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Speaker 1: kind of like almost all comics have experience with it.

422
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 1: It's something to do with being on the road and

423
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: that lifestyle and you know, just that we don't really

424
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: do a lot. Comedians don't do that much during the

425
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,479
Speaker 1: day except we'll travel. But then you know, you have

426
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 1: a lot of empty time. Sure, totally totally, um how

427
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: have um Just like now, I just kind of want

428
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: to talk about like the content of this new this

429
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: new show off the blow. Um. We were reading we

430
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: were reading your release and that you quoted your grandmother

431
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: and saying that you looked bloated, like like you were

432
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,959
Speaker 1: found at the bottom of the lake after days of

433
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: search after I mean, that's the way that Asian people are.

434
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: They really tell it like it is like you look

435
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: like you've been dragged from a river, which is totally legitimate.

436
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: You know. I I have had periods of looking very

437
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: very rough and decaying in decomposing. But is it like

438
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I I agree with you because

439
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: you know, I just I've had to live with that.

440
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: But it's like I keep going back and forth on

441
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: whether or not that was a useful candor in Asian culture. Yeah,

442
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: because you know, they want to remark on like how

443
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:19,959
Speaker 1: terrible you look. That's really all it is. Um, you know,

444
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: it's it's something that the Asian people just do to

445
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: each other. Sure, you know, it's a family thing. Is

446
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: it okay? Rocket, Is that like a Philly Italian thing

447
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: at all? Well, we get that we have the food

448
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: reward system, like if they eat, everybody gets excited. Oh

449
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: my god, look at him and he looks so good.

450
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: It's like I got a hot blood pressure. I'm eleven,

451
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: you know, stop feeding me, you know, And then you

452
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: go to the beach and everybody's like, get your fetish

453
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: out of away rock and then you're like, I'm fat,

454
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, I was like two

455
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: fifty at one point, you know, I mean I had

456
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: like big arms, but I had the big belly, the

457
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: big you know. Yeah, I mean you're you're just localizing

458
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,439
Speaker 1: everything in one place, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

459
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: You know, my my mom's friends are always very passive, aggressive,

460
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 1: always always you look yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what

461
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: a bad thing it's like, but it's somehow it's always negative.

462
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: Every time I gain away till I'm in my in Therese,

463
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: he looks so healthy. Look, I'm like, ah, wow, was

464
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: speed and everyone get your fat like and Therese you

465
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: told me, you know, She's like, don't listen to them.

466
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm listening to Yeah. They feel entitled to it.

467
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: Is there ever, like a middle like a happy middle

468
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: ground for for for any culture, Like it just sounds

469
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: like we're just built. Every human is built to like

470
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: is you know, wired to comment on something. And then

471
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: there's also social media to sort of like just the trolling.

472
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 1: The trolling, it never ends. It's actually it's it's actually

473
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: gotten worse. It's I just had to leave Facebook. I'm

474
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: done with it. Oh yeah, I don't. I don't do

475
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: everything like so I was talking about that on stage

476
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: life everything, so judge you. Now. It's like people come

477
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: over my house, They're like, you're O c D. I'm like,

478
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: why because I fold my shirts? Yeah you know what

479
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: I mean. I cleaned my bathroom and now I'm not

480
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: a scumbag and now I'm O c D. Why can't

481
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: I just have a clean place? You know, you're a grown,

482
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: functional adult. Keep scrubbing everything over and over again. You know,

483
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: you keep scrubbing them. You live your goddamn life. Keep

484
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: it nice. Stop giving me a label. So like, do

485
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: you do Twitter? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I like Twitter and

486
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: I like Instagram. I mean it's um, I've never done Snapchat.

487
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know even I don't even understand how it works.

488
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: But it's very, very very hard to figure out. It's

489
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: purposefully esoteric. It's like you're not supposed to know how

490
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: to use it correct. Yeah when you buy design, which

491
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: is which just makes it seriously Yeah, like they they don't.

492
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: There's never like an onboarding process that they never teach

493
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: you how to use it right, And it's just like, Okay,

494
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: now go figured this out on your own. That's why

495
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: I think it's failing. Ye anyway, Um, but the show

496
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: I feel like, is this show in particular more personal,

497
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: more confessional than other ones, Like I don't think so.

