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Speaker 1: Aside from radio host. What's the most boring job in

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Speaker 1: the world, I.

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Speaker 2: Say accountant, but my mom would argue against that.

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Speaker 1: Paint drying assistant manager, just the assistant or paper clip counter.

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Speaker 2: Professionally, those would be my guest. I got a computer

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Speaker 2: would do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but apparently working front desk at a

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Speaker 1: roadside motel can also be pretty tedious, especially when you

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Speaker 1: don't have a lot of customers coming.

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Speaker 2: Through or paper clips account And.

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Speaker 1: I say that because the roommate of a guy who

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Speaker 1: works that exact job reached out saying, can you please

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Speaker 1: do anything to help spice up my roommate's day where

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Speaker 1: he works eight hours staring out the window of a

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Speaker 1: motel so he.

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Speaker 2: Could clean a counter or two.

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Speaker 1: I'm just said exactly, So we're going to try to

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Speaker 1: help him out. In your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now, phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Will travel lodge this as will HI if.

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Speaker 2: It's the motel effects that to any two?

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Speaker 3: Yes it is. Are you looking at a book a room?

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Speaker 2: Oh? No, no, no, thank you?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, how can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to book a room please?

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Speaker 3: Oh you do want to book a room?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Well, said can I get a name for the reservation.

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Speaker 2: My name is Edward, but my friends call me Steady ENnie.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?

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Speaker 2: Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request. Okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So like my parents, Doug and Dorothy, their first day

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Speaker 2: was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty

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Speaker 2: years they're super old. Okay, that's actually where I was conceived.

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Speaker 4: Oh right, amazing, right anyway, seeing with on the ground floor,

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Speaker 4: and I don't mean like on the ground well maybe

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Speaker 4: actually knowing my mom, I haven't.

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Speaker 2: I mean it was room one one four and I

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Speaker 2: have been back there many many times just to check

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Speaker 2: it out.

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Speaker 3: So that's that's the room that you're wanting them One

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Speaker 3: one four.

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Speaker 2: Is oh no, oh gosh, Actually I like the room

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Speaker 2: next to it. Please, that's room one one six.

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Speaker 3: Let me make sure that's all.

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Speaker 2: And the reason why because my parents just left the

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Speaker 2: house and they're heading your way.

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Speaker 3: Right now, right now.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a lot of time here. So if

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Speaker 2: I if I can get into one sixteen, then I'd

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Speaker 2: like to listen.

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Speaker 3: Oh listen, listen to Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm always wondered because you know like I wasn't there

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Speaker 2: back then.

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Speaker 3: Okay, about when you get here, if the room booked

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Speaker 3: or not?

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, I don't make sure there's no perverts or

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Speaker 2: any freak shows ahead of me. You know, Oh God,

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Speaker 2: is there a way that I could send some oysters

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Speaker 2: to the room.

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Speaker 3: Sure, this is a motel. We don't have oysters here.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't do anything like that. No room service,

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Speaker 3: no sending anything to room.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front

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Speaker 2: desk and I bring some pineapple juice? Can you just

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Speaker 2: drop them off with them and say it's from their

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Speaker 2: little boy.

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Speaker 3: No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level

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Speaker 3: with you here. I'm to be honest. Yeah, your parents

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Speaker 3: probably just want a knight to themselves and don't need

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Speaker 3: anything extra from there.

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Speaker 2: I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left

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Speaker 2: the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.

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Speaker 3: Think you need to give your parents some privacy.

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Speaker 2: Hanging what you're saying you want mean to drop off

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Speaker 2: some blindfolds you're clinking? No, No, that's not clingeryding do Dane.

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Speaker 3: No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring

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Speaker 3: blind hole.

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Speaker 2: I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana

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Speaker 2: Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how

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Speaker 2: to ubit and I could drop it.

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Speaker 3: You've not come here, Okay, stay away. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 3: have other customers and I need to help them right now.

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Speaker 2: So oh sure other customers like you mean like the perverts.

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Speaker 2: I like Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at

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Speaker 2: Brooks in the motel right now, checking on theories and

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Speaker 2: slim gems and checking out all the rooms, listening for

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Speaker 2: sure for my parents.

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Speaker 3: I have been on the phone with you for long enough.

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Speaker 3: I have other customers. I need to take care of.

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Speaker 2: Your roommate. Freddy said, you've been so bored lately. That's

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Speaker 2: why he needs to set you up for this prank

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Speaker 2: phone call.

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Speaker 3: Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you

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Speaker 3: know Freddy?

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Speaker 2: Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phonetop man.

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Speaker 2: Freddy said, you.

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Speaker 3: Out wait wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super at your job every

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Speaker 2: time you come home. You're like, Doug, nothing is happening

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Speaker 2: at my job.

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Speaker 3: Like I was, like, who who wants to listen to

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Speaker 3: their so much?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Excuse me. I wouldn't say weird. Some people

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Speaker 2: are very close to their family.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have nightmares about this town.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna be sleeping knife and sleep in Room

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Speaker 2: one sixteen next to my parents.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're you're a little too good at that stoking.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties