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Speaker 1: Today aft up by getting involved in airport cheese scandal.

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Speaker 1: This is okay. I'll be home to the craziest true

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Speaker 1: stories on Earth. I'm Sophia and Riley. Would you ever

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Speaker 1: get involved in any sort of cheese scandal?

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Speaker 2: Depends on the cheese.

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Speaker 1: What what cheese would make you get involved in a

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Speaker 1: cheese scandal?

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Speaker 3: Bred If it was Swiss, I'm out.

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Speaker 1: No, No, no, camel beer, No, what cheese would three?

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Speaker 4: Three?

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Speaker 1: Would be it? Maybe mozzarella. I like a good matza,

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Speaker 1: not raw. I love a raw monza. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying that I love. Uh, well, you know

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Speaker 1: what what even is a cheese scandal? That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to know?

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Speaker 5: Out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was Do you know who has the answers?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? I have to take us glass restrameg glass.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm casting a spell.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean you might see.

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Speaker 1: Witchcraft at nine twenty four in the morning. It's too

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Speaker 1: early for witchcraft, guys, No part one.

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Speaker 2: It's past nine. It's not too early for witchcraft.

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Speaker 1: Never too early for witchcraft. Okay, okay, Part one eight

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Speaker 1: twenty three pm. I let oh, there's times damps on

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Speaker 1: these even better. February ninth, sorry wait.

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Speaker 6: Part one eight twenty three pm, February ninth, twenty twenty

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Speaker 6: four at the gate for my flight home from visiting friends,

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Speaker 6: and there's a woman here with the service you know,

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Speaker 6: no picks because he has a do not disturb vest

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Speaker 6: and taking pics of strangers is illegal.

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Speaker 1: But I need to stress how on duty this animal

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Speaker 1: is ears up eyes, doing laser scans of everything, examining

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Speaker 1: everyone who passes within ten feet, like a security guard

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Speaker 1: ass planted on our feet. I have never seen a

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Speaker 1: dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has

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Speaker 1: tiny elbrow, He has tiny eyebrows and they are furrowed

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Speaker 1: with concentration. I love this dog. Great dog, Good dog,

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Speaker 1: Good dog. That was Part one, Part twoo. Part two,

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Speaker 1: eight thirty four pm. Man behind me is having an

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Speaker 1: unhinged phone conversation. There's an internationally famous dairy farm in

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Speaker 1: the area I was visiting, and he was commissioned by

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Speaker 1: the lady on the other end of the phone to

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Speaker 1: collect specific cheeses from there. The lady's very high strung

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Speaker 1: about the type and condition of the cheese. The man

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Speaker 1: does not know anything about cheese. The man quote ain't

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Speaker 1: never seen no cheese, but orange before and quote, I

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Speaker 1: showed your list to the cheese ladies, So if it's wrong,

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Speaker 1: it's her fault. Okay, I'm eighty percent sure she sent

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Speaker 1: him there for a really specific blue cheese, forty percent

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Speaker 1: sure he doesn't have the very specific blue cheese, and

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure he's done with her shit. Our

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Speaker 1: flight is delayed. He doesn't have the cheeses in a cooler,

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Speaker 1: just a regular backpack, so he does have the cheese.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, was like, if he's out

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Speaker 3: there getting the cheese, yeah, how's he gonna keep this cold?

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Speaker 1: You just can not. He doesn't know about cheese. She's

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Speaker 1: never eaten cheese before. Isn't no cheese from che's, cheeses

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Speaker 1: from cheeses, but.

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Speaker 2: Like, out of all the things you bring back cheese

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Speaker 2: from a trip.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, also, how cheese? I feel like, I mean maybe

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Speaker 1: because it's not it seems like it's an international flight

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Speaker 1: because they were talking about it being international. So I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: how are you getting that cheese over?

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Speaker 2: Saying? This is not adding up. No, nobody's thought this

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Speaker 2: out at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's keep going. Part three, eight fifty two PM.

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Speaker 1: I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag

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Speaker 1: in the backpack. He has a jant Sport backpack that

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Speaker 1: is jam packed with cheeses. There's apparently four hundred and

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Speaker 1: five dollars worth of cheeses in the backpack, which I

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Speaker 1: know because he's been trying to get the lady to

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Speaker 1: venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do.

