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,359 Speaker 2: And we lived in the trees, We lived in the woods. 394 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 3: And I just walked downstairs and I was like, Dad, 395 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 3: we were egging cars and we egged this car and 396 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,199 Speaker 3: this guy got out and Nick walked over to him 397 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,399 Speaker 3: and I think, and my dad's like, well, don't do that, 398 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 3: like punished me in that way where he's like, well, 399 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 3: I'm glad. 400 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 2: You told me. And then what had happened is the 401 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 2: reason I broke. 402 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 3: I couldn't keep my cool A to eleven was a 403 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,480 Speaker 3: lightning had struck a tree on my street at the 404 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 3: same time, and the tree was on fire and it 405 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 3: was just too far department trucks coming to put out 406 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 3: a tree. It was is like if the great neuron 407 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,720 Speaker 3: in the sky exists. It was like, Scottie, this is 408 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 3: your awarding to not be lawless in life. 409 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 1: It's the It's the continuation of the cold open of 410 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,320 Speaker 1: the breaking bad pilot, you know, yes, where he's like 411 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,359 Speaker 1: all ready to like give himself up and then it's 412 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 1: just a fire truck going down the street. Oh I 413 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: love that. 414 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,840 Speaker 2: It's whatever that is. You know, when you're a kid 415 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,200 Speaker 2: and your guilt is just racking, like you're trying. I'm 416 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,640 Speaker 2: not trying to get my friends in trouble, the new friends. 417 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,440 Speaker 1: I remember, we uh not have much time left in 418 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 1: this podcast, but I'll do it real quick. I remember 419 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: first time smoking cigarettes was, or the first time I 420 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,359 Speaker 1: ever inhaled O, boy ten years old again hung out 421 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,240 Speaker 1: with an older crew. 422 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 2: Say it already had sayd hung out with. 423 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,240 Speaker 1: An older crew. So they were like twelve, twelve and 424 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: a half thirteen, the coolest, And it was like a 425 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 1: big production of like buying. They're going to buy new 426 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,320 Speaker 1: Ports because we couldn't buy them at our local place, 427 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,919 Speaker 1: the cracker barrel. Unrelated to the cracker barrel. The cracker 428 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,920 Speaker 1: barrel our. 429 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 3: Number one, our number one restaurant on bananas is the 430 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 3: cracker barrel. More weird crap happens a cracker barrel than 431 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,120 Speaker 3: anywhere else. 432 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,320 Speaker 1: This was just like a deli. This was just like 433 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: a Dell like odega in Sharkery Hills, New Jersey. And 434 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,680 Speaker 1: we sent the guy, the guy who didn't live like 435 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: around the corner from the cracker barrel to buy the 436 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,360 Speaker 1: cigarettes because they recognized us. Yeah, and and this time 437 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 1: in New Jersey can just buy cigarettes if you're twelve 438 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: years old. 439 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,879 Speaker 2: We're just so easy, so easy. 440 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,920 Speaker 1: Course bought Newports because they're the cant they're the cigarette 441 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:36,040 Speaker 1: that looks most like candy. Yes, and then we're going 442 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 1: to the woods and we're like smoke them and oh 443 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: he called he called from the payphone. He called my 444 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 1: friend Frances house and just said the pita bread is 445 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: in the hole hung up, and then that meant we're 446 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,159 Speaker 1: like he had a cigarettes, so. 447 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,159 Speaker 2: Were amazing a little Greek bread. 448 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,399 Speaker 1: And then we had it and I remember like we 449 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 1: didn't know how to do it at first, so we 450 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: would just like yeah, we were just like like put 451 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,120 Speaker 1: it in our mouths, you know, yeah, and now fast 452 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: as you can, but never like inhale. That's still like 453 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 1: the next weekend, because then we would put it in 454 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 1: a plastic bag and bury it in the in the 455 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 1: classic Classic kid the best Classic kid ship. Then the 456 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,359 Speaker 1: next week I remember went back in France. It was 457 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,800 Speaker 1: like I was at the arcade in Bellmar this weekend 458 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 1: and I found out you're supposed to inhale and we 459 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,680 Speaker 1: were like, that's insane, how would you even do that? 460 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: Why would you want that in your lungs. He's like, 461 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,120 Speaker 1: this is how you do it. Yeah, a little puff 462 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,440 Speaker 1: and then you inhale a lot of air, and we 463 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,360 Speaker 1: all did it and then just were like like all 464 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,400 Speaker 1: just fell onto the ground and falling into a bushes 465 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 1: and looking up and seeing a helicopter and being like 466 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 1: that's my mom. She's found them. 467 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,919 Speaker 2: Barber's in. Barbara is in the helicopter. 468 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 3: She's in the chinook, the cigarette chinook that looks for 469 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,120 Speaker 3: underage kids inhaling cool Newport cigarettes. 470 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 2: Wow. 471 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: I know the fear. 472 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,760 Speaker 3: I know the sign of a good kid when they 473 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 3: have that level of fear. And I would have gotten 474 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 3: away with it. But yeah, the great Neuron had to 475 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,440 Speaker 3: strike a tree on the Eberhart's farm and light it 476 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 3: on fire. 477 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,639 Speaker 2: So there you go. 478 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 1: Well we've done it against Scottie. That is it for 479 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 1: this minisode, but we'll be back in two weeks with 480 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,639 Speaker 1: another one. So stay safe, wear your mask, wash your hands, 481 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 1: and we'll be out of this thing soon. 482 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:43,240 Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas. 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