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Speaker 2: I've heard all about it on the Big Show.

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Speaker 1: I mean no, I lost power again last night.

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Speaker 2: We did two for one second. It sucked.

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Speaker 1: We lost power went Wednesday night, and then we lost

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Speaker 2: Sheeesh.

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Speaker 1: So it's just been I mean, oh, dude, how does.

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Speaker 2: Your grid go down in the city when the country's

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Speaker 1: I think probably a tree fell hit the wire. I

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Speaker 2: Don't you damn tell on me? Boy? You got our

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Speaker 1: Oh man. But yeah, what I'm so tired.

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Speaker 2: Because in the country. Baser's parents are five miles from us,

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Speaker 1: I even got a text from my internet service saying, hey,

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Speaker 2: We're done.

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Speaker 1: Earn, right, isn't that what they say?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm also the guy man that waits

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Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, you have a dollar would you

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Speaker 1: When else would I use it? Why would I not

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Speaker 2: It's smart. Yeah, I want to use it. Who knows

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Speaker 1: So I have no idea what's been going on in sport?

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Speaker 2: Hey John, Hey Mark, Hey Sally morning. Oh Danny are

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Speaker 2: you okay? Oh okay, just looking like a flamingo? All

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Speaker 1: Oh man, we gotta do it live. Oh the one

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Speaker 1: two three sore loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 2: Sports genius, y'all it says. And I'm from the North.

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Speaker 2: I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side

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Speaker 2: Justin checks on him every single day. Lunch over to you.

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Speaker 2: I think I just have a brunch planned, maybe some

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Speaker 2: Final four. Other than that, a relaxing weekend. Ray. There's

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Speaker 1: I mean there's been rain, rain, rain, and more rain

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Speaker 2: Again, have you seen the flooding videos?

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Speaker 1: Dude? Hey smeed, Ray, Holy hell, Ray, I hate tell you.

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Speaker 1: Wednesday night, I play indoor soccer, Dude. Playoffs were this Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: What'd you guys do? Indoor floaties?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't think we're gonna have games next week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen that video.

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Speaker 2: Commenters were getting on it and they said it was

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Speaker 2: I think it's some popular fitness joint in that part

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Speaker 2: are so wrong, and also you feel bad for the business.

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Speaker 2: They have insurance. They should one hundred. I'm telling you

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Speaker 2: if they're if you're in that low lying area, you

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's where a lot of the birthday parties

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Speaker 2: Has to be flooded. I mean that they're going to

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Speaker 1: Because they have a little creek that runs through the

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Speaker 2: So that shows you that was your complex over there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Man, So I don't know if we're gonna win the

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Speaker 2: Did you see that? Was me on my drive home yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Stop the whole on feeder, it's gonna go away. Oh,

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Speaker 2: the whole feeder ramp is flooded.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw this and I tell me it

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Speaker 2: No, it's McCabe's underwater.

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Speaker 1: Someone told me that, but I never saw the video.

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Speaker 2: I said it out loud. Whatever, it's not opening for

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Speaker 1: The local communi is it's it's uh, it's Curt and

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Speaker 2: Look at this guy.

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Speaker 1: Look what this dude caught in the water in front

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Speaker 1: He caught a big old fish just in the street.

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Speaker 2: There you go here is uh the unnamed local muni.

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Speaker 2: Oh the greenway is unwatered. Oh my god, that is.

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Speaker 1: Number four middle the whole Faaraway's John.

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Speaker 2: It's all the way into five faraway.

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Speaker 1: That is that's where I go sledding coacher, you know

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Eventually it recedes, right, yeah, it'll go down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're supposed to get more rain this weekend.

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Speaker 2: That's the problem. Wow. And I believe they said it

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Speaker 2: was forty eight hour with the biggest flood in national history.

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Speaker 2: I guess there was one back in the day, but

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Speaker 2: in twenty ten, the one that flooded all Lower Broadway.

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Speaker 2: Everybody knew about it, national news outlets that one had

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Speaker 2: thirteen inches in two days. We've received five inches in

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Speaker 1: We've only received five inches. And this is what happens. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like so it is double. This is what caused all

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Speaker 1: the Lower Broadway to flood. I used to always think,

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Speaker 2: And these get workers were in their maintenance van. What

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Speaker 2: do they call those white vans?

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Speaker 2: I know this is very regionalized right now, but just

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. I'm dude,

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Speaker 2: The opposite of that. One time my dad went on

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Speaker 2: All my friends freaked out. That is so cool, snow machine.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to operating guys. I'll be

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Speaker 2: When you guys saw it, I was in the dark too,

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Speaker 1: That's that's how we rode to soccer practice, baseball practice

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Speaker 2: Hey, I know this is foreshadowing later on in the show.

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Speaker 2: I've got to tell you about something. Masters Week is

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Speaker 2: next weekend. Oh, I can't wait. I didn't know if

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking I assume you're talking masters.