498
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: I think it's just I mean it's just a different

499
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: place in my life, you know, Like I I love

500
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: it because there's it's very current. You know, we get

501
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: a lot into like me too because I'm so me too,

502
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: I'm so I am also and so like same yeah

503
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: hashtag same. So it's like very It's great actually because

504
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: it's it's really cathartic and it's fun to to talk

505
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: about all those issues because before, you you know, like

506
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: everybody was so mad at like Daniel Toss for talking

507
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: about rape, you know, and that that there was this

508
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: thing well like comedians talk about rape, and I'm like, yeah,

509
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: you can if your survivor. It's actually really legitimate and

510
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: really important. So that's a good jumping off point for

511
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: what's happening in the show. Um, but there's a lot

512
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: of other stuff, of course, Trump and a million other things.

513
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: So it's it's good. I actually have had when I

514
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: told a couple of my friends that I was coming here.

515
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: A couple of my female comic friends said that hearing

516
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: you talk about this stuff and your act empowered them

517
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: through the same thing and that they felt like themselves

518
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: again in there. That's good. So I think it's it's

519
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's great. I mean I think, um,

520
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: it's historic moment. You know, we can actually get into

521
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: this other stuff and and and and really kind of

522
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: utilize comedy for the catalyst for change. That it should

523
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: always exactly like she's coming from a place of authenticity

524
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: and direct experience on the actual level, where a guy

525
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: like Tash is like he's just trying to get away

526
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: with the rape joke to prove out genius. Yes, but

527
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: then like by like insisting that the rape joke is

528
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: like work exactly where it's not really coming from this

529
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: personal place where with her it's part of her, so

530
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: it works and it helps others. But James Cordon is

531
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: talking about Harvey Weinstein, you know, you you can't really

532
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: you can't really poke fun at it if you're not

533
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: within the experience totally. There's a huge backlash around them, right, Yeah,

534
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: Well it'll be interesting. This will air right after the Oscars.

535
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: But now all this secret ship is coming out and

536
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: who knows, but now they're actually I think I saw

537
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: maybe it was unmarried. But Jennifer Lawrence was asked, will

538
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: you allow Secrets to interview you? And she was like, oh,

539
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was like that far. Yeah, it'll

540
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: be interesting. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I I

541
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: don't know anything really about that. I mean I think

542
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: that it's like one of those things where what happens

543
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: to the men who are accused, like what what goes

544
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: what goes forth? Like people even like a Zase or T. J. Miller,

545
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: like what goes on after you know, with like Louis C.

546
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Kate seems kind of finite, although that's almost like we

547
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: don't know about that either, but even then, like that's

548
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: sort of a toss up. Yeah, I don't know. And

549
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: then why is Woody Allen's movies? Like why did you know?

550
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: Like he seems to be unaffected and it's a family job.

551
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: It was like ronan Pharaoh who broke everything down in

552
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: the family. This is a very specific kind of it's

553
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: almost like it's it's it's almost like like some sort

554
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: of Greek tragedy or something exactly like this sort of

555
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: out of mythology all of it. So who knows, We'll

556
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: we'll have to see what happens. But so the show

557
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: is really kind of about tracking that too and observing

558
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: it and trying to make sense of it totally. You've

559
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: always said, um, just going back to your thing about

560
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: comedy being this catalyst for a change, You've always said

561
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: that comedians, um are sort of the best equipped to

562
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: message something without sounding preachy about it. And I think

563
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: I think that's always been your Yeah, yeah, I think

564
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: it's good. Thank you. I love that, you know, But

565
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: it's also a weird when comedians don't have a progressive

566
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: outlook that freaks me out, like that like Dennis Miller,

567
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: that freaks me. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean that kind

568
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: of thing puts such a low ceiling on how like

569
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: not relatable, but just how subversive they can be, which

570
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: is not their goal. But it's like, okay, well, if

571
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: you're if you're fucking I'll say, like Larry the Cable Guy,

572
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: it's like you're not going to like actually break out

573
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: of like you're not going to advance your art forward. Well, no,

574
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: one's if that's not what you do. If that's not

575
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: what you do that's not what you do. Like when

576
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: everyone was like, kind of like I thought the falin

577
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: thing with having Trump and I thought it was kind

578
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: of stupid, like that he ruffled his hair. But then

579
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: when everyone was like, we expect more, it's like it's Jimmy.

580
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: It's like he plays beer pong. Yeah, it's not Colbert. No,

581
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: it's and and even Colbert is allowed to be silly.

582
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: You know. Colbert has a great silly side to him too,

583
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: which is really one of the great things about him

584
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: is that he does have this highbrow sensibility but also

585
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: can really hit below the belt and also be ridiculous.

586
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: And I love that. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong

587
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: with being silly. Yeah, it's it's like it's funny when

588
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: like even like and also then the poll codes I

589
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: have a problem with two, Like when Seinfeld was like,

590
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: the college campuses are PC, so I don't do them.

