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Speaker 2: Do you y away?

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Speaker 3: When you're in your late thirties? What's your biggest nightmare?

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Speaker 3: Maybe turning forty?

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Speaker 2: We already in your late thirties.

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Speaker 3: He's coming, or even worse than that is getting a

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Speaker 3: call from old Allen winter Botty letting you know that

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Speaker 3: he's dating your mom. Now wait, and he needs some

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Speaker 3: hot tips on how to make mama happen.

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Speaker 2: Now, what would you say to Alan, Because that's what

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Speaker 2: we tried today. When we call one guy and you're

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Speaker 2: not gonna believe this. He was not helpful.

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Speaker 4: He didn't.

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Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey was good, bra, It's me.

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Speaker 4: Who's you? Who?

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Speaker 2: Hi? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Who is this?

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Speaker 2: You're Corey? Yeah? Yeah, I'm Corey Julie's son.

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Speaker 4: Hello, JU, How do you know my mom? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm Alan Alan winter Bottom. I'm your new dad.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Man, didn't she tell you that your mom, Julie, she's

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Speaker 2: got a new man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she told me. But I mean, why are you calling?

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Speaker 2: It's me? I'm Alan, Alan.

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Speaker 4: You sound a lot older than I was expecting. My

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Speaker 4: mom's in her late six years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I begged a young one. It's good

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Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do? I'm like a desperador or something.

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Speaker 4: You're like ninety. How old are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm eighty eight years young. Thank you very much, And

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Speaker 2: I just I I need your help because I know

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Speaker 2: your mother has a birthday coming up here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah she does, she does, right, So I want my number.

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Speaker 2: She gave me your number. It's but well, she doesn't

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Speaker 2: know this yet. But I wanted to do something nice

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Speaker 2: and special for treat her like a real lady, not

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Speaker 2: like one of them backstairs types of gals, you know

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Speaker 2: the ones.

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Speaker 4: Well, what are you thinking, Alan? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: Why I'm asking for your help? You know her probably

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Speaker 2: better than anyone. Yeah, what do you think she would like?

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Speaker 2: Because you know, I was thinking I could make one

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Speaker 2: of them, you know, romantic cupe on books where all

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Speaker 2: the tickets are one day passes to Poundtown.

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Speaker 4: Come on, dude, you're crossing the line Poundtown. Why are

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Speaker 4: you saying that that.

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Speaker 2: That's what we do.

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Speaker 4: You need to shut up, old man, like he said,

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Speaker 4: you need to have some boundaries in your in your death.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm trying to give your mother a compliment

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Speaker 2: because she's a regular Lauren Becall.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know that is.

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Speaker 2: I remember Lauren. I had her pin up poster on

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Speaker 2: my wall back when I was in the Navy.

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Speaker 4: When was that like eighteen hundred?

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Speaker 2: Oh you're so freaking funny. You got jokes.

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Speaker 4: Huh you're the guy calling me man like? I mean,

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Speaker 4: I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, keep your voice down. Gosh, I'm hung over, you're hearing.

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Speaker 2: I had too many I had won too many Roy

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Speaker 2: Rogers last night. My head's bounding like a tin roof

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Speaker 2: in a Texas hailstorm.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I need to keep up my boy.

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Speaker 2: Say it again? Loser says what?

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Speaker 4: No loser says? What? Who? Get your head out of

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Speaker 4: your figure it out. You don't need to be called.

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Speaker 2: You got a smart mouth on you, don't you. I

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Speaker 2: want to slap your right across the head. What are

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Speaker 2: you going to do?

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Speaker 4: Old man? Do I need to lay you down?

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Speaker 2: I bet you'd like to lay down with a lot

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Speaker 2: of older men, don't you. No, you keep giving me

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Speaker 2: lip I'll introduce you to my fist, Percy Lewis and

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Speaker 2: the Bang Bang Crew.

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Speaker 4: You keep using these references from like what me on

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Speaker 4: to go? I don't even get these references.

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Speaker 2: What you want me to talk like a gen z

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Speaker 2: because I eat Hello Riz like you for breakfast.

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Speaker 4: Put on your orthopedic shoes and just take a take

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Speaker 4: a walk, buddy.

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Speaker 2: I would get my shoes, but I left them in

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Speaker 2: your mother's room last night.

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Speaker 4: You know what, man, I don't even understand like how

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Speaker 4: my mom would even like mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Ye, I'll show you exactly how she messes with me.

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Speaker 2: I'll come over there right now and mess your face

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Speaker 2: up like George Foreman did Ali in the room, Wolinda, Joe.

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Speaker 2: That was a good one.

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Speaker 4: I would love for you to show up to the

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Speaker 4: front of my apartment. I got other angry issues I

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Speaker 4: can resolve.

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Speaker 2: At the back door kind of man. But I'll come

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Speaker 2: to the front, and that's what you want to do.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You sound cynical. You sound delusional.

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Speaker 2: I do I sound cynical? Or do I sound like

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Speaker 2: a radio host on the show Brook and Jeffrey in.

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Speaker 3: The Morning, because this is a phone tap, my friend,

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Speaker 3: it's a prank.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, you got me on a I'm over here

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Speaker 4: getting my flustered, like all right, this old guy really

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Speaker 4: wants to come over. I'm really kicking feel bad that

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Speaker 4: I kicked some old dude.

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Speaker 1: Jack.

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Speaker 2: Your mom, Julie is the one who asked us to

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Speaker 2: call you. It was her idea.

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Speaker 3: Man, she listens to our show, and she thought it'd

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Speaker 3: be really funny to prank her son.

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Speaker 2: So she made up having a boyfriend. She's not seeing

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Speaker 2: anybody right now.

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Speaker 4: Guys are good, You guys are good.

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Speaker 2: Wake Up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on the twenties

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