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Speaker 1: We're teasing it, all right. Just tell me they're not

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Speaker 1: It's coach pitch.

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Speaker 2: But the Repedo bats nowadays, Mit Graduate designed them.

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Speaker 1: You want it, I do?

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Speaker 2: I want it? This came across the wire and they

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Speaker 2: Join us for our Masters par three tournament. Oh great.

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Speaker 2: We gotta actually really do it before the pod because

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Speaker 2: Nine holes, par three, two person scramble next Friday, five pm. Shotgun.

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Speaker 2: Here's what's interesting about m are. We gonna get it

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Speaker 2: So it's twenty five each would be fifty dollars green

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Speaker 2: for third, four hundred or at twenty five? What's twenty

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Speaker 2: five times fifty? Hold on, hold on, I'm doing the

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Speaker 1: Twenty five times fifty is about a twelve hundred.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, four hundred for first, three hundred per second,

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Speaker 2: two hundred per third.

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Speaker 1: Oh where is this at?

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Speaker 2: Dude? You know, I don't know, not the flooded Muni,

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Speaker 1: That's not even it.

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Speaker 2: This is the kicker. How do they have nine par threes?

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Speaker 2: The fairway, which sounds terrible, sounds stupid, but I'm in okay.

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Speaker 2: And then this is where it gets interesting. Guys, get

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Speaker 2: the kicker. It's your team scramble score. I haven't played

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Speaker 2: Man. Well, this is where it's in our favor because

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Speaker 1: Dude, let's go. Why would we not do it?

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Speaker 2: Even if we're of the worst golfers on the court.

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Speaker 2: Danny Willett, Danny Nass sucks. Who's some other guys You

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Speaker 2: don't want Glover, the will it guy's the one that

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Speaker 2: she's done. Bubba Watson. I haven't heard anything about him

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Speaker 2: Oh is he gonna live? Phil Mickelson, No, I don't

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Speaker 2: You get Scheffler, Oh my god, you get this Shambo,

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Speaker 2: You get Kopka. You're gonna win this sucker or used

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Speaker 2: to do an awesome score. We win that, then we

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Speaker 2: We can get a seponth Theologian and still win it.

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Speaker 1: Because listen, this thing is gonna it's from five. It

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Speaker 2: Now, hey, the real question is can pace a play?

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Speaker 1: Dude can get No? No, because it's a par three, Dude,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna take us three shots max, four five, six.

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Speaker 2: Twenty five teams. They do a shotgun start.

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Speaker 1: Oh, twenty five teams, they'll spread us out. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: play nine holes. That's pretty quick.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's hard. Three listen, par three why are

439
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:54,840
Speaker 1: you not here?

440
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,760
Speaker 2: Par five easily could take us twenty to thirty minutes.

441
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,520
Speaker 2: Par three take about eight minutes, and it's a scramble.

442
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 2: So it's better shot. We both drive and then we

443
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 2: take our better one second shot, So I'm.

444
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,159
Speaker 1: Gonna be right next to the pins.

445
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,439
Speaker 2: We'll just be putting. Every freaking time I had the option,

446
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,360
Speaker 2: you were justin. I had to go with you.

447
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 1: Well, thank you me and justin.

448
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,440
Speaker 2: There's no way we cracked twenty. I mean that's even

449
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:20,960
Speaker 2: a number.

450
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200
Speaker 1: God, that would be odd.

451
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 2: Where is this at my course? I'm in, I'm in,

452
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,919
Speaker 2: No McCay dude, the flooded one. That's why they're doing it.

453
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,919
Speaker 2: There's only part threes left. Did you hear that? That

454
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,919
Speaker 2: was like the pro on the phone. Yeah, Uh yeah, Boss.

455
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 2: I came to work this morning and uh, you know

456
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,680
Speaker 2: that fairway on the fourth yep, I get the tree.

457
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 2: I understand you need him to mow it. I listen,

458
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,439
Speaker 2: I got something to tell you, Boss. The fairway on

459
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 2: four is gone. It doesn't matter about the tree and

460
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 2: the shrubs. The people have been complaining about the sand

461
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 2: trap on five.

462
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 1: It's gone.

463
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 2: It's out to see boss, That's what I'm trying to

464
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 2: tell you. He's on the phone and reportager.

465
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 1: You know, hey, bos you know we spent all off

466
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:08,440
Speaker 1: season building that new green Well. Bad news man, it's

467
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 1: down the Cumberland.

468
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 2: It's gone, long gone. Yes, I understand, you want me

469
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 2: to air rate and we're handling all the traps on four.

470
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,199
Speaker 2: I understand that, boss, but you just listen to me.

471
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 1: There's a river on the fourth fairway.

472
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I understand. Yes, yes, we have

473
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,200
Speaker 2: the water hazard there on three. I'm not talking about that.

474
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 2: I'm talking about four, five and six are a water hazard.