591
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: It's like we don't see what the rest of what

592
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: he said he could have been saying it in just

593
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, and he is, you know, he's always

594
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Jerry is so funny too, Like he's just

595
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a much more complete thought exactly than

596
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: what is just pulled out. He's not he's not not

597
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: media savvy enough to like just let that slip out

598
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: and like be the poll quote, you know. Yeah, yeah, No,

599
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: the dumb people are the ones that are like, look,

600
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: how dumb. This is totally totally that's social media. That's

601
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: why we say no to Facebook. That's Mimi too. You

602
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: deleted your Facebook account, didn't you? And then you move

603
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: everything over to the page because I remember when we

604
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: were friends on Facebook, just like just very in a

605
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: very casual manner. Yeah, you made the right all in

606
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: terms of like shutting down the personally, well, I just don't.

607
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have anything to say there. You know,

608
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: it's a it's a weird one where I'm like what

609
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: am I doing? And I was spending a lot of

610
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: time on it for I don't know why, because I

611
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what was what was? So I don't know. Well,

612
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: at least Twitter, it's like it reminds you to shut

613
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: up Twitter. It's like this limit to the to the

614
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: amount of words and it's like, Okay, shut the funk

615
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: up now, Yeah, that's all you need to have friends

616
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I would love to like write a

617
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: movie and put them in because they're Facebook posts. I'm like,

618
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: I can't ever like, why would you say that, Like

619
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: that's in the world forever, you know, it's only a

620
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: bad thing. Yeah. Facebook is has ruined these these opportunities.

621
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: I do like the movie The Social Network. I do

622
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: like that. I will always stand by a Facebook existing

623
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: because it gave us that movie that's a good movie

624
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: gets good. Yeah, it's a good movie. And that was

625
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: that was you know who I like? And this was

626
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: her first thing named Mara. Oh adorable, Yes, so good,

627
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: so good, so cute. Yeah, I'm a fan of them girls. Yeah,

628
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: ok yeah, even Kate and a lot of people they

629
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: don't like. Okay, I love myself from Kate Mara, and

630
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: I Stepp said this for I know, I like Kate

631
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: Mara about to bring a House of Cards swing around there.

632
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: I knew I liked her when she got pushed in

633
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: front of the subway in House of Cards and I

634
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 1: felt horrible. I was like, oh wow, and she wasn't

635
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: like a good character either. I was like, it was

636
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: because Kate, Oh she made that. It was because the

637
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 1: case she made it for me made it. That's that's

638
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: that's so weird that shows, Um, gonna come back. I'm

639
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: glad that the show is going to go on without him,

640
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: which is so I mean, I don't know it was

641
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: transparent going on without it is. And then there was

642
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: like a brief moment in time where he was like

643
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: back and then now he's not officially now not but

644
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: the investigation closed, and he's very salty about it, like yeah,

645
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: he's out there giving sound bites. Yeah, yeah, which which yeah,

646
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I guess that's like a consequence

647
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: to right, It's like of the whole movement. It's like, oh, well, yeah,

648
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: these people do sort of have some finite it's gonna

649
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: be career. It's gonna be hard when you're like Seacrest too,

650
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: and you have to be out there literally every day,

651
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: like he's on like Kelly and Ryan and I think

652
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: the other day, like they didn't even bring it up,

653
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: and Kelly Ripper just turned to him and was like,

654
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I love working

655
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, and he was like like like that that. Yeah.

656
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: It's weird. Um, you know, because everybody else is kind

657
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: of a little bit at the end of their career,

658
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: whether it's somebody you know, like Charlie Rose or Garrison

659
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: Keiler even or Joel just to show with him in

660
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: that la It was like a crowd that was there

661
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: for Garrison Keiler. Yeah. Well, you know it's like that.

662
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: There's people like I don't know, like, well, Bill Cosby's

663
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: out doing Yeah I tell you, yeah, hot producer Joe's

664
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 1: likely to um. But yeah, it's I don't know, it's

665
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: it's their audiences don't go away. I know. I mean,

666
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: but the core fans look at O J still signing autographs,

667
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: making tons of autographs. It's like this weird kind of

668
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: you know, mysterious mystique or something that people just want

669
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: to see the freak show or some deprivation thing where

670
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: it's like they haven't been It's like they just haven't

671
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: been Theme Cosby and forever and they just want to. Yeah. No,

672
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: it's a zoo. It's a zoo. Now they can afford

673
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: to see him. The tickets. UM, well this is great,

674
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: So everyone please please go check out Rockland, Margaret and

675
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: the Fresh Off the Bloat tour. Um. They're finishing up

676
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: their American dates, and everyone go back and listen to

677
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: all the albums because you haven't listened to all the

678
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: albums you don't get it and just go change. Like

679
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: I said, just truly changed my life because I was

680
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: like the funk, why is nothing funny? And then like

681
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: you made me laugh in a real way because I

682
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh gosh. I mean it was like and

683
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: you hear this all the time, but like do you

684
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: hear it all the time? Well, I think it's great.