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Speaker 1: What he's holding the cheese for ransom. It is unclear

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Speaker 1: whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial, or what,

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Speaker 1: but I'm leaning towards what I think. She hired him

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Speaker 1: to do a job. Yeah, but he's not doing it well.

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Speaker 1: This man chance sport backpack a chansport backpack full of

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Speaker 1: four hundred and five dollars worth of cheeses. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: transporting without a cooler.

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Speaker 3: Even if I like ask someone to get cheese, I

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Speaker 3: would at least like want them to like cool cooler.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, not that much cheese, Yeah, especially if it's

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Speaker 1: blue cheese. But this guy telling the story is really

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Speaker 1: he's locked in. He's like, my flight is delayed. I

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Speaker 1: got nothing else to do but listen to this cheese discourse.

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Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here for it. Okay, he continues. Two

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Speaker 1: more people have joined us. One is a very elegant

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Speaker 1: man with a perfect man cure in a tailored business suit.

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Speaker 1: The other is a neonhaired person of indeterminate gender wearing

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Speaker 1: a fox kiragumi kira gumiz that you pronounce her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd do a better job than I would fox kiragumi.

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Speaker 1: The shiba kinu has been staring at the ladder for

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Speaker 1: the three four three minutes now has been staring at

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Speaker 1: the neonhaired person. Yeah, the shoe knew is on you?

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Speaker 1: Part four nine o nine pm. Uh oh. Cheese man

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Speaker 1: has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six

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Speaker 1: and between the cheese and price of gas, he's pretty

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Speaker 1: sure he doesn't have He's pretty sure he doesn't have

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Speaker 1: enough money in his account for an uber home. Oh,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, how's he gonna get the cheese to?

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Speaker 1: The lady is flabbergasted that he's demanding payment at all,

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Speaker 1: as she was under the impression he was doing this

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Speaker 1: for her out of the goodness of his heart. Time out, Yes, lady,

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Speaker 1: is I feel like she's got to be some sort

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Speaker 1: of like romantic relationship. If she's expecting him not to

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Speaker 1: charge her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm feeling like she's familial.

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Speaker 1: Could could be like a mom. Yeah, some sort of

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Speaker 1: close relationship where you would be like, why why would

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Speaker 1: you charge me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. He's not having it. He's insisted she told

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Speaker 1: him she would pay him back. He would have gotten

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Speaker 1: her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in

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Speaker 1: the area, out of love, but he went out of

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Speaker 1: his way because she agreed to pay him costs plus

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Speaker 1: extra to cover it. Part five nine, sixteen PM. How

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Speaker 1: long is this flight delayed?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, no it has Okay, sorry, I started at eight.

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Speaker 1: It hasn't been that long. He recorded the conversation in

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Speaker 1: which she promised to pay for the cheese. She's that

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Speaker 1: much of a flake. He has receipts. What I'm about

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Speaker 1: to offer this man cash for some of these cheeses

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Speaker 1: because our flight is now more delayed.

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Speaker 4: What the heck?

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Speaker 1: He like recorded.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I knew you were going to do this, So.

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Speaker 1: He was like, I have the proof I knew you

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Speaker 1: weren't gonna pay me back.

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Speaker 2: I because like some states, you have to have both consent.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Part six, nine thirty nine PM. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now this is a conversation and I will try and

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Speaker 1: do different voices. Okay, this is cheese man. You always

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Speaker 1: do this, You always do this, and I fall for

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Speaker 1: it every time. No, no, fuck you.

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Speaker 4: You're not gonna pay me. You don't get fancy cheese

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Speaker 4: or else what. I'm gonna the baby shower.

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Speaker 1: Monica can't even have this cheese. She's pregnant. Why would

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Speaker 1: I lie about that? Yeah, of course I got the cheese.

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't got money for uber. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: go tell, go tell Mama.

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Speaker 4: I'll stop your stupid ass from killing Monica or the baby.