475
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 2: Every shot is a lost ball. The news cameras are

476
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: all there doing it. Really Yeah, somebody's misery and because

477
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,719
Speaker 2: you can see it's a drone taking it. And then guys,

478
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 2: please just give them a moment. They just lost. After course,

479
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 2: that sucks. Just like over here, we had an accident

480
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,479
Speaker 2: last night. Oh what winds? The road closed? We all

481
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 2: the news cameras. I guess still had to do their

482
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 2: five am hits.

483
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: Now I'm probably still doing some investigating.

484
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 2: And it's like, guys, people died, do we really need

485
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 2: to do the four am news beat? I mean, give it,

486
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 2: give it a minute.

487
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: Well that's what they do, that's what the news does.

488
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 1: It's they're so gross, it's so weird. But if there

489
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: is death, they want to be there longer because they

490
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: want to cover it more like if it was just

491
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: a regular accident.

492
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 2: Not that big a deal.

493
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: But when people die, it's like, oh my gosh, we

494
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: got we gotta cover this, cover this, cover this. How

495
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: awkward is that for the families that died.

496
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody involved, especially it was just as simple taxi

497
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 2: ride ins like that.

498
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 1: You never know. Yeah, And I mean, speaking of golf,

499
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: I went and play golf the other day, man, and

500
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,360
Speaker 1: I'm terrible again.

501
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: Just let you know.

502
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: I hit maybe two fair ways.

503
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 2: I'm curious when you squeeze it in because we've had

504
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 2: five and a half inches of rain in the past

505
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 2: three days.

506
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 1: Well, I fitted in on Tuesday because I looked at

507
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: the weather and it was the only day that it

508
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 1: wasn't going to rain. So I squeezed it in on Tuesday.

509
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, just thankful for golf. I was

510
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 1: just I need to be thankful for golf. Now that

511
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: I see the local communis underwater, I should just be

512
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: so thankful for golf. But it was so hard of

513
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: a day for me to play golf. Everything was left, right, left, right.

514
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 1: I hit two fairways one, I hit the drive straight.

515
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: You hit every fairway when we played with you. I

516
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 2: understand Ray it's changed. That was five days ago exactly.

517
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: That is how fickle golf can be.

518
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 2: Man, you were great, and I don't want to choose

519
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 2: my partner anymore.

520
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: The second fairway I hit was only because I hit

521
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: it off a tree out of bounds and it bounced

522
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: back into the fairway. It counts, he counts. No one

523
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 1: knows that that's how you hit a fairway.

524
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: But that was it.

525
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: Those were my two fairways hit the entire day. It

526
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: was a disaster. But that's not even the bad part

527
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: of it. It's not that I scored a one hundred

528
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: on the dot. Fine, I suck, I get it. It

529
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: was the little kid in front of me playing golf

530
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 1: with his damn mom spring break. I don't know what

531
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:09,959
Speaker 1: he was doing. He was taken for ever, and I

532
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: mean we are just sitting there waiting and waiting and

533
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 1: waiting and waiting. There was times that there was two

534
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 1: groups waiting on the tea box, and I understand there

535
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: was a group of four in front of him that

536
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: were pretty slow. But this dude had his mom. He

537
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: would drive the cart. Mom would sit in the cart.

538
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: She would film every single shot, probably on cake. Every

539
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: shot he took, she filmed it for him. She would

540
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: get down on the ground when he's putting and lay

541
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: on the green and set the phone up so it's

542
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: at a perfect angle to film his stupid gulf shots.

543
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 2: What's with all these MILFs that are going with their kitchen?

544
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: He was in a milf. Oh, she was a wolf ray,

545
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: she was a mame cougar. She wasn't a milk. She

546
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: was more like, oh, I don't know what. No, I

547
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: don't even know how to call it, what to call her?

548
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 1: But anyway, then he would put and he would miss,

549
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: and he'd go back and put again until he made it.

550
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: That's uncalled for, uncalled for when people are behind you

551
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: can't do the multiple shots. That's only for a Tuesday

552
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 2: afternoon when it's you and justin.

553
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 1: Correct And random dude with me is like, well, what

554
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: good is it if he misses and then he just

555
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: shoot it again?

556
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 2: Like you didn't tell us about this random?

557
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

558
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 2: I was with two randoms. I was complaining to them

559
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 2: the whole time. Can you believe that laying on that No.

560
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: They were like, they were like, do they not understand

561
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: what we're doing? That they're they're They were like, we

562
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 1: understand there's a group in front of them, but to

563
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: film every shot, like where is he putting this crap

564
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: and it's not like he's hitting great shots. And then

565
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: the one guy's like, so you just film every shot

566
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: and then he didn't make it, So why are they

567
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: just shooting it again? I said, that's the beauty of

568
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: social media. He edits it and looks like he makes

569
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: every dang putt.

570
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: And you were loving these dudes. I can already tell

571
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: they were complaining, like you, yes, Ray, they're my new boys,

572
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: Mark and Jeremy.