685
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's really nice too. You know,

686
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: it's really nice. But I guess what I'm asking is like,

687
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: do you like do like younger gaze, Like, do they

688
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: come up and appreciate you for what you have done? Yeah,

689
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: it's wonderful. I was going to say, you might hear

690
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: this all the time, but of just in terms of

691
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: representation blah blah blah, but like in terms of Asian people,

692
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: that was I mean, Margaret was like one of the

693
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: only examples for a very long time about Asian people

694
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: in in show business that who didn't have to like

695
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: know a martial art to like what I'm saying. That

696
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 1: was a huge deal. Thank you, Thank you. Anyway, Um,

697
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: should we do a quick quick ground if I don't

698
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: think so, honey, we'll do a quick round. We're gonna

699
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: do a quick round of I don't think so honey, which,

700
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: by the way, y'all should definitely. I can't believe I

701
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: sometimes say y'all. That's a Kelly Clarkson thing. That's being

702
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: an eleven year old, twelve year old seeing her say y'all,

703
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: and it became a part of my life. I'm from

704
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: Long Island. Yeah, it's Margaret and Cally for this point.

705
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: So you all should um buy tickets to our show.

706
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: It's on March sixteen. I don't think so honey, Live

707
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse. You guys, amazing people are gonna be

708
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: on it, just to name of you. Dul Say Sloan, Jacquelnovak,

709
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nathan Lee Graham, Nathan Gave more to

710
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: be announced very soon. This is I don't think so honey.

711
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: It's one minute to go off on culture of while

712
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: repeating the phrase I don't think so honey. Matt w

713
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: you want to start. I think you have something. I

714
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: have a vague idea, but that's okay. I'll let passionately

715
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: the way. This is Matt Rodgers as I don't think

716
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: so honey. As time starts, I don't think so honey.

717
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: You don't respond to my emails. They're always important. If

718
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: you open the email and you and like it's like

719
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: a long block of text, it's important email, Like, respond

720
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: to my emails. I could be asking you something very important.

721
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 1: I could be in a lot of trouble. I don't

722
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: know if my instinct would be to take to email

723
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: if I was ever in a I for a death situation,

724
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: but it could be. Please read and respond to my emails. Everyone.

725
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: When you don't respond to my email, it makes me

726
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: feel small, and I feel that's amazing that it's thirty

727
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: seconds left. This was such a simple one, but you

728
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: got to keep going. Okay, so listen. I feel like,

729
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: especially recently we've been asking people to come out and

730
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: do our life show, you could be missing out on

731
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: the opportunity to have a one minute of your evening

732
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: on a stage. I mean also, like, let me let

733
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: me just tell all the comments we're asking we you know,

734
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 1: it's one minute, but it's gonna be on a podcast

735
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: and people are going to listen to it. So understand

736
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: that this is important. Please respond to my emails. Thank you.

737
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I see the thing was I was so

738
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: like engaged in my idea as I was getting you

739
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: were living through the pain again totally. That's okay, that's okay, alright,

740
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, time starts. And now I

741
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: don't think so many diners that don't have Chululu. We

742
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: were just eating at this dinner here in West Niac,

743
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: lovely diner, Hogan's Diner, but they did not have cholula

744
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: hot sauce or even a spree watcher or a crystal

745
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: Louisiana's Finest. They didn't have the actual hot sauces that

746
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: I want. And I think to be in the restaurant

747
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: business nowadays, in the food service industry, you have to

748
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: have these options in terms of something as ubiquitous as

749
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: hot sauce. So I don't think, so, honey, these restaurants,

750
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: any restaurant, any dining establishment that does not have a

751
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: panopoly of hot sauces. Shall I say? Um? And so listen,

752
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: here's here's what I want. I want things that range

753
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: throughout the Scoville scale of hotness. I want things that

754
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: will give me something vinegary, but other times things that

755
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: are are giving me the ghost pepper um, you know,

756
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: spiciness that's coming from you know, the esophagus up. It's

757
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: an aftertaste that ghost pepper. So I don't think so honey,

758
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: these hot these restaurants that don't have all these hot sauces.