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Speaker 7: Fuck.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I think this is a sister. Cheese man

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Speaker 1: hangs up phone head and hands borderline, hyperventilating. The man

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Speaker 1: in and the man in the three piece suit is

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Speaker 1: in the chair next to him. He waits a moment,

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Speaker 1: then reaches into his carry on and pulls out an

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Speaker 1: entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker

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Speaker 1: on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder. If

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Speaker 1: your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to

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Speaker 1: having it? Right now?

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Speaker 2: Wait, it's about to happen.

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Speaker 1: Here, Hey, friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable

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Speaker 1: to having it? Right now?

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Speaker 2: A picnic in the airport?

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Speaker 1: I love this. I hope he gets everyone. He gets

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Speaker 1: everyone over and he's like, hey, he starts charging tickets.

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Speaker 1: He's like, you pay me five dollars. You can get

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Speaker 1: into this cheese storage and we're gonna have some wine.

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Speaker 2: Well, he would have enough money for an uber.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly. He gets his money back. Part seven nine. Naturally,

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Speaker 1: I volunteered my box of wheat thins and offered to

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Speaker 1: buy one of the harder cheeses, which should be fine

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Speaker 1: if it makes it home. Part eight. Meanwhile, Kiragumi, who

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Speaker 1: is the person wearing the Kiragumi, has noticed that the

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Speaker 1: sheba you know, is staring at them and is correctly intimidated.

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Speaker 2: That's happening here.

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Speaker 1: There's so many side flaw lines to this. Part nine

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Speaker 1: ten seven PM, Oh my gosh, number one, this is

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Speaker 1: some effing great Camelbert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly,

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Speaker 1: so of like six other people, he's recouped like half

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Speaker 1: of his losses. Let's go number two. Cheese guy is

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Speaker 1: crying a little about the cash and opening up about

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Speaker 1: his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Ah,

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Speaker 1: you got him. Suit guy is being very generous with

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Speaker 1: his pino bronc. We are having a picnic slash improv

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Speaker 1: family therapy session. I love this number three. This is

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Speaker 1: apparently the latest and a long string of his sister

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Speaker 1: asking for something and then flaking when he asks to

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Speaker 1: be paid back, starting with paying him back only some

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Speaker 1: of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid

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Speaker 1: for him was of equal value when it was not,

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Speaker 1: then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he

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Speaker 1: said it was a gift or that he'd do it

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Speaker 1: for free. She's gas lighting him. That's why he's got

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Speaker 1: the receipts. Okay, so this is ope. Yeah, the specific

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Speaker 1: thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable

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Speaker 1: is called gas lighting. And it's really left up, I say,

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Speaker 1: cheese man. Yeah. The other stuff off for game because

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Speaker 1: she's never really had a good job, so she can't

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Speaker 1: pay me back all the time. But at least she

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Speaker 1: was making an effort, you know, But that was over

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Speaker 2: Why she's been country because he because.

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Speaker 1: He's because he said, go tell mama, I'll stop your Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you that, all right, I'll give you that.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me.

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Speaker 5: That's why I don't got money for uber and yeah,

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Speaker 5: go tell go, tell mama, I'll stop your stupid ass

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Speaker 5: from killing Monica from the baby.

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Speaker 1: You tell me that's not country.

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Speaker 2: And he also put like four hundred dollars worth of

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Speaker 2: cheese and the JanSport back. Okay, come on South, I'll

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Speaker 2: give you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. And this is Sue guy. If you haven't

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Speaker 1: already check on the rest of your family's finances.

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Speaker 6: My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started

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Speaker 6: stealing from our parents, says Peanut Black.

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Speaker 2: Is some classic British.

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Speaker 1: There. This is a rich guy. I feel like it

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Speaker 1: really nailed the voices quite honestly. Either lady has purchased

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Speaker 1: a cheddar. Apparently the dog's name is Donut and he's

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Speaker 8: Or oh dear No, no, he wasn't looking at you.

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Speaker 5: when I was living in Italy. What part I have family?

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Speaker 1: Does he want cheese? There's still so much cheese, it

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Speaker 1: Ten thirty three pm. Plane maybe arriving. I am paying

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Speaker 1: Part eleven, ten forty nine pm. Cheese Guy has sold

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Speaker 1: Pino has been teaching him about different types of cheeses

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Speaker 1: Pino is now convinced that Cheese Guy is the smartest

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Speaker 1: Okay, so the Wi Fi wasn't working on the plane.