573
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: They were right up my alley man, and we were

574
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: just like, this is out of controls.

575
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 2: Trumpy year old man. Love the boys club we've formed

576
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: here today.

577
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: It was just we were just sitting there, going, how

578
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: is it taking this long to play a round of golf?

579
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: Like there's no one out here. It's supposed to be

580
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: a Tuesday, just relaxed, and we are waiting on fourteen

581
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: year old freaking idiot taking a film of every shot

582
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: on the tea box. We watch them one left, oh

583
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: dude again, one right there, another one. It was so annoying,

584
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: and then after four edits Dreno, he's the best golfer

585
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: on the planet. He edits a hole in one. It

586
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: was so annoying. And if you ever do that, I mean.

587
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: The problem was we could never get on the tea

588
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: box with him because we had a three and he

589
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: was one, so we could never catch him exactly.

590
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh so moms was just filming. She was just filming.

591
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 2: She wasn't hitting anything. So I would say, he's almost

592
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: because the four is stopping him and you guys three aren't.

593
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: But he needs to play through the foursome. He needs

594
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 1: to get ahead of them. So that was on him.

595
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 2: For anybody trying to learn from this, he's as a one,

596
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: you gotta get through the fork, and then you guys

597
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 2: as a three, they're not. Four is not gonna let

598
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 2: you through. It's fine, but there shouldn't be as much

599
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: of a backed up log.

600
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: When you see me standing on the tea box. You

601
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: cannot put four freaking times on a par three like

602
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: you missed it. Put the other putt. Don't mark your

603
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: ball and take it back to where it was and

604
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: put again.

605
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 2: I just thought of this. I was chipping with my

606
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: cousin there Go. I wasn't playing. I just chipped. I

607
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: went on a Saturday randomly chipped and my cousin was there.

608
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 2: I said, what I've took a picture and Justin goes,

609
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 2: are you serious you went and f and played golf today.

610
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: I was like, I was chipping, saw my cousin took

611
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 2: a picture. Oh okay, my cousin is really good. I

612
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 2: would say he's just as good as Eddie. Really yeah,

613
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 2: because he plays all the time. He'll even go to

614
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 2: Scottsdale and play. He's a fire guy. So when he

615
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 2: gets done, when he gets done at Garst, he goes

616
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: and plays golf every day. He lives on legacy.

617
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: He's a what he's a fire guy.

618
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: Fire guy, and then he works it be my fire guy, firefighter.

619
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: And he works at Garst, Gars.

620
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: Works on the farm.

621
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: And so I think he meant Gar's bar. No, not

622
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: the bar, sorry, thank you, so done. Firefighting goes in golfs.

623
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: Done at Gars at four, goes in golfs. He golfs

624
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: all the time. With all that said, Bro drives on

625
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: onto people like it's nobody's business. I was sitting there chipping.

626
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: He was at number one. There were guys in the.

627
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: Fairway and he's driving. Gode Lunch would have had a

628
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 2: heart attack. You don't let us drive unless somebody's three

629
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: hundred yards away.

630
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: Well, there's no point.

631
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 2: That's also the thing, not trying to prove anything out there,

632
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 2: because you're still gonna have to wait for him.

633
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to wait, And what's the chance that

634
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: they are two hundred and thirty yards in front of

635
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: you and you get a hold of one and you

636
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: hit it into him. Then you have a confrontation, you

637
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: have a fight, everybody's pissed. Then they start going slower

638
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: on purpose. Nothing is accomplished. So if you're gonna have

639
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: to wait anyway, why not wait untill they're three hundred

640
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: yards out?

641
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 2: Cuzzo on one people were probably two thirty out. He

642
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: just Cuzzo doesn't care. Oh Cuzzo. Guzzo hits it far

643
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: left luckily. Next guy, I thought, oh, Maybecuzzo knew those

644
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: guys or he's just being funny. No, next guy in

645
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 2: Cuzzo's group, he tries right into him too. They didn't

646
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 2: give a crap. See that's scary, man. But Cuzo's jagged,

647
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: so Cuzzo's not gonna get That's another thing.

648
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: Becuzzo's like, hey, man, maybe he's looking for some little fight.

649
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: Maybe Cuzzo after a long day at guards, he's in

650
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: a bad mood drive.

651
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: He's like, come mess with me.

652
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 2: I think actually Cuzzo knew that he couldn't hit it

653
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: too forty. He knew that he was just trying to

654
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: clear the little trench at the bottom, and so he

655
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: was actually fine with twenty yards of leeway. He was fine.

656
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: And you gotta get props if that is honestly, because

657
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 2: then his buddy.

658
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: They just ran. They never know the wind to bounce

659
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: off the cart path. You have no idea. It's like

660
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: when I was playing at Lion's Municipal way back in

661
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: the day.

662
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 2: Would you like a drink token? You can drink two

663
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: for the price of one.