759
00:40:55,239 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: I am a sophisticated bitch. That's one minute. Okay, wow,

760
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: that can go no, please please, And you were nodding.

761
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: I was really into it, that feeling. Thank you to options.

762
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: I used to work at a seafood restaurant that had

763
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: the walls lined with hot sauce. So if you want

764
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: hot sauce out of Brooklyn Crab in Red Hook, New York,

765
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: um Rock, that's that's a really that's a good area. Yeah, yeah,

766
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: he works there. It's a really good the best, like

767
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: one of the best sandwich places, Dante's is Dante's. Yeah,

768
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: it's been there since eighteen eighty seven or something. Have

769
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: you been there since seven? I think so. Yes, Italian

770
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: immigrants came. Yeah, they call everything gravy, which I like.

771
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: In where I'm from in Philly, we call sauce gravy. Yeah,

772
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: everything's gravy, red gravy, brown gravy, you know, blush gravy,

773
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: beige gravy. Everything's just gravy. It's all gravy because you know, okay,

774
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,439
Speaker 1: rock out We're gonna put you on for one minute,

775
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: just for anything and all it came the good at

776
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: it man, that this is this is just what we

777
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: do this business. Okay, all right, I don't think so, baby.

778
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: Is that what I think? Whatever LGBT inside you? Okay,

779
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: Rocco stays. I don't think so many. As time starts now,

780
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. That belt in them shoes

781
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: they don't match. You know how? Come on a strake, guy,

782
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at you, going you need to up

783
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: through your fashion. I don't think so, honey. Why is

784
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: the the the the planes that you fly on so disgusting?

785
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: We should all boycott with picket signs before we get

786
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: in the plane. I have a rash on the small

787
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: on my back. It's it's lumpy, and it's from these

788
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: planes are so disgusting. There's urine on the seats. I

789
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: gotta go in there with windex and clean it off.

790
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. We're paying eight thousand dollars

791
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: a month for tickets and we can't get a clean

792
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: bathroom on an airplane. Um, I don't think so, baby.

793
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: Why the why the FBI spend thirty hours on the

794
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: n C double A and only five hours on the

795
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: Florida shooting. What is going on? Why is the FBI

796
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: talking to college basketball? And and and don't buy anything? Well,

797
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: look read stuff with raspberry. I don't think to raspberry

798
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: flavoring on stuff because it's actually beaver Pista. That's one minute,

799
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: multiple topics, and many items of knowledge learned. Chank you,

800
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: thank you, rockro. I didn't know that about raspberry flavoring.

801
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: What the raspberry? So they say natural raspberry flavors. Yeah,

802
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: so look at the labels. Beaver pist will always have

803
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: a little bit of beaver coming in. Yeah, yeah, if

804
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: you're you know, okay, Margaret, are you are you ready ready?

805
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: This is Margaret Shows. I don't think so, honey. Her

806
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. I'm never

807
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: going to go on a juice fast. Never. No, that

808
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: is just a recipe for disaster. I shit enough as

809
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: it is. I mean, I'm constantly shitty. But you know,

810
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: you add some lemon juice and cayenne pepper and maple

811
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: syrup be onto that. It's it's not it's not gonna

812
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: be pretty. It's it's like when you ship on a

813
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: juice fast kind of cleanse that it takes all of

814
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: the ship for that kind of holds you together. Like

815
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: that's that's keeping you upright, you know, Like I think

816
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: that's what keeps our poster good. Is this ship that's

817
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: like caked in your in your intestines. It just keeps

818
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: you standing up. So if you want to be an invertebrate,

819
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: if you want to just have no bones, you going fast.

820
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: But I'm not one minute. Oh my god, your ship

821
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: gives you poise, keeps you up right. That's why they

822
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: call the undergarments. Was just listening to um when you

823
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: talk about dancing with the stars, about how that local

824
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: coach made just follow the olive oil, and you were

825
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: shooting fine, fine mess. I think I think Margaret is

826
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: one of the pre eminent fecal comedians. Yeah, but you

827
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: will talk about your ship in the way that it

828
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: is actually very very liberating and refreshing, thank you and sexy,

829
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: sexy shaking. And I first learned what colonic irrigation was

830
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: as a thirteen year old listening to Oh I love it, Yes,

831
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, I have to know what that is.

832
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure I knew what you were talking about.

833
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: But I knew that it interested me fecally, intellectually, actually interested. Okay, well,

834
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: Margaret and Rock, we have to go, but thank you

835
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: so much for doing this. Is so really pleasure to

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