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Speaker 1: When is it ever? Has it ever worked for anyone?

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Speaker 1: you liked my voices.

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Speaker 2: I was not expecting the Blanc and the cheese guy.

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Speaker 1: To okay, okay, I feel like we need to like summarize.

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Speaker 1: So okay, So we have op arrives at the airport,

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Speaker 1: all of his cheese to everyone, like all the pals

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Speaker 1: plot is that cheese guy and Pino Blanc get together

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Speaker 3: Good for him, Yeah, that's I love to hear it,

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he was like, hey, let's talk about cheese.

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Speaker 2: I love spread to everyone in the airport.

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Speaker 1: I love that. I honestly love crazy airport stories like

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but the point is, I love I love

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Sam and I were a flight once to Bali

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Speaker 1: They were like, you guys were the annoying you know.

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Speaker 2: We were the annoying ones, and they were like stop.

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Speaker 2: But him were like, we invented the self dab. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't even do the regular dad.

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Speaker 2: We did a self dab.

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Speaker 1: People have been trying to teach me for years that

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Speaker 1: I get it wrong everything.

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Speaker 2: We'll figure it out bad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's get you know what, We'll figure out that.

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Speaker 1: This next story which I have, I've already read the

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Speaker 8: The day I afket up by faking a British accent

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Speaker 8: for twelve years, Riley.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know my answer, But would you ever

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Speaker 2: I was really good at it, Yeah, and it was

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Speaker 1: And there I will only date a British Man like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I've got the wrong accent.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, and then I'll be like, but I like my

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Speaker 1: You slowly, you slowly start putting it in and she's like,

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Speaker 3: British exactly like I'll be British. And then you'll watch

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Speaker 1: With me, and then yeah, you pull an Austin Butler.

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Speaker 1: You're like, ah, three years of you know, watching all

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Speaker 2: So that's the plot.

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Speaker 7: Was? Yes? It was?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if I I actually one of my life goals

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Speaker 1: be exclusively on BBC television. I'm not even looking. That's

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Speaker 1: my lap? Love It easier to say than the last one.

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Speaker 1: The Spell says this happened in high school at a

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Speaker 7: Oh oh.

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Speaker 1: I had really bad social anxiety in high school, and

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Speaker 1: I'm weird for faking an accent. He was also cute,

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Speaker 1: which made me more nervous. I totally panicked and just

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Speaker 1: but not where they ended.

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Speaker 1: Bus ride to the camp, this guy was talking to

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Speaker 1: bus has heard my accent and me talking about how

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00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: much I love Doctor Who and the London Theater. Never

441
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: been so. For the entire two months of this camp,

442
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 1: I pretended to be British. I even watched YouTube videos

443
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 1: on how to fake a pet British accent and words

444
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: to say to sound more British. That guy and I

445
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: became friends and we kept in touch. I never came clean.

446
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: It's been twelve years. Whoa wait, Oh wow, I've got anxiety.

447
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: But you got excited.

448
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 2: That's crazy boy.

449
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: And I'm honestly very impressed by the dedication hope. He

450
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to watch videos, watched time.

451
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 2: Oh God, get Sharper.

452
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: That's one way that's method acting. Yeah, for a while

453
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: we kept in touch a lot and would FaceTime and

454
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: I'd fake the accent. We aren't as close anymore, but

455
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: we still talk over Snapchat sometimes and whenever I send

456
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: him a Snapchat, when I'm talking, I have to fake

457
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: the accent. At this point, I think I'm stuck being

458
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 1: British forever to him. He can never meet my other

459
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: friends or family. He lives in a different state, but

460
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: if he ever visits where I live, I guess I'm

461
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: faking the accent. I wish I had never faked the accent.

462
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: Do you think and there is an update?

463
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 2: There's an update. Do you think that he's going to

464
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 2: come visit.

465
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 1: I think he's going to come visit and he's going

466
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: to be like, why do you do None of your

467
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: family have an accent, and I feel like she needs

468
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: to be like, well, I was raised in London, but

469
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: but my family was born like they were born here.

470
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: So they took me.

471
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 2: Back to the States somewhere very elaborate.