664
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: And I'm in the fair way and I'm bout ready

665
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: to hit, and all of a sudden, this ball bounce

666
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: bounce right by me, and I'm like, who is this

667
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: jackass that's gonna drive it into me?

668
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: It was Eddie.

669
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: And the person I'm playing with, his name is Bones.

670
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: Because I beg you won't say.

671
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: Nothing to that dude, I said watch this, and I

672
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: stand there and I wait.

673
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,479
Speaker 2: Dude comes up and I was like, oh hey, what's up?

674
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: Pat Green? Pat Green?

675
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 2: What the low key flex?

676
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, sorry about that.

677
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: Didn't realize you guys were up here. That was it.

678
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean, Pat Green drove the golf ball into me

679
00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: and I was ready to confront him, and then it

680
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: was I was like, how's going man?

681
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 2: A hit into turned in to be a country superstar.

682
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: Pretty freaking cool, Lions Municipal. I'll never forget that day.

683
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm in the Lions a long time. Is it still around?

684
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: I'd love to go play that course. Never even heard

685
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: of it. Last one I played out there?

686
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: You never played Lions?

687
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: Played Bluebonnet.

688
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: That's gone now, how subdivision? Dude?

689
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about Lions.

690
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: It was the first course I ever played.

691
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: I played golf in Austin twice, dude. Really it was

692
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 2: way too hot and I wasn't I didn't even know

693
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: what to play. I taught myself how to play the game. Well,

694
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 2: I didn't even know how to hit a ball. Yeah

695
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: you still don't.

696
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, playing the scramble, man, Yeah, let's go play

697
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: that scramble next Friday.

698
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna win, that sucker. I taught myself that

699
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: I hit a ball.

700
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: I played Lions, mean know that a municipal with Rusty

701
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: Shelton in high school. I'd never played golf. He's like, oh,

702
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: you should come golfings. I borrowed someone's clubs. I had

703
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: no idea, and I mean on that first tea box,

704
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't even hit the ball. I mean it like denk,

705
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: like two feet like swinging and missing. The ball's not moving,

706
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: and Rusty I'll never forget this. I was like, here, man,

707
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: let me show you how. And he steps up and whoop,

708
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: and he hit it three feet in the air like

709
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: like it went straight up and came down on the

710
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: tea box. And he's like, oh, that's not how it's

711
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: supposed to go. And then we get to the first tee.

712
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: We get to the first green and I want and

713
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: we're carrying our clubs because we're sixteen years old. And

714
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: I walk up and I just lay my clubs right.

715
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: In the middle of the green. No etiquette, no idea,

716
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: wearing a T shirt.

717
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: And I mean, I thought Rusty was gonna lose his cry, No, what.

718
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: Are you doing?

719
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You can't just that's gonna damage

720
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: the green. He grabs my clubs. I'm like, I've never

721
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: played man, Sorry about that, but that was my first

722
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: golf experience and that course was so freaking hard, and

723
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: now I want to go back, and I want to

724
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: know is it really that hard? Like was it really

725
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: that hard? Or was I just didn't know how to

726
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: play golf.

727
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 2: I want to go see the Texas State Course because

728
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 2: that's where I learned how to play golf. That course

729
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 2: is easy, isn't it? Is it still there? I was

730
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: gonna say it was really hard to see how large. No, dude,

731
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 2: that course was impossible for me.

732
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: Every course was impossible for me.

733
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 2: I didn't know how to play golf. The last one

734
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: you took me to was impossible. You know how many

735
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 2: times me and Justin have said, I'll never go back

736
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 2: to that Cuzzo. I told Cuzzo about it. Guess what

737
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: Cuzzo says, Yep, played it once. Firefighters get a half

738
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: off on Tuesdays. I'll never go. He said, that course

739
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: you hit in the fairway and it's off a cliff.

740
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: I said, damn right, Cuzo, that course is miserable. Lunch

741
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: is an idiot. Wude takes us to the Masters on

742
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: a random Friday with a windstorm. No.

743
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: I tried to take this to another course, and Justin said,

744
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,719
Speaker 1: it's not in good shape. Dang it so I said, okay,

745
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: here's this course, and he goes book it. I said,

746
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: all right, I'll book it. I didn't know it was

747
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna be that bad, even though I'd played it before.

748
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: We'll take a break. After this break, I got something

749
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: to tell you.

750
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that there's a prank call we

751
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 2: gotta do.

752
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 1: Okay, we're right back. What what's the prank call?

753
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: We call the flooded course?

754
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: Hey man, I was looking to play the North Course.

755
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 2: They can't. They can't answer. They can't answer, they can't answer.

756
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 2: I mean there's no way. They have way too, they

757
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: have sandbags.

758
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: They'd like to the North Course today or say tomorrow?

759
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's it going. I'd love to play the North

760
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 2: Course tomorrow. Let's say nine am. I got me and

761
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 2: three buddies and let's go carts please.

762
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: Well, we're not sure what's anthon right now. Right now,

763
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 3: it's that holes walking on this out. I'm not sure

764
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 3: what's going to be happening tomorrow.

765
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: Well, are you guys offering discounts on the North just

766
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: because it is flooded out?

767
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: Nope?

768
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: I mean I'll play the first three holes. I just

769
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 2: love how those the layout is honestly, except for the river.

770
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: But the first three are great.

771
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 3: Yep they are. But yeah they're there. They were underwater yesterday. No,

772
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 3: I'm not sure when it. I mean, our superintendent's got

773
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 3: to come back in and tell us when it's ready

774
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 3: to go. So I'm not sure what's happening tomorrow.

775
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: All right, Well just book can you do, Randy. Let's

776
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 2: do nine thirty am tomorrow if you would.

777
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to see uh tomorrow's books. So I

778
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 3: mean tomorrow would become uh the uh a walk up

779
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 3: night and first come, first service.

780
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see then.

781
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do that, and in the meantime, y'all get

782
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: to sandbagging and y'all get to canoeing. Man be safe, godspeed,

783
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: thank you. He actually answered the phone. His whole course

784
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 2: is underwater, coach. They just lost a month of revenue,

785
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: and he says, I don't know if we can get

786
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: you in, buddy, I just saw a video on the internet.

787
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 2: You don't have a fourth of your course.

788
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: There's a dear the sadness in his voice.

789
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 2: There's a walk on nine available that has to be soggy,

790
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 2: shopping wet in swampland.

791
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: He said, right, now we're just doing the nine holes

792
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: on the South. Excuse me, you're actually open for business, buddy, Dude,

793
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: we've had six inches of rain in the last thirty

794
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: eight hours.

795
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: How are you open for business? I set this up

796
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: as a prank call, and you're telling me you guys

797
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 2: are still trying to make money off of the Vandy Bros.

798
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: Your course, I saw it on the news, Dude. It

799
00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: looks like the Gulf of America. Oh my god, that dude.

800
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: We should have known.

801
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: They're a bunch of money hunger sons.

802
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe. But dude, I felt.

803
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 2: Like I said Randy three bros.

804
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: No, I felt bad halfway through that call because he

805
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: sounded so down in the dumps.

806
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 2: Don't feel bad for and they're still open trying to

807
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: make money off the public.

808
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: No, he said this was did he goes?

809
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: Man? I don't. I don't know when that's gonna be open. Man.

810
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 2: He did at time sound like he lost a loved one.

811
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, like, maybe we don't realize how

812
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: attached to these courses they are.

813
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: What's he gonna go do sleep with number seven tonight?

814
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. But when the guy loses virginity on

815
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 2: the whole five like, who cares?

816
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: Man?

817
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 2: Grass re grows, throw some more sand down, answers the phone.

818
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 1: Actually, I can't believe they're open.

819
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 2: Dude, Why are you guys not out on I don't

820
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: know a ration machines something getting fans blowing? Uh sand is.

821
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: Anty restoration company. They're not trying to dry out the

822
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: drywall when you have a flood. Tell me this why nature,

823
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: Why is an employee in the clubhouse. You need to

824
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: have all hands on deck. Everybody's trying to get that

825
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: water off the course. There needs to be nobody in

826
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: the pro show. How are they gonna get that water

827
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: off the course? They're gonna have to wait for the

828
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: river to go down, the creek whatever, and it's gonna

829
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: have to recede. It may be down already open through

830
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: the prey call. We gotta go play this thing. I

831
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: mean there is and if anybody is out there playing

832
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: this course right now, you're an idiot. You're just playing

833
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: in mud. There is no way you can hit.

834
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 2: A shot, so South is the only one opened. There

835
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 2: has to be parts of the South that if you

836
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: didn't hit a perfect shot, you're gonna go in the river.

837
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: I don't think the river just touches the north.

838
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's unbelievable. This may be our worst

839
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,959
Speaker 1: podcast ever. But that's tell you right now when you write,

840
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: before you get to I know, I know, I know

841
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: what you're talking about.

842
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 2: That's probably still you're gonna run into it. They did

843
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 2: not give me any heads up about the river. That's unlawful.

844
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: Now I want to talked about like we have a

845
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: terrible life because my wife is working on something with

846
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 1: the elementary school PTA PTO whatever it's called. I don't

847
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: know what it is, parent teacher or whatever.

848
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 2: Terrible life, lots of strife.

849
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 1: She hits up the PTA president yesterday at like four

850
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: o'clock and the girl's like, oh my gosh, like you

851
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: have so many questions. And my wife's like, what, no,

852
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to you know, we're doing this auction thing.

853
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to, you know, make sure I have all

854
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: the details correct I'm telling people. And she goes, girl,

855
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: I started sipping the wine at noon, like do you

856
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: have no chill? And my wife's like, what is this

857
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: serious right now?

858
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: Yes?