472
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to keep going. It's been twelve years.

473
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: Got to keep up the line, to keep it up.

474
00:23:58,880 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: You can't go back now.

475
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Update. Wow. I did not expect this to blow up,

476
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: and I'll try to respond to more comments after work.

477
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: I answered the dialect question in the comments, but it's

478
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 1: buried and people keep asking, so oh, I didn't pick

479
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: a dialect, but I did have the brilliant idea to

480
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: say my dad was French Canadian and we spent a

481
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: few summers in Canada when I was growing up. I

482
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,719
Speaker 1: thought this would explain it if my accent sounded off

483
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 1: to anyone, because I would have grown up hearing his

484
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 1: accent too and taken on some of it. Obviously, looking

485
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: back on it now, that wasn't as clever as I

486
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: thought at the time. Lol. Update number two, I did it.

487
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 1: I sent him this post and told him. Turns out

488
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: he sort of figured it out years ago because he

489
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: saw my dad post something on my Facebook page that

490
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: made him suspicious. He did some googling and quickly figured

491
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: out my dad has always worked in the US. My

492
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 1: dad is a university professor, so his cv slash work

493
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: history is easy to find online. There are even videos

494
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: of my dad talking about him clearly with an American accent.

495
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, my friend said he suspected for years and

496
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: just didn't want to embarrass me and thought it wasn't

497
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: worth bringing up because we weren't super close anymore. When

498
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: he figured it out. Nothing romantic ever happened between us

499
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 1: bt DUB. I just had a slight crush on him

500
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: that summer. We're both actually married. Now. I apologize for

501
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: lying to him, and he said it's fine, but he's

502
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: never letting me forget this and I have to do

503
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: the accent if we see each other in person again.

504
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm glad I can clean, but I still feel really

505
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: bad and embarrassed about the whole thing. Honestly, I'm sure

506
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: I'll be cringing to myself about this for the rest

507
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: of my life. That is so funny.

508
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: Wow, this is a good friendship.

509
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, that's a great story to tell. Like, hey, yeah,

510
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: my friend who I met at camp has been baking

511
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: a British accent to me. Also, like what, I love

512
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: that he figured it out and he was like, I'm

513
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: just gonna letter. I'm just gonna let her do it.

514
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 2: Just let her figure this out.

515
00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: Yeah it'll out. Oh well, oh that's so funny.

516
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 2: Snooped.

517
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, I I like to imagine that.

518
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: He was like, this British accent does not sound real.

519
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: This sounds fake, and I'm going crazy, what if.

520
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: He's with like a British person.

521
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, he's like he was so yeah, he's like,

522
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm really into the British accent. He's like, I think

523
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: it's so cute realized. Wait a second, have you seen

524
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: that on the Kazoo Kid?

525
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 4: Wait?

526
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: A minute.

527
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 7: Who are you?

528
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: No, it's your homework.

529
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 2: You know what homework you should do?

530
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 4: Though?

531
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: What read this next story?

532
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for losing my passport to

533
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 1: avoid babysitting on my vacation? This is okayop Home to

534
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: the Craziest True Stories on Earth. I'm Sophia and Riley.

535
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: How do you avoid babysitting on vacation?

536
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 5: Look?

537
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: I have you ever babysat before? I this?

538
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 2: What about siblings?

539
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 1: Is that I would say that?

540
00:26:59,440 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeh okay?

541
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 3: Then yeah, yeah, one I have babysat to get out

542
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 3: of babysitting. What is the craziest thing I've done? Yeah, well,

543
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 3: I probably want to go hang out with my grandpa,

544
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: but in a way that's kind of like babysitting, so well,

545
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 3: not really, just make sure he's not getting anything.

546
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: So sure, sure.

547
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever tried to get out of

548
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: babysitting because I was paid for it, so oh.

549
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't paid for it at all. That would

550
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 2: make sort of like, yeah, you get to live under

551
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 2: this roof.

552
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: Ah, so you have to Well, let's see what No

553
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: Riding ninety six eighty six has to say about it.

554
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: I female seventeen, still live at home. That's it's pretty normal.

555
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: I feel like that I still live at home.

556
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 7: Yeah.