859
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: Actually yes, it's like, oh, you know, I'm just trying

860
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: to have you know, and she goes, I'm not about

861
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: to go to happy hour. It's four o'clock. I've been

862
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: sitting on the wine at the house since noon. I'm

863
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: gonna go to happy hours, So like, can you hold

864
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: your questions? And my wife's like okay, And I think

865
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: she drunkenly realized she kind of was kind of rude.

866
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: She edited the text me like, I really appreciate your questions,

867
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: but I'm headed to happy hour. Can you can you

868
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: send them to me tomorrow because I may forget tonight.

869
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, what kind of life where you're sipping the

870
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: wine at noon hitting the happy hour at four?

871
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: Will?

872
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: I mean, is the head of the PTA the best

873
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: job in the world.

874
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 2: None of these people got to go into an office anymore.

875
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,919
Speaker 2: They started drinking it too.

876
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: But she started bashing my wife as my wife is,

877
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: She goes, do you not have any chill?

878
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: That's a little gen z or uzing in.

879
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: That is a little bit of like, wow, man, having

880
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: a good time. I'm on the booze. So now I'm

881
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: gonna see this PTA PTO president. I'm gonna be like

882
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: that shit likes to drink, right, man.

883
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 2: Getting some stuff accomplished on a Thursday your wife's trying

884
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: to make power moves and she's hitting her with drinking

885
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 2: now and headed to happy hour. May not remember to

886
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 2: text or call back?

887
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so can you just like re send those questions tomorrow?

888
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: Hey bones, hey man, been sipping on a little bit

889
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: of whiskey. Baser wants to do happy hour. She's driving.

890
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 2: May not send in any prep stuff tonight? Like cool?

891
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: Is that no chill? All right?

892
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 3: Man?

893
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: See you on Friday?

894
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: Do you not have any chill? Man?

895
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: Oh? Man?

896
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: Should we talk? Final four? I guess we'll take a break.

897
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. This is the worst pot we've

898
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: ever done.

899
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 2: Coach, I think it's been great. You're showing yourself short.

900
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's all over the place, but here

901
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 2: we go.

902
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: Is Duke gonna lose?

903
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: No? The cute answer is, oh, Auburn has a chance. No,

904
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 2: they don't. I watched them all.

905
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: Hey, hold on, Auburn's at least playing with the swag

906
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: they played with in the regular season swag.

907
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: But Brooms hurt his nuts in his elbow, but he said,

908
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 2: there's no restrictions. He's good to go. You've been watching

909
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: Sports Center. That was my political thing. I was gonna say,

910
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 2: Sports Center doesn't cover guy's basketball anymore. If you go

911
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 2: on ESPN, you've told me no. This is even more

912
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 2: so if I go to ESPN because I tried to

913
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 2: look at MLB scores this morning. There we go ESPN.

914
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: I have the option of NFL, NBA, NHL, NC Men,

915
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: NC Women Soccer edit ESPN plus where's baseball?

916
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: They're mad at baseball? They broke up.

917
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 2: What's going on? If this isn't political, edit of what is?

918
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: I mean?

919
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 1: They broke up because baseball wanted more money, they wanted

920
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: more coverage, and then they said no, and so there's

921
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: gonna be no Sunday Night baseball.

922
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's this year, last year, next year.

923
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: I don't know when it ends. But I know they

924
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: got in a fight and they're not gonna carry baseball.

925
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,240
Speaker 1: So I think that's their way of shoving it to baseball.

926
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: But they don't cover anything. If you want to highlight,

927
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: they'll show you maybe one pitch, oh tany homer. But

928
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: how did it lead up to the ninth man? I

929
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 2: missed that. Stuart Scott days, you actually got a story.

930
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: Now it's just bam ah bank it hump and dump

931
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 2: and then what happened? How did we get to this?

932
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: You don't even understand how the game went.

933
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: It's like Scuba. The other day, he hits me up,

934
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, dude, who is this dude on ESPN?

935
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 1: He looks like this guy and he's on around four o'clock.

936
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 2: Thanks. I'm like what.

937
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, he's on Sports Center. He goes, you

938
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: watch sports and I'm like, no, I really don't. So

939
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking about. And I start

940
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 1: naming people and it was none of them, and I

941
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: was like, well, then I have no idea what you're

942
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: talking about.

943
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: If it was four, it was probably NFL. I was

944
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: it Orlovsky?

945
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. He still doesn't know. He still never

946
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: gave me an answer who it was.

947
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: Matt barry Man.

948
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: I want I want Duke to lose so bad because

949
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: I hate Duke. Everybody hates Duke right, and I hate

950
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 1: him because ESBN.

951
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: Just sucks him off so hard.

952
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: Oh Duke Dick by Tale even though he's I'm glad

953
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: he's better, but he used to just dig Duke. I

954
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: have Duke Dick. That's all we hear about Duke. So

955
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 1: I want them to lose so bad.

956
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 2: We all do. But I'm just telling you what's gonna happen.

957
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think they can lose, right, I

958
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: need Houston to win.

959
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: Did you watch the Houston game? Houston beat the Vauls

960
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: by fifty and the Houston looked like they couldn't beat

961
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: the spool of the redheaded poor.

962
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: I agree with you, I agree with you, but I here,

963
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: here's how this is how I live my life. I

964
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: have one bracket, one bracket only, right, So I'm in

965
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: a survivor pool and I'm in and there's two people left,

966
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: me and another dude Shoes, and I had a chance

967
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: to save Duke for this weekend, but I said, you

968
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: know what, I went with Houston to win it all

969
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: in my bracket. So what am I gonna do? Am

970
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: I gonna hedge my bet and save Duke and pick

971
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: Duke to beat hust in this weekend? No, so I

972
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: used Duke where they were playing Alabama. Smart Duke beat Alabama.

973
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: They rolled him, rolled them. So now he has Duke left.

974
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: I have Houston left, and I have Florida left. What

975
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: is that line at I don't know, but that just

976
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: I'm going balls out and I am picking Houston to

977
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: beat Duke and if they win, I win it.

978
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 2: What's Ken Palm said? All right? Right now? Does he

979
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 2: love Duke? I haven't looked, because my ev and my guy,

980
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 2: he's loved Duke since the middle of the season. Really

981
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 2: on the stats, he's only a number in data, guy,

982
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: and right now Duke head and shoulders above any other team.

983
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: Ken Palm, let's go.

984
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: You notice I know, I don't even know if you

985
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 2: watch games anymore, because I mean, how did you think

986
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,959
Speaker 2: Houston was gonna do anything? And also if I would

987
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 2: have watched more than Duke verus Clemson, I would have

988
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: known they're the best team in the country. Oh my god,

989
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: what Ken Palm?

990
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: Ken Palm has Duke number one, Houston two, Florida three,

991
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: Auburn four.

992
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: Evan Maya has Duke number one, and there's nobody even

993
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,439
Speaker 2: in the same galaxy as them.

994
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: And his n cs OS or DS rating is Duke

995
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: is plus nine point five Houston plus two points not

996
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: even close.

997
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: The uh The announcers now mentioned Ken Pom. Yeah that's

998
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: all you does that, you dude? I've never heard of

999
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 2: Ken Palm until this year. Now the announcers are just

1000
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 2: referring and referencing data.

1001
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, he's pretty awesome. Auburn is a Florida is

1002
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: a two and a half point favorite. Oh god, Duke

1003
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: is a five and a half point favorite. Yeah, come on, Houston.

1004
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm all in. Like I said, I live

1005
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: by my words. I tell you I do one bracket.

1006
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hedge you by bet. I'm gonna not

1007
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: save Duke. I'm taking Houston. And if I lose the pot,

1008
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: I lose the pot. That's how you play the game.

1009
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hedge of that thing, man noll. I think

1010
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: if Duke wins, Boomer wins our family bracket bro hedge it,

1011
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: hedge it. Duke is good.

1012
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: You don't hedge it, you can't live your life. Scared

1013
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: Cooper flag.

1014
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: Day had a not so great game and they still

1015
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: won by fifteen.

1016
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: I know Houston's a different animal like this.

1017
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 2: They played defense uz On's their only shooter, the only

1018
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: chance at scoring.

1019
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: This literally has a chance to be one of the

1020
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: best final fours ever. All four number ones. It should be.

1021
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: We need some drama, we need some overtime, we need

1022
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,959
Speaker 1: some back and forth. Edge of your seat. Two number

1023
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 1: one seeds battling it out.

1024
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, there's no way in the world

1025
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 2: Houston beats Duke, and whoever wins out of Auburn and Florida,

1026
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 2: maybe Auburn does end up winning it. I haven't winning

1027
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: it at all, But I'm just telling you the facts.

1028
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: Auburn plays Duke, Duke wins this game. Duke will beat Houston.

1029
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: Duke will beat Auburn Florida. Duke's You're champion, and that's it. Yeah.

1030
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: And I won't even be here Monday to discuss it. Man,

1031
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: we got work stuff. We can't even do a pod Monday,

1032
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: so we won't even be here to talk about how

1033
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 1: Duke's in the national title game. But I'm just praying

1034
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: you that it's Houston.

1035
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 2: Please, Houston, Please, I do an hour podcast and me

1036
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 2: and Arnold from San Antonio. Dude, are you gonna do that?

1037
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: I mean I would, but it would be our worst

1038
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: podcast in the history of the show, and it actually

1039
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 2: would probably bomb us. That would be the end of it.

1040
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think this one's been pretty good.

1041
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: Here we go. I got an email.

1042
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: Oh bones, Oh no, email, you can rock it.

1043
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: No, No, we gotta go.

1044
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry dude, Sorry dude, I gotta go.

1045
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 2: Bones needs me to go get him some stuff at

1046
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: Whole Foods.