557
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: My sister twenty eight is married and has two kids,

558
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: five and three. Whenever she comes over to visit my parents,

559
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: she sticks me with the kids. This wouldn't be a

560
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: problem except she doesn't visit for an evening. She will

561
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: come for a week. Oh god, and for that week,

562
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm an unpaid nanny.

563
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 7: Uh.

564
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: If we go out to restaurant, I have to entertain

565
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: them because my mom needs to talk to my sister

566
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: and brother in law. You get the picture. My parents

567
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: decided that since this was my last summer before I

568
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: became an adult, we would be going to Disneyland to

569
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: celebrate my graduation.

570
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's here right, Yeah, I'm used to the Disney World.

571
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Disneyland isn't ita okay. I asked who was going

572
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: and they said it was just the three of us.

573
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: But when we got to the airport, my sister and

574
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: her family were there. Strangely enough, they were also going

575
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: to Disneyland. Very suspicious, I went into my backpack and

576
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: grabbed my passport. I put it in my sock. When

577
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: we got to the International security I couldn't find it.

578
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: We looked everywhere. I had to uber home and I

579
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: missed my flight. Oh well, I get to stay home

580
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: by myself for a week of peace and quiet. Whoa.

581
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: My parents were very mad at me for losing my passport.

582
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: The money they spent on my flight and entrance was wasted.

583
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 7: Darn.

584
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,479
Speaker 1: My mom and sister have both been posting about how

585
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: hard it is to be at Disneyland with two little ones.

586
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: They both posted that I ruined the vacation by being

587
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 1: so thoughtless. My dad says he knows why I did,

588
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: and he understands, but he says I should have let

589
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: him know so he didn't waste money. He said he

590
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: would have gone along with my ruise. I feel bad

591
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: about wasting money, but I have been to Disneyland before,

592
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: and I will go again later by myself or with friends.

593
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: I totally that's so unfair for them to be like,

594
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: this is a graduation gift and then to be like, no,

595
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: you were gonna babysit the kids.

596
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is yeah crazy.

597
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: No I would have yeah, No, that's not fair. I

598
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: understand why the dad was like, I mean, especially if

599
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: it's an international flight, that would have been really annoying

600
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: to like, yah, lose that much money, so why wait?

601
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: So like that moment though, like you're already in the

602
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: airport and stuff.

603
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: Because she didn't know that the sister was coming, Yeah,

604
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: I don't.

605
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: I think honestly, is this a a whole thing? I

606
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: would say she I would say she is the a

607
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: hole just because of the amount of money she dives.

608
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: I would say a hole for money. But I think

609
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: maybe she could have been like she could have gone

610
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: on the trip.

611
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 3: I had a conversation with them, yeah, be like, hey,

612
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 3: this is my graduation. I wanted to not babysit, yeah

613
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 3: at all. I just want to like have fun, have

614
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 3: fun with you guys. I feel like I'm going to

615
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 3: be able to babysit and like the mom hocky gas litter's.

616
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, she lied, no, like that's the thing. She lied

617
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: about it because she probably was Like I feel like

618
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: Opie would have expressed that she wouldn't want to do

619
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: this prior to it if she had known that the

620
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: sister and her children were coming. But literally they should

621
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: about the airport. But I think I think, I think

622
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: not the a hole because slightly because you know, being

623
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: lied to and this is supposed to be graduation present.

624
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: But yes, the ahole for losing that amount of money.

625
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: I think she could have gone on the trip and

626
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: then I don't know, maybe ran away from them. That

627
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: doesney losing thats because there's so many rids that the

628
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: kids can't go on. That would have been really annoying too.

629
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: She traveled there to Disneyland, she would have to handle

630
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: the kids the whole time.

631
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. This is tricky because that is

632
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: really annoying.

633
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: What do you guys think, Yeah, if she's a hole

634
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: or not?

635
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think only the a hole just for the

636
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: amount of money loss, because that because it's an international fight.

637
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just say a hole.

638
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: I say, only a little bit tough situation. But I

639
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: say the family. I say, I'm saying the rest of

640
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: the family's a hole, and she's a little bit of

641
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: a hole for losing the money.

642
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: Everyone's the hole, I think.

643
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, Dad is like I would have helped,

644
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: but he should have talked to them on before too,

645
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: so that a little.

646
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: Bit of yeh, you know, who's not the ale you

647
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: reading this next story?

648
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that was a bad lead today. I aft

649
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: up by hooking up with a guy in my airport

650
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: hotel room and he has the same fight as me.

651
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a rom com.

652
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: Yikes and also yeah, yikes, like oh, let's go what

653
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 3: if like they did the deed and they were that

654
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: Oh people's like this was the worst did the deed

655
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: thing I've ever done?

656
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: Or like oh he was really bad and then they like.

657
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Had to that's an imagine it. I was gonna say,

658
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: I can't imagine they'd be that good at an airport,

659
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: but I think they're at an airport hotel rooms.

660
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: Mm yeah, well like Oka, he's like, I did not

661
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: enjoy that, and now no.

662
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to be able. They're not seated next

663
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: to each other. Yeah, so deleted. I guess we don't

664
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: know who it is anymore, says I know Reddit is

665
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: going to give me a lot of hate for this.

666
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: This morning, I was super horny and wanted to hook

667
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: up with a local guy. So I got to talking

668
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: with a guy and even though he was a lot older,

669
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: like late thirties slash mid forties, he had a great bod.

670
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: So I said what the hell and invited him to

671
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: my hotel room. After forty five minutes to an hour

672
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: of fun. I thought I'd never see this guy again

673
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: because I'm flying home this afternoon right now.

674
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 5: Wow.

675
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: Wrong. I went to the gate when they started boarding.

676
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: Guess he was pre boarding with his wife and children.

677
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: Is it this guy?

678
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 5: It was the guy?

679
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: You guessed it? Oh my god, this guy. That's Wow.

680
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: An airport hotel room, presumably your wife and children are there.

681
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 3: They're getting ready to go on the airport, and then

682
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 3: you disappear for like you freaking saw You probably disappeared

683
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: for an hour and a half.

684
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate this guy. To make matters worse. They

685
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: are just a couple rows from me, and I can

686
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: hear all of their conversations. Oh god, I'm in the

687
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: plane right now and he keeps texting. I'm saving screenshots

688
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: in case I need them in the future. Oh, he's texting.

689
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: Oh Pie. I'm sitting here wondering how he was able

690
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: to get away from his family that long. He was

691
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: staying at the same hotel, which now just dawned on

692
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: me because he made it to my room super fast. Oh,

693
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: this is so uncomfortable.

694
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 7: Edit.

695
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I gave him my phone number for trading texts and

696
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: picks early this am. He texted me just now telling

697
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: me he found me on ig and Facebook, so he

698
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: must have searched with my phone number somehow. Now I

699
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: definitely need leverage with the screenshots to tell him to

700
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: stop contacting me. Edit too, I'm mail and the wife

701
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: does not know. Oh he texted me in the plane

702
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: asking me to keep quiet, and then also wanted to

703
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: stay in touch and text me later because he now

704
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: knows we live in the same city. And yes, you bet,

705
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: I saved the screenshot, saved it on the phone, on

706
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: the cloud, on emails to myself. Just wanted to respond

707
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: to popular questions. Hope you saw the screen? Oh edit three,

708
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: hope you saw the screenshot? You know who you guys are?

709
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: I really I really hate I really hate that because

710
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: you should never. I feel like sometimes this is a

711
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: lot of media where they portray like cheating relationships with

712
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: like two guys and they're like, oh, well, you know

713
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: he's gay, so it's fine. It's like, no cheating is cheating?

714
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: Tell your wife?

715
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's so tough. Like the wife doesn't know.

716
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: Also, I mean like like it's not even he might

717
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 1: he might be by, so it's not even like about

718
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: whether or not he's attracted to his wife is literally

719
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: just cheating. Yeah, like that is the main thing. And

720
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: and he has kids. Like this guy sucks.

721
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: Airport drama.

722
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: Airport drama. Wow, I don't really have a lot of

723
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: comments for that one. This guy just sucks. That's that's

724
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: cut and dry.

725
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: Cut and dry, cut and dry.

726
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: This guy sucks, but you know it doesn't suck.

727
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 2: What's that this next story?

728
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: Whoa